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Neighborhood Watch - Season 1 - Episode 18: Ain't Love Grand
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00:00Camera now recording.
00:10Bees, bees, bees, run.
00:15You are currently being recorded.
00:18Your house is a camera.
00:22At any given time, tens of millions of homes are recording your every move.
00:32Shut up.
00:34And if you're watching at just the right moment,
00:43you'll catch your neighbors when they thought no one was looking.
00:52I heard the buzzing, and I realized I had made a mistake.
00:56Come join.
01:04The Neighborhood Watch.
01:07You are currently being recorded.
01:12Oh, f***.
01:22Okay, would you put that in there and help me out?
01:28No, I can't.
01:30I can't.
01:33This man doesn't realize his wife has the spare key fob for his car.
01:48Let's do it again.
01:56Do it.
01:58Do it again.
02:04Is it coming?
02:05Is it coming?
02:07Do it.
02:08Do it again.
02:10Do it.
02:19Save the drink.
02:41This little boy is hungry.
03:02A woman is helping her husband build a pergola.
03:24A man has spotted a hornet's nest by the pool.
03:29We do have issues with wasps and bees and hornets.
03:33I generally remove the hornet's nests with a garden hose.
03:37If you soak them enough, they tend to fall apart.
03:39Since the nests are basically paper, and by the next day, everything's fine, they've
03:45really never bothered us.
03:46But they were never invited to our barbecues, for sure.
03:51We were sitting in our hot tub, and we noticed a large nest in the woods behind our house.
03:55I soaked the nest.
03:57The next day, when we got up, we noticed that the hornets were rebuilding the nest.
04:02I'm kind of annoyed, like, I pay the property taxes, not them.
04:07There was so little left, he probably figured we don't have to drag out the hose, just get
04:11the pool skimmer and knock that little bit down.
04:14And that little bit held a lot more danger than we realized.
04:22As soon as I hit the nest, I realized I had made a mistake.
04:27I heard the buzzing, and I saw a cloud of hornets coming at me.
04:31The nest hanging in a tree, now I know, tells you.
04:34They actually are wasps, but they're mostly known as bald-faced hornets.
04:38And they are particularly vicious.
04:44I did not know at the time that the bald-faced hornets spray their victim with a hormone,
04:51so that the rest of the nest can follow them.
04:53So as I ran around the pool, the whole nest was following me.
05:00My first thought was, oh my god, I hope he's not going in the house.
05:04But then it's a matter of how long can you hold your breath, because they were waiting
05:07for him.
05:12My lungs were empty of oxygen, so I had to come up.
05:15And I didn't realize that they were going to still come back at me.
05:18I was trying hard not to laugh, but I couldn't, so I had to cover my face and do this.
05:25Did you get stunk?
05:26Oh, .
05:27Stunk a bunch of times.
05:28Oh, Jesus.
05:29Stay in the water.
05:30.
05:31They do mark a person, because the entire time I was standing there, they never bothered
05:36me at all.
05:37Nothing's happening.
05:38It's quiet.
05:39I don't see anything.
05:41They must have got stuck under my shirt, because I was still getting stung when I was
05:46on the water.
05:47.
05:49I was stung probably five or six times.
05:52It could have been a lot worse.
05:53If we didn't have the pool, I don't know what I would have done.
05:56You would have no escape.
05:57It would have been terrible.
05:57Yeah.
05:59The next day, they were still continuing to build the nest, so we called the exterminator,
06:03and we watched from inside the house.
06:06The hornets have not come back, but what I did was not a good idea, and I'm never going
06:12to do it again.
06:12From now on, we call the exterminator.
06:19This couple is trying out their new lawnmower.
06:35a bug has landed on this couple's doorbell camera.
06:45Well, thanks for leaving me out here.
06:48Come on.
06:48It's a bug.
06:49It's a bug.
06:50This woman forgot to put her car in park.
07:03Jesus Christ!
07:05Run, run, run, run!
07:15This family has just discovered an uninvited
07:19guest.
07:19What do we do?
07:21Run!
07:41She's not there.
07:59This man's wife is trying to be helpful.
08:35A boy has a proposal for his girlfriend.
08:39To me prom is very important.
08:41It's the one thing as a little girl you're waiting your whole life to do.
08:45So to have a handsome date and have the promposal, have the pretty dress, it's all part of the
08:51whole experience.
08:52I'd kind of been like hinting at him to ask me, so I was kind of getting a little impatient.
08:57I start looking at Pinterest for like ideas, and then I'm just sitting in my living room
09:02and I see my brother's like huge shark head.
09:07Ever since Carly was little, I think she found her love of sharks after reading some books.
09:12We always go to the aquarium, we always see the sharks.
09:15They're really not as harmful as you think.
09:18They're just so cool and fascinating.
09:20Any chance she gets, like she's talking about sharks, and I was like, well, it'd be pretty
09:23funny if I just like show up to her house in a shark mask or so, you know.
09:27It was really spontaneous.
09:29I just built up the courage, made the sign, grabbed the shark head, and I was like, let's
09:33do it.
09:34Let's go.
09:34Let's go do this proposal, you know.
09:41Sorry, I didn't want to talk about that, dude.
09:43I hear the footsteps behind me.
09:44I just see this guy like set a package down and like take a picture.
09:48I'm just like, perfect.
09:50Crazy timing.
09:51I guess those drivers see a lot, but I mean, you just saw a dude in a shark mask stand
09:56there
09:56with a sign and did not say a word.
09:58He wasn't concerned at all.
10:03Sorry, man.
10:04That was crazy time.
10:07Even now, the memory makes me giggle and laugh.
10:10And then knowing that he did it for Carly made it really special.
10:15I was in my room fully under the impression I was not getting a proposal.
10:20And then I just hear laughter.
10:23And I'm like, what could possibly be going on?
10:27Oh, my God.
10:28Are you crying?
10:30She's crying.
10:31She doesn't have hands on.
10:32I finished getting my makeup ready, putting on my cute outfit, grabbing my phone so I
10:38could take pictures, because obviously I've been waiting for this moment.
10:42It's like 80 degrees.
10:43I have this huge shark head on.
10:45I was sweating bad, and I couldn't see.
10:47It felt like a lifetime.
10:48I'm sure that delivery guy at least got 10 more houses in before we clocked out, before
10:54she actually came out.
10:56It's all in a hurry, y'all.
10:57I know.
10:58Let's come up.
10:59You can get fresh afterwards.
11:01When I saw the shark head and the shark-related sign, I'm like, oh, my gosh, this is perfect.
11:07I was a little bummed out they didn't keep it recording, so that way they could see her
11:12come out and us take pictures, just the whole idea.
11:15But her reaction was worth it.
11:16I think she was really happy.
11:18I was just over the man.
11:21I wish the delivery guy would have been a sport about it.
11:24Like, we could have had him in the pictures, you know?
11:25Like, all three of us.
11:26He could be the fourth on the couch, but he decided that he had places to be, so.
11:32The shark did not make an appearance at prom.
11:34But it was the talk.
11:35We had lots of people being like, that video was hilarious.
11:39Grayson is always getting himself into embarrassing moments, but it makes me laugh, so.
11:44It's one of the things I like about him.
11:46When you're in a relationship, you just, you know, you got to go the extra mile.
11:53A bat has invaded this house.
11:56It's a birdie.
11:57It's a birdie.
11:59It's a birdie.
12:01It's a birdie.
12:02It's a birdie.
12:06What?
12:07What?
12:08He's a batman.
12:09He's a batman.
12:11A batman.
12:14What do we do?
12:16Run.
12:17He's getting rid of his body.
12:18SHOOT!
12:22Get up like it.
12:23I am not, I can't do this.
12:24I don't like that.
12:25Where is it?
12:26Where is it?
12:27Get up like it.
12:28AAAAAH!
12:29Where is it?
12:31Talk to me, Goose.
12:32I don't know.
12:33He's flying at me!
12:36I'm hilarious.
12:47Something else is hiding behind the fridge in this house.
12:50I saw something moving.
12:53I saw something moving.
12:55Oh, no.
12:55I'm tripping.
12:56Shut up.
12:59Are you scared about it?
13:01No, I'm not.
13:02No, whatever.
13:03I have allergies.
13:04I have allergies.
13:06Babe, if it works.
13:08Don't say babe that loud.
13:12Don't say babe that loud.
13:14That was super loud.
13:29Did you see it?
13:31Yeah.
13:35A man dreams he works in a call center.
13:38Man, I'm going to put you on a brief hold for one second, OK?
13:46I was able to say the things in my sleep that I wanted to say in my daily job.
14:04This couple's gas fireplace isn't turning on.
14:10It's like I, it's like there's no propane in it.
14:13Oh my gosh.
14:14Andrew!
14:16Turn it off!
14:17Oh my gosh!
14:20Oh!
14:29Oh my gosh!
14:31Oh my gosh.
14:32The reef looks good!
14:52this woman likes to mess with her husband's dreams while he's sleeping
14:58in terms of sleep talking i have an rem behavior disorder
15:02so i'm constantly essentially acting out whatever dreams i'm having 99% of the time i don't remember
15:08anything that has gone on over the course of the night the last time i had a full night's sleep
15:13was
15:14about 10 years ago when we first met i often try to encourage the shenanigans i i must admit that
15:25it was saturday or sunday and he was uh still very asleep and he just started yapping and i just
15:34went
15:34with it all right so we'll move on with the details here i can't read it because for some reason
15:40i'm
15:40doing this with my eyes closed he appeared to be on a phone call with a customer um and i
15:46think i was
15:46making his life a little difficult all right so first and foremost be injured in any way yeah
15:52i don't mean to laugh but i've never heard of anyone having a cricket in their neck people are
16:02constantly trying to guess what i do for a living at that time i was in fact a claims adjuster
16:08in the
16:08insurance business doing these things is just sucks the life out of you i won't say the company but um
16:16i was able to say the things in my sleep that i wanted to say to customers on the phone
16:21in my
16:22daily job your supervisor is not gonna enjoy your customer service uh yeah i we remember we talked
16:30about the cricket it's called a crick it the emma was showing immense amounts of empathy there in that
16:39is that the cricket hurting you again ma'am i think you should probably seek treatment for for this
16:46cricket because it's not natural to have uh a creature living inside you i mean unless it's a
16:52baby of course in my sleep it's you know all bets are off i can say whatever i want do
16:58whatever i want
16:59man i'm gonna put you on a brief hold for one second okay
17:08he parts all the time during the day and it's shocking and disturbing as a as a proper lady
17:15in my defense i mean i'm asleep i'm not in control of it so okay i apologize i'm back he's
17:25a big goofball
17:26and i love that about him the sleep talking i think definitely has brought us closer together just because
17:31we can giggle about his antics and thank you for your time good night and god bless america
17:39a man in mississippi is attempting to fix an exterior life
18:06a woman gets distracted while helping her husband
18:10a man in mississippi is attempting to fix an exterior life
18:22dinner is over at this house in wisconsin
18:25okay don't carry some of this stuff guys
18:32my are you okay
18:43That was fun.
18:55Did you do it too?
18:57Oh yeah.
18:58Holy s***.
19:03Love you too.
19:04Bye baby.
19:07Oh, you're okay?
19:08Oh, oh no.
19:12Honey.
19:14It went straight up in the air and then hit me in the head.
19:26I'm gonna make your smoothie.
19:28Perfect.
19:29I'm gonna park down here.
19:33Mom.
19:34Can you help me?
19:37Okay.
19:38Don't carry some of this stuff guys.
19:43Don't just walk in and not take anything.
19:49Honey, are you okay?
19:51Oh my gosh.
19:52Best life.
19:54We got that on video.
19:55Oh my gosh.
19:57Oh my gosh.
19:59This woman's husband is trying to fix the doorbell.
20:05You didn't talk the breaker off, did you?
20:07Nope.
20:10That was daddy getting shocked.
20:11Oh my gosh.
20:11I don't want to, I...
20:17Well, you can die.
20:19But not take any cash all.
20:20This couple has just finished hanging their Christmas lights.
20:32I've got the phone.
20:39As you can not take me off.
20:48This man is moving a bed frame upstairs.
21:19This man is moving a bed frame.
21:25This man is moving a bed frame.
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