00:18Why did I agree to do this stupid talent show?
00:21If I'm this nervous now, like, imagine how nervous I'm going to be
00:23when I have to sing in front of the whole school.
00:25Well, you know what they say.
00:26Just a picture of everyone naked.
00:28Who says that?
00:30Are you picturing me naked?
00:32No.
00:33What were you going to say?
00:36Just forget the crowd.
00:38Close your eyes, take a deep breath,
00:40and imagine singing to one person.
00:43Yeah, but then I'm just going to picture Wes.
00:44Then I'm going to be even more nervous.
00:46Right.
00:47Wes.
00:49Well, if he really cares about you,
00:51it doesn't matter what happens.
00:52We'll still love it.
00:53Thanks, Peter.
00:54You're the best.
01:10That was my warm-up.
01:12I knew that.
01:14I'm just supporting you.
01:15Oh, my God.
01:16I just realized I'm going to have to sing
01:19in front of all of my old co-workers
01:20who know I'm Carl's ex.
01:21Wait.
01:22Is it too late to turn around?
01:24No way.
01:25I've been really looking forward to the mashed potato bar.
01:28You know, they serve them in mason jars.
01:31Everything's better in mason jars.
01:32Okay, so you're primarily here for the mason jar bricks.
01:37I mean, I guess I want to hear you sing, too.
01:40Although, Somewhere Over the Rainbow wouldn't be my pick.
01:44What would your pick be?
01:46Casey and Jojo, All My Life.
01:49That's the perfect love song.
01:51Oh, God.
01:52All my life,
01:55a brave as a man like you.
01:58Wow.
01:59Uh, Peter, thanks.
02:02Thank you for coming with me.
02:05You're an amazing friend for doing this.
02:07Yeah, no problem.
02:09No, because you're close to me.
02:12You're like my father.
02:14Close to me, you're like my mother.
02:16Close to me, you're like my sister.
02:18Close to me, you're like my brother.
02:30It's no big deal.
02:32You can have the bed, and I'll just take the floor.
02:34Oh, you don't have to do that, Peter.
02:39This is Mark.
02:40I'm gonna get this.
02:41Okay.
02:45What's up, man?
02:47I'm locked out of my bedroom.
02:48What?
02:49Chloe.
02:50I told her she looked cute, and apparently she took that as an insult, so...
02:52I'm not cute.
02:53Lesson learned.
02:54I'm pretty sure there's more to that story.
02:56But I'm at the wedding with Joanna.
02:58Sorry.
02:58Ooh, how's that going?
02:59Pretty good.
03:00Easy drive up, nice venue, and the room I'm sharing with Joanna only has one bed.
03:06Dude, on purpose?
03:07Yeah.
03:07She booked the room.
03:09I may be taking a leap, but...
03:10Maybe this is her way of saying that she wants to hook up.
03:13Maybe, or maybe not.
03:14But while Joanna keeps you guessing, you're missing out on the shirt of fame.
03:17You're a single guy at a wedding, dude.
03:19Single women are motivated by jealousy and alcohol, and that's all a wedding is.
03:23And you're gonna be in a suit?
03:24Dude, game over.
03:26That's not the plan for tonight.
03:28So I'm sure your plan is to just sit there and try to wonder what this whole one-bedroom situation
03:32is,
03:33while my five-point plan has been perfected over the years on how to get laid at a wedding.
03:39I don't want to be that guy.
03:41Step number one, be that guy.
03:43Step number two, drop a sweet reason why you're there.
03:45Step number three, a little game I like to play called, guess your drink.
03:49Step number four, peacock.
03:50Take off your jacket, roll up the sleeves.
03:52I'm just here for Joanna.
03:55I mean, to support her.
03:57Ah, see?
03:58That's step two.
03:58You're listening.
03:59Look, if you want the rest of the plan, man, just text me, all right?
04:05You want cute?
04:06Donate a stuffed animal.
04:09Hey, maybe we can get some massages later.
04:12Oh, you got a cot.
04:13Yeah, called the front desk.
04:15They brought one up.
04:15Problem solved.
04:17Awesome.
04:20Hey, uh, I'm going to go check out the rest of the resort and give you some time to practice
04:24on your own.
04:25Okay, thanks.
04:42All right, Mark.
04:43Let's see what you got.
04:45Ninety-eight percent of women drink a vodka soda lime at a wedding.
04:56Hey, sorry it took so long.
05:00Wow.
05:01You look amazing.
05:03Thanks for the room.
05:04Yeah, no problem.
05:05The hand dryers down here at the restroom work better than expected.
05:09JoJo!
05:10JoJo!
05:11Oh, look at you and this guy.
05:13Hi.
05:13Hey, Ryan.
05:14See you.
05:15So beautiful.
05:16What's up?
05:17Wow, you guys are ready, huh?
05:18Most floors turn down a complimentary invite, but Ryan and I are using this wedding as our
05:22last hurrah.
05:23Tomorrow we start trying.
05:25What?
05:26Trying.
05:27Oh, I was like trying, trying.
05:29Like baby making time.
05:31These tubes are ready to drop it like it's hot.
05:34Ew.
05:36I'm not comfortable with that either, so.
05:38Whatever, we're going hard.
05:39Ryan has been pre-gaming all day.
05:41Honestly, I've been playing this for like a long time, like years.
05:45I got us matching flasks.
05:47Oh.
05:47It's pretty cool.
05:48All right, here's the game.
05:50If you see the bride's mom's cleave, you drink once.
05:52If you see the flower girl crying, you drink twice.
05:54If you see a dog in a tuxedo, you drink three times.
05:57Wait, wait, wait.
05:58What was the first one again?
05:59I don't know.
05:59Who cares?
06:00We're having fun.
06:01It's a party.
06:08Hey, I like those dresses.
06:10Hey, how about the music?
06:12I'm digging the strings.
06:13Classy.
06:14What about like a cover band or something?
06:16Dude, what if they start playing classical covers on pop songs?
06:21Like Casey and Jojo?
06:22Yes.
06:24You're obsessed.
06:26Yeah, because it's the perfect love song.
06:31Hey.
06:32Oh, are you okay?
06:33I'm feeling a little nauseous.
06:34I'm going to go to the bathroom.
06:35Do you want to come?
06:36Yeah.
06:37How about I get you some water?
06:38Okay.
06:43Hey.
06:44Girls going to the bathroom together?
06:46Drink.
06:47All right.
07:03Allison.
07:04Hi.
07:05What are you doing here?
07:07I'm just working through pre-show jitters.
07:09Oh, let me get one of your brides.
07:11Oh, no, no, no.
07:11Please.
07:12Stay.
07:12Stay.
07:13I'm fine.
07:14I can't believe I'm one of those brides.
07:17It's totally normal.
07:19Right?
07:20How are you supposed to really know it's the right person forever?
07:25I mean...
07:26Yeah, I don't know that I'm qualified to answer.
07:29I mean, I love Carl.
07:31I do.
07:32Do you want to just...
07:35tell me, should I marry?
07:38Allison.
07:39Allison, you and Carl, you couldn't be more perfect for each other, okay?
07:44When I look at you two, it's so obvious how much love there is between you.
07:50Okay?
07:51Yeah.
07:51And, you know, how do you know that you're supposed to marry someone?
07:54You...
07:54You marry the person that always has your back.
07:57You know, that challenges you and supports you and makes you the best version of yourself,
08:03you know?
08:03The person you can't imagine not being in your life.
08:07You...
08:07You marry your best friend.
08:12Yeah.
08:13Okay?
08:14Great.
08:18Okay.
08:20Okay, I'm gonna see you in there.
08:26Okay.
08:27Okay.
08:29Okay.
08:30Okay.
08:49Joanna, I need to tell you something.
08:51I need to tell you something, too.
08:54I'll go first.
08:55Okay.
08:56I'm pregnant.
08:58What?
08:59Oh, you're gonna have a baby?
09:02Oh, my God.
09:05What?
09:05I know.
09:06How long have you known?
09:07I know.
09:08I had a feeling, and then I...
09:09Hold on.
09:10Wait.
09:10Wait, wait, wait.
09:10What were you gonna say?
09:12Okay.
09:14How do I even say this?
09:15Um...
09:18I think I could actually marry Peter.
09:22What?
09:23When did you find...
09:25Oh.
09:26Oh, let's go.
09:27Come on.
09:28Hey.
09:29Sorry.
09:30Brian wanted to squeeze in another drink before the wedding.
09:33That's a maniac.
09:35Yeah.
09:36Carl did the whole sneakers on the groomsmen.
09:40I'm into it.
09:41A or nay for your wedding.
09:43Um, yeah.
09:44I don't know.
09:46Fair enough.
09:47Oh.
09:48Hey, how do you feel about bow ties?
09:50When you visualize your husband, do you see him in a bow tie or an open collar like me?
09:58Um...
09:59Hey.
10:01Your song is gonna go great.
10:03Yeah.
10:04And you should dry your hands before you start playing.
10:07Pretty sweaty.
10:15Then by the powers vested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife.
10:19You may now kiss the bride.
10:23Woo-hoo!
10:25Yeah.
10:26You did it.
10:27You did it.
10:28Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce to you Mr. and Mrs. De Tani.
10:33Woo-hoo!
10:36Woo-hoo!
10:36Woo-hoo!
10:37Woo-hoo!
10:40Okay, so you want to marry Peter now?
10:42And this is outside of the pact?
10:44Or this is because of the pact?
10:45I can't keep up.
10:47I know how crazy I must sound, okay?
10:49But I was talking to Allison, and we were talking about how you know if someone's the one,
10:53and I was listing everything that mattered, and I realized that I was just describing Peter.
10:59Oh.
11:01Sorry, raging hormones.
11:03It's so sweet.
11:04Oh, you can't...
11:05Oh, relax.
11:05It's water.
11:07What?
11:07I've known I've been pregnant since yesterday.
11:09I just haven't told Ryan yet.
11:11Why not?
11:12It's because he was so excited about tonight.
11:15He sent me an evite to go big.
11:17I didn't want to ruin that for him.
11:19How does telling him he's going to be a dad ruin anything?
11:21I can't.
11:22Do you know how he gets all emotional and overwhelmed, and then he starts giving speeches, and there's
11:27already enough of those going on here?
11:28Lisa, you can't keep making excuses, okay?
11:31You're starting a family.
11:32That's all that matters.
11:32You have to go tell him.
11:33You tell Peter!
11:34What am I supposed to even say?
11:35Hi.
11:36Hi, Peter.
11:37Um, I want to marry you.
11:39Perfect.
11:39That sounds great.
11:40No, I have to figure out what this means first.
11:43Do you...
11:44You guys are, like, two peas in a pod.
11:46You're good.
11:47Okay.
11:49I'll tell Peter if you tell Ryan.
11:51Is this another one of your packs?
11:52Because that's working out so well for you.
11:55Okay.
11:56I can do this.
11:57Yeah.
11:58Yeah, me too.
11:59Let's go.
12:00Okay.
12:02Ichi, ni, san, chi!
12:04Mmm!
12:05Oh, it's disgusting.
12:07Hey, you know what, though?
12:08I'm kicking it off with a two-to-one drink ratio.
12:11It's going to be drink, drink, water.
12:13Wow.
12:14And then dance, rest, repeat.
12:18Because I've got to stay hydrated and be in peak baby-making shape before tomorrow.
12:22Well, everyone says that it's, like, work, but you get to start having sex three to four
12:27times a day.
12:28Oh.
12:29Actually, that does sound like work.
12:31You know, man, it's work, but it's worth it.
12:35You know, I can't wait to teach my little one about why the sky is blue, why birds sing,
12:39why you can't call women cute.
12:41Hey, why is that?
12:43Because it makes them feel childish.
12:44Really?
12:45God, you, though.
12:46You must clean up.
12:48Oh.
12:49What's your plan, man?
12:50Look at you.
12:51Your face, your amazing skin.
12:53What?
12:54You, single at a wedding?
12:56That's, like...
12:57Yeah, yeah, everyone keeps saying that.
12:59And they should.
13:00Oh, yeah.
13:00They should, man.
13:01I can't believe you still have your pants on.
13:03That's crazy.
13:04You're crazy.
13:04You're crazy.
13:05You're crazy.
13:05No, I'm not good.
13:06Hey, Bryce.
13:07Um, Lisa is looking for you over by the table.
13:10Oh, okay.
13:12okay keeping that heart healthy for tomorrow huh no that's my dance okay poor lisa
13:21hey how you feeling uh i have to tell you something yeah
13:34they they switched our tables um i am at eight now and you are at three oh that sucks yeah
13:44was there something else no um you you are free free to go to table three
13:54have you had a couple of drinks do you want me to get you some water because you gotta sing
13:58soon
13:58uh no i that's a good idea i'll get it you stay i go okay
14:11oh hey i miss you there's a photo booth that is just banging to be violated right over there
14:17thanks um but i actually came here to tell you something oh okay yeah what is it uh it is
14:25that i'm
14:29pacing myself uh no drinks for another hour so i'm gonna just take it easy oh okay okay i can
14:37yeah yeah it's a good strategy oh god look at those kids they're so cute oh
14:46actually sweetie god it's so good to have one last night to just be reckless married people
14:53i'm gonna go really when you're empty that means not enough
14:58excuse me is this table three yeah hi i'm peter kate katie katelyn jan so how do you know carl
15:08or
15:08allison i don't know either of them actually i'm just here supporting a friend oh that is the sweetest
15:15reason to be at a wedding oh let's make some room for him ladies uh um here so right here
15:21um actually
15:21there's uh more room on this side and that chair's wobbly we could just throw a chair right here
15:24no no no you were about to go to the back no no no ladies you can sit right here
15:28it's fine there
15:29was a bee over there earlier it might be dangerous ladies ladies uh before i sit down let me get
15:34everyone a new round of drinks let me guess four vodka soda limes how did you know it's my favorite
15:40drink
15:40i'm very intuitive that's amazing plus all your empty glasses have lime wedges in them oh my goodness
15:46you caught us i'll be right back with your drinks yeah oh my god did you see the way he
15:52looked at me
15:57hi i'm don't believe we've met i'm guy nice to meet you oh lovely wedding huh i'm just here
16:05chaperoning my aunt evelyn so what are you drinking there is that a apple teeny is it a kale kale
16:15teeny i don't
16:15know what is it hey oh hi i'm guy and you are married and pregnant oh you don't even look
16:22fat yet
16:24that's weird to say interesting i'm gonna go ahead and guess that you haven't talked to peter yet
16:32because he's surrounded by women he is yeah he's a single guy at a wedding well how did ryan take
16:39the
16:39news you didn't tell him joanna we're almost ready for you you'll be great good luck
16:56wow it's really hot huh
17:05much better
17:12step five
17:36i'm sorry carl and allison i'd actually like to play a different song if that's okay um perfect love
17:44song
17:44i will never find another lover sweeter than you sweeter than you
18:12i will never find another lover more precious than you
18:19more you are close to me like my mother close to me you're like my father close to me you're
18:26like my
18:27father close to me you're like my sister me you're like my brother you were the only one
18:33my everything for you this song i sing all my life
18:43genius idea to get away from the crowd yeah i figured it's easier to have a real conversation over
18:48here remind me to thank that friend you're here supporting
18:51oh my life
18:55i thank god that i that i finally found you
19:07oh my life
19:11i pray for someone like you
19:15and i pray that you feel the same way too
19:34please find your seats dinner is served
19:38wait cocktail hour is over hey i'm gonna go check out a friend and i'll meet you back at the
19:44tables
19:53hey hey hey so what'd you think
20:03i'm sorry why
20:07i missed it oh i took a walk with kate and this kate she's at my table and we started
20:16talking and
20:19damn i'm so sorry it's okay it's okay no no no no no i really wanted to see it and
20:24my whole job
20:25was to support you and don't worry about it it's fine it doesn't matter you sure yeah it's fine
20:32well you did it yeah it's over it's over i'm sure it was amazing and hey i say we celebrate
20:39let's uh
20:39there's some cotton candy let's take a photo please come on um i i'm just gonna check on lisa
20:45i'll i'll find you in a bay okay okay okay
20:54yeah
21:09hey lisa oh my god joe the song was so beautiful thank you is it for peter yeah but uh
21:20he didn't see
21:21it he was outside talking to some great girl he just met so i'm sorry it's okay it's not like
21:30it would have changed anything have you told ryan yet no look i get it like you want tonight
21:43to be memorable for him but wouldn't it be more memorable if you told him um yeah i'm not waiting
21:49because of the last roughing i'm scared the minute i tell ryan it becomes real we're gonna be parents
22:00it's life-changing nice you're gonna be the most incredible mom ryan's gonna be the best dad
22:09you can do this tell him
22:14thank you
22:27hey hey honey i want to talk to you
22:29hi you're okay hi hi uh i'm pregnant
22:35are you okay what
22:37oh my god
22:57everything you've done today has been so perfect
23:02okay picture your wedding do you go with a dj or a band i don't know but they're cool
23:17hey uh just give me a second
23:23hey i just wanted to say congratulations thanks it was peter right yeah i'm joanna's friend
23:29uh her song is so amazing i can barely keep it together oh yeah she's incredibly talented and
23:35somewhere over the rainbow is a beautiful song great choice uh she pulled an audible yeah she surprised us
23:43casey and jojo's all my life it was perfect
24:02hey
24:09and i finally found you
24:13it's the perfect love song
24:18so
24:28i
24:40I would never find another lover sweeter than you, sweeter than you.
24:47And I would never find another lover more precious than you, more precious than you.
24:54Girl, you are all my life, I pray for someone like you.
25:02Yes, I pray that you do love me too.
25:10And all my life, I pray for someone like you.
25:17And I...
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