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00:00Ever heard the phrase big things come in small packages well tonight you are
00:04gonna see it in action because our games may be small but master them and the
00:09rewards aren't just big, they're humongous. Sorry Dermot, camera is shot, we'll have to go again.
00:15I'll get it.
00:18This is Small Fortune.
00:23Tonight on Small Fortune, three big games take on more tiny games.
00:29Now please welcome your hugely handsome host, Mr. Dermot O'Deary.
00:38Hello and welcome to Small Fortune, the world's teeniest weeniest game show.
00:42Do not be lulled into a false sense of security. While a game is maybe small, easy they are not.
00:47What's more, the pressure is huge and the prize money is mahoosif.
00:52150 grand is up for grabs for every team. Now this might be the world's tiniest game show,
00:56but there's always huge anticipation when we're about to meet a new team.
00:59And never more so when the team is Richard, Chloe and James otherwise known as the Maidleys.
01:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:14What's up?
01:16You all right?
01:16How are you?
01:18How are you?
01:19How are you?
01:20How are you?
01:21How are you, mate?
01:21Peace!
01:23How are you?
01:24How are you?
01:25How are you?
01:26How are you?
01:28How are you?
01:33How are you looking for the Maidleys title?
01:34I just thought we keep it simple and impressive.
01:37Yeah.
01:38So Maidley did it for me, and if it does it for me it does it for them.
01:41That's a good question.
01:42Is Maidle doing it for you or...?
01:43Technically now we're two Haskellys and a Maidleys so you're outnumbered.
01:47Yes, everyone.
01:48Just married, Chloe and James!
01:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:54APPLAUSE
01:55So in terms of skill set tonight, incredibly fit, personal trainer,
01:59dancing on ice you did, did the jump, 75 caps,
02:03rugby player, brilliant.
02:05TV presenter. Yeah.
02:08Oldest guy on the pitch, so been around the party games block a few times.
02:11Oh, all right. You were car keys in the ashtray kind of a guy.
02:13Absolutely not.
02:15Give us a look at those big rugby player mitts.
02:18Oh, you know what, they're not too bad.
02:19No, look at that hand. Look at the fingers on that.
02:21Oh, wow, that guy. Yeah, look at that one.
02:23I know. Assuming that we'd lose,
02:25then he can smash the set-up before we go, yeah.
02:28We're all playing for charity tonight,
02:29what charities are we playing for?
02:31Cornish Air Ambulance. Fantastic.
02:32A, because we spent a lot of time down there, and who knows,
02:35one day you might walk out the door and take a helicopter trip later,
02:37you didn't plan. For sure. What about you, Chloe?
02:39Teenage Cancer Trust. Fantastic.
02:40I've been working with them forever, and I think they're amazing.
02:43James? Sebastian's Action Trust.
02:45It's actually quite a small charity where terminally ill children
02:47and families can go away, have a break.
02:49There's so many activities and fun round there,
02:51but you're close to medical attention,
02:52so any money we can raise will be great.
02:54Well, that's fantastic. Best of luck tonight, guys.
02:56APPLAUSE
02:59Right, ladies, here are the rules of small fortune.
03:02In every game, you can bank up to £50,000.
03:05All you have to do is win three games to get to the small fortune final,
03:08and you'll play for all the money you've banked across those three games.
03:11But lose a game, you lose a player, lose three players, and you are out.
03:15OK? Yes. Yep.
03:17So, let's play some more fortune and reveal the first mini-maidly game.
03:22APPLAUSE
03:30This is Tiddly Sphinx!
03:33Welcome to Egypt and the not-so-great Sphinx of Giza.
03:40You face a high-stakes game of Tiddlywinks.
03:44Shoot a red disc between the paws of the Sphinx
03:48by pressing down on it with a larger counter.
03:51Fail, and you'll be ancient history and out of the competition.
03:58Come on, gang!
04:04I love that song. There is Tiddlywinks.
04:06Yeah.
04:07Richard, on the mean streets of Romford as a boy,
04:10wet behind the ears, it's got to be you, isn't it?
04:12We were talking there, I'm the only person in the three of us
04:14who have actually played Tiddlywinks.
04:15Who knows what Tiddlywinks is. Yeah, who knows what it is, exactly.
04:18I bet you paid your way through college playing games like this.
04:21Not Tiddlywinks.
04:21I was thinking, when you said car keys in the bowl,
04:23he was into, like, Naked Twister or something.
04:25I guess like that.
04:27Tell me about those Tiddlywinks.
04:28I think, yeah, Dicky, it should be.
04:30OK, I'll give it a go, but I'm telling you guys,
04:32this is a hard game.
04:33All right, Richard, time to take on Stiddly Sphinx.
04:38So, in every game, you can bank up to £50,000.
04:43Yes.
04:43Obviously, that's a lot of money, so before you play for real,
04:46we give you a completely free practice.
04:49After that, for every time you practice,
04:51we take off £5,000 from the prize fund.
04:54Hmm.
04:54I'm going to have to get the angle of the big one,
04:56so I'm doing it at exactly the same angle every time.
04:59The point that I touch the little one, exactly the same,
05:01and the pressure.
05:02So I've got three things to calculate.
05:03Yeah?
05:04Has he always been like this?
05:05Yes.
05:06Right.
05:06He can take the fun out of any fun game.
05:09Stuart's likely plays Monopoly.
05:11I'm playing for £50,000 here.
05:13Come on, give me a break.
05:14All right, are you ready for your first practice?
05:16OK, here we go.
05:16This could go nowhere.
05:25Oh!
05:27Not bad at all.
05:28OK, that was too hard.
05:29Now, this is the way it works.
05:31Now we have the dilemma.
05:32You can either press the button and you play for £50,000.
05:34No, no, no, no.
05:36Or you can practice.
05:37I'm going to practice.
05:38I'm going to practice.
05:39OK, £5,000 off the prize fund.
05:41OK.
05:42Well, that was a bit hard, wasn't it?
05:43This will be a second practice.
05:45So let's do it at the same angle.
05:46A little bit softer.
05:53Oh!
05:54Too soft.
05:58How's the technique going so far?
05:59I'm quite impressed.
06:00Good intensity as well.
06:04What are you saying?
06:05Press or practice?
06:06I will have one more practice and then I think that I'll be practised out and I'll just have to.
06:10Really?
06:11Well, we'll see.
06:12We'll see how it goes.
06:13OK, £5,000 off the prize fund.
06:16OK.
06:17This will be your third practice.
06:19He's not hanging around.
06:36Ooh.
06:39Getting closer.
06:41Take another practice.
06:42The first one was too hard.
06:44The other two, he's just undercooking it a little bit.
06:46Yeah.
06:46If we'd had a medium one, I'd go a little bit towards more of the edge of the...
06:50A bit further back.
06:51A little bit more so you get a bit more high.
06:52A bit more high, yeah.
06:52I think.
06:53If your dad doesn't get it right, he's gone.
06:54And it'll just be you and me.
06:55And I'm not sure I want to be left up here with Chloe for the entire show.
06:57So we know your dad...
06:58I'm joking.
06:59But you know your dad's dust off this.
07:00Where to go, newlyweds!
07:02Yay!
07:02Yay!
07:04Um...
07:04I think I need one more, which will take me to 35, and then I'll go for it.
07:09One more practice.
07:10All right.
07:10£5,000 off the prize funds.
07:12That's a good call, James.
07:14This will be your fourth practice.
07:15Yeah, I agree.
07:16It's been a bit low, haven't it?
07:18OK.
07:18OK, here we go.
07:32Told you.
07:36So it's possible?
07:37Yeah.
07:38Yeah?
07:39So now you've got a dilemma.
07:40You can press the button and play for 35,000, or you can practice again to make sure that wasn't
07:45a fluke.
07:46Enough is enough, Dad.
07:48It's time to do it.
07:49Well, it was a fluke, but I think I've got a bit more technique from James there, so I think
07:53we should go for it.
07:54Are you sure?
07:57Yes!
07:57Yes!
07:57Yes!
07:58Yes!
07:58Yes!
07:59Yes!
08:00Yes!
08:00Come on!
08:00Come on!
08:01Come on!
08:02Come on!
08:02Come on!
08:02Come on!
08:04Come on!
08:13Come on!
08:14You're a prank.
08:14Thirty-five thousand pounds.
08:18Fail, and you will be eliminated.
08:22OK.
08:23You've used four practice attempts and succeeded just once.
08:28Thanks.
08:29But this is the only time that counts.
08:34Is he finished?
08:35I think that's it.
08:36Is that how to put me in my ear?
08:37It's helpful, isn't it, yeah.
08:38Yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:38Yeah, yeah.
08:40OK.
08:40Take your time
09:16How can scoring a tiddlywink point feel like you've just won the lottery?
09:23Richard, well done. Do you want to see a replay?
09:26Yeah. I want to see a replay.
09:30Oh, beautiful!
09:31There he is!
09:36Champion!
09:40Couldn't have loved you at all.
09:42I am so impressed.
09:44All right, very good start, guys.
09:451-1 game, banked £35,000, still have three players remaining.
09:49Ready for the next game?
09:50No. Not after that, I'm going home.
09:53Yes.
09:53All right, let's bring it on.
10:04This is Dinky Dockyard!
10:10The good ship, Smally McSmallface, is unloading her miniature cargo.
10:17Five shipping containers stand on the dock.
10:20Using chopsticks, transfer five more containers from the ship to the stack within ten seconds.
10:28Fail, and it will be man overboard, and you'll be out of the competition.
10:35Come on, we hearties.
10:39James is a chopstick, like, I don't even know what the word would be.
10:44Aficionado?
10:44Yeah, he lived in Japan, and with the time element, that's high pressure,
10:49and obviously you're really good under high pressure.
10:52My only concern is I'm not particularly delicate at the balancing thing.
10:55James, was your chopstick sort of method when you did live in Japan more sort of like,
10:59stab the fish, eat the fish, stab the fish, eat the fish?
11:03Or were you kind of like, you know...
11:05I'd get two in both hands and...
11:06Yeah.
11:08And you ate with chopsticks a lot, did you?
11:10Every day.
11:10Every day, surely.
11:11I was going to say you, but I think you're right.
11:12I think it should be you.
11:13I'd love a go.
11:14All right, James, time to take on Dinky Dockyard!
11:22James, as always, you have a free practice before we start the game.
11:25So, when you're ready, start the countdown, please.
11:29Three, two, one, go!
11:38Nice and steady.
11:40Very good.
11:44Well, but at least you know you can do it.
11:48It's not a bad start.
11:49No.
11:49Considering the first one you dropped, so you only have one left.
11:53Hmm.
11:54Definitely doable.
11:56Yeah, 100% doable.
11:56But you know why you dropped it, because you didn't get it quite in the middle.
11:59Let's go pinch it at the top.
12:01Right.
12:03Definitely another practice?
12:04I'd love another practice, please.
12:05OK, £5,000 off the prize fund.
12:10This will be a second practice.
12:12Are you ready?
12:13Yeah.
12:14OK.
12:14Begin the countdown, please.
12:15Three, two, one, go!
12:29Whoa!
12:31Whoa!
12:32Whoa!
12:33Whoa!
12:34Whoa!
12:34Whoa!
12:34Whoa!
12:35He's going to destroy the whole sales.
12:36Oh, so close.
12:37Like, fuck, angry.
12:38Whoa!
12:39You're right to move fast from there to there when you've dropped it, but then just give
12:42yourself a millisecond and then do it.
12:44Yeah.
12:44Can I give you some advice?
12:46Shut up.
12:46Ree James, yeah.
12:48There is no talking to him when he's focused in the zone doing something.
12:52But I'm always open to feedback post-performance.
12:54Yeah.
12:55On both occasions, you've been very, very close, and there's only practices.
12:58You're learning.
13:00Can I have one more practice?
13:01I think you should, definitely.
13:02All right, £5,000 off the prize fund, please.
13:06And this will be your third practice.
13:08Start the countdown, please.
13:11Three, two, one, go!
13:13Go!
13:16Oh, my God.
13:18You're good.
13:19Good.
13:19Still got time.
13:20Very good, James.
13:21Very good.
13:22Easy, easy, easy.
13:24Yes!
13:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
13:34You can make a mistake and do it.
13:36I'm so proud.
13:36Ledge!
13:37Love that.
13:38I just take everything so seriously.
13:40It's so intense, like, well done.
13:42Well done.
13:43So we've got a dilemma now.
13:44That's obviously the first time you've cracked it,
13:46but you are getting better and better.
13:47So do you want to practice again?
13:49Or do you feel you're ready and you want to push the button?
13:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
14:09James, this is your big moment.
14:15Stack five shipping containers in ten seconds to bank £40,000.
14:22Fail and you will be eliminated, leaving Chloe and Richard to win two more games without you.
14:32You're taking a risk, James.
14:35You've used just three practices and succeeded only once.
14:40But this is the only time that counts.
14:46All right.
14:47Ignore him, he's a tosser, James.
14:49LAUGHTER
14:52All right, here we go.
14:54Begin the countdown.
14:54Three, two, one, go!
15:02We've got time, we've got loads of time.
15:04Easy.
15:05Yes!
15:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
15:10Oh, my God!
15:12Well done, man!
15:14Oh, my God!
15:16Oh, my God!
15:17Oh, my God!
15:18Well done!
15:20APPLAUSE
15:26James Haskell, I can't possibly see any of the drives that led you to be a professional sportsman.
15:31LAUGHTER
15:34Well done!
15:35That was horrific.
15:37Yeah.
15:38What's the pressure like? I mean, obviously you're used to it.
15:40Do you know what the interesting thing is?
15:41As a professional rugby player, you're involved with the whole team.
15:43Yeah.
15:44So, within that framework, you can make mistakes and you've got to focus.
15:46But actually, that's why I respect individual sportsmen so much.
15:49Because it's just you doing what you do.
15:52There's no-one to support you.
15:53There's no-one there.
15:53So, these games...
15:54Oh, thanks, James.
15:54Yeah, yeah.
15:55Did it have been the tiddly-wink champion in 1965?
15:581966.
15:59Get up for James, everyone!
16:01Oh, Team Madeleine.
16:03We are in great shape.
16:06Two games won.
16:07Let's see.
16:08Just banked £40,000.
16:09Total is £75,000.
16:11Most importantly, you still have three players remaining,
16:13which means you only need to win one more game to get through to the final.
16:18Play for all that lovely money for charity.
16:20Time for a short break now.
16:22You go and make yourselves a nice cup of tea.
16:24We're going to call Judy for some advice about the next game.
16:26We will see you...
16:28Everybody calm down!
16:30We'll definitely do this play.
16:41Hey, welcome back to Small Fortune,
16:43where we're only talking Richard Madeley, Chloe Madeley, Chloe Haskell and James Haskell.
16:48Woo!
16:50I used both names just in case.
16:52Just to give you the option.
16:53Keep everybody toys.
16:54Exactly.
16:55They are doing fantastically well.
16:56Two games played, two games won.
16:58Who knew they'd be so good at tiny games?
17:00I thought James would be very smashy-smashy, but you've been very delicate with touch.
17:04I love that.
17:05I see what you saw in him.
17:05And Richard, you little legend.
17:08Chloe hasn't played yet.
17:09Feeling restless?
17:10I feel now really, really nervous.
17:13Mm-hm.
17:13I was nervous before we even started, and now I'm like, oh, God.
17:15She was saying in the break, you know, that if we pick her for the next one and she fails,
17:19we'll never let her forget it.
17:20She's worried about that.
17:21I promise we'll never let you forget it.
17:23LAUGHTER
17:24Ready for the next game?
17:25Yes.
17:26All right, let's play it.
17:27APPLAUSE
17:37This is Marble Arch.
17:43Welcome to London's most minuscule monument.
17:49Blow the marble through the central arch with a single breath.
17:59Fail, and you won't just be out of breath.
18:04You'll be out of the competition.
18:10Haskell, this is you all over, surely?
18:12Your lung power must be enormous.
18:14You could essentially blow that model over.
18:17You have a lot of candles in the house, just creating that kind of atmosphere,
18:20and every time I go to blow it out, I'm always useless at doing it.
18:24I mean, they're like...
18:25Do you know what?
18:26I think it is, James.
18:26I think it's because they're old flames and they don't like you blowing them out.
18:30Oh, that is stinky.
18:31LAUGHTER
18:32That was such a dad joke.
18:34Do you want to take this?
18:36Just take this and get this.
18:37The ultimate dad joke.
18:38That ring is staying on your finger.
18:40OK, Dickie, what do you think?
18:42I think that...
18:43Did you just call your dad Dickie?
18:44Yeah.
18:44Is that a thing?
18:45Yeah.
18:46I think this is for you.
18:48This game was built for you, Chloe.
18:49I think I could potentially do it.
18:52You going to play, Chloe?
18:53Yeah.
18:53I think you will.
18:54Chloe, it's time to take on Marble Arch.
18:57APPLAUSE
19:01So, Chloe, here we go.
19:02One free practice.
19:03Every practice after that costs £5,000 any time you want.
19:06After that first free practice, hit that button.
19:08So, whenever you're ready.
19:10OK.
19:11You can definitely do this, Chloe.
19:27You can definitely do this, Chloe.
19:30APPLAUSE
19:31They will ricochet that you had that.
19:34At least we know it's doable.
19:36Exactly.
19:36So, we'll do one practice and not do it again.
19:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
19:45Everybody calm down.
19:49Well, you can push the button or practice for £5,000.
19:52What do you think?
19:54I'll have one more practice just to see.
19:58Going with the men in my life, guys.
19:59Let's do it.
20:00We'll do one more practice.
20:01I have £5,000 of the prize fund, please.
20:05This will be your second practice, Chloe.
20:07Good luck.
20:19There you go.
20:20Did the right thing.
20:21Did the right thing.
20:23Was there anything you did differently or not?
20:25You pursed your lips a bit less there.
20:27You were a bit less focused on the...
20:29You're more...
20:30Like that.
20:31OK.
20:31Can I do one more practice?
20:33Definitely.
20:33And then I might want to do another one.
20:34All right.
20:35That was going to make you.
20:36OK.
20:37Fine.
20:38We'll do one more.
20:39All right. £5,000 off the prize fund, please.
20:43£40,000 now.
20:44This will be your third practice.
20:46You can do this, Chloe.
20:46OK.
21:03Damn it!
21:04It was further away, wasn't it?
21:05Yeah.
21:07What are you saying?
21:07What are you saying, Dickie?
21:08She needs to get her lips much closer to the ball.
21:11All I'd say is this, Chloe.
21:12You're in good shape.
21:12You've still got £40,000.
21:14Every practice she takes £5,000, but we're still talking an awful lot of money.
21:18So don't rush it.
21:19Just make sure you're happy with it before you press the button.
21:21I kind of want to push the button.
21:23Oh, OK.
21:23Or just ignore everything I just said.
21:25I'm a bit...
21:27Really close.
21:28Mmm.
21:33What do you think?
21:34Whatever you want.
21:35I'll back you.
21:36My only advice is just get a bit closer, because the further back you are, the less likely
21:40it's to go where you want it to go.
21:41So if you want to have one more practice to nail that technique, then do it.
21:45Or if you want to press the button back yourself...
21:46OK.
21:46I'll do one more practice.
21:48£5,000 off the prize fund, please.
21:51Down to £35,000.
21:52This will be a fourth practice.
21:55OK.
21:56Nice and close.
22:05Oh, my God!
22:09How did I do it the first time?
22:11For some reason at the moment...
22:13So maybe I need to...
22:14Maybe put the ball to one side.
22:17Not necessarily in the middle.
22:18All right.
22:19Do you want to have another practice like that?
22:22No, that's your first?
22:23Yeah, it is, yeah.
22:24OK, last practice.
22:25All right.
22:26£5,000 off the prize fund, please.
22:29Down to £30,000.
22:30This will be a fifth practice.
22:31Good luck.
22:32OK.
22:41Yes!
22:42Do it.
22:43That's the technique.
22:44You'll close that and you have a little bit of an angle and you smash it.
22:48So the dilemma now is, do you press the play or do you want to properly nail it to know
22:53you've got your...
22:53No, it's Leonardo's first to Kate in Titanic.
22:56That's enough practice.
22:57And she does it.
22:58She does it.
22:59When is that?
23:00Yeah.
23:00At the end, when she chops the chain.
23:01Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:02He goes, that's enough practice.
23:06Classic Titanic line, maybe.
23:09Wow!
23:13Chloe, this is your big moment.
23:18Blow the marble through the arch to bank £30,000 and go through to the final.
23:27Fail and you will be eliminated.
23:33You've used five practice attempts and succeeded twice.
23:40But can you succeed now with a place in the final on the line?
23:49All right.
23:50Totally do this, Chloe.
23:51It's your game.
23:51You can do it.
23:52Yeah.
23:53Good luck, Chloe.
23:53Get into position then in your own time.
24:09Oh!
24:10Oh!
24:13Oh, the shame!
24:15The shame!
24:18The shame!
24:20Just a side.
24:21Just a side.
24:21You haven't brought any shame to the family, but if you would like to move out and never speak again.
24:26That's fine.
24:27Chloe, we're all very proud of you, however, you are eliminated.
24:30You have to sit out the rest of the game from over there on the sofa of shame.
24:33Off you go.
24:37Very well.
24:38Very well.
24:41Very well.
24:43So, we're not in a disastrous situation.
24:46Three games played, two games won, one more to win and they are in the final.
24:50How are we feeling, chaps?
24:52Well, it's important to kind of win the next one because otherwise the pressure's going to be on the other
24:56guy.
24:56Exactly.
24:56The very last one.
24:57So, we've got to really try and get the next one nailed, whatever it is.
24:59Ready to play it?
25:01Yeah.
25:01Let's play our next game.
25:12This is Stone's Throw.
25:19Welcome to Smallhenge, a monument for dinky druids and tiny hippies.
25:27You have two throws of the ball to knock down every stone.
25:32If any stones remain standing, you won't be.
25:40Richard, you're a West Country boy now.
25:41Any druids in the family?
25:43Several.
25:45Easy to get wrong this.
25:46I know it looks really simple.
25:48One of the things, we've all chucked things at the bin at point-blank range and missed.
25:52Yeah.
25:52You know?
25:53What do you reckon, lads?
25:55I'll have a go if you want.
25:55Can I have a go?
25:56Yeah.
25:57Games you're going to play?
25:58Yeah.
25:58All right, James, time to take on Stone's Throw.
26:01APPLAUSE
26:05So, after all the other games, one free practice, every practice after that costs you £5,000.
26:13All right, I mean, in your own time.
26:24One.
26:25Wow.
26:28Yes!
26:31Very good.
26:33Very good.
26:33Do you want to practice again?
26:36He smashed it good.
26:38Wow.
26:39You can obviously do it, so here's the situation.
26:42You can press the button now and pay you £50,000.
26:45That's an awful lot of money.
26:47You fail throughout the game.
26:54Games, for an impressive £50,000, you are about to get a win.
26:59You are about to face your big moment.
27:02After the break.
27:03After the break.
27:19You banked £75,000 for the final.
27:24But you suffered a blow and have only two players remaining.
27:31Now, James, you have stepped up to play Stone's Throw.
27:36Knock down the stones to bank £50,000 and take your team through to the final.
27:43Fail and you will be eliminated, leaving Richard to win one more game alone.
27:50You won't fail.
27:52You won't fail.
27:53We have succeeded in your one and only practice, but this is the only time that counts.
28:02Take your place, please, mate.
28:03Nail it, mate.
28:04Nail it.
28:08Good luck.
28:09This is to get you guys in the final and thank £50,000 while we're at it to play for
28:12charity.
28:14In your own time, James.
28:27Good luck.
28:37THEY CONFER
28:43Maybe he's going to have to play the last game now.
28:47That's all I'm thinking about.
28:49That's all I'm bloody thinking about.
28:52It's harder than it looks, isn't it?
28:54No, it's not. I just messed it up.
28:56I'm very sorry, you are eliminated.
28:59And you must now go and sit on the celebrity sofa of shame.
29:09And it all comes down to this.
29:12Oh, good.
29:14Most important thing is you win the next game.
29:16So you get through to the final and then you play for the money you banked.
29:19Lose, though, and we're not even going to talk about losing.
29:21It's not going to happen, right, Dickie? No!
29:24Right, Chloe? Yeah.
29:25We believe in Dickie, don't we?
29:27Oh, 100%, he'll smash it.
29:28James, no, don't shake your head, James.
29:30We believe in your new fan partner.
29:31No, I was saying that I agree with him.
29:33I wouldn't dare shake my head.
29:35Are we ready for the next game, then?
29:36Kind of, but, yeah, let's give it a go.
29:38Bring it on!
29:49This is Las Vegas!
29:53Welcome to the bright lights of the Las Vegas Strip, stretching a massive 25 centimeters.
30:02Throw the die beneath the famous Vegas sign so that all or part of it lands in the win zone.
30:11Hit the jackpot and you will reach the final.
30:16Fail and your team will be bust and out of the competition.
30:21Viva Las Vegas!
30:24Viva Las Vegas!
30:27Viva Las Vegas!
30:28Viva Las Vegas!
30:28How I wish that day was...
30:29Stop it.
30:31You're mean.
30:33It looks great, doesn't it?
30:34Tiny spears.
30:36There's Elvis.
30:38Yeah.
30:38Elvis has indeed left the building.
30:40Come on.
30:40Back in the day, I bet you and Judy used to tear up Vegas!
30:43We've been a few times with Chloe.
30:45Hmm.
30:46I think this is a lot harder than it looks.
30:48Uh-huh.
30:49I think go low.
30:50Yep.
30:50And level, if that makes sense, because then you'll have more control over the trajectory of the guys.
30:56Because if I'm high and I go there, I'll go over.
30:58Let's have a practice.
30:59OK, Richard, please get into position.
31:01It's time to take on Las Vegas.
31:07APPLAUSE
31:08Richard, you've banked £75,000 up to now.
31:11Yep.
31:11So you're playing for £50,000 in this game to add to that £75,000.
31:16You've just got to get through to the final now.
31:18Just is a very big word.
31:19Vegas is, of course, the city of chance with just a little bit of skill.
31:24I think of all the games tonight, this involves more chance than skill.
31:26I really...
31:27You mean chance by...
31:28Dicky!
31:30Dicky!
31:31Dicky!
31:31Dicky!
31:32Dicky!
31:34Dicky!
31:35Dicky!
31:35Dicky!
31:36Dicky!
31:36Dicky!
31:38Dicky!
31:40Happy?
31:41All right, let's take your first free practice.
31:43Best of luck.
31:44Thanks a lot.
31:49Hang on.
31:49Just a minute.
31:50Just a minute.
31:50That's better.
31:52I think this one is so much about the technique.
32:11I really wish that hadn't happened.
32:13Snake eyes.
32:14I really wish that hadn't happened.
32:15Snake eyes.
32:16I really wish that hadn't happened.
32:16I'm just trying to remember how much energy I get.
32:19No, no, no, no, no, no.
32:21Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, people.
32:23Another practice?
32:23Another practice?
32:24Five thousand bucks off the price from, please.
32:25You care with that, guys?
32:26Another practice?
32:27Yeah.
32:27Yeah, yeah, yeah.
32:2945,000 pounds in your own time.
33:04He's done it.
33:08Richard, now it's your turn to be a tosser.
33:14Toss the die into the win zone to bank 45,000 pounds and go through to the final.
33:23Fail, and your whole team will be eliminated.
33:28And you will leave with nothing.
33:31You've succeeded in both of your practices.
33:35But you are the last player standing.
33:38And it all comes down to this final roll of the die.
33:47Here we go, best of luck.
34:22Thank you, Vegas.
34:25Judy, we're going to Vegas.
34:28Congratulations.
34:30Holy moly.
34:30The Maidleys have won three games.
34:32They are in the final and could win £120,000 for charity.
34:39Got to be made up with that, Richard.
34:40Yeah, yeah.
34:41So it's just me on the next one.
34:42To be honest, you were not much you, so you were...
34:44LAUGHTER
34:45So the Maidleys stand to win a small fortune of £120,000.
34:49That is a star performance from our stars.
34:52It's a final and it's happening after the break.
34:54See you then.
34:55APPLAUSE
34:59Coming up on Small Fortune.
35:03Ooh, wow.
35:04Oh, this is hard.
35:06It is still my beating heart.
35:13APPLAUSE
35:18Oh, you've joined us at impressive times, everyone.
35:21Welcome back to Small Fortune.
35:22The Maidleys, or more precisely, Richard Maidley, is in the final.
35:25He's going to be playing for £120,000, everyone.
35:28CHEERING
35:30Come on, this is.
35:33You are a veteran.
35:34A wounded veteran.
35:35You're used to pressure.
35:37It's like taking penalties.
35:38You can practise and practise and practise in the park
35:40till you're knocking them, you're curving them
35:41in the top right-hand corner.
35:42You can fool the keeper, and then the moment comes
35:45when you have to do it for real in front of the crowd,
35:47and you give it straight to the keeper.
35:48He's talking himself down.
35:50Well, it's true.
35:50I've been very lucky so far.
35:52I just hope it extends one more game.
35:54Let's hope so.
35:54Ready to play the final?
35:56Yeah, let's go for it.
35:56All right, let's reveal your final.
35:58APPLAUSE
36:07Listen, Fortune!
36:10The Small Fortune studio has been miniaturised,
36:15along with the money you have banked.
36:17Your cash is locked in a tiny briefcase in the world's smallest security vault.
36:24To retrieve your winnings, lift the case off the pole.
36:29However, the pole is electrified, and the tiniest of touches will activate the alarm.
36:36If that happens, you and your team will leave with nothing.
36:43This is your smallest challenge yet.
36:46Ten centimetres is all that stands between you and a small fortune.
36:57APPLAUSE
36:59This is very tight, isn't it?
37:01Let's have a look.
37:04Obviously, thinner at the bottom, then you can take a rest here.
37:07And then it's...
37:08And it's thicker at the top.
37:09I mean, we've all kind of played these games in the arcades, haven't we?
37:11Yeah.
37:12It's always the thing, isn't it?
37:13Do you do it quickly, in one smooth movement?
37:16Or do you take it nice and slow, in which case you start building in tremble?
37:19Yeah, it's hard.
37:21Do you want to come over and have a look?
37:22I want to see what the little Dermot looks like.
37:26Oh, my God, it looks exactly like you!
37:29Look at this absolute dapper guy, this cad.
37:31We have a very well-dressed audience.
37:33Um, I think...
37:34Hmm.
37:34I would say slow and steady.
37:36Not too slow, not too quick.
37:38My instincts are telling me that it's a two-handed job.
37:41Try it.
37:41Yeah.
37:42All right, well, let's get on with it.
37:43OK?
37:44OK, good luck.
37:45All right, Richard, please get into position.
37:47It's time to take on Smallest Fortune.
37:50APPLAUSE
37:55As with all the games, you get one free practice,
37:56and after that, each practice you take costs you 10% of your prize fund,
38:00so that's £12,000 per practice.
38:02But first things first, free practice.
38:04Any time you're ready?
38:05Well, I think this is a reading glasses job.
38:07I agree.
38:20Oh, I've got slippy fingers.
38:21Fingers made, Lee, they call him.
38:27Ooh-hoo, wow.
38:28Oh, this is hard.
38:29Oh, this is hard.
38:30This is hard for Janaek.
38:30Yeah.
39:02Shock, isn't it?
39:04All right, Richard.
39:05You can press the button down and play for £120,000,
39:08or you can, of course, choose to practice again.
39:11Each practice is going to cost you 10% of your prize funds,
39:14and that's £12,000 per practice.
39:16I don't think practice is going to make this any easier.
39:19It's just one technique here, which is not touching the sides.
39:21Maybe if I get a bit of traction underneath it.
39:23Richard, all I'd say is obviously practice,
39:25but remember, the more you concentrate,
39:27the more shaky you're going to get, the longer you take.
39:29So you need to get that balanced.
39:32All right, I'll have one practice. Yeah?
39:35£12,000 balance off the prize fund, please.
39:39OK. £108,000.
39:41This will be your second practice. Good luck.
39:48No, it's more wobbly that way.
40:14OK. All right, I'm going to go for it.
40:17APPLAUSE
40:18What I was doing there...
40:19Yeah, what I was doing there is I was looking vertically down,
40:22which meant I didn't realise I'd gone up too high.
40:25So, I'm going to...
40:25Richard, try one more with your new technique.
40:28Without going over the top?
40:29Yeah.
40:30All right, I'm going to practise.
40:32OK.
40:32All right, 10% off the prize fund, please.
40:33I'm just thinking of these charities watching.
40:35Ah, very hard.
40:36I know, but they'd rather something than nothing.
40:37£96,000 to your third practice in your own time.
40:52Well, this is still my beating heart.
41:05You get to about there.
41:06I think I just need some luck now.
41:08I really think I need some luck.
41:09Do you want to try a different technique?
41:11No, no.
41:11Still got a load of cash?
41:12No, I'm comfortable with that technique.
41:14Let me have one look.
41:16Come on, love.
41:17Love?
41:18Now, I'm comfortable with the holding technique.
41:20It's just that it's wider up the top and it's just more difficult.
41:23No, I think...
41:24I think I've...
41:25It's as good as I'm going to get, I think.
41:30Don't you dare, Chloe.
41:41No pressure.
41:42Try it one-handed like that.
41:43Pardon?
41:43Try it one-handed.
41:44I think the key is that you're comfortable doing it.
41:46I would go have a practise with one hand and just try something different.
41:49Last practise.
41:50Quite fun.
41:50Yeah.
41:52Another practise.
41:53One more practise.
41:54OK, 10% of the prize fund, please.
41:57That's 84.
41:58Still an awful lot on the earth.
41:59It'll be a fourth practise.
42:00Good luck.
42:07It's a big deal.
42:19It's a big deal.
42:19It's a big deal.
42:28Oh, you've got so much.
42:30I rushed it. I had it. I rushed it.
42:32I had it. I rushed it.
42:32You actually had that.
42:34You were right, though.
42:35One hand.
42:37You are.
42:40Dress for practice.
42:45Richard.
42:46Dress.
42:46Dress!
42:49Dress.
42:55Dress!
42:56Richard.
42:58This is your biggest moment.
43:03What have you got?
43:04Ten centimeters lie between you and a small fortune.
43:09Retrieve your briefcase from the vault, and you'll win a small fortune of £84,000 for charity.
43:20It all comes down to this.
43:25You've taken four practices and never succeeded, Dickie.
43:31But this is the only time that counts.
43:36Absolute silence from the audience, please.
43:39Best of luck, Richard, in your own time.
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