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00:04Hello, Michael.
00:05Hello, Chris.
00:07Are you ready?
00:08You know, to tell you the truth, I'm not, but come in anyway.
00:11I'm just about to put the kettle on.
00:12Thanks.
00:46Happy Friday.
00:48Happy Friday to you.
00:49And welcome to our Paul McCartney at Prince special.
00:53And good luck to anyone and everyone who's running the London Marathon this weekend.
00:58How about we begin with some super tips from some super ladies.
01:02First of all, Emma B.
01:04My name's Emma B and I'm running the London Marathon for the first time.
01:10And my super tip is if you're pooing your pants, it's OK.
01:13We're all pooing our pants.
01:17And I've heard that you can actually poo your pants on race day as well.
01:23It's true.
01:24That is actually true.
01:25Happens all the time.
01:27Nice one, Emma.
01:27All right.
01:28Here comes super tip number two.
01:30I'm Bryony Gordon and I've run the London Marathon four times.
01:37And my top marathon tip is enjoy the fact that the London Marathon is one of the few socially
01:43acceptable places in the world where it is encouraged to take Vaseline off a stranger.
01:50And by the way, come and see me if you need any extra.
01:54I always take loads.
01:57Super tip number three.
01:59Hi, I'm Paula Radcliffe.
02:01Yay!
02:02And I've won the London Marathon.
02:04Hooray!
02:06Three times.
02:07Yay!
02:08Big up me!
02:09Yay!
02:10And my super tip is plan the run and run the plan.
02:15Yay!
02:17Oh, yeah.
02:17And don't trust a fart after halfway.
02:19Yay!
02:20Paul Radcliffe!
02:21Yay!
02:23Thank you, ladies.
02:24And what's going on?
02:24Good luck to anyone, everyone, running the London Marathon this weekend.
02:26All right, let's do It's Your Letters.
02:30It's your letters, it's your letters.
02:33No, it's your letters, it's your letters.
02:38It's your letters, it's your letters.
02:42Well, maybe it is, maybe it is.
02:45Very good, very good.
02:49Thank you, New Order, for that It's Your Letters.
02:51And rumours in the news this week that New Order are getting back together.
02:54Please, God, let that happen.
02:57All right, we do have a letter here.
02:59It's a letter from Jolly Jill in Hammerhill.
03:02Jill says, hey, Chris.
03:04I love it.
03:06You should never get sick of it.
03:08You might, but we don't.
03:09Hey, Chris, Will was great last week.
03:10How about you get Will back again?
03:12Well, hey, let's do it for Jill in Hammerhill.
03:14Where there's Will, there's Wayne.
03:15Where there's Jill, there's Will.
03:16Hey!
03:18Yay!
03:21Yay!
03:22Yay!
03:23Yay!
03:24Yay!
03:25Yay!
03:26Hey, Will.
03:27Hey, Will.
03:28Hey, Will.
03:29Welcome to our Paul McCartney and Prince special.
03:31Thank you very much.
03:31Bless you for saying that Jill from Hammerhill wanted me back, because I know she doesn't
03:34exist.
03:35No, she doesn't exist.
03:36But everybody does want you back anyway.
03:37That is a fact.
03:38Okay, what pub genius do you have for us today?
03:40Well, for that, Chris, you're going to have to wait for part two at our Paul McCartney pub.
03:44How come?
03:45How come we got away?
03:46What's going on?
03:46Because I thought first we'd play a game of our favourite old gummies to play all the time,
03:51TFI Trump.
03:52TFI!
03:53All right, deal, deal, all right.
03:55Okay, you do?
03:56Yes!
03:57Okay.
03:58That's you.
03:58All right, okay, okay, okay, okay.
04:01I'm going to go for Frank Dottori's magic trick.
04:05Oh, I'm going to go for the incredibly tall old lady.
04:08Okay, I've got 88 here for Fun Factor.
04:10Oh, 82.
04:1188!
04:13Hang on, Frank Dottori.
04:14One more!
04:15Go on!
04:17Ready?
04:18Yeah, go on.
04:19Let's go, mate.
04:19Let's go.
04:20Up!
04:21Up!
04:23Help me!
04:24Help me!
04:24Chris, let me go!
04:25Let me go!
04:26Get up!
04:26Get down!
04:28Frank Dottori!
04:32Still pretty good, right?
04:33Yeah, pretty good.
04:33Frankie's still got it.
04:34But 1-0 to me.
04:35Okay.
04:35I'm going to go for The Girl Who Cries Milk.
04:39Oh, very good.
04:41I'll go Noel Gallagher's mad chat in my flat.
04:46Fun Factor 81.
04:4895.
04:4990!
04:51Welcome to the show.
04:52What's your name?
04:53My name's Lindsay Houston.
04:54And where are you from, Lindsay Houston?
04:55I'm from Gosport.
04:56And you are how old?
04:58I am 15.
04:5915 years old.
05:00So it's Lindsay from Gosport.
05:00She's 15 years old, Gosport near Portsmouth.
05:02Yep, that's right.
05:05And you brought your friends with you on a minibus of some sort.
05:08Oh, lovely.
05:09So tell us, when did you first start Cry Milk?
05:11What happened?
05:12About two years ago.
05:13I went around my friend Sarah's house.
05:15And we were just playing around with milk.
05:18Playing around with milk.
05:20Yeah.
05:22And I took it up my nose, she made me laugh and came out my eyes.
05:26And now you can do it whenever you want to.
05:28I can.
05:28Okay, now I've seen this once and I saw it on Wednesday on videotape.
05:31We've rehearsed it three times and I've not been able to watch it once.
05:34So if you're of a screamish disposition here or at home, don't look because it will make you chunder.
05:38All right, are you ready?
05:41Oh, I am.
05:41Okay, Lindsay will now cry milk.
05:48Oh, my God.
05:50Oh!
05:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
05:58That's enough, that's enough.
06:00That's enough.
06:02Thank you, thank you.
06:12You're right.
06:13Oh, my gosh.
06:15The girl who cried milk, how great was she?
06:17Real name, Lindsay Houston.
06:18She lives now in Sydney and is very happily married to an Australia.
06:23All right, the decider.
06:24Are you ready for the decider?
06:25Yep.
06:26Okay, my go.
06:26What about the wooden bird with purple hair?
06:29Oh, classy.
06:30Oh, I've nailed this one.
06:32I've got the thing that everybody wants to see, which is you being thrown out of a window.
06:37Can't argue with that.
06:39Well, there's the thumbs up.
06:40Chris will be on.
06:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
06:50All right, Will wins 2-1.
06:53Are you coming back in part two?
06:54I am.
06:54The Paul McCartney part.
06:55He's back in the Paul McCartney part with Pub Genius!
07:00Does anyone know if we're all single?
07:03We all love, actually, our next guest.
07:06So much so that it feels like he's part of my family.
07:10He's returning once again as our favourite detective in Beyond Paradise, which continues on Fridays
07:14on the BBC, because we're all partial for a bit of Chris Marshall.
07:28Are you loving this as much as you're loving Aston Villa at the moment?
07:314-3 last weekend.
07:32Yay!
07:34One more win in Champions League.
07:36The Champignons League is in the bag.
07:39Where did you watch the match last weekend?
07:41Last weekend, I watched the match in my house last weekend.
07:45Yeah.
07:46It was a seven-goal thriller, wasn't it?
07:47It was a seven-goal thriller.
07:49And you were down in the dumps.
07:52Didn't they write you a letter or something?
07:53Oh, when I had my accident?
07:54Yeah.
07:55Yeah, yeah, I'm actually recovering from an accident right now.
07:57I know, I saw you just take a sling off.
07:59It's like, is that a prop?
08:01Is that a...
08:01No, it was a slight skiing mishap, which is probably the most middle-class thing I've ever said in my
08:05life.
08:06Yeah, there are other middle-class phrases I've ever said, but that's pretty much up there.
08:09I've got to be honest.
08:10Broken collarbone, two places.
08:12So what happened with you and the accident and the letter from Villa?
08:15So, yeah, so I had an accident in Bristol about 20, nearly 20 years ago.
08:19Right.
08:20Got hit by a car.
08:21Yeah, these things sort of happened to me.
08:23I don't know why.
08:28And they sent me this wonderful card signed by all the players and the manager.
08:31And it was a superb thing and I go up all the time and see them and I just love
08:38Villa.
08:38Of course you do.
08:39It's such a lovely club.
08:40Yeah, they are a lovely club.
08:41They're doing so, so well at the moment.
08:42So a skiing accident, a recent skiing accident, looks like a shoulder thing.
08:47Yeah, a broken shoulder.
08:48A broken shoulder?
08:49Yeah, a broken collarbone, two places.
08:51Oh, OK.
08:51Two places.
08:52Have you been skiing twice?
08:56Uh...
08:57One in Maribel and one in...
08:58Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:00OK.
09:01OK, Beyond Paradise is back.
09:02It's doing great business yet again.
09:04Here we are in season four.
09:05Come on, Beyond Paradise.
09:07I'll just clap with one hand if that's all right.
09:10Yeah.
09:11What's the sound of one hand clapping?
09:12That is actually the sound of one hand clapping.
09:14One hand clapping.
09:15All right.
09:16And is it fair to say that in the most recent episode just gone,
09:19you had the least baddie, or the least bad baddie?
09:23Would that be fair enough?
09:24What would I say again?
09:24The least bad baddie?
09:25Yeah, because the mermaid.
09:28Oh, yeah, the least bad baddie.
09:29Yeah.
09:30Isn't that fair enough?
09:31It's like a...
09:32Yeah, yeah, that's the least bad baddie.
09:34I would say so, wouldn't you?
09:35Yeah, the mermaid.
09:36The mermaid.
09:36They're not bad baddies, are they?
09:38Yeah, well, I'm...
09:40Well, they live in a lair.
09:41Yeah.
09:42So...
09:42Has anybody ever met a mermaid they don't like?
09:44I don't think so.
09:45I don't know.
09:46I don't know.
09:46I don't know.
09:47Mermaids, I mean, they get a good rap.
09:49Yeah, they do.
09:49They do.
09:50Beyond Paralyzed is all about its setting, its location.
09:53Yeah.
09:54It's, you know, it's sort of the weird and wonderfulness that is the West Country.
09:58Yeah.
09:58And the coast and the wild savagery of the coast.
10:01So, why wouldn't you have mermaids?
10:02We have mermaids, we have green men.
10:04Yeah.
10:04We have little green men.
10:06Yeah.
10:06We have writers who are topping themselves in the bath.
10:11That's not very West Country, but...
10:12But, you know, I mean, we cover all bases.
10:15You've landed loose today, haven't you?
10:17Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:17Don't shake the arm, Chris, too much.
10:18Oh, my God.
10:19It's that arm.
10:21Oh, my God.
10:21Oh, my God.
10:22I'm so sorry.
10:23I'm so sorry.
10:24Someone came up to me.
10:25Oh, my gosh.
10:26Someone came up to me in the pub yesterday.
10:27And they went...
10:28Yesterday they came up to me in the pub and they went...
10:30Oh!
10:31I was like, wow, amazing.
10:33So, it could have been worse.
10:35It's all good.
10:35It could have been worse.
10:36It could have been worse.
10:37You got married recently.
10:38Congratulations.
10:39Yay!
10:40Oh, in the show.
10:41Yes!
10:43I did.
10:44Yes.
10:44You're on to talk about Beyond Paradise.
10:47I had to talk about Beyond Paradise, not my bad shoulder.
10:49Yeah, yeah.
10:49Or my wife for 15 years.
10:51Yeah, no, no.
10:52This is a different...
10:52My new wife, my screen wife.
10:55It's a different situation.
10:56Wonderful wedding.
10:58Obviously had the wonderful Don Warrington as my best man.
11:03And, yeah, superb.
11:04Do you watch old cop shows?
11:06Is it true that you are huge fans of old cop shows and you try to sort of, you know...
11:12Yeah.
11:12...sow them into the tapestry that is Beyond Paradise?
11:15Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:16So, I was a huge fan of shows growing up like The Rockford Files.
11:20Yeah.
11:21I know it's technically not a cop.
11:22He's a private investigator.
11:23But, you know, Jim Rockford.
11:25Yeah.
11:25Columbo.
11:26Marple.
11:27Barnaby Jones.
11:28Do you know Barnaby Jones?
11:28No, I can't remember Barnaby Jones.
11:29Yeah.
11:30A bit before your time, maybe.
11:33Looking good.
11:34Take that.
11:35A bit before my time as well.
11:37But, uh...
11:37Oh, all right.
11:38But, uh, he...
11:39So, I like to sort of, like, encompass, pay homages to all those cops that I loved growing
11:45up and movies I loved.
11:48You know, I put in little homages all over the place, like, to Withnell and I and movies
11:53The Great Escape and stuff like that.
11:54I just love sort of imbuing my performance with those.
11:58Because every day you come in, you've got to try something new.
12:01You want to keep it fresh.
12:03You are fresh, man.
12:04Well, I'm trying to keep fresh.
12:05You seem to be sort of relaxing into the most scatty version of yourself I've ever experienced.
12:14And, let's face it...
12:15Sketchy or scatty?
12:16Both, in a way.
12:17Do you know what I mean?
12:18You seem to be sort of really free.
12:21I'm sort of loving where I am at the moment.
12:23Good for you, mate.
12:25Have you been asked to go on Traitors?
12:28No.
12:28Come on, you must have been.
12:30Wow.
12:31No.
12:32Would you go on if you were asked?
12:33No.
12:33No?
12:34Have you been asked on any of those kind of shows?
12:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:37Can you give us the top three?
12:38Yeah, strictly, strictly and strictly.
12:40Yeah.
12:40Yeah.
12:41Wow.
12:42Beyond Paradise is great, right?
12:43And I think it's all the greater for the fact that you are like you are, right?
12:48Because it's a square peg in a round hole and that's fun, isn't it?
12:52That's punk in itself.
12:53And it's quite a mad little show.
12:55It is.
12:55And I love it, yeah.
12:57Do you think it could get a lot...
12:58I mean, we're in season four now.
12:59Yeah.
13:00Why don't...
13:01When five, six, seven, you know, that's probably where it's going to be and where it's going
13:06to go and you'll all be happy at the end of maybe six series.
13:09Do you think they could really stir it up in season five?
13:12Just get it.
13:13Well, season five, we're about to start shooting season five.
13:15All right, put it in the neutral bullet and have all the fun with it.
13:18Go on, I dare you.
13:19Yeah, okay.
13:19What do you think?
13:20Well, I mean, how long can a marriage last?
13:22No!
13:23I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
13:26I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
13:28Absolutely.
13:28You're so not kidding.
13:29You're so not kidding.
13:30Absolutely.
13:31I'm not going to give away spoilers.
13:32I don't know.
13:33They haven't written it yet.
13:34It sounds like you do know.
13:36It sounds like they have.
13:38Do you ever get...
13:39Do you ever try and wheedle things in that you like doing?
13:42I mean, like, would he go to Aston Villa?
13:47I mean, I would love to get that in the show.
13:49You've got to try.
13:50It's a long way from Plymouth, though.
13:52Well, it wasn't that far from Bath.
13:54No, no, no.
13:56You've made me joke if he's not your thing, Chris.
13:58No, no, no, no, it's not.
14:00Geography's not my thing.
14:01It's, um, I don't know.
14:04I'm always like, let's get us a surfing episode.
14:08Yeah.
14:08We haven't had one of those yet.
14:09Yeah.
14:10All right, but you're not, I mean, you've got to be careful.
14:12So you can't swim, you can't run, I would imagine, at the moment.
14:14You can't surf at the moment.
14:15Can't do anything at the moment.
14:16Can't do anything at the moment.
14:17Apart from give great interview on this show!
14:21Let's hear it for Chris Marshall!
14:24Never disappointing.
14:25Beyond Paradise continues to be on the BBC.
14:27We're on season four.
14:29It's great.
14:29People love it.
14:30People watch it in their millions.
14:31Once again, Chris Marshall, Beyond Paradise.
14:35Surfer, swimmer, runner.
14:37Just not at the moment.
14:39No, apparently.
14:40Just no scheme.
14:42No scheme.
14:44Still to come, Paul McCartney, but first some more TFI gold from NXS.
14:50All you've got is this moment.
14:5621 centuries yesterday.
14:59You can carry on the wall.
15:05Hey!
15:25In excess.
15:27Wow!
15:27In excess on TFI Friday.
15:28Loads of TFI gold on YouTube.
15:30Just like a TFI and you'll see it all.
15:31And by the way, the first nine episodes of this show, TFI Unplugged, are available on YouTube.
15:36World Pub Genius is back!
15:39This all looks very sophisticated.
15:41This is your normal set-up in a pub.
15:43Yeah, of course it is.
15:44Most pubs have this ready to play with.
15:47All right, what are you claiming to be able to do here?
15:48Well, I'm claiming I will be able to put these four eggs into those pints without touching anything with my
15:55hands.
15:55Can't be done!
15:57Oh, come on!
16:01Oh, come on!
16:04Non-believers.
16:05Can be done.
16:07Drumroll, please.
16:08All right?
16:10Not too odd.
16:16Oh, come on!
16:22Oh, come on!
16:43Absolute disaster!
17:01Oh, we've had a review in The Guardian.
17:08This cosy yet hectic revival just about justifies its inexpensive existence.
17:15We've had worse. We'll take it.
17:18All right, let's have something very special.
17:21My next guest is the one and only...
17:24Paul McCartney!
18:07Now, Paul, Paul, on your new album you've played most of the instruments yourself.
18:13A lot of them, yeah.
18:14OK. And you're a great drummer, apparently.
18:16Well, I do a bit, you know, on the sly.
18:18Can you do this? Can you do this? Can you do this?
18:24That's not called for in many of the songs which I've been doing.
18:28Can you do it?
18:29Can I do it? No.
18:30Go on up and go.
18:34He knew! He knew he could do it!
18:36Near it.
18:37Now, look, we've had some friends faxes with some questions.
18:40And these are the genuine faxes.
18:42We're going to show them on the screen just to prove it to you.
18:43If you want the proof, there you are.
18:45And the first question is from Bono.
18:48Bono's faxes from America.
18:50We've asked all these people, if they could ask Paul one question,
18:52what would it be?
18:52And here's the fax from Bono.
18:54It says, Paul, when I hear someone else's great song,
18:57I feel both elated and sick as a pig that I didn't write it.
19:00Do you ever feel the same way from Bono?
19:03Er, yeah, sometimes. Not really sick as a pig.
19:06I'm slightly jealous.
19:08And is there any one song that you thought, oh, that I'd like?
19:10Yeah, you know that Billy Joe one?
19:12Don't go changing.
19:15I thought that was very good meself.
19:19All right, that's Bono's.
19:20Sean Ryder faxed us with a question.
19:22Sean Ryder.
19:24Sean's question is, what were you on when you wrote the frog chorus?
19:28Now, that's Sean's question, not mine.
19:30OK?
19:30Yeah.
19:31I was smoking pipes and drinking wine late at night.
19:35But, you know, it was inspirational, I thought.
19:39OK.
19:39Well, that's Sean's question.
19:41Probably you are.
19:42Question for Sir Paul McCartney from Richard and Judy this one.
19:46Here it is.
19:47Genuine facts.
19:48Why are you on TFI Friday and not this morning?
19:53It's a much cooler show.
20:00But we like them, not when we do.
20:02We love them.
20:02We do love them.
20:03Yeah.
20:03Now, I think this is an absolute cracker.
20:05From Robert Smith of The Cure.
20:07Dear Paul, have you ever made a crop circle?
20:10I've heard rumours that you're involved.
20:13Can you pass on any tips?
20:15As when I tried to do one in Wales recently, you went horribly wrong.
20:19Yeah, well, Robert, love.
20:22What you have to do, you lie in a field and your feet must be at the centre of a
20:27circle.
20:27You shuffle around a few times and then big jumps out.
20:33Huge jumps.
20:34That's how I do it.
20:35Very big jumps.
20:36Skippy like jumps.
20:36Very skippy, hippity-hoppity, out of the field and ring the daily thing.
20:42And get the photograph.
20:43Have you ever had any crop circles in your part of the world?
20:46No, we don't get a lot down where I am.
20:48Are you Sussex or Kent?
20:50Sussex.
20:51Are you short?
20:52Yeah, I'm dead short.
20:54I thought you were in Kent.
20:55I think so.
20:55George Best has faxed us.
20:59George says, I was once known as the fifth Beatle, where's my royalties percentage?
21:05Can you fax there he is?
21:07Yeah, it's in the post, George.
21:10Some delays due to Christmas.
21:12Okay.
21:13We've got another one here.
21:14And this is, oh, you'll like this one.
21:16This is from Ringo Starr.
21:18Oh, really?
21:18No, really.
21:19Really?
21:20It really is, from Starling Music Limited.
21:22Rocking.
21:23All right.
21:24Ringo's question to Paul is, who is his favourite Beatle?
21:33That's not an easy one, Rinks.
21:37There's no answer, and he knows there's no answer to that.
21:40I love you all.
21:42Because Ringo's playing drums on the album, isn't he?
21:44He is, and he's gorgeous too.
21:46On beautiful night.
21:46I do love him very, very much, but no favourites amongst my children.
21:50Okay.
21:52George is a bit weird, isn't he?
21:53No.
21:55No, he's very good, our George.
21:57He's lovely.
21:58He's lovely.
21:58He's out there, though, isn't he?
22:00No, not really.
22:01He is?
22:02No.
22:03He's done a great album with Ravi Shankar.
22:05Has he?
22:06Yeah, it's very out there, but lovely.
22:07You heard him?
22:07Yeah, gorgeous.
22:08All good?
22:08Yeah, penultimate track cracker.
22:10All right.
22:12Melinda Messenger.
22:14Yeah.
22:14Right.
22:16To Alex, she says, which is strange, but she doesn't.
22:18I just requested a question for Paul McCartney.
22:20If you could be in one of the bands that are around now, which band would it be?
22:25Oh, well, um, it would have been Nirvana, but no longer.
22:31Right.
22:32Um, and now who would it be?
22:35Joe Loss.
22:38I think, I don't know, you've got to go for it.
22:40Joe Loss.
22:40All right, okay.
22:41Joe Loss, yeah.
22:42All right.
22:42Couple more.
22:43Ian Brodie.
22:44Ian Brodie with the Lightning Seeds, everyone.
22:46Sir Paul, he says here.
22:47Yes.
22:48Which footy team, red or blue?
22:50He doesn't know, apparently.
22:51Um, long story, long story, because I claim both of them.
22:56Which isn't really allowed, I know, but my dad was born in Everton.
23:01Right.
23:01Right.
23:02So I'm officially Everton, but they don't do very well.
23:05Liverpool do, and I love Liverpool too, so I'm having them both.
23:09You're having them both.
23:09I don't care.
23:10Right, Liverpool.
23:10Now this is another cracker, Frank Carson, right?
23:13Yeah.
23:13In Frank's handwriting, 26th of June, 97.
23:15Dear Paul, what was the ticket to ride for a bus, train or plane?
23:19And, ticket to ride, and why would you be sad if the girl that's driving you mad was
23:24going away?
23:25If she was driving you mad, you wouldn't, you'd be happy.
23:28It's very good, actually, that, yeah.
23:30Great question.
23:31That's a very good question.
23:32Yeah, that is, yeah.
23:33It was a bus.
23:35Right.
23:35Actually, we were on.
23:36Yep.
23:36And the girl that was driving us mad at the time, we were getting away from her.
23:41We were very happy to get away from her.
23:42And I don't actually have an answer to that, Frank.
23:45But it's a good question.
23:46It's a heck of a question, yes.
23:48Okay.
23:48He knocked on my door once we were doing some show.
23:51He says, I just called to say I love you.
23:56Thank you, Paul.
23:57Our next guest, Superstar Time, is an amazing actor who's currently topping all the TV charts
24:02across the world with the number one show.
24:07The number one show in the world.
24:11Your friends and neighbours continues on Fridays on Apple TV, so let's have all the fun with
24:15Olivia Mark.
24:22That's so lovely.
24:24How are you?
24:25How are you?
24:26I'm afraid, sometimes I'll teach you.
24:29The winner of this, Olivia Barnes, the number one show in the world right now.
24:37How does it feel?
24:39It's really great.
24:40It's so, you know, whenever you do something, you put it out there and a lot of times people
24:44say like no we don't want this and now for this show to be so well received has been so
24:51exciting
24:51well received number number one you're in the number one show in the world yeah i i i heard
24:58that yeah yeah it's so cool isn't it it's so cool so you're here you're working because you're doing
25:02this with me but also hubby's here he's working yeah i'm really here because he's here and we
25:07said like can we go and meet you and come on and do this oh that's nice so yeah for
25:13people who
25:13don't know um olivia is married to tilly's favorite comedian in the world literally in the world
25:19john mulaney and he played the palladium on saturday two nights in a row two nights in a row gosh
25:24and
25:24i'll tell you i was there the the last night and the the british like audience is incredible
25:31like everyone is so energized and it's just it's just an incredible in fact i was sitting up in
25:37one of those um one of those seats you know boxes boxes yeah yeah the royal boxes and there's a
25:44guy
25:44sitting next to me and he was just like slapping his knee and just laughing and i got like a
25:48tickle
25:48in my throat at one point and i start coughing and i start coughing and i can't really stop and
25:54he just
25:55looks over and he goes go outside i'm so sorry respect for the act yeah yeah yeah he was like
26:01respect
26:02for his laughing he wanted to just like yeah out of the way and you were sort of caught between
26:05rock
26:06and a half place because because because he was saying the right thing but it's like it's my husband
26:09don't worry i'm respecting him i respect him all the time i love my husband and i haven't seen his
26:13his set yet i haven't seen any of this tour yet yeah so i wanted to be able to see
26:17every joke and um
26:19and i had to run out and like gag and then come back and he's well he was doing the
26:24same on stage
26:25but from a different in a different way yeah but uh is he still funny then officially your husband
26:29he's still he's still funny john gets loads of mentions in interviews like this with you and i love
26:36it of course because and also you know he's very well known in his own right and you're very happily
26:40married and it's all fun but actually the person that gets the most mentions almost more mentions
26:44than whatever you want to talk about like your friends and neighbors is is malcolm young malcolm
26:48yeah he seemed he seems to be a a 40 year old man in a four-year-old body
26:53he you know so he's got this vernacular that is makes me feel so insecure like he goes um
27:02like the other day he he said he has this the way that he phrases it is like this i'll
27:08come in
27:08and i'll have made him something like that i'm trying to make from scratch and he goes did you think
27:14i
27:14would want this and i'm like no i mean i just i'm not no and he's like and then he'll
27:22come in when
27:23we're i'm like sit down watching tv with him he'll look at me and go did you did you think
27:26i wanted you
27:27to sit with me and i'm like no i just i didn't even see you were there i mean i
27:32just like oh you're
27:33okay yeah it's always like did you think that i would like that wonderful to have you here your
27:39friends and neighbors let's just talk about these houses they're mad these cows are crazy aren't they
27:44there was this one home where um we shot this year and it's massive and um they've been trying to
27:52sell
27:52it but they the economy is different even for really wealthy people and everyone's just a bit
27:57different in how they're buying stuff but he um it was it's like a bowling alley and the basketball court
28:04and a movie theater it's so massive and they've been trying to sell it and this owner was there
28:10on set and started screaming at everybody he started i was like wait what has happened i came
28:14down he was screaming and he's a really big guy and i went right up to him and i was
28:19like hey what
28:21are you doing stop yelling at our crew i don't understand what's happening and he was like well
28:24people are are on my floors and um and they're supposed to stay on the carpets and i was like
28:28why did
28:29you rent out your home to us like you're insane he was like well it's also so loud in my
28:34my office
28:35is upstairs and i go if you can own this house and you don't have an office somewhere else that
28:40seems strange and then later and you know like sometimes those big guys are such like they're
28:46just so meek and i think that he was not yeah ready for someone to call him out on it
28:50it was so
28:51crazy he was yelling at like our our background actors and i thought this is this is so crazy and
28:56then
28:56he was like he got really sheepish and his wife came over and she's like he wants to apologize he's
29:00like i'm sorry and um yeah and you know what he was wearing this is not a joke he was
29:06wearing um
29:06keep calm and carry on yeah and i was like hmm nice yeah but also in those neighborhoods
29:15we've had to if you look at this season we've had to like find new homes and have new reasons
29:19like
29:20someone sold their home let's move on because these really wealthy neighborhoods one person is like
29:24they they love our show or they want to do it so they're like yeah we're going to rent out
29:27our
29:27our home and then all the neighbors are really mad because these really wealthy people are like we
29:32don't care that you guys are on tv like don't be in our neighborhood but somebody does let us and
29:38it
29:38creates a lot of problems for us there's a show behind the show isn't it yeah in a way i
29:42mean they're
29:43very mad does anybody do any of that kind of filming around that yeah you'd think that we would
29:48have thought of that season three bring it on would you be around or not yes i'm there she's
29:55there all right and is it is it all the fun is it a fun gang it is a really
30:00looks like you have it
30:01it sort of comes across like you might be having all the fun yeah it's really great and um you
30:06know
30:06last year we had james marston come on and this year we have michelle monaghan so i'm really excited
30:10about because i'm such a fan of hers as well and um and the season two does end on a
30:17cliffhanger
30:17i can say that i can say that because i heard john ham say that on a panel the other
30:22day and i was like
30:22i was like we're allowed to say that the ham can say it yeah yeah so now i'm saying it
30:26well thanks
30:27for coming to see us is it done now yes okay we don't have to be done we don't have
30:33to be done um
30:34i mean you stole food in your career earlier on you can steal anything from here if you like it
30:38doesn't matter take home for real yeah what would john what would john like the camera
30:43you always steal the camera when you turn to all right yeah let's leave it there
30:48olivia merlin's been with us your friends and neighbors continues the number one show in the
30:52world on apple tv it's on all the time watch it you won't regret it once again olivia
30:59still to come hard five but first some tfi gold from fritz
31:02and buy some more yeah if you want to be my baby
31:06got to tell me so overcome a little later better act like you know
31:12you won't give me money my baby come on take my hand
31:40and now from one legend to another here's peter o'toole
31:53i'll tell you what i want what i really really want
31:59tell me what you want what i really really want
32:03I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really, really, really wanna zigger, zigger, hot, do-will.
32:25Does anyone know what F stands for in TFI?
32:30Oh my God, that's naughty.
32:33Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our first guest of the year 2000, and what a great start to the year,
32:38here's Mariah Carey.
33:03Good, thank you.
33:04This is Werther's, our cute car boy.
33:06Nice to meet you.
33:07This is Toby.
33:08How are you doing?
33:09Werther's a big fan of yours, huge fan of yours.
33:12Yeah.
33:13Yeah, loves you to death.
33:14I mean, I love you, but he is madly in love with you.
33:17Well, it's very nice to meet you.
33:21Okay.
33:21Now listen, before we go any further, can I ask you, can I ask you, will you come out with
33:25us tonight for a beer, because you look a right laugh?
33:29I look a right laugh, dear.
33:30Yeah, you do.
33:31Might as well, if you got a little extra beer in the back, ain't nobody drinking it.
33:34Yeah, so, no, seriously, will you come out with me in words for a pint tonight?
33:37Well, I have to do a little taping.
33:39Actually, it'd be great if you would join me for it.
33:42What, the taping?
33:42Mm-hmm.
33:43Is it in the pub?
33:44Okay, well, it was actually worth thinking about doing it in a pub, to be honest with you.
33:48Well, it's sort of this wacky little thing I have going on, and I can tell you about it if
33:51you want.
33:52Okay, what is it?
33:52Okay, I have a tour which begins on February 14th, Valentine's Day, and, um, did you see
33:58the video, by any chance, where I'm fighting the black-haired, evil, bad, evil twin that
34:03I have?
34:03We've got it.
34:04Do you want me to play it for you?
34:05Oh, sure.
34:06We've got it.
34:06That way we can explain what we're talking about.
34:07Yeah, okay.
34:07Well, watch this.
34:08We've got this for you.
34:09Right now.
34:09Okay.
34:27So now we know about that.
34:28Okay.
34:29So, so, thank you very much.
34:31I did all my own stunts, and I was very bruised the next day, but that's besides the point.
34:34Okay.
34:35Now that we know about that, what I'm taping tonight is footage for my tour, which includes
34:40that girl, the evil Mariah, who is called Bianca.
34:43Is she?
34:43She's from Britain, actually.
34:45And she doesn't like me at all.
34:47She hates me.
34:48But if she's played by you, though?
34:49Well, I mean, that's a minor detail.
34:51But she is hosting my tour.
34:54So I don't know what's going to happen, because she's very temperamental.
34:57You know, she has a lot of, um, issues.
35:00Does she want to come on the lash with us?
35:02I think you might like Bianca, better than.
35:03Okay.
35:04Better than you?
35:04You might.
35:05Okay.
35:06Well, I can have Bianca, where this can have you.
35:07Okay.
35:08Whatever.
35:09But there'll only be three of us.
35:14So you're going to film all night, then?
35:16Uh, probably.
35:17Okay.
35:17So you can't come out?
35:18Well, we might.
35:19Maybe we can stop by.
35:20Where are you going to be?
35:21You can't say that, can you?
35:22We're just around.
35:22You'll get swarmed, won't you?
35:24No, we never get swarmed.
35:25People don't like us very much.
35:28So you're here for how long in Britain?
35:30Oh, probably another few hours till I get on the plane and go somewhere else.
35:33I don't even know where I'm going.
35:34But I thought you were still.
35:35In Germany.
35:36Are you not staying here for a while for your tour?
35:37No, I'm coming back for the tour.
35:39First I have to go, oh, all over.
35:41Yeah.
35:41L.A.
35:43Promoting or touring?
35:44Getting ready for the tour, but prior to that.
35:46Getting ready for the tour?
35:47Working out?
35:48No, rehearsing.
35:48I don't even know what I'm doing yet.
35:50That's another minor detail.
35:51When is the tour?
35:52It's February the 14th.
35:53Yeah.
35:54And you've not figured it out?
35:55I like to wing things.
35:56We like to wing things, don't we?
35:58More spontaneous.
35:59Oh, yes, madam.
36:01So when you come back here for the tour, how many nights will you be here for?
36:03Uno.
36:04Just one?
36:05Yeah.
36:05Yeah, it's kind of called one night only.
36:08Well, the reason is because I'm filming a movie in May.
36:11Yeah, because you're an actress now, aren't you?
36:12Well, darling, I think I always have been, haven't I?
36:15Oh, we are, I suppose.
36:17Oh, my God.
36:19So when you come back for that one night, have you got anywhere nice to stay?
36:25Um, like someone's house?
36:26Yeah.
36:27It's always better to stay at a friend's house than at a hotel.
36:29It is more comfortable.
36:31Yeah?
36:31It is more comfortable at home, but I don't have anyone who's offered me their home, so...
36:36Well...
36:36Never mind, I'll stay in a hotel then.
36:38Okay.
36:39What are you going to do?
36:40You seem to me, like nowadays, when you started off...
36:43Uh-huh.
36:43You didn't take yourself very seriously, but, I'm not saying that, but you did, you were
36:46different, and now you seem like you're just having good fun.
36:49Would that be right?
36:50That would be an accurate observation.
36:52Yeah?
36:52In fact.
36:52So where was the fun hiding then?
36:54Oh, it was hiding inside me, but I was not allowed to let it out, you see.
36:58By whom?
36:58Oh, certain people.
37:01Any, in one particular person?
37:02Oh, well, I shouldn't say that, because it would be politically incorrect.
37:06Your ex-husband?
37:06Oh, I wouldn't go that far.
37:10Oh, I still have a few more singles to put out.
37:12Oh, okay.
37:13Because he was the boss of the company, wasn't he?
37:14Well, he still is.
37:15Is he?
37:15Is he?
37:16Oh, God, I'm sorry.
37:22Our next guest is your new favourite actor, and she really is.
37:25She's starring in the new drama, Mint, which is out now on BBC One and also on the BBC
37:29iPlayer, so let's get prepared for the amazing Emma Lynn!
37:37Yay!
37:38Yay!
37:39Yay!
37:40Yay!
37:40Yay!
37:40So great to see you.
37:43Congratulations, Emma, you're so good!
37:45Oh, stop it.
37:46How good is Emma?
37:48Yay!
37:48Oh my gosh, you're in everybody's favourite things all the time.
37:52Stop being in all the best stuff.
37:53Give somebody else a chance, Emma.
37:55I know.
37:55Don't stop.
37:56All right, so mint I've seen all of them, you know, it's crazy my team have not even seen it
38:01all
38:03Frankie was just I've seen three. Well, I've seen a Frank. All right. I've seen all that. It's a three
38:07to me
38:08Also, this is crazy because I used to listen to you every morning when I went to school
38:14So overstimulating I just keep looking at this desk with all these like
38:18Signatures keep getting rubbed off. We're gonna get we're gonna sort we're gonna sort this out
38:22You'll sign this in a bit Emma if you don't oh my god, I'd love to so I mean for
38:25lots of people, you know
38:26You you you was it variety magazine
38:28He said you want you're a brit to watch in 2021 or 20. Oh, I didn't say well
38:32I probably said that no no right
38:33I think right right Hollywood reports. I mean somebody said it and they were right and we're still watching you
38:38You know, and as always the best is yet to come from the best no matter how good they've done
38:42It the best is always yet to come with you
38:44And I just suspect and I don't know
38:46You that you you're probably quite good at a lot of things and you've just landed on acting
38:50I do you know, you know, I mean I want to be a musician when I was a
38:53I
38:56Haven't checked
38:58You like through and through I'm I was like an indie. Oh, I'm an indie rock and roll girl
39:03Like I just I grew up having jobs so that I could go and watch like reverend and the bakers
39:08in sheffield, you know
39:10I do a little bit. I play guitar quite poorly and I always I'll always write
39:15Um, maybe maybe I'll do something with that
39:17But I you know, I was in bands when I was a teenager and I played the lead mill in
39:22sheffield and then I
39:23Which was a massive moment for me sounds cool
39:26And then I realized that I just found my footing with acting I think I tried I think I was
39:31all right a lot of things
39:32Yeah, yeah, so we haven't really said what the show is about. Oh go on. No, you go off you
39:37go
39:37Oh, um, well, it's I describe it as like a glaswegian romeo and juliet modern day
39:44Um, but also like it's a bit of a shocker when you watch it because it's just
39:48What charlie's done with the editing it's super nostalgic and beautiful and weird and there's really nothing nothing quite like
39:55great cars in it
39:55Um, some great cars. Oh, yeah, oh is there? Yeah, like the old ranger rovers
39:59Yeah, well the one you drive the mercedes
40:01That's like it's like where's that all like all I can think about is how difficult those cars are to
40:06drive
40:06Yeah, it's it's it's not like my wife would agree with you
40:09Which is why i'm not allowed to have one anymore
40:11An old car so so this there's how many how much should we give away how much we say?
40:15I suppose it is a Monday. I mean, that's what all the gang said. It's romeo and juliet
40:19That's what it is. Yeah, it's like a love story
40:20It reminds me of twilight of when I don't know if you ever saw the twilight film
40:24I didn't to be honest as a as a teenage girl
40:27I'm sure there's many girls listening that can relate it's like yeah
40:32Twilight was so important to so many girls
40:37It's so good and I just hope that mint is what twilight was for me to for some people, you
40:46know
40:46And and why is mint coming because that's the only thing?
40:48I have no idea
40:49I was scared to ask you. Yeah, I think charlie in an interview last week was like
40:55I just like the word mint like it's like when people use it as slang issues
40:59Like it makes me think of green and I like green
41:03So i'm i'm not sure but I reckon it's in the it's in the pipeline. We're gonna find out
41:07Yeah, maybe there's a true hidden meaning 100% well congratulations to you. Thank you
41:11It's absolutely brilliant a part tv series mint episode two out 9 30 p.m
41:15next monday, but of course all episodes as I know because i've watched them all um available on the bc
41:19I play and that has been emma
41:24I can't stop this thing
41:26We're still live but first some tfi gold from brian adams
41:29You might stop a hurricane
41:34I might even stop the driving rain
41:38You might have a dozen other guys
41:41But if you wanna stop me baby, don't even try
41:47I can't stop this thing we started
41:52You gotta know it's right
41:55I can't stop this course we're plodded
42:04Thank you very much for coming to you by god
42:06All right, just before we go it's time for this week's star of the week
42:09If you're watching the London Marathon this weekend then I want you to wave your hands in the air like
42:12you just don't care
42:13And give all the support to Paul to the polar bear
42:24Tell us what you've been up to jill if you don't mind
42:30uh for nearly 30 years i've been raising money for cancer charities and i'm four thousand pounds short of two
42:38million pounds
42:38Oh my god
42:40We'll sort that out for you
42:41We'll sort the foreground out for you
42:43All right you've also won the chance uh to tell us all what's on next week's tfi
42:53We have absolutely no idea
42:58Have a great weekend and we'll see you tomorrow and then here come a high five with a living for
43:02the weekend
43:03What a great message
43:04All right
43:09I've been working a week i'm tired
43:12Yeah i've been working a week and i'm
43:16Living for the weekend
43:21Hey hey i got some money i just got
43:56I'm not paying i got money and i can't wait
43:56I'm living for the weekend
44:08I've been working a week i'm shocked i've been working a week for a while
44:16Living for the weekend
44:22So my clothes are a counterfeit
44:25So my name is on the list
44:30So my name is on the list
44:43I'm going to be working a week for a while
44:44I just see the floor cold as eyes
44:46Through the door i'm out
44:48I know
44:50Working all the time
44:52Working such a bar
44:53That's the money to spend
44:55I'm learning about the weekend
44:57When it gets natural
44:59I live by the rush
45:01That's the money to spend
45:03I'm living about the weekend
45:12Can you feel the pressure
45:16Pushing down
45:20Pressure
45:21Pressure
45:24Pressure
45:26Pressure
45:27Pressure
45:28Pressure
45:29Pressure
45:31Pushing down
46:03Pressure
46:03Pressure
46:03Pressure
46:03Pressure
46:03Pressure
46:03Pressure
46:03Now tonight
46:41That's 60 minutes of my life that I won't get back.
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