00:00The End
00:48Martin, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. There was a manta ray behind you.
00:53You hurt bad? Not too.
00:55Help! Help!
00:58Oh, looks like I'll have to carry both of you.
01:02Martin, I... Something's wrong. Put your mask back on.
01:11Maybe we come up too fast or something. Leave it on or we get back to the ship.
01:26Manuel, give us a hand.
01:31Where is he?
01:33Come on.
01:35Come on.
01:51Ed, what is it?
02:09What in the world? Looks like he couldn't breathe.
02:20Martin? Martin!
02:27There's something in the air if you breathe it.
02:34How long are these tanks good for? An hour. Do you have any spares? Get them. I'll try the radio.
02:46Leave the tank on.
03:00D.F. calling San Juan Harbor. San Juan Harbor.
03:04Harold, there's nothing.
03:08We gotta go back to town as soon as we can. I'll get it started. You take care of everything.
03:20I can't get it to fire.
03:28Are they wet?
03:42I don't think I'll get it started. Let's take the spare tanks and row to shore.
03:48We're not too far from town. Then we'll figure out what to do there.
04:10Why do they keep on playing the same record on that thing? Why don't they at least advertise or something?
04:17How much time we got left in these tanks?
04:2220 minutes. We'll never make it to town by then, not by the beach.
04:30Let's cut straight through the jungle and try after. At least we'll satisfy our curiosity.
04:40Harold, please. Shut that thing off.
04:43I can't. If anything comes through, we've got to hear it.
05:00Harold, we've got to take these things off now.
05:03Martin, if we do...
05:04It doesn't matter. They're empty.
05:09To hell with it.
05:19Ev?
05:22Come on, hon.
05:42Benzai.
05:53Harold.
06:12Harold, what are you doing?
06:18Harold!
06:22Harold!
06:23What is it?
06:24Martin, answer me.
06:25Martin, answer me.
06:29Martin, will you stop sniffling the flowers and answer me?
06:33There's air, Harold.
06:34Well, of course there's air.
06:35No, not of course. The match wouldn't light, now it would.
06:39Something took the oxygen out of the air and now it's back.
06:42But why, Martin? Why now?
06:44Green leaves. Green leaves. This stuff gives off oxygen.
06:48Ones in.
06:50Ah!
06:57Ooh!
07:00Ha ha
07:01ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha
07:06ha ha ha ha ha! What's
07:11wrong?
07:13I'm a little dizzy.
07:14I guess there's still not much air.
07:22Martin, what about the town?
07:29I guess we'd better take a walk over there and see how bad things really are.
08:03It seems quiet.
08:09Let's take it slow. If we're not careful, we can pass out again.
08:14Okay, let's go.
08:42Let's go.
08:43Let's go.
08:45Let's go.
08:48Let's go.
09:15Let's take this one and go back to the hotel.
09:18Come on, Ev.
09:20I won't move.
09:21I won't move.
09:22I won't move.
09:22I'm not about to see anymore.
09:23I won't move.
09:24Ev, come on.
09:26I won't, Harold.
09:27I won't move.
09:48I won't move.
09:56I won't move.
10:17I won't move.
10:33I won't move.
10:59I won't move.
11:09I won't move.
11:15I won't move.
11:17I won't move.
11:20I won't move.
11:21I won't move.
11:22I won't move.
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11:33I won't move.
11:40I won't move.
11:46I won't move.
11:48I won't move.
11:53I won't move.
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11:58I won't move.
12:12I won't move.
12:16I won't move.
12:29I won't move.
12:31I won't move.
12:39I won't move.
13:09Mirror, mirror on the wall.
13:14Who is the fairest of us all?
13:28Fish.
13:33Maybe we'll have a salmon up north, like a kind on beer ads.
13:38Who knows?
13:39We're not leaving just yet.
13:42Why?
13:42That is bad.
13:43I don't want to take any unnecessary chances.
13:46Harold, it rains down here quite a bit.
13:48I know.
13:50But this is the worst of it.
13:52Besides, you don't.
13:54And I don't know enough about sailing to get by in a storm.
13:58And without stars, we're dead.
14:01What kind of stars?
14:02One's in the sky or one's in your astrology chart?
14:05Martin.
14:05Ev, I want to talk to Martin.
14:11So talk.
14:13Alone.
14:16Business?
14:18Or is this something just between you two fellas?
14:21We'll talk about this later.
14:32Now look, Martin, I realize we have problems here.
14:36Three of them.
14:38Yeah, we never did dig up that fort for bridge.
14:41And we won't, staying here.
14:43Look, Harold.
14:44The sooner we leave, the better for all of us.
14:48All right, Martin.
14:51It's a tough situation.
14:54But we're not leaving this island until we're ready.
14:57Now, until then, we've got to force ourselves into a pattern.
15:01Keep working until we go north.
15:03Martin, the need to work is inborn.
15:08It's the only thing that will save our sanity.
15:11Harold, I'm not sure I feel any inborn need to work.
15:17Now, maybe there's something wrong with me.
15:21I don't think so.
15:25And there's one other thing I'd like to bring up.
15:28This business about Evelyn.
15:31What business?
15:35This one woman, two men situation.
15:39I really don't know what to say.
15:43I guess we'll just have to live with it.
15:47You mean, uh, I'll have to live with it.
15:51I don't see any other alternative.
15:58Where are you going?
16:00To Evelyn.
16:02And so, to bed.
16:05We are married, you know.
16:07So it's legal, huh?
16:09Harold, look.
16:10Your marriage certificate means about as much here as your money.
16:13That certificate is only paper.
16:15My marriage isn't.
16:29No, Skelly Cat.
16:30This is my foot.
16:31I'm kind of running a little low.
16:33Oh, hey, welcome back, plushies.
16:36We have now reached the part of the apocalypse where civilization is over.
16:41Everyone is dead.
16:42And yet, somehow, Harold still wants a formal dinner.
16:47Sir, the dress code has been canceled by extinction.
16:51Come on.
16:52And it's the end of the world if we know it.
16:55And it's the special dress code, sonny.
16:58Exactly.
16:59And Evelyn's like, why should I dress up?
17:02Everybody's dead.
17:03And honestly, she's right.
17:05If I were one of the last fleshies on Earth, I would show up to dinner in a robe, fuzzy
17:10slippers,
17:10and emotional ruin.
17:15Well, that is the official dress code now, Skelly Cat.
17:18And I can just say I am getting increasingly nervous here because this movie keeps reminding
17:24us that there may be only one fleshy female left on Earth.
17:28And I am wildly underprepared for that kind of demographic collapse.
17:33Gee, civilization collapses, humanity vanishes, and Sally's chief concern is that her private
17:39tweezer inventory has reached the troubling low.
17:42Yeah, she already went through the regular stash, the emergency stash, and the emergency
17:47for emergency stash.
17:49At that rate, the last true woman on Earth may be Evelyn, but the hungriest creature left
17:54is clearly Sally.
17:58Stop that.
17:59I am not hungry.
18:01I'm just strategically concerned about supply, chain collapse, and the shocking amount of
18:08freezer space I have.
18:09Sally planned for a dummy apocalypse, but I'm a fleshy carnage.
18:14Hey, fleshy reserves are low.
18:17I mean, hug snacks are sparse.
18:19I mean, quiet, Skelly Cat.
18:22I do not stock enough freezer goodies for a full-blown fleshy apocalypse wipeout.
18:29And with only one surviving woman and two grumpy male fleshies, this is becoming a logistical
18:35tummy-baron nightmare.
18:37Anyway, Harold is acting like the human race can be rebuilt entirely through bossiness,
18:42breakfast demands, and ownership issues.
18:45Meanwhile, Martin is getting all snarky, and, well, the rules have changed, which is, well,
18:51fair, but also very smug for a man standing ankle-deep in extinction.
18:56Well, he has a dead sentence of her fire injury, not anything.
19:00Hmm.
19:01Oh, he really does.
19:02And Evelyn, she's the only one acting like a real fleshy.
19:06She's not mooning over curtains and silverware.
19:09And what fork to, I don't know, use for the dead world fish night?
19:12She's realizing she doesn't have to play decorative wife anymore.
19:17And, well, Harold hates everything that isn't Harold.
19:20He wants to rebuild the world, but somehow his vision for the future still looks exactly
19:26like the bad old days, just with fewer people and more fish.
19:31Uh, let's go for our big ends, Sally.
19:36Hey, look, everybody, I mean the last three fleshy's, are worried about survival and repopulating
19:43the earth.
19:44And I'm over here like my covered chunks are living on borrowed time, which they are.
19:50Anyway, meanwhile, Evelyn realizes she has opinions, wants, and choices that is causing
19:55the male egometer to spike dangerously into red.
19:59Hey, Skelly, you'll get there to take her warming up now.
20:03Oh, yeah, Skelly Cat, it's preheating.
20:05Anyway, look, I get it.
20:07The world's ended.
20:08Your husband is a controlling loaf of anger, and the only other option is a sarcastic guy
20:13who at least looks at you like a fleshy.
20:16Standards get weird at the end of humanity, I guess.
20:19Now, I guess that any old sense of my fool can't worry about that all now.
20:24Yeah, I know, Skelly Cat.
20:25But anyway, I do want to say I hope Meleville is right out there somewhere in Puerto Rico
20:30because if the fleshy herd has really thinned this badly, I'm going to need confirmation
20:35that my pirate goddess co-host did not get taken out by oxygen weirdness while I'm stuck
20:41here panic-counting snack cakes and finger food.
20:45That really had her priorities.
20:48Yeah, come on, I have to have priorities.
20:50Anyway, let's get back to the movie.
20:52Oh, speaking of which, I need to start taking inventory.
20:57Uh, no, this is mine.
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