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00:05You
00:13Calculus, I don't need to anymore never did never will
00:19Feels so good to purge
00:21What are you holding on to?
00:30A sophomore year home ec you need that?
00:32Yeah, this has the world-famous blueberry crumble recipe and you never know when you might need a delicious blueberry
00:39crumble
00:40Two pints blueberry one cup flour
00:44Three cups of sugar
00:46Oh, no wonder it tasted so perfect
00:57Okay, sir, we'll have your order out by Monday. Thank you
01:02Can you please talk to mom and dad they won't stop texting me about how you're not going to dinner
01:05tonight?
01:06Uh, well, I'm helping Sarah out. She's having a dinner party and I'm meeting her friends
01:10And you made that?
01:12Hey relax, they'll love it better hope so these are the people you'll be going to brunch with
01:17Watching bad reality TV with be on ooh group email chains with how's your reply all game?
01:23Really strong good because dr. Sarah is way out of your league. Hey, we're firmly in the same league
01:29Mmm, you work for your parents making children's jerseys. She works for a hospital saving children's lives
01:35better bring your a-game
01:38Oh, you look nice. Do you have a date?
01:42Uh, no, I'm just getting drinks with a friend
01:46Okay, well, it's a pretty hot dress. So it must be a pretty lucky friend
01:51Um, it's it's Carl
01:54Carl?
01:55Yeah, Carl like your ex Carl like who's marrying your super good friend Carl that Carl?
02:01Well, whose idea was this? What do you think he wants?
02:04I don't know he he called and it was very vague
02:06But he just said he wanted to talk about something so
02:09A guy calls up his ex right before his wedding. Yeah, I think we know how this story ends. Come
02:14on. No, I'm still friends with Allison
02:17Oh my god, what if he and Allison broke up and that's why he wants to meet up?
02:21What would you do then?
02:22Then I don't know
02:25Okay, well, are you gonna wear false lashes?
02:28What does that have to do with anything?
02:30Fake lashes sends a message. It says I'm down if you're down. That's what one of the blonde twins on
02:34the bachelor says
02:35I'll be back by 10. Okay
02:37Try not to interrupt pizza and chill with Mark. Oh, don't worry about it pizza and chill turned into like
02:42an I'll pick you up at eight thing
02:43So whoa a date. No, it's not a date. I don't date
02:48Okay, well, I think that's I think it's cool. He clearly really likes him. Well regardless. This isn't a date
02:55It doesn't matter how he feels have fun on your date. I'll see you later. That is very rude. This
03:00is not a date
03:04Yo, yo, you're nice and early you look beautiful. Thank you. Yeah, what's this?
03:13Rhino ria runny nose in latin they're for charades tonight
03:17Hmm nerd alert
03:19Excuse me mister
03:20You're dating a nerd a competitive one and charades is my jam so I expect us to win big tonight
03:25So don't embarrass us. Oh, I did not come here to make friends
03:29I mean, I did come here to make friends, but we will destroy anyone who tries to stop us. Yeah,
03:34and then
03:36We'll make them eat my legendary blueberry crumble. Oh, thank you
03:41Don't be offended, but
03:43All my friends eat really clean. No sugar, no carbs really
03:48So
03:50I'll just put this in the fridge
03:52Okay
03:54So tonight's all doctors? Yeah, most of my friends are from the hospital
03:58Am I underdressed?
04:01Actually, remember that stormy past on La Brea?
04:05Hey, you didn't have to do that
04:07I saw it and thought it would look great on that hot bod
04:09Oh, this hot bod? Mm-hmm. That's the one
04:12Wow
04:16I have to set up still but um if you want to wear that sweater
04:20Totally cool
04:22You want me to wear the sweater tonight?
04:24I'm so glad you picked up on that
04:36Hey
04:37Hey
04:38Hey, you know how it's been a while
04:40I know I'm sorry. We haven't talked in a long time
04:49How have you been good um you know I needed a break so I moved back here you
04:56know just got a great apartment oh that's great just kind of trying to
05:01figure out what's next thanks for calling me back I know I was pretty
05:07vague over the phone but it was important and you know we wanted to ask
05:12you this question in person me Jojo so sorry I'm late Wow it's good to see you
05:22I love the lashes oh I didn't know you're coming oh wedding plan stuff you know so
05:32did you ask her yet I was just about to I'll ask ask me what well since you
05:37introduced us we were wondering if you would sing at our wedding please say
05:44yes oh I you know I've never sung at a wedding before but you're so good I mean
05:50I remember those karaoke nights in Singapore I don't I don't know please I mean it would
05:56really mean a lot to us so much okay okay yeah really yes oh it'd be so amazing well toast
06:07get
06:07some champagne great how was the how was the cake tasting they're gonna love you
06:12just be yourself don't talk politics and ask about work they love that starting to
06:17feel like a test relax I just want it to go well hey and later tonight I say we
06:22dominate them and flip cup it's not that kind of party Peter hey come meet Michael
06:27work or Jesse and her husband Rob hey guys hello this is Peter my boyfriend hi Peter I'm Jesse
06:35this is my husband Rob oh yeah nice to meet you guys you do Jesse and Rob just had a
06:39baby oh
06:40that's so great boy or a girl oh we're gonna let him or her decide it's the right thing to
06:45do
06:48obviously wow so doctors and parents how do you do it they're my heroes oh a lot of teamwork and
06:56a lot
06:57like coffee coffee coffee how about you Peter oh I'm in the family business yeah printing for apparel
07:09printing on apparels fashion that's super exciting it's not the fashion you're thinking oh Peter's
07:15being modest he actually runs his own company and has a lot of great clients it's actually my parents
07:20company well we're gonna go get refills okay why did you undersell yourself well it's not like
07:30we're Versace I mean our last client was a Toluca Lake fighting scorpions and I don't think an under
07:37seven soccer team is that impressive not when you say it like that how would you say I do the
07:43apparel
07:44branding for LA sports teams that does sound better I'll go get that be right back hey fellas
07:57how you doing how's it going good good yeah just uh congratulating Mike on his new fellowship
08:02yeah neurovascular surgery is a bitch pediatric cardiovascular is a little bit tougher is that
08:09like tiny hearts sick tiny hearts oh excuse me hey Joe what's up uh it's been kind of a weird
08:21day
08:21can you meet me for a drink uh I wish but I'm at Sarah's with her friends oh I'm sorry
08:28to bother you
08:28no please bother me I can't talk about any more tiny sick hearts tell me about it hey why don't
08:37you come
08:41over here huh wow you look hot thank you so much that's for you this from my front yard oh
08:50no why
08:51would you yes it is actually you have a very thorny bushes on there okay well I just need a
08:55couple
08:55minutes to finish contouring I watched a YouTube tutorial okay well I mean our reservations in uh 20
09:02minutes so we should probably leave now okay I'm rushing what's the place it's a swanky restaurant it's
09:11called Crystal's I don't know if that's pronounced right it's a soft J um anyways critics are crazy
09:17about it so what about the people who really matter surely you yelped it yeah no it's uh four and
09:22a half
09:22stars which is basically almost five and uh they say it's really romantic can I see you want to you
09:31want to see the yeah Crystal's yeah oh no that girl looks whack I don't want her to be there
09:39I'm gonna
09:40need you to just like find another restaurant please no no yeah thanks so much hey so glad you can
09:48make it thanks I am I brought you something oh she didn't have to oh wow a half empty bottle
09:58hey thanks for letting her come by yeah um she okay she seems wasted yeah I think she's had a
10:07rough
10:07night and she called you yeah we're really good friends um I'm gonna go get her some water
10:18this is watery because it's water and what happened I don't want to talk about it I just want to
10:26hang
10:26out all right yeah but I gotta put in some more boyfriend time okay well then I will go mingle
10:34um oh that's up this sweater hey hey I'm Joanna hey I'm Rob hey she's fine you won't even know
10:45she's here doctors yeah the healthcare overseas is so superior don't you think do I think that um
10:54no I don't actually where did you park uh down this way a few blocks no no no no no
11:03no my heels
11:03they hurt let's take an uber uh okay but we really can't miss another reservation you know what I just
11:10I have this discount code with lyft we'll just use that no pink light up mustaches discounts vomit
11:17okay we'll do uh we'll do an uber okay but I only do uber black because of the water bottles
11:25and the
11:25mints I have mints nobody likes your fruity mints you take that back nope you just had one didn't like
11:33it huh uber black it is oh gosh I just dropped a contact oh I need to go inside and
11:43pop another one
11:43back in sorry where is wait you told me you got lasik I could only afford one eye you know
11:49that
11:49teachers are underpaid and underappreciated right wait what do you do it'll just take me a couple of
11:55minutes like 30. he's gonna be here in five minutes 30. subway sells them um it's a philadelphia staple
12:03oh no no no no it's a watercraft but it doesn't go in the water it goes in your mouth
12:12it's food sweet god it was hoagie obviously oh hoagie we'll get the next time we gotta get you to
12:18her up good luck let's do this it's an event that could happen biblical times tunnel vision
12:25what it's that terrible movie explosions and a horrible song and that white guy who he's older
12:32now you gotta be more specific sir come on first movie that ever made you cry i'm getting that's the
12:36one yeah you guys are just not good you're just you're just not that good for doctors like it's
12:45pretty funny actually like peter a quick sidebar all right cheers cheers cheers i think she's getting a
12:54little out of hand really she's just playing the game she's at a 10 and everyone here is at a
12:59four
13:00right i hear you um hey how about we switch games and move on to your favorite charades
13:07we'll have a fun night and then we'll kick everyone out so it's just you and me i'd like that
13:21here we go time for charades i'm gonna go first i got this okay wait what are all these words
13:34what we play
13:36medical charades oh wow she's not kidding okay i'm gonna sit this one out i'll go yeah all right
13:43okay uh coloreal fever laryngitis typhoid fever in latin salmonella typhi
13:59that's uh that was fun everyone uh latin charades but um how about like a drinking game you know
14:06oh i've got i gotta drive you work so hard you know you deserve this loosen up you're saving lives
14:12like you earned it yeah yeah okay yeah all right okay okay it'll be uh never have i ever
14:32gotten in the uh 10 items only line with an extra item what oh wow wait all of you really
14:42i'll go all right um never have i ever done it on a plane
14:53we've never had sex on the plane it was before i met you what's that it was it was it's
15:00none of your
15:00business it's not i mean it's not my business are you serious somewhere else yeah we will not here
15:05my turn my turn uh never have i ever had a few drinks before operating
15:13wow that's a tonsillectomy i could do it in my sleep you're gross that's terrible that's so bad
15:22okay um never have i ever had a guy pick me out on a dating app who turned out to
15:30be
15:30the sweetest greatest boyfriend i've ever had oh hey you're not supposed to say something that
15:41you've done oops i broke a rule it's okay okay well um that's how we're playing nana
15:50um never have i ever only been on horrible dates since i've been back in l.a and um never
15:59have i ever
16:00regretted my decision to come back home
16:09never have ever been so embarrassed and felt like such an idiot
16:14yeah joanna leader you clean this up and i'll make sure she's not breaking anything else
16:28oh sarah i'm so sorry i've been such a mess tonight and now i'm breaking things
16:35don't hate me i'm sorry it's okay
16:39why don't you tell me what happened tonight sweetie
16:42i just had a nightmare a date it's okay we've all had bad dates
16:50it wasn't even really a date it's just been a really crazy few months you know carl got engaged
16:56and peter and i made this pact to get married what oh no i'm uh we it was just you
17:04know to get us
17:05back out there and it was a good thing um you know you know like we got on apps together
17:10and
17:11then we switched accounts and i picked you and i went on this
17:16so peter didn't choose me
17:20i should have given that todd guy another chance realizing that's stupid
17:27hey how is she oh she's super great you guys have a pact to get married
17:35what during her sob session in my bedroom she said you have a plan to get married
17:40oh and then she said that you didn't even pick me on the app she chose me listen the pact
17:46was just
17:47a way for us to get out there and meet someone special and it worked i found you no joanna
17:53found
17:54me the girl you're supposed to marry found me maybe we shouldn't talk about this right now
17:58my friends have seen worse tonight i don't even know how you're gonna get out of this hole with
18:03them whoa i've tried really hard hey look i put on this itchy sweater i made a dessert that no
18:11one's
18:12gonna eat hey i think i'm gonna go home great see ya i need to make sure she gets home
18:19fine get her an uber
18:21i'll just get my things how about this i'll take her home and and and you can say goodbye to
18:28your
18:28friends and i'll come right back and we can talk about it oh great i'll go tell my friends that
18:32my
18:32boyfriend took the girl he's supposed to marry home why is this such a big deal because you're choosing
18:38her over me i'm supposed to be your girlfriend you are but she's an old friend that's all
18:44and call her an uber i'll kick my friends out and we can move on
18:52i'm gonna take her home and i'll come right back
19:01just one second okay canter's deli is open that is if the photos meet your standards
19:08yeah i just i get really nervous about how long they leave their pickles out for
19:13okay what's your deal chloe why don't you want to go on a date with me because if we go
19:19on a date
19:19then that means i like you
19:24you like me yeah and if we sit across from each other at a real restaurant like staring into each
19:31other's googly eyes it's like a real date that scares the hell out of me chloe i i like you
19:40too
19:42i got an idea okay home sweet home
19:48all right
19:49all right
19:56peter
20:00you're at best
20:03hey let me get you some water okay
20:18hey what are you doing
20:21getting rid of everything that reminds me of carl carl your ex carl
20:26yes
20:28whoa whoa did you see carl today yeah he called and wanted to meet up
20:33oh hey hey let's not burn anything in here come on hey hey hey
20:36come on come on
20:49hey hey i don't want to be the pack police or anything but
20:54i thought we weren't going to talk to our exes
20:56i mean what happened why did you see carl
21:02carl he called me and i just i thought maybe he still had feelings for me and i just like
21:11wanted to feel wanted by someone you know turns out that it's not the case
21:23damn it i gotta take this it's sarah
21:27hey i'm sorry i'm leaving right now
21:32see look isn't this great we don't have to look at each other from across the table
21:36uh because there are no tables
21:40bacon wrapped mystery meat on the side of a polluted road from a man
21:45we don't know his credentials this is the most romantic thing anybody's ever done for me
21:49i know i know how to pick him and this oh we're kissing
21:52i got two please
22:00are you feeling all right
22:03looks like sarah and i are done
22:07this is all my fault i'm so sorry
22:10don't worry
22:13i mean it was your fault but honestly i had a feeling we were over by the time we left
22:18our house
22:30no you should try it feels pretty good
22:49i wish i could burn my memories from tonight
22:54did i really break that base that wasn't a dream
22:58oh yeah you broke it
23:00probably would have been more of a nightmare
23:02cut me some slack
23:03like not only did that whole thing happen with carl
23:08then he asked me to sing at his wedding
23:12what did you say i said yes i don't know what i was thinking but i don't know if i
23:19can do it
23:24you know part of the whole pact is to like help each other out with this stuff
23:34no no no come on peter we're both back at square one now there's gonna be lots of single people
23:42it's like a good place to meet someone
23:45i don't know joanna i just
23:48look it would really mean a lot to me
23:51you know where'd it be
23:53you know what i'm so sorry
24:21i'm so sorry
24:21you know what i do
24:21ohéå
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