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00:00From Bruce Banner to Steel's Hammer,
00:02nerds are passionate about a lot of things.
00:03But there's one thing they love above all else,
00:05and that is correcting people.
00:07This is Unmatched.
00:20Join us on today's episode, we have Ronnie Adrian.
00:22Oh, yeah.
00:24I mean, I know this is the baby episode,
00:25but trust me when I tell you I'm going to surprise you
00:27at how bad I am still.
00:30Carl Tartt, from Bruce Banner to Steel's Hammer,
00:34nerds be nerdy.
00:36And Zeke Nicholson.
00:37Oh, send me home.
00:41And joining us as always from the fact checker room,
00:43we have Brian David Gilbert.
00:44How's it going?
00:45And how's that jumpsuit treating you?
00:46I feel like the lavender is lending me an air of calm
00:49that I'm not sure if I should have brought
00:51to this specific episode.
00:53Yes, this is our baby bracket episode
00:55for the less nerdily inclined,
00:58a chance to give our less nerdy friends
00:59a chance to join in on the fun.
01:01These are my friends from the big team.
01:03We've known each other for over a decade,
01:06performing improv, doing sketches.
01:08We also have other credits that we have.
01:10You know, we're not just Iffy's friends.
01:11All right.
01:12So here are the rules.
01:13I have here in front of me a stack of statements.
01:15These are incorrect statements about properties
01:17that you know and love and it's up to you
01:18to figure out what is wrong.
01:20Buzz in and correct me.
01:21But all of your corrections must start with the phrase,
01:23I'm actually or I can't give you the point.
01:25You're free to interrupt me at any time
01:26and that's all you need to know.
01:28So you ready to begin?
01:29Yeah.
01:30All right, let's do it.
01:32Star Wars is a space opera media franchise
01:35originally created by George Lucas
01:36set against a backdrop of galactic conflict.
01:40The themes of good and evil are often represented
01:42by Jedi good and the revolution good
01:44versus the Sith's evil and the Empire evil.
01:48Uh, I'm actually the rebellion good.
01:51Oh, and so the revolution is the wrong part?
01:53Yes, the revolution.
01:54That is correct and that is a point for Zeke.
01:57The franchise uses a-
01:58Y'all cooked!
01:59Y'all are cooked!
02:01Yeah, you got me on that one.
02:02Iffy said that's so convincing,
02:03I was like, what's wrong with this?
02:06Looked right to me.
02:07I mean, I truly, I saw, I went,
02:09the revolution ain't right,
02:11but for me I couldn't think of rebellion,
02:13so I definitely was like, I'm not gonna say anything.
02:14I feel like I'm in class again,
02:16where I feel like I knew the answer,
02:17but I wouldn't say anything,
02:18so my teacher would just be like,
02:19he don't know math.
02:19Here's the thing, it's all about finding out what's wrong,
02:22so even if you don't quite know it,
02:24you can be like, that's the wrong thing,
02:25but then I would ask if anyone knows the right thing, so.
02:29And if nobody knows, do we get the point?
02:31Yeah.
02:31Ha ha! Found a loophole.
02:34The franchise uses the term rebellion,
02:37or the rebels, or the alliance,
02:38to restore the republic, not the revolution.
02:41So that point does go to Zeke,
02:42and we'll move on to our next statement.
02:46Throughout the Zelda games,
02:47the hero Link is usually equipped with an assortment of items
02:51that helps him through his adventures.
02:53Some of these items include the Master Sword,
02:55the Hylian Shield, the Harp of Ages,
02:58the Goddess Harp, the Symbolum of Time,
03:00the Sheikah Slate, the Puripad,
03:02the Hookshot, the Paraglider, and the Magic Cape.
03:06Carl.
03:07Um, actually, Hookshot is a basketball term.
03:10That is a basketball term,
03:11but it is an item in The Legend of Zelda.
03:15The funniest thing is, I think we got to say something here,
03:18because I wasn't going to say the same joke.
03:22Um, actually, the Ocarina of Time?
03:24That is correct.
03:27The Ocarina of Time is...
03:28Y'all are so cooked.
03:30I'm fine with that!
03:32That doesn't bother me.
03:33I'm going to lay a start.
03:34I'm going to come back.
03:35I'm going to get a comeback.
03:36I'm going to come back.
03:36Yeah, these are the harder ones.
03:37They start with the hardest ones.
03:38They're going to get easier as it goes on.
03:40The Ocarina of Time is actually one of Link's helpful items,
03:43and the title of one of the game's not the Symbloom of Time.
03:46So, that is another point for Zeke.
03:48Still very early in the game.
03:50I thought it was a trick, being like, Hookshot.
03:51I ain't no Hookshot in that.
03:52No.
03:53What is the Hookshot? What is that?
03:55It's like, it's kind of this weapon
03:56where you can, like, use it as a chain,
03:58and then you can pull yourself around,
04:01if I remember correctly.
04:02That is correct, yeah.
04:03Yeah.
04:03Zelda better be giving Kareem his credit.
04:06You're right.
04:08All right, let's move on to our next statement.
04:12Neopets is still the home of Flash games,
04:14virtual pets, and functional economy.
04:16The Neopets stock market, also known as the Neodoc,
04:19lets players trade stocks for Neopoints,
04:21proving that there is no escape from the trappings of capitalism.
04:26Um, actually, they don't trade stocks for Neopoints.
04:30Um, no, they do trade stocks for Neopoints.
04:32That is a good guess.
04:33Carl.
04:34Um, actually, there is an escape from the trappings of capitalism.
04:37You can live off the land.
04:40Go homestead.
04:41Don't be a part of normal society.
04:43Give me my points, big dog.
04:45Give me my points.
04:47That is not the correction we're looking for.
04:50Um, actually, I don't know the answer,
04:52but I'm, I'll take a stab that the incorrect part is the Neodoc,
04:56the name of the...
04:57It is called the Neodoc.
04:59Okay.
04:59That is not the incorrect part.
05:01Ron.
05:01Um, actually, Neopets is not still the home of Flash games.
05:05That is correct.
05:06Oh!
05:10I knew it.
05:11It just takes me a little bit of time to get the question in my mind.
05:15You know what I mean?
05:15Go and get my points, big dog.
05:18Yes.
05:18Uh, yes.
05:19So, Adobe Flash was discontinued in 2021,
05:22so Neopets games have now made the switch to an alternate available program.
05:27So, it is no longer the home of Flash games.
05:30So, that is a point for Ronnie on the board.
05:33The Neodeck is a real thing.
05:34It's been going on for, like, like almost 20 years now.
05:38Wow.
05:38Which is bonkers.
05:39Also, there was, like, a moment when Neopets was bought by Scientology.
05:43Oh, really?
05:44Which was weird.
05:44But then, like, luckily, they just brought somebody in to be like,
05:48hey, we've decided to put Scientology in Neopets.
05:50And the owners were like, nope.
05:52We're out of here.
05:53Wow.
05:53Which is good for them.
05:54All right.
05:54This next statement is fan-submitted and comes from Memers1212.
06:00Walt Disney was a stickler for cleanliness in his theme park.
06:04That's why he had his team add push-flap trash cans to hide trash and its smell.
06:09And every trash can in Disneyland is no more than 30 feet away from another trash can.
06:15Roughly the distance it takes someone to eat one of the park's famous churros.
06:19Carl.
06:19Um, actually, the trash cans are only 20 feet apart.
06:23No, that is, uh, they are 30 feet apart.
06:28Hey, man, that was a good try, though.
06:30I know. You look, you're doing great.
06:31You're doing great.
06:32I am grasping at straws.
06:35Lonnie.
06:35Um, actually, it takes less time to eat a churro than that.
06:39So it's not even roughly the distance.
06:41It's like, nah, it takes way less more time than that.
06:44Okay, you found out what's incorrect.
06:45It is not the distance to eat a churro.
06:48Do you have a guess at what the distance is to eat?
06:52Um, actually, funnel cake.
06:54That is incorrect.
06:56I'm glad you did, because I was going to guess the exact same thing.
06:59Damn, you're looking stupid.
07:03All right, Ron, are you going to take it?
07:05Um, actually, uh, what's that, that pineapple drink?
07:08A dole whip?
07:09Yeah, the dole whip.
07:10Not the dole whip.
07:11Okay.
07:12Uh, um, actually, uh, big old bread bowl full of soup.
07:16That is incorrect.
07:18Y'all have chosen the most obscure snack.
07:21I have to give it to Ronnie.
07:23It was the distance to eat a hot dog.
07:26I knew it was that!
07:27I was about to say that!
07:29How did you?
07:30Yo, you went with a funnel cake.
07:32Because that's what I would order at Disneyland.
07:34Okay, that's at Knott's.
07:35Knott's got the funnel cake.
07:36I don't funnel funnel cake.
07:36Disneyland got hot dogs?
07:38I do not know.
07:38Yes, they got hot dogs.
07:40They got the really good hot dogs.
07:41That's right there on Main Street.
07:42I'm sorry.
07:43What maniac requires 30 feet to finish one hot dog?
07:47Walt Disney!
07:47That man was an awful person.
07:50I mean, I should've thought about it.
07:51Did they have Trolls when he was, like, alive?
07:53He probably wouldn't have had him at the park.
07:55Yeah!
07:55We know what type of guy he was.
07:57Trolls, that doesn't sound white to me.
08:00Well, look, according to this story,
08:02he wandered about 30 steps before he was done eating the hot dog,
08:05and he was like, that's where the trash can needs to be.
08:07That is a point for Ronnie.
08:08Yes!
08:09Give me my points, big dog.
08:10The score is two for Zeke, zero for Carl, and two for Ronnie.
08:14Crazy that Ronnie has gotten two charity answers.
08:17I know, man.
08:18It's not he playing the game, baby.
08:21And that's why I don't have no points,
08:22because I'm going to earn my answers.
08:23Okay.
08:24Come on.
08:24Well, this brings us to our first shiny question of the game.
08:27Ooh, my favorite.
08:28Shiny questions, just like shiny Pokémon, are worth the same,
08:31but they're just a little bit different and a little rare.
08:34This one is called Game of Rings, Lord of the Thrones.
08:37Oh, no!
08:43In this Game of Thrones, you either win or you cannot pass.
08:48That was a mashup of two famous nerd quotes, in case you didn't know.
08:51In this minigame, the players will have to identify
08:53which world the following characters belong to,
08:56Middle Earth or the world of the Game of Thrones.
08:59The player who identifies the most correctly wins the point.
09:03Let's start with your first character, Miri Mazdar.
09:08Right as I said that.
09:11I was so confident.
09:13All right.
09:14Everyone is correct.
09:15That is Game of Thrones.
09:17Okay.
09:18Who was this in the show?
09:19Who was this?
09:20Is that the mom of the Sand Snakes?
09:22This is who was working with Daenerys when Daenerys was going to have that baby,
09:26and then things went bad.
09:28So the answer is no to what Zeke asked?
09:29So no, it was wrong, but you did say some...
09:31That is a real thing.
09:32That is, yeah.
09:33Sure, but that ain't it.
09:34Okay.
09:35Your next character is Fredegar Fatty Bulger.
09:37I feel like a rings name to me.
09:40Okay.
09:41Zeke and Carl, you're correct.
09:42That is Lord of the Rings.
09:44Yeah.
09:45Ain't nobody named Fatty in Game of Thrones?
09:49Yes.
09:49Your next one is going to be Fredegar Chubb.
09:53Wasn't the last one Fredegar also?
09:54Yes.
09:55I'll go Thrones.
09:58Carl, you were correct.
09:59This is another Lord of the Rings character.
10:01Why would it not be?
10:03I was trying to outthink it.
10:05Fredegar is like Justin in that way.
10:10All right.
10:10Your next character is Hot Pie.
10:14Yeah.
10:14Oh, I know this one.
10:16Hot Pie.
10:18You are all correct.
10:19That is a Game of Thrones character.
10:22Hot Pie.
10:23There he is.
10:24Hot Pie.
10:25Why is his name that?
10:26It's because he is an in-boy, right?
10:29He's a baker's apprentice.
10:30Yeah.
10:31Okay.
10:31Your next character is Bart the Bowman.
10:37Zeke, you got that correct.
10:39That is a Lord of the Rings Middle-earth character.
10:42Oh, yeah.
10:43Oh, it's that guy.
10:44Your next character is going to be Harry Doc Brandybuck.
10:50Harry Doc.
10:52Zeke, you are correct.
10:54That is a Lord of the Rings character.
10:56No.
10:56That's him?
10:57Yeah.
10:57Yeah.
10:58Mary Pippin?
10:59What you know about them Hobbit boys?
11:01Probably not a thing.
11:02Is this the Hobbit or the Lord of the Rings?
11:04That's genuinely impressive because I didn't know that was Mary's full name.
11:08I just know Mary and Pippin.
11:09Should I take over?
11:11Because I feel like he's not.
11:11No.
11:12I feel like he doesn't really know.
11:13You got one thing right.
11:14Relax.
11:15You're right.
11:16We're going to go to your last character, Amory Lorch.
11:22Everyone got that correct.
11:23That is a Game of Thrones character.
11:27So at the end of that shiny question, Ronnie, you had three correct.
11:31Oh, okay.
11:32Carl, you had five correct.
11:34Zeke, you had six correct, which means you get the point for that shiny question.
11:38Yeah.
11:38How many questions was that?
11:39Seven.
11:40Seven.
11:40So I got three right.
11:42So for y'all at home, I spammed the whole time it was all Game of Thrones.
11:45I don't think I changed it one time to the ring part.
11:47So it goes to show you about how you beat math test or just test in general,
11:51where it's just like, hey, if you do right, that's like a 50% almost.
11:55Almost.
11:55Almost.
11:56A 50% is still a failing grade.
11:57Hey, man, depending on what school you go to.
11:59It depends on what school you go to.
12:01So look at your school's curriculum percentage and just see what you're doing.
12:05I'll talk to y'all something.
12:06All right.
12:07So our scores are Ronnie with two, Carl with zero, Zeke with three.
12:11I thought I got one.
12:12No.
12:13So let's move on to your next statement.
12:17Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony.
12:20Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
12:22This coincided with the arrival of Sozin's Comet,
12:25a celestial event that happens every 50 years and grants firebenders extraordinary power.
12:32Actually, that event happens every 100 years.
12:35That is correct.
12:39I'm sorry.
12:40What's happening?
12:41Y'all thought I didn't know Avatar, huh?
12:44Come on, Brian.
12:45Come on.
12:46Come on.
12:48Yes, Sozin's Comet actually arrives every 100 years.
12:51The Warhead started 100 years ago at the beginning of the show,
12:54and the Comet was due to arrive by the end of the summer.
12:57So that is a point for Ronnie, bringing him up to three points.
13:00I'm genuinely impressed.
13:01Yeah.
13:01And I'm going to say this 100 to F to y'all, just so y'all know,
13:04because y'all started bravado just now.
13:05I honestly was really scared that I was going to be wrong.
13:09And it goes to show you, sometimes you got to be like,
13:11I don't know, but just make them believe that you believe it.
13:13Great job, Ronnie.
13:14Let's move to our next statement.
13:17At the end of Midsommar, Danny is the only one left standing
13:20after a dizzying dance around the maypole.
13:23I'm saying that again.
13:24I'm saying that again, please.
13:26No, you got to keep that in.
13:27Around the maypole.
13:31We just go back to that.
13:34Danny is the only one left standing
13:36after a dizzying dance around the maypole.
13:38The villagers of Harga crown her queen of the flowers
13:41and ask her to make a difficult choice.
13:44Sacrifice her boyfriend, Christian,
13:45or sacrifice a random villager.
13:48Zeke.
13:49Um, actually, sacrifice herself?
13:51No, that is incorrect.
13:53Um, actually, it wasn't a difficult choice for her.
13:55She wanted to do it.
13:57I mean...
13:58I remember this part.
13:59Yeah, I mean, like, you could tell after she did it,
14:02but it seemed difficult at first.
14:06Ronnie.
14:07Um, actually, it wasn't a random villager.
14:11Oh, no, it was a random villager.
14:12Got you.
14:12Okay, all right.
14:13Um, actually, they tried to crown her queen of the maypole.
14:18Sometimes you go back for a bit.
14:20Okay, you were real funny.
14:22You found out what was incorrect,
14:24but queen of the maypole isn't what the actual name was,
14:27so I'm gonna give these two a chance.
14:30Um, um, actually, queen of the night.
14:35That is incorrect.
14:36Oh, okay.
14:37Um, actually, a midsummer's night's queen.
14:41Uh, great pun, but that is not what it was.
14:44So this point goes to Zeke.
14:46She was actually labeled the mayqueen, not queen of the flowers.
14:50Oh, okay.
14:51Can I give my point to Carl?
14:52No, I don't want your pity point.
14:54I'm gonna get some points.
14:55The game's not over.
14:56Yeah.
14:56I feel like it's winding down.
15:03I'm gonna get some.
15:06There's gonna be something here.
15:08All right, that is a point for Zeke,
15:10and we'll move on to our next statement.
15:13Each film in the Halloween franchise follows the carnage of Michael Myers,
15:17with one exception.
15:18Halloween 3 season of The Witch was John Carpenter's attempt
15:21to turn the series into an anthology with all new characters.
15:24Instead of Michael Myers and his machete, the villain of Halloween 3 is an evil factory owner
15:30who wields androids and the magic of Stonehenge to terrorize his victims.
15:35Um, actually, he didn't have any androids.
15:37He did have androids.
15:39That movie came out in the 80s.
15:40Yes, but they were always thinking about robots back then.
15:43Ah.
15:44Um, actually, it wasn't the magic of Stonehenge to terrorize his victims.
15:49It was the magic of Stonehenge.
15:51I'm sorry, it was, in fact, the magic of Stonehenge.
15:54Yeah, the way he says it, it makes us like, oh, oh.
15:56Yeah.
15:56You're very good at that.
15:57You're very good at making, hurting people's feelings.
16:00Um, actually, it's Halloween 4.
16:02No, it is Halloween 3.
16:03Oh!
16:04Michael Myers has a chainsaw.
16:07Pfft.
16:08Carl, you did find out what's wrong.
16:11You did find out what's wrong.
16:13That's the good news.
16:14The bad news is you didn't say a match.
16:18If it ain't a chainsaw, wait, okay.
16:20I think it's pretty simple.
16:22But it's a long knife.
16:24Wait, Michael Myers got a butcher knife.
16:26Is anyone gonna buzz in?
16:27For what purpose?
16:29Because when someone doesn't say, um, actually,
16:31it opens it up and you can buzz back in.
16:33Oh, I thought it was over with.
16:34Um, actually!
16:35Yes?
16:36Um, actually, Michael Myers didn't have a machete.
16:41He had a butcher knife.
16:43Give me my points, big dog!
16:48Yeah, I think we gotta give you the points.
16:52Since we pointed out that you did say a match,
16:54and y'all sat there for silence.
16:56What's happening?
16:57I thought it was over with.
16:58I thought it was done.
17:00That is a point for Carl.
17:01Michael Myers has a knife, not a chainsaw.
17:05I've never seen Michael Myers with a chainsaw in my life.
17:07Who got the chainsaw?
17:08That's the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
17:12No, what's my man with the mask?
17:14Jason.
17:14Jason, what does Jason have?
17:15He got the machete.
17:16Jason has a machete.
17:18Texas Chainsaw Massacre has a chainsaw.
17:21And he's got a knife.
17:22Right.
17:24All right, so...
17:25Next question, please.
17:26Yeah, that brings us to one point for Carl,
17:29three points for Roddy, and four points for Zeke.
17:31Oh, I'm not that far behind.
17:32I feel like I got more than that, but...
17:33And that brings us to our next shiny question.
17:36Woo! My favorite.
17:37Something, something, something.
17:45So as you can tell with your three-sided paddle in front of you,
17:48there are three things on it.
17:50There's Thing from the Addams Family,
17:52The Thing from the Fantastic Four,
17:55and then there's The Thing from the Thing movie.
17:57I'm going to read off a fact,
17:59and then you will just turn to which of the things you believe that fact belongs to.
18:04We'll lock it in, and then whoever has the most wins the point.
18:07So, your first fact.
18:09This Thing is usually right, but sometimes has been left.
18:17Everyone's correct.
18:19That is Thing from the Addams Family.
18:22This Thing has no one defined form because the director didn't just want another guy in a suit.
18:34It would turn over records, arm wrestle, light cigars, and hold yarn.
18:54Everyone is correct.
18:55But I will say, Carl, before I even said the catchphrase, you turned.
18:58You've been watching some wrestling, huh?
19:00No.
19:04Full stop.
19:06All right.
19:07It took 50 people to operate the puppet of this thing in its final confrontation.
19:15You all are correct about that one.
19:18This thing's full name is Thing T Thing.
19:24That is right.
19:25You got that correct.
19:26That is the Thing from Addams Family.
19:28This Thing named himself.
19:33Zeke and Carl, you're correct.
19:35It is Thing from Fantastic Four.
19:39Of the Things, this Thing has appeared in way more media than the rest.
19:48Zeke and Carl, you're correct.
19:50It is The Thing.
19:52Ben Grimm.
19:52This Thing originally served as a test pilot during World War II.
19:59Carl and Ronnie, you're correct.
20:00That is Ben Grimm again.
20:03Interesting.
20:03This Thing has the earliest appearance of all the things.
20:13It is The Thing from The Thing.
20:16Oh, wow.
20:17So that is going to be Zeke.
20:19Yeah.
20:19So it's based on a novella that came out in the 1930s.
20:23And so it comes from that.
20:25So The Thing technically exists then.
20:27Obviously, Adam's family and Ben Grimm come before the movie.
20:31But technically, that one is first.
20:33Wow.
20:34All right.
20:35So, Ronnie, you had six correct.
20:38Carl and Zeke tied with nine correct.
20:41So that is a point for the both of them.
20:43Oh, wow.
20:44That brings our scores to Carl with two,
20:46Ronnie with three, and Zeke with five.
20:49Thor Ragnarok.
20:51It is time for our next statement.
20:54Some household movies wouldn't have been the same
20:57if they had their first pick of stars cast in leading roles.
21:01For instance, Tom Selleck turned down the role of Indiana Jones
21:04because he was too busy with Magnum P.I.
21:06Eric Stoltz was fired as Marty McFly after weeks of shooting Back to the Future
21:11because his acting was too intense and dramatic.
21:14And Bad Boys was a script originally written for the Wayans Brothers.
21:18Ronnie, you buzzed in first.
21:20Um, actually, it was not a script that was written for the Wayans Brothers.
21:23Do you know who it was originally written for?
21:26That's two white guys.
21:26It's like Dana Carvey and John Lovitz.
21:28That is correct.
21:30I knew, I knew.
21:31And I was, you saw the buzzer because I knew the answer to this shit.
21:35I was like, damn, he got it fucking right.
21:37Yeah.
21:38Wait, that was both, those were both correct?
21:40That's correct, yeah.
21:41Wow.
21:41What a different movie that would be.
21:44For sure.
21:44We live together.
21:45We ride together.
21:46Yeah, Bad Boys.
21:48Bad Boys.
21:48Bad Boys.
21:50I also can't imagine them working for a Michael Bay flick.
21:53Like, that's the opposite of their vibe.
21:56Yeah.
21:56Imagine John, imagine John Lovitz running down the beach in Miami with his shirt off.
22:01Give me my points, big dog.
22:02Yeah, points for Ronnie.
22:03It was, that, that, that, like this made, that actually made me feel kind of nerdy, actually.
22:07Now I see how, now I see how y'all be feeling when y'all be getting all those Star
22:10Trek questions, right?
22:11Oh, I'm hungry for it now.
22:13I need more.
22:14Well, uh, let's move on to our next statement.
22:17Kirby is known for swallowing his foes and absorbing their powers.
22:21But in the game Kirby and the Forgotten Land, he gains a horrifying new power to chew his food,
22:25known as mouthful mode.
22:27Zeke.
22:28Um, actually, I don't know the answer, but I think the game is Kirby and the Forgotten Land is not
22:32correct.
22:33I think it's a different name.
22:34That is the game Kirby and the Forgotten Land.
22:36So that is not what is incorrect about this.
22:38Um, actually, he doesn't gain horrifying new power.
22:42It's actually a cool new power to chew his food, known as mouthful mode.
22:46I mean, some would call that horrifying, but...
22:49I don't know.
22:49That feels kind of subjective to me.
22:51Well, the, the descriptor isn't what's wrong about this.
22:54Okay.
22:55Carl.
22:56Um, actually, it's not known as mouthful mode.
22:59It is known as mouthful mode.
23:00Damn.
23:01Um, actually, he doesn't absorb the people's, his foe's power, uh, when he swallows them.
23:07Oh, yeah.
23:08No, that's his, like, main thing.
23:10He does observe.
23:11I never played it.
23:12I never played it.
23:13Uh, um, actually, it's, the mouthful mode is not that he gets to chew the food.
23:19That is correct.
23:20Mouthful mode actually describes Kirby's ability to stretch himself over an object he can't swallow.
23:26So he just, like, he just takes, he just stretches over it.
23:30This feels like something freaky Kirby is doing.
23:32Yeah.
23:33Stretching over the car like that?
23:34Yeah, yeah.
23:34I don't know.
23:35He's getting some sort of erotic pleasure from this.
23:38Time for final shiny question of the game.
23:41Oh, no.
23:41This is Wrecking Crew, and we're taking it to the shiny stage.
23:50Building with Lego bricks is great, but removing them can be a pain.
23:54You've got three identical, diabolical Lego creations.
23:57Using a Lego separator, get each of these pieces apart as fast as possible.
24:02The player that disassembles their monstrosity first gets the point.
24:06In three, two, one, begin.
24:09I came in like a Wrecking Crew.
24:15Oh, it's getting hard.
24:17I got cocky at first.
24:21That's how last ones were up.
24:23Yeah.
24:29Oh, wow.
24:30Oh.
24:33No, I'm wrong.
24:35Every single piece separated.
24:39Zeke, I'm looking at 45 seconds, 0.198.
24:44Carl, 41 seconds, 0.659.
24:47And for the suspense, ooh, 43 seconds, 0.587.
24:53But he went back for more.
24:54He went back.
24:54Well, and I will say this.
24:56Y'all need to go back and look at the camera.
24:58Because Carl's thing exploded on my side.
25:01So when I was done, I looked down and said, oh, I got two more.
25:04And I think that was from his thing.
25:06Oh, so my thing exploded back onto your thing?
25:10Where's your white top thing at?
25:12Where's this thing?
25:12On the ground.
25:13Where?
25:14Oh, maybe it's right there.
25:15Exactly.
25:16But that one ain't got no other.
25:16That's what I'm saying.
25:17I was still finished before you.
25:19No, you weren't.
25:19Because you still had stuff over here that wanted to be done.
25:21That's done.
25:22Because I took it apart.
25:24That's when I went back.
25:26G.M.P.B.D.
25:28Give me my point, big dog.
25:32Check the tape.
25:33You can see very clearly it did jump over onto this side.
25:37Carl was done, but he's not done because his stuff is still done.
25:39I'm done.
25:40That's me.
25:40Then I went, oh, something over here.
25:42Let me go get Carl's stuff.
25:43Carl, I'm sorry.
25:44It went out of bounds.
25:45And I understand that that's difficult.
25:47I'll take my L.
25:48I'll take my L's because I turn my L's into lessons.
25:50That's what I do.
25:51All right.
25:52Look at the smile of somebody who thought they won.
25:57So, Carl, you had the fastest time since we have to disqualify you
26:02for not finishing your disassemblement.
26:04Ronnie gets the point for that shiny question.
26:07What's the acronym, Carl?
26:08Give it to me.
26:09Nah, you ain't getting my acronym.
26:10It's my acronym.
26:11Give me my points, big dog.
26:12Give me my points, big dog.
26:14That brings our scores to two for Carl, five for Ronnie, six for Zeke.
26:18It's time for our final statement, which is always...
26:22Come on, man.
26:23Get some more cards in the back.
26:25Get some more cards in the back.
26:26Which is always concerns real life skills.
26:34Newborns need a lot of stuff.
26:36Outside of cribs, blankets, and clothes,
26:38they also go through an average of three diapers daily.
26:41The amount they need to eat is based on their weight,
26:43with the suggested 90 to 140 calories per kilogram of baby per day.
26:48Ronnie.
26:49Actually, they go through more than three diapers a day.
26:52That is correct.
26:53Do you have a guess as to how many?
26:56Is this like a price is right type of situation?
26:58I mean, it's going to be your point either way, because even if you're wrong,
27:01they get to guess, but you can give like a range.
27:04I want to say it's like 20.
27:06It is not 20.
27:07Carl?
27:08Um, actually, it's like 10 diapers a day.
27:11Okay.
27:12Um, actually, it's nine diapers a day.
27:15I think...
27:16We should have clarified.
27:17Is it price is right rule?
27:19You did ask that.
27:21It was not really the answer.
27:22You said give a range.
27:24The answer is 8 to 12 per day,
27:27which would mean Carl would be in the middle.
27:30GMP BD.
27:33GMP BD.
27:34But you also said that Ronnie gets the point no matter what.
27:36Yeah, that's why I took the shot.
27:38You did say that.
27:39Well, yeah, I meant like you got the point no matter what,
27:42unless they can get the right.
27:44Okay, but they didn't get it right.
27:45We didn't.
27:45They didn't date.
27:46Not 8 to 12.
27:47What's the median of 8 to 12?
27:49So didn't they both get a point?
27:50No, GMP BD.
27:52I'ma let you decide.
27:54If he is losing control of his show.
27:56I mean, what's the median of 8 to 12, you know?
27:59GMP BD.
28:01GMP BD.
28:02This is the last question.
28:03I mean, I got to say, Brian, before you even answer.
28:05I mean, he already did answer.
28:06But hold the point.
28:07He just said a word.
28:08He just said some words.
28:09Like, you got to think about it.
28:10Like, for this show, you need ratings.
28:13Like, ratings is a thing that shows love.
28:15Now, mind you, I'm down by one point to Z.
28:17So if you were to do something crazy,
28:19like, just give me my point.
28:21I mean, the people up top, like Sam Rice and whoever else
28:23writes checks, they'll be like,
28:25you did it, big dog.
28:26You did it.
28:27You created what we needed for more we needed.
28:29I'm just saying.
28:29But, you know, do your thing.
28:30I'm just saying.
28:31Do your thing.
28:32What do you think happens if you and Zeke tie?
28:34I don't know.
28:35Yeah, y'all would just both win.
28:36No, I don't think so.
28:37I think y'all do like the magnum round.
28:38No, I'm telling you.
28:39I was like, you.
28:40We don't know.
28:41It ain't never happened before.
28:42So we don't know.
28:42No, it's happened before.
28:43We don't know.
28:43I watched every episode of Um Actually,
28:45and it's never happened.
28:45It's happened any time.
28:47Every episode I watched of Um Actually,
28:48it's never happened.
28:49It's happened quite often.
28:51So that point goes to Carl,
28:53bringing our scores to Carl with three points,
28:56Ronnie with five,
28:57and our winner for today with six points,
29:00Zeke Nicholson.
29:01Thank you all for playing
29:02and thank you for watching.
29:04Join us next time for even more pedantic corrections
29:06here on Um Actually.
29:08I'm just going to say it plain and simple.
29:10This was rigged.
29:11I was robbed.
29:12I should have never even agreed to do this
29:14because I knew Ify always had something up his sleeve.
29:17He always had something against me.
29:18I knew I was going to win from the beginning,
29:20and I won when it was all done.
29:23Bad object work.
29:24How big is that cigarette?
29:24It's a huge cigarette.
29:25It's a cigar.
29:26It's a cigar.
29:27So you smoke a cigar like this?
29:28Yeah, I keep a cigar in packs in my front pocket.
29:30I can tell you why I didn't win,
29:32and that's earlier I corrected Ify
29:35because he said machete and not machete,
29:37and he's been holding that grudge for the rest of the show.
29:40So when it was time to do the right thing
29:42and give me the point,
29:42he decided to give it to Carl out of spite for me.
29:45And this is lore for the comment section.
29:47Everything y'all think about Ify is true.
29:51That's just that.
29:53That's just that.
29:54These are some of my closest friends, mind you.
29:56Aw, it's okay.
29:57You're real.
29:57We are not out.ido?
29:58I want
29:58dip it up. Scripture is
29:58a good sign. At this
29:58point, Charlie Kiko... Oh,
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