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مسلسل Something Very Bad Is Going to Happen مترجم - Episode 1
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02:06Go away from my window, leave at your own chosen speed, I'm not the one you want, babe, I'm not
02:21the one...
02:22Rachel!
02:24Are you okay?
02:25Oh my god.
02:26Do you want to switch?
02:26We can switch.
02:27What the fuck?
02:28I know.
02:29Do you want me to drive?
02:30Sorry, yeah, no, no, it's fine.
02:32Yeah.
02:33Oh my god, sorry, just can you talk to me so I don't fall asleep again?
02:36Yeah, okay.
02:37Okay, um, oh, the original Coldies is coming up at the next town.
02:43Yeah?
02:44Yeah, Coldies?
02:45What, they didn't have Coldies in Oregon?
02:49Well, you've heard of Coldies though, right?
02:51No.
02:51The frozen custard shop?
02:52No.
02:53Bro, are you kidding?
02:55What about Larry Poole, the founder of Coldies?
02:58How would I know about the founder of an ice cream shop that I've never heard of?
03:01I mean, he also murdered three women, and it's custard, not ice cream.
03:07Oh my god, how?
03:08They make it different from ice cream.
03:10No.
03:10It uses more eggs or something.
03:12It was strangulation, I think, mostly.
03:14There's this podcast about Larry Poole, and it talks about this woman who tried to kill
03:19in the early 90s, and she was like eight months pregnant, and she just talks about all
03:23the fucking shit she had to do to survive.
03:26I mean, what kind of fucking shit?
03:29I was in his truck, and he was taking me down this remote highway, and that's when I noticed
03:35this tiny little shoe at my feet.
03:37A Barbie shoe.
03:38That could have meant he had a daughter, so I told him I was having a little girl.
03:43I was pregnant.
03:44I kept reminding him I'm pregnant.
03:46Then I saw a rest stop sign.
03:48I asked if he could stop, and he just reached over and he slit my throat.
03:55It felt hot, the blood coming out of me.
04:01And what I didn't expect is that when you lose a lot of blood, you can feel actually euphoric.
04:10It was the same way I felt all my wedding day.
04:13More than near death, it was almost like love.
04:21And then Larry threw me out on the side of the road.
04:24I just kept thinking, if you close your eyes, you'll die here.
04:30So I got up.
04:32I walked along the road, holding my throat together, and I started to feel less euphoric
04:37and more melted like I was disappearing.
04:42But at the same time, like, I was running a marathon.
04:45And I was winning.
04:47I was winning.
04:50I made it to the rest stop.
04:51A young couple was there.
04:53Their eyes.
04:55God, they were horrified by the sight of me.
04:58But they were so kind.
05:01And thank God for them.
05:02Thank God for them.
05:03Those people saved my life.
05:06I'm gonna grab a lighter from the gas station.
05:08You want anything?
05:10Maybe, uh, cinnamon gum?
05:13It's not that gross.
05:13It's pretty gross.
05:14Oh, will you, uh, save us, see?
05:15Window booth, yeah.
05:23That's every time.
05:28No doubt about it.
05:31I really think you're fine.
05:34Ooh, baby.
05:35I'll shout all about it.
05:46And what?
05:47It's not just that.
05:47I heard that you can also actually feel their bones and organs shifting to make room for the baby to
05:51come out.
05:52You know some women have giant babies.
05:54Have you heard of that?
05:54Like, 12-pound babies.
05:57Huge heads just tearing everything.
05:59We wouldn't have a huge baby.
06:01How do you know?
06:03Well, I just think that, like, our future baby would be...
06:09...dainty.
06:09You can't guarantee that.
06:12I don't want to be torn open.
06:14It'll be small, I promise.
06:15Like this.
06:16Smaller.
06:17Smaller?
06:17Okay.
06:18Smaller than that.
06:20Smaller than that.
06:21Smaller than that.
06:22I can't...
06:23Okay.
06:24That's good.
06:26Wait.
06:27That's so close.
06:29Holy shit.
06:30Really?
06:31Yeah, wait.
06:31I gotta show you.
06:32He's conversed with bad things happening to him.
06:34Why does he keep getting them?
06:35I don't know.
06:36The guy loves dogs.
06:38He loves dogs, then why do they keep going missing?
06:40What do you want me to say?
06:42Dogs go missing.
06:43No, dogs don't go missing.
06:45Cats go missing.
06:46That's not how it works.
06:48Are you sure you've never seen the logo before?
06:50I mean, it's identical.
06:52It is weird.
06:54You even got the pose right and everything.
06:57Yeah.
06:58It's crazy.
06:59You got six cents or something.
07:01Did I ever tell you about my dad's girlfriend, the one that had the daughter of Kathy?
07:05No, keep going.
07:06So this four-year-old girl Kathy, she could remember her past life.
07:09And she always talked about her late husband and how he drowned trying to rescue their son from the rapids.
07:17Sounds like Kathy had a great imagination.
07:19No, I think that children can inexplicably exist in a third dimension or at least remember their past lives.
07:27And I don't know, maybe even the future.
07:29And I think that's weird.
07:31I don't like it.
07:32Or Kathy had a great imagination.
07:36You didn't know Kathy.
07:37She was haunted.
07:39I don't want haunted children.
07:42Yeah, well we won't haunt them.
07:44Make them out haunted.
07:46You're not haunted.
07:47You can't know that for sure.
07:49I hope our kid comes out like you.
07:52That's very sweet.
07:56At least my mom would have to skip that part.
07:59Which part?
08:01The whole thing.
08:02I mean, aren't children just basically like a vessel for old people to pour their love into?
08:07I do.
08:07It's just distracting the inevitable loneliness of aging.
08:09Wow.
08:10You're a great lunch.
08:12I mean, what reason would a person have to keep losing their daughter?
08:15It's not like it's on purpose.
08:17I'm like, who cares?
08:19Can I get bands when I get married?
08:21What's wrong?
08:23It's okay.
08:24I didn't even know her.
08:26Yeah.
08:26It's fine.
08:29We had such a great seven and a half months together.
08:32It was so good.
08:33I didn't, I didn't really even need any more.
08:36Yeah.
08:38Yeah.
08:38Yeah.
08:38I've actually heard that.
08:39That's a secret to a healthy adulthood.
08:42What?
08:43A dead mother?
08:45And then agoraphobic father?
08:47Is that the...
08:47Yeah.
08:47It's perfect.
08:48I think I read a New York Times article about it.
08:50And they said also that someone with overbearing parents makes the perfect match for someone
08:55with a dead mother and a strange father.
08:57Should we, like, get married or something?
08:59Oh, I'm thinking really small ceremony.
09:01My parents' little vacation cabin in the woods.
09:04None of the wedding bullshit.
09:05Just beautiful nature, snow falling outside the window.
09:08And we don't have to fly.
09:09We can drive and stop at the fanciest restaurants we can find.
09:13That's it.
09:14Let's fucking go.
09:15I'll marry you.
09:16Okay, cheers.
09:18Clink.
09:20I love you.
09:21Love you.
09:23Hey.
09:25My family's gonna love you.
09:28Thanks.
09:29She's got it.
09:30We're getting married.
09:33And, um, our kid will be perfect.
09:41Don't put so much pressure on our kid.
09:44Our kid will be mediocre.
09:45Some kids kill their own parents.
09:48Okay, but how is our kid gonna kill us when it's only this big?
10:06He's killing the dogs, isn't he?
10:09What?
10:18Are you okay?
10:20All right.
10:28Oh, my God.
10:28Oh, my God.
10:29Oh, my God.
10:30Oh, my God.
10:33Oh, my God.
10:34Okay, good job.
10:57I got it.
10:59Ready?
10:59Three, two, one.
11:13One, two, one.
11:18Two, three.
11:20One, three.
11:22Two, three.
11:23Two.
11:23Three.
11:25Four.
11:30You're there?
11:31Three.
11:32Oh, oh, oh.
11:33Wait, man.
11:35Oh, oh, oh.
11:36It's all right.
11:37Wait, wait, wait.
11:38Oh, oh, oh, oh.
11:39Oh, oh.
11:39Oh, oh, oh.
11:40Oh, oh.
11:41Oh, oh, oh.
11:42Oh, oh, oh.
11:44Oh, oh, oh.
11:48Damn.
11:49It's out.
11:51Oh.
11:57Babe.
11:58What?
11:59We weren't ready.
12:00I'm sorry.
12:01It was a long tunnel.
12:04Oh, but that's bad luck.
12:06I'm sorry.
12:08I'll get it on the way back.
12:10Fuck.
12:37Fuck.
12:58God, I gotta pee.
13:05Fuck.
13:07Fuck.
13:15Fuck.
13:18Fuck.
13:24Oh.
13:25Damn.
13:25Fuck.
13:42Oh my god, Mickey!
13:44Mickey, come here!
13:45Come here!
13:46What?
13:47Come here!
13:52Look!
13:53Oh my god.
13:54Do you think it's okay?
13:56Okay, stay here.
13:58I'm gonna go check the bathroom.
14:01Rachel, are you-
14:02I'm looking for its parents, and uh, just stay.
14:05I'll be right back.
14:06Rachel!
14:07Uh, okay, hey, hi, baby.
14:11What's up?
14:12No, no, no, don't cry.
14:15Happy baby.
14:17Hello?
14:20Anyone in here?
14:21Melissa.
14:23Wait.
14:37I'm looking for my help.
14:39I'm looking for my friends, too.
15:43Hello?
15:53Hello?
16:11Hello?
16:23Hey.
16:27I'm not getting any service.
16:30I checked the men's room.
16:31There's no one in there.
16:32Oh, fuck.
16:33No service.
16:35Okay.
16:38Um...
16:40Okay, but I think one of us should just stay here with the baby and the other one should
16:42drive to the nearest, like, gas station or restaurant or whatever and call for help.
16:45Okay.
16:45Yeah, um...
16:47What do you want me to...
16:48Why is it quiet?
16:49What?
16:49It freezes stuff in there.
16:51Why is it quiet?
16:53Why is it quiet?
16:55Why is it quiet?
16:58Uh...
16:58Did you try breaking it?
17:19What the fuck?
18:49Hi. Hi. Excuse me.
18:51There's a, like, a rest stop, I don't know, 20 miles south of here off the highway.
18:55I don't have any cell service, but my boyfriend and I, uh, stopped there, and, and we, we found a
19:00baby abandoned in a car,
19:02and I think that maybe something, like, bad might have happened to its parents.
19:07Uh, are you, are you alone out here?
19:16Oh, that's good.
19:19You're here.
19:21Oh, that's less good.
19:23Sorry, can you call the cops, please?
19:25Uh, Benjamin.
19:29Yep, Benjamin.
19:31So cool.
19:33Benjamin was the name of the guy who worked here before me,
19:36but he hung himself in the bathroom with an electrical cord,
19:38and they were too cheap to get me a name tag with my own name on it.
19:41Um, so, could you, could you call the cops now, please?
19:48Are you still?
19:53It helps me relax.
19:54You seem relaxed.
19:55Could you call the cops, please?
19:58Wait here. I'll call.
20:02Oh, my God.
20:29Oh, oh, oh, oh.
21:02Fuck!
21:12Hey, you said south of here?
21:14Uh, yeah, south of here.
21:16Um, hey.
21:17Okay, stay there.
21:19Wait, Benjamin.
21:29Fuck.
21:59Oh, my God.
22:57I'm sure he's the one.
23:12Hey, they're coming to rescue your baby.
23:32What the fuck?
23:35Oh, my God.
23:36Oh, my God.
24:04Oh, my God.
24:40Oh, my God.
24:42Fucking damn it.
24:45Fuck.
24:48Oh, my God.
24:49Sorry.
24:50You scared me.
24:51Is the baby okay?
24:52Oh, yeah.
24:53The family came back.
24:54What?
24:55The fuck?
24:56You're bleeding.
24:57What happened?
24:58So, they thought I was trying to steal their baby, and the guy punched me in the face.
25:02What?
25:02Yeah, they pulled over to get some fresh air because she was car sick, and then I guess
25:06they went for a walk.
25:07And what?
25:08And left their baby in the car?
25:10Yeah.
25:10What?
25:11Is that not fucking psychotic?
25:13Let me see.
25:14Oh, you had such a nice face.
25:17Yeah, they were really apologetic.
25:20They felt like we did the right thing.
25:21Okay.
25:22I'm so glad that they felt that way.
25:24Wait, wait.
25:25Should we wait for the cops?
25:29No.
25:30No, let's get the fuck out of here.
25:45You okay?
25:46You okay?
25:47You okay?
25:47Yeah.
25:48I'm so tired.
26:18What is it?
26:26Whoa.
26:28Yeah.
26:48Your parents' little vacation cabin?
26:52Is it not a cabin?
26:54It's not little.
26:57I'm gonna have a concussion or something.
27:00God.
27:05Okay.
27:07You ready?
27:19Holy shit.
27:24What?
27:25This is insane.
27:33Oh, God.
27:36Yeah.
27:37What is?
27:37Um, it's like a tradition of the family dogs.
27:47Oh, it's actually, we always got in trouble for looking in their eyes because it was considered, like, disrespectful to
27:53do after they were dead.
27:55How would anyone know if you looked them in the eyes?
27:58Just, my dad said that they could see.
28:01I just looked them in the eyes, so why am I in trouble?
28:05I guess we'll find out.
28:11Yeah.
28:29Is that empty chair for me?
28:33I know.
28:34You've always dreamed of being painted into a family portrait guarded by two taxidermy dogs.
28:39Oh, yeah. Did they paint over your brother's ex-wife with his new one?
28:43Yeah. My sister demanded it.
28:48That's fucking weird.
28:50Yeah.
28:55This is the love cave.
28:58The love cave?
28:59Yeah.
29:00Oh, my God, I'm sorry.
29:18No...
29:19I don't know.
29:29No...
29:32Oh, no. My great-grandmother Elizabeth was killed by a bear and her husband died trying to avenge her death.
29:43Wow. Yeah. Would you do that for me?
29:49Of course. Oh, careful, careful.
29:52Sorry. Sorry.
29:54You're good.
29:55I could, um, get you some eyes for your face or I could, you know, just call the letter.
30:02Oh, he's off at 10.
30:07Oh.
30:08I'm just kidding. Are you sure? I can get it.
30:12I got it. Just tell me where it is.
30:14Alright, I'll get the bags from the car. Kitchen, it's, uh, down the atrium.
30:19The right of the curb hallway by the front door.
30:22Here?
30:22Right, right.
30:23Yeah, right.
30:25...
30:33No.
30:39...
30:40...
30:42...
30:43...
30:44...
30:44...
30:45...
30:45You should just knock out of here, we're having a lot of fun.
30:48What would you do?
30:49You're supposed to see.
30:50You're supposed to see.
30:51You're supposed to see.
30:52He eats his chicken all the time.
30:53No, I don't put the rules.
30:54I put it myself.
30:56You do have to be that.
30:57Well, you should divorce him and marry me and complete the Cunningham sibling trifecta.
31:01What the fuck?
31:02You scared the shit out of me.
31:04I'm sorry.
31:04Sorry, I didn't want to interrupt.
31:08I can go.
31:09Oh my god, she exists.
31:11There's no such thing as interrupting.
31:15Come here.
31:15We're family.
31:16Oh, it's your wedding.
31:19Are you excited?
31:21I am excited.
31:23Oh, we were just talking about you and you appeared out of thin air.
31:26I told you I can summon things.
31:28She's not a thing, Portia.
31:30Come meet your new family.
31:34Nellie?
31:35Julie?
31:36It's Nell.
31:37Hi.
31:38It's Jules.
31:40Nice to meet you.
31:40I can't believe we're finally meeting you.
31:42It's like you've been avoiding us on purpose.
31:44Oh my god, no.
31:44I was really disappointed when you didn't come to London or an Iceland trip last summer,
31:47but you were scared of planes or whatever.
31:49I was just telling my friend Cindy about how you and Nikki met at an airport.
31:53Oh, so romantic.
31:58You're really cute.
31:59Isn't she cute?
32:00She's very cute.
32:01Aw.
32:01Oh, let me see the ring.
32:04So pretty.
32:06Nellie, isn't it pretty?
32:07She's pretty, yeah.
32:08So where is darling Nikki?
32:09Uh, he's just unloading the car.
32:11We just got here.
32:12Um, I actually came in here to get some ice for his face because he, um, he got punched
32:21in the face tonight.
32:22Really?
32:23Why?
32:23It's...
32:25It's a long story.
32:30It's...
32:31We got time.
32:35Um, we were at a rest stop in the middle of nowhere and there was, um, like an abandoned
32:42baby in the car.
32:45Nikki stayed with the baby.
32:46I went to get help.
32:46And then when I went to this dive bar, there was this, like, very creepy guy.
32:51And...
32:52What if it was the sorry man?
32:55Portia.
32:59The what?
33:00Did you know there's something evil living in these woods?
33:03No, we're not doing that.
33:05Come on.
33:06I can tell a fucking story if I want to.
33:08I'm done.
33:09Rachel and Sarah.
33:11Night, Rachel.
33:13Goodnight.
33:14Watch out.
33:17I'm gonna go.
33:20Rachel!
33:21Hmm?
33:22It's quick.
33:22It's a bedtime story.
33:27Yeah.
33:28Okay.
33:31Okay.
33:32Picture this.
33:33It's a regular winter day, a day just like today.
33:35Jules is like eight and decides to run away because he's dramatic.
33:38I'm a baby so I don't remember it anyway.
33:40It starts getting dark out and baby Jules is all alone in the woods.
33:45You know what's worse than being all alone in the woods?
33:47When you realize you're actually not all alone.
33:53So Jules hears a woman screaming like,
33:56But worse.
33:58He tries to run away from the sound, but no matter what direction he gets, the screams get louder and
34:04louder and louder and louder and louder and louder and louder.
34:09Until he comes face to face with it.
34:14The sorry man.
34:17With his long, sharp, dirty nails, his distended belly, his mouth open in a downturned smile.
34:27Wailing.
34:29It's awful.
34:30Picture that shit ten fucking feet in front of you and that's what baby Jules sees.
34:35So Jules hides from the sorry man, holding his breath, watching, watching, watching, watching, as the sorry man cuts a
34:47woman open and turns her inside out.
34:53And the whole time he does it, he cries and he says, I'm sorry.
34:58I'm sorry.
35:00I'm sorry.
35:03It's awful.
35:05He's totally deranged and he comes up from hell, stalking these woods, believing his long lost wife.
35:11He's hidden inside another woman.
35:13Like one day he'll slice a woman open and there she'll be.
35:19And the two of them can go back to hell in some fucked up romantic kind of...
35:27Oh my god.
35:30What is that?
35:36I got you!
35:38I got you both.
35:40Aw, Judy, what's up?
35:43What are you doing up, Judy?
35:46Spying on the girls?
35:48Sorry, Portia, I couldn't sleep.
35:50Well, this is Rachel.
35:53She's gonna be your new aunt.
35:54Isn't that exciting?
35:57Aw, it's okay.
35:59No, the sorry man's awoken by the scent of blood so you just have to avoid bleeding.
36:03You're not on your period, right?
36:07Don't worry.
36:08The sorry man doesn't want little boys.
36:10No.
36:12He prefers brides.
36:14So this is what we say to Auntie Rachel.
36:16Goodnight.
36:17Goodnight.
36:17Sweet bride.
36:18Sweet bride.
36:20Y'all let the sorry man see your insides.
36:31Hey, sir, you have to hear that story to get me this.
36:34It scared us so much when we were kids that our parents put a ban on it.
36:39She met Jules and Nellie, too.
36:42That's fun.
36:43Are they trying to kill each other with butter knives?
36:45I mean, you don't believe in it.
36:47Right?
36:47No.
36:48I definitely don't believe in a human skin-wearing monster from hell.
36:55But something happened to Jules in the woods from your kids.
36:59You just came back different.
37:03You don't know what really happened?
37:07That's the story you came back with.
37:10And then my parents ditched him at some fancy European boarding school.
37:14Pretty messed up, right?
37:16I stabbed a guy at the dive bar.
37:18What?
37:19With the car keys.
37:22He was super fucking creepy.
37:24What do you mean?
37:25He kept staring at me, and then he started walking up to me, and I thought that he was going
37:28to hurt me, but I don't know how to describe it.
37:30But I was like, he was watching me pee.
37:33Wait, what? Are you okay?
37:33Yeah, yeah.
37:34Fine.
37:35It was just...
37:39I don't know.
37:41I do feel sort of like I'm having deja vu, but like, not the good kind.
37:44Like, I feel something so familiar, and I don't know how to describe it, except just dread.
37:50Like, when you just know something bad's going to happen, you just know.
37:53And I've been feeling that way more and more and more and more and more since we got here.
37:58And then now that we're here, I just like...
38:01I don't know. I just like, I really, I really feel it now.
38:04Hey, come here. Come here. Rachel.
38:06Baby, come here.
38:07It's okay.
38:08I'm sorry.
38:10I'm sorry.
38:12I get it.
38:13Hey, I've been feeling it too. I've been feeling off.
38:17I completely understand.
38:25Nikki.
38:26Hmm?
38:29Did you tell your sister I didn't come to Iceland because of a panic attack?
38:33No.
38:34I wouldn't do that.
38:38Then why does she know I'm afraid of flying?
38:41Well, she knows the story of how we met.
38:48I'm sorry.
38:50I'm sorry.
39:03I'm sorry.
39:04I'm sorry.
39:08I'm sorry.
39:11I'm sorry.
39:13I have to do that thing.
39:17I have to do that thing.
39:21I don't know.
39:54I don't know.
40:40I don't know.
40:51I don't know.
41:15I don't know.
41:41I don't know.
41:43I don't know.
41:56I don't know.
42:12I don't know.
42:19I don't know.
42:30I don't know.
42:40I don't know.
42:50I don't know.
43:04I don't know.
43:29I don't know.
44:01I don't know.
44:37I don't know.
45:15I don't know.
45:19I don't know.
45:19I don't know.
45:24I don't know.
45:26I don't know.
45:49I don't know.
45:56I don't know.
46:36I don't know.
46:58I don't know.
47:01I don't know.
47:03I don't know.
47:11You're more than happiness, that's what you are.
47:26My destiny.
48:06You're more than happiness.
48:36You're more than happiness.
49:07You're more than happiness.
49:22You're more than happiness.
49:38You're more than happiness.
49:39You're more than happiness.
50:06You're more than happiness.
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