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H.e.a.t.e.d R.i.v.a.l.r.y - Episode 2
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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander
00:09and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was, uh, Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone.
00:22Because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:28So, what's my name gonna be?
00:29Jane.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:01You're in our way.
01:01New born feet up.
01:03Super.
01:04You couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08Que los forever.
01:11Que los forever.
01:15Que los forever.
01:19Que los forever.
01:20Que los forever.
01:26Que los forever.
01:28Que los forever.
01:31Let's go.
01:52Let's go.
01:55Good job, give you a hand, a golden star, you think you're clever, good God, she took a break, made
02:07a mistake, when she made driver, que los forever, que los forever, que los forever, que los forever.
02:21que los forever, que los forever.
02:51I know you're up at night, hunched over your phone like a tree, a dog, a hill that's crooked from
03:04the wind that bites.
03:06You say you're lost to see, call the power in your life, you're lost to the relevant, I'm standing in
03:20my light, I'm standing in my light, I'm standing in my light, I'm standing in my light.
03:34You say you're lost to see, call the power in your life, you're lost to see, call the power in
03:48your life, you're lost to see, call the power in your life.
03:56Just take a fucking head, I said I'll see ya, you wanna be ya, you wanna be ya, ya, ya,
04:03yeah, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, yaool.
04:06Nice try, get out with it, you're in our way, you're in our way, get lost forever.
04:24Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33You're burning a fake Rosanoff oxide right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston.
04:38You want to see it?
04:39No, thanks.
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, Mitty, go be weird somewhere else.
04:45Not even now.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in like time?
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game,
05:03but it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Ilya Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat trick last week,
05:13and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks, guys.
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05:43Thanks, guys.
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07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago,
07:59but then this year I bought another one.
08:02Right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place,
08:06but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43Have I hired someone?
08:45A designer?
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49He's such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you like it.
08:55Smell the cigarettes from here.
08:57Ugh.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00And you shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:22It's the wound.
09:25It's the wound.
09:33Don't worry, it will fit.
09:45Oh, wow, wow.
09:47You think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
09:58Where were you?
10:06Where were you?
10:28Oh, my God.
10:31Oh, my God.
10:36He's okay.
10:38Oh, my God.
10:59You think you're okay?
11:08It's you.
11:12It's you.
11:14It's you.
11:20It's you.
11:29It's you.
11:30It's you.
11:30It's you.
11:31Oh, my God.
11:53Are you...
11:55Oh, God, I wonder.
12:01Oh, my God.
12:22Now the bed's all dead.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:33I will show it now, okay?
12:59I will show it now, okay?
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:08Worth the wait.
13:24Oh, my God.
13:24I should go.
13:32So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:44Yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:48They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:55I bet, uh, your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched.
14:06I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what?
14:09Ron's medal?
14:11You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself, Rosano.
14:21Mm-hmm.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:45Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games,
14:52and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:56What an embarrassing end to a promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom, Ilya Rosanoff,
15:06chosen as his country's captain.
15:19All in there.
15:21What's up, motherfucker?
15:24Ha, ha, ha, ha.
15:28All in there.
15:36What's up, motherfucker?
15:37Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
15:38Boys.
15:39Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Vani.
15:42At least I fucking lost Latvia.
15:43Did you see that game?
15:44Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:46A debacle.
15:47Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:49Uh, I don't know.
15:50Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:54Uh-uh.
15:55Seriously, this year, baby, we're fucking coming for you.
15:57Okay.
15:57Trust me.
15:58You look great in Silver Vani, don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:03Does your room have that smell?
16:05Yes.
16:06Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:10Yeah, he's probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not going to be here long.
16:13All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating.
16:15My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:17We're trying together.
16:18Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:20I'd love to show up for him.
16:21Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:28Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:35Hey, here's me.
16:37Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:40Fucking balls of steel, man.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:15Fuck yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:45I'm not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:49I saw you up here, I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:52Fine.
17:53Go sit down.
17:57we hit we are not anything go away holander
18:08are you okay please go he didn't answer my text
18:16no i did not answer your boring text now you go
18:21what the fuck
18:36тебе надо подстричься да отец
18:41министр все еще хочет с тобой встретиться
18:43сегодня вечером невзирая ни на что
18:47это честь у меня ты должно быть поощрен честью после вчерашнего ты проиграл
18:58латвии латвии и он еще пьет как ты допустил до этого тебе не стыдно не
19:06стыдно отец но не настолько они не учат тебя дисциплине в этой американской лиги это
19:12не игра халтура настоящий позор это не оправдывать надежды которые ты
19:17показывал в детстве сейчас я играю лучше чем когда-либо
19:21наш врата травмирован команда не сыграно сыграно что это за американский абсурд что
19:29это сыграно ты капитан ты делаешь их сыгранными всегда ищешь кого-то виноватым
19:35с самого детства кто это тебе завязывал твоя мама она не умеет этого делать
19:52нет отец мама умерла ты не помнишь я имел ввиду твоя мачеха где полина в москве
20:10конечно нам нужно идти на голове вечера чтобы я мог встретиться с министром
20:28да готов пошли
20:32конечно врата я всегда самый край и все себя убирается в вентаре
20:37а владелевич ну что с ним не но он не был форме но кочев очень пусть
20:43дом остается надо отдыхать еще призви всем на америке зарабатывать хорош
20:49хорош слишком хорош для нас ужасно но это проблема с лидерством это всегда
20:56проблема
21:04наверное слишком много разговора ты же мой ангел ты тоже надо слишком много
21:10разговариваешь особенно когда дело касается хоккея только когда мы
21:14выигрываем папа я веду лью бар ему явно нужно еще один пока
21:20и смотри как она его за собой а самого детства спасибо я ангел было бы
21:28здорово если бы это запомнил я хочу выпить
21:32у меня есть что-то поинтереснее
21:51давненько а я
21:57давненько саша
22:04я думаю ты неплохо играл я буду сказать спасибо но я знаю что ты не смотрел ни одной
22:09игры
22:10для того кто всю жизнь был сыном тренера по хоккею ты умудрился этого избежать
22:15я иногда обращаю внимание
22:19когда есть на что стоит обращать внимание
22:21в любом случае это не имеет значения для тебя
22:25не имеет
22:26почему ты так решила
22:28мой отец
22:28твой отец сволочь который в любом случае тебя накажет
22:31тебе надо перестать волноваться о том что он думает
22:35и плевать на эти дурацкие игры когда у тебя есть реальный шанс на кубок в этом году
22:41правда
22:41да правда
22:43ханты и адмиры не пройдут через нью-джерси
22:45но нью-джерси не пройдет через холландера и монреаль
22:50я думаю что в этом году ты сможешь победить монреаль
22:52в этом году
22:53в этом году
22:53да в этом году
22:54потому что я думаю что митка травмирован
22:59откуда ты все это знаешь
23:01а на экстрасенс
23:03а с травмированным братарем далеко не уедешь
23:06как вы тут с командой довольно неплохо показали
23:10души
23:11это восток а потом ты сможешь победить
23:14ты сможешь победить кого угодно на западе
23:17на шикаго не то что раньше
23:20в финале скорее всего окажется сан-франциско
23:23и они хороши но слишком молоды
23:27так ты и выиграешь кубок сцен не на год раньше чем я поспорила с отцом
23:35не спасибо мне пора спать
23:37мне завтра нужно идеально выглядеть
23:40ты всегда идеально выглядишь
23:42верно
23:43но вам нужно еще договориться
23:46увидимся больше никогда
23:49пока потом
23:56ну что
23:59как приезд Саша
24:01там классно
24:05я просто обожаю это место
24:09клубы
24:11это мал башки
24:12девушки
24:14просто прелесть
24:15а мальчики
24:18ну
24:20ты же видел французских парней
24:23да Илья
24:25да Илья
24:32боже
24:32вообще ничего
24:35ты не ухаяшка кэнь
24:39не шутишь
24:42не фиртуешь
24:44в ответ
24:48а раньше
24:50ты был веселее
24:56помнишь
24:57раньше
24:59ты был веселее
25:07помнишь
25:07здесь
25:08серьезно
25:10но
25:12опасность
25:13раньше
25:13возбуждала
25:14тебя
25:15если
25:16память
25:17меня не изменяет
25:20мы уже не дети
25:22Саша
25:25да
25:27это точно
25:32прекрати
25:33ладно
25:35поехали
25:36куда-нибудь
25:39нет
25:49ладно
25:51я найду
25:52вечеринку
25:54окей
26:03пока
26:04я
26:05был рад
26:07тебя видит
26:22окей
26:24что случилось
26:25да
26:26да
26:27да
26:27да
26:29я не знаю
26:31ты
26:35не
26:36у
26:42не
26:43и
26:44и
26:46и
26:47и
26:47и
26:48и
26:49и
26:49и
26:49и
26:50и
26:51и
26:59и
27:01What's this bad?
27:03Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:06A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:15Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:22I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that. That was yesterday. That was before.
27:30Now, I only need one thing.
27:34I need to win.
27:38Here, at home, tonight.
27:42As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:46But I want to hear our fans.
27:48I want to hear them scream.
27:51I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:56I know you can do it.
27:57I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:02So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:06Because this is our fucking night.
28:11This is our fucking cup.
28:14Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:28I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:31Shane hates him the most.
28:33What?
28:34You ain't Rosanoff.
28:35Of course.
28:36But he's very good at hockey.
28:39The best, probably.
28:40Eh, nah.
28:42You're the fucking best all-ander.
28:43Yeah.
28:44Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:48Well, that is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:53What a comeback story this year from Ilya Rosanoff.
28:56The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
28:59Leading his team in block shots.
29:01He shots again.
29:03And obviously, it's not all-ander.
29:31I'm literally hungry as you talk to me.
29:36Well, nice watch.
29:38Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:39Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:40Five seconds.
29:41Eh, 25 seconds.
29:43What were you even doing?
29:45And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award...
29:48I was busy.
29:49Was who?
29:50Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
29:59But the most important thing...
30:01is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award,
30:08can I get a selfie with you?
30:10What?
30:11Come on.
30:12When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:15Okay, fine.
30:16But hurry up.
30:23Great.
30:24Give me your number.
30:25I'll text them to you.
30:26No chance.
30:29And the Lord Tower Award for most sportsmanlike player
30:32goes to...
30:32to you.
30:33What?
30:46What?
31:01Oh, my God.
31:18What? What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:21You haven't answered a text from me in, like, six months.
31:25You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:28and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:31So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:42Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:44You suck my dick.
31:59Maybe it's nice, Lee.
32:06Hmm? Please.
32:13If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
32:18you will have to ask nicer than that.
32:24Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor
32:28and suck my dick.
32:32Please.
32:44No.
32:50I will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show,
32:56and then go to boring party after.
33:00And then, when I've been waiting all night,
33:04you'll come back to my hotel room,
33:06and I will maybe,
33:09maybe,
33:10do more than just suck your dick.
33:14When did your English get so good?
33:18I, uh, I read The New Yorker now.
33:21Really?
33:23No.
33:24The New Yorker is boring.
33:27My dad loves it.
33:30Ah.
33:31So being boring is,
33:33is genetic.
33:34Wow.
33:35Genetic.
33:41Let's make a deal.
33:44If you win MVP tonight,
33:45I will blow you,
33:46fuck you,
33:47whatever you want.
33:51And if you win?
34:10Good luck coming.
34:57Congratulations.
35:00Now take off your clothes.
35:03You're such an asshole.
35:49What?
35:52Just a lot of windows.
36:14Good.
36:17Now get on the bed.
36:25This is a good hotel.
36:27Very nice vodka.
36:29It's hard to find in America.
36:31Okay.
36:35Touch yourself.
36:36What?
36:37Show up for me.
36:38I want to watch you.
36:39You what?
36:40It's my special day, Hollander.
36:42I want to watch.
36:44I've never...
36:45No shit.
36:46Fuck you.
36:48Give me some vodka, at least.
36:49No, no, no.
36:50Vodka is for after.
36:52It's your reward.
37:22I'll be right back.
37:28Do you want to know how it feels?
37:31How what feels?
37:33Holding the cup.
37:35You fucking asshole.
37:37I can barely describe it.
37:39Oh my God, Hollander.
37:53Fuck.
38:03Are you gonna fuck me?
38:05We will see.
38:09I need...
38:12What?
38:14You know.
38:15Tell me.
38:18You?
38:24I need you.
39:01I need you.
39:25So Russia this year was something else.
39:33It's intense there.
39:40So are you heading back soon?
39:43Back.
39:44To Russia for the summer?
39:48Oh yes.
39:49It's...
39:55Why?
39:58What do you mean why?
40:01Do you have to?
40:04There is no have to.
40:06It's...
40:06It's home.
40:07It's home.
40:08Yeah.
40:10But...
40:11I don't know.
40:12Is it safe?
40:14What do you mean safe?
40:17I don't know.
40:20Do you...
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:29What difference does it make?
40:31A pretty big one, I think.
40:39I need to sleep.
40:42Oh.
40:44Yeah.
40:45Me too.
40:45I should have...
40:55So, uh, I'm off.
40:59Goodbye, Hollander.
41:01Bye.
41:01Ah.
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