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Love Overboard - Season 1 - Episode 01: Walk the Plank ENGLISH SUB
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00:09Ahoy there perverts!
00:1216 of the hottest people you've ever seen are headed to this 280 foot superyacht in the Mediterranean Sea.
00:21We're in Malta!
00:27But these sexy singles will soon learn finding love is hard work.
00:33Because while four couples get the chance to live a life of luxury on the topside deck.
00:39This is real nice.
00:42Everyone else is sent downside where they will remain single.
00:47How are we even supposed to fit in here?
00:48Forced to cook, clean and serve the official couples all in the hope of finding a partner of their own.
00:56Gotta get out of here.
00:57These sad facts will be down but not out.
01:00Because they can compete or canoodle for their chance at love in a spot on the topside.
01:08If they're willing to risk walking the plank.
01:12This is part of the show?
01:14That's right.
01:15Every week the quest for love will find one shipmate living the high life while the other is eliminated into
01:21the dark and lonely abyss of the Mediterranean Sea.
01:26You fucking dickhead!
01:28I'm gonna do whatever it takes to stay up here.
01:31You are not what I think you are.
01:33Did you come on to Keith?
01:34I don't know if you're lying or not.
01:36We are in love and you need to fucking back up.
01:40Drama is at peak right now.
01:42In the end, the winning topside couple will sail off into a future of romantic bliss.
01:49We can leave the show right now and I would love to continue a relationship with her.
01:52With the grand prize of a trip around the world.
01:55Kind of giving me butterflies down there.
01:59Pack your bags and throw on your inflatables.
02:05Because this yacht is setting sail.
02:10Welcome to Love Overboard.
02:19This is Gabby Windy, your love captain speaking.
02:23Our sexy singles are en route.
02:26Prepare to be boarded by these hotties.
02:30Awesome!
02:31Awesome!
02:32Awesome!
02:34You guys look beautiful up there!
02:36Are you saying it's getting laid?
02:39Maybe.
02:39Sorry, Dad.
02:40No!
02:41I want to find love.
02:43When it comes to dating, I'm the type of person where I'm gonna give everyone a chance.
02:47Not everyone.
02:52My man better not talk to any other girl.
02:55It's like the whole plan.
02:57The kind of guys I'm into, it has to be super confident and just let me do me.
03:01But also be insanely obsessed with me.
03:03I'm excited to be here and find my true love.
03:05I like your life.
03:07I like your life.
03:09I like your life.
03:10Oh!
03:11Hi!
03:13I'm on a boat!
03:15We're all aboard!
03:16Babe!
03:17Look!
03:19Cannoli!
03:20Can we grab a champagne, the heftiest glass?
03:22It's just the beginning.
03:24I'm here for a genuine relationship.
03:26And I feel like I'm just really in a place where I love myself a lot.
03:28And I'm like ready to like share that with someone else.
03:30Cheers to finding our men.
03:32And if we don't find our men, then we have each other.
03:34Cheers to that.
03:37We're here.
03:38Welcome to Malta.
03:40Hi!
03:41I love pretty women.
03:46I feel like we all compliment each other really well.
03:48So I love that I'm just surrounded by a bunch of tens.
03:51Anna!
03:52Anna!
03:52Anna!
03:53You're starting!
03:54You're starting!
03:55I've been winning at life.
03:57Period.
03:57You know, just being an it girl.
03:59But I don't have a man in Kansas City.
04:01I think I'm scared every man away with how overboard I can go.
04:05Where are the men?
04:07Hey!
04:09Frickin' Mota!
04:12Oh my man!
04:13That's crazy.
04:14Look at this view, bro.
04:15It's kind of a dream out here.
04:16We're gonna try our best to fall in love in Malta.
04:18That's the goal.
04:19What better place to do it than on a big yacht?
04:21I'm about to have the best summer of my life.
04:24I would be so distracted.
04:25I'm gonna fall in love like five different times.
04:26Bro, I might fall in love for a sight.
04:28Sure, yeah.
04:28The woman I'm gonna marry.
04:30I'm imagining it right now.
04:32Nice personality.
04:34That's a fat ass.
04:35Yeah!
04:36I like a little bit of toxicity too, because like the healthy toxins.
04:39I like to slash your tires toxicity.
04:41What's your type of reason?
04:42I love beach girls.
04:43The girl like looks like she...
04:45Like a surfer girl?
04:45Yeah.
04:46She thinks they're going my way.
04:47And then naturals are going his way.
04:49I like enhancements here or, you know, wherever.
04:53Yeah.
04:53You know, with me turning 30, I'm absolutely trying to date more serious and really find
04:57that person for me.
04:58That thing is crazy.
05:00The guys are here!
05:02Oh my god!
05:02Let's call this manio's my man!
05:06We're here!
05:07We're here!
05:08We're here!
05:09We're here!
05:10We're here!
05:10Hi!
05:10Hi!
05:12I'm a respectful fuckboy.
05:14Hi, I'm Gia.
05:15What's up?
05:15It's been fun.
05:16It's served me well.
05:17But, I'd love to find someone that I can settle down with.
05:21It's time.
05:22Hi, Lexi.
05:23Nice to meet you.
05:24Nice to meet you.
05:25Lexi's energy's kind of just gravitated towards me and vice versa and like, she's gorgeous.
05:30Which one did you say you love her?
05:31The one I was talking to right now.
05:33Shaunday.
05:33Keith.
05:33Nice to meet you.
05:35Let me make note of that.
05:36Okay, he's tall.
05:37Oh, he's blonde.
05:39Okay, blue eyes.
05:40So far, I like what I see.
05:41All right, guys.
05:41Let's raise our glasses.
05:43This is going to be the best summer of our fucking lives.
05:48Our gorgeous shipmates are all on board.
05:51Let's get their love stories started already.
05:56Hi.
05:57Hi.
05:57Hi, guys.
05:59Come join me on the Sunday.
06:02Oh, my God.
06:06Hi, everyone.
06:09You guys look on.
06:12Girls on one side and boys on the other, like a religious wedding.
06:16Yes.
06:18Immediately, I'm like, aye, aye, Gabby.
06:20I love her.
06:21And she's gorgeous.
06:22And I'm so happy she's here.
06:24Welcome aboard.
06:25I'm Gabby Wendy and I'll be your love captain.
06:29So when I say fall the fucking line, you do it.
06:34Aye, aye, captain.
06:36The 16 of you will have the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to flirt, fondle, and hopefully fall in love.
06:44I'm down.
06:45Along this love voyage, you'll be competing in challenges to test your commitment and compatibility.
06:53And at the end, the strongest couple will win a romantic trip around the world worth $100,000.
07:02Oh.
07:04This prize is absolutely diabolically insane to, like, travel the world with the love of your life.
07:10That's like a romantic movie.
07:11And I think everyone wants to live that.
07:13So I'm going to get it.
07:15As you know, this experience is all about finding love.
07:19Sometimes you have to work for love.
07:22And maybe even go a little overboard.
07:28Okay, so how's everyone feeling?
07:30So excited.
07:32Horny.
07:32Horny.
07:32Horny.
07:36Yeah, you pervert.
07:38That's how I know that's okay.
07:40Horny.
07:41I owned it.
07:44You good?
07:46I haven't had sexes or I've been celibate.
07:49It's cool, it's fun, but I mean, hey, obviously, I get a little spikes of like, I'm really horny,
07:55I'm like, I want to, but then I'm like, I gotta remember the lock-in.
07:57okay welcome to toaster toss this is the opportunity for all of you singles to choose
08:10a shipmate to couple up with okay so here's how it's gonna work i'm gonna pull names randomly
08:17out of these two buckets to decide who gets the opportunity to couple up once your name is called
08:24you'll step up to the platform and bring your champagne with you y'all i'm a country girl like
08:31i don't even know how i got on this yacht but like i'm here what are you confident um i
08:37have
08:37the biggest boobies so i know they're mad okay our first lady with the chance at love is lexi
08:53obviously everyone's gorgeous but there's one person lexi that just has like my eyes i'm like
08:59praying that we both get matched up so we can toast and couple up and the first lucky guy with
09:06a chance
09:07to couple up with lexi is reese okay lexi's gorgeous like she's definitely one of the ones that caught my
09:15right off the bat immediately i'm like okay we're good if you want to couple up with the person on
09:21the other side of the divider raise your glass to toast if your heart is elsewhere dump it in the
09:27bucket and if you're a match this could be the beginning of your love story
09:36one two three
09:51okay toaster toss on one
09:59two there's a chance that they might couple up right now and i'm like they do it's gonna like
10:02be devastating three
10:06oh
10:10okay now step forward
10:22i definitely didn't expect it at all yeah i went in for a hug and i was like okay but
10:28i'm glad it
10:29happened i love how assertive you are and that's what's like made me more attracted to you honestly
10:33so lexi and reese you're our first couple
10:39okay leela and james one two three
10:44there we go
10:47so james initially had said i'm horny and so i'm immediately like okay well there's one
10:53off the list that's a boy not a man
10:56enna and andrew on three two one
11:04step forward
11:12i don't want to make anyone feel bad i already knew i wasn't like one of the initial people
11:16i was into so i already knew i was gonna dump i don't know what went wrong
11:20i'm shabby
11:23shade
11:24and keith
11:26keith is definitely attractive but my heart's kicking because you never know if the other person
11:32is feeling the same way like we just met
11:35on three two one
11:41and i think i'm just something worth exploring we're just gonna send it we're gonna we're gonna toast
11:51shade and keith
11:53shade and keith congrats our second couple
11:55all right
11:56enna
12:04what's your all right what do you think i'm gonna say yeah okay i think i can see it
12:09yeah i'm gonna agree with you three two one
12:14one
12:16yeah
12:17yeah
12:21wait yeah they're in
12:22we're the fucking love gurus here dude
12:25they should just leave it up to us
12:26we're gonna be like cupid
12:27whoa that's what we call total hockey
12:30all right let's see who we got locked
12:33okay low
12:34and david
12:37okay
12:38toaster toss
12:40on one
12:43two
12:45three
12:47and step forward
12:53we got a match bitch
13:00appearance wise you know lauren is definitely not my normal type it's not like she has
13:04anything plastic she's like very natural and just like very pretty but i'm kind of leaning
13:07into it
13:09okay couples come back over here
13:15congratulations to our first four couples
13:18yay
13:19yay
13:22but this is where things get all fucked up
13:26our four couples will be living together getting to know each other romantically on this lavish top side of the
13:36deck
13:36the remaining singles
13:38you will be working
13:44living and breathing
13:46as crew
13:48on the downside of this boat
13:58you'll be washing dishes scrubbing this dirty filthy deck all to make those top side couples even more comfortable in
14:07all of their luxury
14:11the rest of us are going down
14:13the rest of us are going down side
14:13it actually is very infuriating
14:15i have to cook i have to clean
14:16what am i gonna be wearing an apron am i gonna be like mopping up their fucking shit
14:23i don't clean up at all back home i don't do any chores i don't do dishes i have other
14:27people do that for me usually
14:29that's so bad
14:32oh my god
14:33downside singles don't worry
14:35you'll have an opportunity each day to come up to the top
14:41this is still a dating show after all so trust me
14:45this is going to help you find love
14:48but we'll get to that later
14:50for right now couples you can go explore your opulent suites
14:56i have no business being downside i'm quite high maintenance unfortunately
14:59i try to pretend to be low maintenance but
15:03i just i couldn't do it i don't think
15:04could you
15:05i i'm very low maintenance
15:07i could i would do just fine down there
15:09as long as there's food in the gym
15:11that's all i know i like that
15:12that's all i need
15:13i like that
15:13as for the rest of you
15:15you sad sacks
15:19go downstairs
15:20see your living quarters
15:22get your first work assignment
15:24and prepare for our first event
15:27the happy hour
15:28so bon voyage
15:51i'm gonna be loaded up on these
15:52we got oysters
15:54aren't oysters an afrodisiac
15:56oh yeah
16:06tell me about you being a therapist for children
16:08oh okay
16:09did you go to school for me
16:10i did
16:11i kind of jumped into it because i thought it would be the most challenging
16:15in that it would be the one that would pull on my heartstrings
16:18the most
16:18i'm an empath so i feel that
16:20yeah same
16:21i work in pediatric trauma so i work with kids with mental health issues
16:25my professional side is very buttoned up
16:28whereas my personal side is much more like i like to party i love girls
16:34you're definitely going to get more of that outside david version
16:38i love like deep conversation i can tell you're such a good communicator
16:40you think so
16:42yeah
16:42that is a great compliment
16:44that kiss was really good
16:46that was
16:47that was like crazy
16:47oh no
16:48yeah
16:48i should've kept going too
16:50i know
16:50we're like okay
16:51tim is so easy to talk to and like funny
16:55honestly i'm freaking the fuck out this is crazy
16:57and i'm feeling very good that i'm not a down-sider right now
17:04it don't smell too good in here
17:05i don't want to scrub floors
17:11like look at what i'm wearing does this look like an outfit to mop in no
17:15i can't take this down a flight of stairs
17:17this is insane
17:19what the fuck is this
17:20where are we going
17:21this is where we working
17:22y'all want to come see where we working
17:23we're not working here
17:24yeah we are
17:28this is so unfair
17:30i'm not doing that
17:32i'm not doing that
17:33i'm not doing that
17:34i'm trying to find the love my life
17:36on this show
17:38get me out of here
17:40in like this nasty hospital nursing home vibe
17:46bullshit
17:47that's bullshit
17:48what does theirs look like
17:52holy shit
17:53let's just fucking go
17:54this is so cute
17:56oh
17:57i love this
17:59get comfortable here
18:01hello
18:02anybody home
18:03yeah
18:05beautiful
18:05can we throw you on it
18:07yeah
18:07three two
18:08oh
18:09you chose
18:11the one who's like the most natural
18:13yeah
18:13is crazy
18:14what i've realized in my past relationships is i want somebody that i feel like would be good to a
18:21future kid and i think she does that like i don't think you can breastfeed with big boobs and stuff
18:27like that like i don't know
18:29like shake your tits shake your tits
18:31we have a room
18:32we have a room
18:33we have a room
18:34we found a we found a home
18:35i'm just so happy
18:36okay i'm gonna let you have this but right now you have your outside clothes on
18:41you're right
18:41in the bed
18:43me and today are like complete opposite she's in new york you know i've never even been to new york
18:47she's never been to nebraska
18:49could go a lot of different ways but it's definitely something i'm wanting to try
18:54does the mirror work
18:55it works it works it looks good
18:57okay so like do you have like your staple red flags
19:02i don't like the quiet like the loudest guy in the room
19:05okay
19:06so like i'm very loud energetic
19:09you can't have that top two
19:10no
19:11out of the guys did you have anyone pegged as like the loudest guy
19:14i mean james was like i'm horny
19:17so and everyone was like dead silent so i feel like that would be a loud guy
19:23ooh yeah what did all the girls think when he said something
19:24like if you i know that you're horny like i want i don't want to know that i want to
19:28be able to feel it
19:28yeah
19:30yeah
19:30wait that's actually my bed why are you humping it
19:34no
19:35this is totally not what i envisioned for my summer and for falling in love
19:41however i feel like beau initially took my attention
19:45oh man i'm gonna hit my head on that every fucking day
19:48he's obviously beautiful
19:49it's only been the first few hours so i'm not one to put a ring on it yet
19:53we'll see
19:54where's bella
19:56i'm over this shit
19:58i'm not wearing that fucking outfit
20:01i'm not very good with change
20:04i'm so upset genuinely
20:08i was really excited to come on this show thinking this was just gonna be like a yacht trip
20:12everything's okay
20:13i
20:15i hate cleaning up after people
20:18why would i want to pick up after people that i think i'm sexier than
20:22i swear to god if it's real cleaning
20:24i can't even clean my room
20:26and i'm like a little barbie with a dream house you don't clean up the dream house
20:30barbie's house is always clean
20:32no you
20:33you get somebody else if i can do it
20:34it's okay
20:36don't worry
20:36i can't handle people when they cry
20:39it's so bad
20:40i don't want to be like they're there
20:42i'm not a parent i'm 21 years old i'm younger than her
20:45i'm talking everything
20:48she did say she wanted her mommy can we get her her mommy maybe
20:51y'all have no fucking idea
20:53i don't
20:53this hotel room is so bad
20:55i got screwed over
20:56i'm not gonna be too dramatic about it
20:59i'm just hoping everything turns around
21:03because of this
21:05you're
21:05is that me?
21:06i will literally be on my last fucking dollar
21:08because it's not
21:08somebody smells like deodorant
21:11we need to get you some deodorant
21:11we need to get you some deodorant
21:11it's me
21:12it's you
21:12it's you
21:14fuck
21:25now that the initial spiral has worn off
21:28but don't worry
21:30there will be plenty more to come
21:31it's time to get the downsiders to gather themselves and start to get ready for their first shift
21:37am i in there
21:38are you in here with me boo?
21:46ella's sweet
21:48she's a great person in herself but if she starts crying like i can't do that
21:58hold on i'm like do you guys need anything to drink?
22:03yeah
22:05here's the thing i could make a potato sack work on me because my doctor blessed me with some cheap
22:14tits
22:19attention downsiders meet me on the mezzanine to get your first work assignments
22:23hi
22:26this is all about finding a connection and maybe even finding love which you can do anywhere on this boat
22:33however if you want the opportunity to win the trip around the world and be considered an official couple
22:41you'll have to move to the top side to enjoy the life of luxury with your lover
22:48but the only way to get to the top side deck is by breaking up another couple
22:56there will be challenges and dates to give you the opportunity to do so
23:00so you better take them if you don't want to spend all summer as a little bitch
23:06just to reiterate you have to break up a couple
23:10the conditions down here are pretty shitty i won't lie
23:12there's a lot of good guys a lot of good girls up there so i mean i feel bad breaking
23:15them up
23:15but i mean sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do to get out of here
23:19so your first work assignment is to prep the happy hour for the top side couples
23:25where you will be serving appetizers and cocktails
23:28this will be a nightly event and is your opportunity to connect with the top siders
23:34the down sider who takes the most initiative and finds mutual interest will be rewarded with a day
23:43okay get to work
23:45damn
23:49are we mopping?
23:50yeah
23:51i'll do it, i'll do it, don't worry
23:52ew
23:54i don't think i've ever mopped in my life
23:56how do you use this?
23:57it smells like shit
23:57wait how do you do this?
23:59okay so you take the head off
24:01wait ew
24:02up top is like she's like my top one
24:04okay
24:04the only one i would pursue up there honestly
24:06really you don't?
24:07cuz g is my number one
24:08if she was up there with somebody i could give a fuck
24:11yeah we could
24:11yeah yeah
24:12you gotta imagine that
24:13i definitely want to be up here compared to where i'm living downstairs my feet hanging off the bed
24:18so i'm like hey when my chance comes i'm going for it
24:21i kind of want to like do a little strategic and kind of like jab at it a little bit
24:24like slowly and steady and then be like when the window opens just attack it
24:29yeah yeah yeah
24:29what the fuck is that?
24:32what is that?
24:33fish fish
24:34oh baby
24:35what do i have to do with the fish?
24:37baby you gotta skin that fish okay?
24:40it's time to get country up in here
24:41girl
24:44here which one you want?
24:46how are you about to be stressed out over seeing fish?
24:49we're not over here dissecting pigs
24:52i'm sorry y'all don't do this shit in L.A.
24:58and this is gonna be me and david
25:04david?
25:06which one's david?
25:07he's with low
25:09no shade to low i really like her
25:10no i know
25:11but it's just i've literally set him for a second i saw him
25:14you can't tell him when i want
25:18who's your daddy? who's your daddy?
25:22wash the fish off your hands and put on some clean underwear because our first happy hour starts now
25:31happy hour
25:33i'm ready for this margarita right now
25:35the four top site couples are me and reese, Anna and Tim, Sade and Keefe, and david and low
25:43alright where are those little peasants?
25:46dude this is insane
25:48damn this is nicer up here
25:49this is so unfair
25:51going into this happy hour
25:53we're gonna be serving cocktails, serving hors d'oeuvres, getting to mingle and hang out
25:58i'm not looking to shove my chest in anyone's face or bend over
26:02that's not my jam
26:03if someone's into me then we'll feel it out
26:06oh wow
26:11look at you
26:14can we do anything for y'all?
26:16i would do a tequila and ginger ale
26:17tequila and ginger ale
26:19and you?
26:19me?
26:20what's your specialty?
26:22oh you're not making it right?
26:23yeah i am
26:23are you really?
26:24you're barking it right?
26:28so good
26:28good
26:30this is a drink i'm making for my man
26:33where are you at?
26:34here
26:35just watch out
26:41he would literally rather die
26:42tell her she can skedaddle
26:44i'm just telling you because you're my girl
26:45lo and i bonded really quickly on the boat
26:48and so my loyalty definitely lies with lo versus bella
26:52and i would want to know if someone was coming for my man
26:56you should like make it known that like
26:58we're like married so she's gonna have to like figure something else out
27:02i'm gonna go tell her
27:03okay
27:03you guys look so good in these outfits
27:08how you guys doing?
27:09i'm good
27:09how you feeling?
27:11i'm good
27:12do you like to chat?
27:13sure
27:13i'm good
27:15hey while you're at it give me a triple
27:17while you have a chat
27:18i'll bring that back to you
27:19bring that back to you
27:21attaboy james
27:22this is the type of initiative that i like to see
27:26did he just bring her out there?
27:28yeah they're walking out over here right there
27:32he said can we have a chat?
27:35i'm not surprised about honestly
27:36because like she's gorgeous
27:37i figured there would be someone who's targeting her
27:39i'm honestly a little bit annoyed that it's james
27:41because i know what his motives are
27:42and i'm like dude just get on out of here
27:44you know
27:45she's with someone a little more serious right now
27:47i love a man in a uniform
27:48what can he say?
27:49okay
27:50when james made the comment that he was like horny
27:52that immediately like shut me down
27:55but lovey assertiveness i think that's really cute
27:57was not gonna say no
27:58i kind of want to see where this goes
28:00oh
28:02oh
28:02oh
28:03oh
28:03oh
28:03oh
28:03oh
28:03oh
28:04oh
28:04oh
28:04oh
28:04oh
28:05oh
28:05oh
28:06oh
28:06oh
28:06oh
28:07oh
28:07oh
28:13oh
28:13how was your day?
28:14i'm good honestly like
28:15yeah?
28:16what, you've been thinking about me?
28:17oh my gosh, here you go
28:19you know what I'ma be open about it obviously
28:22you called me out here
28:23i have been
28:24i think the coupling up was
28:27different i was like a little like
28:28really?
28:29a little salty about it but
28:30you thought i was gonna be us?
28:31i was like hopefully she says no but i'm like
28:34oh really?
28:35Because I obviously didn't turn it down.
28:37But would you have said no to every other girl until it was me?
28:42Yes.
28:42Really?
28:42I would have.
28:43I would have, yeah.
28:44Do you feel like you've, like, hit it off with anyone downstairs since you've been downstairs, though?
28:47I told all of them down the road.
28:48I was like, my number one was you.
28:50Okay.
28:50Are you letting everyone know?
28:52I did let everyone know.
28:53Because they were like, oh, what about upstairs?
28:54And I was like, I want to go upstairs.
28:56But I'm telling you, the only person I'm going to pursue up there is obviously you.
28:59And I'm like, you've been my number one.
29:01But I'm like, I didn't know the feelings were mutual.
29:03But I think you made the horny comment, and everything got quiet.
29:07I was like, oh, everyone's going to raise their hand.
29:08We all were talking about it.
29:09No, no, no.
29:09You were the one bold enough to say something.
29:11I think I might have dug myself a hole with Lexi.
29:14Obviously, no one wants their man to raise their hand and say they're horny.
29:17But at the end of the day, it was already said.
29:19So now I'm like, okay, I got to just show her that I'm not just horny.
29:24I'm actually a good person, too.
29:26You're going to be trouble.
29:28There you go.
29:29Thank you so much.
29:31Yes.
29:33She, like, poisoned it.
29:34I want to tell you, Lowe and David are, like, locked in.
29:39Just so you know.
29:40Tell me what I'm talking about.
29:40There's four weeks in here.
29:41I'm just telling you.
29:43I'm like, anybody can be locked in, and they see, girl, they see these.
29:46Because I was just talking.
29:47I don't know what to do.
29:48Oh, yeah.
29:48What made you think that, though?
29:49She told me they were talking.
29:51Her perspective is different from it.
29:53Yeah, that's true.
29:54That's true.
29:54That's true.
29:55I'm just letting you know.
29:57Yeah.
29:57From what I know.
29:58It's so obvious.
30:00Lila told Warren that I want her man.
30:04And I just hate the fakeness.
30:06Oh, the fakeness has got to a stop.
30:08So I need to talk to her about it.
30:11This bitch is fake as fuck.
30:17Hey, Lila.
30:18Can we talk for a sec?
30:19Yeah, of course.
30:25So I know you're talking to Lila and David.
30:28It just felt like maybe the conversation was about me.
30:31And I would hope that you would be honest about that.
30:33Do you know what I mean?
30:34Yeah, I mean, I will tell her.
30:35I told her.
30:36I was like, she was like, how are you doing?
30:37How are things down there?
30:38And I was like, good.
30:39Like, not really interested in anyone.
30:41And she was like, so what about Bella?
30:42And I was like, well, Bella's kind of into David.
30:45I just think it's weird.
30:46Why?
30:47One, when we were doing our job today,
30:50I literally told you not to tell anybody.
30:52And then you fucking tell the girl that he's with.
30:54But, okay.
30:55No, no, no.
30:56You know?
30:57You're so right.
30:57No, no, no.
30:58Honestly, it's kind of again.
31:00Bella, you're so right.
31:01And I, can you look at me?
31:03I'm just like, if you really fucking like the guy up here,
31:05I would not go to the girl and go,
31:07yeah, so she's interested in your man.
31:09No, but it wasn't, it wasn't.
31:10That's crazy.
31:10No, no, I get what you're saying.
31:12And I want to apologize because that's not my intention
31:14to go behind your back and be,
31:16like, I would be lying to you if I didn't want you to know.
31:18It's just so sneaky.
31:19It literally feels like calculated.
31:22You really just told the girls,
31:24girl, get real.
31:26Okay, well, okay.
31:27Okay.
31:27Oh, my God.
31:29My end goal is to be on top.
31:31So Lila doing all the bullshit today, she helped me.
31:36Oh, you just, you just prepped my man for me.
31:39Thank you, baby.
31:39Can you talk for a second?
31:40Sure.
31:41We'll talk over here.
31:42You might.
31:44Seeing Bella, very plastic up top, right up my alley.
31:48I'm curious to, you know, see what she's about as well.
31:50What's up?
31:51Okay, so I wanted to talk.
31:53Okay, okay.
31:54I liked you from first impression.
31:57Okay.
31:58And I just want to know how you're doing in your couple.
32:00Like, if you're really, like, secure.
32:03Yeah.
32:03And obviously, I'm just, like, shooting my shot.
32:06Oh, okay.
32:07Yeah.
32:08That's what the...
32:09Oh, okay.
32:10Oh.
32:11Okay.
32:13I guess my question is, like, if the opportunity came up, would you take it with me?
32:25I do think you're really pretty, right?
32:28I think you're really cool.
32:30With Flo, it is going really well.
32:33But I appreciate that.
32:36In the past, I probably would have reciprocated to Bella, because I do like...
32:42Enhancements.
32:43It's not crossing my mind the same way it used to.
32:46What I'm wanting out of this, what I'm wanting out of a relationship has changed.
32:51Okay.
32:51Yeah.
32:52Period.
32:55I want this one person.
32:57And he's saying he's locked in with her.
32:59I'm kind of embarrassed.
33:04I don't want to be crying every five fucking minutes either.
33:07But, y'all, this is brutal.
33:10This is fucking brutal.
33:13Poor Bella is left defeated, but it feels appropriate to say there are plenty of fish
33:18in the sea.
33:19Good night.
33:20Good night.
33:21Oh, man.
33:23Today was fun.
33:23There was so much drama.
33:25We're up in the most best situation that we could possibly get.
33:29And people are down there, like, thinking they're going to get laminated any fucking second
33:33right now.
33:34And, like, working and, like, making us food.
33:35My day was rough.
33:37My day was so fucked.
33:38Our day was rough.
33:40Day one's in the book.
33:42Can't wait for day two.
33:43And just to see what happens.
33:45So, hopefully I find love.
33:49Nice.
33:50Good job.
33:51James was impressive at the happy hour tonight.
33:54So, here's a little something to reward his bold moves.
34:00Oh, shit.
34:01What?
34:02This is a message I got right now.
34:04James, I see you successfully put the sneak on today.
34:06Due to your hard work and perseverance, you get to take a topside lucky lady on a romantic
34:11date off this yacht.
34:13But choose wisely because there's a lot on the line.
34:15Gabby.
34:17Oh, shit.
34:18I just got a first choice of a date.
34:20Yes, bro.
34:20Who's it going to be?
34:22Lexi?
34:23Yeah, duh.
34:23Let me get it.
34:24You're going on a date?
34:25Wait, with who?
34:30Let's get it.
34:38Morning, sunshine.
34:40Waking up this morning, I feel super comfortable with Reese.
34:43We got to connect.
34:44We shared a bed together.
34:45And all we did was stay up and giggle and laugh, which was amazing.
34:48And I'm excited to just see what more that we have in common.
34:55Good morning, shitmates.
34:57Topsiders, brunch is waiting for you on the deck.
35:00Downsiders, it's time to clean the state rooms.
35:03Report for duty.
35:04Stat.
35:05Oh, my God.
35:05Let's go.
35:07Everybody's sleep.
35:08Did anyone get a little physical?
35:10I was Big Spoon.
35:12I woke up like...
35:13He Big Spooned me in the middle of the night.
35:14I was like, I don't know how I feel about this.
35:15You didn't even know if it was her.
35:17I was like, Anna?
35:18It was James.
35:19Little do you know.
35:20James came up in the middle of the night.
35:21Clopped out.
35:22It was James.
35:23For Tim and I, like, he's so comfortable to me.
35:26He is like a safety blanket.
35:28Like, I find myself just wanting to, like, touch him and, like, claw on him and, like,
35:30grab as much as I can to, like, protect me and make me feel safe.
35:34And he does.
35:35I think that there's already some strategy going on with the Downsiders.
35:38They were very tight-knit yesterday.
35:40They're trying to get up here by any means necessary.
35:44Well, I just wonder when the fuckery's going to start.
35:46Party's here.
35:47What up, y'all?
35:51Are you here to serve us or to show us?
35:53No, no.
35:53I'm on break.
35:54Oh, you're on break?
35:55Okay, good, good, good.
35:56Well, last night, I got a text.
35:59Saying why.
35:59From Gabby.
36:01Yeah.
36:02Basically saying, I have been granted a date off the yacht.
36:11Lexi.
36:12Who would like to go on a date with me?
36:14Yes, I'd love to go on a date.
36:16Oh, how cute.
36:19Oh, thank you.
36:20All right, y'all.
36:21I'll see y'all.
36:23Have fun.
36:25And the fuckery begins.
36:27This environment's really hard to be in a spot like that.
36:30I would definitely like to get to know Lexi a little bit more before she, you know, jumps
36:34ship to someone else.
36:36Okay, cue the sexy B-roll date montage.
36:46Yay!
36:53Oh, my God.
36:54Dang, this is beautiful.
36:55We're doing a massage.
36:57Wow.
36:58I'm super excited for what's in store on this.
37:01Yeah, I can't wait to see what happens.
37:02You ready for the mud?
37:04Oh, God.
37:05Oh.
37:06Oh, shoot.
37:06This probably feels crazy.
37:07Yeah, honestly, yeah.
37:08It feels good.
37:09Yeah?
37:09Yeah.
37:10Oh, my God.
37:11Oh, my God.
37:12Oh, my God.
37:12Obviously, she's gorgeous, attractive, everything, and she crosses all the checklists.
37:16Okay.
37:16I'm not even gonna lie to you.
37:19Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
37:20With Lexi, it's so, like, natural and organic.
37:24I like it.
37:26I like it.
37:26Yeah, that's very good.
37:27Mine.
37:29Aw.
37:30There you go.
37:47Are you guys, like, just so anxious to be in the bottom?
37:50Actually, or is that what's gonna happen to you?
37:52I mean, we'll see what happens later.
37:54Let's say she comes back and likes James more, but they're like, yeah, you can choose James
37:58or you choose Reese and stay up here.
37:59That's what it is.
38:01If they come back and Lexi ends up selecting James, then I think I'll be banished to the
38:07downside.
38:07I like where I'm at right now.
38:09I'm trying to stay up here for as long as possible.
38:10Because that's kind of fucked because not only are you losing somebody, but now you're
38:13going to the bottom.
38:13He's like, bye, bye, present.
38:15Oh, Reese, whoever Lexi discards is going somewhere much deeper and much saltier than the downside.
38:26What's your views on family?
38:28Family-oriented is super important to me.
38:30I have a huge Portuguese family.
38:31And then we're all just, like, super tight-knit.
38:33I have two older brothers.
38:35And so it's, like, the perfect dynamic.
38:37Biggest thing to me is, like, I would want to be with a man that's also, like, family-oriented,
38:41like, understands, like, close to his mom.
38:43I mean, I was raised by a mom, but I have sisters, too.
38:45Okay, cool.
38:46Like, women and family are just, like, most important to me, obviously.
38:48Like, my partner has to be, like, in tune with that and understand it.
38:52Are you an effective communicator?
38:54I'd say communication for me is obviously, like, top priority.
38:57It's the only way you make a relationship work at the end of the day.
39:00You should always want to keep trying harder for your person.
39:03Definitely.
39:03You know?
39:03Obviously, look at me.
39:04I'm trying real hard.
39:05You really did.
39:06I went to the bottom of the boat.
39:07I was expecting to go great, but I was, like, wow, this is, like, leaving me speechless.
39:12She's, like, perfect for me.
39:14Like, what I appreciate the most is you were, like, I would have tossed for anyone until it
39:19was, like, you.
39:21The hard ones are the hard ones.
39:24Aw, Horny James is growing up right before our eyes.
39:28But it may be too little too late with our first elimination tonight.
39:42Lexi and James are headed back to the chakra relaxed from their massages.
39:48But trust me, it won't last long.
39:52Oh, oh, oh, oh!
39:57Damn!
40:02What did y'all do?
40:04What did y'all do?
40:04We rubbed each other with mud.
40:07We had a little massage.
40:09Yeah, we did.
40:09And we had, like, a little shower.
40:13Rinse down.
40:15Together?
40:15Yeah.
40:16I feel like it's tough because I did just have a really good time.
40:20And then I come back and immediately I see Reese on the couch.
40:23And I'm like, wow, there are still obviously feelings there as well.
40:26I'm just having a lot of trouble navigating that right now.
40:29And I just feel like I'm going to cry.
40:34Attention, children of the chakra.
40:37Put on your finest outfits and report to the bow of the boat for our first ever plank ceremony.
40:44Oh, shit.
40:46You're joking.
40:47What?
40:48What the fuck?
40:50A plank?
40:51Oh.
40:52Oh.
40:58Hi.
40:59Hi.
41:00Oh, no.
41:05Holy fuck.
41:06What the fuck?
41:07That is crazy.
41:09That's kind of high up, right?
41:10No, this is probably 30 feet.
41:12That's three stories, right?
41:16Oh, my God.
41:18What the fuck is going on?
41:20This is what we're doing?
41:22This is part of the show?
41:23Oh, my God.
41:25This is scary as hell.
41:27Apologies.
41:28What is this?
41:29Lexi, you have a massive, huge decision to make.
41:35Oh, my God.
41:36Okay.
41:39Would you like to stay with your current tall drink of water, Reese?
41:45You're welcome.
41:46I appreciate it.
41:47Or would you like to climb James like a tree?
41:53One more thing.
41:54If it wasn't obvious, whoever you do not choose will be eliminated and sent plummeting into the deep blue sea
42:04on this plank behind me.
42:07It's been tested multiple times.
42:09You should be fine.
42:10Oh, my God.
42:11That's fucking insane.
42:14Wait.
42:14And are we going to have to do that?
42:17So, basically, now we're finding out that if a downcider goes on a date, they're either going to go topside
42:22or down to the bottom of the ocean.
42:25Who the fuck came up with this idea?
42:28Because they need their brains checked out because this is insane.
42:32Boys, it's time to take your planks.
42:34One of you will be going overboard tonight.
42:40Wow, this is real.
42:42We're really in danger of all going home.
42:45It clicks for me.
42:46We're in this huge pressure cooker and really anything can happen.
42:50Like, none of us are safe.
42:51But my stomach hurts.
42:57Oh, my God.
42:59Oh, shoot.
43:05Yo, this is nuts.
43:08Kid shit, D.
43:10You all right?
43:10No.
43:12Boys, if you have any last words to say to Lexi, I suggest you go now and beg.
43:20I did not expect to be here and be feeling all of these things.
43:24They're both great guys.
43:25Right now, I do want to say it is 50-50.
43:28It's going to come down to what's set up there on the plank.
43:33Lexi, honestly, I want to remind you of everything that happened yesterday.
43:37I feel like you and I had such good banter right after the couple's ceremony.
43:41And I feel like we got to know each other a good amount despite it only being 24 hours.
43:45And so, with everything that happened, I think there's still a lot more to uncover about each
43:49other, and I'll be excited to do that with you.
43:55So, I want to say today, I feel like our day was perfect.
44:00Not only because of what we did, but because I got to do it with you.
44:04And the connection we have, I think, is everything that I'm looking for.
44:09So, I feel like that's very important to me.
44:11And at the end of the day, the best prize I can have is you.
44:18Lexi, it's time to make your decision.
44:21Who will you be sending overboard tonight?
44:33The man that I am sending overboard is...
44:43It's getting real.
44:46Now, watch your back, yeah.
44:49Who's gonna be the last one standing?
44:51Reese.
45:05Holy...
45:05Did you hear my shit?
45:07Holy shit.
45:09I didn't know I would do that.
45:12That's insane.
45:13Oh, my God.
45:15Oh, my God.
45:16Oh, my God.
45:17Oh, my God.
45:18Oh, my God.
45:18Oh, my God.
45:19Don't make me.
45:20Don't make me do that if you had to please.
45:21We love you.
45:24We love you.
45:25We love you.
45:27We love you, Reese.
45:28We love you, Reese.
45:28Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.
45:32Lexi and James, congratulations.
45:36You are our new top side couple.
45:39Woo!
45:40Woo!
45:42Woo!
45:43Good job, boys.
45:45Good job.
45:46This season on Love Overboard.
45:49We're here to have a good time.
45:50Make memories.
45:52Oh, my God.
45:53Fall in love.
45:54And that's what I'm gonna focus on.
45:57We get to flirt, shake a little, drink a little.
46:04the couples fight to hold on to their lives of topside luxury nobody's safe while the
46:10downside singles plot for a topside takeover it's gonna be the perfect opportunity to snake
46:17my way in you're literally as fucking low class like as they come with every dramatic challenge
46:23i'm gonna die every shocking revelation he did cheat on her every steamy hookup it was
46:30fucking hot these singles will be breaking hearts and playing games it's on now i'm coming to get my
46:36lady and just when you thought it couldn't get any sexier guys there's someone else coming on the
46:42boat the shipwreckers arrived to claim all the booty i'm not asking him to go fuck me in a room
46:47i'm literally chatting with him those bitches are out for blood emotions will soar you're so dramatic
46:53it's too much get away from me hearts will break if i'm talking to a girl and she's talking to
46:59another
46:59guy what am i what are we doing i'm not going to see her and compete for a girl and
47:03only one thing
47:04is for certain i'm gone right now this is my last day no one is safe from the plank this
47:11is going to
47:11get messy what's he doing i can't watch this at the end of all of this there's only one winner
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