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00:02You

00:03Don't look away

00:16I might just do this all day

00:36I sweat I sweat when I eat I sweat when I sunbathe I sweat when I you know when I

00:42sweat

00:44But most important of all I sweat the small stuff the decisions that will make or break the spirits of

00:50a comedian

00:50So put some more water on the sauna coals and bring me some lemons because things are about to get

00:57hot

01:00Please welcome Amy Gledhill

01:17A man who told me recently in confidence that whenever he walks a dog in his local neighborhood

01:22He never cleans up her poo and I quote him. What do I care if people get poppy shoes?

01:28They should watch where they're walking

01:44Okay for a little team bonding activity up for that. Yeah, just drink it how I drink it ready. Yep.

01:50Here we go. Hit it

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15:51Well, it's time for the final attempt. On the big screen, Kamel has played a genetically engineered cosmic powered near

15:56immortal superhero in a global franchise. He's also spent 20 minutes doing this.

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23:18Do you want me to tell you who was the slowest?

23:24Yes.

23:25The slowest just was Kamel 35 minutes 56 seconds 35 minutes I did that and 56 seconds and weirdly you've

23:35done it pretty well

23:39Amy asked twice as many questions as you but she asked a question every 11 seconds

23:4633 minutes and 25 seconds

23:48Wow

23:49Well now for two super switched on guys there are Mando and Joel

23:55Is it

23:57Is it meat?

23:58Is it bird based?

24:00It is yes

24:02Is it an egg?

24:04No

24:04Wait, wait, what did you say no to?

24:06Wait, what did you say? Wait, wait, wait, wait

24:08What did I ask?

24:09Have you ever thought about simplifying the rules?

24:11Yes cabbage

24:16Is it chips?

24:18Yes

24:19What was my last one?

24:21Yes, it's chips

24:21Is that a question?

24:23Is it trifles?

24:24Yes

24:24Is it ice cream?

24:26Nothing to do with trifles

24:29It's trifle then

24:30No similarities

24:35What put it back on you still don't know exactly exactly what it is keep going

24:39Do you enjoy them with vinegar?

24:44Yes, it's chips still

24:46It's chips

24:48Yes

24:51No, what are you doing?

24:53Oh, what?

24:54I thought I was supposed to say what it was in an opelish

24:57You have seen it now

24:59No, I haven't

25:00Will this stop if I

25:10Is it custard?

25:11No, if you stab your eye with a fork we'll carry on

25:20Oh

25:42Oh

25:43Oh

25:47Custard in one bowl and mustard in another bowl

25:50Yes

25:57It's custard and mustard is this a floor no, it's definitely not so so that's yes

26:03So it's mustard and custard you can now open the cloche and eat it

26:09I've stopped the clock

26:14I think it needs like seriously go back to school or something

26:25What I don't understand was it got me harder after I'd seen it

26:31You were both quicker than the outside to

26:37Armando looked at it after 10 minutes and got it right after 21

26:43Joe Joe looked after six minutes and got it right after 26 and a half

26:49No, I didn't got it right then they both looked again to get it right so they get nothing. I

26:53imagine so

26:55Time for a break put that phone down. No doom scrolling stand up stretch your legs go into the garden

27:00and shout

27:00I am alive into the night sky. I mean do it now

27:04I am alive

27:14Hello

27:16Yes, part three is an incredibly irritating task of play all the contestants have to do is work out what

27:22food is under the cloche

27:23Whereas I have to answer their previous question incorrectly. Hashtag hard for horn, and

27:30There's just one person left

27:33It's the final page. It's Joanna right there's got I can lift it and see how heavy it is. Oh,

27:40it's very light

27:42I can smell it. It's savory. Is it savory? Is it sweet? No, yes, it's savory

27:55I don't like it. It's not that nice. Is it runny? Yeah, is it hot?

28:06No, well that means it's half and half then is it is it is it?

28:14Yes, is it cheese? No, what the hell is yellow and runny?

28:20Yes, I'm big things no don't lift up the cloth

28:24It's custard. It's custard, but there's some other thing with it, which is savory, but it smells it smells horrible

28:32It smells of a bit like salad cream. I'm just gonna say some things. You're right. It's mustard or something.

28:38Oh

28:41I've been saying custard

28:48You might open the cloche

28:53I think you managed to stack them

28:56God, it stinks! Will you hold my nose for me please? I'd love to

29:01Okay, got it. Okay, one, two, three, go

29:04Oh my God, I rolled them up!

29:05Mm-hmm. Oh my God, I did them!

29:07I'll stop with that

29:10Well, I mean, let's say it as it is, someone fucked up

29:20He sabotaged it, I was doing so well

29:23No, he gave you the answer, he didn't sabotage it

29:26The shaking system was good

29:28Mm-hmm. Yeah, the shaking was a good strategy

29:30When you know what was a better strategy, having you tell her the answer

29:35I mean, we're gonna have to allow it because it's his mistake not Joanna's

29:39So...

29:39But how did she do?

29:41She won! She did really well

29:42Well done Joanna

29:43Yeah!

29:44Of course she did!

29:45LAUGHTER

29:48APPLAUSE

29:49Armando and Joel both cheated, very naughty boys, so zero points each

29:53Three to Kamel, four to Amy and five to Joanna Payne

29:56CHEERING

29:59Difficult choice, isn't it? Difficult choice

30:00Yeah, yeah

30:01All you had to do was ask one question

30:03Yeah

30:03Cos I had to answer every question incorrectly

30:06If you'd asked me what wasn't under the cloche

30:09I would have told you there was mustard and custard

30:12Done

30:13Doesn't matter

30:14Alex

30:16Cos!

30:17Alex, you must fuck yourself

30:21On that, on that

30:28Let's test with that

30:29Like we did last summer, but for now we're back in the lab

30:32And it's everyone's favourite type of test

30:34Multiple choice

30:47Alex!

30:48Hello there

30:51OK

30:54Oh, jeez

30:55Phil did that one

30:56Two tasks

30:58Pardon?

30:59LAUGHTER

31:01Oh, three tasks

31:03LAUGHTER

31:05If you opened this task first, you must pop the balloon

31:08Then open another task

31:10Am I allowed to open this?

31:11Because I...

31:12You've got a choice of three to open

31:14If you open this task first, you must spin 360 degrees

31:19Ten times, then open another task

31:21Well, I'm not going to do that

31:22If you open this task first, you must completely cover

31:26The balloon in tin foil

31:29Then open another task

31:30Then open another task

31:31What are you thinking?

31:34I'm...I'm...I'm...I'm not really

31:35LAUGHTER

31:37I think I've realised that's not really my vibe

31:41APPLAUSE

31:44Let's see if we can do some stuff, you

31:46OK, well, first, just like my third favourite battery

31:49It's double A

31:50Armando and Amy

31:51And just so you know

31:52My second favourite battery is a C

31:54Because they're manly

31:54And my favourite is a triple A

31:55Because they're cute

31:56Here we go

31:58Yeah, I'm going to do the balloon first

32:00Complete all three tasks

32:01Fastest wins

32:02And you must inflect your voice at the end of every sentence you say

32:06Fastest wins

32:07And you must end every sentence with the word mate

32:10Your time starts now

32:11Mate

32:12If you open this task first

32:14You must pop the balloon

32:15Then open another task, mate

32:17Pop the balloon

32:18And then open another task

32:19Ta-ta

32:20Open another task

32:21I'm scared of popping balloons, mate

32:23Oh, right

32:25Wee!

32:26Mate!

32:28Oh!

32:30Mate

32:32If you open this task second

32:34You must put the tin foil and all the dice in the jar

32:37Seal the jar

32:38Then open another task

32:40Okay, mate

32:42Yeah, yeah, yeah

32:44Right

32:45I've not quite got the inflection

32:46I've not quite got the inflection

32:52Two tasks done

32:54Done

32:54Two tasks done

32:55Ah!

32:57If you open this task third

32:59You must eat a yellow sweet

33:00Then you are finished, mate

33:02A yellow sweet

33:03Then you're finished

33:07Oh, you fucker mate

33:09Is it one of these dice?

33:12It probably would be, wouldn't it?

33:14Hang on, I'll do this a bit more carefully

33:20That was aggressive

33:21Sorry about that, mate

33:23Does it look like a yellow dice?

33:27Dice?

33:28Dice is nice

33:31GASP

33:32GASP

33:33GASP

33:34GASP

33:35GASP

33:37OK

33:38I have to eat the whole thing

33:40Yeah, don't choke

33:41Don't choke

33:41OK, mate

33:43What's going to look for a yellow sweet?

33:58Mm-hmm

33:59But the good news is I've found a yellow sweet

34:02So, er, I'll just, I'll just eat that

34:07Where did you find it?

34:10Wrapped round a banana

34:13Is that the cock?

34:14Thank you

34:22I thought, until you found the sweet, Amy

34:25I thought we'd finally broken you

34:28There was one mate that I said, not in my accent

34:30And that's when I knew I was angry, because I said, mate

34:34What did Armando eat at the end?

34:37It was a yellow sweet

34:38I mean

34:39Well, you said it was previously wrapped around a banana

34:41It was banana-flavoured yellow

34:43It scraped banana skin off and tried to pass it off as a sweet

34:47Wait, so that was not a sweet?

34:49It looked like a sweet, didn't it? Yeah

34:51Tasted like a sweet

34:51Well, what was it?

34:52It was a sweet

34:54It was banana skin

34:56Why did you not take a piece of the actual banana?

34:59Yeah

35:01Oh, is it the only non-edible part?

35:05I'll tell you this

35:06You could make an argument that I should disqualify him for that

35:09But I'm not going to

35:10Because the whole thing broke my heart

35:25Two more?

35:26I'm going to just do this

35:27Fine

35:28Yeah

35:29Complete all three tasks

35:30Fastest wins

35:31And you must say

35:32I am Kamal Nanjiani at the end of every sentence

35:35That comes very naturally to me

35:36I'm Kamal Nanjiani

35:38And you must exhale and shake your head

35:41At the end of every sentence you say

35:44Your time starts now

35:47If you open this task first

35:49You must spin 360 degrees ten times

35:51Then open another task

35:52You must completely cover the balloon in tinfoil

35:56Then open another task

35:57I'm Kamal Nanjiani

35:57One

35:59Two

36:00Three

36:00Four

36:04Cool

36:05One done

36:07I'm Kamal Nanjiani

36:08Nine

36:08Ten

36:09I'm impressed

36:11Okay

36:12I'm going to go for this one

36:14If you open this task second

36:16You must spin 360 degrees twenty times

36:19Then open another task

36:20I'm Kamal Nanjiani

36:21If you open this task second

36:23You must put the tin foil

36:26And all the dice

36:28In the jar

36:30Oh my god

36:31I'm assuming

36:32Ah!

36:33Ah!

36:34Ah!

36:35Ah!

36:37One

36:39Two

36:40Three

36:41Four

36:41Five

36:42Ah!

36:43And I just found the sweets

36:43But it didn't say to put the sweets in

36:45So I'm keeping that

36:46Because I probably need that for later on

36:49I'm Kamal Nanjiani

36:53I'm Kamal Nanjiani

36:54I'm Kamal Nanjiani

36:58I'm Kamal Nanjiani

36:59If you open this task third

37:01You must wrap the yellow sweet

37:04In the tin foil

37:05Then you are finished

37:08You must eat a yellow sweet

37:10Then you are finished

37:12I'm Kamal Nanjiani

37:15Oh, that's not a yellow sweet is it

37:18I'm Kamal Nanjiani

37:19It's a pink sweet, right?

37:22Right

37:22So I'm going to suck this one

37:24Because it might be a changing one

37:29There's a sweet

37:30There's a sweet

37:31There's a sweet

37:31There's a sweet somewhere

37:31But where?

37:34Where is it?

37:42Even an idiot would have to agree

37:44That's a yellow sweet

37:45I'm Kamal Nanjiani

37:47That's what we got

37:47This is weird

37:52Right

37:53I'm going to take this apart

37:56Oh my God

37:57I'm sorry

37:58I'm quite astounded by my own thinking

38:00I am absolutely an utterly chuffed

38:03I've stopped the clock

38:04Flipping it

38:05I'm chuffed

38:06I'm chuffed

38:07I'm chuffed

38:08I'm chuffed

38:18I'm chuffed

38:19Yes

38:19I think I went in, like, cameramen's pockets and stuff

38:22I was searching, like, everyone

38:25Kamal

38:26Greg

38:26Were you asked to say your name in the style of Roger Moore?

38:31I can't help it

38:32I'm Kamal Nanjiani

38:35OK, time for the final ad break

38:37Today's episode will end with somebody celebrating on stage

38:40With a jammy kebab and a prosthetic tongue

38:43Oh, I love jam

38:45He does

38:46He loves jam

38:47See you in the next

38:48I love jam

38:57Hello!

38:59It's the final part of the show and we need to finish what we started in the lab

39:04Our guys had to complete three tasks which they could tackle in whichever order they liked

39:08One person left, he's part man, he's part egg, he's Joel Domlet

39:17Complete all three tasks, fastest wins, and you must repeat the last two words of every sentence you say, you

39:23say

39:24Your time starts now, starts now, you must pop the balloon, then open another task, another task

39:34Red sweet, red sweet, red sweet, red sweet, is there a red sweet in here?

39:44Are you looking for a red sweet?

39:45I'm looking for a red sweet?

39:46Hmm

39:46Red sweet

39:50You're thinking about eating the wax?

39:52I'm thinking about eating the wax the wax

39:56That's your red sweet, is it?

40:02That nice

40:04Mmm

40:05Okay, so we're saying you've done two tasks

40:07Shit, can't wait for that waxy poop

40:09If you open this task third, you must spin 360 degrees 30 times, then you are finished

40:15Yes, I love this stuff

40:16Here we go

40:20I've just seen the red sweet

40:28One, two, three, four...

40:33Five, twenty-six, twenty-seven, twenty-eight, 29, 30

40:42Can't stop, can't stop

40:52You started so fast, I know

41:00Yeah, this episode, I think we've

41:03We've learned there's a lot of things. I'm not good at and spinning. I'm good at that

41:09Really good. I mean you were so good you spun more than 30 times

41:12Did you have to say that last two words for the whole thing? He was meant to your right come

41:16out and after eating the wax seal

41:17He stopped saying the end of the sentence again, but I imagine Greg didn't mind because he liked the spinning

41:23so much

41:24I'll just check in. He just do you mind about him not repeating the words. I don't mind because he

41:28spanned so many times

41:31So it doesn't matter if you do the task or not not really, okay

41:38Here are the scores Joanna you were actually the slowest 11 minutes 30. So it's one point for you

41:43Armando next 9 minutes 12 including banana skin

41:48We'll allow it Amy gets three points six minutes five seconds. So it's between Kamel and Joel

41:54One of you took five minutes 40 the other four minutes 57

42:02Joel you get five points you go

42:05four minutes 57 and Kamel gets four points in second place

42:17That does seem grossly unfair

42:21Please make you wait to the stage for final dance for the show

42:32Hello

42:34Well done my boy who will be reading out the task. I'm your baby boy Amy Claire Hill. Thank you,

42:40baby boy

42:42Be the first to communicate the item to your team

42:47You must not make any noise

42:49You must use your pencil and ball and you must stare at both throughout

42:54You must stay on your spots at all times

42:57Best team of communicators after five rounds wins

43:03Fantastic

43:03Is this a task where we have to follow the rules?

43:10We're going to come over and show Amy and Joanna the first item. This is the first one ready

43:17It's like charades

43:18It is charades

43:21So remember no noise you must use your items and stare at them ready ready

43:27ready

43:31Don't roll it

43:32Don't roll it

43:33Oh

43:34It's a quick one and they're 1-0 up

43:37Yeah, good

43:40Okay

43:41Ready

43:46Don't look

43:47Right

43:47Mmm

43:49Different reactions

43:51Round two, 1-0 to the team of two

43:53Remember

43:53Shout it out

43:54Canoe

43:55Rowing

43:58Gondola

43:59Gondola

44:00Gondola

44:01Gondola

44:02Canoe

44:02Ship

44:02Canoe

44:03Venison

44:04Tirate ship

44:05Sea

44:05Sailing

44:07The stream

44:08The ocean

44:09The ocean

44:10Ocean

44:11Ocean

44:12Ocean

44:13Ocean

44:14She said it about

44:15She said it about

44:16She did say ocean for her

44:18The gallery are actually checking it

44:19Because here, we're all about the rules

44:21LAUGHTER

44:24We have analysed the footage and the fastest team was

44:29Joanna and Armando

44:30Oh

44:31APPLAUSE

44:33So please put it round again

44:35Your team are up

44:36One more will get you the win, but how big were the winners?

44:39Hello again

44:40Hello

44:40I'm bad at this

44:42No, you won't be

44:43You're in movies

44:44You can do this

44:46LAUGHTER

44:46You sure can no nunchia

44:48LAUGHTER

44:50Ready?

44:51Go

44:51BUZZ

44:52BUZZ

44:54Er...

44:55Please stay on your spot, Kamel

44:57The rules

44:58LAUGHTER

44:58Corn

44:59Corn

45:00Corn

45:01Corn

45:02Corn

45:03Corn

45:04Corn

45:05Corn

45:06Corn

45:07Corn

45:08Corn

45:09Corn

45:10Corn

45:11Food?

45:12Food?

45:13Spaghetti?

45:13Yes!

45:14It is spaghetti!

45:15Incredible!

45:18Amazing!

45:20Just about.

45:21That's great.

45:22Switch round.

45:22It's 2-1.

45:23They're back in it.

45:23Switch round again.

45:24Back in it.

45:25OK.

45:26Hello, Armando.

45:27Hi, Alex.

45:27Don't give anything away when you see it.

45:29Is that all right?

45:37OK.

45:40Please look at your items.

45:42Cool!

45:42Greg Davids!

45:43Yes!

45:46It's 2-2!

45:47Oh!

45:48Amazing!

45:51Wow!

45:53Back in the game.

45:55OK.

45:55Well, it's the final one.

45:56OK.

45:58We can do this.

45:59We can do this.

46:00We can do this.

46:04OK.

46:05Whoever gets this wins the task.

46:12Javelin.

46:14Brushing your teeth.

46:15Ragon.

46:19Heart.

46:21Look at your item.

46:24Wax.

46:25Feel.

46:29Vampire.

46:30Yes!

46:31It is vampire!

46:33Yes!

46:35It is vampire!

46:36It is vampire!

46:38OK.

46:39We'll have those for the final scores.

46:40Come down and join me!

46:43APPLAUSE

46:51Well, five points for the team of three, and then how many for the team of two?

46:56Well, they did OK.

46:57Three points.

46:58Three points.

46:58OK.

46:58So, three for the team of two, five for the team of three.

47:00APPLAUSE

47:04How's that affected the final scores?

47:06Well, Armando, you won't believe it, is in last place with ten points.

47:09The other two boys are at the top.

47:11Kamel's got 18 points, but the winner of this episode, the first time he's won a show,

47:14is Joel Domit.

47:15No way!

47:16APPLAUSE

47:18Joel Domit wins!

47:22Please go and have your celebrations with the best combination!

47:27APPLAUSE

47:46Please go and have your celebrations with the best combination!

47:49Thank you for your Robot!

47:50I'm with two!Et

47:51walak набes!おい!

47:57organizers Elendee

Taskmaster - Season 21 Episode 4 - Lou Reed and the Wombles

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