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Americas Funniest Home Videos - Season 36 - Episode 03: Farm Follies, Food Freak-outs, and Birthday Blunders
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00:01Tonight's show is packed with laughs. Here's your first taste.
00:27Welcome to America's Funniest Home Videos.
00:30And now, here he is, the host of our show, Alfonso Ribeiro!
00:39Let's go!
00:44Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
00:48Hello and welcome to America's Funniest Home Videos.
00:51Tonight's episode is going to change the way you think about TV.
00:55Unless the way you think about TV is as a great thing to watch funny videos on while eating dinner.
01:00In which case, you already have a good grasp of what TV is.
01:04Yeah, yeah, so congratulations and enjoy!
01:11That's a big water dish.
01:12And apparently, pretty heavy.
01:22I'm gonna get over and try to look at me.
01:25Elk don't like to be touched.
01:27No ifs, ands, or buts.
01:29I can almost touch his butt.
01:32Ah!
01:34Wesley!
01:36He kicked!
01:38This is a sign he's reached to carry one bin at a time stage of his life.
01:52Finally, a way to make classical music exciting!
02:01Oh my god!
02:03Wild turkeys!
02:04Because the morning commute wasn't bad enough.
02:06Let's do it there.
02:07Hold it away.
02:08Are you guys watching?
02:12Getting roped into helping your friend move furniture stinks.
02:17You know what else stinks?
02:19That scum.
02:31Turn the wheel this way.
02:32Turn it harder.
02:33Teaching a new driver and not wearing your seatbelt?
02:36This is on you, Dad.
02:37Brake.
02:38Brake.
02:38Brake.
02:39Oh my god!
02:44Okay, brake.
02:45Brake.
02:46Brake.
02:48Now I understand why those driver's ed cars have a second brake on the teacher's side.
02:54There you go.
02:56He touched me.
02:58Oh my god.
03:00Oh my god.
03:02Oh my god.
03:03Oh my god.
03:05Oh my god.
03:06Oh my god.
03:07Oh my god.
03:07Oh my god.
03:07Oh my god.
03:09Oh my god.
03:09The other day I was in the shower and accidentally used the dog shampoo.
03:13Yeah, I smell a little funny, but my coat has never been shinier.
03:19Release the hound.
03:21It's time to go to the dog park.
03:25You wanna do it again, buddy?
03:27He ran away.
03:28He ran away.
03:30It's a brand new house, but Bristol misses their one story place.
03:34You're so brave.
03:35You're so brave.
03:38You got it.
03:40You are so brave.
03:42Keep coming, honey.
03:44You've got this, Bobo.
03:46You're a rave boy.
03:48Don't turn back now.
03:49Oh, don't go backwards.
03:51Don't go backwards.
03:54Yeah, I'm just gonna stay in the bedroom.
03:57I'm sorry, buddy.
04:05I like a dog who can entertain his owners while catching a few z's.
04:14Nothing like taking your little buddy for a walk.
04:21Or a drag.
04:27For this dog, one down pillow contains a lifetime supply of dog toys.
04:41He's fetching a stick so big, it has collateral damage.
04:44Okay, we're going.
04:46Bye-bye.
04:47Oh, God, watch out, watch out!
04:48Watch out, watch out!
04:50Watch out, get him!
04:57He may start a new dance craze.
05:03And I know a thing or two about starting dance crazes.
05:06You're so pretty.
05:15He's not a sled dog per se, but he's pretty darn good at it.
05:25For anyone wondering if she likes this, here's your answer.
05:29He's bringing the sled up!
05:36Vacations.
05:37We wait all year for them.
05:39We spend a ton of money on them.
05:41And yet sometimes things still go horribly wrong.
05:44So, if you weren't able to take a trip this year, check out these people who did enough tripping for
05:49everyone.
05:51Get down the shit they will.
05:52Get to work what everybody's taking.
05:54But who needs a job?
05:58Stay up late.
05:59Slip in those are raided.
06:00You've got to do what you want.
06:03Ice Jane.
06:05Let's rub it out.
06:07You know.
06:08That you have to let you take.
06:11A little time off.
06:13Cut the things off.
06:14We have a star, no one wants to be on vacation
06:19For time, time, application
06:22Come on, let's change the situation
06:25What you mean for permanent vacation
06:28Hey, hey, permanent vacation
06:31Let's take the permanent vacation
06:34Yeah, we got the remedy to fix your
06:38Every day you see me
06:41Now that you're looking at the big picture
06:44On the big TV
06:47I say, let's rub it up
06:50Yeah, no, let's just have a
06:53Why not take a little time
06:56She said I'd turn it down
06:58We're gonna let it ride
07:00No more stupid obligations
07:02Let's take the permanent vacation
07:06Come on, change the situation
07:09What you mean for permanent vacation
07:12Hey, hey, permanent vacation
07:15Let's take the permanent vacation
07:23Upload your funny video to AFV.com
07:37Hey, Alfonso
07:41Hey, Alfonso
07:42We wanna see more annoying sibling videos
07:48Okay, Cora and Coco
07:50You want sibling videos?
07:51Oh, brother, have I got some clips for you
07:55Stop moving your guess
07:57She's new to zippering
07:59And can't quite handle a moving target
08:01I said stop moving
08:05I said stop
08:23She's excited to meet her baby sister
08:26But the middle sister has different priorities
08:31Whoa
08:33Hey, look at this
08:35Hey, look at this
08:37Costco
08:39Costco
08:41Costco
08:42Let's go
08:43This is why you usually put the smallest kid on top
08:48All right, let's go, man!
08:55Yay!
08:58Yay!
09:05Mom asked him to get his little brother out of the crib.
09:09She didn't specify how.
09:27I don't follow a lot of Play-Doh influencers,
09:29so for all I know, this is standard for the genre.
09:32That's my Play-Doh for me.
09:34They're mine.
09:35No, that's my Play-Doh.
09:37Yeah, mine!
09:38No, this is your Play-Doh.
09:39No, they're mine!
09:42That's mine, okay?
09:44No, we haven't.
09:51Say bye, guys!
09:53They're gonna just, like, swing around like this.
09:57Oh, that was the closest one.
09:58Brandon, look how close this one is.
10:00Yeah, Brandon, look how close this one is.
10:07Are you okay?
10:14Cool.
10:15They bought patio furniture with a sense of irony.
10:29Some people say that boneheads
10:31aren't the sharpest tools in the shed,
10:33but so what?
10:34Some tools aren't sharp,
10:35and they're still really useful,
10:37like hammers and tape measures.
10:39You can't build a house without tools like those,
10:41just like you can't build a show
10:43without tools like these.
10:46They're trying to show off their masculinity.
10:50They end up showing off their nincompooposity.
10:59And that's why electricians are a thing.
11:02Just this guy's luck.
11:04His band has two fans,
11:05and it has to be these two.
11:17It's that prank where you tell someone
11:19you have to bag your own ice.
11:23Man, that's cold.
11:27High jump, wide screen.
11:40Yes, seeing him fall off that bucket
11:43was on my bucket list.
11:50Parkour.
11:52He's doing parkour,
11:53which is a fancy French way of saying
11:55acting like a doofus.
11:57How are you going to get back, though?
11:58I didn't think about that.
12:01I can jump out.
12:03Oh, God.
12:04Reminder,
12:05that's a barbed wire fence.
12:06You know,
12:07with those sharp, pointy things.
12:13Did you get it?
12:17My in-laws are farmers,
12:19so I'm not totally clueless
12:21when it comes to farms.
12:22But I couldn't grow crops,
12:24I don't know where hay comes from,
12:26and I'm not young enough
12:27to be able to feed the chickens
12:29till the cows come home,
12:30or even feed the cows
12:31till the chickens come home.
12:32So you don't want me
12:34in charge of your farm.
12:35Just your farm videos.
12:39If sheep say bye,
12:41what do little boys say?
12:43Bleh!
12:53Sometimes a massage
12:54is a little too relaxing.
12:58Whoa, bless your heart.
13:04You can wrangle a pig,
13:05and you can wrangle a toddler.
13:07But it's hard to wrangle
13:08both at the same time.
13:15Stop it, Fatty.
13:16You're so big.
13:17She called that llama Fatty.
13:22She doesn't know
13:23its real name is Spitty.
13:30You know what goats hate?
13:32Cowgirl kitsch fashion.
13:33Give her the smoke.
13:34Do the look.
13:35Do the look.
13:36No.
13:37Don't.
13:37The look.
13:42Tell me after you.
13:44I can see her for an hour
13:44about them, too.
13:45Hey.
13:47And on this farm,
13:48he had a butt-biting calf.
13:49E-I-E-O, no.
13:58He should spend less time
14:00yapping
14:01and more time
14:01making sure
14:02the saddle is secure.
14:10Are you okay?
14:14Let me go.
14:15Let me go.
14:16He must have heard
14:17that technically
14:18baby goat food
14:19is for kids.
14:21No!
14:26They bite?
14:28I don't know.
14:38I don't know.
14:42Sometimes you have
14:43one of those days
14:44that make you say,
14:45ugh, this has been a day.
14:48I mean, sure,
14:49I know that every day
14:50is technically a day,
14:51but when someone says
14:53this has been a day,
14:54you know it's not
14:55the kind of day
14:56they wanted to have.
14:58Oh, of course.
15:00This is the worst day
15:02of my life.
15:04Worst day of your life?
15:06Kid, you got 20 baby teeth.
15:08Pace yourself.
15:13Yay!
15:14Did it come out?
15:15It didn't come out.
15:17Oh!
15:26This is the face
15:28of a man
15:28who regrets
15:29buying a fixer-upper.
15:35The meal might be happy,
15:36but the walk
15:37to the house isn't.
15:42Oh!
15:46Treadmills are good
15:47for cardio,
15:48but great for handymen
15:49who install drywall.
16:05Oh!
16:07What was in your head?
16:15He doesn't know
16:16how much hockey tickets cost,
16:17but he knows
16:18what team he roots for.
16:20Jake?
16:20Montreal Canadiens?
16:22I don't...
16:23Oh!
16:24Hey!
16:26Is that a ticket, is it?
16:28Gee.
16:31Come on.
16:40Hot tubs are relaxing
16:42for everyone but her.
16:45Hot tubs are relaxing
16:54for everyone but her.
16:57Are young drama queens
16:59called drama princesses
17:01asking for a friend?
17:04I'm not gonna live like this anymore.
17:07Look like what?
17:09I'm not living like this.
17:10Wait, wait.
17:17Opinions.
17:18Nobody cares about anyone else's,
17:20but people still give them
17:22to everyone within
17:23a six-foot radius.
17:24Kind of like germs.
17:25Just my opinion.
17:28I'm gonna give you
17:29my two cents,
17:30which is about as worthless
17:31as two actual cents.
17:35My two cents.
17:36You want to get close enough
17:38to know if the baby's diaper
17:39needs changing,
17:40but not too close.
17:52A word to the not very wise.
17:54It's a pretty tough job market
17:56for mad scientists
17:57who are afraid of milk.
18:00Hold on.
18:03Oh, shoot.
18:08Free suggestion.
18:10If you're not prepared
18:11for the go-kart to go,
18:12maybe you should just stop.
18:27The verdict is in.
18:29Grandpas are better at fishing
18:30than spotting back handsprings.
18:40My motto.
18:41If the liquid in the clog is brown,
18:43call a pro,
18:44get out of town.
18:50This has been My Two Cents.
18:52You can take that
18:53to the bed.
18:59Cat owners like to think
19:01they own their cats.
19:04Cats do their own thing.
19:06Like this cat
19:07who was out doing cat stuff
19:08when the mother-in-law
19:09of the cat's owner
19:10saw it and thought
19:11she was doing a good deed
19:13by bringing it home.
19:26What are you doing,
19:30Miss Shapiro?
19:33I'm trying to get
19:34your cat in the house.
19:39Leave him.
19:40What are you doing?
19:40For what?
19:42Why are you trying
19:43to get in the house?
19:45Let him stay outside.
19:49What are you doing?
19:51You made me drop it
19:53when you started
19:54talking to me.
19:56Why do you need
19:57to put him in the house?
19:58I don't understand.
19:59Because he doesn't
19:59have a collar.
20:00He came in my house
20:02with no collar
20:02and I called Sarah
20:04and she said
20:05to put him in
20:06and I, like,
20:09I struggled
20:10to get up the hill
20:12and now he's out.
20:14And now he's out.
20:16That's fine.
20:17Leave him.
20:19What the?
20:20How do you even know
20:21I'm here?
20:23Because my ring camera
20:24told me.
20:26All right,
20:27so now your cat
20:28is out
20:29with no collar.
20:30We'll be fine,
20:30Debbie.
20:32Okay, bye.
20:34Bye.
20:37Oh, my God,
20:39lady.
20:39Are you laughing
20:40at me?
20:41I am.
20:42Are you laughing
20:43at me?
20:43I am, Debbie.
20:44I am.
20:46You better not
20:47be laughing at me
20:48because you don't know
20:49how much it hurt
20:49to carry that cat
20:51up the hill.
20:51Come on, baby.
20:53All right,
20:54good night.
21:01It's time once again
21:03for the Winner's Circle
21:04where we show
21:05some of our past
21:06winners and we get
21:07a chance to see
21:08a great video again
21:09which makes us
21:10all winners.
21:11Does the winning
21:11ever stop around here?
21:13Uh-uh.
21:14It's time to have a blast
21:16with some big winners
21:17from AFV's past.
21:21Hey, everybody.
21:22Hey, everybody.
21:24This is Miss Painter
21:25and Cooper and Maggie
21:27and we're just...
21:28Um, and, um,
21:29Mama don't have a problem.
21:40Keep your eyes
21:41on the road
21:42because sometimes
21:43there is no road.
21:46What's the name
21:46of the place?
21:50It's, um...
21:51Candle Supply.
21:57What was that?
22:03I don't know.
22:05I just tore my car up, though.
22:10What in the world
22:12was that?
22:13I don't know.
22:14It's like the bottom
22:15came out.
22:18I went back to the fire
22:19and just looked
22:20out the door,
22:21did you think?
22:23It looks terrible.
22:25I don't know what that is.
22:26They're smoking.
22:27Do you know
22:27where the candle supply is?
22:43let's circle back next week
22:45for another Winner's Circle.
22:56When you send us your funny
22:58birthday videos,
22:59I am so grateful.
23:00I also feel a little guilty
23:02because even though
23:03it's your birthday,
23:04it's like you're
23:04giving me a gift.
23:06But hey,
23:07I give you the gift
23:08of a hilarious episode
23:09of AFV every week,
23:10so maybe we call it even.
23:13You said happy birthday,
23:14to you?
23:15Yeah.
23:16All right,
23:17I've got a little
23:17dessert for you,
23:18okay?
23:18Oh, you ready?
23:20You ready?
23:20You ready?
23:21Yeah.
23:22Don't get mad,
23:22okay?
23:23The tradition
23:23is that the waiter
23:24smears a little
23:25birthday ice cream
23:26on your face.
23:27You want it?
23:28You ready, man?
23:30No, no, no.
23:31It's your birthday.
23:31It's your birthday.
23:33All right,
23:33you guys help me.
23:34But Braxton
23:34would prefer
23:35to start
23:36his own tradition.
23:37One, two, three.
23:38One, two, three.
23:40One, two, three.
23:42One, two, three.
23:43There you go.
23:45Hey, good job, man.
23:51I've never seen
23:53this candle-blowing
23:54setup before.
23:55I don't like to think
23:56that.
23:57Here we go.
23:57Here we go!
23:59And now I know why.
24:03Happy birthday, Davis!
24:07Happy birthday.
24:09I think what he really
24:11wanted for his birthday
24:12was to sleep in.
24:13Happy birthday!
24:15What do you got
24:16clothing?
24:17Balloons!
24:19Look at your balloons.
24:20Oh, my goodness.
24:21Here you go, Sarah.
24:23Happy birthday!
24:25Now, bark out your candle.
24:27Happy birthday to you.
24:28Make a candle!
24:31Ready?
24:33Whoa.
24:34What is it?
24:36Here's one gift
24:37they can't return.
24:39Oh, my God.
24:41I've always wanted one.
24:44Oh!
24:46She's beautiful.
24:51No more things.
24:53Listen.
24:54I got you, Oakley.
24:56This kid is not
24:57going to make
24:57a very good poker player.
25:01Oh, what's this?
25:03I'm not telling you.
25:04It's a book.
25:07I'll help you open it.
25:08Not yet.
25:11Ready?
25:11Blow it out.
25:14Ready?
25:15Try it.
25:15Blow on it.
25:16Blow.
25:17Blow.
25:17Blow on it.
25:18Yeah, you got it.
25:20Man, they've got
25:21some powerful internet.
25:25You got it.
25:28Happy birthday
25:29to you.
25:32Happy birthday.
25:33I don't know
25:34if ducks like birthdays,
25:35but I know
25:36they hate bad singing.
25:37Dear Amy,
25:39happy birthday
25:41to you.
25:42Ow!
25:44After this,
25:45you won't think
25:46that getting a little
25:46candle wax in your cake
25:47is that big a deal.
25:49What happened?
25:53What happened?
26:02The key to happiness
26:03is focusing on
26:04what you have
26:04rather than
26:05on what you want
26:06because while you may
26:07want to have
26:08better balance
26:09or not be
26:09absolutely terrified
26:10of squirrels,
26:11if you have videos
26:12showing these shortcomings,
26:14you could win
26:1420 or even
26:15100 grand,
26:16which ain't gonna hurt you
26:17in the happiness department.
26:18I can promise you that.
26:23this would have
26:24been a problem
26:26if they didn't work
26:27with Matt,
26:28the human bird snatcher.
26:33I've heard
26:33of the hunter
26:34becoming the hunter,
26:35but never the fisherman
26:36becoming the fish.
26:49We recently bought
26:50these apples
26:51and this morning
26:52I woke up
26:53about 6.30
26:54and the boys
26:56were upstairs
26:56and they said
26:57they're doing art projects
26:58and I said,
26:58okay,
26:59well y'all just play nice
27:00and be good
27:01and I looked upstairs
27:02and they were just
27:02coloring at their desk.
27:03No big deal.
27:04So we went about
27:05our day today
27:06and tonight
27:07when I went
27:08to go put
27:08Harris to bed
27:09I realized
27:11that all over
27:12his room
27:13were these,
27:14the actual
27:15art projects.
27:16That was in a corner.
27:19That was on a bookshelf.
27:21Yes,
27:22these are those apples
27:23and you can see
27:24all the bite marks
27:24on the left
27:25and the right.
27:26I don't know much
27:27about art.
27:27At least they're all smiling.
27:29But I know
27:29what I'm not eating.
27:31And this is what
27:32their art project
27:33was this morning
27:33that I had no idea
27:34what's going on.
27:35However,
27:36at least Sadie
27:38made it unscathed.
27:42Judging by
27:42her husband's reaction,
27:44I think this
27:45is a regular occurrence.
27:51You all right?
27:53Come on, guys.
27:54Let's go.
27:55Here's the car.
28:00He's pretending
28:01to be a roofer.
28:02An incompetent roofer.
28:07You okay?
28:08I'm okay.
28:09All right.
28:09The problem
28:10with feeding
28:11your lizard roaches
28:12is that they're roaches.
28:24Sometimes you knock
28:25on the door.
28:26Sometimes the door
28:27knocks on you.
28:28Oh!
28:36I have to admit,
28:37I'm a little jealous
28:38of my dog.
28:39My wife never smiles
28:41at me and says,
28:42wow, what a good stretch.
28:44I can stretch.
28:45I can stretch.
28:46Okay?
28:47I'm a good stretcher.
28:48Right?
28:48So here's a dog montage.
28:50Look at me.
28:51I'm stretching.
28:52Stretching.
28:52I can stretch.
28:53I can stretch.
29:50Baby, baby, baby!
29:56Hey, want to see your funny video on TV?
30:00Just upload it to AFV.com.
30:10Kids have tiny taste buds, but they have giant opinions on what they eat.
30:15Here's some kids trying new foods with some very mixed results.
30:20She doesn't speak Spanish.
30:22Is that so yummy?
30:24But she knows what caliente is.
30:27Is that on camera?
30:28It's spicy!
30:33You want some gravy on your mashed potatoes?
30:36You like gravy, Bodie?
30:38I'm trying some gravy.
30:39Life-changing.
30:40The cuffs are gravy.
30:42Bodie's first gravy.
30:45Bodie gives it two eyebrows up.
30:48Okay, you take a bite.
30:51Don't you need to take a bite.
30:56She might be the best taco spokesperson since that tiny chihuahua from the 90s.
31:21Here's a sucker that makes you pucker.
31:35Do you not want it?
31:41Do you not want it?
31:43Smart kid.
31:45She decided to skip the salad and go right to the ranch.
31:57I don't know if he can read, but if so, he hasn't learned the word spicy yet.
32:17I see a future caffeine addict.
32:26The way he's looking at your coffee tells me you're going to be sharing that coffee whether
32:32you offer him some or not.
32:49You know what the world needs now?
32:51A chihuahua playing hard to get.
33:02I hope you've enjoyed a chihuahua playing hard to get.
33:08The great thing about AFV is you can gather around the TV and watch with the whole family.
33:13Unless someone in your family has a really annoying laugh, in which case you can let everyone
33:18else do all the gathering while you watch it on your laptop.
33:21It's nice to have options.
33:25Fishing rods are for amateurs.
33:38There is nothing worse than having an uncle who thinks he's the fun uncle.
34:04Dad wanted them to do something active instead of staring at the screen.
34:09Success?
34:14Mom's making smoothies.
34:16Drop everything.
34:23It's okay.
34:25It's okay.
34:25Bye.
34:27I don't know why they have those mats on the floor, but I'm glad they do.
34:31I almost forgot the dishes at the door.
34:38Here's why the finish line should be a bit shorter than the property line.
34:42Ooh!
34:46They need to clear some space on that mantle for their cheerleading trophies.
34:49Three, two, one.
34:51We are the candy canes.
34:53We can't hear you.
34:54Get out.
35:06Do not look at the cameras.
35:12Birthday parties are a lot more than just getting presents, spending time with family and friends,
35:17and eating too much cake.
35:18They're also tonight's Assignment America.
35:21So put down that third piece of cake, take off that pointy hat that nobody looks good in,
35:25and send us your birthday party videos.
35:27Jess, tell them more.
35:28Was blowing out the candles more than the birthday boy could handle?
35:32Was your big celebration perhaps the worst in the nation?
35:35Your gift goofs and party oops could win you 20 or even 100,000 bucks.
35:39Just upload the video to AFB.com.
35:41For full contest rules, log on to AFB.com.
35:44Birthdays come but once a year, but it's birthday videos that we hold dear.
36:14You got it.
36:16You are so brave.
36:19Keep coming, honey.
36:21You've got this, Bobo.
36:22You are a brave boy.
36:24Don't turn back now.
36:26Oh, don't go backwards.
36:28Don't go backwards.
36:30Yeah, I'm just gonna stay in the bedroom.
36:34I'm sorry, buddy.
36:37Joining us are Renee, Steve, Andrew, and Bristol.
36:40Now, Renee, you guys had just moved into your new home and had to coax Bristol across the catwalk.
36:47Why do you think he was so afraid of it?
36:50Well, Bristol's kind of afraid of everything, but we didn't realize he was afraid of heights.
36:55And we had just taught him to go up the hardwood steps when we realized he was also afraid of
37:01the catwalk.
37:02So, would you characterize your dog as a fraidy cat?
37:06Absolutely.
37:08Well, we love that.
37:10Well, maybe his cowardice will scare you up 20 grand.
37:14That would be amazing.
37:16Yes.
37:16All right.
37:17Good luck, y'all.
37:20Next up, a kindly lady tries to bring in a cat with no collar, but that feisty feline's gonna make
37:26that poor woman holler.
37:27It's Kitty Return Causes Concern, sent in by Sarah Shapiro from Middletown, Connecticut.
37:36What are you doing, Ms. Shapiro?
37:40I'm trying to get your cat in the house.
37:46Leave him.
37:47What are you doing?
37:48For what?
37:50Okay.
37:50Bye.
37:54Oh, my God, lady.
37:56Are you laughing at me?
37:58I am.
37:59Joining us are Sarah and Rohan.
38:02We're sorry Debra couldn't be with us tonight, but let me ask.
38:05She seemed annoyed when you were laughing at her in the video,
38:08so how did you think she would react when hearing it was gonna be on air on AFE for millions
38:13of people to laugh at her?
38:16Well, I know that she would be definitely excited,
38:18because those that know her know that she has a great sense of humor,
38:21but also at the same time, she's a little bit clumsy, so it would fit the bill perfectly.
38:28All right, all right.
38:29Well, it seems like she's the comic relief in your life,
38:32and maybe she'll win some money tonight.
38:34Good luck, y'all.
38:36Yes, definitely.
38:39Finally, when you're the only kid in your class the Tooth Fairy didn't visit,
38:43you better start wiggling that tooth.
38:45Now, come on, get with it.
38:46It's Loose Tooth Youth, sent in by Katlyn Smith from Muskogee, Oklahoma.
38:55This is the worst day of my life.
38:59Worst day of your life?
39:00Kid, you got 20 baby teeth.
39:03Pace yourself.
39:08Yay!
39:09Did it come out?
39:10It didn't come out.
39:11Oh!
39:15Joining us are Katlyn, Blake, and Finn.
39:18Now, I heard you guys were on a serious mission to meet the Tooth Fairy.
39:22Mom, how long did you guys work on the tooth before it finally came out?
39:28I would say a good three and a half hours.
39:31Wow.
39:31At least.
39:32Three and a half hours of wiggling to get it out of the mouth.
39:35We tried everything.
39:36Laffy Taffy, apples, anything we could think of.
39:39We even phoned a friend.
39:41Okay.
39:41All right.
39:42Now, Finn, I heard you said that you didn't care if you win.
39:46You just wanted to meet me.
39:47So, tell me, is this worth it?
39:49Yes.
39:50Yes!
39:51Well, thank you, and it was great meeting you too, Finn.
39:55All right?
39:56All right.
39:57All right.
39:58Good luck, y'all.
39:59All right.
40:00We're going to find out who takes home the cash in just a minute.
40:02But first, let's take a look at some of the clips that didn't make our top three in tonight's honorable
40:07mention.
40:17Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
40:21What?
40:44Okay, it's time to hand out tonight's prize.
40:47There's $20,000 for first, $6,000 for second, and $4,000 for third.
40:50Here we go.
40:51Our third-place $4,000 winner is Kitty Returns Causes Concern, sent in by Sarah Shapiro from Middletown, Connecticut.
41:03And the winner of the $20,000 in tonight's Funniest Home Video is Dog Hates Catwalk, sent in by Renee
41:12Robinson from Mount Killian, Tennessee.
41:14We have Renee, me, Andrew, and Bristol.
41:19Congratulations, Bristol.
41:20So you're a winner.
41:22But tell me, Renee, is he still terrified of the catwalk?
41:27Not of the catwalk.
41:29He's afraid of trash bags, fireworks, loud noises, but he's mastered the catwalk.
41:33Okay, all right.
41:34Well, that's cool.
41:35Well, listen, with all that money, if the fear ever returns, you can buy him his own big old doghouse
41:41down on the first floor.
41:43Yes, yes, we can.
41:44That's a good idea.
41:44Yes, we can.
41:45I think that would work great.
41:46So congratulations.
41:47You got $20,000 and a shot at $100,000.
41:53Congrats.
41:56Well, this is the end of the show, and I'm not going to sugarcoat it, because then the stage would
42:00be all sugary, and we'd probably get ants.
42:04We'll see you next time, but don't forget, if you upload a video and it airs on the show, we'll
42:07send you an AFV t-shirt.
42:09So good night, everybody, and remember, send your video to me, you might win 20 Gs.
42:12Good night, y'all.
43:00Good night, everybody, and we'll see you next time.
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