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00:06Hey there, my name is Doraemon!
00:09I'm a super-sized, gizmo-eyed gadget cat from the future!
00:12I've been set back in time to take care of this guy!
00:16Nobu, but he's a mess!
00:18Doraemon!
00:19And that's where I come in, to save the day with an amazing invention from my fourth dimensional secret gadget
00:25puzzle!
00:25But things never turn out as planned!
00:30Get ready, cause here we go again!
00:37Oh man, I got a zero again?
00:41It's pretty sad when you get a zero on a true or false test.
00:44I had a 50-50 chance with every question.
00:48What's this?
00:50I will pay top dollar for real photos of aliens and UFOs.
00:55Cool! Now that's an assignment I wouldn't mind having.
00:57But when am I gonna see a UFO? It's not like they just passed by out of nowhere.
01:03I take that back! There's one now!
01:06Slow down, I come in peace!
01:08Cross! Cross!
01:11Yes, I gotcha!
01:13But it's smaller than I expected.
01:15Hey! Pause off my stuff!
01:17What?
01:18Oh, hey, Sneetch. Big G.
01:22Let go of it! You can't afford it!
01:25Oh, so it's just a toy.
01:27Don't tell me you actually thought it was a real UFO!
01:30No. Sort of, yeah.
01:33What kind of pie head thinks aliens are real?
01:36Were you hoping for a brain probe, Noby?
01:38I gotcha!
01:40I did it! I caught an alien!
01:42Oh, wait. It's just a kid's toy.
01:45Excuse me, Mr. Saucer.
01:47Yeah, that's mine.
01:48Oh, gee. Sorry about that.
01:50I'm glad you share a belief in aliens like I do.
01:53No.
01:53It's fun to share with fellow believers.
01:56Outer space!
01:57The last unexplored frontier!
01:59A mystery waiting to unfold!
02:01And the UFO is the perfect symbol for that extraordinary adventure!
02:05I don't know if you boys saw one of these yet,
02:08but I'm willing to pay top dollar for a genuine photo of an alien or space vessel.
02:13I'm in! I'll get a photo!
02:15Great! Looking forward to seeing it!
02:17It'll be good!
02:18So, do you like wasting your time?
02:21You are never gonna get a real picture!
02:22There are bricks less dense than you, right?
02:25Yeah!
02:27That's not true!
02:28My brain has all kinds of dense!
02:31And I'll prove it by getting a picture of a real live alien no matter what!
02:35Doraemon!
02:36Buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy!
02:39I need your help!
02:40I need a gadget to take a picture of an alien!
02:45Where is he?
02:48Unbelievable!
02:49That guy is never around when I need him.
02:51I wish he wouldn't just go prancing off whenever he wants to.
02:54Hmm?
02:56Oh, jeez.
02:57Is that the test that I failed?
02:58I've gotta hide it so...
03:03What the heck is that thing?
03:05Hold on.
03:06I think I've seen this gadget before.
03:09Wait a sec.
03:10Why is it blinking?
03:11Did I turn it on?
03:12What's going on?
03:13Stop blinking already!
03:14Oh, now I remember!
03:20This thing calls UFOs.
03:22Kinda like...
03:24That one there.
03:28The line for those yummy buns was so long, but so worth it.
03:32Oh, no!
03:33What was that?
03:43A UFO!
03:44Not again!
03:46What's wrong with you?
03:48Don't you remember what happened last time?
03:50Yeah, well, not really.
04:05A space goat!
04:08Amazing!
04:09A real space goat!
04:10A goat in a flying saucer?
04:12Who knew?
04:15Hey, wait a sec.
04:16Tell me the truth.
04:18Were you messing with this thing?
04:19No, I didn't touch it.
04:21I did sort of trip over it.
04:23And then I touched it a little.
04:25Don't you remember?
04:26It's the UFYO!
04:27It signals forces aliens to come here and answer it!
04:31Right.
04:31I remember now.
04:37Say what?
04:38Hey, maybe he's asking to be friends or something.
04:41Huh?
04:41Friends?
04:42That stance doesn't exactly scream friendly.
04:45It looks more like...
04:47Why the heck did you bring me here?
04:49Maybe that's friendly on this planet.
04:54Time for translation, Dom!
04:56Huh?
05:00He says he came here from planet Billy Coticus.
05:05You picked a bad time to call.
05:07He had just finished a long day's work
05:09and was about to tear into a bowl of Fulga Funkus Fuse 2.
05:12Last part untranslatable.
05:14I see.
05:15You're just cranky because you're hungry.
05:19Okay, take it easy.
05:20Relax.
05:21It looks like our alien friend is just a little bit short-tempered.
05:24We gotta calm him down.
05:26And if we're lucky, maybe he'll turn around and go home.
05:29No, he can't go home.
05:31I told Sneetch and Big G I'd get a picture of an alien no matter what.
05:34Why do you get into jams like this?
05:36I really don't think he's in the mood for a photo.
05:39Uh, then what do I do?
05:44There's nothing like a tasty meal to shake someone out of a bad mood.
05:47Yeah!
05:48Way to go, noobie!
05:50Go for it!
05:51Dig right in, Cody!
05:57Kind of rude.
05:58Maybe we should ask if he was gluten-free.
06:03Oh, this is really bad.
06:05He says if we drag him all the way here without offering him a decent meal,
06:08then he'll blow up the entire planet.
06:34He says the lasers built on planet Billy Godicus are the most powerful in the galaxy.
06:38Yeah, I think I got that.
06:41We gotta figure out what kind of food he likes fast.
06:45Here, guy.
06:46You love this one.
06:47So good!
07:07This goat's gotta blow his top!
07:08We gotta think of something!
07:09Victor, I'm on what he goes, buddy!
07:11How do I know?
07:13Hey, I know!
07:15What about yummy buns?
07:16Maybe the space goat has a sweet tooth.
07:19Weren't you carrying a big bag of them earlier?
07:21What?
07:21Big bag?
07:22Not me.
07:23Hey!
07:24I'm waiting in line all day for those!
07:26What's more important to you, saving the planet or yummy buns?
07:28Yummy buns!
07:29I'll try these.
07:39This is it.
07:41We're done for.
07:42It's the end of the planet.
07:44And it's all my fault.
07:54He's eating the bag.
07:56And he likes it.
08:05What did he say?
08:06He said it wasn't bad, but that he's had better.
08:09Obviously, he's not satisfied.
08:12Wait a sec.
08:13He likes paper!
08:14Have we got any more paper we can give him?
08:17Uh, sure.
08:19Yeah, of course there is.
08:21Let's see.
08:22It was around here somewhere.
08:23There it is.
08:24Right here.
08:25See?
08:26So, you failed another test.
08:29Yum.
08:30Doesn't this look tasty?
08:31Hey, you're supposed to show every test you bring home to your mom.
08:34Sacrifices must be made.
08:36Trying to save the planet here.
08:43It's good, right?
08:45I don't know.
08:46Is he okay?
08:50I think it's true.
08:52Must have tasted bad.
08:53Eat him a butter grain.
08:55Hurry up!
08:56What do I look like, Einstein?
09:05He says that was the most amazing thing he's ever eaten.
09:09That it was a beautiful blend of flavors.
09:11He loved the taste of academic apathy coupled with a hint of mediocrity and beckoned with failure.
09:16He calls it an exquisite harmony of mixed emotion.
09:19It's as if you planted a flower in the desert, only to watch it die.
09:24The finishing taste of scholastic indifference is so profound, it's heart-wrenching.
09:28He says it's the absolute perfect meal.
09:31I can't believe eating your big fat ass made him so happy.
09:34Mind if we take a picture with you, Mr. Gota?
09:39Okay, here goes.
09:41Say goat cheese!
10:04I did it!
10:05I got a picture of a real alien!
10:09I don't believe it!
10:10This is awesome!
10:14Possibly faked?
10:15You seriously thought we'd fall for that?
10:17A goat alien!
10:18Get real!
10:19Hey, it's not fake!
10:21It's completely real!
10:22Goat aliens do exist!
10:25I'm sorry, but it just looks like a stuffed animal to me.
10:29He's a real-life alien!
10:31He even ate a test I flunked on!
10:37I can't believe those guys thought I faked the photo.
10:40Wow, he did look exactly like a goat.
10:42Yeah, and?
10:43And it's not worth losing sleep over!
10:46Good night!
10:47Night!
10:52I had the craziest dream that night!
10:55I'd been brought to the planet Billy Godicus and crowned with the title Ambassador Zero!
11:00I received this huge welcome, followed by an amazing feast of Fs and Zeros!
11:05Novi, our sincerest hope is that you continue to receive nothing but Fs and Zeros on your chest for the
11:10rest of your life!
11:11Well, if that's what you want, I'll try!
11:16Yeah, right!
11:19I heard ya!
11:26What is it? I'm here!
11:34What's going on?
11:37All righty, that should do it.
11:40Well, maybe if I keep putting up these flyers, I'll eventually get my photo of an alien.
11:46What?
11:46You brought a whole herd of your space girlfriends here to eat more of Novi's failed tests?
11:52Oh, well, I hate to tell you guys this, but I don't have any more.
11:59He says, listen, young man, I've been bragging all about how delicious your tests are.
12:04How dare you deny me and my friends!
12:06And he sounds mad.
12:07I can't give him something I don't have.
12:10He says he hasn't eaten anything since last night so he could savor another one of your failures today.
12:15Well, I appreciate that, I guess, but I'm all out.
12:19He says he just thought of a new dish.
12:22Finally chop up one of your F's, let it marinate overnight,
12:25then saute it with one of your Zeros for a more complex mix of ineptitude and procrastination.
12:31Come on, Novi!
12:32You get Zeros and F's all the time, you gotta have more of them somewhere!
12:36Normally I would, but my mom went through them and she tossed them all out.
12:43Hey, hold on!
12:44There may be one I shoved back in here that she didn't find.
12:48Yeah, there's one!
12:51Go for it, Goaties!
12:55What's wrong?
12:56He says, quote, are you kidding me?
12:58Only one single sheet of paper?
13:00There are five of us!
13:02End quote.
13:03But it's all I got!
13:04Guess I have no choice.
13:07The Duplication Mirror!
13:11Put it in front of the mirror like this.
13:15And it'll duplicate enough for everyone.
13:19There you go.
13:20Eat up.
13:31Huh?
13:34What?
13:35It tasted bad?
13:36But they were full of failure.
13:39They say the Duplication made it taste like it was farm-raised.
13:42They want one from the wild.
13:44Man, who knew Space Goats would be such picky eaters?
13:47anothergy's food.
13:48Oh!
13:49What?
13:57Oh!
13:59Oh!
14:01Oh!
14:11Oh!
14:12Oh!
14:14Oh!
14:14Oh!
14:14Oh!
14:14Oh!
14:32This ain't one cheat isn't enough! Give us more kaboom!
14:35But I don't have any more! That's all I've got!
14:43Please! Don't blow us up!
14:45Just give us a little more time!
14:48No matter what, I will bring you another one of my abominable failures by the end of the day!
14:53Where are you gonna get another test, Nobi?
14:57Look! If there's a one in this room, then I have no other choice but to fail another one of
15:01my tests!
15:03Nobi! You're so generous! Now go on! Get out there! Fail that fast test so you can save our planet!
15:13Very well then! Time to fail this thing!
15:17Have a good day!
15:19Oh, wait a second! You have a big test today, don't you?
15:22Yeah, I was! Just thinking about it now!
15:26Well, as long as you don't bring home an F or a zero!
15:29Right! Wouldn't want that!
15:34What's wrong?
15:35Nothing! Well, I really gotta go now!
15:43Today's test is a bit difficult!
15:45But if you've done your studying, you should be able to solve all the questions pretty easily!
15:50Just do your best!
15:52What do I do? If I ignore the aliens, they'll destroy us!
15:56But if I ignore Mom, she'll destroy me!
16:04What's wrong, Nobi? Don't tell me you're in a panic again because you didn't study!
16:09Well, nobody to blame but yourself!
16:15There's no choice! I've just gotta fail this test and deal with the fallout!
16:20Sweet!
16:21I was stressing out for nothing! I don't know any of these answers!
16:25But I can't leave it blank so I'll just make it look like I tried!
16:29Don't hang on to this school! Please go back to his house!
16:32If somebody sees you here, I'm gonna be in bad trouble!
16:35Just get out of here!
16:37UFOs! Where are you? I'm a believer!
16:39Please!
16:43I'm home!
16:45Whoa! What the heck is going on?
16:48Joe! Why are the space goats?
16:50They just unloaded a whole mess of them!
16:53They said they're here on some kind of failure food tour!
16:56A roof looks like a UFO convention!
17:00What?
17:01I wish aliens weren't so hard to come by!
17:04So tell me, how'd you do on that test you took today?
17:08Yeah, well, uh, about that test, I...
17:14Well, the teacher said we won't be getting that paper back till tomorrow!
17:22Hey, wait a minute! Calm down!
17:24You guys want your zeros and Fs to be fresh, don't you?
17:27Look, as soon as I get the test, I'll bring it straight here!
17:30So in the meantime, go home and rest up!
17:32Come back tomorrow and I'll give you a fresh-baked failure!
17:40Huh?
17:41They're saying they don't trust you!
17:43They think you'll just keep that failed test for yourself!
17:46I need it!
17:47What?
17:48I'm not gonna eat my own test!
18:05Huh?
18:08Huh?
18:09Huh?
18:11Huh?
18:12Huh?
18:13Is anybody home?
18:14No!
18:15Mr. S?
18:16Noby, you're here!
18:17Hey, Teach!
18:19Um, am I in trouble for something?
18:21Quite the opposite!
18:22That's why I wanted to return this test to you personally!
18:26Huh?
18:26It may have been a complete fluke, but you did well!
18:29I'm proud of you, Noby!
18:30See you tomorrow!
18:33He said he was proud of me!
18:35Well, that's not something you hear every day!
18:37I've got a bad feeling about this!
18:43I got all the answers right!
18:46How's that possible?
18:47I guessed on every one of them!
18:49Well, your guesses finally produced something good and it's still bad!
18:58He says fork over the tasty test or the planet goes boom!
19:02No way!
19:03I can't!
19:03I still gotta show my mom!
19:05These aren't the kind of zeros you like anyway!
19:09He saw the two zeros on the paper, so he thinks that means it'll taste even better!
19:14Aw, jeez!
19:16You space goats aren't getting this test!
19:34Aw, jeez!
19:37That didn't go so well!
19:40Hey, Synobi!
19:41There's no way around it!
19:43You gotta give him that test!
19:44But I may never ever get a perfect score again!
19:49No!
19:52Oooh!
19:55Nooo!
19:56Aaaaaah!
19:58Ah!
19:58Noooooooo!
20:01They kinda look like...
20:03they're gonna hurl!
20:09what he says it's the foulest thing he's ever tasted
20:16he says it tastes like rotting fish heads and icky garnicky peppers
20:19putrefying it all mushed together in the kitchen trash on a hot summer day
20:23he says it's like stuffing your toe the pain drops through your body
20:26dropping you to the floor making you scream for your mommy
20:29he's not done he says it tastes like being kissed by a wolf who's just lit
20:33the fungus on the toenails of a filthy barret
20:44yep just another day and no ufos
20:49thank goodness those goats finally went home
20:52yeah but they still took my perfect score don't worry
20:56all you gotta do is focus and study hard so you'll be prepared
21:00that's how you get a perfect score i'm home
21:03guess what i just ran into your teacher mr s
21:07he said you should show me your test
21:08well you see i got a hundred percent but
21:12it's true he got a perfect score but the space goats ate it
21:17yeah here's what's left of it
21:23space goats ate it you expect me to believe that
21:26how could you get another zero it's the truth mom
21:29it's the aliens fault if you're gonna come up with an excuse it's better be better than space goats
21:39who wouldn't want to work at the mystery shack because grunkle stan is hiring
21:43okay who's next we've got a whole day of gravity falls plus
21:57grunkle stan's last mystery shack interviews starts sunday at 11 on disney xd
22:06i have no idea what a disney xd is
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