00:05I
00:43Oh, hey, Mellie.
00:45Oh, um...
00:46Did you dress?
00:47Oh, yeah, um, I, uh, I just remembered I left the stove on, so...
00:52You left the stove on?
00:56Your apartment would be burned down by now.
00:59Well, which is why I have to go, plus I have a lot of work to get done, so...
01:03Oh, okay, okay, okay.
01:05Yeah, I see what's going on here.
01:08You got somewhere to be, huh?
01:10Probably with another guy.
01:13And what makes you think you know everything?
01:15We've been broke up, what, for how many months now?
01:17I mean, first of all, you and I actually didn't break up because we were never officially together.
01:22I mean, I remember you had another girl.
01:24I mean, you got one now, so...
01:26Oh, I told you, me and Alyssa broke up.
01:27That's no lie.
01:28Alright, guy time is truth.
01:30Now, we ain't seen each other for, what, months now?
01:33I know you got somebody you're seeing.
01:35I mean, not everyone is a hoe like you, Damien, so...
01:38Okay, now you're gonna slut shave.
01:40Shut up!
01:41Listen, I meant what I said last night.
01:43Alright, let's cut the bullshit and get it back together.
01:46I wanna make this something real.
01:50Listen, what happened last night?
01:53I mean, it's not gonna happen again.
01:58This was...
01:59I was bored.
02:02Sorry.
02:03Wow.
02:04You really said that.
02:06Sorry.
02:16So this had a feeling, huh?
02:20Interesting.
02:21I just heard you spit the same thing to somebody else.
02:25Work around fast, boy.
02:27You need to check yourself.
02:30I just heard you spit the same thing to somebody else.
02:34Work around fast, boy.
02:37You need to check yourself.
02:39Oh no, don't try to come around now.
02:41I love it.
02:51Okay.
02:53And...
02:56Blocked?
02:57Done.
02:59Bye.
03:04It feels so good to be done with this bullshit.
03:07Yes.
03:07Yes.
03:09Oh, no more Damien.
03:11No more stupid side chicks.
03:14Oh.
03:15God, wow.
03:17Oh, it feels so good.
03:19Is this what other people feel like?
03:21How long were you two together?
03:22A year.
03:24Oh, God, how could I be so dumb?
03:26Stop blaming yourself already, Alyssa.
03:28I know, I know.
03:30You did everything and more.
03:34So frustrating.
03:35Girls are always blaming themselves for what guys do to them.
03:38So manipulative.
03:39Yeah.
03:42You're so much better off without him and you know it.
03:45So fuck Damien.
03:47No, say it with me.
03:49Fuck Damien.
03:51Fuck Damien.
03:54Fuck Damien.
03:57Fuck Damien.
04:00Fuck Damien.
04:01Can you please keep that down?
04:03I'm trying to meditate.
04:05Sorry.
04:07Namaste.
04:12Go home.
04:13Don't meditate in a part.
04:15I can speak.
04:17I really needed that laugh.
04:19Yeah, who are you telling?
04:23I used to have conversations like this with my roommate, Robin.
04:26But hey, you give much better advice.
04:30So that explains why you're talking to me.
04:34No, it's not just that.
04:35It's just...
04:36I don't know.
04:37Yeah, we got into that stupid fight and she just...
04:40I don't know.
04:41We just haven't been talking to each other and we're just walking around the apartment being passive aggressive.
04:45And it's just, it's really annoying.
04:46What happened?
04:48Well, she was being a bitch.
04:50Well, no, I needed her support and she just blew me off, so...
04:53It doesn't sound that bad. I'm sure you guys can talk it out.
04:55Yeah, you think so?
04:57Totally.
05:00Look, don't let a petty argument over a guy who doesn't even matter anymore ruin your friendship.
05:07Besides, you guys live together. That's gotta be super awkward.
05:09It is. It's really awkward.
05:11And not to mention, she just keeps bringing guys home so it's like living in a freaking brothel.
05:16I can see how that could be awkward.
05:18Yeah.
05:24You know, if you ever...
05:27Need a place to crash, you can always come hang at my spot.
05:32I could use company.
05:33Yeah?
05:34Is that an invitation?
05:35Yes, it is.
05:40Yeah, well, you know what? One day, I, uh, I might take you up on that.
05:45I'll bring over a bottle of wine, and we can sit and we can binge Netflix shows.
05:52Sounds like a date.
06:15Hey!
06:17Hey!
06:18What's up?
06:19What's up?
06:22What's up?
06:24Ooh.
06:25Can you ever give me a hug?
06:27Wear my hug at, Garbino asks.
06:29Mm.
06:35Mm.
06:35Mm.
06:35Mm.
06:36Good to see you again.
06:37Yeah.
06:38Never thought I knew that again.
06:39Ugh.
06:40Stop it.
06:41Don't be like that.
06:44No, I'm serious.
06:44What has it been like, what?
06:45Two months now?
06:47So?
06:48That doesn't mean I hate you or anything.
06:51Nah, I definitely think that that's what you said when we broke up.
06:54Okay.
06:55Alright, fine.
06:56Sometimes I can go overboard.
06:57I think we can both agree that I can be that way sometime.
07:01So, um, where are you coming from?
07:03Eh.
07:04Work.
07:05Nothing special.
07:07So what's important that you had to see me in person to talk about?
07:12Nothing.
07:13I, uh, I just, I just miss you.
07:17Mm.
07:18So was this your, uh, let's get back together pitch?
07:20Oh, oh, oh, let's, let's not get carried away, okay?
07:23I still have a few things that I need to process.
07:26I just wanted to catch up and physically see you again.
07:31Mm.
07:32The Theo effect.
07:34Boy, please get over yourself.
07:37Alright.
07:39Nah.
07:40Nah, for real, for real.
07:42I'm glad you called me.
07:43I, I actually miss this place.
07:46And I guess I miss you too.
07:48You know you miss me, okay?
07:51Look, let's just hang out and catch up.
07:53I don't think the world is gonna catch on fire if we have a little fun together again.
07:58I'm guessing about that.
07:59I don't know.
08:00I'm a pretty busy guy and all, you know.
08:04Please.
08:04Your ass is probably just going to the bar.
08:08And?
08:10I'm not judging.
08:11The Lord knows I could use a drink right now.
08:15Hmm.
08:16Alright, well look.
08:16Let's go out for drinks.
08:18I'll get them.
08:18No, wait.
08:19No, I'm sorry.
08:19Take that back.
08:20Um.
08:21You get your drinks.
08:22And I'll get my drinks.
08:23Cause we're still not together.
08:25Alright.
08:27Uh.
08:28Actually, it's cool.
08:29I'm not drinking right now anyway, so.
08:31Hmm.
08:31Why? What's wrong?
08:33Uh.
08:34Nothing, nothing.
08:35I just think I could use a break from alcohol for a while, that's all.
08:38Hmm.
08:39Can't relate.
08:41Alright, how about this?
08:42Uh.
08:43We just ordered some food.
08:44We watched movies together.
08:46Hmm.
08:47Okay.
08:48You know what?
08:49A few months ago, I would have rung your neck off my god for suggesting Netflix and chill
08:55instead of an actual date.
08:57But this?
08:59This is fine.
09:01I'd actually like that.
09:02Yeah, as if you have a choice.
09:04You know, we're not back together, so.
09:06So wait a minute.
09:07How do you expect to get the girl you want back, if you don't take her out?
09:11I don't want you.
09:15There's something over here.
09:17What was that?
09:18Nothing.
09:19So, uh, what are we watching?
09:22Ah, let's see.
09:24Kill Bill?
09:26No.
09:27Teen Wolf?
09:28The Walking Dead.
09:29Maybe.
09:30Maybe.
09:31What season?
09:32Season, the last one.
09:34Season seven.
09:34Winnega?
09:35Come on, let's go watch it!
09:39Maybe we can chat.
09:53Hey.
09:55Hey.
09:57Hi.
09:58I'll see you in a little while.
10:01You know, I'm, like, I'm a girl.
10:04I've been really busy, I guess, so.
10:07I miss you.
10:09Yeah, I've just been hanging out with a minute.
10:11Oh, a new friend?
10:14Is there a new guy in the book show over?
10:16No, it's actually a new girl, so.
10:19All right, Alyssa.
10:21I don't know you're playing for that team now.
10:23No, she's just, you know, we met at the park, we just, we've been hanging on.
10:27But she's pretty cool, so.
10:29Geez, one little fight and you replaced me already?
10:34Yeah.
10:34I actually, I wanted to talk to you about that.
10:37You know I didn't mean any of that stuff the other day, right?
10:39I was just, I was really upset and I was going through a lot.
10:44It's no need to apologize, okay?
10:47I guess that was a bit of an ass to you.
10:51Okay, so there's no more, like, passive-aggressive energy.
10:53Like, it's so weird and I'm sorry.
10:57It's okay, don't worry about it, Amy.
10:59I missed you.
11:00I missed you too.
11:01Yeah.
11:02But, um, I could finally use your advice on something.
11:06Me?
11:07Yeah.
11:07What?
11:08There's this new guy.
11:09Shocker.
11:12And shut up.
11:13Um, there's this new guy named Ryan that just moved into the building.
11:20Okay.
11:21And I can't stop thinking about him.
11:24All right, was the sex that good?
11:26That's just it.
11:27We haven't had sex yet.
11:30I mean, I want to, but it just hasn't happened yet.
11:34Why not?
11:35I don't know.
11:37It's like he's not even trying to.
11:40It's like he respects me enough to get to know me for me.
11:44And when I say know me, it's more like, oh, what are your favorite producers?
11:48Or, oh, it turns you on.
11:51Like most of the guys do.
11:53It's like he cares about my interests and seems to show me with me.
11:57And the other day we're hanging out at his studio.
12:02We had a studio?
12:03Yeah.
12:04Kind of.
12:05Anyway, we got in a stupid argument.
12:08And I just don't mess this up.
12:13Robin, this is good.
12:15I mean, this is great.
12:17Maybe he could be the one guy and you don't need a roster of men.
12:21You know, I mean, think about it.
12:22Has any of those guys ever genuinely cared about you?
12:24Well, there's Terran.
12:26What is Terran?
12:27It's like when I see him, I see me.
12:30And I may be a bit narcissistic at times, but I definitely don't want to date someone like me.
12:36Okay.
12:36Well, then why don't you give this a try?
12:39Work things out with Ryan and see where they go.
12:44I mean, he sounds like a pretty cool guy.
12:46And if he's not trying to jump into your pants, maybe you should appreciate that and see where it goes.
12:52As in?
12:53I'm going to try not sleeping with him.
12:55I mean, you guys are getting a long time without the sexual interviews.
12:59You better just develop naturally, you know?
13:01Why force it?
13:03You know, just let it come naturally.
13:04Since when did your ass become Dr. Phil?
13:08I don't know.
13:11Yeah, I guess hanging out with Callie is kind of rubbing off on me.
13:16Callie?
13:17So she has a name.
13:18Tell me more about this, Callie.
13:21She's cool.
13:24All right, so are you going to talk to him or what?
13:28I don't know what I'm supposed to say.
13:30How is that possible?
13:31You're a guy.
13:31If there's anybody that knows how to talk to a guy, it's another guy.
13:34I don't know.
13:34Maybe I'm nervous.
13:36Is it me?
13:38Is it because I'm here?
13:39Because I can leave.
13:40No, I'm nervous because I don't know if this is really what I want to do right now.
13:47Come on, man.
13:47Look, we said we were going to come out here and get a new roster and now you're chickening
13:50it out on me.
13:51I thought you were supposed to be working out with Gabrielle anyway.
13:54Yeah, I don't know about that.
13:56You know, we met up earlier today and I don't know, man, she was just acting funny.
14:00Something she wasn't telling me.
14:03So it's a no-go on that, huh?
14:05Too soon to call.
14:06But what I do know is you and I are out here to get drunk and get laid.
14:11See that girl over there reading that book?
14:14Yeah, what about her?
14:15She's been on that same page for like 15 minutes now.
14:18There's no way she's really reading that book.
14:20She's just using it to keep people away.
14:23And let me guess, you're going to shoot your shot.
14:25Of course I'm going to shoot my shot.
14:27Who comes to a bar with music and drunk degenerates and dim lights or whatever to be the book?
14:32She wants someone to approach it, you just got to be the right guy.
14:34Uh-huh, and you're going to be the one to make her put her book down.
14:37Oh, I can make her put her book down.
14:40Waitress, can I get a water?
14:43Yeah, I got you.
14:47Hi, how are you?
14:48I'm good.
14:49Here you go.
14:50Oh no, this isn't mine.
14:51I didn't order anything.
14:53Wait, is this water?
14:54Yeah, your friend at the bar ordered it for you.
15:08Hello, friend.
15:11Did you order water for me?
15:14I met a little juvenile, but that's only because I couldn't figure out your drink of choice.
15:18Well, that's nice, but you could have asked.
15:21Yeah, see, I thought about it, but I didn't want to bother you while you were reading that book.
15:25Oh no, no, it's fine.
15:27I'm actually done reading.
15:29Okay.
15:30So what's your name?
15:31Thea.
15:32Giselle.
15:33Giselle, nice to meet you.
15:35Nice to meet you.
15:42You beckoned me.
15:45Travis.
15:47I'm Trent.
15:48Trent, nice to meet you.
15:49Would you like a drink?
15:50Um, yeah.
15:51Yes, please.
15:52Me too.
15:55Do you come here often?
15:57I do.
15:57How about you?
15:59I don't.
16:01Maybe I should.
16:03They're coming more often.
16:04Is this where you hang out?
16:06All right, so how about this?
16:07You and I can go over to the bar.
16:08We get you a nice drink.
16:09What the life?
16:18Talk about a good time at the bar, man.
16:20Woo!
16:21You going home with Giselle?
16:23Of course I'm going home with Giselle, man.
16:25What you mean?
16:26What about you?
16:27You going home with old boy?
16:28Y'all about to go get it in or what?
16:29Man, I don't know.
16:31I mean, I had fun and, you know, he was cool, but that's the end of things about
16:36when I asked, I think I should hit up Giselle.
16:38You do.
16:39I really like her.
16:41Getting out there tonight just made me realize that I'm not really looking for something
16:44else when I potentially even have something to do.
16:47Okay, look.
16:49You're confused.
16:51And I don't mean that to get away after shit.
16:53Okay.
16:54Well, I'm going to call the bar.
16:56And I'm going to be like, hey, girl.
16:59I want you.
17:02That's the spirit.
17:16Oh, my bad guy.
17:17Y'all, it's all good.
17:18About to head to my room anyway.
17:20Actually, maybe we should just reschedule.
17:22I need to be getting home anyway.
17:24I'll call you later.
17:31Okay.
17:31Yo, what was that about?
17:33You probably scared her off just barging in like that.
17:36Man, a little bit, don't I?
17:37Besides, you got a bedroom.
17:38Why are you out here making out like some horny high school kids?
17:42Who is that?
17:43That's that girl Layla I was telling you about.
17:46Oh, all right.
17:48Okay.
17:48She's nice, man.
17:49You know what's crazy?
17:51What?
17:51She's friends with Jazz.
17:53Jazz?
17:54Jazz?
17:54Jazz your ex?
17:55Crazy, right?
17:56Oh.
17:57These hoes ain't loyal.
17:59No, they're not.
18:00But you better be careful.
18:01That's dangerous territory.
18:05You don't want to talk.
18:06All your girls hang out in the same Twitter circle.
18:09Nah, nah, nah.
18:10That's the old me, man.
18:12Old you.
18:13Yeah.
18:13Turning over new leaf.
18:14I'm going to try this monogamy thing out.
18:17Hmm.
18:19Is that why Melody was rushing out of here this morning?
18:23How's she take it?
18:24The best you'll come around.
18:25Just give her time.
18:26All right?
18:27But after that whole pregnancy scan stuff, man, I need to be more careful.
18:30Take life way more serious.
18:32Because I ain't trying to have no kidding anytime soon.
18:34But it has to happen.
18:36It needs to be with someone I give a fuck about.
18:40Look at you growing up.
18:41Yeah, man.
18:43Let's try it.
18:44So.
18:45Let me guess.
18:46You still dealing with Robin?
18:47Hell no, man.
18:48I am off that.
18:50I'm focusing on Layla.
18:52You sure ain't using Layla to get over Robin?
18:54Shut up.
18:55Listen.
18:57Karen doesn't care over anybody.
18:59Not Jasmine.
19:01Not Robin.
19:02Nobody.
19:04All right.
19:07Okay, so let me tell you what happened the other day.
19:10I was walking up the street and then this guy bumped into me.
19:12Okay.
19:13All right.
19:13I know you two don't care about sports or anything, but I got to watch the highlights from the
19:16game the other night.
19:16Bitch, let that be the last time you put your hand in my face.
19:19Okay.
19:20Okay.
19:20First off, listen.
19:22Vanessa, why are you acting like you care about sports?
19:24You don't even watch sports.
19:25Okay.
19:26But this fine ass guy that I met the other night does.
19:28So, it's time to pretend.
19:30You are way too much.
19:33I know you ain't talking, miss.
19:34I want my ex back.
19:36Ooh, but listen.
19:39I definitely don't want to get back with Damien.
19:42All right.
19:42I actually really regret that night.
19:44Okay.
19:45Like it was supposed to be a one-time thing and now he actually thinks we're getting back
19:48together.
19:49Yeah.
19:50Well, you put it on him like that.
19:52Oh, you know how I do this.
19:55Dang.
19:56First off.
19:58But what's going on with you and Travis?
20:01Yo, he's really confusing me.
20:04He hit me up earlier today asking if we want to go out.
20:07I want to go out.
20:09Bet your ass going to go though.
20:11I mean, I was really feeling him, but he did play me with that whole like let's be
20:17friends thing.
20:18I mean, look, I'm sure he has good intentions.
20:22So you think that should give him another chance?
20:25I mean, don't ask me.
20:26You should do what you want to do.
20:28It sounds like you actually like him.
20:30So why don't you go back out with him again?
20:31Like give him another shot?
20:33Yeah.
20:34Plus I hate seeing you all sad and lonely all the time.
20:37I guess I could give him another chance, but lonely?
20:44I ain't alone.
20:46I got my girls with me right here.
20:48I mean, except for Layla cause she's been really busy lately.
20:53Yeah.
20:54Probably busy with Taryn.
20:56What's that supposed to mean?
20:58It means your homegirl Layla is a snake ass bitch.
21:01Look who's in the audience.
21:04What?
21:05Oh my God.
21:06See, I never liked Taryn's.
21:09That's really Layla with Taryn?
21:24What would so say is her free money this far?
21:28Shower.
21:29Shower.
21:30Shower.
21:30Shower.
21:31Shower.
21:31Shower.
21:32Shower.
21:33Shower.
21:34She a freak dog
21:35Don't kill her, we might have to fuck with her
21:39Pull up to the stud swerving
21:41Yeah, pop the molly and I'm still rolling
21:44Niggas trying smoke but I'm still rolling
21:47Just seen a lil' baddie and she rolling
21:51Ain't nothing to mackin' this name is Shauna Mufasa
21:54Told her my nigga packin', lookin' for a new rider
21:57Got a blushing and laughing, she ain't think I will holler
22:00Got a little tahini and if she say she gon'
22:03Oh I don't need little ones but if I live ten times
22:07We be takin' shorty home with us ten times
22:10We smoke on gas and we don't stand in line
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