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Game Bros - Season 1 - Episode 06: The Influencer
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00:07I didn't know we had Lunar Pool.
00:22Just gonna...
00:28So it's gang bro now.
00:30Yep.
00:31I haven't finished the paperwork yet, but I'm going to.
00:33Yeah.
00:34Anyone know a coked-up lawyer I could use?
00:37I get it.
00:37Still upset about the whole Albanian mob thing and the arson thing and the robbery thing
00:44and...
00:44Violet, could you tell my brother, please, that his services here at Game Bros are no longer
00:48needed?
00:48Oh, I'm...
00:49I don't...
00:50Yeah, no, you can't fire me.
00:51Violet, can you also tell my brother that the longer he's around, the more likely he is
00:55to screw things up again and the best thing he can do to help is just to go.
01:02Oh, ouch.
01:06Ow.
01:07Are you okay?
01:08I'm fine.
01:09I just tried to take the S out of the Game Bros sign up front.
01:13You know what?
01:13I fell.
01:14It's just a scratch.
01:17Oh, God!
01:18Oh, God!
01:19Oh, God!
01:20Oh, God!
01:21Oh, God!
01:48Oh, God!
01:48How long are you going to punish him?
01:49Indefinitely.
01:50You bros teen kill each other more than a noob in hardcore domination on shipment?
01:55No one knows what the fuck that means.
01:56Well, if you know you know, and if you don't, then fuck off!
01:59I did it.
02:00I freaking did it.
02:01What, you sucked your own dick?
02:02Yes.
02:03I'm surprisingly flexible.
02:04And also, Yolomo, the Yolomo, is coming to our store.
02:09Fuck is a Yolomo?
02:10He's a massive YouTuber.
02:12He does challenges and games, and he's huge.
02:14How do you not know who he is?
02:15Because I play video games.
02:17I don't watch other people play video games on mommy's iPad during screen time like a baby bitch.
02:22Well, he's coming to our store, and he's doing a video all about game bros.
02:26How?
02:27How did you get him here?
02:28I had to pull some pretty big shit.
02:31Wasn't easy.
02:32But I had to do something to make it up to you, bro.
02:35Found him.
02:37YouTuber Yolomo vows to break record and visit every game store in America.
02:42Fucking aimbot, you didn't do shit.
02:44Okay, well, I answered the email that he sent us.
02:46You guys didn't do that.
02:47It's something.
02:48I have been watching Yolomo since middle school, and I'm not, like, obsessed, but I know everything about him.
02:55I used to try to get into his challenge videos and his fan-based meetups.
02:57Jesus Christ.
02:59Does Lance know you have a lady boner for this dude?
03:01No, no, I do not.
03:02I just like him a lot.
03:04Damn, can I freaking meet him?
03:06I don't get to be in his videos.
03:07This is amazing.
03:08Elliot, I forgive you.
03:13Is there anybody she doesn't want to fuck?
03:17Can you at least get some crutches or something?
03:22He'll come around.
03:24When he sees it, Yolomo's going to be here in an hour.
03:27We need to get our shit together.
03:28Where's Zach?
03:28If you're hearing this, I'm dead.
03:35An Albanian intern named Bruno betrayed me.
03:38He stalks me in this apparently soundproof dungeon beneath Game Bros.
03:47I am dying, painfully, and slowly.
03:53I have no food, no water, and no video games.
04:07Well, Jen, you tell my client I will get there when I get there.
04:12Oh my God, Jen, there's been a horrific car accident.
04:15I'm so sorry, there's blood everywhere.
04:18Hey, why are you so excited?
04:20Did you break up with Lance?
04:22What should I wear, this or this?
04:24I'm sorry, what is happening?
04:25I am freaking out because Yolomo is coming here, and I'm trying to look like I'm not trying, but I
04:29want to look good.
04:30These are both giving, not trying, like, at all, so we're good there.
04:36Hey!
04:37Ah! Oh my God!
04:39You cannot sneak up on people like that!
04:41I've been here the whole time!
04:42What?
04:43Don't you have any painkillers?
04:45Oh, yeah.
04:47I only have the boring stuff, not any of the good stuff.
04:51Marlet, you should show Yolomo your fairy fights game.
04:56No.
04:57No.
04:58No.
04:59So it's a no, then?
05:00I can't.
05:01I can't.
05:01It's not ready.
05:02You told me it was ready.
05:03No, I didn't.
05:03Remember when you were saying, oh, I'm just scared to show it to people because they're going to hate it,
05:07I'm going to be a failure, a loser, remember?
05:08You were saying that.
05:09I said that to you in confidence when I was wasted.
05:14Just show them your game.
05:15This is your moment.
05:16We all want you to do it.
05:18We got your back.
05:18Do not speak for me.
05:19I've never played her game before.
05:21What if it sucks?
05:21I don't know.
05:22I'm not just going to blindly back her up.
05:26But I will help you with your fit.
05:29Makeover montage!
05:31No!
05:32We are not doing a makeover anything.
05:35Please?
05:36No.
05:37What if we change in here?
05:39Whoa.
05:39No.
05:40What?
05:43My name is Aubrey.
05:45I work with Yolomo, whom you are all about to meet.
05:48Just pretend like the camera isn't here.
05:50Act natural, you know, just like you normally would.
05:52Uh, no.
05:53Do not be yourselves.
05:54Be someone's better.
05:55Okay?
05:56Why the fuck are you all glitching?
05:57And you're all doing the exact opposite of what I just asked you to do.
06:00Whatever.
06:01Okay, Yolomo, come on in.
06:05YOLO!
06:07Hey!
06:09Hey!
06:10Wow!
06:12Look at this place.
06:15Fucking love.
06:17Welcome to Game Bros.
06:19Hi, Yolomo.
06:21Uh, my name is, uh, my, my Violet, Violet, Violet, Violet, Violet, Violet, Violet, Violet.
06:29All right, nice to meet you.
06:31Cool.
06:33Okay, I get that this is a really big deal for you, but don't be intimidated.
06:36Yolomo is just a regular guy.
06:38Yeah, he's mid as fuck.
06:40Your KD is negative, blow me Moe.
06:42Aaron, could you please not be yourself just for today?
06:45Oh, it's okay.
06:47It's okay.
06:48Not all of you are intimidated by me, which is good.
06:52Yes, my videos focus on entertainment, not my skill,
06:55which is why I have another private account for gaming.
06:59More skill.
06:59Sure.
07:00You're secretly good at video games.
07:03We all believe you.
07:05This fucking liar.
07:06Can we bring the focus back to the store?
07:07I'm not making it up.
07:08I have a clan that I play Call of War with every night.
07:11You don't need to engage with them.
07:13My gamer tags, Molotov.
07:15Look me up.
07:16Wait, wait, wait.
07:16You're Molotov.
07:19Fuck you.
07:20Who carried the squad to a dub last night and faced off?
07:23My toxic, psychotic clan mate named...
07:28Alcoholic semen thrower?
07:29Wait, you guys know each other?
07:31Is it you?
07:32You're a fucking YouTuber?
07:34Hey, man.
07:35Gotta pay the bills.
07:37Yeah, I mean, I feel you, and that's why I work in this dumpster fire.
07:40And why the fuck are you dressed like a figure skater?
07:42Hey, why are you always dressed like it's 2010?
07:46Because that's the year Black Ops came out.
07:49The best year of my life.
07:50Shut the fuck up.
07:51You look great.
07:52This is good.
07:53No, this is good.
07:54You guys know each other.
07:55You know how Aaron is, so you won't be shocked.
07:58Challenge accepted.
07:59Not what I meant.
08:00All right, this is going to be fun.
08:02Hey, why don't you come with me this way?
08:04Check out the retro game line.
08:05Oh, right on, game bro.
08:06Let's go this way.
08:07I don't know how this shit works, but you can blur my face.
08:11There's people out there that cannot know I'm alive.
08:23We have something to ask you.
08:24I knew this day would come.
08:26Don't ever say I didn't get to charity.
08:28Sip up your fucking pants.
08:29That's not why we're here.
08:31Aaron, we need you to go find your little butt buddy outside
08:35and get him to check out Violet's game.
08:41Fine, but I'm not doing shit without unlocking some attachments.
08:44I'm tired of being a base model weapon.
08:46What does that mean?
08:47I want freedom of speech.
08:49No more lectures or eye rolls or even a fucking look.
08:52You can't say shit about the shit I say.
08:56In fact, you have to agree with it.
08:57Okay.
08:59That's not terrible.
09:00Yes, it is.
09:03But fine.
09:07Oh, one more thing.
09:08I'm not making you a sandwich.
09:11Fuck.
09:14Mrs. Donalds.
09:16You know, it's pretty nice down here with you,
09:19but I don't know who I feel worse for.
09:25Myself or our dear friends.
09:28Probably looking aimlessly for me.
09:35Boy, Zach's not here.
09:37That's a small blessing.
09:38Yeah.
09:39Are you okay?
09:40My ankle feels a lot better.
09:43But ever since I took those pills from Lacey,
09:46I'm really thirsty.
09:48Oh, you took pills from Lacey?
09:50Let's maybe put that over here.
09:53I can see why that might sound like a bad thing,
09:56but I can also see a kitty cat on your penis.
10:01Don't touch my dick.
10:02Meow.
10:03Don't touch my dick.
10:05Meow.
10:05No.
10:07Drum roll, please.
10:14They're ready to video you guys.
10:17Wow.
10:18I'm high, this Elliot.
10:20What did you give him?
10:21I thought you only had the boring stuff.
10:24Oh, shit.
10:26I remember what happened.
10:27I put the good stuff in the boring bottle.
10:30Why?
10:32You said prices.
10:33Stupid.
10:34Oh, boy.
10:37Please do this.
10:40You're a cute cat.
10:42You're an asshole.
10:43We want to make a video game store
10:45that doesn't just sell games to anyone.
10:47If you're a baby bitch or a mom
10:50or fucking old, 35 plus,
10:52Violet and I,
10:54we don't think you should be allowed to play video games.
10:57Isn't that right?
11:00Yes.
11:01Agree.
11:02Fun fact.
11:03Violet here,
11:03she can't even count to three,
11:05can you?
11:06Nope.
11:07Can't do it.
11:08Try.
11:09Do it.
11:11One, two, circle.
11:13It's okay.
11:14I quit school to do YouTube.
11:16I know.
11:17I know all about you.
11:18Oh.
11:19I heard there was a third employee.
11:21Zach?
11:22Ugh.
11:22Hopefully they deleted him.
11:24Sometimes you have to do that
11:25to make room for new games.
11:27Violet used to call him the R word.
11:29Didn't you?
11:33Yes, I love that word.
11:35Say it.
11:40Reed.
11:41So, the store.
11:42Is this something you guys always wanted to do?
11:44Since we were breastfeeding.
11:46Yuck.
11:47I'm so thirsty.
11:48He means kids.
11:50Since we were kids.
11:51You know, we would stay up late at night
11:53talking about it
11:54and then, uh, one day this guy
11:56found a way to make it happen.
11:58We had our dreams come true.
12:00Pow!
12:01You must have been so excited.
12:02Nope.
12:03No, he betrayed us.
12:04You know, do you think we could turn the camera off?
12:07My brother, uh, he's, he's not.
12:08No, I'm fine.
12:09I'm fine.
12:10I feel strong.
12:11I'm strong.
12:12Oh, hey, let me tell you a secret, by the way.
12:14My brother still plays Minecraft.
12:15Yeah, him and his friends at this, like,
12:16made-up little city
12:17full of dick-shaped skyscrapers
12:19and it's so lame.
12:20You can't delete Wiener World.
12:22I've had it for almost 20 years.
12:24Yeah, you can delete it on my Wiener World.
12:26This place.
12:28Has the store not been going so well since you opened?
12:30Um, we had a slow start,
12:32but, uh, things are really starting to pick up.
12:35I am gonna...
12:44Hey!
12:45Girl boss.
12:47Things are kind of off to a weird start.
12:49Oh, don't stress it.
12:50We'll edit it all down.
12:52Fix it in post.
12:53I was thinking maybe we could shoot one without Jake.
12:56Or Aaron.
12:58Or Violet.
12:59Oh, and definitely not Lacey.
13:00She, uh, she doesn't even work here.
13:02You want to do something without any of the people
13:04who you hired to work here?
13:05Yes.
13:06And if I could also see some of the footage
13:08before it goes out to millions of subscribers,
13:11that would be, uh, that'd be great.
13:12No, we don't do that.
13:14Listen, I was burned pretty recently.
13:17Um, so I just want to make myself abundantly clear.
13:20I know a really good, coked-up lawyer.
13:23So, if you put out a shitty video,
13:27I will sue you for libel.
13:29This is YouTube.
13:30There are no rules, no consequences.
13:33There's either viral or not viral.
13:36What?
13:36Don't even worry.
13:38It's going to go viral.
13:39Right.
13:41Cool, cool, cool.
13:45Oh, my God.
13:52Yo, Mo.
13:52Hi, hi.
13:53Hello, it's me.
13:54One sec.
13:55One sec.
13:57Yep, it's been one sec.
14:01I actually want to stop talking,
14:03but my mouth won't let me.
14:05Okay.
14:07Aaron, Aaron, Aaron.
14:08Aaron has something he wants to ask you.
14:11No, I don't.
14:12Yes, you do.
14:13You made me agree to all that shit,
14:15so ask him.
14:16Fine.
14:18Mo, she wants to fuck.
14:19What?
14:19No!
14:20That's what she said!
14:21No, it was not!
14:22Well, then I wasn't listening.
14:27Um, that wasn't the plan,
14:30unless that was...
14:31You got a plan.
14:31I can't stop talking.
14:35What the fuck?
14:37Lacey?
14:39Are you my mother?
14:44Let's get you some coffee, babe.
14:47These people are nuts,
14:49but we have so much good footage.
14:51When I realized my clan buddy worked here,
14:53I knew it was going to be something,
14:55because he is the worst,
14:56but this whole place is a fucking mess.
15:00This video is going to be insane.
15:01I can't believe Aaron's like that in real life.
15:03Like, what a tool.
15:04You fucking team killer!
15:06Is that going to work?
15:08You know, I don't actually remember.
15:09Well, it'll make it better,
15:10or it'll make it worse.
15:1150-50.
15:11I feel like I got hit by a train.
15:14But how's your ankle?
15:15I can't feel it.
15:17But I can feel the hair growing on my body.
15:20Oh!
15:21Well, that means it's wearing off,
15:22so you should be good and...
15:25soon.
15:25You know what?
15:29So we asked Yolomo for one more take.
15:32Let's do it.
15:33Let's do it.
15:36Aaron has Yolomo tied up in the gaming lounge?
15:39Oh, what the fuck was the point of the tape?
15:41Call mute, bitch!
15:43Aaron, what are you doing?
15:44Please, let us go.
15:46We won't release any of the footage.
15:47Oh, no, no.
15:48Don't talk to them.
15:49I'll figure this out.
15:51Yolomo?
15:52What are you doing?
15:53Are you okay?
15:54Oh, no, you don't!
15:55Let us go!
15:57Are you kidding me?
15:58Let her go, Aaron.
16:00We cannot do this.
16:02Yolomo.
16:03Can I call you, Mo?
16:04No.
16:05This is just one big misunderstanding.
16:07He was gonna trash the store in his video.
16:10Make us all look like idiots.
16:12What did you expect me to do
16:14with all this insane footage
16:15of you guys acting like a bunch of
16:17drugged-up maniacs all day?
16:19We wouldn't have signed up for this
16:20if we had known you were gonna make the store look bad.
16:23We will get rid of all the footage.
16:24I will.
16:25Like it never happened.
16:26And I promise we will not call the police.
16:29No.
16:29Hey, no.
16:30Uh-uh.
16:30I do not agree to any of that.
16:32You guys are going to be so fucked
16:34when we get out of here.
16:35This is some good shit.
16:37Where the fuck did you get popcorn?
16:40Aubrey!
16:40Come back!
16:42You bitch!
16:43No, no, no, no, no!
16:47I'm talking to you right now!
16:48Anti all of us!
16:50You're making a big mistake.
16:51Your birth was a mistake.
16:52Elliot, get me out of here.
16:54I don't like seeing you like this,
16:55and I don't like how Aaron
16:57is talking to you guys at all.
16:59But I need to figure some things out,
17:02so hold tight just a minute.
17:03Just a minute.
17:04Come on.
17:05Don't worry.
17:06We can fashion this into a pee bucket
17:07when I'm done with it.
17:09You're my sweet...
17:11You're my sweet little lady.
17:23Help!
17:26I need a plan.
17:28I've got it.
17:29We're not killing anyone.
17:31Why?
17:32God, you're so boring!
17:33Maybe we just pretend
17:34to know something about him,
17:35like blackmail, extortion,
17:37that kind of thing.
17:38Mention Cabo.
17:39These rich dudes,
17:40they always get down
17:41on some weird shit in Cabo.
17:43You're just going to stand there
17:44and let this pussy squad wipe us?
17:48I got it.
17:53No, no, no, no, no.
17:56Let's fucking go!
17:57No, Aaron.
17:58Aaron, no!
18:00Aaron, no!
18:04Give me that!
18:09We know about Cabo.
18:11What?
18:11Lance just went to Cabo
18:12on a boys' trip.
18:13God, why is this guy
18:14the fucking worst?
18:15You guys?
18:17God, untie me.
18:17We will, soon.
18:19No, now.
18:20Pick the pills
18:20to take a turn.
18:22Oh, my God!
18:24Help him!
18:25It smells like old citrus.
18:28What am I doing?
18:30YOLO Mo.
18:31Look at us.
18:32We're a mess.
18:34Each one more crazy
18:35than the next.
18:36But we're trying!
18:37We're good people!
18:38Can you take pity on us?
18:41Please?
18:41Yeah, dude.
18:43I take pity on all of you.
18:46Not you, Aaron.
18:47Fuck you.
18:48What?
18:49Just...
18:51Get me out of here.
18:56But, the thing is,
18:58all the footage
18:59was on my producer
19:00Aubrey's computer.
19:01And you let her go!
19:04And while I might
19:04take pity on you,
19:05she did not.
19:08Fuck.
19:14I don't think I can watch this.
19:16It can't be worse
19:17than when they introduce
19:17the battle passing
19:18Cod and ruin my life!
19:20Why are you two
19:21not freaking out?
19:22Uh, we might have
19:23watched it before
19:24we showed you this.
19:25Is it not that bad?
19:26No, no.
19:27It's worse than we thought,
19:28but read the comments.
19:30This is a shit show.
19:32I've finished reading.
19:34That I need to see
19:35for myself.
19:37I finally found a store
19:39that can match my freak.
19:42This place is down
19:43the street from me
19:43and they just got
19:44a new regular.
19:46No way!
19:47Headshot,
19:47biatch!
19:49You just got them!
19:52I think we're
19:53going to be okay.
19:55God, that's so good
19:55to hear,
19:56because I love
19:57working here.
19:59You don't work here!
20:03Fine!
20:10Just let her take.
20:14Um, you might want
20:15to skip to the end.
20:16I think you might like it.
20:19As I was escaping
20:20Game Bros with my life,
20:22the owner slipped me
20:23a VR game
20:24that one of their
20:25insane employees made.
20:27But I gotta say,
20:28it's pretty rad.
20:30No, it's called
20:31Fairy Fights.
20:31You guys gotta check it out.
20:33He likes it, Jake!
20:35Thank you so much!
20:36I have to tell Lance.
20:43Hey, uh,
20:44are you guys open?
20:46Uh, yeah.
20:47Yeah.
20:57Gary!
20:59Ah, shit.
21:01You saved me!
21:06Ah, shit.
21:09Hey!
21:11Ooh!
21:12There you are!
21:14Oh!
21:15Ooh!
21:16Ooh!
21:18Ooh!
21:27Ooh!
21:29Ooh!
21:30Ooh!
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