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Jury Duty (Company Retreat) - Season 2 - Episode 05: Offsite
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00:00Hot applesauce.
00:01Yeah, let's do it.
00:03Are you doing it?
00:04Yeah.
00:04Yeah, we're going to try and mix up some spicy applesauce.
00:08Where'd you come up with this idea?
00:10Like, me and Anthony kind of came up with it together.
00:12It just kind of came up.
00:13We were just spitballing.
00:14And yeah, there's nothing out there like it.
00:16I feel like Smokey is right.
00:17Still, technically, I'm not feeling any heat.
00:20I think throwing some paprika, just a dash to get some heat.
00:24Cheers.
00:25There you go.
00:26OK.
00:28Yo.
00:28Yo.
00:29I'm getting a little something through the front door.
00:31Hey, I'm getting a little something through the back.
00:33Are you?
00:33Porcupine.
00:34And you get a little heat in here.
00:35Yo, right?
00:36Yo.
00:37Like, I would eat that for real.
00:38Really?
00:39Yes.
00:39What are we calling this one?
00:40Oh, what do you want to call it?
00:41Tropical kick.
00:43Tropical kick.
00:46Yo.
00:47Hey, we're cooking it.
00:48I love applesauce, so I'll try it.
00:54He eats a lot of soft foods.
00:57Yeah.
01:00Yeah.
01:01No way.
01:02Oh, my God.
01:03Did Amy see it?
01:05Yeah.
01:05So she did.
01:06Did she say anything about it?
01:08Oh.
01:37It's truly, like, so romantic.
01:38Ducky, you have to start acting like a CEO.
01:42Who is that?
01:44So why don't you come with me?
01:45All right, great.
01:46Oh, .
01:57If everybody works together, I definitely think we can get over this little mishap situation.
02:08This is just so quaint and rustic.
02:12It really is.
02:14You call this structure the yurt?
02:16Yeah, it's a yurt.
02:17Yeah.
02:17I guess that's Y-U-R-T, I'm pretty sure.
02:19Okay.
02:20That is the correct spelling of yurt.
02:21Morning, sir.
02:22Hey.
02:22Doing all right this morning?
02:23Good to see you.
02:24Good to see you, man.
02:25Morning.
02:25Hello.
02:26Okay.
02:27So, the thing that I wanted to say is, first of all, thank you so much for your patience.
02:37Because I know you all have questions, like who these nice people are.
02:42This is Elizabeth Prescott and her associates from the Trucus Group.
02:48Well, after giving it a lot of thought, I have come to the decision to explore the sale of
02:58Rockin' Grandmas to the good people of Trucus.
03:01So.
03:03Yeah, my dad said that Rockin' Grandmas is going to keep going.
03:08Just that Trucus would be in charge if he decides to go that direction.
03:14But it's all good.
03:16I'm doing great.
03:17I'm all good.
03:19Hello, everyone.
03:20I am Elizabeth Prescott.
03:22I am the Director of Strategic Alliances at the Trucus Group.
03:26I should just start off by saying congratulations.
03:29Because you all are in one of the hottest verticals right now.
03:33This is a vertical that Trucus has been wanting to get into for quite some time.
03:37So, we are here to introduce ourselves and see if it's a match, you know?
03:43I kind of think she's hot.
03:45Dang.
03:46Dang.
03:47Since my breakup, the world's been kind of gray.
03:50But ever since Elizabeth walked in, now everything's in color.
03:55Aw.
03:56For me, this is personal.
03:58I got to tell you.
03:59Actually, I'm going to just show you.
04:02I literally carry Rockin' Grandmas hot sauce in my purse.
04:07Put it on everything these guys will tell you.
04:08I love it.
04:09It is my go-to.
04:10I travel with it.
04:11Okay.
04:11So, I am a fan personally.
04:14And just a little bit about us.
04:15So, we are a private equity firm and we specialize in helping small family-owned businesses really just unlock their
04:23full potential.
04:23I don't really have a dog in the fight.
04:25I just wish what's best for the employees.
04:29I will say that I hope we don't see a big business take over and turn it into something that
04:36it's not.
04:36So, you know, we are here to just get to know all of you and really understand the company culture.
04:43And we also today just wanted to start out by introducing you to Trucus.
04:47And so, we actually brought a quick little video.
04:49Gina Lee, would you prepare that for us?
04:52Great.
04:52At Trucus Group, our business is your business.
04:55As private equity investors with a focus on family and an eye towards the future,
05:01our mission is to partner with great companies to help them achieve their true potential.
05:07We'll facilitate your brand through tackling all of tomorrow's toughest challenges today.
05:13In a world of constant change, it's good to remember that we are Trucus.
05:20Trucus Group.
05:22Your business is our business.
05:27Wow, huh?
05:29So great, you guys.
05:30You love it?
05:33They might have like a big company vibe or something, but they look like they could be a family business
05:39too, because...
05:40I think they're all redheads.
05:41Yeah, they're all redheads, so...
05:43Hide your gum, because I want to chew on some big red.
05:48Now, who's ready for the Doug Cathlon today, huh?
05:52Yeah!
05:53Woo!
05:54Woo!
05:55Woo!
05:56Big day!
05:58Yes!
05:58The folks at Trucus will be tagging along with rockin' grandmas today at the decathlon and later tonight at the
06:06team dinner and a show.
06:07The CFR companies are a good fit.
06:11How you feel?
06:12I'm good, man.
06:13It's, you know...
06:14Dad knows what he's doing.
06:16For sure.
06:16You know, if he thinks that's a good thing for us, then that's... we just gotta go with that.
06:21You know what I mean?
06:22Right.
06:22So...
06:23You know...
06:25It's a little scary to think about selling a company, especially with the family orientation that we have, because you
06:31hear all these different stories of how things change once a corporation buys it.
06:34But I only have optimistic hopes.
06:36I just hope it works out where we can all stay together and the company stays the same.
06:46Yo!
06:46Whoa!
06:47Look at all this, man!
06:49I didn't realize it was gonna be this outside.
06:51It's a beautiful day!
06:52What do you mean?
06:53Well, that's what I'm worried about, honestly.
06:55There's too much sun.
06:56Oh, yeah.
06:56Do you have any sun stuff?
06:58Like sunscreen, sunglasses?
06:58No, not really.
06:58I mean, I put sunscreen on, but...
07:00They're a little bit bigger than normal, but I think that's good.
07:04These are kind of futuristic.
07:05Yeah, or they're like kind of for now, too.
07:09Um, we're just liking the vibe.
07:11Like, you know...
07:12It's a wonderful culture.
07:12Yeah.
07:13Beautiful.
07:14Yeah, it's a good...
07:14Yeah, pretty good culture.
07:15You guys, I mean...
07:17Quite sustainable, as well.
07:18Yes.
07:19I just really hope that I can make a good impression on Elizabeth today.
07:24Hopefully, by the end of today, Elizabeth and I are gonna be like this.
07:28Hopefully, by the end of today, me and Elizabeth are gonna be like this.
07:32Actually, that's... that would hurt, because it's too hard, so...
07:40That's my dad.
07:41That's my dad.
07:42That's my dad.
07:43Welcome to the Doug Cathline!
07:48Oh, I love it!
07:50Oh, Dad!
07:51Hey, Doug the Jr.
07:58Dougie!
08:00I love you, Dad.
08:01You got it?
08:02Yeah.
08:02Then let's go!
08:03Come on, you guys!
08:04Yeah!
08:06Nice, Amy!
08:08Oh!
08:09Oh!
08:10Oh!
08:11Oh!
08:11Oh!
08:12That's points!
08:14Good job, good job!
08:15Doug, he choose all the events, of course, and gives out all the points.
08:18Ten points for having your arm in the air.
08:20Big smile on your face.
08:22You got points.
08:23Extra points for spirit.
08:24People really like it when you point at them and tell them they got points, so...
08:28Oh, yes!
08:28Yes!
08:29We've had one event so far, the Mechanical Bowl.
08:34Good job, man!
08:36You got up this year!
08:38That's great!
08:39Damn it!
08:39I lasted 0.4 seconds.
08:42No, you did 0.48.
08:44Oh, 0.48.
08:45That's almost 0.5, and then you could round up from there to one second, right?
08:50No, because you'd round...
08:51Yeah.
08:51You got to be above...
08:53I'm not great at math, but you got to be above 5, then you round up.
08:55So, technically, you round down to 0, I think.
08:59Okay.
08:59Yeah.
09:00Up next, foot darts!
09:02There you go.
09:02Oh!
09:05And who's that?
09:07Steve Mosley-Sales.
09:09Yes, yeah.
09:09Jimmy Webber-Warehouse.
09:12Oh!
09:14Amy Patterson's here, customer relations.
09:18Oh!
09:19There you go.
09:20There you go.
09:21And kicking now is Anthony Gwynn, procurement and sourcing.
09:25Oh!
09:26Whoa!
09:27That's okay, bud.
09:28If it hit the board, that would have been good.
09:31He uses a disproportionate amount of the company healthcare.
09:34This one?
09:35Oh!
09:35This one.
09:36Oh!
09:38Oh!
09:39Jesus!
09:40Oh!
09:40Whoa!
09:42Yeah.
09:43Whoa!
09:44Whoa!
09:44Oh, my God.
09:46I think you're throwing that way.
09:48You want to throw that way.
09:49Okay, I'm sorry.
09:50Okay, sorry.
09:50Oh, that's all right.
09:51I'm sorry about that.
09:53That's a...
09:54Sorry.
09:54Let's go!
09:56Let's go, Jimmy!
09:57You're there.
09:58Couple more steps.
09:59Jimmy!
10:00You just need to make a note.
10:02Jimmy...
10:03Doug paid for Jimmy's rehab seven years ago.
10:07Four.
10:09And hi.
10:10Anthony.
10:10Anthony, Elizabeth.
10:11Nice to meet you.
10:11Hi.
10:11And what department are you in?
10:12Uh, temporary assistant.
10:14Okay, great.
10:15And I just want to say, like, you know, I mean, obviously, woman to woman, like, it's inspirational
10:18to see you in your position.
10:20It's, like, very cool, like, girl boss, you know?
10:22Like, I just...
10:23I love seeing that energy.
10:25Okay.
10:25Well, Kate, I appreciate that.
10:26Look, I do think the goal ultimately is just boss, because I think the fact that we're
10:30girls really has nothing to do with it.
10:32And look, you just don't want to use being a woman as an excuse not to succeed, right?
10:37Yep.
10:38Yep.
10:39Is this one as stupid as a...
10:40Came on a little hot with the girl boss.
10:42I went, I went over.
10:44If I get fired before Amy, I am going to kill myself.
10:51Anthony, what's your perspective on the two companies coming together here?
10:55Yeah, it's interesting seeing the differences between Rocking Grandmas and Trucus.
10:59Uh, one's bigger.
11:00Um, I'm not saying one's better than the other, but it's just, it's interesting.
11:04It's different.
11:05Can you get my hand?
11:06The back of my hands, too.
11:08It shows...
11:08Absolutely.
11:09The back of your hands is the first signs of aging.
11:12Yours are absolutely stunning.
11:13The morning was pretty hot and there was a lot of sun, so I thought maybe Elizabeth would
11:18appreciate how I'm taking care of my skin because she seems to take care of hers.
11:27Her sunscreen.
11:28I love it, though.
11:30I do, too.
11:31She takes it serious.
11:33Hey.
11:33Hey.
11:34Just saying hi.
11:35Oh, hi.
11:36It's good to see you.
11:37You look great.
11:39Wow.
11:40Did I put too much sunscreen on?
11:42I mean, it's all over your face, so...
11:45I went over to say hi and she was like, wow.
11:47Wow.
11:48As long as you're being yourself, that's all that matters.
11:50That's true.
11:52Yeah.
11:52Pony races!
11:55Anthony is all by himself approaching the finish line, gentlemen.
11:58There it is!
12:00Wow!
12:01No, people!
12:02I don't know what that was.
12:04The pony race is probably the toughest event.
12:07I'm not feeling too good about it.
12:09Okay, I have a favor to ask.
12:11Others stay down about looking bad in front of Tricus.
12:14And you go in there and throw it and let him win.
12:16He needs this.
12:19Will you try?
12:21Yeah, I'll try.
12:21You will?
12:22Yeah.
12:22You promise?
12:23I was very nervous going up against Anthony,
12:26because he, like, crushed the competition the first time.
12:31Hey, calm down, baby.
12:32Calm down.
12:32And I kind of lost it and just darted out of the gate.
12:36Three, two, one, go!
12:41I don't know, really.
12:42I think I just got a slow start and I couldn't get in rhythm,
12:44so he was able to come out the gate on top.
12:50They're kind of getting onto the back stretch.
12:53That must just be a hard section.
12:55I mean, it was neck and neck.
12:57Like, at some points I was worried you were going to win.
12:59I saw the finish line and just...
13:03Took off.
13:04Yeah, just took off.
13:06Yes!
13:07Yes!
13:16Unbelievable feeling to finally win.
13:18You did it!
13:20And you get points for a valiant effort.
13:22Take the L!
13:23Okay!
13:24I'll take it!
13:25I'll take it!
13:25I'll hold it!
13:26Good job, man!
13:27Good job!
13:28You've been here for, what, seven years?
13:29And he wasn't able to get one,
13:31so this first time is going to give him some confidence.
13:33Yeah, maybe you'll get a win next time.
13:36Not against me, though.
13:40How many laps did I do?
13:41You went around the circuit, uh, once.
13:45Let's just make a note on that one.
13:47Yes, you should check that.
13:49I get the feeling you're into a little bit of a job.
13:52Mm.
13:53Mm.
13:54Mm.
13:55Ready, set, go!
13:57Get him, Jackie!
13:58Get him, Jackie!
14:00Get him, Jackie!
14:02Go, go!
14:03Go, go!
14:05Go, go!
14:06Go, go!
14:06Go, go!
14:07Go, go, go!
14:08Go, go, go, go!
14:11Go, go, go!
14:11Go, go, go, go, go!
14:20Go, go, go!
14:21Go, go, go, go!
14:23Why wait until next year?
14:25I mean, we still got time.
14:26Why not take a shot right now?
14:27Do something.
14:28Oh, me?
14:29Yeah!
14:31Let's do it!
14:32Let's see.
14:34Kate!
14:35You wanna give it a go, girl boss?
14:37Yeah!
14:39Yeah!
14:41I would love to do that.
14:43All right, should we do that?
14:44Let's do it!
14:45All right, I will try it.
14:46This is such a good thing.
14:47It's good, she chose you.
14:49You're stressing too much, but let her, just say,
14:51let her win, just let her win.
14:53Let her know, know, put her on her ass.
14:56I personally say, put her on her ass,
14:57and as a girl ball, she's gonna have to respect that,
14:59you know?
15:01This is disgusting.
15:03You wearing this?
15:04Are you wearing one?
15:06Are you gonna wear one?
15:06I'm not gonna wear one, but, you know.
15:08Oh, no, yeah, then I'm...
15:09Okay.
15:11I'm gonna need to be there, like, yeah.
15:13Let's do it!
15:16There you go.
15:17Go!
15:19You're coming up, okay?
15:20Hey, Kate.
15:21Yeah?
15:22You're going easy on me.
15:23Don't go easy on me, girl, boss.
15:25Woo!
15:26I told you.
15:27Come on!
15:27There you go!
15:29There you go!
15:30Okay?
15:31Oh!
15:34Oh!
15:37Oh!
15:38Oh!
15:39Oh!
15:39Oh!
15:40Oh!
15:40Oh, my God!
15:41Oh, my God!
15:45Oh, my God!
15:46Oh!
15:46Oh, my God!
15:47Oh, my God!
15:48Oh, my God!
15:49Oh, my God!
15:50Oh, my God!
15:51I'm so sorry.
15:52Oh, my God!
15:54The nose just bleeds easy.
15:56It'll be okay.
15:56It'll be alright.
15:57Yeah, she's okay.
15:58Someone's not bleeding!
15:59It's okay.
16:00She's okay.
16:01It just happened to be a lot of blood.
16:03Oh, my God!
16:04Oh, my God!
16:05Okay, just keep it elevated.
16:05Keep it back.
16:06Oh, my God!
16:08It has been a day, you guys.
16:09It has been a day.
16:10Keep it back.
16:11Can we have a medic?
16:12We need ice!
16:13Ugh!
16:15Oh, yeah.
16:15After Kate punched on Elizabeth, Doug canceled the decathlon because he wanted to make sure
16:21she was okay.
16:22Luckily, she just had a bloody nose.
16:24So, I think True Kiss is probably still joining us for dinner and a show tonight, after all.
16:29And I guess that means the deal is still on, so that's good.
16:34Now, whether I am a part of that deal, I don't know.
16:38It's been so lovely to just see what the company culture is.
16:43We're learning so much.
16:44Am I still bleeding?
16:46Uh, no.
16:46Do you want to see?
16:47Um, yeah.
16:48Ooh.
16:49Really?
16:50Ooh, and it's hypnotist night.
16:51I love dinner and a show.
16:52Look at this.
16:54Okay.
16:54And I mean, we're at a cantina, so that means Mexican.
16:57Yeah.
16:59I'm excited.
17:00I like eating in public.
17:02All right.
17:03Um, this needs to be cleaned.
17:05Yeah.
17:05How are you?
17:06I'm good, thank you.
17:07Hey there.
17:08Good to see you.
17:09Good to see you, too.
17:10Looks so nice, Steve.
17:12Hello.
17:12Thank you so much.
17:13It's good, I guess.
17:14I know.
17:14No, it's good.
17:15It's good.
17:15It's all good.
17:16It's all positive.
17:17Hello.
17:20Good to see you.
17:21You look nice.
17:22How are you?
17:22Good.
17:22Good.
17:23It's a beautiful blouse.
17:24So, is there another chair, or?
17:28Oh, I thought you, uh, yeah.
17:29You should be with your fruits.
17:29You're good.
17:30Yeah.
17:30Yeah.
17:31All right.
17:31Well, enjoy your dinner.
17:33Thank you as well, Dougie.
17:35He's a good kid.
17:37Ugh.
17:39I'm going to get a drink.
17:40Oh, you getting wild?
17:41I want to loosen up a little, because I want to talk to Elizabeth.
17:44Yeah.
17:45I wrote down some pick-up lines to try on Elizabeth.
17:48Can you read me one?
17:49Say it.
17:50Say it.
17:50Are you Wi-Fi because I'm feeling a strong connection?
17:54Ooh.
17:55I like it.
17:56I wrote IT once, because that's all she really knows about me.
18:00Yeah.
18:00The woman at the table behind you wanted to send this over to you.
18:05From who?
18:05I'm sorry?
18:06Oh, the woman sitting behind you at the table over here.
18:08It's a Bloody Mary.
18:14I guess she's like, she sent a drink, so it must be a good thing.
18:17It's a Bloody Mary, so like, she was trying to be funny.
18:20That's funny, right?
18:21Yeah.
18:21It's fun.
18:21We're roasting each other.
18:22She was trying to have fun.
18:23Yeah.
18:24Right?
18:24Yeah.
18:25I kind of feel like I should, like, counter-off her.
18:28No, I do.
18:28If I could find her a drink, what would be funny?
18:33All right.
18:33The woman knows.
18:37Oh, my God.
18:38I can't do it.
18:40Wait, is that too much?
18:41No, that's hilarious.
18:42That's hilarious.
18:42That was me, right?
18:43Definitely do that one.
18:44Do you want to be the boost to my bones, but gay?
18:47I don't know.
18:48I mean, here's her prop.
18:50She'd get right to the point.
18:51Yeah, she's right to the point.
18:52I don't know it.
18:54Did you want to order another drink?
18:56Um, I do actually want to order a rum punch.
19:01Okay.
19:01For the woman who sent me this.
19:03Oh, you want to send a drink back to her.
19:04Yeah.
19:04You can tell it was from Girl Boss.
19:06So you got it.
19:06Claire.
19:08Oh my gosh.
19:08I'm going to pick a point on Kate.
19:10Say it to Kate.
19:11Say it to Kate.
19:12Ugh.
19:14Ugh.
19:15If I was a one-time security code, would you enter me?
19:22Oh.
19:23Kazing.
19:25Oh, oh, oh, oh.
19:27Guys, guys.
19:28Guys.
19:29She's delivering the drink.
19:30She's delivering the drink.
19:34Cheers. Cheers, Kate.
19:36See, she's smiling. This is good. This is really good.
19:39This has been the best trip ever.
19:42You couldn't even make this up for a TV show, honestly.
19:45This is so authentic and real.
19:47Nobody can sit down and write a script like this.
19:50What's up, everyone? Make some noise!
19:55Welcome, welcome, welcome.
19:56My name is Michael Swinson. I am the unreal hypnotist.
19:59Basically, hypnosis is altering someone's belief or reality through suggestion.
20:02And everyone out here is suggestible because if you weren't suggestible, you couldn't learn.
20:06All right, if you'd like to be a volunteer for this show, put your hands in the air.
20:09Come on, let's clap along. I'm going to get some volunteers right now.
20:12You want to volunteer? Jump up there. Let's do it. Let's do it.
20:17They picked the right person.
20:19Get on stage. Come on. Encourage me. Encourage me. Come on. Let's go.
20:24Come on up. Oh, come on. Let them have some fun.
20:27The red one.
20:27I'm going to tell you guys this. It's very easy to be hypnotized.
20:30As I said, sleep now. Relax. Melt loose. Limp. Relaxed.
20:35Come on, let's hear it for your people on stage. Come on.
20:38They go night-night so fast. They go night-night so fast.
20:41You still say night-night?
20:43Yeah.
20:44So on the count of three, imagine this beautiful Hawaiian place.
20:48One, two, three.
20:50Sit up in those nice Hawaiian chairs right now. Yeah.
20:55Put your tray tables up. Tray tables up. Tray tables up. Put your food down.
20:58It doesn't matter. Just throw it on the floor. Throw it on the floor.
21:00Get rid of it. Get rid of it.
21:00Get rid of it.
21:01Get rid of it.
21:02Get rid of it.
21:07I've never seen that boy red laugh.
21:09He's never laughed.
21:10Just the person I'm touching on the shoulder right now.
21:13You are a stripper.
21:17You will not remove your pants.
21:21You're welcome.
21:23Like, it's just been inside you.
21:25And you are ready to let it out.
21:27One, two, three.
21:31Eyes open.
21:33There's a chair for you.
21:34Yes!
21:47He dipped it low. He backed it up. He picked it up slow.
21:51I can cross off strip club from my bucket list.
21:53Oh, yes you can.
21:55Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
21:59Have you ever seen a move like that?
22:00No!
22:02I would have gave him my whole wallet.
22:04Honestly.
22:05Wow.
22:06Let's give a nice round of applause.
22:07You can go back there.
22:09Yeah!
22:11I was scared.
22:12Can you do me a favor?
22:13You're standing right here.
22:15Amy.
22:15Mm-hmm.
22:15What?
22:16I did, no, man.
22:18You guys want to do a game show?
22:20Yeah!
22:21Woo!
22:22It's a game show I like to call
22:24To Tell the Truth.
22:25Ooh!
22:26I like this.
22:27I know you do.
22:28I know you like this, PJ.
22:30What's something dangerous
22:31you've always wanted to try,
22:33but never have.
22:34Tell the truth now.
22:37I want to go to one of those
22:39Russian roulette sex clubs.
22:44Porcupine!
22:46He's wearing our logo.
22:48I've never heard of this.
22:50Sure you haven't.
22:51Where else do him just get laid?
22:55I heard that.
22:59Do you want to reveal
23:00some answers, too?
23:01Yes!
23:02No.
23:02Yes!
23:03No.
23:03Yes!
23:04No!
23:04Yes!
23:05I always love a challenge.
23:06Yeah, come on, go!
23:07The truth will set you free!
23:10Go!
23:10Bring your friend, too.
23:12Yeah, you're loud.
23:13Let's bring it.
23:13We'll both of you get up here.
23:15Come right up here.
23:16Right up here.
23:17Right here.
23:17I wish you could go back up there.
23:22Jimmy shared a very, very, very
23:25personal, but entertaining story.
23:27What's a deep, dark secret?
23:29You wouldn't tell anyone,
23:31but you'll tell us tonight.
23:33Tell the truth now.
23:36Years ago,
23:39I'd just gotten sober,
23:43and I thought that I would
23:45never find love again.
23:48And then I met Allison,
23:50and she was hilarious.
23:52And then one night,
23:54it was our six-month anniversary,
23:56and we finished making love,
23:59and I had to go to the bathroom,
24:01and she said,
24:03bring me back something special.
24:05And I went into the bathroom,
24:07and when I was sitting there,
24:09I thought,
24:09wouldn't it be funny
24:11if I brought her back
24:13something special?
24:15So I wrapped a bunch
24:16of toilet paper
24:17around my hand.
24:18No.
24:20And I reached in the toilet
24:21to grab a piece of poop.
24:25And I went back
24:26into the bedroom,
24:28and I said,
24:29hey, Allison,
24:31I brought you back
24:32something special.
24:35And she didn't find it funny.
24:38And she screamed.
24:40But when she screamed,
24:41it startled me,
24:42and I squeezed the poop.
24:44And a part of it broke off
24:46and landed on the carpet.
24:47No.
24:49And I was saying,
24:49I'm sorry,
24:50I thought it was funny,
24:52but her cat was licking
24:53the poop on the carpet.
24:55Jesus.
24:56Oh, my God.
24:57He told me that Allison
24:59broke up with him
25:00because he gave her
25:01a shitty gift.
25:02I didn't realize
25:03he really gave her
25:04a shitty gift.
25:06Oh, my God.
25:06You two are going to be
25:08the most powerful person
25:11in the world.
25:13One, two, three, snap.
25:14Eyes open wide awake.
25:16Well, let's start with
25:17number one.
25:18Can you say hi to everyone?
25:20Hello, everyone.
25:22I'm so very excited
25:24to have this opportunity
25:26to be with you all
25:28here tonight.
25:30Tell us what makes you
25:32so powerful.
25:34I can say
25:36whatever
25:37I need to say
25:38to get
25:39the job done.
25:42So in his mind,
25:43he's doing the right thing.
25:44The strongest person
25:45he knows is his boss.
25:47Uh, what kind of things
25:48do you say?
25:51Oh, I love
25:52what you've built here.
25:55You guys,
25:56this is so much fun.
25:58I love your product.
25:59I put it on everything.
26:01I actually,
26:03I have one in my bag.
26:05Guys,
26:06your business
26:08is our business.
26:11All right.
26:12Uh, interesting,
26:13uh, powerful person.
26:15Uh, okay.
26:16Uh, got me stumped
26:17on this one.
26:18What do you think,
26:18uh, this person is?
26:20A powerful company.
26:24That's a powerful company?
26:25Yeah, or a leader of one.
26:27Okay, all right, all right.
26:35It was embarrassing
26:36to the company.
26:37Inaccurate.
26:38And embarrassing
26:38for you.
26:39You said you'd do anything
26:40to get ahead
26:41to tell people
26:41what they know.
26:42But I didn't say that.
26:43I don't,
26:44does your wife know you
26:45until she hears about this?
26:46We are separated.
26:48Okay,
26:48that guy just raised
26:49every red flag
26:50I've ever seen
26:51in my life.
26:52He was doing harm, right?
26:53Yeah.
26:54He basically said,
26:55we're gonna tell you
26:56whatever you want to hear
26:57so that way
26:57we can take over.
26:58That's basically
26:59what he said.
27:00Yeah.
27:04I knew something
27:06was up with those people,
27:07dog.
27:07I knew it.
27:08I don't know what,
27:09I just knew it, man.
27:10You're right.
27:10Yeah, I mean,
27:12obviously I was
27:12a little bit for the deal,
27:14but I don't know
27:14what to think now.
27:15Oh.
27:16It's just weird
27:17to have that many redheads
27:18in one place.
27:19Mm-hmm.
27:21It's like they in a cult.
27:22Hey, have y'all seen
27:23other Anthony and Amy?
27:26Uh, is Amy in there?
27:27No.
27:27No, she's not here.
27:28And they're not in this one.
27:30Can you help me find me?
27:32Yeah, I got you.
27:33Can you hold that phone?
27:33We gotta go.
27:34Yes, sir.
27:36Oh, my God.
27:36Yo, they was,
27:37I mean,
27:38Anthony was hitting the moves
27:40and boy reds
27:41talking about
27:41Russian roulette sex gloves.
27:43I gotta look that shit up.
27:44Oh, he's cooked.
27:47Mm-hmm.
27:48Bro.
27:50Bro.
27:51Mm-hmm.
27:52Mm-hmm.
27:54Let's just stop.
27:54They're doing nothing.
27:55Hey, I don't want to interrupt.
27:56I just don't want
27:56the whole office
27:57to know about this.
27:58Go, go.
27:59Okay, come on.
28:01Hey, guys.
28:02Uh, sorry.
28:04Y'all good?
28:05Hey, we,
28:06trust me,
28:07I do not want to interrupt.
28:08I love that y'all
28:09are having a moment,
28:10but we gotta go.
28:10We gotta go.
28:11The vans are leaving.
28:12Yeah.
28:12Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:13Hey, when did everybody
28:13go night-night,
28:14do y'all thing.
28:15Right.
28:15You feel me?
28:16I just didn't want
28:17everybody to see you guys.
28:18You know what I'm saying?
28:19This is news to me, honey,
28:20but I'm not mad at it.
28:23Unbelievable.
28:23I'm so sorry.
28:25The deal,
28:26which I have been working on
28:27for over two years
28:29is now in jeopardy.
28:32Oh, fuck.
28:34Now, I have to clean up
28:36your fucking mess.
28:44On the next episode
28:46of Company Retreat,
28:47last night,
28:48it was a little bit confusing.
28:50Yeah.
28:50I miss Kevin.
28:52He won the talent show
28:53last year.
28:53Really?
28:54PJ told me about what happened.
28:55You and Amy had one night stand,
28:57that's okay,
28:57that's fine.
28:58No, no.
28:58Who's ready for some rock
28:59Rockin' Grandma's Got Talent,
29:00right?
29:01Yeah.
29:01Yeah, your dad invited us
29:02to join,
29:03so we're in.
29:04The fuck?
29:05This is called
29:06Rockin' Grandma's Got Talent,
29:07not Redhead's Got Talent.
29:11What's stupid Trucus
29:12going to do?
29:12We are waiting
29:13for Trucus' team member.
29:15Oh, you know what?
29:16They're here,
29:16so just sit tight.
29:18Oh, my God.
29:19Oh, my God.
29:20Oh, my God.
29:50Oh, my God.
30:21Oh, my God.
30:21Oh, my God.
30:22Oh, my God.
30:24Oh, my God.
30:24Oh, my God.
30:25Oh, my God.
30:25Oh, my God.
30:25Oh, my God.
30:34Oh, my God.
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