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RUРАUL'S DRАG RАСЕ S18E08
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00:03Vida was one of my closest sisters and for her to not be here anymore just has
00:08me kind of in a state of shock. Vida is a forever sister and to see someone like
00:14that leave, it hurts. It really really hurts. Love all of you. Vida, Vida, Vida.
00:20This really does not feel good and I did not expect it at all.
00:31Take a breath. I can't even like look at you guys right now. I feel really guilty.
00:35You did nothing wrong to Vida and if she was here right now she'd be telling you
00:38the same thing. It's just the way the cookie crumbled tonight. Amidst all the
00:43tears and amidst all the emotions, I know for a fact that every single girl in this
00:49room is looking at Juicy thinking please do not ever make me lip-sync against that
00:53woman. Everybody is afraid of Juicy at this point. So one last time. Vida, Vida, Vida,
00:59Vida, you know you wanna eat all. My journey in this competition has been a rollercoaster.
01:07I just have to remind myself that to survive every week you have to be undeniable and
01:13that's what I'm gonna do. Congratulations Mikey. Mikey, oh my god, Stephanie. So deserving. Thank you.
01:20It's just a taste of what Mikey motherfucking Meeks can deliver. My sisters put me in the bottom in
01:26Raida Queen. Not the judges. And after this week getting the win, I feel even more vindicated about
01:33what I'm doing in this competition. I'm really happy I'm in the top. Yes darling. I think we're all really
01:39proud of you and we really were waiting for that moment for you to have like to shine. It's a
01:43really nice
01:44feeling being in the top. I can see some of the girls starting to take notice, look at me a
01:48little differently. So now all that's left is to
01:50clinch a win. I'm looking around, a lot of you girls have wins. How many people has wins?
01:55Raise your hand. Oh. So three of us don't? Yeah we don't. Chronically safe. It's just really confusing because I'm
02:03always getting 4.95 star critiques and then somebody else gets a 5 star critique and then guess what?
02:10Discord's safe again. We've been trying to predict every week what's gonna happen. We've been dead wrong every week. Every
02:15time. So it's like you just never really know what to expect. I just try to be numb until RuPaul
02:19opens her mouth. Screaming.
02:22As we have learned, not knowing what to expect from a person is kind of dangerous in this game. You
02:27look wrecked. Your beard's showing. And your dick's showing.
02:31Everybody can surprise you and this cast has proven to be stronger than I think any of us anticipated. A
02:37cockatoo. One little tiny slip up could be the thing standing between a person and their dream.
02:49You ruined disco. Get out the way of your head. Honey, it is a new day in the work room.
02:55My confidence is overzealous. I don't know what that actually means but I'm gonna say it because that sounds good
02:59coming up in my tongue.
03:01I want to talk about the fact that every time Darlene is in a scene with somebody, they go home.
03:10They go missing.
03:11Every time. RDR live. I was in the top. I shared the scene with Mandy. Mandy got eliminated. This political
03:17ad. I'm next to Vida. I'm in the top. Vida went home.
03:20Darlene and Jane would make a great partnership.
03:25Hello, hello, hello.
03:28Oh, my God.
03:29Welcome.
03:31After all your hard work, you deserve a break.
03:35Oh.
03:36All right.
03:37So, how does a tropical beach vacation sound?
03:42Good, because for this week's Maxi Challenge, you'll be starring in the hottest new dating show, Sensation.
03:50The Snatch Game of Love Island.
03:54Oh!
03:56Oh!
03:57I love it.
03:58So, bring your sunscreen, your prophylactics, and your best celebrity impersonations, because you'll be playing and flirting with three Hot
04:08Island bros.
04:10Oh, my God.
04:11It's like Snatch Game but sexier.
04:14Wait a minute. No, no, no, no, no.
04:15I plan to sit behind a desk and be like, this is not what I planned for.
04:22Racers, start your engines.
04:23And may the best drag queen win.
04:27Oh, my God.
04:28We're going to BG, guys.
04:30Yes!
04:31Um, how are y'all feeling?
04:33I'm feeling great.
04:34I mean, excited for Snatch Game but it's a completely different, it is a twist.
04:37Game right now.
04:37But I think it's exciting.
04:39Are we going to be in couples?
04:40Are we going to be mating?
04:41Is there going to be a bed?
04:42What are we doing?
04:44How are we feeling about the twist?
04:45I'm like kind of in the middle of like a mental pivot.
04:49Oh, no.
04:49But I feel like it's going to be really funny.
04:52I'm doing Mrs. Claus, a very grumpy, hasn't had time with her man in a long time.
04:58Right.
04:59This twist, I feel like it might benefit me.
05:01I was already planning on having Mrs. Claus be horny on Main.
05:04So now that she's looking for love, this might actually work out for me.
05:08What about you?
05:09Um, I'm doing Truman Capote.
05:11I have been a fan of Truman Capote since I was pretty young.
05:15I've read all of his books, but I'm kind of doing this like Capote as mischievous trickster.
05:21He was famously gay and claimed to have slept with like every famous man.
05:26Yeah.
05:26So, I mean, I think it sort of lends itself to the like absurdity of the situation.
05:29I have the sexiest character out of everybody in the room.
05:32And who's that?
05:33The Pope.
05:34So I'm planning on playing the Pope.
05:37The Pope trademark.
05:38Not any specific Pope, just the idea of a Pope.
05:42Are you feeling confident?
05:44Yeah.
05:45Okay.
05:46The characterization that I have for him, I think is funny and can work in this situation.
05:50A big part of my career is doing impersonations.
05:53I have worked as a Lady Gaga impersonator, a Madonna impersonator, Amy Winehouse impersonator.
05:59So I think I'm going to surprise people.
06:03Sister, who are you?
06:04I want to do a pistachio painting.
06:04Well, my hair's not styled just yet.
06:05I got to curl her.
06:06But I'm doing Drew Barrymore.
06:10The lip.
06:11I'm going with Drew Barrymore.
06:13An iconic actress, TV show host.
06:17An all-around cool mom.
06:18Do not miss out on the opportunity!
06:20You are so stupid, bitch.
06:22Drew Barrymore has been done before in the Snatch Game by Willa Poole on season 14.
06:25E.T.
06:26Found my home.
06:27You know how that ended.
06:28Goddamn lip sync Lala Perusa girl.
06:30You are all up for elimination.
06:34We'll see how it turns out.
06:37Hey!
06:38So I did have America Ferreira for regular Snatch Game.
06:42I don't know if that's going to work for this Snatch Game.
06:45And now, I'm stuck.
06:48Okay.
06:50What's the ugly Betty impersonation?
06:52Oh my God!
06:53Rufo, I just want to be your new assistant.
06:55I love you so much.
06:56I'm a huge fan.
06:58But now...
06:59Oh my God, juicy.
07:01Maybe Gloria Estefan or Sofia Vergara.
07:05Go Latina and just be a super Latina horror slut.
07:08Maybe I can do Becky G.
07:10I feel like this, of all challenges, we knew it was coming.
07:14We need to be standing 10 toes down on our decisions.
07:17And she is so not doing that right now.
07:19I don't know really much about Becky G's personality.
07:22Mm-hmm.
07:23No one does.
07:23Is there like...
07:24Is she just really Latina?
07:26She's just a Latina that I know.
07:29Okay.
07:32I'm completely spiraling.
07:34I'm bouncing around the room.
07:36Losing my mind.
07:36How about Cardi B?
07:39Juicy, you cannot come up with a 10th character.
07:41But I don't have time to ghostwrite jokes for you anymore.
07:46Oh, Juicy's down.
07:48I can't help you because I'm trying to save myself.
07:55What is this?
07:56It's an option.
07:57Oh.
07:57Is it?
07:58An option for what?
07:59This week's Maxi Challenge is a twist on the Snatch Game
08:02called Snatch Game of Love Island.
08:05Ew.
08:05Even though last week I got good feedback, it wasn't my best work.
08:10So this week in the Snatch Game, I definitely have something to prove that I can be funny and I
08:14can sell it 100%.
08:18Hey, lady kids.
08:21Now, who's got island fever?
08:23A little bit over here.
08:25I've got a bad case of a girl.
08:27All right. Darlene Mitchell, Mia, Athena, Jane, and Mia. And Nene announced.
08:34So it's Snatch Game on Love Island.
08:38What are you thinking, Athena?
08:40Charlie Chaplin breaking his silence and coming out as a homosexual.
08:43That's, it's so meta.
08:46It's just a lot of layers.
08:47A lot of layers.
08:47How do you convey that?
08:49You've got the hat.
08:51You've got the hat.
08:57Drew does not buy this Charlie Chaplin at all.
09:01I mean, you know what I'm saying?
09:03I hear you.
09:03It's kind of layer, layer, layer.
09:04It's too many layers.
09:05Now, I know you have the Greek heritage.
09:08You want to do something you feel comfortable in that you can, you know, volley with.
09:12Yeah.
09:12It's just, where can you be funny?
09:14You know?
09:15Bitch, you got to change your character.
09:17Like, now.
09:19And Mia, you're back there creeping.
09:21I see a fur coat and a black wig.
09:23Who is that?
09:24I have Big Ang.
09:26Although it's been done last season.
09:28Okay.
09:28So do you do a Long Island accent?
09:31I mean...
09:32Is she from New Jersey or Long Island?
09:33She's from Jersey, right?
09:35I don't know.
09:36I think she's from Long Island.
09:37What?
09:37Oh, oh, oh.
09:38See?
09:39See?
09:40You've got to know who your character is.
09:43Insert rattlesnakes.
09:45Right now.
09:47Who is your second choice?
09:48Bloody Mary.
09:49Who's that?
09:49Bloody Mary is when you say her name three times in the mirror.
09:52Oh, yes, of course.
09:53For those that don't know who Bloody Mary is, when you were a little kid and your snot-nosed
09:58brothers and sisters would push you in the bathroom and slam the door and say,
10:02Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary.
10:03That's the bitch that lives behind the mirror.
10:05The scary hoe.
10:06That's her.
10:07Big Ang.
10:08We've seen it before.
10:09We've never seen Bloody Mary.
10:10That's an interesting angle.
10:12Just putting that out there.
10:13Okay.
10:14And what about you, Nene Coco?
10:16I brought two options.
10:17I have Nancy Pelosi and Sir David Attenborough.
10:21Oh, wow.
10:22Sir David Attenborough is most well known for narrating all the beautiful nature documentaries
10:27that we watch when we're high.
10:29These are interesting choices.
10:31Right, they are.
10:32A little peek into your psyche.
10:34Yeah, yeah.
10:35You haven't decided which one you're going to do yet.
10:37I feel more comfortable in the David characterization.
10:41I have no idea who David Attenborough, I can't even say his name.
10:47I don't know who that is.
10:48I want to laugh.
10:49Yeah.
10:50It's the least you could do for us.
10:53Just don't overthink it.
10:54All right, go get yourself ready.
10:58Hello, ladies.
10:59Hello.
11:00Hello.
11:01Now, I see a flute, you're going to be Lizzo.
11:03I'm going to be Lizzo, bitch.
11:04Okay, you go with what you know.
11:05You go with what you know, girl.
11:07Uh-huh.
11:07Back home, I am the premiere Lizzo impersonator.
11:10I've done her at weddings, birthday parties, not a funeral yet, but before a funeral.
11:14This is really about having an editorial point of view.
11:18Yes.
11:18And having an angle that is specific to you.
11:21And then Juicy has a little pompador wig on with a...
11:26It's a little pride outfit for America's favorite lesbian, Jojo Siwa.
11:31Oh, Jojo.
11:32Great.
11:32How will you portray Jojo?
11:35She just talks like this and she's really fast and she's like, yeah, I'm here for the girls.
11:38You know, not really the guys, but...
11:40Okay.
11:40I have decided to go with Jojo Siwa, final answer.
11:44Jojo Siwa is known for being a dancer, being on Dance Moms, and I'm a dancer.
11:49So, I'm ready to dance it out.
11:52So, listen, you know what this is all about.
11:55Have fun with it.
11:56And just, you know, let it flow.
11:58Loosen those shoulders up.
12:00Oh, my gosh.
12:00Good advice.
12:02Yeah.
12:02Loosen those shoulders up.
12:04All right.
12:04I'll see you out there.
12:06Listen up, queens.
12:08Listen up.
12:09Later today, you'll check into the Snatch Game of Love Island, where you'll play with
12:14our sexy island bros.
12:16Ooh.
12:17And tomorrow on the main stage, we will be joined by our extra special guest judge, the
12:23icon, Brooke Shields.
12:26Oh, my God.
12:28What?
12:29What?
12:29What?
12:29So, good luck.
12:30And don't fuck it up.
12:36Who is Brooke Shields?
12:39Brooke Shields?
12:40Who is that?
12:41Who is Brooke Shields Juicy?
12:42I'm going to turn you the camera.
12:42No, just tell me what she's been in.
12:44I'm trying to think.
12:44Did she do a voice for any Pixar movie?
12:47Then we can connect Juicy with that one.
12:49What's she been in?
12:51She's Brooke Shields.
12:52We literally named eyebrows after her.
12:58She said do Greek.
13:00Do Greek.
13:01I didn't prepare for Greek.
13:04Wing it.
13:05On the Snatch Game of Love.
13:07Get the heroes now.
13:08Get the tzatziki.
13:10I'm just going to have to do it.
13:11I mean, you got to pay the baby.
13:12I'm building a character from scratch.
13:14A Greek character from scratch.
13:16I don't even know if I have an outfit for this person.
13:18I have to figure the fuck out.
13:20What am I going to do?
13:29It's another balmy night here on Snatch Game of Love Island.
13:34Oh, and here comes our first celebrity island ho.
13:40My name is Greta Feta Onassis, the original wife of the billionaire Aristotle Onassis.
13:46Before the Jackie O, honey, there was Greta O.
13:50So hopefully I will find a new love here on the island.
13:54Alright, Rue.
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