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H.e.a.t.e.d R.i.v.a.l.r.y - Episode 2
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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander
00:09and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was, uh, Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone.
00:22Because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:28So, what's my name gonna be?
00:29Jane.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:01You're in our way.
01:01New born feet up.
01:03Super.
01:04You couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08Que los forever.
01:11Que los forever.
01:15Que los forever.
01:19Que los forever.
01:20Que los forever.
01:26Que los forever.
01:30Let's go!
01:32Let's go!
01:33I never say this for us to him.
01:36I heard your magic Хмings,
01:38But we're going to get out soon.
01:41Your baby's gonna get out soon.
01:43I really hope you're gonna get out soon
01:47I really hope you're gonna get out soon
01:55Good job, give you a hand
01:58A golden star, you think you're clever
02:02Good God, she took a break
02:06Made a mistake when she made driver
02:12Get lost forever
02:15Get lost forever
02:19Get lost forever
02:24You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty
02:29Close enough line, back out on the ice for Boston
02:32I'm going to get lost in the game today
02:35I'm going to get lost in the game
02:39I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:43Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:47I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:51I know you're up at night hunched over your phone wreck
02:59A tree, a dark, a hill that's crooked from the wind that bites
03:07You say you're lost to seek all the power and the light
03:14You're washed up irrelevant
03:18I'm standing in my light
03:22I'm standing in my light
03:25You're stuck
03:32You're stuck
03:33You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty
03:38You say to scare you all
03:41Most people do
03:43It's just a real world
03:44I mean I don't know
03:46I don't know
03:46In spite of everything
03:48I guess there's just what's in it
03:50Nice try
03:52Now get out of the way
03:54Good job
03:56Just take a fucking hand
03:58I said I'll see ya
03:59You wanna be ya
04:00You wanna be ya
04:06Nice try
04:08Get out of the way
04:09You're in our way
04:11Get lost forever
04:23Hey
04:24If Rosanoff fucks you tonight
04:26I'm gonna fucking back
04:29I think you mean fucks with
04:30Buddy
04:31I fucking mean what I mean
04:33You're burning a fake Rosanoff oxide right now
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston
04:38You wanna see it?
04:39Uh, no thanks
04:40Honestly guys, it doesn't help me focus
04:42Yeah, Mitty, go be weird somewhere else
04:45I'm not even that weird
04:47Whatever you need, Captain
04:49Hey Hollander
04:50Can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in like time?
04:52Yeah
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander
04:57What does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:01Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game
05:03But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Ilya Rosanoff has been on a tear lately
05:12He had a hat-trick last week
05:13And he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race
05:15Wanna know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me
05:18Thanks, guys
05:19Mm-hmm
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07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago,
07:59but then this year I bought another one.
08:02Right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place,
08:06but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43Have I hired someone?
08:45A designer?
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49He's such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you like it.
08:55Smell the cigarettes from here.
08:57Ugh.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00And you shouldn't be talking.
09:01I...
09:03I...
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:22You still want?
09:25It's double.
09:33Don't worry, it will fit.
09:45Oh, wow, wow.
09:47You think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
09:53Oh, wow.
09:58Where were you?
10:06Where were you?
10:15Please don't go.
10:24Please don't go.
10:27Please don't go.
10:28Oh, my God.
10:30Stay right here.
10:37He's okay.
10:58You think you're okay?
11:09It's me.
11:12It's you.
11:14Oh my.
11:16It's you.
11:24It's you.
11:31Oh, my God.
11:35I'm sorry.
11:53Are you...
11:55Oh, God, hold on.
12:22Now the bed's all dirty.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:33I will show it now, okay?
12:57You killed me, Lunder.
13:00I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:08Worth the wait.
13:24I should go.
13:32So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Well, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:44Mm, yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:48They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4 a.m. to watch every
13:51game.
13:55I bet, uh, your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched.
14:06I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what?
14:09Ron's medal?
14:11You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself, Rosano.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:39Bye.
14:41Bye.
14:42Bye.
14:45Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games,
14:52and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:56What an embarrassing and too promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:00A hard pill to swallow on all mice,
15:03and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff,
15:06chosen as his country's captain.
15:12Je déboule d'un bari.
15:18Pierre qui roule de la cigare à la fourmi.
15:26Le cœur encore endormi.
15:35All in there.
15:36What's up, motherfucker?
15:38Boys.
15:39Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Fanny.
15:42At least I fucking lost Latvia.
15:43Did you see that game?
15:44Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:46A debacle.
15:47Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:49Uh, I don't know.
15:50Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:54Uh-uh.
15:55Seriously, this year, baby, we're fucking coming for you.
15:57Okay.
15:57Trust me.
15:58You look great in Silver, Fanny.
15:59Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:03Does your room have that smell?
16:05Yes.
16:06Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:10Yeah, he's probably right.
16:12The good news is we're not going to be here alone.
16:13All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating.
16:15My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:17We're trying together.
16:18Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:20I'd love to show up for him.
16:21Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:28Hold on.
16:29I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, I'm fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:35hey, here's me.
16:37Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:42I'm sure he's not safe for a dude.
16:43Come on, come on.
16:48I'm sorry.
16:59Come on, come on.
17:09I'm sorry.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:15Fuck yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just gonna find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:45I'm not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:49I saw you up here.
17:50I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:52Fine.
17:53Go sit down.
17:57We hit.
17:58We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Holander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:11Please.
18:12Go.
18:13You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now you go.
18:20Fine.
18:23Fuck.
18:24Okay.
18:38Okay.
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21:24Okay.
21:26Yeah.
21:27Sorry.
21:28Okay.
21:29I just wanted to go out.
21:30I want to go out.
21:32That's what's interesting.
21:34Thanks, sir.
22:04I think you played well.
22:06I would like to say thank you, but I know that you didn't watch any other games.
22:10For those who have been a whole life son of a coach for hockey,
22:13you're trying to avoid this.
22:16I sometimes blame you for me.
22:19When I understand what it costs, I blame you for me.
22:22In any case, it doesn't matter for you.
22:25It doesn't? Why did you decide that?
22:28My father...
22:28Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:31You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:35And don't worry about these crazy games,
22:38when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:41Really?
22:42Yes, it's true.
22:43Hunter and Admiral won't go through New Jersey,
22:46but New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think you'll win this year.
22:52In this year?
22:53Yes, in this year.
22:55Because I think he's traumatized.
22:59Why did you know everything?
23:01From the outside world?
23:03You're a bit too far.
23:06As a victim of the band, you can't walk away from the band.
23:07They showed you pretty well.
23:10Tush it.
23:12This is the one you can win.
23:14You can win whoever you want in the west.
23:17In Chicago, not the way that before.
23:20In the final, it will be San Francisco, and they are good, but they are too young.
23:27You will win the Coupe of Scenes a year earlier than I talked about with Satsun.
23:35Thank you. I'm going to sleep.
23:37Tomorrow you should look ideal.
23:41You always look ideal.
23:42Right, but you need to agree.
23:47We'll see you later.
23:50See you later.
23:57Well, what's up?
24:00How's the Paris, Sasha?
24:03Wow, it's cool.
24:06I just love this place.
24:09Clubs? It's my head.
24:13The girls are just beautiful.
24:16And boys?
24:18Guys.
24:20Well...
24:21You've seen French weapons, right?
24:24Right, Elia?
24:31By the way.
24:33I've been happy.
24:36I've had a bad idea.
24:40I've had a bad idea.
24:43I've had a bad idea.
24:48And I've had a bad idea.
24:52Maria!
25:08Here? Seriously?
25:12The danger was already on you.
25:16If you remember me, don't change me.
25:20We are children, Sash.
25:25Yes, that's right.
25:32Stop it.
25:34Okay, let's go somewhere.
25:39No.
25:48Okay.
25:51I'll find a party.
25:54Okay.
26:04I'm happy to see you.
26:24What happens here?
26:26Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
26:29What am I supposed to do?
26:31I don't know. My mom told me to get away.
26:33Oh, my God.
26:35You're so good.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:38Okay, playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
26:40That's not a rule. You just made that up.
26:42Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander. You can barely even grow one.
26:47No, no. Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:49Fuck you, AJ.
26:50Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:52Stop it.
26:53Boys, it's starting.
26:56Turn it up.
26:56It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:00You know that Ilya Rozanov wants this bad.
27:02Rozanov and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:06A heartbreaking game for the Russians.
27:08Seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11Ooh!
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:15Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:18Look.
27:19I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:22I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:25I don't need to think about that.
27:27That was yesterday.
27:28That was before.
27:30Now, I only need one thing.
27:34I need to win.
27:38Here.
27:39At home.
27:40Tonight.
27:42As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:46But I want to hear our fans.
27:48I want to hear them scream.
27:51I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:56I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:02So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:11This is our fucking cup!
28:14Fucking fuck San Francisco!
28:21I'm grateful for this.
28:23We'll fuck you.
28:28I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:31Shane hates him the most.
28:33What?
28:34You ate Rosenhoff.
28:35Of course.
28:36But...
28:37He's very good at hockey.
28:39The best, probably.
28:40Eh, nah.
28:41You're the fucking best all-ander.
28:43Yeah.
28:44Okay?
28:44Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:48And that is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:53What a comeback story this year from Ilya Rosenhoff.
28:56The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
28:59Leading his team in block shots.
29:0118 shots against.
29:02And obviously...
29:04Yeah!
29:07Imagine that, Levan!
29:09Woo!
29:13Woo!
29:14Woo!
29:15Woo!
29:16Woo!
29:19Woo!
29:19Woo!
29:21Woo!
29:28Woo!
29:31I'm literally hungry as fuck!
29:36Well, nice watch.
29:38I think it'd disappear for free or less.
29:39Why the fuck were you Ron?
29:40Five seconds?
29:41Only 25 seconds.
29:43Or even doing.
29:45And now, presenting the Lorde Tower Award...
29:48I was busy.
29:49Was who?
29:50Ilya Rosenhoff and Shane Hawker.
29:59but the most important thing is the friends we make along the way
30:06hey before we give out next award can i get a selfie with you what come on when will this
30:13ever happen again buddy okay fine but hurry up
30:23great give me your number i'll text them to you no chance and the lord talent award for most
30:31sportsman like player goes to
31:13well
31:18what what the fuck do you want rosenoff you haven't answered a text from me in like six months
31:25you won't even acknowledge i exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us and
31:28then it's for some fucking clown show so yeah what the fuck do you actually want from me
31:37well
31:40i want you to suck my dick oh fuck you you are unbelievable you suck my dick
32:00maybe as nicely
32:08yeah please
32:13if you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick
32:18you will have to ask nicer than that
32:24please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor
32:29and suck my dick please
32:44no no what no we will go back to our seats watch the rest of this boring show and then
32:57go to boring
32:58party after and then when i've been waiting all night you'll come back to my hotel room
33:06and i will maybe maybe do more than just suck your dick
33:14when did your english get so good i uh i read the new yorker now really no the new yorker
33:24is boring
33:27my dad loves it
33:28my dad loves it
33:29oh
33:31so being boring is
33:32is genetic
33:33wow
33:35genetic
33:41let's make a deal
33:44so
33:44if you win mvp tonight i will blow you fuck you whatever you want
33:51and if you win
33:53and if you win
33:53and if you win
34:10good luck coming
34:24you
34:25good nighttime
34:31you
34:36yeah
34:37yeah
34:37okay
34:57Congratulations.
35:00Now take off your clothes.
35:03You're such an asshole.
35:18You're such an asshole.
35:48You're such an asshole.
35:49You're such an asshole.
35:52Just a lot of windows.
36:16good now get on the bed
36:25this is a good hotel very nice vodka it's hard to find in america okay
36:35touch yourself what show up for me i want to watch you
36:39you what it's my special day hollander i want to watch
36:43i've never no shit fuck you give me some vodka at least
36:49no no no vodka is for after is your reward
37:28do you want to know how it feels
37:31how it feels holding the cup you fucking asshole i can barely describe it oh my god hollander
38:03are you gonna fuck me
38:04we will see i need what you know tell me
38:22i need you
38:25i need you
38:45i need you
38:45you
38:45you
38:45you
39:25So, Russia this year was something else.
39:33It's intense there.
39:40So are you heading back soon?
39:42Back.
39:44To Russia for the summer?
39:48Oh, yes.
39:55Why?
39:58What do you mean why?
40:01Do you have to?
40:04There is no have to.
40:05It's...
40:07It's home.
40:08Yeah.
40:10But...
40:11I don't know.
40:12Is it safe?
40:15What do you mean safe?
40:17I don't know.
40:20Do you...
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:29What difference does it make?
40:31A pretty big one, I think.
40:39I need to sleep.
40:42I need to sleep.
40:44Yeah.
40:45Me too.
40:45You, I shoulda.
40:55So, uh, I'm off.
40:59Goodbye, Hollander.
41:29Let's go.
42:29Let's go.
42:59Let's go.
43:29Let's go.
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