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Americas Funniest Home Videos - Season 36 - Episode 05: Twice on Ice, Messes, and Animal House
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00:01On tonight's AFV, the Oh Wows start right here and now.
00:26Welcome to America's Funniest Home Videos and now, here he is, the host of our show,
00:35Alfonso Ribeiro!
00:48Hello and welcome. I'm Alfonso Ribeiro and I'm not just the host of AFV, I'm also your friend in the
00:55funny video business.
00:56And just like your friend in the meatpacking business might give you free baloney, I give you free videos.
01:02And that's no baloney.
01:07This guy knows more than Zip about how to creatively take a dip.
01:22He just installed that swing and he didn't even need to read the instruction manual.
01:39These things are great for back pain. Causing it, I mean.
01:54This... ketchup... mustard... play... play... play... play... play...
02:05Yeah. Are your jeans ever too tight so you just gotta do this?
02:21Oh, it's the paint your spouse challenge.
02:24Okay, look at it.
02:27Yeah.
02:28Her portrait of him isn't bad.
02:31He did a lot better than I did.
02:34But his portrait of her isn't good. And that's being kind.
02:49It's the sneeze that launched a thousand cats.
02:52Yeah.
02:54Oh, boy!
03:00Hey!
03:04Hey!
03:06Hey!
03:09Hey!
03:09Hey!
03:13Hey!
03:16When you're in a suit?
03:18Hey!
03:20Hey!
03:20Hey!
03:21they'll start wanting belly rubs for being so cute.
03:23I'd have to fly all over the country to give them out,
03:26and I do not have that kind of time.
03:29Release the hounds.
03:32It's time to go to the dog park.
03:38Who put something directly in the path of his shortcut?
03:43Oh!
03:51He'll bring you a beer, but it'll cost you.
03:55I don't eat pizza!
04:04It's nice to come home to an excited pet.
04:07Within reason.
04:10Oh, my God.
04:15Wow.
04:19To Jax, all toys are chew toys.
04:23Oh, my goodness.
04:26Someone is going to get coal in his stocking.
04:38So much for a relaxing afternoon nap.
04:50With dogs like these, you may need to rethink your potted plant placement.
04:55Come on.
05:12Tonight's first montage is filled with failed influencers.
05:15You know, people who tried to break the internet,
05:17but ended up breaking stuff in their homes instead.
05:19So here's to those who create less buzz than a bumblebee with the flute.
05:24It's a new me, time to refresh.
05:26Skin-feely dressed to progress.
05:28Life's TV ain't got no stress.
05:31Got no stress.
05:32Feel so good letting down my hair.
05:34Left on my waist getting way up there.
05:36Dancing around here like I don't care.
05:38Cause guess what?
05:39I don't care.
05:40One, two, three, four.
05:42Kick your problems out the door.
05:44Five, six, seven, eight.
05:46Come with me, let's celebrate.
05:48Out with the old and in with the new and in.
05:50P ink-p ink-p ink-p ink-p ink-p ink-p ink-p ink-p ink-p ink
05:57-p ink.
05:57A-p ink-p ink-p ink-p ink-p ink-p ink pe message for you to forget.
06:00Come with me, I'll get the baby-pl ink.
06:01Put your hands aware and take off the baby-pl inkik-p ink.
06:02Come with me, let's figure it out the baby-pl ink-ptrack me.
06:04Put your hands whichever way.
06:04New beginning, give me what you got
06:06Shake your hands like if that's hot.
06:08New doubly brother, give me what you got
06:10Shake of République日本?
06:11That's not hot.
06:12That's not hot.
06:12Ha!
06:57Some people ask big philosophical questions like, why are we here?
07:02Boneheads ask simpler questions like, why am I here on this porch in my underwear?
07:07And when will I stop locking myself out of my own house?
07:13Nice restaurant, but I'm not crazy about today's special.
07:25Oh, I'm sorry.
07:35It's okay.
07:36It's just soda.
07:40Probably about 50 bucks worth of soda, including delivery fees, but still, it's just soda.
07:51That lawn's way too small to be causing this much trouble.
08:04Yeah, it's very subtle.
08:10It's subtle.
08:11And very instinctual.
08:14He puts the stink in instinctual.
08:17So, Greg, we were walking out of the...
08:19This is a college campus.
08:20A wasp nest, so he is going to come and get it.
08:25And these wasps are majoring in revenge.
08:28Run.
08:31He got me.
08:33Of course he did, dummy.
08:37Of course.
08:39This is why I record him.
08:41This is exactly why I record.
08:43He got me.
08:44Of course he did.
08:53Jumping onto the table isn't the problem.
08:57It's the gloating.
09:05Hi, Pantos.
09:06Can I get a hug?
09:07She asked for a hug.
09:09She got the bonus plan.
09:11Hold it.
09:18That was a full tumble.
09:20That was a full tumble.
09:22That lady missed their tumble, so she had one of her own.
09:25I got it.
09:27I got it on camera.
09:34When some people are caught in the act, their first reaction is to lie.
09:38But not these people.
09:39Not because they're especially honest, but because they were caught on camera.
09:43So they can't lie.
09:44They can't deny.
09:45And all they can say is, yes, twas I.
09:51He's eating the ice cream straight from the tub so he doesn't leave a dirty bowl as evidence.
10:00Caught.
10:01You are caught.
10:05You are caught.
10:09You, yeah, you're caught.
10:12You know this mom knows her son pretty well when she could time his escape down to the second.
10:17Let's see if we'll catch him red-handed.
10:20Let's see if we'll catch him red-handed.
10:24Five, four, three, two, one.
10:30Look at that!
10:32Oh, you are so caught.
10:38What's that sausage for?
10:40For a bumblebee.
10:42Are you going to go and give it the bumblebee?
10:44Okay.
10:45Go on, then.
10:46He's going to give that sausage to the bumblebee beyond the shadow of a doubt.
10:50Are you going to give him the bumblebee?
10:52Go on, then.
11:01Is that bumblebee eating the sausage?
11:03Yeah.
11:03Really?
11:04Yeah.
11:05He's very hungry tonight.
11:06That bee is going to be so fat, it's not going to be able to fly.
11:10Boat yet.
11:26She likes the neighbor's doorbell cam so much, she decided to get one for her house.
11:31Mom!
11:35Mom!
11:36Ryder!
11:38Ryder, come here!
11:39Mom!
11:40Ryder!
11:41You know she doesn't realize it's a crime by the way she keeps the camera on herself the whole time.
11:47Bro!
11:48The doorbell!
11:50The neighbor!
11:53She stole the doorbell!
11:58That pizza has seen better days, but I'd rather be that pizza than that pizza.
12:09Are you kidding me?
12:16It's time for a place so exclusive even I can't get in.
12:20It's called the Winner's Circle and the only ones who can be in it are former AFV winners.
12:26I'm not jealous, you're jealous.
12:28It's time to have a blast with some big winners from AFV's past.
12:34Who took the cookie from the cookie jar?
12:38Addy took the cookie from the cookie jar.
12:42Who, me?
12:43Yes, you.
12:44Couldn't be.
12:45Then who?
12:47Daddy took the cookie from the cookie jar.
12:51Who, me?
12:52Yes, you.
12:54Couldn't be.
12:55Then who?
12:56Mia took the cookie from the cookie jar.
13:02Okay.
13:04I don't buy it.
13:06I don't buy it.
13:09You're the one.
13:14Where are you going with that, Kevin?
13:17We, oh, can't work that out, can you?
13:22How's that going to work?
13:28How's that going to work?
13:32Oh, look at you.
13:42Now, look.
13:44Look.
13:45Do not lick it.
13:46Look at me.
13:47Don't lick it.
13:48Hmm?
13:49Look at me.
13:49Hmm?
13:50None of that.
13:50Just this.
13:51Okay?
13:52All right, you ready?
13:53Do not lick this.
13:55Okay?
13:56Okay.
13:57Look at me.
13:57Do not lick it.
13:58Okay.
13:59Okay.
14:00Okay.
14:05Let's circle back next week for another Winner's Circle.
14:16Did you ever hear the expression, ice is a great thing to chill drinks with, but it's
14:22not fun to walk on?
14:23No?
14:24Well, that's because I just made it up.
14:27But if I'd made it up years ago, these people might have been much more careful.
14:33Bye.
14:34Bye.
14:37Quick, Dad.
14:38By making him feel like it could have happened to anyone.
14:41Dad!
14:52Ow!
14:55He'll be more careful the next time he walks on that porch.
14:58Ow!
15:00Dad!
15:02Careful!
15:09The four-by-four can handle the snow.
15:12The two of them?
15:13I'm not so sure.
15:34He brings his coffee thermos so that his fall can be funnier than his wife's.
15:48This kid's just like his dad.
15:51Bears a pretty striking resemblance to his mom, too, if you ask me.
15:54No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
15:58If you've picked up on the theme, you know she's not the only one going down.
16:03Right, what?
16:03She on the path!
16:05Oh, my God!
16:16Right now, you're saying to yourself they couldn't possibly have any more hilarious videos of people slipping on ice.
16:22Well, bite your tongue.
16:24Because we do.
16:25And speaking of biting your tongue, that's a pretty smooth transition into our next video.
16:33Oh, ow, oh, that hurt.
16:36Ow.
16:37That.
16:38I think it meant my tongue.
16:41Robert, it's bad.
16:44Ow.
16:45Oh.
16:46Robert, don't walk out.
16:54Don't walk out.
16:57Ow.
16:58Honey, where do you head?
16:59My head, my tongue, everywhere.
17:02Honey, it's pure ice here.
17:04Yeah, no.
17:06You're sliding.
17:09It's that bad.
17:11I got it.
17:13And I bit my tongue.
17:15Well, your tongue's still in your mouth?
17:17Oh.
17:17Honey, get it.
17:20Step over here.
17:22Here.
17:23Don't go play.
17:23Don't go play.
17:24Walk over there.
17:26I'm going to go down to the ground.
17:32Oh, my God.
17:33Oh.
17:36Oh.
17:39I bit my tongue.
17:41Oh.
17:42I bit my tongue.
17:47Ow.
17:50Do you want me to open the big door, honey?
17:54I think I got a car chitin' along with that.
18:00It's time for the part of the show where I give people an A for effort and an F for
18:05funny.
18:06It's time to give credit where credit is due.
18:09Join me as I applaud the effort.
18:12You tried doing a handstand on the least sturdy object you could find.
18:17I applaud the effort.
18:29I applaud the effort.
18:31You found a way to enjoy corn even though your doctor said it wasn't good for you.
18:36Totally tubular.
18:48You tried mixing paint without one of them fancy paint shaking machines.
18:52I admire your optimism.
19:03You discovered that golf gloves were invented for a reason?
19:07Sarcastic golf clap for you.
19:18You spent all morning planting your succulents and still had time for a bike ride?
19:24Good on you, Grandma.
19:35This has been I applaud the effort.
19:43Ever hear someone say they're not a people person?
19:47Oh, yeah?
19:48Just make them talk to a customer support robot on their phone and see how fast they start yelling,
19:53Representative!
19:54Representative!
19:55Just give me a real person!
19:57So here are some clips of people for people who claim they don't like people.
20:10He's looking for marital bliss with someone who's totally oblivious.
20:31It took her almost as long to fall down those stairs as it took her to hang up those lights.
20:38There are some fishing spots where the fishing is actually too easy.
20:49A key element of parkour is being aware of your surroundings.
20:57Oh, God!
20:59Hey, guys.
21:01This is what my day's going like so far.
21:05Okay, go.
21:07I don't need those.
21:09Go put them back in.
21:13Uh, hello?
21:14It's an animal with a bandit mask.
21:17It's probably going to steal something more valuable than your banana.
21:30That go-kart makes Dad feel like a teenager again.
21:34A teenager who failed his driver's test.
21:53AFE is all about good, clean fun.
21:56At least until now.
21:57Ah, don't reach for the remote parents.
22:00I'm talking about the kind of dirty fun that requires using cleaning products afterwards.
22:04No awkward conversations required.
22:07Don't worry.
22:09Leaving an uncovered five-gallon can of paint in a room full of distracted children?
22:14That dad's a gambling man.
22:23Luckily, she just got paint on her hand so she could just walk to the bathroom and wash it off.
22:31Big sis will know better than to put her hand in a paint bucket.
22:34big sis will know better than to put my foot in a spring.
22:39Oh, oh!
22:41Mommy, I have to leave my foot.
22:43Mom, I have to leave my foot.
22:44You've got to be done.
22:46Oh, do not move your foot.
22:47Mom, I have to leave my foot.
22:48Mom, you're a little bit there.
22:52Hey, this is evidence of what the three munchkins decided to get into.
22:59They decided to get into the powder and the butt wipe stuff.
23:06Maybe butt pasting your home will become the new faux finish.
23:09We wanted to be a ghost.
23:10We got it all over our furniture.
23:13Say, shame, shame, Grandma and Grandpa.
23:21What do you think? Just because it's your birthday, you get to do whatever you want?
23:24Apparently, spaghetti night is all you can eat and all you can throw.
23:27You finish scrubbing the walls, but then you made more of a mess.
23:33Yeah.
23:40You're done.
23:41Delilah cleaned her whole room.
23:44Look at my bag.
23:45Looks very good.
23:46This girl has invented an ingenious cleaning technique.
23:50Just make your mess someone else's problem.
23:57What the heck is this?
24:00What you've been doing?
24:02Streaming.
24:03I just finished streaming.
24:05That's why you scream?
24:07I scream because I opened the door and I saw all this.
24:10I doubt they'll be able to clean all that paint and glitter off of him by the time he leaves
24:14for college.
24:14Hey.
24:17Look at me, dude.
24:21Hey.
24:22Whoever bought powder poppers instead of confetti poppers is never invited over for New Year's Eve again.
24:28Two.
24:29One.
24:33Wait, stop.
24:40A lot of young people stare at their phones waiting for someone to like their latest social media posts.
24:46But obsessing about being liked isn't healthy.
24:49So maybe put your phone down and watch some AFV.
24:52And if you like it, please let me know.
24:54I need your approval pronto.
24:56See that bird feeder over her head?
24:59They didn't.
25:14This guy's not going to let the rain dampen his desire to ask her for her hand in marriage.
25:22The problem with public proposals?
25:26The public.
25:34If he does this right, he'll feel it in his lats.
25:37If he doesn't do it right, he'll feel it somewhere else.
25:43Ah!
25:52You might think he's a tough guy, but he's scared of his own shadow.
25:56Ah!
25:57Literally.
26:00One thing bears never encounter in the wild?
26:03Automatic sprinklers.
26:07Ah!
26:10Ah!
26:12Ah!
26:13Ah!
26:15Ah!
26:15Ah!
26:16Ah!
26:16Ah!
26:17Ah!
26:17Ah!
26:18This guy has a not-so-special delivery.
26:22Ah!
26:23Ah!
26:23Ah!
26:29Ah!
26:30It's the squirrel version of a drive-thru.
26:40I think they're more of a one-ball-at-a-time family.
26:58They say whistling while you work can make your chores go faster.
27:02I don't know if that's true, but I do know that setting a bunch of chores gone wrong videos
27:07to music makes them go funnier.
27:10I don't know if that's true.
27:14I don't know if that's true.
27:17I don't know if that's true.
27:18I don't know if that's true.
27:20I don't know if that's true.
27:22I don't know if that's true.
27:23I don't know if that's true.
27:25I don't know if that's true.
27:25I don't know if that's true.
27:27I don't know if that's true.
27:27I don't know if that's true.
27:28I don't know if that's true.
27:28I don't know if that's true.
27:29I don't know if that's true.
27:29I don't know if that's true.
27:30I don't know if that's true.
27:32I don't know if that's true.
27:34I don't know if that's true.
27:54Oh, my God.
28:08Oh, my God.
28:20Upload your funny video to AFV.com.
28:29It's time for Recovery Room Ramblers,
28:32which features people in recovery rooms who tend to ramble.
28:36Yeah, we try to avoid confusing titles.
29:07I don't want to put cool ants if I don't have wisdom.
29:13You still have wisdom.
29:14No, they took my wisdom piece.
29:17No wisdom.
29:19Is that gone?
29:20It's all gone.
29:23Now what are you going to do?
29:25Oh, yes, I'm just going to marry me.
29:29She's going to talk all the way.
29:34I'm good to go.
29:38Never mind.
29:44Hello, everyone.
29:45My wisdom teeth are out.
29:47And it was quite lovely.
29:48The experience was quite lovely.
29:51Everyone in the doctor's point was quite lovely.
29:54I thought I was, like, nervous at first.
29:57And then they were, like, take some breaths.
29:59So I was, like, breathing, breathing, breathing.
30:02Breathing, breathing, breathing.
30:04And then eventually I could tell the anesthesia was coming in.
30:08Lovely.
30:09I wanted to be knocked out.
30:11I told Doc, knock me out.
30:13I'm going to be asleep.
30:14Absolutely.
30:15He delivered.
30:17He delivered.
30:18Go to that doctor's point.
30:19Apparently I'm not bleeding much, which is lovely.
30:22Is it normal?
30:24Because not, like, it just, you know, you can't really feel.
30:28Oh, my lips are lovely.
30:30I like this feeling.
30:33Um, I don't know if it's normal.
30:36But this was quite lovely.
30:39What a lovely feeling.
30:46Hey, Alfonso!
30:48Hey, Alfonso!
30:50We want to see more animal videos!
30:53Ha-ha!
30:54Okay, Kara and Lucy, you want more animal videos?
30:56Well, I've got a whole zooful for you-ful.
31:01Here, hold this guy.
31:02Dad leads by example.
31:04Does it have a lot of food in it?
31:05Yes.
31:05An example of what not to do.
31:07Hold it.
31:08Hold it.
31:09Hold it tight.
31:11Oh!
31:13Yo!
31:15It stinks for that guy.
31:16But chewing on those glasses makes that giraffe look like a philosophy professor.
31:22Watch it.
31:23Drop it.
31:23You're going to be ready to catch it.
31:25Mm-hmm.
31:25Uh-huh.
31:27Oh, oh.
31:29He crunched him.
31:31Be good.
31:32It's just a deer.
31:34Here's your friend.
31:36Let the deer go away.
31:37Come on.
31:40Is this guy trying to convince his dog or just giving himself a pep talk?
31:45Go away.
31:48Hey!
31:49Hey!
31:50Hey!
31:51Hey!
31:55Come on.
31:56Let's go.
31:58Get out of here!
32:01Hey!
32:03Hey!
32:07It's a lizard.
32:10Oh?
32:11It's okay.
32:12It's okay.
32:13It's okay.
32:25shirt he's in my shirt he's in my shirt get off of me oh no i don't want it okay
32:34i'm going up
32:34towards the snake that's on bonnie's property
32:39come on dude you gotta move
32:46you told me get behind him and he was gonna go you know how they say they're more scared of
32:51you
32:51than you are of them yeah they're wrong
33:08you know what the world needs now the world's shortest long jump
33:20i hope you've enjoyed the world's shortest long jump
33:28many people move out to la hoping to get on tv they take years of acting lessons and go on
33:35countless auditions only to end up with bupkis then there are these people who simply sent us
33:41videos and ended up on tv hmm seems like a much easier way to do it huh
34:02this is nature's way of saying to cool it with the fake eyelashes
34:21come on oh look at look at sanya talk about a capital offense
34:33his name better be less because that lane is 10 items or less
34:45with those headphones on he can't hear things sneaking up on
34:57so i came outside i let my dogs out and i saw something so i walked over here
35:04show you guys it looks like somebody may have fell
35:09this mystery has a better twist than an agatha christie novel
35:12and i noticed that they may have run over here to the flagpole
35:18to recuperate
35:21i really hope that they're okay
35:28cameras are everywhere which is great for a tv show that shows videos
35:32but not so great for people doing stuff they shouldn't be doing well people getting busted
35:37isn't just a cautionary tale it's also tonight's assignment america we played some great caught on
35:42tape clips earlier in the show but now we want yours and you might win some dough just tell them
35:48more
35:48did your tot get caught sneaking a snack did your dog do you dirty in the dining room
35:54your videos of your little buddies getting busted could be worth big bank
35:57maybe 20 or even 100 grand just upload the video to afv.com
36:02for full contest rules log on to afv.com
36:04could we love it more we probably couldn't
36:06that's how much we love watching you do stuff you shouldn't
36:15we've seen funny kids and cute pooches with collars but now we're going to see the awarding of
36:20dollars let's meet our finalists first up they tried to be artists some can but most can't
36:26these two are definitely not rembrandts it's pretty poor portrait sent in by jaylen harrison
36:32from monroville alabama oh it's the paint your spouse challenge
36:41yeah her portrait of him isn't bad
36:44he did a lot better than i did
36:47but his portrait of her isn't good and that's being kind
37:00joining us are jaylen and shelby now shelby when you picked up that paintbrush did you have any idea
37:06where it might take you or were you just trying to stay inside the lines i was just trying to
37:11stay afloat
37:14and jaylen i hear you actually named shelby's portrait of you what do you call it and why
37:21her name is march and we kind of went back to our elementary childhood days and thought of our lunch
37:27lady well she might be watching she might be watching and in your case listen artistic differences
37:32is a good thing right oh yes absolutely well good luck thank you thank you all right next up they
37:39salt
37:40freezing roads they do it for a living but the video of them slipping is the gift that keeps on
37:45giving
37:46it's ice fall or follies sent in by lindsey vanderbilt from cambridge wisconsin
37:54oh ow oh that hurt oh that i think i'm in my tongue
38:02walk over there i'm gonna go down to the ground
38:12joining us is lindsey the guys couldn't attend due to work obligations now lindsey part of dusty and
38:19robert's business is to salt the roads when they ice up so how did a couple of crows find themselves
38:25in this situation well with the wisconsin weather it went from warm to cold within an hour pretty much
38:31so they went out and checked and it was fine and then they went out again and obviously it was
38:35a
38:35little icy oh it was icy all right now now when when you saw the security cam footage why were
38:41you
38:41laughing so hard because they're notorious for dusty falls quite often so it was more of a hilarious
38:49aspect i love it well i'm glad you found it funny but i'm even happier that you sent us the
38:55video
38:55thank you good luck thanks all right and finally painting the house is just one of their chores but
39:02now it's on their daughters and ruining their floors it's paint can klutzes sent in by tamra benjamin
39:08from windsor virginia leaving an uncovered five-gallon can of paint in a room full of distracted children
39:16that dad's a gambling man
39:22luckily she just got paint on her hand so she could just walk to the bathroom and wash it off
39:29big sis big sis will know better than to put her hand in a paint bucket
39:37joining us are tamra nathan anara hazel and aria now tamra anara called out to you right after she
39:45stuck her leg into the bucket but how did you discover that hazel had also gotten into the paint
39:52after i grabbed the paint tray and put anara's foot in it so that way we didn't track paint all
39:57over
39:57the carpet i walked into the kitchen and noticed there was paint everywhere so i followed the trail
40:02of paint down our hallway and up the stairs and found hazel at the top covered in paint
40:08we love it well good luck thank you all right all right we're gonna find out who takes home the
40:14cash
40:15in just a minute but first let's take a look at some of the clips that didn't make our top
40:18three
40:19in tonight's honorable mention
40:57okay it's time to hand out tonight's prizes 20 000 for first 6 000 for second and 4 000 for
41:03third
41:03here we go our third place four thousand dollar winner is
41:07paint can klutzes sent in by tamra benjamin from windsor virginia
41:13thank you and the winner of the 20 000 and tonight's funniest home video is
41:20ice fuller folly sent in by lindsey vanderbilt from cameron wisconsin
41:26oh congratulations lindsey what do you think the guys will say when you tell them the video won
41:34twenty thousand dollars i think he'll be happy that they could go buy some more salt
41:39all right all right well you know what you know what and if you ever do run out of salt
41:43you can
41:43just use the dollar dollar bills exactly all right well congratulations you won twenty thousand
41:50dollars and a shot at a hundred thousand dollars thank you
41:56well that's our show i'd love to stick around but i'm afraid the studio's been booked for the
42:01lebowitz bar mitzvah shalom we'll see you next time and don't forget if you upload a video and it
42:06airs on the show we'll send you an afb t-shirt so good night everybody and remember send your video
42:11to me you might win 20 g's good night y'all
42:14makes all right
42:16and be sure and thank you and here I'll see you again
42:17edgy
42:17g
42:17g
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