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#video #Coronation Street Full Episode Wednesday 29th April 2026
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00:25I don't know, what were the days for this to happen?
00:29All right, come on then.
01:07Oh, that's mine.
01:09Oh, what is it?
01:11There's Anna.
01:12Is it?
01:13Yeah, well, it isn't yours.
01:15Like two peas in a body, are you?
01:17Oh, you're getting off?
01:19Looks like you're getting off without saying it to anyone.
01:22Well, you can keep the money, it's fine, but you were going to leave and not tell us.
01:28Lil, sit down.
01:29No, I don't want to sit down because I'm not a kid.
01:32You can save all the excuses and all the lies when really you're just abandoning us.
01:36You're abandoning me.
01:39So she's had enough of us?
01:41What are you quizzing me for?
01:42Right, she got bored, she moved on, it's not that deep.
01:45What's the real reason?
01:47You calling me a liar?
01:48Yeah, I am, because I know you and I know when you're bare-faced lying to my face.
01:54So what is it?
01:55All right, well, you know when I left all them years ago?
01:58It just, it really messed her up.
02:01Babe, you didn't do anything wrong.
02:03I'm in her end of day.
02:04She sent you a liar and you didn't reply.
02:07Look, it's not about the letter, David, all right?
02:08She doesn't know about that.
02:10We just, we couldn't make it work, so she's, she's gone.
02:13Who says this?
02:14You or her?
02:15Oh, well, you just listen to me for once in your life, okay?
02:17Just leave it alone.
02:19All right, guys.
02:20Oh, look, the food's here.
02:21All right, you're in the doghouse, are we?
02:23Yo, I'm not the only one.
02:24Sally was me for you, because she had no one to slow dance with.
02:27Why don't you two slow dance together, then?
02:29Yeah, I think we will.
02:30Come on, Timothy.
02:33Look, he's drunk, he's stupid, and he's David.
02:37You all right?
02:38Yeah, I am.
02:38I'm fine with that, so...
02:40You go and enjoy the party, aye?
02:46Should have known you were lying when you said all that rubbish about family.
02:50You are my family, Lilz.
02:51I promise.
02:53You're the only one that's properly accepted me, you know.
02:55You've made me feel like I actually belong here.
02:58But you're still going to go, so what was the point?
03:01Things have gotten a bit...
03:02a bit messy.
03:04Complicated, shall we say, and...
03:06and, well...
03:10It's just best if I'm out of the picture, just for a little bit.
03:12Yeah, but best for who?
03:13Is my dad or is Shona trying to make you go?
03:16Like I said, it's...
03:18complicated.
03:20I could come with you.
03:22I don't think that would go down too well, do you?
03:25As if they'd notice.
03:26I'm not Harper.
03:28Hey, I know you've been feeling left out and stuff recently, but...
03:32It's...
03:33No, you're leaving me.
03:34I could come back for you.
03:35Just please, Jodie, just please don't go.
03:37I'm sorry.
03:38I just...
03:38When...
03:39When I'm in a better place, I'll...
03:41I promise I will.
03:42It's just whatever.
03:46Lily!
03:47No.
03:48No, you're a liar.
03:50You know what?
03:51You mean nothing to me.
03:52You're not my family.
03:54You only care about yourself.
03:57Is that really what you think of me?
03:59How about you all just do us a favour?
04:01Just get lost.
04:07Lily, where are you off?
04:08As if you'd care.
04:09Lily!
04:10I'm going to Charlotte's.
04:11Just ring your mum again.
04:12Don't trust me.
04:17Jodie Ramsey?
04:19No.
04:19You sure about that?
04:20Er, yeah, I know my own name, alright?
04:22Now, do one.
04:28It's probably in your best interest to help us out.
04:32OK, I guess that you're trying to do this, like, hard man vibe.
04:35What do you really need to give it some work, OK?
04:37Now, do not know who Jodie Ramsey is.
04:39So you need to do one before I scream this straight down!
04:43I don't think you'll do that.
04:45Right.
04:46Get away from me now.
04:48Calm down.
04:49You're all mates here.
04:52Jodie.
04:52Am I right?
04:53We don't know any Jodie, OK?
04:55So you just need to leave us alone, right?
04:57Get off me!
04:57Jodie!
04:58You seem like a smart girl.
05:00Well, they'd be very stupid to do that again.
05:02Leave her alone, alright?
05:03She hasn't done anything.
05:05It's the new you're after.
05:07No, it is.
05:09You're here for me.
05:10No.
05:10It's not.
05:11It's not her.
05:12Look, I think you'd best come inside.
05:18Hey, step away from Mrs. Connors Stutch!
05:21Mrs. Connors Swain.
05:23She's called that now.
05:25Stop deflecting from your criminality, David.
05:29David, if you drink that, you are stealing.
05:32Plain and simple.
05:33Don't you dare!
05:36You robbed my whiskey, David?
05:37No.
05:39No comfort.
05:40And over.
05:48Cheers.
05:49Get it down.
05:49It's a party song!
05:51Ha ha ha!
05:52Yeah!
05:54Barney!
05:55Ha ha ha!
05:57Ha ha ha!
05:58Ha ha ha!
05:58This is what you want.
06:00So you can jog on back to your master now.
06:03And get out of here.
06:04He said you were gobby.
06:05It's all on there.
06:06I haven't made any copies.
06:07Yeah, I know you're not that stupid.
06:10If this isn't what we need,
06:12we'll be back.
06:15Ha ha!
06:24Jonah, I'm so sorry!
06:28It's all my fault.
06:29I'm a mess.
06:29It's me.
06:31Come here.
06:31Come here.
06:31It's okay.
06:33You need to forgive yourself, babe.
06:35I mean, you were just a kid.
06:37At the end of the day.
06:38A kid with a kid.
06:40You know, just like how Sarah Lou was.
06:43And she barely caught.
06:44And she had all of her family around her.
06:47So, you've got nothing to feel guilty about
06:50when it comes to your sister.
06:51Leave.
06:52Oh, you're not either.
06:54I hope nobody's saying so.
06:56I hope nobody's saying so.
06:58Get in, m'lady.
06:59Why?
06:59Why, to be quick?
07:01No problem.
07:03All right!
07:05So, I'm all wrong and zunders on for drinking Carla's whiskey,
07:08but you can get down and dirty in office.
07:11David!
07:11We were just having a bit of a smooch, David.
07:14Yeah.
07:15And the rest.
07:17Expected more from you, sir.
07:19Oh, you've got to keep your spark alive, mate.
07:22What is it with you two and weddings?
07:24I mean, it's just...
07:33Give us a minute!
07:36But, yeah, I've still got it, babe.
07:39Still got it.
07:41Hey.
07:43Listen.
07:44He is hammered.
07:46Right.
07:47I better get back.
07:50Well, you were right to kick me out.
07:53I brought all this to your door and I don't deserve your sympathy.
07:57And I was going.
07:58I really was.
07:59But it was so hard, you know, to actually walk out the door
08:05away from the people I love.
08:08Are you going to actually tell me what was on that USB stick?
08:11And whether or not I should expect more wannabe gangsters at me door?
08:15It was just something stupid I did.
08:18Past always catches up with you, eh?
08:21Jodie, are you in trouble?
08:22No.
08:25Sorted.
08:27I promise.
08:29All right.
08:31Am I daft for believing that?
08:34Not at all.
08:36Hey.
08:37No more lies.
08:42Oh.
08:44Lily hates me too, by the way.
08:45Lily does?
08:46Yeah.
08:47She caught me packing my bag and she was gutted.
08:50She really wanted me to stay.
08:53Hey, at least one of you's dead.
08:54Hey, it weren't easy me telling you to go, you know.
08:57No, I get it.
08:59You had to put your family first.
09:01It just killed me to say goodbye to her.
09:04It really did.
09:07I want you to stay.
09:09I do.
09:12Really?
09:14I mean, I know I kicked off with you and I made you feel guilty about leaving me all those
09:18years ago.
09:19But you tried to come back and it wasn't your fault that you didn't know that I'd moved and it
09:26wasn't your fault that you didn't get my letter.
09:28Yeah, I...
09:30Yeah.
09:31Yeah.
09:32Um, you know, we can move on, you know, as all the self-help books say.
09:38But honestly, I'd have given anything for it to be me, you and Clayton.
09:45Um...
09:46A caravan on the beach.
09:48And a little dog.
09:50All of it.
09:54The little dog?
09:55Yeah.
09:57Right, I'd better whiz to the hospital and say goodnight to Harper.
10:02Do you want to come with?
10:02Oh, er, no, I'll, er...
10:06You have some mummy-daughter time with Harper.
10:08I'll stay here and unpack if you're sure about me staying.
10:11A hundred percent.
10:26Yeah, you listen to me, beautiful wife.
10:30I know earlier you weren't about me, because I mean, let's face it.
10:34I'm a delight.
10:35It was about you and your day.
10:39But listen, you need to forgive yourself.
10:41He was just a kid.
10:43Kid with a kid.
10:44Just like our Sarah Lou.
10:46And I'm telling you, she's barely caught, you know, and she had her whole family round,
10:50so you don't know what to feel gilly about when it comes to your sister, but...
10:55We need to go inside, Dad.
10:57Yeah, well, she's not going to hang around here, is she?
10:58Toya!
10:59Lee, will you just give me a minute?
11:01You all right, Toya?
11:02It's just family stuff.
11:03Toya.
11:03Toya?
11:04Just give me some space, OK?
11:06I'm not going to say anything.
11:08Please.
11:12Sister, eh?
11:13Hmm.
11:14Do you want to talk?
11:19Yeah.
11:19Okay.
11:31Okay.
11:37Oh, my God.
12:27Mate, you'll find your soul mate.
12:29Mate.
12:30I sometimes think I prefer dogs to people.
12:32Yeah, but come on, dog's not giving you a little kiss good night, is it?
12:35Ah, but they lick your face.
12:36Yeah, but that's all they do.
12:38They're not going down and, you know, making you a brekkid next day, are they?
12:43Peanut once brought me a sausage out of the bin.
12:45That's romantic.
12:47Yeah, but it's not the same.
12:49Well, I can't do her head in that much,
12:54cos she's love-hearted me booty call, eh?
12:59We'll give those Metcalfs a run for the money.
13:02Thunderbirds are good!
13:06My person's out there.
13:08Devil.
13:19Oh.
13:20Oh.
13:21Still got it.
13:23Still got it after all these years.
13:28Donut?
13:31Yeah?
13:33Hide and seek, is it?
13:37Well, really are not.
13:39Here I come.
13:56I don't think much of your hiding place.
14:00I'm not complaining now.
14:18You smell lovely.
14:20There's a...
14:21Like a...
14:23Sexy sweet shop.
14:26Oh!
14:29Oh, I'm loving the silky silks.
14:48David.
14:51I mean, you're...
14:53You're you.
14:54You're not Shona.
14:55What the hell are you playing at?
14:57Me?
14:58You were the one snogging my face off.
15:00I was snogging Shona.
15:02Yeah, right.
15:03What are you even doing in like a silky silks?
15:06I mean, what are you doing in our bed?
15:08I had a bath.
15:09I borrowed Sho's dressing gown and I thought I'd get 40 winks.
15:12Looks like that shot to hell.
15:14Your brain is insane.
15:16You're drunk.
15:18I mean, did you not hear me come in?
15:21Trying to lure me in with your candles and your music.
15:23Er, no.
15:24You're weird.
15:25I was if I'd do that.
15:27Come on, David.
15:27Take some accountability.
15:28You saw me lying there and you thought you were quitting.
15:31No, no, no, no, no, no.
15:32That is not what happened.
15:34I...
15:34I...
15:34I didn't know you were you.
15:36My sister has just had your baby.
15:39I'm sorry.
15:40I'm sorry.
15:41OK?
15:43We're going to have to tell her.
15:45Hang on.
15:45Wait.
15:46Wait.
15:46Wait a minute.
15:47You said my name.
15:49Yeah.
15:50When...
15:51When we were in bed,
15:51when we were kissing,
15:53you said my name.
15:55You went,
15:55David.
15:57Yeah.
15:59No, I didn't say
16:01David.
16:02I said,
16:03David?
16:04Question mark.
16:04As in, like, what the hell do you think you're doing, David?
16:09Nah.
16:10No.
16:11We've got this connection,
16:13vibe,
16:14whatever you want to call it.
16:15I'll call it absolutely nothing
16:17and I'll call you deluded.
16:18Oh, come on.
16:19Stop shifting the blame.
16:20Look, I'm saying I get it.
16:22Alright?
16:23And, and...
16:23I forgive you.
16:28Look, I know, I know you've been under a lot of pressure
16:30with Harper and...
16:32and...
16:33It can't be easy.
16:34But come on, you've got to resist your urges.
16:36There are no urges here.
16:38There's...
16:38That's Shona's phone.
16:42And...
16:44And...
16:46So I sent a message to Shona's phone
16:50and it was love-hearted back.
16:52You love-hearted my message back.
16:54What?
16:55Yeah.
16:56No, I never.
16:58Oh, and it's gone now?
17:01Maybe it was never there.
17:04Oh, Jodie, stop messing with my head.
17:06Please.
17:07Either way.
17:09Shona needs to know what's going on here.
17:13So he's legged it?
17:15Lined down the scaffold and did a runner.
17:18I've got officers searching for him now.
17:19Oh, he's me sick to my stomach.
17:22I know he does, babe.
17:25And what he did to your best mate is awful,
17:26but Todd will be okay.
17:28Yeah, well, Todd's had to go halfway across the world.
17:29I need to get away from that man.
17:31Please, your lot, you need to catch Theo and put him away.
17:34Right, but listen, it'll be in a cell before the night's out
17:36and Todd will be on a plane somewhere.
17:39It's over.
17:42How did I get so lucky to find someone like you?
17:45Back at you, Sarah Luton.
17:51Well, I'd best get down to the station.
17:55I'll follow up on Theo.
17:57All right, do you want me to take that for you?
17:58Yeah, cheers.
18:00All right, you be careful.
18:01Bedard me.
18:08All right, your bags are packed.
18:10Go off and watch.
18:11I haven't done anything.
18:13Go and buy someone else's money.
18:15All right, we're all stocked up here.
18:17Shona wants me to stay.
18:18Well, she won't after this.
18:20It should be you getting thrown out after what you did.
18:22Me?
18:23Are you throwing her out?
18:25She's mad as a box of frogs.
18:26So you don't get what you want and I'm out on the streets?
18:28Is that it?
18:29What is it you want?
18:30Nothing.
18:30He tried it on with me.
18:32No, you never.
18:33Now, why would I do that?
18:34Well, I'm not being funny, David, but come on, look at her.
18:37Oh, well, yeah, I can imagine that coming from you.
18:39Why? What's that supposed to mean?
18:40Well, it's why you're going out with a jolly green giant, isn't it?
18:44I mean, he's easy on the eye.
18:45There's not much going on behind him.
18:46He's very intelligent, I'll have you know.
18:48Is he?
18:49You're not part of this conversation, thank you.
18:52All right.
18:53Come on, David, just admit what you did.
18:54Yeah, because I cop off with all of Shona crank sisters.
18:58Oi!
18:58I am not a crank, and yet you did try to cop off with me.
19:01In your dreams, Glenn Close.
19:03Now do one.
19:04Yeah, but you know in Fatal Attraction he is actually having an affair.
19:07Whose side are you on?
19:08I don't know yet.
19:09Tell her that you kissed me, and tell her that you said I smelt like a sexy sweet shop.
19:15Right, no, only because I thought, I thought she was Shona.
19:19Oh, yeah, that old chestnut.
19:20Sarah!
19:20I'm sorry.
19:21Yeah, that was his best defence, you know, once I'd turned him down.
19:24I was disgusted the minute I saw it was you.
19:27I ran out of the room.
19:29And Shona's gonna kill you when she finds out what you've done.
19:31She'll kill you, more like.
19:33No, she won't.
19:34Believe me, she's not gonna want you anywhere near her.
19:37I know about the stuff that happened with your mate.
19:41Josh, was it?
19:43You know, your friend.
19:46What's that got to do?
19:49What are you on about?
19:50Well, it just goes to show that things can get twisted.
19:57But I haven't twisted anything.
19:58Yeah, he wasn't his friend either.
20:00Oh, David, come on, when are you just gonna stop playing the victim?
20:03You can't go on like this all your life.
20:05No, not victim, I didn't mean...
20:07Oh, okay, I think it's time for you to go.
20:09Come on, out your pot.
20:12And go where?
20:13No-one cares if you live or die!
20:17Now get out of my house!
20:21Sorry.
20:35I didn't lie about Josh.
20:39I know he doesn't.
20:39What do you think?
20:41Certainly didn't play the victim either.
20:44I think she was probably just trying to think of the worst thing possible just to, I don't know, just
20:50get back some power.
20:51What if she tells Shona that?
20:54Tells her a load of lies and says, I try to sleep with her.
20:58Well, nobody knows you better than Shona.
21:01She's not gonna think that.
21:03Oh, no, Jodie could say anything.
21:05Yeah, but Shona's not gonna believe her.
21:07She could be with her now.
21:09Spinning a load of lies.
21:10Well, look, she's unhinged but I don't think she's stupid.
21:13I'm just saying I made it up.
21:16I mean, it's just...
21:17It makes me feel sick, you know, she's evil.
21:20Oh, I hate her!
21:21All right, just look, just calm down.
21:23Look, she is not going to stick around to be hung out to dry by Shona, is she?
21:28Come on, she's gonna be long gone.
21:40Oh, come on, what do you want now?
21:43Please, just leave me alone.
22:11There is no one in there.
22:13I will be fine.
22:18Oh, too, I will be fine on my bed.
22:21I will be fine.
22:21Joe, you're sorry.
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