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The Great Indian Kapil Sharma Show Samay Raina & Ranveer Full Episode Dailymotion 2 May
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00:22Good evening and welcome to the great Indian Kapil show.
00:32Please sit here.
00:39Who said I love you?
00:42You are happy.
00:45Siddhu, today every person is making a YouTube channel.
00:49You both know.
00:49You are happy.
00:53You can take someone like Netflix on the platform.
00:55In 192 countries, people are watching.
00:57Then the person is making a YouTube channel.
00:59I am talking about myself.
01:02If there are 4 people in one house,
01:05then the mother is different, the father is different,
01:08the children are different.
01:09That's why I am talking about you.
01:10I am talking about this.
01:14You are happy.
01:16You are happy.
01:16You are happy.
01:19You are happy.
01:20You are happy.
01:21Guys, I am happy.
01:27You are happy, You are happy.
01:27Onto my husband's face,
01:28the heart can open it by opening it
01:29appear одним,
01:32Right?
01:34That voice she told me he is good at YouTube
01:36They are happy.
01:40I am going to get the makeup.
01:43The girls are coming today with the tips of makeup.
01:45I am going crazy.
01:47First guys, you put a moisturizer.
01:49Put a foundation, highlighter, blush, lip gloss
01:54and finally you put a magenta mascara and your 9 makeup looks.
02:039 makeup looks.
02:05The first of all, the 28 things I have got on my forehead.
02:11foreign
02:12foreign
02:14foreign
02:14foreign
02:17foreign
02:25foreign
02:45She said to her daughter, she said to her, she said to her, she will make a tattoo on her
02:50face.
02:53She has a different channel of knowledge.
02:56She is playing a little bit.
02:59She has an expression like Arun Gowil and Alok Nath.
03:04She will open her eyes and open her eyes.
03:06She says,
03:07the problem is a quiet, friends.
03:12The life is always being eaten.
03:13What is this life?
03:15She says,
03:17Mother is taking 25 days away from her mother.
03:20She will take a life.
03:24Some people make up to travel videos.
03:27Put your bag and put your bag.
03:29The world is looking for you.
03:32Who will comment down below?
03:33Who will you give to your money?
03:50Please welcome Mr. Samir Ena and Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
04:15Welcome, welcome, welcome.
04:24What a story, what a story.
04:31I love you so much.
04:34I love you so much.
04:36I love you.
04:39You know all these two?
04:41The last year, I was looking for the most searching.
04:45The most searching for celebrities.
04:47The people on the internet were searching for.
04:50The police were searching for other people.
04:54What did you feel like last year?
04:56It was a crazy year.
04:59This whole studio has two people who are going to the Supreme Court.
05:03They are Hum and Siddhu Paji.
05:12That's why I have written a letter for you.
05:17Come on, come on.
05:20Don't be afraid of yourself.
05:24Don't be afraid of yourself.
05:25Don't be afraid of yourself.
05:28Don't fall into injustice.
05:29Don't fall into the law of the law of the law of the law of the law firm.
05:32That's why we're not called to a ground like this.
05:35We will first start with a law firm.
05:43If you think that you can find a joke on a single court,
05:47no, you will are going to fall into law firm.
05:55Today you will have a little coaching about how to bounce back.
05:59The last time Ranveer and Samir were together, there was a case of police.
06:03So today you will be together again.
06:05Will you take coffee, or will you take anti-spitry bail first?
06:13You were watching later then?
06:14I saw many episodes, but I also called Samir.
06:17I said to him, I said to him, why did you not have a case?
06:20Why did you not have a case?
06:22When my show closed, one day before I called myself,
06:27I said that something is bad.
06:29Is it true or not?
06:32I said to him, look, you've come to see,
06:34you've got to go a little bit.
06:36So I'm telling you, I don't want to say anything.
06:42But when you're famous, then you can't say anything.
06:50I'll ask you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you,
06:52I just tell the truth.
06:52I'll tell you, look, you don't have married.
06:54In our show, all the people who work,
06:55everyone are two-two kids.
06:57So today, we'll do something.
06:59I'll do something.
06:59I've done something, sir.
07:01No, no, no.
07:02No, no.
07:03No, no, no.
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07:09No, no, no, no.
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07:10No, no, no.
07:12No, no, no.
07:13No, no, no, no.
07:14The controversy is coming to you and I'm sure you will learn a lot of things.
07:20People, let's see how much love you today.
07:25When the show closed, who had to call first? What happened to you?
07:31I had to call a lawyer before.
07:34And his phone didn't stop.
07:36Okay, so where did you call the phone?
07:39My brother came here in an audience and I went to his house.
07:43Oh wow!
07:44He's here for life, he's here.
07:45So, the person who gave up to him is the only person who gave up to him.
07:51I didn't have an idea.
07:52I had an hour for a day and I said, come on.
07:56Then I knew that everything was happening later.
07:58When you saw this clip, then you said, come on, come on.
08:03So, I had to leave my house at home.
08:08After this controversy, you came to another show.
08:10I had to leave my house at home.
08:11I went to the show later.
08:14I had to leave my house at home.
08:16I had to leave my house at home.
08:17But the phone was very difficult to do comedy today.
08:20Yes.
08:20Do you know?
08:21No.
08:26Sir, I mean, how do you do it?
08:28I don't know, I mean, I mean,
08:47Yes, sir.
08:49At that time, Kapil sir also closed the tweet.
08:54Who did they do that?
08:58In two weeks, when he was quiet,
09:00he also closed the puppies.
09:07Kapil, you came in 2004 or 2005.
09:112007.
09:112007.
09:12Just as I thought in 2007,
09:14this guy was the same.
09:15Oh, my God.
09:17I love you.
09:18It's amazing.
09:19It's amazing.
09:20It's amazing.
09:20Give it to you, son.
09:20It's been a compliment for you.
09:27It's amazing.
09:28It's like a breath of fresh air.
09:29First, I would like to say that
09:31their heart is very clean.
09:32That's what people should know.
09:34No, don't you close the show.
09:37Then, leave your life.
09:39Your heart will be clean.
09:42It's amazing.
09:43In the past one year,
09:44our friends went down.
09:46I feel...
09:46It's like that.
09:47It's like that.
09:49It's like that.
09:53What a joke, son.
09:54It's just it's like friends.
09:55It's the same thing.
09:58It will look like friends.
09:59But when it happens,
10:00people will be getting some blood
10:01or the charge of the food.
10:03Now, when you have set your set,
10:05you'll start your set before
10:06your friends and your accountant.
10:16foreign
10:20foreign
10:22foreign
10:22foreign
10:22Every week, we are coming to a venue every week.
10:26Oh my God.
10:39Thank you sir.
10:46Thank you brother.
10:52It was genuinely a very, very big moment for me.
10:54In fact, I am watching you from childhood,
10:57like across various shows.
10:58It was always my dream that I would come to a day with you.
11:01I never thought that you would come to OTT one day.
11:11I genuinely love you so much,
11:13Arsana Ma'am and Sidhu Paji.
11:15I love you guys so much.
11:16My son, if God closes one door,
11:19he opens 10 doors.
11:21Are you the door to the door to see?
11:23All of them are killing the wood.
11:24All of them are killing the wood.
11:29That's�!
11:29Oh!
11:31Yeah!
11:39Oh!
11:39Oh!
11:40Oh!
11:41Oh!
11:44Oh my God!
11:48Oh!
11:55Oh!
11:57I love you, man!
11:59Oh my God!
12:01Good evening and welcome to the great Indian couple show.
12:10Shupriya, Shupriya, please sit here.
12:17Who said I love you?
12:20I'll be happy, I'll be happy.
12:23Situ Bhadi, today every person is making a YouTube channel.
12:26You both know.
12:30You can take someone on a platform like Netflix,
12:32where people are watching.
12:35People also make their YouTube channel.
12:38I'm talking about myself.
12:40If there are four people in one house,
12:43then their mother is different, their father is different,
12:46their children are different.
12:47This time I'm talking about you.
12:50The meaning of saying,
12:51you can see,
12:53you can see,
12:54every person is making a video.
12:56You have so many channels,
12:58I've got friends in the kitchen.
13:00Guys,
13:01today I've made a lot of bread and bread.
13:05I've made a lot of bread and bread.
13:08I've made a lot of bread and bread.
13:11I've made a lot of bread.
13:13I've made a lot of bread and bread.
13:21Guys are making ambolic,
13:23my way up to make out for products!
13:24I'm so grateful.
13:25The first guys,
13:26put moisturizer in it.
13:28Place it with your foundation.
13:30Highlighter.
13:31also WITH blush,
13:32Lip gloss.
13:33So ultimately,
13:34make us as magenta and make up.
13:36So our next makeup looks like this
13:38is a good look!
13:41No makeup looks like this!
14:10Guys, today I will tell you about backless blouse.
14:14Look, there's only a blouse from one door.
14:16This is a blouse.
14:17Listen, a young man takes a normal smile and puts them on a book.
14:22From the back, he said his face.
14:25When you put a tattoo on a book, you'll make a tattoo on him.
14:31It's a different channel of knowledge.
14:34They're playing a piano.
14:37They're expressions like Arun Gowil and Alok Nath.
14:40Yes, you can mix the expression.
14:42You can close your eyes and open your eyes and open your eyes.
14:45They say,
14:46''The problem is a calmness, friends.
14:50Life is always living.
14:52This is a life of four days.
14:54They say,
14:55''Why four days?''
14:56''My mother is coming from 25 days.
14:57She is taking a name from 25 days.
14:58She is taking a life of four days.
15:02Now, some people make a video of traveling.
15:05Put your bag down and leave.
15:08The beautiful world is waiting for you.
15:10You can comment below.
15:11Who will you give money to your father?
15:16But this is the truth.
15:18Those talented people,
15:20from their work,
15:21from their original content,
15:22from their own channel,
15:23become a superstar.
15:24Today, the two of us,
15:26are such stars.
15:27They call them on their channel.
15:30Please welcome Mr. Samirana
15:32and Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
15:53Welcome
15:54are those new athletes all along.
15:58Welcome, welcome.
15:59Welcome!
16:01Welcome! Welcome!
16:01Yo, what is this?
16:09What story is this?
16:10Can you see how much people love you?
16:12It's just happy that we are in jail.
16:17You all remember them all?
16:19Last year, there are the most major searchers from celebrities.
16:24Oh, people just searched the internet for the people.
16:36I have been searching for two people in this studio who went to the Supreme and came to the Supreme.
16:42That's why I wrote you a share.
16:53ڈیر لکھا ہے گریبا
16:56آندو آندو
16:58مشکلوں سے ڈر کے نہ خود کو روکیں گے
17:02ڈر کے نہ خود کو روکیں گے
17:04اداس چہروں کی مسکان بن
17:06پھر سے لوٹیں گے
17:10ہم وہ نہیں جو ایک تھوکر سے میدان کو چھوڑ دیں
17:14آندھی تھے پہلے توفان بن کے لوٹیں گے
17:17Ha ha ha ha.
17:21And, Si Si, if she killed one other joke today,
17:25then we will be all going to sport.
17:27No, no, no.
17:30It feels like I'm lost at home.
17:33Today, I'll take a little coaching with him,
17:35how did they bounce back.
17:37Last time Ranveer and Samir were together,
17:39we had the police case.
17:41So today, you will be together.
17:44We will take coffee,
17:45We will have coffee or anticipatory bail.
17:51Were you watching later?
17:53I had a lot of episodes.
17:54I had a phone too.
17:55I had a phone too.
17:56I had a phone call.
17:57I had a phone call.
17:57I said, why the case didn't happen?
17:59So...
17:59When my show closed,
18:03one day before,
18:04I called a call
18:05that something is bad with you.
18:07Is it true?
18:09Is it true or not?
18:10I said,
18:11look,
18:11look,
18:14look,
18:19I didn't say anything.
18:21But when you're famous,
18:22you can't even say anything.
18:23you can't even say anything.
18:24If you're famous,
18:24then you can't even say anything.
18:28But I just want to tell my brothers and sisters,
18:30that you don't have to pay for a divorce.
18:32Look,
18:32In our show,
18:32they're all two children.
18:35So,
18:36we're going to do some of it.
18:37I didn't have to pay for a divorce.
18:39I didn't have to pay for my wife.
18:39No,
18:40no,
18:41No,
18:41no.
18:41No,
18:41Oh
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