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A young man gets a job repairing hot tubs for the rich and famous in Tinseltown, thanks to his parents.
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00:00:22Gary...
00:00:24Shhh!
00:00:28Let's go, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon.
00:00:40Hey, what the hell's going on out there?
00:00:42Just washing the car.
00:00:44Good. About time you did something around here.
00:00:47Your old man bought that.
00:00:49My dad's not too bright.
00:00:52Let's go, c'mon.
00:01:01Let's go, c'mon.
00:01:16Let's go, c'mon.
00:01:18All right, all right.
00:01:23So what's gonna happen if we get caught?
00:01:25Gary, the only thing you might catch is a cold, okay?
00:01:29Can we stop at my house?
00:01:30I've got to get my asthma pills.
00:01:31I've got to pee.
00:01:33I've got to get some new friends.
00:01:36Open the windows.
00:01:38What the hell?
00:01:39Is there a heater in this car?
00:01:40Come on!
00:01:48Time for another towel in the morning lucky butt call.
00:01:50Are you a winner?
00:01:51You are if you.
00:02:01Will you sit down in the back and just leave it alone, Gary?
00:02:05Come on, Sean.
00:02:06Let me listen to this one song.
00:02:11This is gonna be the greatest stunt ever.
00:02:14Who'd you tell?
00:02:15Everyone.
00:02:16Oh, no.
00:02:17We won't get caught.
00:02:18You're doing this for Kimberly?
00:02:19Am not.
00:02:20R2.
00:02:20Am not.
00:02:21R2.
00:02:24Can't hurt.
00:02:26You gotta pee.
00:02:27You're shivering.
00:02:29All right.
00:02:30Come on, Sean.
00:02:30Oh, no.
00:02:30That's my favorite, man.
00:02:32No!
00:02:32Gary!
00:02:34There's a little fender bender on the Hollywood three-way near the Vine off-ramp.
00:02:37But other than that, all traffic's moving normally from this hour.
00:02:40This is the song that we're gonna play.
00:02:44After we do this, we go up to Edwards, you know?
00:02:46Where the space shuttle is in.
00:02:48Sean, we haven't even done this yet.
00:02:52I think we took the wrong road.
00:02:54What are you talking about?
00:02:55There it is.
00:02:56Yeah, but how do we get all this stuff up there?
00:02:58I don't see any trails.
00:02:59Make one.
00:03:00Isn't there an easier way?
00:03:01Yeah.
00:03:02I'm just doing this so you can earn a merit badge.
00:03:08Hurry up.
00:03:09The sun's gonna be up in an hour.
00:03:11We're going as fast as we can.
00:03:12You could help, you chicken shit.
00:03:14I am.
00:03:15Move over.
00:03:16Look out.
00:03:16Yeah?
00:03:17Well, look out for this.
00:03:20What was that?
00:03:21Coyote.
00:03:22Hey, what are you doing out here?
00:03:23It's getting too light.
00:03:24I don't think so.
00:03:25I mean, the sun's coming up.
00:03:26Good.
00:03:27We can see what we're doing.
00:03:28But somebody will see us.
00:03:29We're done.
00:03:30Let's get the hell out of here.
00:03:36All right, all right, all right.
00:04:05I don't need no guarantee.
00:04:09I don't need to pay the referee.
00:04:12I just need you on my side.
00:04:17Maybe you think I'm crazy too.
00:04:21Maybe I'll change your mind for you.
00:04:24Don't you wanna come for the ride?
00:04:26You smile.
00:04:28You know.
00:04:29You're watching the show.
00:04:32It's time.
00:04:34You smile.
00:04:35You know.
00:04:36You're watching the show.
00:04:38I'm all I need.
00:04:41Just one wheel and a good radio.
00:04:45No promises or plans.
00:04:48And I need someone who understands.
00:04:51It's the only way to fly.
00:04:57There isn't anything to prove.
00:05:00All you can do is make your move.
00:05:02Grab the engine, wait for five
00:05:05You smile, you know
00:05:07Wanna ride, I don't care
00:05:11It's cold, who's gone
00:05:14Wanna ride, I don't care
00:05:17All I need
00:05:20Just four wheels and a good radio
00:05:34You smile, you know
00:05:37Wanna ride, I don't care
00:05:40It's cold, who's gone
00:05:44Wanna ride, I don't care
00:05:47All I need
00:05:49Just four wheels
00:05:52Just four wheels and a good radio
00:06:04Good morning, boys
00:06:07You have the right to remain silent
00:06:09Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law
00:06:13That's not bad
00:06:15Okay, Sean, this is the end of the line
00:06:17Your ass is in a sling this time
00:06:18Mr. Slade, it's a phase
00:06:20Every boy goes through this
00:06:21Sean is not a bad boy
00:06:23Yeah, Sean's not a bad boy
00:06:24It's just a phase
00:06:25Oh, sure
00:06:26Is that why I'm your probation officer?
00:06:28You little pain in the ass
00:06:30Look, Mr. and Mrs. Wright
00:06:31The state of California's just about had it with him
00:06:33Now, I overlooked the time
00:06:35When he put my phone in Screw Magazine for free phone sex
00:06:37I didn't know there were so many freaks out there
00:06:40How about the time about the matter involving the 5,000 prophylactics?
00:06:43Now, wait a minute, just stop
00:06:44No, no, no, stop
00:06:45He's just coming to the good part
00:06:46Oh, God, what a time to lose my Valium
00:06:48Look, what are we gonna do with the kid?
00:06:51Oh, taken away his allowance
00:06:52Grounded him
00:06:53Well, he got out last night
00:06:54Well, what more can we do?
00:06:55What about summer camp?
00:06:56He's too old for military school
00:06:58How about the Army?
00:06:59I'd say a job
00:07:00But who's gonna hire him?
00:07:04Maybe
00:07:05Your brother Al could give him a job
00:07:07Are you kidding?
00:07:08I can't do that to him
00:07:09Of course you can't, Dad
00:07:11I think we should give the boy another chance
00:07:12Shut up
00:07:14Brother Al, he has got a going business
00:07:16But he could probably use some extra help here and there
00:07:17And besides
00:07:18He handled tougher characters than you when he was in the Marines
00:07:20No way, I'll take jail
00:07:23Okay
00:07:23Let me just warn you
00:07:25You're not black
00:07:26You're not brown
00:07:27And you don't belong to any gang
00:07:29Now, you'd last just about as long down there as vanilla ice cream in hell
00:07:33Yeah, your booty wouldn't be safe for five minutes, sweetie
00:07:36Those butt-slammers would just love you
00:07:41Al can't refuse me
00:07:42He owes me too much money
00:07:43Yeah, another bad investment like that HHT deal
00:07:46Not now, huh?
00:07:47We'll see some investment returns
00:07:48What's HHT?
00:07:50Oh, damn!
00:07:52Look, all right
00:07:52Which is it?
00:08:01How is dear sweet old lovable Uncle Al anyway?
00:08:15Is this it?
00:08:17Now, it's all been set up with Al
00:08:18Now, you shape up or you ship out
00:08:20All right, all right
00:08:21Mom, open the door
00:08:22We love you, Sean
00:08:23Look, now we're only trying to save you from the butt-slammers
00:08:26Mom, take another Valium
00:08:28That's a good idea
00:08:29Bye
00:08:46Hey, what can I do for you?
00:08:48I'm looking for my Uncle Al
00:08:51Oh, I was kind of hoping you folks had lost my address
00:08:55So was I
00:08:56How you doing?
00:08:57All right
00:08:58You know anything about plumbing?
00:09:00Here, it's a shitty job
00:09:01Cute
00:09:02Ha, ha, ha, ha
00:09:04Yeah
00:09:05You got a driver's license?
00:09:07Yeah
00:09:07Library card
00:09:08I brought a note from my mom, too
00:09:09Ha, ha
00:09:10Kid really came prepared, didn't he?
00:09:12This old man's got my nuts in a wringer
00:09:17But soft
00:09:18What light through yonder window breaks
00:09:20Al, you're still here
00:09:21You're supposed to be gone five minutes ago to that appointment
00:09:23What is this?
00:09:25Jeff, these have got to go out today, okay?
00:09:27Hey, Sean
00:09:27This is Leslie, Leslie
00:09:29This is Sean
00:09:29That's my nephew
00:09:30Hi
00:09:33Nice eyes
00:09:35They're Hazel
00:09:37Al, would you come on?
00:09:38Let's go
00:09:38All right
00:09:39Hey, you stole that bag, kid
00:09:40You come with me
00:09:41Put him on a payroll
00:09:42Put him on a payroll?
00:09:44What are you talking about?
00:09:45I told you to put him on the payroll
00:09:48We can't afford it
00:09:49You can't even pay Jeff and me
00:09:51Your bank statement reads like a national deficit, Al
00:09:54What are you going to pay him with?
00:09:56I, uh, I, uh, we'll talk about that later
00:09:58I can't lose this account
00:10:00All right, it's your bankruptcy
00:10:02Nice seeing you, Leslie
00:10:03I hope I can see more of you
00:10:05Hey, will you get in here?
00:10:10What account is Al talking about?
00:10:13Hollywood hot tubs, why?
00:10:14God damn it!
00:10:16Al was supposed to make that sales call with him
00:10:18Jeff
00:10:19I'm sorry
00:10:20What the hell is going on here, though?
00:10:22Oh, you know Al from the halls of Montezuma
00:10:24What is he trying to do?
00:10:26Make the sales pitch himself?
00:10:27That's our hero
00:10:30I'd like to be your hero
00:10:32Jeff, we have been through this before
00:10:33I don't mix plumbing with pleasure
00:10:37Excuse me
00:10:43All right, kid
00:10:44These are the rules
00:10:45There's no booze
00:10:46No drugs
00:10:47And no women
00:10:47No fun
00:10:48Yeah, well, that's the way it is
00:10:50I'll tell you that
00:10:50You mess up one time, kid
00:10:52And you are in the brig
00:10:53Hey, I'm not in the Marines
00:10:55Yeah, I know
00:10:57They only hire men
00:10:58Aye, aye, Captain America
00:10:59Yeah, well, I'll tell you
00:11:01That's the way it is
00:11:02And I ain't going to have
00:11:02No little shit like you
00:11:03Messing up my social life
00:11:05You understand that?
00:11:06So you just learn to live with it
00:11:07You're the boss
00:11:08Yeah, that's right
00:11:09I'm just trying to teach you a trade
00:11:12What?
00:11:13Plumbing 101?
00:11:14Let me tell you something
00:11:15We are working when there's a lot of college kids
00:11:17That are out of work
00:11:18I'm telling college graduates
00:11:20Start working now
00:11:21I'll tell you what
00:11:22If it whistles, bubbles, or farts
00:11:23If it's got to do with plumbing
00:11:25And it messes up
00:11:25I'll tell you
00:11:26Hollywood plumbing can't fix it
00:11:28You happy being just a plain old plumber?
00:11:30Plain old plumber
00:11:31You can
00:11:32I am a hot tub specialist to the stars, kid
00:11:35That ain't bad, huh?
00:11:37What has he thought of that?
00:11:38She's sharp, huh?
00:11:39Yeah, she's pretty hot, too
00:11:41You really got any stars?
00:11:43Stars?
00:11:43Hell, what are you talking about?
00:11:45On the books, I got Doris State
00:11:46Troy Donahue, Tab Hunter
00:11:48Who's Tab Hunter?
00:11:50Tab, well, he's a little bit before your time
00:12:03The place looks like he's got a lot of money, huh?
00:12:05Bet the mob runs it, huh?
00:12:06Nah, this place too tasteful for the mafia
00:12:10It's too American for the Japanese or the Koreans
00:12:13And it's too fast for the Mexicans
00:12:17LAPD, open up
00:12:18Hey
00:12:18Okay
00:12:18Hey, will you get out of the way?
00:12:20We're with the Hollywood plumbing, the hot tub repair people
00:12:23Where do we go?
00:12:26Where do we go?
00:12:27Like you go straight down the hall
00:12:29And like to your right
00:12:30Then that's safe
00:12:31Oh, will you get going?
00:12:33Just get, thank you
00:12:34Maybe later
00:12:34Just get going
00:12:39No, I am not going to put that banner up the day of the party
00:12:42Just a minute
00:12:43Be right with you
00:12:45I need to plug that anniversary party at least two weeks in advance
00:12:49I need that banner tomorrow, it does me absolutely no good
00:12:52That's right
00:12:55Look, this is very important to me
00:12:57All my investors are going to be there
00:12:59Yeah
00:13:01Okay
00:13:02See you, bye
00:13:04Can I get you beer, cola, anything?
00:13:07Nah, nah
00:13:07Nah
00:13:09I don't know why, but I wasn't expecting two such handsome guys
00:13:13What do you got for me, Al?
00:13:15Can I get a price list?
00:13:17Well, it'd be a little different for a commercial place like this
00:13:20Yeah
00:13:21May I?
00:13:23Sure, be my guest
00:13:27Okay
00:13:27What are we talking about?
00:13:29Well, that depends
00:13:30I mean, I don't know what you got here
00:13:35Crystal, honey, you still up front?
00:13:36Sure, ma'am
00:13:37I'm a friend
00:13:38Like, wherever I am
00:13:41That's Crystal, my daughter
00:13:43Can you bring a brochure back, please, baby?
00:13:47Okay, Al
00:13:49What kind of volume discount you're going to give me?
00:13:51Well, that'll depend
00:13:54What do the other hot tub owners get?
00:13:56I'm going to have to check my records on that
00:13:59Hey, ma'am
00:14:04Oh, thanks, sweetie
00:14:10Boy, you got a lot of hot tubs here
00:14:12That's right
00:14:13I'm thinking about expanding into the space next door
00:14:16You give me a good deal, and that's yours, too
00:14:18All that work and those big, strong hands all over those pipes
00:14:22Ugh, like how primitive
00:14:25Crystal, enough
00:14:27Al
00:14:29I'm canning my present hot tub repair service
00:14:31I need to find somebody who can move real fast
00:14:35Everything's got to be shaped up for that anniversary celebration
00:14:38Can you give me a bid?
00:14:40Well, I can't give you a price right now
00:14:42I'm going to have to work up some figures
00:14:43No, I need it right now
00:14:46Well, I can't give you a price
00:14:47There's a lot to be considered here
00:14:48There's the labor, there's the parts, there's
00:14:51The overhead tits and ass
00:14:53What?
00:14:54Hey, fast, fast
00:14:55I said I'm going to give you a price list real fast
00:14:57Look, you work it out and call me, okay?
00:15:00Yeah, we'll, uh, we'll, uh...
00:15:02Talk!
00:15:03Talk!
00:15:04We'll talk
00:15:07Bye, guys
00:15:12You goddamn jackass
00:15:14Mom, there's some tension here
00:15:16With the prices, prices
00:15:18I did not give her any goddamn prices
00:15:20I did not do my homework
00:15:22Sean, this is your first lesson in business
00:15:25If you do not get an affirmative commitment
00:15:28The first shot out of the box
00:15:30Then you just don't get shit
00:15:33That's deep, Al
00:15:34Real deep
00:15:45Dead gun, son of a gun
00:15:47Oh, can I help you, ladies?
00:15:49Al, I'm taking care of him
00:15:50Oh
00:15:50Uh, Al
00:15:51Tom, yeah
00:15:53Can I see you out back in just a minute?
00:15:55Oh, yeah
00:15:55Sylvia
00:15:57Uh, you ladies are probably interested in the thermal therapy aspects of a hot tub
00:16:02Uh, you know, the nice, relaxing bubbles, soft atmosphere
00:16:06Can it, sweetie?
00:16:08We're out to get laid
00:16:09We want the love tub model
00:16:11You know, vibrating jets, pulsating pit, bar, stereo
00:16:17You know, orgy time
00:16:19Tub for six
00:16:20Can you dig it?
00:16:22Here's our address
00:16:24Bring it by on Friday
00:16:27And if the tub's ready, you can bring it, too
00:16:34Okay
00:16:35What happened at the Hollywood hot tub?
00:16:37I think Al blew it
00:16:38I knew it
00:16:40You know, Al should have been in the Marines
00:16:42So what's the deal with Jeff?
00:16:44He's gonna be breaking you in
00:16:45Oh?
00:16:47I hear you're moving in with Al and his houseboat
00:16:49Yeah
00:16:49The whole thing's my parents' idea
00:16:52I'm their problem child
00:16:55So why is somebody as pretty as you working in a dump like this?
00:16:59For what?
00:17:01I like it
00:17:03You like it?
00:17:06Yeah
00:17:07I like doing my job well
00:17:08And like the many
00:17:09What do you think about me?
00:17:12I don't
00:17:14So I suppose a date's out of the question?
00:17:16That's right
00:17:17See, I had this rule about not dating at the office
00:17:19Okay
00:17:20We'll go to a movie
00:17:21Oh, give me a break, okay?
00:17:24I don't mix plumbing
00:17:25I never mix plumbing with pleasure
00:17:26Shut up, Jeff
00:17:27I've got your uniform
00:17:31I wouldn't put this on my probation officer
00:17:33It's a good thing
00:17:34Because you're gonna be wearing it
00:17:35Come on, Bozo
00:17:36We got a job to do
00:17:38Al?
00:17:41Where is he?
00:17:42You know, your Uncle blew that hot tub deal
00:17:44The problem with him is he doesn't know how to sell himself, you know?
00:17:48Self?
00:17:49Yeah
00:17:49It's not the product that sells
00:17:50It's the salesman that sells the product
00:17:53I don't catch a drift
00:17:54Oh
00:17:56Hey, listen
00:17:57You're looking at a salesman
00:17:58I mean, I would have had that deal in a second, man
00:18:01Hell, I could even sell MGM the Yellow Pages as a movie script, for God's sake
00:18:06Left, left
00:18:06We're gonna bear left up here
00:18:07Okay, okay
00:18:09What's with Leslie?
00:18:10Like in one way
00:18:11She's seeing anybody?
00:18:14Not your type
00:18:14I mean, you know, she wants someone a little more mature
00:18:17Say like, oh, 24 years old
00:18:19Six foot one and a half inches tall
00:18:21You know, great muscle
00:18:22A guy with ambition knows what to sell
00:18:25You?
00:18:26Oh, yeah
00:18:27Someone like me
00:18:29So don't waste your time
00:18:30Hello?
00:18:33Anybody home?
00:18:35Yoo-hoo!
00:18:36Hello?
00:18:39Hello?
00:18:41God, what a place
00:18:43Boy, these Hollywood film producers sure make a good living
00:18:50Hmm
00:18:55Ah, seems to be a busted pipe
00:18:58Probably a locate patch job
00:19:00Any suggestions?
00:19:02Yeah, fix it
00:19:03All right
00:19:04Go for it, Einstein
00:19:05Uh, what do you want me to do?
00:19:08Pry up the deck?
00:19:10This is called a raised deck
00:19:12You see, the distance between it and the ground is called a crawl space
00:19:15Like the distance between your ears
00:19:17Very funny
00:19:18Mm-hmm
00:19:18It's all muddy and slimy down there
00:19:20Yeah, she'll be right at home
00:19:23Oh, by the way, um
00:19:25Watch out for the spiders
00:19:26You wouldn't want to piss any of them off
00:19:28What do you mean, me?
00:19:30I mean, me, Foreman
00:19:31You were finished
00:19:32So you just slide in on your back
00:19:34Follow the pipe down
00:19:34And give me a shout when you find a break
00:19:36You're probably gonna have to feel for it
00:19:38What are you gonna be doing?
00:19:39I'm gonna be out hustling up some business
00:19:41I'll be right back
00:19:42I'll get you, I swear to God
00:19:49Oh, shit
00:19:55I feel like Charles Bronson in the Great Escape
00:20:00Shit
00:20:03Oh, ladies
00:20:04Ladies, let me introduce you to the wonderful world of hot tubs
00:20:08The FBI
00:20:09Oh, shit
00:20:10Oh, god damn it
00:20:13Oh
00:20:19Leaks
00:20:20Leaks
00:20:24Wrench
00:20:26Oh, shit
00:20:35Baby, I had my service call your service
00:20:38We'll take a meeting
00:20:39Lunch tomorrow
00:20:40Fine, I like your deal
00:20:41Now, what's in it for my client?
00:20:43Salary and fees
00:20:45All right
00:20:46Nine hundred thousand
00:20:47And five points
00:20:50Cameron
00:20:51Do you know
00:20:55Sean, are you finished with this thing?
00:20:59I think you know it
00:21:00And we haven't even announced the deal
00:21:02And already leeches are crawling out of the mud
00:21:12Jeff, you just get in, do your job and get out
00:21:15I mean, you know what this place is like
00:21:23All right
00:21:26Okay, you check out the problem
00:21:27I'll get the tools and be right in
00:21:28Okay
00:21:45Hello
00:21:47Hello
00:21:49Hello
00:22:11I'm here for the hot tub
00:22:13Oh, broken
00:22:13No, I'm here to fix it
00:22:15Oh, we fix
00:22:16Wait, wait
00:22:17I gotta get my tools
00:22:18Tools? How long?
00:22:20I don't know
00:22:20It could be a minute
00:22:22It could be all night
00:22:22All night?
00:22:24Very much expensive
00:22:25No, no, no, no
00:22:26You don't understand
00:22:27You see, I fixed the hot tub with my tools
00:22:29Yes, yes
00:22:30Your tooth is broken
00:22:31We fixed many yen, you know
00:22:32Oh, sure do now
00:22:33Jesus Christ
00:22:35Oh, charge next door
00:22:36I feel like Raymond Burr
00:22:38In a Godzilla movie
00:22:39Godzilla?
00:22:39No problem
00:22:40I'll get it down there
00:22:41Let's take
00:22:42Oh, shit
00:22:46Oh, shit
00:22:47Is my hunk ready?
00:22:49No, not yet
00:22:50Go back, I send
00:22:51Hey, wait a minute
00:22:52You're not going to
00:22:53You are
00:22:55Mmm, cute
00:22:57No
00:22:57No
00:22:58With that
00:22:59You are
00:22:59Oh
00:23:01Hey
00:23:01We're not communicating
00:23:03Give it a chance
00:23:05You want a two girl?
00:23:06No
00:23:06I don't want any girls
00:23:08You want hunk?
00:23:09You like a bad slumber?
00:23:10What?
00:23:11Look, I'm new at this
00:23:12Don't worry
00:23:12We teach
00:23:13Now you're hurt
00:23:14We're very busy here
00:23:15What are you talking about?
00:23:16What matter?
00:23:17You know in this day
00:23:18In English?
00:23:19Dumbboy ass
00:23:20Or fuck knows
00:23:20Can I speak to the boss?
00:23:22Please
00:23:22You police?
00:23:24You want to see big boss?
00:23:25No, please
00:23:26Can I
00:23:26Get out now
00:23:27It's no fortune cookies
00:23:28Okay
00:23:29But I'm going to have to charge you
00:23:30For a service call
00:23:31Oh, shake down
00:23:35Hustle, my girls
00:23:36Huh?
00:23:36Shake down, huh?
00:23:37Wanting to pay off?
00:23:38Who the hell are you?
00:23:39Who's he?
00:23:40The owner
00:23:41Okay, mister
00:23:42I'm here on business
00:23:43Hot tubs
00:23:44He police
00:23:45He police
00:23:46He's no police
00:23:47Who are you working for anyway, huh?
00:23:49Luigi Gambino
00:23:50Rico Scafoso
00:23:51I don't know what you're talking about
00:23:52I'm here to repair the whirlpool
00:23:54He don't understand English
00:23:56Don't know his fuckboy hat
00:23:57Okay, okay
00:23:58You don't want anything
00:23:59That's right
00:24:00And we don't need nothing
00:24:01We don't need no protection
00:24:03We don't need nothing fixed
00:24:05In fact
00:24:05I'm going to fix your face
00:24:07Yeah
00:24:08You know what I like to see happen
00:24:10With slime like you
00:24:11No
00:24:12Okay, they're back here, boys
00:24:13Y'all close off the imps
00:24:14Excuse me, everyone
00:24:15I'm here from immigration
00:24:16Immigration?
00:24:17Who are you trying to kill?
00:24:18Let me see your green cards, everybody
00:24:19Let me see your ID
00:24:20Okay
00:24:24What do you want?
00:24:25Out of the way, bozo
00:24:27Who are you doing here, boy?
00:24:28I'm here to fix the whirlpool
00:24:30Oh, Funko
00:24:30Why didn't you say so?
00:24:31Go on, boy
00:24:32You don't know what to work
00:24:34Okay, you two girls
00:24:35Y'all come on around here
00:24:35Now
00:24:37I understand you two young ladies
00:24:38Want to become American citizens
00:24:40Wait a minute, wait a minute
00:24:41Maybe we can work something out here
00:24:43What you got in mind?
00:24:45Maybe a little nookie
00:24:47Yeah
00:24:48Yeah, nookie, nookie
00:24:52Freelance got a therapist
00:24:53A reporter for the LA Times
00:24:55I'm telling you
00:24:56That shop on Hollywood Boulevard
00:24:58Will print anything
00:25:00Ladies
00:25:00Ladies
00:25:01Ladies
00:25:02Ladies
00:25:02Ladies
00:25:05Ladies
00:25:06Ladies
00:25:07Ladies
00:25:08Ladies
00:25:09Ladies
00:25:11Ladies
00:25:12Ladies
00:25:12Ladies
00:25:12Ladies
00:25:14Ladies
00:25:15Ladies
00:25:15Ladies
00:25:16Ladies
00:25:16Ladies
00:25:16Ladies
00:25:17Ladies
00:25:17Ladies
00:25:24Watch for us deep in your private life
00:25:30We will be waiting for you too
00:25:35We will be shining a cyan blue light
00:25:41Give us the night to come through
00:25:45You give and you take by you
00:25:49Tonight is bonus token night. Regular 25 cent bonus. Now three for a dollar.
00:25:54One blast at a time and the most you can score is 10,000 points.
00:25:57There's nothing wrong with that.
00:25:59Xavier, Saxon, Dig Dog, Donkey Kong. You are a video friend.
00:26:04No, I'm not. I'm not hooked.
00:26:06You got a quarter.
00:26:08Dig the one in blue, man.
00:26:11Nice hair.
00:26:12No, no, no, no. Not her stupid. The one in the blue blouse.
00:26:16Go for it.
00:26:17Look at it.
00:26:18Conan, your pizza is ready.
00:26:22Get the scout. The one over here. Get this one over here.
00:26:24Over here. Over here.
00:26:25Thought you could get past their defenses, didn't you?
00:26:27What are you doing?
00:26:28Oh, you need a spotter.
00:26:29What?
00:26:30Oh, here. Over here.
00:26:32See, I told you we could beat them.
00:26:33Together we rule the universe.
00:26:35Oh, get the blue one. Blue one.
00:26:36Get the pink one.
00:26:37The big red and pink one with the yellow squiggly tail.
00:26:39And they're coming to 2 p.m. then.
00:26:40Quick, what's your name? What's your name?
00:26:42Quick.
00:26:42Janet, Janet.
00:26:42Oh, I'm Jeff. I'm Jeff.
00:26:43Over here. Get this one. Get this one.
00:26:44Over here. Over here.
00:26:46Oh, what's your phone number?
00:26:475-5-5.
00:26:493-7-1-8.
00:26:51We got him!
00:26:54Remove all bikes blocking the doorway,
00:26:56or they will be towed and crushed.
00:26:59Well, if it isn't the gruesome twosome.
00:27:02Leslie.
00:27:02Leslie.
00:27:03I want you to be these guys.
00:27:04I know these guys. I work with them.
00:27:05Surprise, surprise.
00:27:07Scoring, Annie.
00:27:08It all depends.
00:27:10So, I'll let you out on your cage for the evening.
00:27:12Well, sort of. It's my first night of freedom.
00:27:14Come on. Let's celebrate.
00:27:16You can buy me a soda.
00:27:17You got it.
00:27:22Hey, you gonna help me spot or what?
00:27:24Yeah.
00:27:24Yeah, yeah.
00:27:25Here we go.
00:27:26Ready? Hit it.
00:27:27The Invincible Warrior game is out of order.
00:27:31No caffeine coke with Nutra-Sweet and Lemon, please.
00:27:34Give me a multi-blaster.
00:27:35Shot of Sprite, Tab, Fruit Punch, Root Beer.
00:27:39Coca-Cola.
00:27:40Here you go.
00:27:43Thanks.
00:27:44Yeah, thanks.
00:27:45Cal in the morning will be broadcasting live
00:27:47from Westworld this Saturday.
00:27:50Love it.
00:27:54God, it feels good to relax.
00:27:55After all the hassles I've been going through.
00:27:57What, with Al?
00:27:59Yeah.
00:28:01And with my folks.
00:28:03Everybody keeps telling me what a great opportunity this is
00:28:05for me to do something with myself.
00:28:07Big deal.
00:28:08It's great money.
00:28:11Is that all that's important to you?
00:28:13Of course not, but it's better than starving.
00:28:17Who said anything about starving?
00:28:20Living, driving places, doing stuff with my friends,
00:28:23good food and drink.
00:28:25Sean, but none of that's free.
00:28:28Leslie, something's got to be simple.
00:28:31There isn't.
00:28:33Sean, growing up is hard.
00:28:35I know I've been through it.
00:28:39I wanted my freedom, too.
00:28:41I mean, I thought I was a big deal
00:28:42and I didn't need anybody.
00:28:44So I move out of my mother's house
00:28:45and get my own place.
00:28:47Nobody told me about the phone bill,
00:28:50the electric bill, the rent, car payments.
00:28:53I mean, some freedom.
00:28:56You've got the cutest little nose.
00:28:58Sean, you haven't been listening to a word I said.
00:29:00Well, we did it.
00:29:02You're kidding.
00:29:03Right here in the arcade?
00:29:04Without birth control?
00:29:06No, you moron.
00:29:08We scored 20,000 points on Xavius.
00:29:10I'm his old blue commander.
00:29:11Big deal.
00:29:12The top score is 40,000.
00:29:13So what's the highest score you have made?
00:29:1530,000.
00:29:17I'm an admiral in charge of the fleet.
00:29:19Oh, yeah.
00:29:20Well, beam me at Scott.
00:29:23Oh, man.
00:29:24These games are silly.
00:29:25Let's go to someplace a bit more mature
00:29:27like the polo lounge.
00:29:29I've got to get you home before Al's curfew.
00:29:31I'll drop the kid off and be right back.
00:29:33Oh, no.
00:29:34I've got my own car.
00:29:35Besides, I want to watch Sean play Xavius.
00:29:37Xavius.
00:29:38Xavius.
00:29:41Come on.
00:29:43Sweeping compound to Area 6, please.
00:29:46Hurry.
00:29:48Really got to stay loose and fast.
00:29:50If you tense up, it slows down your reaction time.
00:29:53Your hand and eye coordination is instinctive.
00:29:55But you really got to get into the zen of Xavius.
00:29:57You react.
00:29:58You don't act.
00:29:58You ever play this particular machine?
00:30:00Mm-hmm.
00:30:01Yeah.
00:30:02Good luck.
00:30:03I'm your piece, Nick.
00:30:04Yeah.
00:30:11Slow.
00:30:12You got to be really, really patient with this app.
00:30:19That's great.
00:30:21Shh.
00:30:21I'm going to break his concentration.
00:30:23I thought you had to be able to think to concentrate.
00:30:292,000 points.
00:30:30How bad.
00:30:31Five more, and I'm going to make the transition into the region of the bacula register shields.
00:30:38Let me.
00:30:39Let me.
00:30:40All right.
00:30:41There's the Galou-Dorot Megasite.
00:30:43Galou-Dorot?
00:30:44It's the last defense barrier before the Andorogenesis.
00:30:47Shit, Andorogenesis.
00:30:48I never destroyed Andorogenesis.
00:30:52Get ready with the blast.
00:30:54Focus.
00:30:56Align the scope.
00:30:57Take a deep breath.
00:31:00Now.
00:31:06I'm coming into the Braxton Crystal.
00:31:08The entire Sheenity is fortly wiped out.
00:31:13I'm a blooded sore, Senator.
00:31:16Dodge.
00:31:17Climb.
00:31:18Dodge.
00:31:19Climb.
00:31:20Up.
00:31:21Up.
00:31:22Up.
00:31:22Go.
00:31:23Go.
00:31:24Go!
00:31:26Get out!
00:31:27Get out!
00:31:28Get out!
00:31:29Get out!
00:31:30Forty thousand points!
00:31:32I'm the Supreme Commander.
00:31:33Well, I'll see you at work tomorrow, Admiral.
00:31:36Come on.
00:31:43Oh, I'm a palm reader.
00:31:46Oh, leave me alone.
00:31:48Oh, leave me alone.
00:31:50Oh, you and Family Tree.
00:31:52A-bids, mikes, crabs.
00:31:55Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, my gosh, I like your puppies.
00:31:59You ought to teach them how to bark.
00:32:03Like, wow, are you looking for something, or like, are you having a spaz attack?
00:32:06Because this is not like the free clinic, you know.
00:32:08Uh, uh, uh, I want to speak with the manager.
00:32:12What's it about?
00:32:12Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, uh-huh, card, uh, yeah, uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:32:19It's in Japanese.
00:32:20Oh, yeah, well, I, I just came from sashimi.
00:32:23Ooh.
00:32:24You're like, totally beige, I mean, like, totally.
00:32:29Okay, fellow me, the office is this way.
00:32:31Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, I'll wait right here.
00:32:34Thank you very much, young lady.
00:32:36You want her, like, to come out to you?
00:32:39Well, like, what suppose if she's on the telephone or some junk?
00:32:44I'll wait. I'll wait, yeah.
00:32:46Okay.
00:33:22Mother!
00:33:23There's, like, some alien out there to see you.
00:33:26What does he want?
00:33:27Who knows? I mean, he just gives you the creepies.
00:33:31Where is he?
00:33:32At the front.
00:33:34Okay, you stay here and I'll check it out.
00:33:36Mother, why?
00:33:39If there's any trouble, I will buzz you and you will call the police, okay?
00:33:43Oh, how exciting. I mean, do you think it's, like, dangerous?
00:34:05Oh, yeah.
00:34:08Okay.
00:34:23Okay.
00:34:45Let's see, 125 to 175 pounds at 360 degrees for 30 to 45 minutes.
00:34:49That should be medium welder while I'm done.
00:35:04Let's see.
00:35:33Why would you just scare me or something?
00:35:36I thought I told you to wait in the office.
00:35:38Well, it's boring and spooky.
00:35:40Crystal, I've only been gone for a minute.
00:35:42I was lonely.
00:35:44I was lonely.
00:35:46Well, so much for your little alien, Crystal.
00:35:51I wish you people would stop scaring me.
00:35:53Well, good afternoon, ladies.
00:35:55And just who the hell are you?
00:35:57Well, I'm sorry to startle you, but your back door was open and I locked it for you.
00:35:59Oh, wow, thanks.
00:36:01Yes, I'm Jeff Partridge with Hollywood Plumbing and I hear you're not happy with your present maintenance service.
00:36:05I already told Al that.
00:36:07Yeah, but did he check the place out?
00:36:10Oh, like, is he for real?
00:36:13Like, unfortunately, yes.
00:36:17Did you know that 90% of all spa, tub, therapy pool, and hydrostage users are not happy with their
00:36:22present service and the other 10% are liars?
00:36:26Do you know about brown rust bacteria?
00:36:28It's a mutant strain found only in the L.A. County waters.
00:36:31It turns the water a dirty brown and can possibly become topos.
00:36:34Well, we don't have it.
00:36:39Ah, no rust bacteria yet, but it could happen in six months.
00:36:44It could even be happening while we speak.
00:36:51Ah, excuse me, ladies.
00:36:53Excuse me.
00:36:54Excuse me.
00:36:56Goodness, goodness, goodness.
00:36:58Mm-hmm.
00:37:00I wonder what this could be.
00:37:02Ah-ha.
00:37:03Broken wire.
00:37:06One of the many problems we encounter every day.
00:37:10No trouble.
00:37:12So this is not the type of problem that a service company would check out?
00:37:17No, but we do.
00:37:33So, you got a special price, Ace?
00:37:35Well, I had one in mind.
00:37:36Well, I like give Al a print a thing.
00:37:38Yeah, but still, you've been open for a year, and that doesn't tell us your current condition.
00:37:41Wonderful.
00:37:43Oh, my God!
00:37:45I mean, candy for sure.
00:37:47Is that it?
00:37:48Brown rust bacteria?
00:37:49Yes, ma'am.
00:37:50I am afraid so.
00:37:58Mom, the hot tub is burning.
00:38:00I can see that, Crystal.
00:38:02Well, obviously, this should not be happening.
00:38:04Well, unless you're planning on serving lobster.
00:38:07Mom, thanks to the dog for the rest.
00:38:08Oh, thank you.
00:38:10Okay, that's it.
00:38:13Jeff, I like you.
00:38:14You make sense to me.
00:38:16A little bit phony, but I'll call you tomorrow to make an appointment.
00:38:20And we will sit down and talk business, all right?
00:38:22Yes, ma'am.
00:38:37Al, I've got to tell you something.
00:38:38You're not going to believe it.
00:38:39No, not now.
00:38:40The limousine is waiting.
00:38:41Let's go.
00:38:42No, it's emergency repairs.
00:38:43Come on.
00:38:45This is a special job.
00:38:46You've got to fix to spy on this movie star limo while you go to the studio.
00:38:49He says it's the drain, Jeff.
00:38:51I think I can handle it.
00:38:52Well, what do you want me to do?
00:38:53Just take care of him.
00:38:55Please, get in.
00:38:56We have only minutes to pick him up.
00:38:57Him?
00:39:02Hey, hey, I'll see you at the mansion.
00:39:05I'll pick you up.
00:39:06Mansion?
00:39:06Mansion.
00:39:08Yeah.
00:39:17Excuse me, but who is him?
00:39:21Him?
00:39:22He's the prince of darkness.
00:39:24He's Dr. Frankenstein's greatest creation.
00:39:27At a full moon, he transforms into raging beasts.
00:39:31At the graveyard, he's first to rise from the dead.
00:39:40Where are we going?
00:39:42To the studio.
00:40:05Let's take a note.
00:40:25You're Rector Blood.
00:40:26I know.
00:40:28Isn't it wonderful?
00:40:31Charles, step on it.
00:40:32I must go over tomorrow's script lines before the full moon rises tonight.
00:40:37Yes, sir.
00:40:38Don't worry about the hot tub, Mr. Blood.
00:40:39I'm going to have it finished in a minute.
00:40:41It's going to be a piece of cake.
00:40:42It's going to be perfect.
00:40:45You must be a fan of mine.
00:40:48A drink, Mr. Blood?
00:40:50The usual?
00:40:51Rusty nail.
00:40:52Right away.
00:40:53And for you, sir, a Bloody Mary?
00:40:56Uh, sure.
00:40:57Right here.
00:40:58And who are you?
00:41:00Oh, hot tub repair.
00:41:03Reminds me of the time I played the preacher from the Black Lagoon.
00:41:08Now, that was a film.
00:41:12Not rusty enough.
00:41:22Uh, what movie are you working on, Mr. Blood?
00:41:25Movie?
00:41:26You want to call that thing I'm working on a movie?
00:41:31You know what my character is?
00:41:34No character at all.
00:41:37Everything is latex, makeup, special effects.
00:41:42How does a really great actor create a character from a special effect?
00:41:50They killed you in there, didn't they?
00:41:52In everyone.
00:41:55No matter.
00:41:56My corpse is stolen by a sympathetic mad scientist
00:42:00who performs an illegal brain transplant.
00:42:04Except, it is a stormy night, lightning strikes, and then, there is only blackness.
00:42:21I have the brain of a monster.
00:42:26I have the brain of a monster.
00:42:56I have the brain of a monster.
00:42:56I have the brain of a monster.
00:42:58I have the brain of a monster.
00:42:58I have the brain of a monster.
00:42:58I have the brain of a monster.
00:42:59I have the brain of a monster.
00:42:59I have the brain of a monster.
00:42:59I have the brain of a monster.
00:43:00I have the brain of a monster.
00:43:01I have the brain of a monster.
00:43:02I have the brain of a monster.
00:43:04I have the brain of a monster.
00:43:18he's really into it last time he played dracula i got six perforated hickeys while driving
00:43:25they ever make that sequel i'm quitting
00:43:32maybe we could put it up inside that way people would know we're really the hot tub repair service
00:43:36to the stars that's a great idea we need to get autographed pictures of all the stars we service
00:43:40i mean that's great publicity for the shop you know i fixed the drain on egger blood's hot tub today
00:43:45all by myself congratulations mr plever you're on your way oh i'm really beginning to learn some
00:43:53things here tell you what when do i get paid friday you want to go out friday sean we work
00:44:00together
00:44:01just dinner well i'll have to check my calendar i know some charming little bistros that are open
00:44:07till the wee hours of the morning truckers say they're excellent what are we talking mcdonald's
00:44:11here yes but you've got to know the right people well i might have said yes if you would have
00:44:16said
00:44:16anything but mcdonald's please please please please please please please all right all right
00:44:22would you would you well why are you so surprised you won't be sorry
00:44:29i think i'm already sorry
00:44:35hey guys don't forget the maintenance work at the boomer's soccer club
00:44:52that's nicely seeing him i mean i got cuter buns muscle nice scrawny money none brains
00:45:03still if he's hot for maybe i should help him out and get him in trouble
00:45:08what's up nothing what's with all the attitude there's no attitude you know i was just thinking
00:45:15picture this two hot tubby pyramid cleaning a whirlpool enter a bouncing bunch of bubbly beauties
00:45:23breathless from their workout sweat trickling down their scanty t-shirts outlining their full
00:45:32firm breast they see us hungry for our flesh they flitting themselves into the whirling waters
00:45:39what's that i'll go check it out
00:45:52hey you want a brownie
00:45:57huh how about a brownie kid huh
00:46:03hey kid you want a brownie
00:46:07damn it sure is chilly in this joint
00:46:11hollywood plumbing leslie speaking can i help you
00:46:15oh hi
00:46:18really well yeah just hold on a second
00:46:21al it's hollywood hot tubs hollywood hot tubs
00:46:24yeah you're kidding
00:46:25so hi
00:46:27bacteriological rust
00:46:28al i've got it it's okay got it i've got it
00:46:30uh you can go back to that important job now uh
00:46:32well i'm not doing it
00:46:33you know al's such a perfectionist insist on handling every account personally
00:46:36it's okay al i've got it
00:46:43so uh how may i be of service to you
00:46:50yeah i'll be right over
00:46:52i think we may have the hollywood hot tub account
00:46:54what are you talking about i thought we lost that
00:46:56yeah how the hell did that happen
00:46:58i don't know minor miracle timing luck
00:47:01on job
00:47:02anyhow i told him i'd be right over with figures
00:47:04what figures figures that i uh made up last night
00:47:07al uh it's getting close to promotion time
00:47:09what are you talking about what figures what promotion
00:47:11now i didn't tell you what is this hollywood hot tub thing
00:47:14tell me about the hollywood hot tub
00:47:17leslie
00:47:18i'm working
00:47:19you hold grudges
00:47:21ask me in about 10 years
00:47:24what about friday night
00:47:25cancel
00:47:28al was right
00:47:30sure it's cold in here
00:47:36i like your proposition very much
00:47:38great
00:47:38then we have a deal
00:47:40i think there's still a few kinks to work out
00:47:42hey anything you want
00:47:45let's have a drink
00:47:46in the middle of the afternoon
00:47:48well
00:47:49rather a special occasion don't you think
00:47:52sure
00:47:57here's to working out the kinks
00:47:59for the kinks
00:48:05do you swim
00:48:06oh yeah but uh
00:48:07don't have a suit with me
00:48:11not to worry
00:48:15medium
00:48:16uh...
00:48:17yeah
00:48:17yeah
00:48:18sure
00:48:18yeah
00:48:25yeah
00:48:26yeah
00:48:53So, can I ask you a personal question?
00:48:57Shoot.
00:48:59Whatever happened to your...
00:49:01Husband?
00:49:04What a joke.
00:49:06I haven't seen him since the day Crystal was born.
00:49:11You should be young and dumb, huh?
00:49:13If it weren't for my brother Jesse,
00:49:16that parasite would still be clinging to me.
00:49:19One day Jesse went to the racetrack,
00:49:21and guess who was there,
00:49:23with the little teenybopper all over him.
00:49:26Jesse grabbed him,
00:49:28and said,
00:49:28you go near my little sister one more time,
00:49:31and I'll make you a nymphie-nosed needle dick.
00:49:34So, are you going with anybody now?
00:49:38No.
00:49:39Give me another ten minutes.
00:49:44You're a funny lady.
00:49:46I'm not joking.
00:49:48You're not.
00:49:51Something has changed in me today.
00:49:59You're lovely.
00:50:02If you don't spend the night with me,
00:50:04I'll be forced to spend my time writing very bad poetry.
00:50:10Pam, I don't know about this.
00:50:14The age difference?
00:50:15I don't know.
00:50:17I mean mixing plumbing.
00:50:19Business with pleasure.
00:50:23I bet you say that to all the girls.
00:50:30You will be there if this is love.
00:50:36I've been reaching out to you.
00:50:44And I can't believe you're finally reaching to
00:50:51Touch me once.
00:50:53Touch me again.
00:50:55You're finding places where my heart...
00:50:58We made it to California.
00:51:01What do you mean what the hell are we doing in California?
00:51:04We're here to see my baby sister.
00:51:06We're invited to her party.
00:51:07Right on. Hollywood hot tubs.
00:51:09Yeah, that's it.
00:51:12Sure, sure. Booze, broads, and bubbles.
00:51:14But we gotta get there first.
00:51:15So let's go.
00:51:18I hope she's not fooling around with some scum again.
00:51:28Hey, come on, you guys.
00:51:30A toast to Jeffrey Dare and the Hollywood hot tubs.
00:51:33Come on.
00:51:34Well, here's to my promotion.
00:51:37What?
00:51:37What promotion?
00:51:38Well, I mean, we have to hire more employees to get this job done in time.
00:51:42How about a VP in charge of hiring?
00:51:44We cannot afford to hire anybody else, Jeff.
00:51:47We can't afford not to.
00:51:48We've only got two days to get this job done.
00:51:50All right, all right.
00:51:52But you hire them cheap now, huh?
00:51:53Come on now.
00:51:54Let's celebrate.
00:51:57Well, what the hell.
00:52:00Hey, all right.
00:52:03Let's go.
00:52:03Come on.
00:52:04Come on.
00:52:04Hey, let's celebrate here.
00:52:07There we go.
00:52:08A little in there.
00:52:08Just don't spill it.
00:52:09Okay.
00:52:10Here.
00:52:11Hey.
00:52:12Hey, what is the matter with you two anyway?
00:52:14You look like sulking bookends, for God's sake.
00:52:17Give me that there.
00:52:21I propose a toast.
00:52:24To the nicest bunch of people I ever met.
00:52:33You're okay, kid.
00:52:35I drank today.
00:52:38Come on, you two.
00:52:41Come on.
00:52:49Al.
00:52:50You want me to take a look at number six?
00:52:51Good.
00:52:52Hey.
00:52:53Hi, Crystal.
00:52:54Doug.
00:52:56I feel like you've got four applicants out there to see you.
00:52:58No, okay.
00:52:58I'll be right back, okay?
00:52:59No, remember.
00:53:01Minimum wage.
00:53:02No, no, I take that back.
00:53:03Subminimum wage.
00:53:05Uh, hello.
00:53:06Phoebe.
00:53:08Boy, I sure am nervous about all this.
00:53:11Oh, come on.
00:53:11You know, things are shaping up.
00:53:12It'll be ready by tomorrow.
00:53:13You'll see.
00:53:14Well, it's not just the tubs, Jeff.
00:53:16I mean, I've got new customers coming in.
00:53:18I've got magazine and TV people.
00:53:20I've got investors and heavy investors.
00:53:22Hey, don't worry about it.
00:53:23It'll be ready by Saturday.
00:53:24I'm not going to let you down.
00:53:26Okay.
00:53:28Cool.
00:53:29Pam?
00:53:30Hmm?
00:53:32I just want to let you know how much the last few days have meant to me.
00:53:36What I want to say...
00:53:37Shh.
00:53:38Please, Jeff.
00:53:39Don't say anything.
00:53:41It's just too soon for commitments.
00:53:46See you tonight?
00:53:47Yeah.
00:53:53Hmm.
00:53:58Sean, I've got another work order for you.
00:54:00I just finished working in there for an hour.
00:54:02Look, I'm sorry, but I can't spare anybody else.
00:54:04Look, Leslie, I wish you'd ease up on me and just let me explain something to you.
00:54:07There's nothing to explain.
00:54:09Because there was nothing between us.
00:54:12Okay, fine.
00:54:15A finder's fee.
00:54:17Do I have to remind you of the teenage unemployment rate?
00:54:19This fee goes towards special preferential treatment of your job applications.
00:54:23I mean, you do know about the job.
00:54:25Yeah.
00:54:26All right.
00:54:27So is 20 bucks too much to ask for a job like this?
00:54:29It pays that well and there are that many women?
00:54:32He sounds too good to be true, huh?
00:54:33That's why I'm asking.
00:54:35Well, hey, let me tell you.
00:54:36I mean, the job conditions cannot be beat this side of Malibu.
00:54:39Oh, that's the truth.
00:54:51Thank you!
00:54:55People have confiance on me.
00:54:56My friends, you aren't looking at a professional businessman,
00:54:59a member of the Union.
00:55:00Are you impuning the American labor force?
00:55:03if it means so much to you take your goddamn money back no keep it are you sure yes it's
00:55:10your last
00:55:10chance no please take it take our money take it easy easy whore baby we got all day to get
00:55:33in a
00:55:33hot tub we gotta find my baby sister first gotta find me shut up hey hey jesse's my name
00:55:49viking's my game and i want to see my baby sister wow okay what the hell is going
00:56:16well you've come to the right place guys crystal warm-up number six quick okay okay
00:56:24holy sheep shit you got trouble there that's a walking bundle of dynamite oh are you telling me
00:56:31so when's the rest of the gang arrive oh that's it there ain't no more it's just me aquarius and
00:56:36war baby that's right three out of thirty well the others uh iron mike's got a course distributorship
00:56:43mom juggs is running a woman's clinic hurt pickpens idaho senator damn things are changing so fast
00:56:51even i'm wearing design please do you know where sean is i second my call oh well can i talk
00:56:57to you
00:56:57alone for a moment jeff for the last time no how many times do i have to tell you this
00:57:01jeez what i do
00:57:03to deserve this i'm sorry i'm just so confused right now sean don't worry i have a letter from amnesty
00:57:17international what i gotta level with you sean didn't know anything about that girl's soccer team
00:57:24i set him up why i guess i was just jealous of all the attention you were giving him
00:57:34i think i'm flattered
00:57:37you should be friends friends oh by the way where did you send sean someplace called the roman holiday baths
00:58:11hollywood plumbing huh i'm here to fix a shower or something
00:58:17follow me
00:58:22i think your outfit is really hot what you're seeing i'm just a plumber
00:58:27oh ouch a little too kinky for me
00:58:32ah sure are a bunch of friendly guys here where's the showers straight ahead oh and kid
00:58:37when you're all through you're welcome to stick around and join in the fun
00:58:42gee i'd love to you know but my wife's at home waiting for me she's 11 months pregnant you know
00:59:01bye
00:59:04probation officer i don't care if you're tinkerbell eight bucks buddy eight bucks
00:59:13uh do you think i can get a receipt
00:59:17i can get a receipt
00:59:17i can get a receipt
00:59:18the poor baby started swinging back and forth and all of a sudden
00:59:20it's just from the river bikes and all of a sudden
00:59:22oh my god
00:59:22wait
00:59:23wait
00:59:24i'm coming
00:59:25i'm coming
00:59:28hello
00:59:30uh pam
00:59:31oh hi jeff
00:59:34uh pam there's something i've got to tell you
00:59:37sounds serious
00:59:38Well, it is to me.
00:59:41I didn't count on it going this far with us.
00:59:44What?
00:59:47Our, um...
00:59:48Our relationship?
00:59:50Yeah.
00:59:51Look, Pam, this is my day, to be honest.
00:59:53I've got to tell you, I sabotaged your place that day, the bacterial rust and all.
00:59:59What do you mean, Jeff?
01:00:01Well, I caused all the tubs to malfunction.
01:00:03I was trying to land a contract, you see.
01:00:05So you've just been stringing me along, right?
01:00:07You little prick.
01:00:08No, no, no, you don't understand.
01:00:10I understand just fine, goddammit.
01:00:25God damn him, anyway.
01:00:27Well, I just works with the anger, Mom.
01:00:29Jeff is a two-bit con artist, and I fell right into his game.
01:00:33Shit, how did I do that?
01:00:35How the hell did I do that?
01:00:36It's just that guy you introduced me to, right?
01:00:38Right.
01:00:38Well, I didn't like him then, and I like him even less now.
01:00:41Little bum tricked me into giving him the account.
01:00:45Look, I told you he was too young for your baby sister.
01:00:48Oh, really?
01:00:49Well, why don't you just tell me why is it when a guy is seeing somebody who's even half his
01:00:54age, everybody thinks that's real cute.
01:00:56But you turn the tables, and everybody calls the woman a cradle robber, right?
01:01:00Okay, okay.
01:01:01Sorry.
01:01:02Still no excuse to rip you off.
01:01:04Come on, boys.
01:01:05It's party time.
01:01:06See you, the idiot.
01:01:18Jesse, the last time I saw that look on your face.
01:01:21Boys, tomorrow we're going to take that Jeff character and string him up by his balls.
01:01:26You want to show my sister when I'm around?
01:01:42Mom, you're really silly.
01:01:44I mean, just neat.
01:01:46And, like, you're really bending this out of shape.
01:01:49Oh, so you think I'm wrong, too, huh?
01:01:51Mom, call him.
01:01:55Mom, please.
01:01:57He never meant to hurt you.
01:01:59Please?
01:02:20Searching to find the reason
01:02:22Happy?
01:02:24Excited.
01:02:25About the party?
01:02:27Yeah, that, too.
01:02:30I never thought things were going to work out for me.
01:02:33If you told me a month ago that I was going to have a job
01:02:35and the prettiest, most exciting girl in the whole world,
01:02:38I would have croaked.
01:02:41I'm so proud of you.
01:02:43I really am.
01:02:46Leslie, would you do something for me?
01:02:49What?
01:02:50Would you make believe this is the first time for you?
01:02:58I love you.
01:02:59From all the love in your eyes.
01:03:06Oh, you're at a distance, so afraid to try, so afraid to feel the pain of love's goodbye.
01:03:18Oh, you've come the distance, you care enough to try.
01:03:23Love is here for you.
01:03:24I love you.
01:03:25You're there for me.
01:03:27It all begins tonight.
01:03:29In your eyes.
01:03:31Love is in your eyes.
01:03:34It answers all the questions that I have kept inside
01:03:39In your eyes, I can start again
01:03:45From all the love never felt so right
01:03:49It's here with you tonight
01:03:52I've been holding on to a love that's there for you
01:03:58And it all comes alive when I blow into your eyes
01:04:14In your eyes, love is in your eyes
01:04:20In your eyes, love is in your eyes
01:04:30Love is in your eyes
01:04:33Love is in your eyes
01:05:00Love is in your eyes
01:05:01Pamela owes me a lot of money.
01:05:03We know that, Al.
01:05:05Well, I am just protecting my own interest here.
01:05:07Al, everything's in the works, okay?
01:05:09Yeah, everything's in the works.
01:05:10So is Murphy's Law in the works.
01:05:11I know something is going to go wrong here.
01:05:14I just know it.
01:05:15Hey, Al, you don't need that.
01:05:17You're already a nervous wreck for guys.
01:05:18Coffee is the only thing that will calm me down.
01:05:20It's the only thing.
01:05:21Here, try a cool one instead.
01:05:24Al, Allie, my mom takes them all the time.
01:05:27So how strong could they be?
01:05:28Are those tranquilizers?
01:05:29Yeah.
01:05:30What's this?
01:05:32No, no, no, no.
01:05:32You only take one at a time.
01:05:33Hmm?
01:05:34What, with alcohol?
01:05:35Come on.
01:05:41Hello?
01:05:43Uh, first thing tomorrow morning?
01:05:46Uh, 9 o'clock today?
01:05:47Wait a minute.
01:05:48I'm sorry, but we really booked up solid.
01:05:50I mean, there's no repairmen even to take your call.
01:05:53All right, hold on a second.
01:05:53I'm going to check, okay?
01:05:55Al, it's Cameron Evans.
01:05:56He wants to know,
01:05:56can we do an emergency repair service today?
01:05:58I don't care who it is.
01:06:00You know what the situation is here?
01:06:01Tell him no.
01:06:02I know, but he knows our rates and he's just offered five times as much.
01:06:06Like I said, let me talk at him.
01:06:09Yeah.
01:06:10Who is it?
01:06:10Yeah.
01:06:11How are you doing?
01:06:12Yeah.
01:06:13What's the problem?
01:06:14Oh, you kidding?
01:06:16That's all it is.
01:06:17Yeah.
01:06:17Where are you at?
01:06:19Yeah?
01:06:20Yeah.
01:06:20Guy sent someone over in a jiffy.
01:06:22Yeah.
01:06:23Thanks a lot.
01:06:23Bye.
01:06:26It's just a filter and a compressor.
01:06:28Take five, ten minutes?
01:06:29No, no, no, no.
01:06:30Right, Sean?
01:06:32Okay, okay.
01:06:33I'm gone.
01:06:34Oh, this is such a grody mess.
01:06:36I mean, like the party's in an hour.
01:06:37Don't you know?
01:06:38Oh, well, let's have another beer.
01:06:40Let's go and say we're good.
01:06:49Hey.
01:06:50Remember me?
01:06:51Yeah.
01:06:52Come here.
01:06:53See that?
01:06:54It's supposed to be a cauldron of boiling wax, right?
01:06:57Right.
01:06:58Okay, they got the color.
01:06:59They got the smoke.
01:07:00But the clowns can't get the bubbles.
01:07:02See, no bubbles, no boil.
01:07:04They need bubbles.
01:07:05They need lots and lots of bubbles.
01:07:07Not these winky-dinky bubbles.
01:07:08Well, Mr. Blood, this young man will have your cauldron fixed in just a moment.
01:07:15Christ.
01:07:16Character actors.
01:07:18He's in effect.
01:07:19The man is a special effect.
01:07:23Come here.
01:07:24Just fix this thing fast, will you please?
01:07:27Mr. Blood has threatened to walk off the set of it.
01:07:29I'll see what I can do.
01:07:31Just...
01:07:31Fix it fast!
01:07:34Fi...
01:07:44Food!
01:07:46Mmm...
01:07:47God!
01:07:48Yeah!
01:07:50Yeah!
01:07:50Yeah!
01:07:53Yeah!
01:07:58No!
01:08:00Oh, fuck, man!
01:08:03The...
01:08:05God!
01:08:06Man!
01:08:08What's that AM or PM?
01:08:10Fuck, man!
01:08:11It's PM!
01:08:12Gonna be late for baby sister's party!
01:08:26What?
01:08:28No, man!
01:08:29I didn't forget about that scumbag.
01:08:31What?
01:08:33Crystal Babe!
01:08:34Hey!
01:08:35Yeah, we're a little bit delayed.
01:08:38Uh...
01:08:38No, we'll be there soon.
01:08:41Hey, you got a number to that Jeff bum?
01:08:44He's gonna be there tonight.
01:08:45He's not gonna be there tonight.
01:08:47Well, which is it?
01:08:49Perfect.
01:08:51Bye.
01:08:54Excuse me.
01:08:55Did you see Jeff?
01:08:57No.
01:08:57Like, I hope I don't.
01:08:58I like...
01:08:59Oh, no!
01:09:00Like, I told Jesse he'd be here tonight.
01:09:02Crystal, didn't you tell him that everything was okay between Jeff and me?
01:09:06No.
01:09:07He, like, hung up too early.
01:09:08Oh, Crystal.
01:09:10Sorry.
01:09:10My God.
01:09:13Boys, I'm gonna get me a scalp tonight.
01:09:16Yahoo!
01:09:20Let's go.
01:09:23This is sure how far I cried from the bathhouses we had, but I was a boy.
01:09:28Mr. Kensington.
01:09:29Yes, I live in the neighborhood.
01:09:30I wanted to see what the fuss was all about.
01:09:32Well, welcome.
01:09:33Crystal, would you please show Mr. Kensington back to room number four?
01:09:37Okay.
01:09:38Right now.
01:09:39Okay.
01:10:01Come on, come on, come on.
01:10:03What's with them?
01:10:04Oh, they're here to fix room six.
01:10:06What?
01:10:06I said they're here to fix room six.
01:10:07I know.
01:10:08I heard you, but it's supposed to be done.
01:10:09Well, it is, except for room six.
01:10:11That's...
01:10:11Oh, my God.
01:10:12Well, you better hurry up.
01:10:13This whole front is jammed full of people.
01:10:14Hey, Pam is looking for you.
01:10:16Oh, well, tell her I'll be right back, okay?
01:10:17Okay.
01:10:17All right.
01:10:21All right.
01:10:22All right.
01:10:23All right.
01:10:24All right.
01:10:25All right.
01:10:30All right.
01:10:31All right.
01:10:31I need to take a whole pound of tranquilizers.
01:10:33Come on now.
01:10:34I don't know when they're going to wear off.
01:10:41I was about a nice deep bath to clear your head.
01:10:47Wouldn't that be nice, Al?
01:10:49Hi, lovely.
01:10:50Hi, Al.
01:10:51Come on, I'll take care of him, Pam.
01:10:53Come on, Al.
01:10:57Come on, Al.
01:11:00You rang?
01:11:01You got jalapeno dick?
01:11:03Like what?
01:11:04Like, here's a thousand bucks, you cute little thing.
01:11:07Now, I want to order a ton of jalapeno dip with all its roommates.
01:11:13Yay.
01:11:13Yeah.
01:11:18Yeah, to us.
01:11:21Yeah.
01:11:23They're in the record.
01:11:25Do you like know who's in that room?
01:11:27Yeah, Al.
01:11:28Do you like also know where there's a Mexican place that like delivers?
01:11:31Like, well, yes.
01:11:33Oh.
01:12:00Yeah, like, I want a thousand bucks worth.
01:12:02And, like, throw on something extra, okay?
01:12:04Bye.
01:12:08Christo, see that number three is clear, okay?
01:12:11This job is like turning into work.
01:12:14Okay.
01:12:15Okay.
01:12:26Sean, what took you so long?
01:12:28It was no ten-minute job.
01:12:29That's what took me so long.
01:12:30Where is everybody?
01:12:31Well, Al's steaming and Jeff's gone off someplace.
01:12:33And get somebody else up front.
01:12:38Like, what is wrong with the darn light?
01:12:41Like, this room is reserved for somebody.
01:12:44Like, you're going to have to pay extra.
01:12:47Right, like, talk it over with my mother.
01:12:49Like, what is wrong with this darn light?
01:12:52Like, shit.
01:12:54Like, I'm going to talk to my mother about this.
01:12:58Like, have you guys seen my mom?
01:13:00Yeah, she's up front.
01:13:00Like, this guy in room three, like, won't leave.
01:13:03Like, shit.
01:13:07Water.
01:13:08Water.
01:13:09Water.
01:13:12There's, uh, champagne up in front.
01:13:15Better.
01:13:16Better.
01:13:16Goddamn better.
01:13:18I think I knew that, Tush.
01:13:23It's crazy.
01:13:27I mean, hey, this is a Hollywood premiere, isn't it?
01:13:30I know, but you look so different.
01:13:31Well, at least if you die now, you won't have to change clothes.
01:13:35Jeff, you were worried.
01:13:37Oh, so was I.
01:13:37You know, Taylors is so unreliable.
01:13:39By the way, what's this place like in the busy season?
01:13:41Jeff, I've got to talk to you.
01:13:45Pardonnez-moi, but we have been waiting here a good eight minutes.
01:13:48This isn't like Il Ristorante, is it?
01:13:50Well, you can go right back now.
01:13:52I've just had Crystal check out number three, and it's all ready for you.
01:13:55Mom!
01:13:56Nice seat.
01:13:57Now, Crystal.
01:13:57Mom!
01:13:58Honey!
01:13:59Now!
01:14:04It looks like everybody's here.
01:14:07No, not quite everybody is here.
01:14:20Excuse me, please.
01:14:41Oh, my God.
01:14:42Oh, my God.
01:14:43Jesse's here.
01:14:44Oh, my God.
01:14:45What?
01:14:46Jesse's here.
01:14:47Oh, are you kidding?
01:14:48No.
01:14:48Oh, listen, everybody.
01:14:49We've got trouble.
01:14:50Oh, Jesse's got it in his head that Jeff is using me.
01:14:53What?
01:14:53I know that he's out to get you.
01:14:55He looks real mad.
01:14:56I mean, like he really wants to kill somebody.
01:14:58Why didn't you tell me this before?
01:14:59I have been trying.
01:15:01Pam, why don't you call the police?
01:15:02Oh, please.
01:15:03I've seen Jesse eat a sheriff's badge.
01:15:05I think you better just go.
01:15:06I'll take my chances here.
01:15:08Oh, ah.
01:15:09Oh, my God.
01:15:10Come on, Sean.
01:15:11He's going to need help.
01:15:12Okay.
01:15:14Party, party.
01:15:22Hi, Uncle.
01:15:24Where's Loverboy?
01:15:25Now, Jesse.
01:15:26Come on.
01:15:26I just want to talk to him.
01:15:27He ain't here.
01:15:28Who ain't here?
01:15:30UCLA marching band.
01:15:31Come on, baby sister.
01:15:32Where is he?
01:15:41Come on.
01:15:53Where did he go?
01:15:55Sean, I don't know.
01:15:56Huh?
01:15:57I said I don't know.
01:15:59Oh, my God.
01:16:00Sleep.
01:16:00Who?
01:16:06What prompted that?
01:16:08Come on.
01:16:09Let's get back to the reception area.
01:16:10Come on.
01:16:10Okay.
01:16:11What?
01:16:14Hey, Jeff.
01:16:15What's happening?
01:16:16Yeah.
01:16:16What the hell's going on?
01:16:17I'm not nothing.
01:16:18We got it under control.
01:16:19Hey, guys.
01:16:19Look who's here.
01:16:21Hey, Jeff.
01:16:22Yeah.
01:16:22Ha.
01:16:24What the hell is that?
01:16:26There must be some air in the pipes.
01:16:27We've been hearing it all evening.
01:16:29Oh, shit.
01:16:31Shit.
01:16:33I'll tear the whole damn place down if I have to to find him.
01:16:36Find who?
01:16:37I'm looking for some guy named Jeff.
01:16:38Oh, Jeff.
01:16:39He's in the back back there.
01:16:40Ow.
01:16:41It's the door.
01:16:41It's you.
01:16:42Jesse.
01:16:43Jesse, dear God, please be reasonable.
01:16:45This is my big night.
01:16:46Oh, God.
01:16:47I don't need any trouble.
01:16:48Jesse, you shit.
01:16:49We've got to do something.
01:16:51Oh, my God.
01:16:52My folks.
01:16:53Hmm?
01:16:55Wally, what kind of place is this?
01:16:56Oh, Bev, I told you.
01:16:57It's a resort spot.
01:16:58Well, with all these freaks around.
01:17:01Yeah.
01:17:01Trying to handle it.
01:17:02I think I need a vacuum.
01:17:06I don't know what's going on, but keep it up.
01:17:28i think i've got an idea does anybody know uh whose motorcycles are parked out front yeah
01:17:36huh uh well they're being towed away
01:17:49what's that my jalapeno dip what a jalapeno dip
01:17:59mr slaves what are you doing here mr mrs right hello are you a friend of mine is an investor
01:18:04in the spa really well so are we here here he comes now hi sweetheart hi uh see you later
01:18:17i'm sorry sir this room is closed
01:18:27i think we're supposed to watch somebody let's grab some food first
01:18:45oh excuse me dear but uh have you seen my husband mr kensington this is my voice time
01:18:51they're here not with a girl what the hell teaching breaststroke right
01:19:18all this fuss over a giant bathtub yeah i know really well i don't know i know it's a hell
01:19:23of a party
01:19:26oh i want you ever since i saw that cute little fanny of yours i've been dying to take a
01:19:31bite out of it
01:19:34oh holly what a pleasure say al
01:19:37they see you still married the old pill popper huh a couple of days
01:19:40al i take a few valium for my nerves you know really i don't have to stand here and be
01:19:46insulted
01:19:46no you don't why don't you go over there sit down
01:19:51you're off the christmas list
01:19:55smyron
01:19:59where are you darling
01:20:02smyron
01:20:16smyron
01:20:19you're turn no rules
01:20:29you've got mouse breath
01:20:37okay okay
01:20:38so you got him three or four dozen lucky shots
01:20:42Now stand back.
01:20:44Jeff?
01:21:12Myron!
01:21:13Oi! Mama!
01:21:21What do you think?
01:21:24I think I'm in love.
01:21:27Now?
01:22:03I give up! I give up!
01:22:17Where the hell are you all going?
01:22:19You're leaving a party!
01:22:22I think I've got a feeling.
01:22:32Now, that was fun.
01:22:35I wonder if they'd let me keep the costume.
01:22:43That was a hell of a party.
01:22:45Sure was.
01:22:45I second to Bozo.
01:22:47With all the headlines we got, we're booked for months.
01:22:50Great. That gets my parents and Al off of them.
01:22:53Oh, no.
01:22:56Is there a plumber in the house?
01:22:59Well...
01:22:59Hey, no problem. It's just a broken seal on the compressor, that's all.
01:23:03You're wrong, Wash Your Breath. It's a switch on the thermal couple.
01:23:06No way, Bozo. Get out your plumbing manuals. It is a broken compressor.
01:23:10Look, I know more about hot tubs than you ever did here in San Ylod.
01:23:13No way!
01:23:14No way!
01:23:14No way!
01:23:14I'm telling you!
01:23:15No way!
01:23:36Oh, how exciting, I mean, do you think it's like dangerous?
01:23:52Now, that was a film, not rusty enough.
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