00:18Hey, hey, Michelle, what did I tell you about riding the scooter in the house?
00:22I know you can't see me, but I put the camera there so I can watch you, remember?
00:28Hey, sushi roll.
00:30Look at the camera.
00:31Rule number one.
00:33Don't open the door.
00:36Ah, booyah.
00:37Rule number two.
00:38Don't open that door!
00:40That's right.
00:42Now kiss your smart little face for me.
00:45More.
00:46More?
00:47Uh, give me some more.
00:48Mm, mm-hmm.
00:50Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
00:56Knock, knock.
00:57Who's there?
00:58Uh, no.
00:58Oh, eh, wrong answer.
01:02Knock, knock, knock, knock.
01:07Knock, knock.
01:09Pretend I'm not here.
01:10Good girl.
01:12That's right.
01:13Pretend I'm not here.
01:15Hang on, Michelle.
01:16I'm trying to do something for Miss Ernestine, okay?
01:20What's taking so long?
01:21I'm starving.
01:22I got you.
01:23Just hold on.
01:24No one's starving here.
01:25I'm just getting my child squared away at home.
01:28You know how it is.
01:29That's not the right kind of mask.
01:31Well, this is the only mask I could find, okay?
01:34I went to three different Duane Reeds last night.
01:38Hey, what are you doing?
01:40Uh-uh.
01:41What are you doing with that?
01:43Unplug it in the back.
01:45Michelle, unplug it.
01:48Oh, girl.
01:49Oh, do not give me a heart attack today.
01:53Hey, hey.
01:55Come over here.
01:56Look, you are okay.
01:58It's all good.
01:59But you cannot put foil in a microwave, okay?
02:02Now you know.
02:04And you can't be eaten just because you're bored.
02:07We got to make these groceries last, okay?
02:10Okay.
02:11Listen, I got to go, baby.
02:13Do your homework, and then you can watch an episode.
02:16Send me a polo if it's an emergency.
02:22Um, six, nine, two.
02:26Oh, what can ail thee night at arms?
02:28So haggard and so woe-begone.
02:31The squirrel's granary is full.
02:34The squirrel's granary is full.
02:35And the harvest's done.
02:36The squirrel's granary is full.
02:39And the harvest...
02:43Hey, Mom.
02:45Can I call you later?
02:46I got to head to the school.
02:49No.
02:50Dang.
02:51Nobody woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
02:54Again?
02:57It's all the wrong sides.
03:00So, what's up?
03:01I got to go grab stuff from my office
03:03so that I can teach the youth from home later.
03:06They're closing the campus, the faculty.
03:08Hey.
03:09Hey, Marion.
03:10Um, we were wondering if you were going to be able to come visit tomorrow.
03:13Hey.
03:13Um, you know, I don't think I can.
03:17There is all these trainings to move the classes online.
03:21Uh-oh.
03:22What?
03:22We got some thoughts coming in.
03:24You need to get over here and visit with me
03:27or why did I shove your big head out my loins?
03:30At least drop off my CBD cream
03:33so I got something to take my mind off my only thankless child.
03:37Here we go.
03:39Look, Mom, I can't help it if I'm tied up with all of this.
03:43It's not like I invented coronavirus
03:45so that I have an excuse to not come visit you, Mom.
03:49I'm glad you're doing your homework,
03:50but that is not an emergency, okay?
03:52Remember what Miss Taylor said.
03:55Sound it out.
03:57We didn't put it past you.
03:59If it wasn't this, it'd be something else.
04:01It's always something why you can't.
04:04Yeah, well, I learned from the best.
04:06I'm sure she'll come as soon as she gets a chance, right?
04:10Whatever, I'll try.
04:12But, you know, it's really funny how
04:13when she was the one working all the time
04:15and I wanted a little bit of attention,
04:16it was always,
04:17when are you going to leave me alone, child?
04:18When are you going to leave me alone?
04:21Like I was the plague.
04:24Anyway.
04:26Skip it and see if you can figure it out, okay?
04:29I'm sure we all do all for this particular therapy session.
04:31Your mom did work really hard back in her day, you know?
04:35If we can believe the tales that she tells.
04:37Yeah, well, I work hard, too.
04:39So I can pay so she can have somebody
04:40whose company she can tolerate.
04:43Who are you talking to?
04:44Michelle.
04:46Just checking in on her.
04:47How is she?
04:48Great, you know, considering.
04:50Thanks for asking.
04:52Don't change the subject.
04:54She's being polite.
04:55We're all still talking.
04:57Yeah, you know what?
04:58I gotta go.
04:59Oh, Marianne.
05:00Oh, okay.
05:02When are you coming home?
05:05When are you coming home?
05:07When are you coming home?
05:09When are you coming home?
05:12When are you coming home?
05:16Hello?
05:20Hey, where'd you go?
05:22I don't see you.
05:27Michelle.
05:28Holler if you're in the bathroom.
05:32Okay, the joke is over.
05:34You got me.
05:38Michelle, Renee, what are you doing?
05:43I want to read my book on the roof.
05:45Oh, my gosh, girl.
05:47What about do not open the door?
05:49But nobody knocked.
05:51Wow.
05:52Don't open the door means stay inside.
05:56Listen, we just got to get through the rest of the day, okay?
05:59So just lock the door.
06:03Take off your coat.
06:07Now get your iPad and sit on the couch.
06:12Do not get off that couch for any reason until I get home unless you have to pee.
06:17And then you sit right back down, okay?
06:21Okay.
06:23I'll be home in three episodes.
06:26The squirrel's granary is full and the harvest done.
06:31Madison, it's your turn.
06:34Hold on.
06:35I have to read this poem.
06:39I see a lily on thy brow with anguish moist and fever dew, and on thy cheek a fading rose,
06:46fast with earth dew.
06:48So, I don't know.
06:50Honestly, I feel triggered that we have to read this poem because this guy died from lung
06:54problems and that seems a little insensitive right now.
06:57Okay.
06:58Can you say more?
07:01I mean, I'd rather not.
07:06Uh, okay.
07:07Uh, I have to take this.
07:09Everybody take five, okay?
07:16Hey, what's going on?
07:17Is she okay?
07:18Yeah, yeah.
07:18She's fine.
07:19I've been trying to reach you.
07:20I'm in the middle of class.
07:22Mom, I told you I'd try to come tomorrow.
07:23Okay, well, the people here said that they sent you a couple of emails about this, and
07:27you haven't made any arrangements, but nobody told me anything until just now.
07:32I'm sorry.
07:32What's this?
07:33What arrangements?
07:35Lockdown.
07:35They're closing this place to visitors tomorrow, and only staff can come and go for the next
07:41two weeks.
07:41So, your mom is going to be left alone if you don't come.
07:46It doesn't work if you don't wear it.
07:48You'll be with her.
07:50What do you mean she's going to be alone?
07:51Don't touch her face.
07:53How am I supposed to put it on if I can't touch my face?
07:57Facility staff, not supplemental.
08:00Because you're the one paying me, technically, I'm not staff.
08:03But how can they do that?
08:05She cannot be there with just them.
08:07They don't do enough.
08:08I mean, what if she needs something?
08:09Oh, well, they're turning the cafeteria into a dorm for any supplementals that want to
08:14stay during lockdown.
08:15Okay, well, I don't want her there without you.
08:18I mean, I'll pay you for the extra hours, of course.
08:23So now.
08:24Marion, I can't.
08:29I don't have childcare.
08:31What do you mean?
08:32Who's watching her now?
08:36I am.
08:38Okay.
08:39She's at home alone, but I'm watching her through my phone.
08:43And it's because school is closed and after school is closed.
08:49Okay.
08:50I mean, you don't have, like, a neighbor or a friend or anyone?
08:56Do you think I would have left her alone if I did?
08:59But my mom has diabetes.
09:01And my sister is an EMT.
09:03And the neighbor, that is not the type of person you leave your kid with.
09:07And the other neighbor, I think they have it.
09:10So we've been trying to avoid them to protect your mom and everyone here.
09:14And I've been reaching out to unemployment, nonstop, all day, every day.
09:19And it's a busy signal.
09:21Wait a minute.
09:22Are you saying that you'd quit if you could get through?
09:26I don't want to quit.
09:28This is my job.
09:29And even if I did get through it, be a minute before I even got any money.
09:34I'm just saying I'm out of options.
09:37And I don't want Ernestine to be here alone either.
09:42So, can't you come?
09:45Move away with your death-y spray.
09:48Did she say death-y spray?
09:52Yep.
09:55Okay.
09:56Hold on.
10:02Oh, boy.
10:04Hey, everyone.
10:05Everyone, listen.
10:06I have a situation that I have to deal with here, okay?
10:09So, just, everyone, stay safe.
10:12Check your email.
10:14Sorry.
10:17Listen, I cannot be locked down in there.
10:20I have to teach.
10:22Can't you just teach from in here?
10:25I can't.
10:26I cannot teach from inside a nursing home.
10:29My students are scared enough already.
10:36See, now you're just bringing the darkness for no reason.
10:40Wait.
10:41Can Michelle come stay up there with you?
10:42No.
10:43Children are carriers.
10:45Well, you have an idea.
10:47Yes.
10:51Won't you celebrate with me what I've shaped into kind of life?
10:56I would have creamed that.
10:58Shut up.
10:58You're making me miss.
10:59Uh, mute, mute, everybody, mute.
11:04Oh, God.
11:06Oh, okay.
11:08It's okay.
11:10We're all making the best of this, right?
11:13Okay.
11:14I'll read the rest.
11:16Um, okay.
11:18Won't you celebrate with me?
11:20Could, could you watch this with me?
11:23Um, I can't right now.
11:26Remember, I'm teaching.
11:28Um, you can, you can go into the other room and you just hang out there to, like, come up.
11:34You have a kid?
11:36No, I have tenure.
11:38What's tenure?
11:39Uh, here.
11:44Take this.
11:45And you can sit in that chair right there.
11:48You can sit back there.
11:49And just, um, just wait until I am done teaching my class, okay?
11:55Mm-hmm.
11:57Okey-dokey.
11:59Um, won't you celebrate with me?
12:05What I have shaped into a kind of life.
12:09I had no ma-
12:13Won't you celebrate?
12:15Ow!
12:20Are you watching?
12:22I can't watch right now, baby.
12:24I'm helping Miss Ernestine.
12:29Oops.
12:32Can you read this to me?
12:34Uh, I'm busy right now.
12:38What are you doing?
12:39Reading.
12:46But you let Madison write about Dan.
12:49Kendrick Lamar, when a Pulitzer.
12:53It's not hard to make the argument that he's writing poetry.
12:56Keith Urban is Nicole Kidman's husband.
13:00Can I do Lyle Lovett?
13:04People say he's the thinking man's cowboy.
13:08Here, let me show you some larynx.
13:13Michelle!
13:14What are you watching?
13:20Uh, let me think about it.
13:22Hold on.
13:23I'll be right back.
13:25Michelle!
13:26You turned that down?
13:27A lot?
13:30I told you I had a meeting.
13:31Why do you have it so loud?
13:32Why is she even watching that?
13:35It's obviously very inappropriate for a child her age.
13:39She said I could.
13:41Sorry, I didn't know it had that in it.
13:43Well, can you turn it off?
13:45And please don't talk to her like that.
13:47Look, it doesn't seem like this is working,
13:49because every time I check in on her, she's alone.
13:52We're doing great.
13:53She's not alone.
13:54Anyway, that's better than her being alone alone,
13:56and you watching her through the phone.
13:58Which I was doing so I could take care of your mother.
14:03I'm calling you.
14:05Taking care of her is what I hired you to do.
14:07I am not qualified to do what you do.
14:09Keep her company.
14:10Yeah, you're right about that.
14:12Look, if you don't want to make an effort with my kid,
14:15then you can come sleep on the cot next to the vending machine.
14:18You all good?
14:19No.
14:21What is...
14:23What is happening right now?
14:25I hear that.
14:26Well, Ernestine's asking for you.
14:28Okay, thanks.
14:31Do you need to go check on him?
14:33Do you need to go check on Michelle?
14:37Listen, I'm glad that she's safe with you,
14:39and I appreciate this,
14:41but it's not like just anyone can take care of a kid.
14:45You know, it's work.
14:46Yeah, I know it is.
14:47I'm really glad I don't have one right now.
14:51Mmm.
14:53Sorry, Michelle.
14:58You want to hear a song I'm learning?
15:01Okay.
15:21Why does he have a pony on his belt?
15:26I don't know.
15:27I guess it was a strange day.
15:30Hold on.
15:32Uh-oh.
15:33Hello.
15:35Hello.
15:36Hello.
15:36Hi, Michelle.
15:37Where's Marian?
15:38I'm fighting with my mom.
15:40Who is that?
15:43Who's that?
15:44This guy on the computer.
15:47Hey, Michelle, you see the button at the bottom
15:50that says share screen?
15:52Can you click it?
15:54First click on me.
15:57Computer guy.
15:58Help her spell it.
16:01Okay, share starts with the letter S.
16:06Screen starts with the letter S, too.
16:10It's shaped like a square.
16:14It's a share screen shaped square.
16:18It's a share screen shaped square.
16:21It's a share screen shaped square.
16:23Can you say that fast?
16:24Share screen shaped square.
16:26Share screen shaped square.
16:27It's ten times fast.
16:28Share screen shaped square.
16:28Share, screen, share, square.
16:30Share, screen, screen, square.
16:31OK, I'm back.
16:33Hot down.
16:33But you're showing me.
16:35Michelle, I have to teach.
16:37Come on.
16:38Up, up.
16:41Sorry about that.
16:42You're mean.
16:42I think there's somebody.
16:44Excuse me?
16:44You don't even know me.
16:46So I said that to my mom.
16:48Just go entertain yourself for a little bit, OK?
16:51It's not that hard.
16:51Just go watch SpongeBob.
16:53I don't want to watch anymore, David!
16:55Michelle.
16:57No!
16:58He needs to stop it and go sit down!
17:00No!
17:01Don't!
17:02Do not hit him!
17:04Mary, stop.
17:04Stop!
17:04Stop it!
17:06Michelle!
17:08When will you leave me alone, child?
17:10When are you going to leave me alone?
17:14Yo.
17:16Sorry.
17:17Sorry.
17:20God, I am so sorry.
17:22That was really mean.
17:22I'm sorry.
17:27Can I give you a hug?
17:38Are you OK?
17:39Hello?
17:42What happened?
18:03Pull up the winner?
18:11I'm fine!
18:13And we could all together, go out on the ocean, just me up on my pony on my boat.
18:27Now if I was Roy Rogers, I'd sure enough be single, couldn't bring myself to marry
18:37in Old Dale. Well it'd just be me and Trigger, we'd go riding through the movies, we'd buy
18:48a boat and on it we would sail. And if I had a boat, I'd go out on the ocean,
19:00and if I had
19:02a pony, I'd ride him on my boat. And we could all together, go out on the ocean, just me
19:14up on my pony on my boat.
19:35And if we're in there, go over the ocean, and I'd love to go out on the ocean.
19:35And all of us are in the ocean, I guess, from the ocean.
19:36And in that ocean, Oh my did, let me die.
19:41We were in the ocean of the ocean, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm out on the ocean.
19:43I mean, there's no way I could swim in our ocean.
20:07You
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