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Americas Funniest Home Videos - Season 36 - Episode 04: Trick-or-Treat Tumbles, Workouts Gone Wrong, and Costume Calamities
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00:01Tonight on AFV's Halloween episode...
00:09What does she look like? Grandma!
00:11That looks like Grandma!
00:14Watch your head!
00:23I'm sorry!
00:26Welcome to America's Funniest Home Videos.
00:30And now, here he is, the host of our show,
00:36Alfonso Ribeiro!
00:39Let's do it!
00:42You got it! You got it!
00:44Thank you!
00:47Hello and welcome to our Halloween episode.
00:50As you know, Halloween is kids' third favorite holiday,
00:54right behind Arbor Day and Extra Homework Day.
00:58But tonight, we have so many great Halloween videos,
01:00I think it just might do a little better in the next poll.
01:04Yeah, yeah.
01:05Now, before we get the clips from the creepiest night,
01:07showing some regular videos feels about right.
01:11This skateboard only has one wheel,
01:14but it's one wheel too many.
01:24Some days, she'll be able to hit 300 feet.
01:26Today, it's just one foot.
01:33This is the first fresh lobster.
01:37Eating near the beach poses unique challenges.
01:39Come to pickles and chips.
01:41Just fun.
01:43Are we just going to take a bite?
01:44Yeah.
01:44I'm just going to try and, you know,
01:47it's...
01:47This was market price,
01:49with tax, $32 today.
01:50Expensive sandwich.
01:51Oh!
01:52Oh, my God!
01:53No!
01:53Expensive lesson.
01:55No!
01:55No!
01:57No!
01:58No!
02:00No!
02:01No!
02:01No!
02:02No!
02:05No!
02:12No!
02:12Yeah, I do.
02:15You should do it anyway.
02:16She's a really good friend.
02:18Oh, my God!
02:20You got it.
02:21Oh, my God!
02:23Not for her advice,
02:24but for the fact she never stops filming.
02:26I don't know what to do now.
02:31For a second,
02:32Dad forgot where his son was...
02:35and how to walk.
02:37Hey, Elfie's in the bathtub.
02:44What did you get for Mom?
02:46This! It's a wester.
02:49Oh yeah?
02:50These are extra wester. I want Mom!
02:53Mom would really like those?
02:55Mm-hmm.
02:56Oh, you think so?
03:02The only thing that could make this worse
03:05is if it were Dad's turn to drive them to school.
03:12This guy's going for the world record
03:13of destroying the most things at once.
03:16Whoa!
03:29I'm... I'm... Oh, I'm okay.
03:40It's time for Halloween videos, where we celebrate the holiday
03:43for people who love costumes, candy, and having their doorbell rung
03:47every single minute for four straight hours.
03:50Yay! I can't wait!
03:56Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
04:00Peanut! Peanut! Don't go!
04:04What's wrong with you?
04:07When you're a duck who's never seen a duck dressed like a spider,
04:10it's pretty ducking frightening.
04:30Doing this to a guy coming out of a port-a-potty?
04:32Hasn't he suffered enough?
04:40I'll teach you guys the play relax,
04:44and he's a pumpkin wearing a witch hat that got took it,
04:50and a kitty, a brave, and also a killer.
04:58What?
04:59Get a killer in my shirt.
05:01No.
05:02What is that man?
05:03I think his name is the Grim Reaper.
05:06It's like a...
05:06I don't know.
05:07Killer?
05:10No.
05:12Yes, he is.
05:12He's a skeleton killer.
05:15Dad!
05:16It's open!
05:18Now open.
05:20Dad!
05:21It says it's open!
05:23Really?
05:24Dad!
05:25Where's Kayla?
05:25Where's the Halloween going there?
05:28Where?
05:30In Halloween.
05:31It's open!
05:32How do you know how to send that?
05:33For this kid, the day the Halloween store opens up,
05:36it's like Christmas morning.
05:37Is the sheets open?
05:39Yes!
05:40Mommy, it's open!
05:41Yes!
05:42Yes!
05:43Yes!
05:44My little dog!
05:45Look, I did it!
05:47Woo!
05:48Little dog!
05:50I'm so happy that you're already.
05:54Yes!
05:54Yay!
05:55Yay!
05:56Let's go!
05:59With fans like this, pop-up stores will keep popping up.
06:03Let's go look!
06:05Why?
06:06You wanna go in?
06:07Yes!
06:08Let's go!
06:14Why do people refer to living on a farm as the simple life?
06:19I think it's a lot simpler to get milk from a grocery store
06:22than from a big stinky cow.
06:23Right?
06:24Now this montage is for all the country folk out there.
06:27Our hearts go out to all you people getting her done in the heartland.
06:30I woke up with my rooster, got dirt up in my ear.
06:36Boots on my feet, and a truck that's barely steered.
06:40Going fishing in the creek, burning up some ribs.
06:44I don't need no fancy car or a high-rising hood.
06:48I just want them city folks to let me be a country boy.
06:57A country boy.
07:01A country boy.
07:04A country boy.
07:06A country boy.
07:31A country boy.
07:36A country boy.
07:39A country boy.
07:40Just let me be what I was born to be.
08:04Do you have a funny video worth $20,000?
08:07What are you waiting for?
08:08Upload it to AFV.com.
08:19These Halloween videos are dedicated to true heroes of the holiday.
08:25People who give out full-size candy bars instead of those little fun-size bars.
08:30I mean, fun-sized.
08:31How inaccurately named is that?
08:34I mean, still, it's better than giving out raisins.
08:37Might as well give out lima bees.
08:45The secret to a happy marriage?
08:47Don't do what Michael does.
09:04Dogs don't understand Halloween, but they do understand that zombies are creepy.
09:12Come on, buddy.
09:13It's okay.
09:16Come on, Meek.
09:17Come on.
09:20Come on.
09:24Some kids are just born optimists.
09:28Daddy.
09:30I'm integrating.
09:32Okay.
09:32Oh, okay.
09:34That witch hat seems like it might have some magic in it.
09:45Spiders are scary even when they're fake.
09:52Spiders are scary even when they're fake.
09:54Just because people can't see your face doesn't mean they don't know what you're feeling.
10:04What are you doing?
10:08She desires candy, but her vertical leaves something to be desired.
10:16She's burning off the calories from those treats before she even eats them.
10:21You trying to reach the candy?
10:26Yet another reason I don't preheat the oven.
10:31This is what happens when you accidentally forget.
10:35You hid the Halloween candy in the oven.
10:39And then you try to cook dinner.
10:45Anyone for some lollipop casserole?
10:55Last year, we asked you to send us your videos of workouts gone wrong, and boy, did you come through.
11:02You might not have had the most productive workout, but it certainly worked out for us.
11:10It's not how many push-ups you do that counts.
11:12It's how many push-ups you count that counts.
11:31The good thing about a garage gym is you don't have to drive all the way home to ice your
11:36butt.
11:42Good job. Lift your weight.
11:44Oh, you're so strong.
11:46You're so strong.
11:49Oh, did you hurt yourself?
11:51Aw, he pulls the only muscle he has.
11:54You're okay.
12:03You're okay.
12:06If he chose this hill to do that workout, he doesn't know squat.
12:30Combining leg day with cheat day?
12:33Genius.
12:45The guy in the background is going to get it in his, uh, background.
12:54I feel like eating.
12:57Okay, Mom?
12:58Like, you don't have to boss them.
13:00I'm not bossing you.
13:02You need to listen to Mommy and Daddy.
13:04We made dinner, and you need muscles.
13:08You need to grow up and be strong and smart.
13:11You want to feel a real muscle?
13:13You want to feel a real muscle?
13:15You do?
13:17I bet you do.
13:18Because a muscle looks like this.
13:20I need you to eat.
13:21No, I want to say-
13:22Stop what you're doing and eat your dinner.
13:24Why can't I just show you my ribs?
13:26Yeah, I shouldn't see your ribs.
13:32Yeah, you need to eat.
13:33Yeah, I shouldn't see them.
13:35I need them strong.
13:35You need to eat.
13:37You shouldn't see them?
13:37I see them.
13:39You should see them.
13:39You need to-
13:39You should see them.
13:40No, I shouldn't.
13:41Why?
13:42You should eat.
13:43You shouldn't see them.
13:45Because when you get bigger, they'll start popping out.
13:48And you'll see.
13:50Eat your dinner.
13:52Pick up the fork, please.
13:54Whatever.
13:59It's time for Versus.
14:01Join us as kids who prefer food of the cheesy, saucy kind
14:04take on creatures that other than down under
14:07are impossible to find.
14:10Tonight on Versus, kids who love pizza versus animals
14:14only found in Australia.
14:18The kids are up first, and the pizzas are dead.
14:27And the animals strike back with a koala attack.
14:32This boy speaks for all pizza aficionados.
14:43The Aussies aren't cuckoo for kookaburras swiping their dinner.
14:48Hey, what's up?
14:51The kids love their pies, so they hug the delivery guy.
14:55You got the pizza?
14:56Hug, kid.
14:57Hug.
15:01This weird-looking animal is an echidna.
15:04I kid you not.
15:07Everything's fine when you have this many spines.
15:13And before pizzas get their toppings, on to kids' heads.
15:16They'll be dropping.
15:18Uh-oh!
15:20Yeah!
15:22Yeah, she's a lot bigger than her.
15:24Animal with a pouch makes this dude say ouch.
15:27Oh!
15:29Is it enough?
15:30Oh, God!
15:32And the winner is...
15:36Kids who love pizza.
15:38Join us next time when the flat Italian food fanatics take on...
15:44Daredevils dropping their droids.
15:47On Versus.
15:49On Versus.
16:02You know how people say, it's not you, it's me?
16:05Well, these are some clips that made me think it might be me for a second.
16:10Before I realized, nah, it's you.
16:12It's totally you.
16:14Maybe good decisions have gone out of style.
16:17Or maybe I'm nuts.
16:20Maybe I'm nuts, but when I go for a dip in the pool,
16:23I like to fill it with water first.
16:37Call me bonkers, but straightening your mailbox by pulling it with a rope attached to an SUV
16:42might not be the best plan in the world.
16:46A little bit more.
16:48More.
16:50A little bit, a little bit more.
16:53Oh, no!
16:58Color me clueless, but I never celebrate having a clean kitchen by opening a bottle of champagne.
17:13File me in the crazy folder, but I like to let the folks down at the garbage incinerator
17:18do all the garbage incinerating.
17:23Watch your head.
17:27That gotcha, huh?
17:30This has been Maybe I'm Nuts.
17:35Hey, Alfonso!
17:38Hey, Alfonso, let's see some more Ice Bucket Challenge videos.
17:45Okay, Lizzie, you want Ice Bucket Challenge videos?
17:48Well, I accept your challenge.
17:50To show videos, not the dumb cold water on my head.
17:53No, no, no, no, no, no.
17:54This here is a little too nice for that.
17:55Yeah.
18:00Thank you, Dominic and Langston for nominating me for the Ice Water Bucket Challenge.
18:05I'd like to nominate Arsalan Ronan.
18:09The Ice Bucket Challenge is even challenging for the people who haven't been challenged.
18:20The ones holding the cooler couldn't be any less cool.
18:24Dominic, Natalie Crowe, Johnny Crowe.
18:31Is it better to be the dumper or the dumpy?
18:34Some would say the latter.
18:38Let's get it.
18:39I'm supposed to do this.
18:40Yep, let's do it.
18:41Mom, it's the Ice Bucket Challenge.
18:43Not the Ice Oversized Tote Bag Challenge.
18:45Let's do it.
18:46Go, go, go.
18:47Just do it.
18:48Go, go.
18:49Go, hurry.
18:56Thank you, Emily, for nominating me for the USC Ice Bucket Challenge.
19:00They're going to need a fundraiser to recover from this fundraiser.
19:03Aubrey and Eva.
19:09And I nominate Hasino James Mangewood.
19:11Water.
19:12Heavier than it looks.
19:14You have 24 hours.
19:22When you live on a farm, there's more impressive equipment than buckets to get you wet.
19:48It's time once again for the winner's circle, which is so much more fun than the loser's triangle or the
19:54rhumbus of runner-ups.
19:57It's time to have a blast with some big winners from AFB's past.
20:08Any good bone thief knows the secret is avoiding eye contact.
20:17Just act cool.
20:19Just act cool.
20:22Just act cool.
20:26Nothing happening here.
20:30Just keep chilling.
20:32I'm not taking your favorite phone or anything.
20:37Trust me.
21:00It's like that hang in there baby poster from the 70s with a lady in her 70s.
21:05I'm going to fall.
21:21You want to come with me?
21:23Come here.
21:24No, I'm going to come get you.
21:30This is the pug version of chanting road trip, road trip.
21:34Much can.
21:37I need you to come over here.
21:39Come on.
21:43Come on.
21:45Come on Bubba.
21:46All right.
21:46I'm going to come get you.
21:53At least he's willing to drive or ride shotgun.
22:02Let's circle back next week for another Winner's Circle.
22:18Halloween is the perfect time to teach kids how to budget, but with candy instead of money.
22:24Teach them they could either eat it all in two days or stretch out the fun by making it last
22:29until Thanksgiving.
22:31It's also a good time to teach them about paying taxes, which is what I call it when I steal
22:36candy from their bags.
22:39It's trick or treat smell my feet.
22:41Not trick or treat smell my world famous pot roast.
22:44What smells bad in here?
22:47Oh, I just cooked.
22:48Sorry.
22:49Was it that bad?
22:51Yeah.
22:57Minions.
22:58Whether they have one eye, two eyes, or three eyes, they're all top heavy.
23:18You know what?
23:19What?
23:19I don't need your hand.
23:21You don't need my hand?
23:21I'm going by myself, dog.
23:23Okay.
23:25Stay.
23:26Stay here.
23:27Okay.
23:28I'm going to show you how it's done.
23:30Okay.
23:30Oh, she's going to show us how it's done.
23:35And by it, she means run away in terror.
23:42She's all ready for Halloween, but that pumpkin wants out.
23:54That pumpkin moves faster than a dad going after your Halloween candy.
24:13It looks like an alien abduction costume, but it's actually a dorky dad costume.
24:21Somebody help me.
24:22There's Hayley in there.
24:23Hayley can help you.
24:26Where is she?
24:28I'm in your life.
24:29Where's Hayley at?
24:30Did she not get off?
24:31In fact, he's so dorky, he makes his daughter not want to get off the bus.
24:36No.
24:37She didn't get off.
24:43This video has two great faces.
24:49It's so big.
24:52Who is this?
24:54Who does this look like?
24:56It's you.
24:58It's scary.
24:59What does she look like?
25:00Grandma.
25:01That looks like Grandma.
25:02Maybe don't show this video to Grandma.
25:05I'm Telly, Grandma.
25:10Release the hounds.
25:14It's time to go to the dog park.
25:17In a three Great Dane household,
25:21it's a gamble just walking outside.
25:27I like a dog that does exactly what you say.
25:32Can you take that somewhere else?
25:47Sorry, lady, but this is your life now.
25:57What's black and white makes things fall over?
26:11That dog does not sound happy about getting a year older.
26:17Dog in the house, possum in the yard?
26:19You're asking a lot of that scream.
26:24And did we mention that dog has an owner?
26:41Hours to set up, but mere seconds to knock down.
26:51Snow, a squirrel, and a 20-foot leash
26:55make for an interesting morning walk.
26:58What is going on?
27:00Walker!
27:02Oh, my God!
27:03I hate you!
27:04Oh!
27:08Halloween is a time for scary, creepy things.
27:12And what's scarier or creepier than bugs and rodents?
27:15Nothing, that's what.
27:17Except for scary, creepy bugs and rodents.
27:20Set to music.
27:25Ah!
27:29Ah!
27:32Ah!
27:34Ah!
27:35Ah!
27:38Ah!
27:43Ow!
27:51Ah!
27:54Ah!
27:56Woo!
28:01Oh, no!
28:02She's funny.
28:53Everyone here came dressed as a TV show audience member.
28:58Now, how many months of planning did that take?
29:01I don't know.
29:02But I say we celebrate your accomplishment with more Halloween videos.
29:08Mail carriers don't make enough money to have to deal with this.
29:22We're going to get lots of kids.
29:27Some heroes do wear capes.
29:29Little red ones.
29:41Good job saving your brother, Kendall.
29:43Here's how you do the Ant-Man shrinking effect on a budget.
29:53They walk to the door without Dad for the first time.
29:57And the last time.
29:58What's that say?
30:00It just says pick one.
30:14That's Ghostface in the window.
30:16What movie is he from?
30:18Oh, yeah.
30:19Scream.
30:27Cool costumes.
30:30And easy to walk in.
30:32Oh, my gosh.
30:34That's hilarious.
30:41Stop.
30:43There's a butterfly on my front porch.
30:47Oh, yeah.
30:49Yeah.
30:51Yeah.
30:52Yeah.
30:52Nanny.
30:53You.
30:54You.
30:55You're the butterfly.
30:56Talk about losing yourself in a role.
30:59Yes, I'm the butterfly.
31:02That's right.
31:07This marshmallow man makes that man anything but mellow.
31:21When scaring someone, always know your victim's fight-or-flight reflex.
31:39You know what the world needs now?
31:41A Rottweiler that's not a very good helper.
31:46The light.
31:47Right here.
31:48Hold it still.
31:50You're not a very good helper.
31:54I hope you've enjoyed a Rottweiler that's not a very good helper.
32:00It must be weird to be a regular video in the Halloween episode.
32:05Do you think those videos feel a little out of place,
32:08like people who show up to a costume party in regular clothes?
32:12Or do they not feel anything since they're just videos and videos don't have feelings?
32:17Yeah.
32:18Come on, Al.
32:19Think before you ask questions.
32:21She won't break any diving records.
32:26But she does break something.
32:39This guy holding out a dollar bill for whoever can grab it
32:42is enjoying this ride more than the people riding it.
32:45You gotta get it!
32:46You gotta get it right here!
32:49Woo!
32:56It's about the only carnival game you can actually win.
33:02Yeah!
33:05You wanna put weight forward, too, huh?
33:08She wins this water balloon fight fair and square.
33:15Square in the you-know-what.
33:22Watching a bee on the door puts this guy on the floor.
33:37He has the rest of the hill to snowboard the right way.
33:40But first.
33:41But first.
33:43Yes!
33:44Yes!
33:45No, no!
33:46Oh, my God!
33:50It's hard.
33:51It's a bottle.
33:52She just wants a dollop.
33:54But that can packs a wallop.
33:56But that can packs a wallop.
34:03She's trying to grab the baking powder.
34:16They've been married a while, so he's a little rusty at picking up chicks.
34:38Whoever brought the I'm here for the cake sign is in for a big disappointment.
34:57This guy took a vow to love, cherish, and be something his wife could fill up with milk
35:01to dunk a cookie in for as long as they both shall live.
35:17I don't like to toot my own horn, but this Halloween episode has been pretty great.
35:23Toot toot!
35:25It's been so great, we should do it again next year.
35:28That's why Halloween isn't just tonight's theme, it's also tonight's Assignment America.
35:32Need some examples?
35:34Seriously?
35:35We just showed like a bazillion.
35:37Jess, tell them what they need to know.
35:39A Halloween show is a year in the making, so show us your stuff because there's cash for the taking.
35:44Your tricks, your treats, and your smelling of feet couldn't win you much more than just candy to eat.
35:48How about 20 or even 100 grand?
35:50Just upload the video to AFB.com.
35:52For full contest rules, log on to AFB.com.
35:55Get on next year's Halloween show, and you might win some of next year's Halloween dough.
36:05We've had lots of fun.
36:07The night was uproarious, but it's time to find out who'll be victorious.
36:11Let's meet our finalists.
36:13First up, he was changing a filter up there on the ladder, but pretty soon the whole room went splatter.
36:18The ladder, it's China Cabinet Kaboom, sent in by Kevin Starr from Knoxville, Tennessee.
36:26Let's see.
36:27Whoa!
36:29Whoa!
36:40I'm, I'm, oh, I'm okay.
36:44What happened?
36:46Joining us are Kevin and Callie.
36:48Now, Kevin, you were trying to clean out the filter in the A.C. unit without moving the China Cabinet.
36:54Turns out you couldn't.
36:56But tell the truth.
36:57Were you more upset about the Cabinet crashing down or Callie's lack of concern for your well-being?
37:03I wasn't concerned about any of it.
37:05It's just life.
37:06It's just life.
37:07It's life where you live.
37:08Okay, I get it.
37:09I get it.
37:10Well, listen, the next time, ask her to hold the ladder for you, please.
37:14That's a rule in our house now.
37:17I love it.
37:18I love it.
37:19Good luck, y'all.
37:21All right.
37:21Next up, it's the store that's popping up all over the nation.
37:26And to this young kid, it brings pure elation.
37:29It's Adores the Halloween Store, sent in by Amanda Havertape from Beaumont, California.
37:35It's open.
37:36Yes.
37:37That sheet's open.
37:38Yes.
37:39Mommy's open.
37:41Yes.
37:42Yes.
37:43I'm so happy that he's got it.
37:53Yes.
37:55Yes.
37:55Yes.
37:58Joining us are Amanda, Tyler, Logan, and Gage.
38:01Now, Amanda and Tyler, you knew the Halloween Store was open and decided to surprise Logan.
38:07How did you know he would go so crazy?
38:10So, he ended up doing that last year, the year before we took this video, and we were
38:16unable to catch it on camera.
38:18So, we heard the store was open and we kind of snuck in the parking lot, propped up the
38:24camera to see if he would do it again, and he went absolutely nuts.
38:30We're so happy we caught on camera.
38:32Well, we're happy we caught on camera, too.
38:34So, Logan, I'm guessing Halloween is your favorite holiday.
38:37Am I right?
38:39Yes.
38:40All right.
38:40Well, you know what?
38:41You're not the only one.
38:43So, good luck tonight.
38:44All right?
38:46All right.
38:47All right.
38:47And finally, they say no pain, no gain, but this little guy's muscle seems too tiny to
38:53sprain.
38:54It's baby bicep boo-boo sent in by Allison Bershbach from De Pere, Wisconsin.
39:00Good job.
39:01Lift your weight.
39:02Oh, you're so strong.
39:04You're so strong.
39:07Oh, did you hurt yourself?
39:09Aw, he pulls the only muscle he has.
39:12You're okay.
39:14Joining us are Allison, Jordan, and Harvey.
39:17Allison, how heavy was that barbell?
39:20I think the side literally says 0.2 pounds.
39:24So, it was just too much for him.
39:27You know, that's a lot for a baby.
39:28So, now, how long after this video did it take Harvey to go back to rattle lifting?
39:34I definitely had to stop taping and give him some attention.
39:38And now, as you can tell, he's got more muscle and he's on the move.
39:41I love that.
39:42Well, listen, listen.
39:43It's never too early to start an exercise regimen, okay?
39:47Absolutely.
39:48All right.
39:49Good luck, y'all.
39:51All right.
39:51We're going to find out who takes home the cash in just a minute.
39:54But first, let's take a look at some of the clips that didn't make our top three in tonight's honorable
39:58mention.
40:36Okay, it's time to hand out tonight's prizes.
40:38$20,000 for first, $6,000 for second, and $4,000 for third.
40:42Here we go.
40:43Our third place $4,000 winner is...
40:47China Cabinet Kaboom!
40:49Sent in by Kevin Starr from Knoxville, Tennessee.
40:52We're number three.
40:53We're number three.
40:57And the winner of the $20,000 in tonight's Funniest Home Video is...
41:03Adores the Halloween Store.
41:04Sent in by Amanda Haverstayt from Monmouth, California.
41:08We have Logan, Amanda, Tyler, and Gabe.
41:10Yes!
41:12Congratulations!
41:15So, the video showed Logan driving to the Halloween store last year, but what was his reaction when you took
41:22him this year?
41:23He goes crazy pretty much every year.
41:27Well, we love that.
41:29All right, Logan, what's your costume going to be this year?
41:32What are you going to be this year?
41:34Ghost face.
41:36He's going to be ghost face.
41:38Ghost face.
41:39Okay, okay.
41:39Well, listen, I'm glad you aren't wearing it now because I might be too scared to give you your prize
41:44money, all right?
41:45No ghost faces around here.
41:46All right, congratulations.
41:48You got $20,000 and a shot at $100,000.
41:54All right.
41:56Well, the show's over, and I'm not going to mince words.
41:59I will, however, go home and mince onions because it's taco night at the Ribeiro House.
42:04We'll see you next time, and don't forget, if you upload a video and it airs on the show, we'll
42:07send you an AFV t-shirt.
42:09So, good night, everybody, and remember, send your video to me.
42:11You might win 20 Gs.
42:12Good night, y'all.
42:40We'll see you next time, and we'll see you next time, and we'll see you next time.
42:59We'll see you next time, and we'll see you next time.
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