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مسلسل Superstore مترجم - Episode 2

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00:06ترجمة نانسي قنقر
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05:59المترجم للقناة
06:00المترجم للقناة
06:33المترجم للقناة
06:34المترجم للقناة
06:35المترجم للقناة
06:44مجبوه
06:46مجبوه
06:47امه
06:47هذا مجبوه
06:50هذا المنزل
06:52المنزل
06:56مجبوه
07:06هم
07:09نسل
07:10نسل
07:12احسان ذهباً
07:14النظر
07:15المترجمات
07:15والغاية
07:16التغريب
07:17أريد ما تقول
07:22أريد أنت
07:24حسنا
07:25كما هي
07:25الفترة
07:28المترجمات
07:29المترجمات
07:30المترجمات
07:40المترجمات
07:41أعطي انها في أدوان عليهم سيكون مقowanie كم تépoque سيطاره جيد characteristic
07:47أُم
07:50لماذا ستطولهمchied كتن تضع كتن تحديد اي خesteemيم
07:58اكبر ممتق scalar علي
08:01هذه الآن سيحنا لأخرافيbst coordinator ألي
08:05mah فرم سي 속 ذات scene فريطارخ
08:10الضي
08:11سنجل ممس
08:12سنجل لديه لديه لفترانين
08:14هذا في حقيقة جدا
08:17اه
08:18اه
08:19نعم
08:20جلن لديه
08:21جميلة جميلة
08:24مثل هذا
08:24هل تعمل؟
08:26نعم
08:27نعم
08:28هل تعمل؟
08:29هناك اخر
08:36فرامپلز
08:37instead of saying free samples
08:40we should just say framples
08:42that's a good idea
08:43you should write that one down
08:45no i'm good
08:45i mean it's not a bad idea
08:48wait i have another one
08:50chart
08:51for shopping cart
08:56i mean
08:57you could also have green oil
08:59put organic foods
09:00next to environmentally friendly
09:02home products
09:03i love that
09:04now how do you spell your name?
09:05Oh, um, J-O-N
09:09Oh, honestly, I was just piggybacking off of Glenn's idea
09:12Mm, creative and humble, you're like regular Tom Hanks
09:17Hey, Cynthia, maybe you'd like to come see my office
09:20It's pretty wild
09:21I have a calendar in there of normal dogs
09:24Okay, that's great, Brian, but I'm talking to Jonah right now
09:28So, where'd you go to school?
09:29Oh, she doesn't even remember my name
09:42Hi, would you like to take a picture for Stratus Magazine?
09:46That sound fun?
09:47Hey, what are you, deaf?
09:51Oh, my God, he's deaf
09:57Here you go, have another frample
10:00Wow, see how that just rolled off the tongue?
10:03Thanks, Amy
10:04Why are you here?
10:06Because this is where the losers sit
10:08Hey
10:09Oh, I'm so sorry
10:11Please, enjoy your individual pepperoni pizza, okay?
10:15Glenn, I'm just trying to help you
10:17If you come back over with me, I'll hand her off to you
10:20It's no use
10:21I don't have style or substance
10:23Hey, maybe that's why iPhones never recognize my face as a face
10:28Glenn, you're being hard on yourself
10:30I've been here 20 years
10:31You've been here two weeks and you already have better ideas than me
10:35Glenn, that is not it
10:37Honestly, I think that lady just has a crush on Jonah
10:41She's interested in him because he's cute, not because of his bad ideas
10:45Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
10:46You think I'm cute?
10:48No, I do not think you're cute
10:50I think you look like a person who is cute
10:53Wait, do you really think that's it?
10:55That she's just attracted to him?
10:57Yes, yes
10:58You know, that kind of makes sense
11:00I mean, I can't compete with these geisha features
11:04He looks like a panda and a Disney princess had a baby
11:08Thank you, Glenn, but I do think it also might have something to do with my ideas
11:12Aw, the little panda thinks he thought of something
11:18Okay, that's a little much
11:20Look, now the panda's feeling sad
11:22Aw, that's adorable
11:24Tried to help him
11:25Aw, Tanda!
11:28Aw, don't freak, we don't fwike you
11:30Cloud nine, come inside
11:34Society is a mirage and sex is a prison
11:36Uh, yeah, what do you think about that?
11:40I absolutely love the first half
11:43I'm just not sure about the second line
11:45Are you serious?
11:47You've cut so much out, that's the only part left I even like
11:50But the first line's just a little bit more like a jingle, you know, it's catchy
11:54Catchy?
11:55Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, cause that's not what my music's about, yo
11:58It's been described as a lot of things, like edgy, dangerous, terrible, but never catchy
12:04That's not who I am
12:05Forget this, I quit, I'm outta here, uh
12:08Hey, look, okay, I get it, you don't wanna sell out, that stinks
12:12But a lot of this situation we are in stinks
12:15You think I wouldn't be wearing maternity clothes to high school even though I make it work and I still
12:19look really cute?
12:20We have someone else to think about now
12:28Wanna chug these cream sodas like two really good bros?
12:31Ah, no thanks, Sal
12:34Maybe I could get some eggnog from up front
12:36When you chug that, it feels like you're drowning
12:42Oh, there you are
12:43Oh
12:43You ran off halfway through the tour
12:45Yeah, I had to finish some stuff back here
12:47Uh, hey, listen, you should really talk to Glenn
12:51I know he's kinda awkward, but he's like the heart and soul of this place
12:55Maybe you could show me around back here
12:57Oh, back here? There's not really much to see back here
13:00There's a water stain in the shape of a crescent moon, so...
13:05Um, I Instagrammed it, it's, uh, got seven likes
13:08You're cute
13:09You're cute
13:10You're like a Jewish Kennedy
13:11That's so specific
13:13Um, but I'm not, I'm not just cute
13:16Right? Like, I'm not just style over substance
13:20Doesn't matter
13:22It should, but you're really pretty and you smell like a pear
13:42Hey, uh, can I ask you a question?
13:44Yeah, sure, what's going on?
13:46Uh, which of these headphones would you recommend?
13:48Personally, I like those
13:50They got Bluetooth technology, which is great
13:52Hey, what's up with that?
13:54Oh, I'm sorry, this has nothing to do with you
13:57I'm just making this gesture to make sure any photo of me is unusable
14:12Hey!
14:13Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Ha ha!
14:16About before
14:18I was just trying to cheer Glenn up
14:20But I should not have said that the reporter was only interested in your ideas because she was attracted to
14:26you
14:26So, I am sorry
14:30Don't worry about it
14:32But, for the record
14:33If someone had said that to you as a woman
14:36You probably wouldn't have been cool with it
14:38Yeah, I know, that's why
14:39Don't worry about it, it's done
14:42Teachable moment
14:47Uh, you know, if the roles were reversed
14:49Oh, okay
14:50Oh, sure
14:52Attention Cloud9 employees
14:53Emergency meeting in the break room
14:55Now
14:57Sorry to interrupt all of your days
14:59But I think this will be a good time for me to go over Cloud9's policy on inappropriate sexual behavior
15:04in the workplace
15:05Oh
15:05You said this was an emergency
15:07I know what I said
15:08I was peeing
15:10I had to cut myself off
15:11It's very uncomfortable
15:13Now, before I start this seminar
15:16Does anyone have something they'd like to say?
15:19Okay, fine
15:21Sal and I are having sex in the dressing rooms
15:23Oh
15:28I don't even like him
15:30I have self-esteem issues
15:31And I think being with him is a way of me punishing myself
15:34It's messed up
15:36Shut up, Sandra
15:37God, you were such a whiner
15:39Sit down
15:41Anyone else?
15:46Okay
15:47Well
15:48Then without further ado
15:50Please watch this video on inappropriate sexual behavior
15:53In the workplace
15:56Oh my
15:58Okay
16:01Well, well, well
16:02Oh my goodness
16:03No!
16:04No!
16:06No!
16:07Oh!
16:07Oh my God
16:08That is my boy
16:09I just ate
16:10That's what I'm talking about
16:11Is that how people really kiss now?
16:14I think we've seen enough
16:15Why would anybody be attracted to Jonah?
16:18Yeah
16:18He looks like a villain on the CW
16:19Uh, maybe it's because she thought all of his brilliant ideas were inside his mouth
16:24So she had to like get in there with her tongue and suck them out
16:27Oh God
16:28You will spread your legs for anyone who'll write a story about you, won't you?
16:32That's nothing to do-
16:34Jonah, there's about 50 store rules broken on that tape
16:36It is disgusting
16:38I'm sorry
16:38And there's just one thing left to say
16:41You're
16:41Safe now
16:42Bring it in
16:47Wow
16:48You fit right in there perfectly, don't you?
16:51You've been sexually assaulted
16:53And
16:54I was hoping you could start to heal by admitting that here in a safe place but
16:57No, no, that's not
16:58No
16:59You're obviously
17:00Very ashamed
17:01No
17:02No, no
17:03Hey
17:04You didn't do anything wrong
17:06I wasn't assaulted
17:07It wasn't an assault
17:08It was-
17:09See?
17:09Both of us wanted to-
17:10That's what happens
17:10No, it was-
17:11The person thinks it's their fault
17:13It's called slut-shaming
17:14No, he's a victim
17:16You're the only slut in here, Sandra
17:17Maybe we should all just stop talking about this
17:20No
17:20Or, we could play it again and then do the voices of what they're thinking
17:24Great
17:25Great
17:25Sorry about that
17:27Let's all give Jonah a round of applause, everybody
17:30He's had a hard day
17:32No, no
17:33That's not-
17:34Round those
17:35Drink it in
17:36Sorry about the rape, dude
17:48I guess my philosophy of life is dare to dream
17:50But also dream, to dare
17:53But also daring to not-
17:55Okay, so the article that I'm writing is about the store in general and not any one individual
18:00Oh, okay
18:01Well, if you do decide to write an article about me, I'll be in the stockroom waiting
18:08I'm willing to do whatever it takes
18:16Oh, God
18:20You are a journalist and a rapist and those are the two worst things any person can be
18:24Now listen up, Connie Chung
18:26If you set foot in this store ever again, I will bring hell down on you
18:37Let's go
18:38Hey, thank you so much for coming today
18:41Oh, you're welcome
18:42You know, you never actually got a picture of me
18:45Oh, darn
18:46But I'm free now
18:47Are people still saying cheese?
18:50Because I don't wanna-
18:51You know, I wish I could, but this camera only holds five million photos
18:56Oh
18:57Thanks, though
19:00Hold up
19:02You haven't gotten a picture of me yet
19:04Oh
19:05Why don't we get one with my boy Glenn?
19:07Yeah
19:08Terrific
19:09Yeah
19:10Alright
19:11Alright
19:13Hey reporter
19:14Will you listen to a song for the jingle contest?
19:16I'd love to, it's why I went to journalism school
19:20Cloud nine, come inside, let the savings rain down on you
19:26That's actually surprisingly not terrible
19:28Really?
19:30Oh my God, Bo, she loves it
19:32I'm psyched
19:33Yeah, it's good, it's a catchy tune
19:35Catchy?
19:40Thanks
19:42You know what?
19:43Forget about it
19:44Bo is the man that I love and I won't watch him give up who he is
19:48Even if it means losing millions of dollars
19:51Millions of dollars?
19:52Yeah
19:52You can keep your stupid money
19:54Okay, just to be clear, the prize is a ten dollar cloud nine gift card
19:57Did you hurt her?
19:58Don't be trying to suck us back in with your fancy ass lawyer words
20:01Here's what I think about that contract right here
20:04Oh!
20:05Rip, rib, double rip
20:07Not a contract, that was the directions to my hotel
20:09Whatever, Illuminati
20:18Hey stud
20:20Hey, listen
20:22For the record
20:23It is none of my business
20:25It was just two consenting adults making out
20:28Next to 80 bags of kitty litter
20:30But I'm not judging you
20:31So are you leaving or?
20:33Just waiting for my ride
20:35Hey!
20:36Let's go, my hotel's right around the corner
20:41Wow
20:42So you guys have, like, more ideas to talk about
20:44Uh, no, no
20:45It's like you said, I'm just really, really cute
20:48That's not what I said
20:49Like a panda
21:01The new issue of Stratus is here
21:04Oh, God
21:06I'm so excited
21:08Hot off the press
21:17I made the cover
21:19I made the cover
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