The Boss with Tiffany Pollard: The Showdown Pt. 2

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Meme queen Tiffany Pollard doesn’t joke when it comes to her job, but somebody lied to her several times and told her that this role would be easy. Beyoncé, sweetie, I’m so sorry that you had to see Sally Holmes try to dethrone *the* HBIC, but in the words of Flavor Flav, “Your time is up.”

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00:00Y'all, I'm out of here.

00:01Why does I say how the is it?

00:04Sally, you wanted to see me?

00:06Did you see how insane everyone was?

00:09I heard drug words.

00:10Sally, what are you talking about?

00:12They're at their desk now, typing away.

00:15We hashed it out, and they are working their asses off.

00:18You think I give a if everyone likes each other?

00:21They're doing their work, aren't they?

00:23I can smell the keyboard ink going away.

00:26You're not wrong.

00:29The team is working, and productivity is king here,

00:33so I think it was a win.

00:36I think your job is done.

00:38Oh, I tried so hard.

00:40I hope I made a difference.

00:42You did something.

00:43I will take that.

00:45We will definitely not be the same without you,

00:49but we will be without you.

00:52Oh, ooh, ooh, that's my resignation.

00:55I can't...

00:55Well, damn, Sally, I thought you was my friend.

00:58Girl, that was so messed up.

00:59I...

00:59That was a lot of shame.

01:01I just have to...

01:01We won't be without you.

01:03Okay, bye.

01:04No, don't speak to me.

01:05But I...

01:06Uh-oh, no.

01:07Bye.

01:07I might be fired.

01:09And that was so bad.

01:11I literally came here for you, Sally.

01:13I have gout and high blood pressure.

01:15Hello?

01:16My ankles are swollen, bitch.

01:18But you just shunned me off after I helped everyone in your chaotic workplace?

01:24Are you serious, hoe?

01:26Like, are you serious?

01:27Like, why would you do me like this?

01:29And the HBIC, with or without you, hoe, bitch?

01:33Oh, my gosh.

01:34By the way, I'll catch you.

01:36Bye.

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