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مسلسل This Fool مترجم - Episode 1
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00:12ترجمة نانسي قنقر
00:30ترجمة نانسي قنقر
00:31هناك فرمت
00:33ترجمة نانسي قنقر
00:50Julio
00:51acércalo a la orilla
00:52está muy alto
00:54tengo miedo
00:55si no se ve tan empinado desde aquí
00:59Julio
01:00chinga su madre
01:01y que no se te olvide que hoy vas a recoger a tu primo
01:04y no llegues tarde
01:06tus hermanas vienen a cenar
01:08I know
01:19no
01:20no
01:21no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
01:24hey
01:25my bathroom trouble you fools am i moving your car
01:27we're a little late for work
01:29bad timing
01:30we in the middle of a important race right now
01:32yeah
01:33it's blacks versus mexicans
01:35hey i'm southern green
01:37damn awesome to this
01:42you know what
01:42i think i got room
01:45at least the ballet
01:48it wasn't a ballet
01:49why the fuck did i say that
01:53black is the captain
01:54g is the future
01:55east side shooter
01:57success
01:58you got this
02:00other niggas hate
02:01cause they can't fuck with us
02:02you got it
02:03you got it
02:03you got it
02:09you know what
02:11i'll just go around
02:19oh
02:20what the fuck is he doing
02:21oh
02:23little white
02:24what the fuck
02:29oh oh oh
04:29شكرا
04:30مشاهد بشياء
04:50تصبح أصدقائنا
04:51في الأمريكي
04:51لأنني أشدتها
04:52من جلسGHT
04:57رائع deja في المدى
04:58شعور
05:00تمزح
05:01عندما قولت
05:03تحوظ
05:07لكنني ثمي
05:09أنا منتجر
05:10اهلاً
05:10سنتقذ جايباً
05:13من جاعة
05:13ميزة
05:14إليه
05:15وإنه
05:16قلت
05:16مأخواناً
05:17ماس موجود
05:18حلماً
05:18وقاله فهلا واحد
05:20وقال لديه محيش
05:27انتتروني
05:28حسنا
05:30مجدد
05:31مجدد
05:33حسنا
05:34تسيئا
05:36تسيئا
05:39لقرب
05:40واوه
05:40واوه
05:42حسنا
05:43قرب هكذا
05:45احسنا
05:46حسنا
05:47تفقق أكبر سأكدم من القامعة
05:49أو أسطلت لا يتأكد ازداد
05:49أحضب
05:52أن 좋은 يتقل بالناسبة
05:57ولكنني أحاول هنا
06:08لديه حتى كل شيء
06:10أنا أ precise خديدة
06:10فقط
06:11جيدة
06:12أنه يسعرقينه
06:14shotsبدين الصواديك أسهل
06:17Fernينا شوء
06:18فقد بغيون تو
06:20الشم berries
06:21ولكن تدعم
06:21انظر
06:24التطبيق المنشول Arm sketch
06:26الكثير
06:27وكفي
06:29أسف تدعم
06:39أيانا
06:40سحين البأس
06:42هناك سوف يكون جميلة الوزنة
06:52ماجي؟
07:00أجلو, ما سيحصل على ميزمي
07:02أحتاج الى ميزمي
07:03تجاهدت ميزمي
07:04تكتب معي
07:05تنستخدمت ميزمي
07:05فإن ميزمي لتفعله
07:10ميزمي بيكي
07:12عندما قدت بخير في اعطاني تبعني تغيير؟
07:14تذكرتك لوقت عندما تركتكي على نهاية الحالة في حالة؟
07:16مجلسا
07:17فتح تذكر المذكي
07:19اوه، بطريقاً، ايجابه على مهاتف
07:22بطريقاً، ايجاب أنني مجدداً
07:26أعطاني مجدداً
07:28كنت أفعلتني أن تعرضي؟
07:29بطريقاً، لم تلقني افعجي، ايجابك فتح تذكرني؟
07:33ايجابك، ايجابك بطريقاً، ايجابي قدرم بلس
07:35ملتك بزنزل
07:38بزنزل
07:38ملتك بزنزل
07:40تحديده يسوك بسفرحة
07:41سواء ملتك بسفرحة
07:42يسهر قلبي بسفرحة
07:44امتك بسفرحة
07:45سعبتك
07:49جلوانتك هي رائعاة
07:50تسطلق بسفرحة
07:54بشرفتك بسفرحة
07:54لكنه سوف أمتك بسفرحة
07:56لأسفرحة
07:56بسفرحة
07:56أصحاب لنا
07:58شخص
08:01بلص
08:02سحق
08:04لآن
09:17أنت بأعطري...
09:18لاحظة...
09:19أعطر لنا إنني بوسجتك
09:21ي audiero
09:22كله الطانية
09:23كuplك
09:24إنها ت Line-stop
09:25أنا و جديد
09:26لسي gusto
09:27أي رؤلاء
09:43буيا، لنتظر stillه 19
09:45لكني حظي الوحيدة تبدو عزوريك القليل
09:50أحتيت معي جيميه في الرجال
09:54امتلك هناك يا رجال
09:58أنه لا يجب تكون هاتف نشط
09:58لا يشوكصا wie شيء
12:34شكرا
15:19بلاددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددددد
15:21وبقى فعلنا هذا يمكنك أن تحضر انها تردام هذا بحيانك
15:25في حادث سهلة تتريب الى الأوقات
15:27جديποι يحبون الكتابات للمزاردات من جميع الممتازات
15:30والمين هذين المرفتينين مع البلئة صغير المبات
15:34إنجنب الكتابات المغاية قتلت بلاد الإجابة
15:36انظروا في شعورت تريد ذلك
15:37انظروا بسيطاعلنات التعرض
15:40نميزاً بسيطاك، انظروابي
15:41معلومة رجب مبلح المقرة
17:33ستحب المتقدم مطلوبة
17:34هل خلق المالك؟
17:36استبدأت حتى أنت محدي؟
17:39أخيراً، كنت تستطيع إنقاذ.
17:43محباً مختلفة.
17:45لأنه لمفتل أمتلوع 2005
17:47نضو، لم تخلق لن دائرة
17:49لأنك تحسين مجددا، مقاوش.
18:33Oh, thank God we have a man to compose things in the house
18:42Hey fool, when you're done with that gay captain planet shit, I can teach you how to do some man
18:46shit
18:47How's recycling gay?
18:49Don't play stupid, alright? You know why
18:55Hey, now I'm feeling all energized and shit
18:58Where do you keep the weights at? I wanna work out
19:02I don't have any weights
19:03I mostly just run for exercise
19:06No wonder your torta ex-lady always stews your car
19:11S-W-E-L
19:12It's swell, it's delicious
19:15Come on, pick up the pancakes
19:16You don't get on no for making cupcakes
19:20It's fucking heavy
19:21Hey, look what's ain't heavy, it's just water
19:23Damn, you still got a lot to learn from me
19:26You're like a little kid still
19:27Maybe I'm the one that should be your caseworker
19:30Fuck this, I'm done
19:34Nah, nah, nah
19:34Just need a cola
19:36Here
19:52Hey, Luis
19:54I wanna apologize
19:56I went too hard on you about the cupcakes yesterday
19:58The important thing is, is that you're trying your best
20:06Just in case your best isn't the best
20:19You are all disgusting wet batter
20:24But out of that disgusting wet batter
20:28Can arise
20:29It's a beautiful cupcake
20:30You just have to figure out what your motivation is
20:35Maybe you're doing this for somebody you love
20:40Or maybe you're just doing it out of spikes
20:43Yeah, most of the things in the world was done out of spikes
20:46America, start out of spikes
20:49You motherfucking Prince
20:51Pepsi, start out of spikes
20:53You motherfucking Coca-Cola
20:56Right
20:58Fight
20:59You have the power to make a difference in this world
21:03Whoa, all this motivational speak makes me thirsty
21:06Goddamn
21:07Yo, somebody give me some dance right
21:18Hey, Chef
21:20I'm done over here
21:22Don't worry, Chef
21:24I'll taste test fit
21:27Yeah, well, this shit's gonna be bomb, homie
21:29Trust that
21:40Hmm
21:40I don't know
21:41Tastes a lot of thug in this
21:44Not a lot of hug
21:46Guess you better try again
21:49You fucking liar
21:51Hey, dog
21:52We just have a really high standard for cupcakes here
21:57Making cupcakes ain't no cakewalk
22:00Man, fuck you
22:01And fuck your cupcakes
22:03Gay boy
22:04Gay boy?
22:06Are you for real?
22:07Nobody finds that shit funny anymore, dumbass
22:10This motherfucker got that 10th grade ignorance
22:12It's not 2005 no more
22:14Man, fuck you
22:15Fuck all you fools
22:16I'm done with this stupid ass program
22:18That's what I get for being nice and trying to help your ass
22:20You know what? I can smell that nice guy bullshit a mile away
22:23You don't give a fuck about me
22:24Why don't you drop the fake shit and swing on me ferro, huh?
22:27I know you want to
22:27Come on, bitch
22:28Hit me with your best shot, you fucking pussy
22:31Alright, fine
22:32When your mom got sick
22:34You weren't there for her because you were in prison
22:36For doing dumb shit
22:45This fool's cold-blooded
22:48Hey, don't ever tell this fool nothing about your life
22:58Mmm
22:59Now that is one delicious cupcake
23:02Why did you lie to your poor cousin?
23:04Look, I'm just trying to help his ass
23:06But that fool won't listen to me
23:07He still sees me as a little kid
23:10Julio, did I ever tell you about the worst thing I've ever done in my life?
23:13Oh yeah, the documentary you made about the annual ping pong tournament on Skid Row?
23:19No
23:20I'm talking about when I worked for a bank for closing on people's homes
23:26You didn't like my doc?
23:27No, no, no, no, no, no
23:28I like it
23:30I thought it was really sad
23:32And that's how I knew it was good
23:34But anyway, what were you saying about the bank?
23:36Well, I was so ashamed at what I was doing that I quit my lucrative job
23:42And I moved by myself to a remote village in Venezuela that had been devastated by mudslides
23:48I spent six months rebuilding people's homes
23:51My hands are covered in blisters, my body was full of bruises
23:55I caught this intestinal parasite that I think is still with me
23:59But I never felt so happy
24:01I never felt so fulfilled
24:05And then one day
24:07Every single house that I built fell down
24:11Because I had no idea how to build houses
24:16But
24:17I knew how to make pizza
24:20I made so much pizza
24:22They call me hombre pizza
24:25Unfortunately, it turned out that everybody in the village was lactose intolerant
24:30So
24:33I was asked to leave
24:36So you never got to help him, huh?
24:38No
24:39But I learned something very important
24:41You see, I have a bad habit
24:43Of focusing on other people's problems while ignoring my own
24:47And I think you might have that same problem
24:51You know
24:53Just to say it
24:54I think the only issue I had with the doc
24:58Was the soundtrack
24:59Yeah
25:00It had way more flute than I'm used to
25:02But you know what?
25:03Some of my favorite movies
25:04I hated the first time
25:06Get the hell out of here
25:07And go apologize to your cousin
25:09You're right
25:10I like flute
25:12You try making a fucking movie
25:13Sorry
25:24You're welcome, by the way
25:26I'm welcome?
25:27You're the one who should be fucking welcome
25:28This is my car
25:30We've had sex in the backseat
25:32It's our car
25:33I'ma start a GoFundMe to buy you a new Nissan Altima
25:35I want my key back
25:36Okay, okay, okay
25:37Geez, I'm sorry
25:39But maybe the reason I borrowed your car
25:42Was because
25:42Stole my car
25:43Committed a felony, really
25:44Maybe the reason to hang out with you
25:46You never hang out with me anymore
25:48We broke up
25:49Yeah, like months ago
25:50Get over it
25:52You only wanna hang out when you want something from me
25:54Oh, like how you only wanna hang out when you wanna smash
26:00Yup, exactly like that
26:02Hmm
26:05But for real, if you pull this shit again
26:06I'm not letting you come over for Christmas
26:10Julio Miguel Bonifacio Lopez de la Riva
26:12If you take your family away from me
26:14And make me go back to mine
26:15I will beat your ass
26:17I'm gonna slide down the chimney
26:19And I'm gonna choke you out so hard
26:21You're gonna come out your eyes
26:22Jesus Christ
26:23What's wrong with you?
26:25What's wrong with you?
26:26You like it
26:28Yo, pull over
26:39Are you stalking me now?
26:41You know it
26:42Gimme some chon-chon
26:47You know what's funny
26:49One time
26:50Right over there
26:52Me and the homies robbed these nerdy ass rocker fools
26:56That wasn't me and my friends
27:00Yeah
27:01Those were good times
27:04Fuck
27:06I was lying about your cupcakes
27:07They were bomb
27:09And I shouldn't have said what I said about your mom
27:11I miss her too
27:12Nah, nah, nah
27:13It's cool, alright
27:13It's cool
27:14We were throwing down
27:16And I've been shot three times
27:18It hurt less than the shit you said
27:20You throw punches with your sick ass mind
27:23I don't know
27:24I guess I've been pissed at you
27:25Cause you just keep capping on me
27:26Alright, I'm sorry homie
27:29I'm sorry, alright?
27:31Damn
27:32It's just, you know
27:35Calling you gay
27:37Is the only thing that's made me feel like shit's back to normal
27:40But shit's changed, fool
27:42I'm a grown ass man
27:43I even got dental insurance
27:45Yeah, but you still live at your mom's pad, alright?
27:47Same place as me, homie
27:49Yeah, but
27:50No, yeah
27:52And your teeth are pretty fucked up
27:55I still got more appointments
27:57Get in the car, losers
27:59Sorry, there's only one bitch seat
28:01Damn, I thought for sure you'd be a Torta
28:04Hey, fool hook me up
28:05Hey, Luis
28:07Shut the fuck up before I fuck you up
28:09I'm not Julio, you ain't my family
28:15Hey, I got nothing
28:16You ain't got nothing, man
28:18You ain't gonna get some money on me, boy
28:19And I think
28:20Yo, I got 20
28:21God damn it
28:23You want me to talk to these buskers?
28:25No
28:25I got this
28:28Alright then, fool
28:28Wait in the car
28:31I'ma film this
28:33Hey
28:33I'ma need you fellas to move your car
28:35Damn, bruh
28:36But we kinda racing right now
28:38Last time
28:39It was blacks versus Mexicans
28:41This time
28:41It's Mexicans versus blacks
28:43Doc, I'm Salvadoran
28:45And we talked about this
28:46Move your fucking car
28:49Whoa, bro
28:50Watch your tone
28:52I don't play like that
28:53Wanna die on me?
28:55Yes
28:55Please
28:56Kill me, bitch
28:57I don't live to live
29:00What?
29:01I'd rather die than let you fools walk all over me
29:03Because that's my thing
29:05I focus on other people's problems to avoid dealing with my own
29:08I definitely got some codependency issues going on with my ex-lady
29:11Hey
29:12Do you fools even know what codependency is?
29:15I just read about that shit
29:16It sucks
29:18I got a lot of work to do on myself and I don't wanna do it
29:20So just shoot me, please
29:22Whoa, fool, chill
29:25I don't even have guns
29:27Then choke me, bitch
29:28I hope you don't have lawyer hands
29:30Because I also got a fat neck
29:31Which is something else I'm insecure about
29:34Kill me, do it
29:35What the fuck is this for doing?
29:37I don't know, but it's turning me on
29:45Hey!
30:06These ain't raindrops in my eyes
30:10Just look at me now
30:16I've been crying because I love you
30:19I wonder why can't you see me
30:24Next time you fools better kill me
30:28You saw I fooled those fools with my sick ass mind
30:31More like they saw me get out the car and you know I beat their asses
30:37If I thought that you'll ever love me
30:39I would wait
30:41I would wait to make it
30:44Please ain't raindrops in my eyes
30:46You know what?
30:47You do have a fat neck
30:49I can't even wear turtlenecks, huh?
30:50In my eyes
30:52It ain't raindrops
30:54In my eyes
30:57They're tearing
30:59Oh
31:04Ain't no clouds up in the heavens
31:09So how can there be rain
31:13The man I've been
31:16You know just how I feel
31:18There ain't no clouds
31:21You know just how I feel
31:23Like I'm
31:23I will
31:24I'll
31:24I'll
31:24I'll
31:24I'll
31:25I'll
31:25I'll
31:25I'll
31:26I'll
31:27I'll
31:27I'll
31:27I'll
31:27I'll
31:28I'll
31:28I'll
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