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00:02what's the key to being a great dad that's a tough one giving them the freedom to be whatever
00:11they want to be right exactly whether that's a painter a poet a pilot a president and for us
00:17of a company or of a country
00:25patience well be their buddy that's your answer and stay in school no and don't do drugs no just
00:33give me the answer oh god still thinking
00:58hi Claire hey hey oh okay hi um this is my husband Phil hi and uh that's my son Luke
01:07right there
01:08this is Desiree Desiree right sorry Desiree just moved in down the block fun where 314 oh the two
01:16bedroom cottage with the indoor outdoor family room very good but you're loving that steam
01:21shower Phil it's creepy oh sorry I'm a real estate mogul what no I'm I am a real estate agent
01:29um we
01:29caravan that house great uh deck thanks I'm just there till my divorce is final now who is coconuts
01:36enough to divorce you are we gonna go but we'll see you around well we'll have to have you over
01:41sometime I'd love it all right bye bye bye she's awesome no we are never having her over
01:48hurt she already slept with two dads from the school what that's horrible
01:56dad watch out watch it buddy grandma I'm sorry that still looks like a girl's bike
02:02well I have more black tape my son has been riding his sister's old bike
02:07until he's responsible enough to take care of his own bike look he spilled a soda on my computer
02:12he ruined our digital camera taking pictures of himself underwater it's a girl's bike I'm all for
02:17teaching him a lesson but I worry about the ridicule he might get from some loud mouth bully
02:24hey nice bike Sally dad come on he looks like little Bo Peep on that thing actually not for long
02:31he's
02:31getting a new bike this afternoon I am he is sometimes a man's gotta put his foot down and do
02:38what a man's gotta do and if the old lady don't like it honey that's too damn bad yes who's
02:50excited
02:50huh Cam come on hurry up we're gonna be late it's a toddler play class not a flight to Cabo
02:56we're gonna
02:56be judged enough as the only gay parents there I don't want to be the late ones too wow paisley
03:02and pink was there something wrong with the fishnet tank top obviously not I'm wearing it
03:06underneath kidding just chill please I'm sorry I just want to make a good first impression you
03:11mean you want to fit in and not terrify the villagers hey come on today is about Lily all
03:15right her future best friend might be in that class and I don't want to rub anyone the wrong
03:20way can you please just change your shirt fine you know what I'll just go put on a pair of
03:26khakis
03:26maybe a polo shirt and everybody will think we're a couple straight golfing buddies who just decided to
03:30have a kid together hey I called that place in Napa and got us upgraded to a villa with a
03:37hot tub
03:38so pack whatever you wear in a hot tub I usually wear nothing when I'm in a hot tub and
03:45my college
03:46roommate's wife just had to get a new hip sucker Manny's father is taking him for a couple of days
03:52to
03:52Disneyland so we're gonna go to the wine country we're gonna drink some wine eat some good food you
03:58know we would do something like this a lot more often if it wasn't for you know Manny is good
04:03he keep
04:04us ground yeah like fog at an airport limo gets here at 4 this morning I thought I'd go over
04:11the
04:11club hit a few balls no what about the fan in money's room oh yeah call the guy no you're
04:18supposed to do
04:19it with him it's important that we teach him how to do things for himself my culture men take great
04:24pride in doing physical labor I know that's why I hire people from your culture you're too funny I'm gonna
04:33share that one with my next husband when we're spending all your money dad this is the coolest
04:40bike ever awesome so listen buddy certain members of this family don't think you can take care of
04:47this bad boy you mean mom your words not mine look your mom and I are a team and she
04:55we feel like this is
04:57a chance for you to show some responsibility don't make us look like jerks here I won't okay one more
05:05rule what have like three buttloads of fun thanks dad
05:19so let's do this okay but I need to be done by three that's what my dad's picking me up
05:24hey if
05:25we're not done by three I'm gonna tie a noose on this thing in Colombia there's a saying if you
05:30have
05:31two stubborn burros that don't like each other you tie them to the same cart the ceiling fan is the
05:37cart
05:39my dad's taking me on space mountain it's supposed to be really fast but he's not scared of anything
05:44he doesn't even wear a seat belt when he drives wow how about that killed a bear once really was
05:49the bear sitting in the passenger seat read me the instructions safety tips warning to reduce the
05:58risk of electrical shock we can skip that failure to heed these warnings can lead the serious injury
06:05you know you worry too much you know that nobody's gonna get shocked one time my dad was struck by
06:10lightning that's why he can drink as much as he wants Manny thinks his dad is like Superman the truth
06:17he's a total flake in fact the only way he's like Superman is that they both landed in this country
06:23illegally I can't believe I'm so nervous they're gonna love us let's just be ourselves or a slightly
06:31toned-down version of ourselves I just don't want this to become an episode of the cam show
06:36oh my gosh people love the cam show yes I know you watch the cam show you watch it it's
06:40appointment
06:40viewing okay hi are you here for toddler time yes I'm Mitchell this is Cameron and this here is Lily
06:47oh well welcome we're all over here taking turns blowing bubbles oh well how nice for
06:56the babies it's gonna be really difficult
07:1510 minutes after making a promise to me he leaves his bike unlocked all I can hear is Claire's voice
07:20in
07:20my head he's not responsible you never should have given him a bike I know I do a pretty good
07:28Claire
07:29so I decided to teach him a lesson and let him think his bike was stolen now I know that
07:36sounds kind
07:36of rough but sometimes it's a dad's job to be the tough guy excuse me thank you on your left
07:42my left
07:43you're right everyone we have a new family joining us today I'm uh I'm Mitchell and I am a lawyer
07:53I I'm Cameron and I'm currently not working which gives me more time to grill and shoot baskets and this
08:02is Lily okay we're gonna start with the hello dance and then we're gonna move on to blocks and finger
08:09painting and then we're gonna do our family dance
08:11all right who wants to start us off dance us in PJ
08:21she's adorable oh thank you seven months uh eight is she grabbing or scooting yet yes absolutely I mean
08:31when she's not grabbing she is she is scooting
08:34dance us in Tyler are you ready okay here we go
08:43Cam Lily is not grabbing or scooting yet well she's not doing it yet but she will eventually
08:48no but see a lot of these other kids they're they're grabbing I just here come Lily look at the
08:54look at the block
08:55huh grab the block Lily grab the H
08:57dance us in Lily
08:58okay I got this
09:00Cam just yes I know tamp down my natural gifts and dance like a straight guy
09:03no sopping your own butt
09:05but that's how I make my horsey go
09:19thank you
09:22that was very good I feel dirty
09:29oh hey hey hi hi hi hi um this is really embarrassing but I locked myself out of my house
09:37oh I do that all the time don't be embarrassed
09:42I was I was hoping you could help me there's a window open but I can't reach it would you
09:47mind
09:51yeah yeah sure of course you know what they say every time God closes a door he opens a window
10:00all right I guess in this case every time he walks out okay what do we got here I mean
10:04am I
10:05attracted to her yes would I ever act on it no no way not while my wife is still alive
10:12are you sure I can't get you something to drink yeah no I'm I'm fine really
10:16if I knew a man was gonna climb into my bedroom window I would have cleaned up a bit
10:20are you kidding me it smelled great in there like lotions and oils
10:23for dry skin and you know callous
10:27yeah it's a candle
10:29uh oh
10:30what's wrong
10:33the bike's gone
10:34oh no
10:35can I help you find it
10:37that's all right thank you
10:38okay thank you
10:42so to teach him a lesson I took his bike and then crazy thing I put it down for one
10:46minute and someone swiped it from me
10:50maybe that was your dad teaching you a lesson
10:53zinger
10:55so
10:57any chance I could uh get a break on this one
11:00I can throw in a bell
11:01deal
11:02for five dollars
11:03no sir
11:04so you want to go for the insurance this time or is it still for suckers
11:07ha ha
11:09got me again
11:11well played my lord
11:13I will take some insurance thank you
11:16what's going on in there
11:19that's not step four
11:20don't worry about it
11:21well it says right here that you should
11:22that's worrying about it
11:23I thought you guys might need a drink
11:26you have no idea
11:27mani mi amor
11:28I have to go get some stuff for our trip
11:31oh yeah but have some fun with your father okay
11:33and I'll see you monday
11:35mwah
11:36makes me so happy to see my two boys working together
11:39Jay shocked himself twice
11:41okay mani
11:42well I warned him
11:43yep he's been a big help
11:44look at you two with your private jokes already
11:48you're a regular Salazar and El Oso
11:52it's a very big comedy team in Colombia
11:54El Oso is always hitting Salazar in the head with the ladder and things
11:57and sometimes they wear dresses
12:00they make you laugh
12:01but they also make you think
12:06blew it
12:06you made me look bad
12:08no
12:09you made your mother and I look bad
12:11we are a team
12:12Luke you in there
12:13hey dad
12:15hey
12:15hey buddy
12:17that was uh
12:18that was pretty fun today huh
12:19getting a new bike
12:20yeah it was awesome
12:21so uh
12:22what happened after I took off
12:24anything you want to share with me
12:25not really
12:26so if I uh went out to the garage
12:29uh take a picture for a scrapbook
12:31there'd be no surprises
12:33I'm so sorry
12:35I didn't mean it
12:36I just made a mistake
12:37yeah a big mistake
12:39you're making me look really bad here
12:41I told mom you were ready for this
12:42it's just a scratch dad
12:43that's not the point Luke
12:45what
12:45I scratched it on my way into the driveway
12:47I'm sorry
12:49so
12:50it's not stolen
12:52no
12:53why
12:55that's good
12:55cause
12:58there are bad people out there
12:59who would steal a bike
13:00those are thieves
13:01you sit there and think about the scratch part
13:03that's not good either
13:04I'm gonna fix that step
13:06so don't scratch anything while I'm gone
13:08unless it itches
13:08that's different
13:10the good news is
13:12Luke has this bike
13:14more good news
13:15I taught some random kid a valuable lesson by stealing his bike
13:19best news
13:20Claire knows nothing
13:22so
13:22I figure I'll just dump the new bike where I stole the first bike
13:27that way random kid gets his back
13:28and this new bike doesn't raise a lot of embarrassing questions
13:31like why I had it
13:33or who boosted who through a bedroom window
13:36so
13:37everybody's happy
13:40uh oh
13:41ah son of a
13:43you gave me the wrong screwdriver
13:45maybe you're just using it wrong
13:46my dad's great with tools
13:48he can get the wheels off the car in less than a minute
13:50just get me to wine country
13:52just get me to wine country
13:53oh
13:54sorry
13:55I think my arm is broken
13:56relax
13:57it's not broken
13:58how do you know
13:59you don't know anything
14:00you have no concern for safety
14:02because it didn't hit you that hard
14:04why don't you just say it
14:05you don't want me around
14:06you know what right now
14:07I don't
14:08I don't want to be with you either
14:09I'm gonna go wait for my dad
14:11oh but
14:12but if you leave
14:13how will I ever finish
14:14you know what
14:15I wish you never married my mom
14:17I hate living here
14:19you think I like this arrangement
14:20I got a two-seater parked in the driveway
14:29I mean I don't understand
14:31why are you trying to sneak around and hide things from me
14:33I actually think it's pretty funny
14:35you do?
14:36I do
14:36yes
14:37I mean you steal a bike from some poor kid
14:40and then a bike gets stolen from you
14:42that's hilarious
14:45classic me right?
14:46yeah
14:46so where were you when it got stolen?
14:48oh I was getting some gas
14:50uh huh
14:51yeah
14:51you don't stand near the car when you get gas?
14:53yep
14:54but uh
14:55I went inside
14:55to get a soda
14:56because I was thirsty
14:57and if I had a soda
14:58I wouldn't be thirsty anymore
14:59so I bought one
15:00and then I drank it all right there
15:01which is why I don't have the can
15:02well honey
15:03please
15:03let's try to remember that I'm your wife
15:05not your mom
15:06so in the future
15:07you don't need to hide things from me
15:09okay?
15:10okay
15:10okay
15:12okay
15:13oh
15:13oh
15:14yeah
15:15you get back here
15:16you
15:16what are you doing Phil?
15:18I just love you
15:18it's a darn one
15:19I know I love you too
15:20but that hurts
15:21let's get you inside
15:22hi
15:23I know that's hurting a lot
15:24this is a hot one
15:25hello
15:26hi there
15:26hi again
15:27hi
15:28I found your bike
15:30uh
15:30oh good
15:32you the
15:33at the gas station?
15:34no
15:34at my house
15:35one of my neighbors saw it
15:36and put it in my garage
15:37when you were in my bedroom
15:38so
15:43classic me
15:46come on honey
15:46grab the block
15:48see like he did
15:49you gotta do that
15:50you gotta grab it like him
15:51seen any movies lately?
15:54uh
15:54yeah
15:55you know
15:55my husband and I
15:56just rented
15:57uh
15:58Mama Mia
15:59which I liked
16:00but
16:00I don't know that
16:02Meryl Streep
16:02was the right choice
16:03what did you think?
16:06excuse me
16:07Meryl Streep
16:08could play Batman
16:09and be the right choice
16:10she's perfection
16:11whether she's divorcing Kramer
16:13whether she's wearing Prada
16:15don't even get me started
16:16on Sophie's choice
16:17get emotional
16:19thinking about it
16:22she couldn't forgive herself
16:29I guess she was okay
16:30really?
16:32ooh
16:33ooh
16:34ooh
16:34ooh
16:34got the block sweetheart
16:36you're not even interested in it
16:38is Henry stacking?
16:40good job Henry
16:42good job
16:43I love this
16:46P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-N-C
16:54I love that
16:56hello
16:57hello
16:58Lily
16:59oh
16:59not so high
17:01oh
17:02that is a big moment for her
17:05would you like a videotape?
17:07mommy
17:07you know
17:08I don't know if I can actually get her to do it again
17:10so
17:10well we tape all of our classes
17:13we don't like parents bringing cameras in
17:15it takes them out of the moment
17:16I'll get you a copy after class
17:18that's super
17:18thank you
17:22Cam
17:22Cam
17:23let's go
17:23I don't know what's happened to me
17:25but I just stole a baby's intellectual property
17:27what
17:27you'll see it tonight on the news
17:29come on let's just go
17:30oh
17:31look who's here
17:32Anton and Scott
17:34sorry we're late
17:35don't look at me
17:36the eye candy here
17:37can't leave the house
17:38without spending 20 minutes in front of the mirror
17:41are you kidding me?
17:42I am so sorry
17:45look at those queens
17:46I would have killed with this crowd
17:47but you had to clip my wings
17:49which you used to be the wind beneath
17:50I know I'm sorry
17:51this class has turned me into a complete monster
17:54I'm just
17:54I'll make it up to you
17:55let's just go
17:56okay
17:57it's time for parents dance
17:59everybody dance for your baby
18:01yay
18:05you want to do it don't you
18:08I do
18:09I do
18:09I want to dance for my baby
18:11alright go on
18:12get in there
18:13sure
18:14make that horsey move
18:15go ahead
18:36oh I think I hurt myself
18:55hello
18:56hey Javier
18:59Manny's waiting for you outside
19:02what?
19:04why not?
19:06hold that thought
19:09his son's sitting on a curb
19:11waiting to go to Disneyland
19:12and Superman can't drag himself away from a craps table
19:16and I'm the jerk
19:21say listen
19:24I uh
19:27sorry but I got some bad news
19:28what?
19:30your dad couldn't make it
19:32why not?
19:34the plane was full
19:35and this old lady needed to get home
19:37so he gave up his seat
19:39you're making that up aren't you?
19:41no
19:42he just didn't want to come
19:43are you kidding me?
19:44he was very upset
19:45he was dying to see you
19:49in fact look what he sent
19:52a limo?
19:53yeah
19:54he wanted me and your mom to take you to Disneyland
19:56I told you he was an awesome dad
19:58yeah he's a prince
20:01let me see this guy
20:02okay
20:03the key to being a good dad
20:07look sometimes things work out just the way you want
20:09let me see this guy
20:10that is not a good idea
20:12for you
20:15sometimes they don't
20:16you gotta hang in there
20:20because when all is said and done
20:2590% of being a dad
20:28just showing up
20:42hey
20:42that's my bike
20:43oh
20:44I don't
20:45uh
20:47well
20:50I was giving her back
20:56she couldn't forgive herself
20:58and
21:01she had to choose
21:03and I think because now I have
21:05we have
21:07we have
21:08we have Lily
21:08it's so hard to imagine being put in that position
21:13if I had to choose Lily or Mitchell
21:15I mean I would choose
21:16I don't know
21:18I don't know
21:20I don't know
21:24I don't know
21:26I don't know
21:27Ow!
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