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Happy's Place (2024) Season 2 Episode 18
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00:06you know i kind of like this younger crowd that the speakeasy is bringing in
00:09a couple of them told me that i look like sabrina carpenter's grandmother
00:15these young people fill me with hope for people who own hat stores
00:22are all these people waiting to get into the speakeasy wow isabella must be thrilled you'd
00:28think but she's really stressed out she's worried if people have to wait too long they'll leave and
00:33never come back worried i've seen people that taste coffee for living less on edge thank you all so
00:40much for waiting it won't be much longer wait wait no where are you going get back here isabella come
00:46here no but i have to stop them from giving away dakota dakota go get their license plate number
00:52oh but last time i almost got run over
00:56we give you house insurance go
01:00isabella you can't force people to stay it's not like we're selling them time-shared condos
01:06yeah i got stuck in one of those sales pitches once
01:08luckily i was on my way to a concert later so i was wearing adult diapers
01:14i really want to hear about that later but right now it's isabella that's acting like a lunatic
01:19i know i know i should calm down just because one group got tired of waiting doesn't mean
01:26everyone will actually several have left they're just the ones you saw
01:31is that helpful let me answer that for you no what am i going to do bobby all these people
01:37want
01:37to get in the club but i can't fit them that's great news waiting for something makes people want
01:43it more another situation where adult diapers come in handy yeah is that helpful let me answer it for
01:52you no i just wish there were a way to keep people from leaving while they wait
01:58oh another group is leaving block the door from upstairs which means you can bring another group up
02:07oh oh right uh thanks uh kenison party of four are you ready to move forward with your reservation
02:18and backwards in time please go up and enjoy the 1920s
02:27that girl's gonna give herself a conniption we gotta find a way to help her keep these people in here
02:33how they want mocktails not alcohol if this generation doesn't get drunk
02:39how are they gonna accidentally create the next generation
02:43do you still have that lemon seltzer water yeah from now on it's a citrus fizz
02:49brilliant and i'll give all the mixers mocktail names and i'll serve those
02:54and we charge the same as if it had alcohol
02:57ah cha-ching oh man i love this generation
03:04sometimes it feels like a big old fight
03:08to get through the day and sleep on through the night
03:12but here you'll find a place that'll surely lift your spirits
03:18you belong in half beach place
03:24steve i need to talk
03:25okay just one second
03:27yeah almost done
03:29closing in on the finish line
03:33what about monica
03:34next time start with that
03:37what about monica
03:39i didn't say monica
03:41i said harmonica
03:45i learned to play
03:46we might start a band
03:48big blowing emet and little stevie whistles
03:57why is he being all sneaky talking about monica
04:00did he forget i'm the one that broke up with him
04:02he's just uncomfortable you know like an accountant being forced to talk to his boss
04:06about the love life of her chef ex-boyfriend
04:11so he's calling it a love life now
04:13oh good he didn't pick up on my hint
04:16yeah i got your hint
04:18and you shouldn't feel uncomfortable talking about it
04:20because i'm perfectly fine with it
04:22yeah see you're doing that thing
04:23where your words don't match your tone
04:27i'm perfectly fine with it
04:30and now your tone's not matching your face
04:34bobby i hate to ask
04:36but our friendship and my need to pry compels me
04:40is it possible you still have feelings for emet
04:43of course i do
04:45i was about to tell the man i loved him
04:47that kind of stuff just doesn't go away overnight
04:50then why don't you try to work it out with him
04:53i don't want to talk about it
04:54okay
04:54you're fine with it
04:56you're not fine with it
04:57just pick a lane already
05:00seaborn party of four seaborn
05:04great
05:05it's like i lost more customers
05:07oh no seaborn party's right over there enjoying their mocktails
05:11what
05:12yeah
05:12they come here won't be sober
05:14we're gonna keep them sober
05:17you're selling mocktails
05:18yeah
05:19my favorite is the agua fresca
05:24it's ice water with a packet of sugar
05:32but that's my thing
05:35you stole my thing
05:37i'm just trying to help
05:38what's gotten into you
05:41what's gotten into me
05:42yeah
05:42i mean you stabbed me in the back
05:44so i guess a knife's gotten into me
05:46okay that's just the stress talking
05:49no don't do that
05:50don't just dismiss me
05:51i am being perfectly calm
05:52hey
05:53her face does the same thing yours does
06:00can you guys keep it down
06:03sober people can hear everything
06:07can we talk about this at home
06:08no because then it'll be like it always is
06:11you'll be all reasonable and i'll feel bad and apologize and we'll hug and nothing will ever actually get resolved
06:17i won't be reasonable i promise
06:20you know you two should see a counselor
06:22it really helped out my sister and her husband
06:25yeah right
06:26i think that's a great idea
06:28what
06:29we can't see a couple's counselor
06:31we're singles
06:33anyone in a relationship can see a counselor
06:35and we are in a relationship
06:36okay keep it down
06:40this is tennessee
06:44opening the speakeasy has caused a lot of tension between us
06:47clearly we have some unresolved issues
06:49oh maybe for you but i'm fine
06:51okay you can't solve a problem if you can't admit you have one
06:55but i don't have one
06:58that's why we're going to therapy
06:59okay i'll schedule us an appointment
07:03how did i wind up going to therapy with my sister
07:06that's a question that you should ask the therapist
07:16steve
07:20hello
07:25steve
07:29is somebody looking for me
07:31okay i don't need your pity
07:36steve
07:40what are you doing
07:41hot yoga get in here
07:46okay
07:47that wasn't a scream of fright
07:49it was a scream of delight
07:54so what's up
07:56uh
07:56i need some advice on how to handle monica
07:59monica you say
08:02no
08:03that's weird
08:05came out of the bathroom after i heard what i thought was a young girl in trouble
08:12and i could have sworn i heard you tell steve that you needed some advice about monica
08:18it was a scream of delight
08:21excuse me i'm needed somewhere
08:23anyway
08:24yeah
08:24and somewhere is here
08:27this is a private conversation
08:29well maybe to you
08:30but as monica's best friend i just think somebody should be in here to represent her interests
08:35i thought bobby was your best friend you can't have two best friends
08:39i don't
08:40i don't
08:40i am monica's bobby is mine we each have one it's science
08:45well i don't know much about science but i don't know maybe it is
08:48it's not science
08:52anyway so what's happening with monica
08:55well
08:56we've gone out a few times
08:58and uh
08:59the last time
09:00we kissed
09:02oh
09:03and what happened then
09:05keep in mind i don't want to form a mental image of you two doing anything
09:10i'm okay with it
09:13nothing happened
09:14tell you the truth
09:16i felt like it was kind of wrong
09:18well are you sure you were doing it right
09:21were you using your lips
09:23because i dated this surgeon who used way too much nose
09:28the kiss was fine
09:29all right i felt like i was kissing a friend
09:33so now you want to break up with her
09:34oh that could be bad for us
09:37a health inspector with an axe to grind
09:39sounds like the premise of an ocd horror film
09:42not if i can find a way to let her down
09:45easy
09:45well
09:46if you want to spare her feelings emmet
09:48the best thing that you can do is just act like a complete jerk
09:52you get that from the nose guy
09:58this way she will be the one to break things off
10:01while keeping her dignity
10:03what about my dignity
10:04yeah well that'll be gone
10:07good god just be honest man
10:10you're both adults she'll understand
10:12it's not that hard people
10:16you know what
10:17he's right
10:19okay
10:20is anyone else
10:22ticked off that dakota just eavesdrops on our conversations
10:31what i didn't get to offer my advice
10:34okay what's your advice
10:36same as dakota's but now he'll get all the credit
10:42okay here it is dr russell peabody the third
10:46well pardon me
10:49it's his name
10:50he didn't have a say in picking it
10:52yeah he didn't have to add the third
10:55sounds kind of bragging if you ask me
10:58you know bobby if you just relax
11:00you could enjoy yourself
11:01you might even learn something about yourself
11:03i don't want to
11:06i don't want to know something about me
11:07i'll ask myself
11:10yeah that's good
11:13did i say something funny
11:14well i ain't laughing at the coffee
11:19if you don't want to talk about yourself
11:20why are you here
11:22that's a good point
11:23come on isbella let's go
11:24we're staying
11:26and we're here
11:28because we recently opened a new business together
11:30and it's causing a lot of tension between us
11:32i think it's because of unresolved issues
11:34and i think it's because she's cranky
11:38well i don't think you're going to get very far
11:39with a partner who's scared to look at herself
11:41what are you talking about
11:43i can look at myself just fine
11:45sounds like i hit a nerve
11:46well i think you're a big old butt
11:48how's that sound
11:50like i hit another one
11:52two for two
11:54sorry but patients who don't know each other
11:56don't usually talk to each other in the waiting room
11:58yeah yeah yeah yeah
12:00and doctors don't usually talk to their patients in the waiting room either
12:03but here i am
12:05dr russ
12:07the third
12:18i know what you're doing by the way
12:20oh yeah
12:21what's that
12:22you're being unorthodox
12:24so that we'll become uncomfortable
12:26and you're hoping that we say something revealing
12:28because uncomfortable people can't stop talking
12:30am i right
12:30i'm right aren't i
12:32tell me that i am currently correct
12:36well i'd check my psych 101 textbook
12:38but i left it at my beach house
12:40no maybe it was my lake house
12:41no i think it was my beach house
12:43anyway would you like to see my new boat
12:45are you even a real doctor
12:47because you act like a janitor who decided to have a little fun
12:50i am a real doctor
12:52i am a real doctor and look i even went through your pre-session information sheets i asked you all
12:56to fill out
12:56here's bobby's
12:58and here is some
13:00of isabella's
13:05so is this where you tell us about our hang-ups and try to fix us
13:08oh
13:09it doesn't work that way bobby
13:10see this could take months of peeling back the emotional layers before we even begin to see what the real
13:17problems are
13:17no i think i got you all figured out
13:23isabella you'd rather analyze your feelings and deal with them
13:25you think if you can put a name to them they'll just go away
13:29sweetie that ain't how feelings work
13:32i disagree
13:35understanding is the first step to acceptance
13:37and i can't argue every pinterest quote you've read
13:42okay what about me
13:43oh you got something going on
13:45yeah
13:45but you're too afraid to look at it
13:47and until you do you'll pretend there's not a problem
13:50and your relationships
13:51they'll continue to suffer
13:55okay then
13:58good to know
13:59we done
14:00well i feel better
14:01so sure
14:02i could do you too
14:07but i'm not going to
14:16hey
14:16what you thinking
14:20mostly how i wish you'd
14:22quit staring at me like that
14:25you're always so honest
14:27that's one of the things i love about you
14:29what
14:30oh don't worry
14:31oh don't worry
14:32i don't mean love love
14:33i would never say that first
14:37no matter how i felt
14:42well that's good to know
14:44well i could totally understand why the guy might be nervous saying it
14:48but
14:49you can't win the prize unless you shoot your shot right cowboy pow pow
14:55pow pow pow pow yeah
14:57are you drinking this water
15:00that's another thing i love about you you just take what you want you don't care
15:06listen monica can we talk i mean of course i mean of course i'm all yours i mean ears i'm
15:12all yours
15:13monica let's do this more of this
15:16go ahead
15:17go ahead
15:17uh going out with you this past month has been
15:21it's been great
15:22and and and really really fun you know i told my mom the same thing about you
15:28you should meet her
15:29hey we could visit her grave together
15:34i want to go back to just being friends
15:39what
15:40i love spending time with you
15:43but i just don't have those feelings for you
15:51monica
15:52are you okay
15:54can you
15:55can you say something please
15:59i didn't mean to lead you on
16:01i didn't mean to do that
16:03oh
16:08this is probably awful i mean can you not make those noises people are staring at
16:18are you breathing monica
16:21you gotta breathe you know what just go ahead and make the noise
16:28not today mama not today
16:37hey slugger how you doing
16:40still ticked off at that therapist
16:42oh forget about him he's a quack
16:45no i mean he was right
16:47he was just so dismissive
16:50what do you mean he was right
16:51i mean i do analyze my feelings to put a name to them
16:56that's why i study psychology that's why anybody studies psychology
17:00mm-hmm got a good point there
17:03but i don't do it to make the feelings go away i do it so i can understand them and
17:08accept them
17:08and for the record i have never been on pinterest
17:13well he might have been right about you but he was wrong about me
17:17no he wasn't
17:19you definitely have issues you don't deal with
17:21i have issues because i was selling mocktails and trying to help you
17:26sorry i'm a terrible person
17:29not about with me
17:30about with emmett and that definitely hurt your relationship
17:34what hurt our relationship was him keeping daddy's secret from me
17:38well he kept it from me too
17:40if i can forgive him why can't you
17:42oh i don't know but i bet you can tell me why
17:47i think it's because he reminds you of what happy did
17:51you know what for your information i've forgiven daddy
17:54really that's not that easy especially after what he did to you
17:58not to me mama
18:02to you to emmett everybody
18:05he hurt a lot of people
18:08how can he do that
18:11i don't know
18:11and i know you want to forgive him
18:14but you can't do that unless you fully accept what he did first
18:17it's hard
18:19i loved him so much
18:21i can't handle not liking him
18:25talking about it helps
18:28i was pretty unfair to emmett wasn't i
18:32yeah you were
18:34it's never too late you know
18:37you're right
18:39hey what do you say we both go apologize to emmett see if he'll take us back
18:43really yes
18:45i'm kidding
18:48it's just a me thing
18:50oh right
18:54i'm glad that you like the aqua fresca
18:56but the recipe is an old family secret
19:00oh sorry we're out of everything
19:03so
19:05how did it go
19:05did you take my advice
19:06yes
19:07and i hate myself
19:14what happened
19:14he took your advice when he broke up with monica
19:17maybe next time
19:18keep it to yourself
19:23hey emmett
19:24not in the mood to talk right now bobby
19:26i know but i just heard about monica
19:28did you
19:29did you hear how i took that sweet wonderful person
19:33and ripped her heart out
19:36not exactly like that
19:38you know i used to be happy
19:40you know i used to be happy
19:41not too high
19:41not too low
19:42just like
19:44solid
19:46until i started dating again
19:48funny you should bring that up
19:50funny you should bring that up
19:50i broke that girl's heart bobby
19:56just like you broke mine
19:58i know i did and i'm sorry
20:02that's it for me
20:03that's it for me
20:04i'm done with dating
20:05from now on
20:08i just want to be solid
20:17then i want that for you too
20:24i heard
20:26what are you gonna do
20:28same thing he did for me
20:30give him time
20:38you can come on in
20:45monica
20:46monica ulrich
20:46pleasure
20:49uh where's your partner
20:50sir i'm a health inspector
20:52we work alone
20:56oh you mean personal partner
20:58uh yeah i'm uh
20:59uh
21:00i don't have one
21:01okay well i'm a couples counselor
21:04yeah exactly
21:05uh you see my boyfriend broke up with me
21:07and i was hoping that you could teach me how to get him back
21:14have a seat
21:19well this has been a fun week
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