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00:07From Video 6P and Rockefeller Center in the heart of New York City,
00:11it's the Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.
00:17Tonight, join Jimmy and his guests, Emily Blunt, Jeff Hanks,
00:22comedian Francesco DiCaro, and featuring Steve's legendary Ruth Coates.
00:28$22.83!
00:30And now, here is Jimmy Fallon!
00:38Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:42Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:44Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:46Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:49Oh, man!
01:01Come on.
01:03Ah! I love you!
01:05Ah, thank you very much. Enjoy yourself. Enjoy yourself.
01:08Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome.
01:10Welcome to The Tonight Show.
01:12You're here. Thank you. You made it.
01:17Let's get to some news.
01:18Guys, today in Washington, King Charles made a historic address
01:22to a joint session of Congress.
01:24That was the first time a king addressed Congress
01:26since President Trump spoke at the State of the Union.
01:35Yeah.
01:36This afternoon, King Charles delivered an address
01:39to a joint session of Congress,
01:40and lawmakers had a lot to say about it.
01:42For instance, first up, Senator Angus King said...
01:51And Congressman Richard Neal said...
01:59And Congresswoman Virginia Fox said...
02:12Then Congressman Dan Goldman said...
02:16Man, I wanted to see that dude drippin' in...
02:19...well, my last name.
02:23And...
02:26Then Congressman John Mulenar said...
02:30Yeah, that guy must have so much money...
02:35...with oot, a dude.
02:36He's a multi...
02:38Well, my last name.
02:42Wow. Wow. Wow.
02:46Then Congressman Troy Balderson said...
02:50You know, his, well, my last name.
03:00Then Senator Ted Budd said...
03:09And Congressman Dusty Johnson said...
03:12I'm so excited I could feel it in my, well, my full name.
03:21And finally, King Charles said...
03:23It was an honor to speak before Congress and, well...
03:25Wait, what the hell is my last name?
03:28Nobody knows.
03:30Nobody...
03:35Meanwhile, this morning, Trump delivered a speech
03:37on the South Lawn where he said that his mother had a crush
03:40on Charles, because he was so cute.
03:44Charles was like...
03:45Aw, and my mother also said things about you.
03:51You guys see this?
03:52The State Department is introducing new passports
03:54with Trump's face on them to celebrate
03:56America's 250th anniversary.
03:58Take a look.
04:00Wow.
04:02It's hard to tell who looks more upset about Trump
04:04being on that passport, you or him.
04:07And finally, I read that Disneyland will now use
04:09facial recognition technology to reduce fraud.
04:13Meanwhile, Busch Gardens is still letting guests pay
04:15for tickets using loose cigarettes.
04:17We have a great show.
04:18Give it up for The Roots, everybody.
04:20Y'all better be a nerd, of course it does,
04:23to get the bait, since you don't get nauseous,
04:24effective or contaminated.
04:26Turn on the stereo, have a conversation activated.
04:29Whoa!
04:31What a show we have for you tonight.
04:33She stars in the highly anticipated new movie,
04:35The Devil Wears Prada 2, which hits theaters Friday.
04:39Emily Blunt is here tonight!
04:42The best.
04:44Delighted.
04:45Love Emily Blunt.
04:47Uh, he stars in Netflix's number one comedy series,
04:52Running Point.
04:53Season two is out now.
04:54Chet Hanks is joining us!
04:59And we got great stand-up from Francesco De Carlo!
05:08Very funny.
05:10Did you guys see this?
05:11The Philadelphia Museum of Art recently moved the famous
05:15Rocky statue from its spot outside the building to inside.
05:18Oh.
05:19Yeah.
05:20Well, we wanted to find out how people felt about this.
05:22But instead of sending a reporter out to get the word on the streets,
05:26we're gonna keep it right here, in the studio.
05:28It's time for Word on the Seats.
05:37Let's go now to our reporter Chip Kane,
05:40who I believe is on the east side of the audience.
05:42Chip?
05:43Hi, Jimmy.
05:44I'm reporting live from the east side of the audience,
05:47where people are absolutely buzzing over this news.
05:50Statue inside, statue outside, everyone's got an opinion.
05:54In fact, I was just talking with audience member Glenn Carroll here,
05:58who said he's happy the statue is moving inside,
06:00because it was becoming a bit of a distraction for him.
06:03He was so obsessed with it, he'd sometimes stare at it for days on end,
06:07living on a diet of Red Bull and David bars.
06:09In fact, he became so obsessed, he missed his daughter's last two birthdays.
06:14Ooh.
06:14It's a tough issue over here, Jimmy, but people are making their choices.
06:18Well, thank you very much, Chip.
06:19Uh, for a different perspective, let's check in with Rose Henley,
06:22who's reporting from the back of the audience.
06:24Rose?
06:25Well, Jimmy, up here, the mood is very grim.
06:28This man just told me that it's a shame to hide such a beautiful statue
06:33away from the public, as he is quite the lover of statues.
06:36And you went on to clarify that when you say a lover of statues,
06:41you mean that literally.
06:42You're married to a statue.
06:44Let's see the picture.
06:49Wow.
06:50It's an audience divided, Jimmy.
06:52Back to you.
06:53Well, we wanted to dive even deeper into the minds of our audience,
06:57so we sent our reporter, Neil Sampson, undercover to live amongst them
07:01and get their unfiltered and raw opinions.
07:03So let's reveal that undercover reporter now.
07:09Hi, Jimmy.
07:10Wow.
07:11For the last 30 minutes or so, I have lived undercover as a plainclothes
07:16audience member, learning their ways, observing, and gaining their trust.
07:20But my journey didn't start here.
07:23I've been training for this moment for years.
07:26This is the Audience Institute of America.
07:30In spring 2024, I enrolled here at the country's leading audience training facility.
07:35And after nearly two years of intensive applause training and developing a foolproof backstory,
07:42all that was left was to live among the audience and get their unfiltered opinions.
07:48You've got it!
07:49And now, to put my audience training to the test.
07:53I'm excited for the show, guys.
07:55Yeah?
07:55Yeah.
07:56I drove all the way here from Connecticut, where I live with my wife, Jessica,
08:00and my dog, Taffy.
08:01Yeah.
08:02Nice.
08:03Yeah, thanks.
08:04Hey, by the way, what do you think of this whole Rocky statue situation?
08:10I'm not familiar with it.
08:12You know, in Philadelphia, they have that Rocky statue?
08:15Well, they're moving it from outside the museum to inside.
08:19What do you think about that?
08:21I like it outside.
08:22Yeah?
08:22I like it outside.
08:24Yeah.
08:25I like it outside.
08:27You like it outside.
08:28You like it outside.
08:28Yeah, me too.
08:37Well, there you have it, Jimmy.
08:41When the audience thought they were talking to one of their own, the truth came out.
08:45They like the statue outside.
08:48Thank you once again for your great work, Neil.
08:51Daring stuff.
08:52That's all the time we have for Word on the Seats.
08:55We'll be right back with Emily Blunt.
08:57Come on back.
08:58Get it by your force and it's no remorse.
09:01When I'm blasting off like you've been asking for.
09:04Blooming.
09:07Blooming.
09:08Blooming.
09:08Blooming.
09:09Blooming.
09:09I don't want to say what I think you're saying.
09:16You're right here.
09:17Check it out.
09:18T-H-O-U-G-A.
09:21Our first guest is an Oscar-nominated actress.
09:24She stars in the highly anticipated new movie The Devil Wears Prada 2.
09:28Yes!
09:31In his theaters Friday, please welcome Emily Blunt!
09:35All night, all night, don't start so devil high.
09:40All night, all night, don't start so devil high.
09:44That's right. All night, all night.
09:47That's right. Come on!
09:49Don't start so devil high.
09:50All night, all night, they love you!
09:53Come on! Feel the love!
09:55Feel the love for Emily Blunt.
09:59Welcome back, my friend. Nice to see you.
10:01How are you doing?
10:02I'm doing great. The movie's out.
10:04It's coming.
10:05It's Friday. It's out. Congratulations.
10:07I know. We're everywhere.
10:09Yeah. It's got to stop.
10:10How's the fam? How's everybody? How's John?
10:13Everyone's so great.
10:14And the girls? The kids are great.
10:15They're very, very sweet and very cool now.
10:18Ooh, are they? Yeah, 12 and 9.
10:20Yes. Are yours extra cool now?
10:22Yes, mine are 12. Yes, they are extra cool.
10:24Do they still like you very much?
10:26Yes. They do. My kids like me.
10:28Mine do, too.
10:29Yeah, everyone keeps telling me that they won't.
10:30Yeah, but mine are kind of still sweet.
10:32They kind of still take me. Me, too.
10:33I go, okay, maybe your kids don't like you,
10:35but my kids like me, yeah.
10:36But they have... I love their interest in new things and fun.
10:40What are yours into?
10:41My younger one's into acting, and she's into fashion.
10:45Yeah, mine are really into fashion.
10:47What fashion are the kids into?
10:49I mean, everything, but they want zero advice from me.
10:52I was like, guys, I'm in a pretty big fashion movie,
10:55but they were like...
10:56Kind of a big deal?
10:57Yeah, it's like a no-notes-thanks situation.
11:00Oh, yeah. Yeah, I think...
11:01Are they hoodies right now and all that stuff?
11:03Yeah, my older one is more like Avril Lavigne.
11:06Yeah. And my little one's like Jennifer Lopez.
11:10Yeah. I love that. They should get your advice.
11:13I mean, look at you right here.
11:14You and Mom and Dad. This is the headline.
11:16Emily Blunt and John Krasinski are such a vibe
11:18at the 2026 Golden Globes.
11:21Such a vibe.
11:23Okay, turtleneck.
11:24Okay, turtleneck.
11:26Okay, so I'll be honest.
11:28I mean, do you rock a turtleneck?
11:30I don't, but I would love to, maybe.
11:32So I have a full-organ rejection to turtlenecks, usually.
11:37But when John pitched me this outfit and he was like,
11:41and it's a turtleneck, I had to compose my face
11:44into, like, impassive, oh, that sounds great, you know.
11:48But then when I saw it, I thought you looked like Michael Caine.
11:51He looked so cool.
11:52He does look like young Michael Caine.
11:54He looks so cool.
11:54He does look cool, so...
11:5560s vibe.
11:56Yeah, yeah, but maybe...
11:57But normally a man in a turtleneck gives me the ick, you know.
12:02Yeah, that's what...
12:03Sorry to any turtleneck wearers tonight.
12:05No, no one's wearing a turtleneck here.
12:06No, no, no.
12:07What else are your ick for men's fashion?
12:09I really don't like one of those...
12:12Like, I don't mind, like, a James Dean leather jacket,
12:16but if we're looking at, like, a dad leather jacket...
12:19You know where it's, like, a little bomber jacket
12:21and it's very shiny?
12:22A little fitted?
12:22And tight.
12:23A little tight?
12:24And cropped.
12:24And no collar?
12:25No collar.
12:26No, I can't.
12:26Exactly.
12:27No, I don't do that either.
12:28I can't do it.
12:29I tried.
12:29What are your icks for...
12:31I tried to wear one of those jackets.
12:33I just couldn't pull it off.
12:34It was so embarrassing.
12:35I've tried so many...
12:36I've had so many bad decisions, fashion decisions, terrible.
12:38I remember I went to some fashion awards here in New York,
12:43and, you know, I was kind of...
12:44My pants were kind of high-water pants.
12:46What's that?
12:47Well, high-water is, like, when you have, like, you know...
12:49They're up a little high.
12:50So I was like, okay...
12:51Ankle swingers.
12:53Ankle swingers?
12:53Ankle swingers.
12:54Yes, of course. That's what I meant.
12:55And so...
12:58Never heard... Okay. Yes.
12:59No, by the way...
13:00They all know ankle swingers?
13:01I love that I've coined... That is not a phrase.
13:03I just, like, came up with it.
13:03No, but they've got an applause break.
13:05Yeah, they love it.
13:06Very nice. Ankle swingers.
13:07Ankle swingers and a turtleneck.
13:09That would be a vibe.
13:10No, but I... So I thought I would be advanced.
13:13I thought I was, like, a fashion designer.
13:15So I go, hey, when you're doing my...
13:16When I tailor my suit and my cuffs,
13:18maybe I make my cuff, like, up to here.
13:20Why?
13:21Why?
13:22Why did you say that?
13:23Why would I do that?
13:24Because I thought I was a fashion designer,
13:26and I was like, people are going to flip.
13:30I am going to be in Cosmopolitan magazine.
13:33Yeah, and what happened?
13:34Everyone made fun of me, and it was...
13:36Are you searching for this the moment I leave your shirt?
13:38Not only that, but I had a light pink shirt.
13:41Okay.
13:41And I had light pink socks.
13:43Mm.
13:44And people thought I was wearing white socks.
13:46Yeah.
13:46Like, tube socks.
13:47But you can't wear pink socks in high water.
13:50You know that.
13:51I was never invited back to this award show.
13:52That was the end of that.
13:54But I have luckily been around, and disaster.
13:58I always get in trouble and also if I...
14:00Did I ever tell you that I thought I was going to be friends
14:03with Anna Wintour?
14:04What happened?
14:05Why didn't she want to be friends with you?
14:06No, she does.
14:07We are friends-ish, but I wanted to be actually...
14:08Friends-ish.
14:09Buds.
14:10I wanted to be like buds.
14:11Like, I go, hey, I see her all the time at Broadway shows,
14:13and I go, me and Anna Wintour, we could be friends.
14:16She's really fun.
14:17I know.
14:17And cool.
14:18So, weirdly enough, I got her my e-mail.
14:21I go, send me an e-mail.
14:22I'll go to a show with you and hang out.
14:23She goes, great.
14:24So, on that week, on Saturday morning,
14:28I get an e-mail from Anna Wintour.
14:30Jimmy, I'd love your advice.
14:33So, I go, what?
14:34So, I wake up, and I'm reading this e-mail,
14:36and my wife's like, who's it from?
14:38I go, Anna Wintour wants my advice.
14:40My wife's like, why would she want your advice?
14:44Because we're friends, and this is what friends do.
14:46What was it about?
14:47I don't even know what it was about.
14:48Was it about fashion?
14:49I think so.
14:50So, I started working on my e-mail back,
14:52and I spent like an hour, I just hopped out of bed,
14:55and I go, I was pacing.
14:56I worked on this e-mail.
14:57I really want to know what she wanted advice on.
15:00You need to find this e-mail.
15:01I used the word mystique at one point, and it was terrible.
15:06And I go, okay, and I sent it, and I go, whoosh.
15:10And as soon as I sent it, I saw there was an e-mail
15:12in my inbox from Anna.
15:13She goes, disregard that.
15:15I sent it to the wrong person.
15:18It spent like two hours.
15:21I spent two hours on a response.
15:23And used words like mystique.
15:26Mystique.
15:27What am I talking about?
15:28Oh, God.
15:29Well, of course she doesn't want my advice.
15:31That is a fantastic story.
15:33But I do love her, and she's so fun.
15:35Every time I see her, she's like, I love that e-mail.
15:37I was like, yeah, right.
15:39What is going on with A Quiet Place 3?
15:41Can we give any scoop on that?
15:42Because I know John's writing it, and...
15:44He starts shooting really soon.
15:46Yeah, he's been writing it.
15:48He's one of these weird, sort of beautiful mind people.
15:51He goes up, he has Post-its everywhere, and he's like that,
15:53for, like, months.
15:54Yeah, I love that.
15:55Recognizing it.
15:55He does great stuff.
15:56To the point where I'm like, please write this movie.
15:58Stop Post-iting our house.
16:00Does he ask for advice instead?
16:02Do you run scenes with them?
16:03Sometimes, no.
16:05Okay.
16:05But sometimes he'll pitch me an idea.
16:08But I'm not very good out of context.
16:09I'd rather he write it, and then I'll read the whole thing.
16:12Yeah.
16:12And then he's in traction with nerves as everyone starts to read it.
16:16But then, I mean, he's brilliant.
16:18I'm awestruck by it.
16:20He's brilliant, yeah.
16:20He's a freak.
16:21Yeah.
16:21Do you ask him, like, hey, maybe write this scene in A Quiet Place 3 for me.
16:25Just make a little...
16:26Like, let's set it on a beach this time.
16:28I wish...
16:28I mean, the only thing I'm sort of praying for is maybe slightly less action.
16:32There's a lot of running in A Quiet Place 1 and 2.
16:35You can't have less action.
16:36No, and I had, like, one bad knee before I started the franchise, and now I have two
16:41bad knees.
16:41Oh, my God.
16:42Because it's Quiet Place.
16:43After John was like, hey, could you do, like, a fake stumble?
16:46And I did and botched the other one up.
16:47So, it's just...
16:48So, I'm sort of hoping to kind of sit quietly in A Quiet Place 3.
16:52Yeah, sit quietly.
16:53That could be the slogan.
16:54Absolutely.
16:54Yeah, sit quietly.
16:55I love that.
16:56Let's talk about Devil Wears Prada 2.
16:58Okay.
16:58Everyone's excited about this book.
17:00It's back.
17:01We've been waiting for this movie for two decades.
17:05And it's finally almost here.
17:07This is your fourth time working with Meryl Streep.
17:09I know.
17:10Who is just the coolest.
17:11I can't figure out who's stalking who in these movies, but she is the coolest person ever.
17:16Do you know she's good at, like, everything?
17:18Yeah, she is, right?
17:18Of course, she's brilliant at acting, but she's an amazing drawer.
17:22Yes.
17:22Is that a word?
17:23A drawer?
17:24Sure.
17:24Let's say artist.
17:26She's an amazing artist.
17:27She knits brilliantly, and she does the most astonishing pratfall, which I saw her do during
17:33Mary Poppins.
17:34She went from completely upright, like that, on the floor.
17:37She's funny.
17:37Yeah, she's great.
17:38And was fine.
17:39Like, unscathed.
17:40She was like, watch this, and did it.
17:42She knows how to do everything.
17:42Yeah.
17:43She's unreal.
17:44It's a great cast.
17:45I love everybody in this movie.
17:46I can't wait for you guys to see it.
17:47How do we set up where the sequel picks up?
17:49So, basically, we're on rather unstable ground, as the digital overlords rule the fashion
17:58industry now.
17:59Yes.
17:59And so you see Miranda in that sort of different dynamic, and my character Emily now has a
18:04top executive role at a big, high-end brand.
18:08Yes.
18:08So she's wielding power and loving it.
18:11Yes.
18:12Perfect.
18:13And it's super funny, by the way.
18:14If you guys need a good laugh, go check this movie out.
18:17It's so great.
18:18I want to show everyone a clip.
18:19Here's Emily Blunt in The Devil Wears Prada 2.
18:21Take a look.
18:23Luxury retail is the only sector of the fashion business that still makes money.
18:27That's it.
18:27Retail.
18:28Everything else, forget it.
18:29So, yes.
18:30Happy to be here, frankly.
18:31Because do you know that 20 years ago, a $100 handbag was considered a splurge.
18:35Brands like us have changed all that.
18:38Use logos and branding because everyone understands, everyone gets it, that your bag, your scarf,
18:44your perfume, your umbrella.
18:46Write this down.
18:47It tells the world who you are, what you care about.
18:50And now there's housewives in Banff who wouldn't dream of going out without one of our $3,000
18:55totes.
18:55And that's a good thing.
18:56I don't know.
18:57Is it a bad thing to bring beauty and design to everyone?
18:59Everyone who has $3,000.
19:01Have you heard of Christmas?
19:02Come on.
19:04That's what we're talking about.
19:05Emily Blunt!
19:06The Devil Wears Prada 2 is in theaters this Friday.
19:10When we come back, Emily and I are playing the Whisper Challenge.
19:19Oh, my gosh.
19:20Kate Huston told me to ask you what happened.
19:23Did you get stuck in Columbia or something?
19:24I did.
19:25I did get stuck in Columbia.
19:26So, I left my American passport at home, right?
19:29Okay.
19:29All right.
19:30Turns out, you need an American passport to get back into America.
19:36Yeah.
19:36See, I learn something new every day.
19:46Welcome back, everybody.
19:48We're hanging out with Emily Blunt now.
19:51Come on.
19:53We are going to play the Whisper Challenge.
20:01Whisper Challenge.
20:04Okay, here we go.
20:05Now, here's how the game works.
20:07One person puts on these headphones with loud music playing.
20:10You can play this game at home.
20:11Okay, then the other person picks up a card,
20:13reads the random word or phrase on that card,
20:16and the person wearing the headphones has to try and guess
20:18what they just said.
20:19Do you enunciate or just kind of mutter through it?
20:23It depends how nice you're being.
20:24Enunciate.
20:24No.
20:25Enunciate.
20:25Yeah, we're partners.
20:26Are we?
20:27Yes.
20:28So, it's not a competition.
20:29Not a competition.
20:30No, no, no.
20:30I don't believe you.
20:31No, we're a team.
20:32Here, you're going to love this.
20:33Okay.
20:34Get ready. It's loud.
20:35Is it the most awful tune ever?
20:36It is. Get ready.
20:39It's on?
20:40Who is it?
20:41It's loud, right?
20:41It's just loud music.
20:43All right, good. Ready? Here we go.
20:44Am I yelling?
20:45No.
20:48Okay.
20:49Okay.
20:53Harry Styles.
20:54Hungry sot.
20:59Harry Styles.
21:01Angry stunts?
21:03Harry.
21:04Angry.
21:05Styles.
21:07Tots.
21:08Angry tots?
21:12Harry?
21:13Is angry right?
21:20Harry.
21:22Harry.
21:23Harry Styles.
21:23Yes, that's right.
21:24That's right.
21:25That's right.
21:26All right, that's good.
21:27See how it works?
21:28Here we go.
21:29It could be names.
21:30I don't know.
21:30It's all right.
21:30Yeah, okay, good.
21:31Yeah, okay, good.
21:32All right, perfect.
21:33All right.
21:34We've got this.
21:34But I like angry tots.
21:35Angry tots as well.
21:36Angry tots is my favorite.
21:37Oh, wow.
21:38This is...
21:39Okay.
21:45Bloomin' onion.
21:47Poopy?
21:50Bloomin' onion.
21:54Turn it slow.
21:55Do it slow.
21:56Poopy?
21:58Bloomin'.
21:59Poopy.
22:01Blooming.
22:03Booby.
22:04Blooming.
22:06Bloo.
22:08Bloomin'.
22:09Bloomin'.
22:09I don't want to say what I think you're saying.
22:14It can't be that.
22:15Bloomin'.
22:16Bloomy.
22:23What are you doing?
22:24You can't say...
22:26Bloomy.
22:26No.
22:27Balloon man.
22:28No.
22:29To be honest, I don't even know.
22:31Bloomin' onion.
22:32Okay, let's do second word.
22:34It's the most offensive thing.
22:36Second word.
22:36Stop doing that.
22:37Stop doing that.
22:37Yes.
22:38Second word.
22:39Oh, second word.
22:40Chop.
22:41Oh, cry.
22:42Onion.
22:43Chop.
22:44Yep.
22:44Cry.
22:46Chop.
22:47Chop.
22:47Onion.
22:49Glass onion.
22:52Bloomin'.
22:52Bloomin' onion!
22:53Yes!
22:58Yes!
22:58When you have these headphones on, I swear to God, I'm like, I'm not saying that.
23:02And you were, like, saying it slower, like...
23:04I was like, hello, man.
23:06Yes, yes.
23:06Yes.
23:07You said it slower, and I'm like, okay, man.
23:09Oh, my God.
23:10That could be it, but I don't think it would be.
23:12So sorry.
23:12Oh, God.
23:13Bloomin' onion, of course.
23:14Bloomin' onion.
23:15Yes, fantastic.
23:15Applebee's, or Outback's.
23:17Okay.
23:17Yeah, here you go.
23:28Chic.
23:30No.
23:34Chic.
23:36Cheese.
23:37Chic.
23:39Cheese?
23:43Chic.
23:46Chic.
23:47G-E?
23:49Chic.
23:50Chic.
23:52Chic.
23:53Chic.
23:53Yes!
23:55That's impossible.
23:58That word is impossible.
23:59That is so cheating.
24:01Of course she's not gonna say chic.
24:03Chic.
24:03Oh, okay, maybe it's like a Devil Wears Pride theme to this.
24:06Maybe it's a fashion thing.
24:07Maybe it is.
24:08Alright, here we go, bud.
24:09We got this.
24:10We're doing well.
24:10We're doing great.
24:11Yes, here we go.
24:11For the last one, we're a team.
24:13I told you.
24:14Oh.
24:15Okay.
24:16You're gonna get this.
24:18I'm gonna get this, yep.
24:18Yeah.
24:19High heel shoes.
24:21Ikea store.
24:25High heel shoes.
24:28I kiss you.
24:29Sure.
24:32High.
24:32High.
24:34High.
24:35High.
24:37Yawning.
24:38High.
24:39High.
24:39High.
24:40High.
24:43High.
24:44High.
24:44Yep.
24:45Yep.
24:46High.
24:46Heel.
24:48Heel.
24:49Heel.
24:52High heels.
24:55High heels.
24:58Emily Blatt, everybody.
25:00The Devil Wears Pride of Two is indeed a surprise.
25:03More to that show after the break.
25:04Stick around.
25:05I think I can hear it.
25:06Did we get hints?
25:06I'm sorry.
25:07Like a fortune.
25:08Tell her around 595.
25:10Made the world illa.
25:11Tell her, whoa, God.
25:14From the floor of the basement, yeah.
25:16Y'all already know.
25:17If it danger, I'm gonna...
25:19Our next guest is a talented actor and musician
25:23starring in Netflix's number-one comedy series,
25:26Running Point. Season 2 is out now.
25:29Please welcome Chet Hanks!
25:43Ooh, nice form! That's what I'm talking about.
25:46Chet Hanks right there.
25:51Chet Hanks, you are crushing it right now, by the way.
25:55Your band, Something Out West,
25:57performed at Stagecoach this past weekend.
26:00Congratulations, bud. Thank you.
26:02And you're in the number-one show on Netflix.
26:04Come on. Thank you. Thank you.
26:07Last time you were on the show,
26:08we were talking about your band, Something Out West,
26:10and you were like, yeah, I'm working on it.
26:12I'm writing. We're working on a new song.
26:14And now you're performing at Stagecoach,
26:17which is Coachella, basically.
26:19It was a big deal. It was a big deal.
26:20It's only our second show.
26:22It was only our second performance ever.
26:24So I'm, like, trying to play catch-up.
26:25I was nervous. You know what I mean?
26:26Of course.
26:27Most bands, like, perform for years
26:29before they get to a stage like that.
26:30Of course.
26:31Do you know what you're gonna open with and close with?
26:33And, like, what are you gonna say to the crowd or anything?
26:36Yeah, that's the whole thing.
26:37It's like, you can know your set list,
26:38but when it's like, what am I gonna say?
26:40You know what I mean? You can't really, like, pre-plan that.
26:42No, you don't have a stand-up act.
26:43Exactly. So you just kind of got to, like,
26:45take it as it comes, I guess.
26:47But the show went really well.
26:48You did well. Yeah.
26:49Congrats. I saw that you, for your video for, uh,
26:52You Better Run, uh, you kind of, uh, channeled your-your dad.
26:56And here's you as far as...
26:58As far as come.
26:59You better run.
27:00Yeah. It makes sense.
27:01Yeah.
27:02Who thought of the idea?
27:03It was actually our drummer. He was like,
27:05You know what would be funny?
27:07Um, because, like, since the song is, like, called
27:10You Better Run, you know?
27:12And, like, in Forrest Gump, he runs.
27:16Yeah. Thank you.
27:17No spoilers. No spoilers. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:20If you guys did a parody of Forrest Gump.
27:22And I was like, that's a terrible idea.
27:25And then I thought about it for, like, five minutes,
27:27and I was like, that's actually hilarious.
27:29It's like a genius idea.
27:31And your-your dad actually did a cameo in the video,
27:33by the way. There he is, right there, next to you.
27:35Aw.
27:36Go check that out, you guys, on YouTube.
27:38Yeah.
27:40Yeah. Please.
27:41You Better Run is the name of the song.
27:43What did he say when you asked him to do it?
27:45Immediately, yes, or was he like...
27:47He was like... What other ideas are you getting?
27:48He was like, I'll do it, but it's gonna cost you.
27:52Father's Day, I want a big gift.
27:53I'll put you in touch with my agent.
27:54Yeah, exactly, yeah.
27:56I know you moved to Nashville to pursue country music.
27:58Yes.
27:59And you were telling me this,
28:00but you didn't tell me that you were gonna move
28:02to an RV park.
28:03Well, I was like, I don't like, um...
28:08Like, I didn't want to get an apartment.
28:10Right.
28:11Because I literally just got a condo in L.A.
28:13and I furnished it, you know?
28:15It was like my first, like, property, like, buying it.
28:17That's, yeah, you gotta appreciate that.
28:19I didn't want to do that again,
28:20and I didn't want to furnish it,
28:22so I was, like, staying in Airbnbs and hotels,
28:24and that gets really old,
28:25because I just like having my own space.
28:28Home, yeah.
28:29So, uh, I, like, went on this road trip,
28:31like, because I was just bored by myself.
28:33I wanted to do a little, like, getaway,
28:34and I drove up to the Bay Area in Carmel,
28:38if you know Carmel in California.
28:40It's really beautiful.
28:41Really gorgeous.
28:42And I stayed in a, like a, in an Airstream trailer.
28:46Yes, the best.
28:47And I really loved it, and I was like,
28:49man, I want one of these.
28:50I want to get one of these.
28:51So I did. I got a trailer.
28:52It's not an Airstream.
28:53I'm not there yet.
28:54It's just a, but I'm really happy with it.
28:56Yeah, I mean, Airstreams are, it's like...
28:58It's the greatest.
28:59They are. They're, they're, they're serious, you know?
29:01Yes.
29:02But I got...
29:02Just a regular RV.
29:03It's a Jayco. It's a Jayco Eagle.
29:06If you know anything about RVs, Jayco is...
29:08Really? Oh, really?
29:10Yeah.
29:10Do you have a kitchen and all that stuff?
29:12And everything you need.
29:14I got my kitchen. I got, you know, a walk-in shower.
29:17That's a big deal with trailers, if it's a walk-in shower,
29:20because sometimes it's, like,
29:21they combine the toilet and the shower.
29:23It's called a wet bath, if you guys know what.
29:26Wow. One stop shopping, yeah.
29:27So you have this RV, and are you friends with your neighbors?
29:30Are you, like, are you, like, RV living right now?
29:33I'm probably, like, the youngest person in the trailer park
29:37by, like, probably by, like, 30 or 40 years.
29:40Yes!
29:41It's not what you think, you know?
29:42No.
29:43It's, you think, oh, you're gonna live in a trailer park.
29:45It might be a little sketchy.
29:46It might be a little dangerous.
29:48It's all just, like, retirees, you know?
29:50And friendly people.
29:52Do you have... Great people.
29:53...campfires and activities and stuff?
29:54I do have a campfire outside of it.
29:57I have a fire pit, and I have used it.
29:59Yeah. Yeah.
30:00But most of the time, I just do exactly what I do at home,
30:03which is just stay inside and lay in bed
30:04and watch Netflix and things like that.
30:07Speaking of Netflix, that's a good transition.
30:10Yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:10Congratulations. Running point number one.
30:12Not too shabby, bud.
30:13Can't do better than number one, bud!
30:15Thank you. Thank you.
30:17Did you guys see it?
30:19Have you guys seen it?
30:20We've seen it.
30:22You're hilarious in it.
30:24Our pal Kate Hudson is great.
30:26Brenda Song, it's fantastic.
30:28Congrats on season two.
30:29But what's happening in this season here?
30:32Do we get more Chet Hanks?
30:33We get some more of that, you know?
30:35What's your name again?
30:37Travis. Travis Bug?
30:38Bug.
30:39Travis Bug, yeah.
30:41Fantastic name.
30:41Yeah, there's a little bit of drama going on.
30:43There's a little love triangle.
30:44Ooh!
30:45Travis gets his feelings hurt.
30:46But then he discovers a love of his own, you know?
30:50And it's beautiful.
30:51There's a beautiful romance in it.
30:53And this last season, you told me that you have no clue
30:56how to play basketball.
30:57Still don't.
30:58I was gonna ask you, you still don't?
31:00Still don't.
31:00You still, yeah.
31:01I'm probably worse than I was, bud.
31:03Oh, my gosh.
31:04Kate Hudson told me to ask you what happened.
31:07Did you get stuck in Columbia or something?
31:08I did. I did get stuck in Columbia.
31:10But this is not for the show.
31:11This is real life.
31:12In real life, yeah, real life.
31:14I was-
31:14Chad Hanks goes to Columbia for-
31:16Yeah.
31:16Well, it's not that interesting, but basically, I have two passports.
31:20Already, I'm interested.
31:21So I'm a dual citizen.
31:22Oh, congratulations.
31:23With Greece.
31:24Um, so I'm like, well, if I have this other passport, like, what's the point in having
31:28another passport if I never use it, you know?
31:30Yeah.
31:31So when I left, I took my Greek passport, and I was like, should I take both?
31:36But I lose-I lose stuff a lot.
31:38Yeah.
31:38So I'm like, if I-if I only take one, then I reduce my chance of losing both my passport
31:44by 50%.
31:46Right?
31:47Yes.
31:47Yes, sure.
31:48Sure, sure.
31:48So I left my American passport at home, right?
31:51Okay.
31:51All right.
31:51Turns out, you need an American passport to get back into America.
31:58Yeah, see, I learn something new every day.
32:01I didn't know.
32:02I didn't...
32:02I honestly didn't know that.
32:04No.
32:06Um...
32:07Yeah, because when I was trying to get back into America with my Greek passport, they were
32:11like, where's your green card?
32:12And I'm like, I don't have a green card.
32:13They're like, well, we need your green card information if we're gonna... if we're to
32:16let you on the flight.
32:16And I was like, well, I don't know what to tell you.
32:18I'm an American citizen.
32:19They're like, okay, where's your American passport?
32:21I'm like, I don't have it.
32:23They're like, this is crazy, man.
32:26How long were you stuck there?
32:27I was stuck there like an extra week.
32:29Uh, my...
32:30My...
32:30One of my good friends, Armin, he flew down to join me and he brought my passport.
32:35See, that's what our friends are for.
32:36Come on, Armin.
32:37Shout out to Armin.
32:38Yeah, shout out to Armin.
32:39You're a good man.
32:39You're a good man, dude.
32:41Yeah.
32:42Yeah.
32:43I'm happy you're back in the country, bud.
32:45Congrats on everything.
32:46I want to show a clip.
32:46Here's Chet Hanks in season two of Running Point.
32:49Take a look.
32:50Me and Brielle are in love.
32:51Okay, look.
32:54Great!
32:54Yeah, it's for a magazine cover.
32:56Which one?
32:56None yet, but I was hoping you could hook me up.
32:59I could call a friend at Condonast, maybe.
33:02Condonast?
33:03That sounds tired.
33:04Travis, what do you need?
33:05Look, Marcus is not feeling coach at all, all right?
33:09And although I like Norm, and I've always wanted a firm yet loving father figure, I already
33:13have that in Marcus, okay?
33:15I don't know who to listen to.
33:16Can you just tell me what to do, mama?
33:18I mean, Isla.
33:20Okay, is this about what happened at the end of the game last night?
33:23Marcus missed a shot he's made a thousand times.
33:25It happens.
33:25No, that's not what happened.
33:27Dyson was supposed to get the ball.
33:28Marcus changed the play.
33:29And Norm is mad?
33:30Marcus ran sprints all practice.
33:32Marcus does not run sprints.
33:33Yeah, we're at Def Jam 2.
33:36Def Jam 2.
33:38Chet Hanks, everybody!
33:40Running Point!
33:42Season 2 is out now on Netflix.
33:44We'll be right back with more of tonight's show.
33:46Come on back!
33:56Next!
34:01Our next guest is performing at the Netflix is a Joke Fest in Los Angeles, May 6th, at the
34:08Hotel Cafe Main Stage, making his Tonight Show debut.
34:12Please welcome the very funny Francesco DiCarlo!
34:24Okay, okay, okay, okay!
34:26Hi!
34:27Hi, everybody!
34:27My name is Francesco, and I come from Rome, Italy!
34:32It's a great time to be a foreigner in this country.
34:37Yes.
34:39I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, and now I'm here.
34:45Great idea, Francesco.
34:47No, no, I'm joking, uh, uh, officer.
34:50Uh, I come from, uh, Kansas City.
34:53Uh, go, Chief.
34:56I would say whatever to keep my visa, okay?
34:59How many foreigners tonight?
35:01Oh!
35:02Go back to your country!
35:05I'm one of them now.
35:08I cannot fool anyone with this accent.
35:10This is a very strong Italian accent.
35:12Uh, I don't like it because it's too strong, okay?
35:14And it makes everything stupid.
35:16Whatever I say, in my mind I'm so clever that when I talk it's like...
35:21I hate it.
35:22It's terrible.
35:23I'm much better in my own language.
35:25I'm much more clever in Italian.
35:27This is my voice in English.
35:29Questa è la mia voce in italiano.
35:34You see, in English I'm not sexy at all.
35:38Every time I try to flirt with someone she says, shut up and cook something.
35:43And you know why?
35:46I really, I really respect Italian mobsters.
35:52I really respect Italian mafia people here for two reasons.
35:59Two reasons.
36:00First of all, because from an anthropological point of view, I am, uh, scared.
36:06Very scared.
36:08And second, because I really admire the dedication, okay?
36:11I respect their work.
36:13You know how hard it is to terrorize a city with this ridiculous accent.
36:17How can you do that?
36:19It's very...
36:20It's impressive.
36:22It's so impressive.
36:25This is my...
36:26It's very hard to be scary if you sound like Super Mario, okay?
36:31This is a robbery.
36:32Like...
36:33Put the money in the bag.
36:36Let's-a-go.
36:37So...
36:39Respect.
36:40Respect.
36:44I was watching a documentary about World War II, because I am a real man.
36:49And, uh, you know, during World War II, Italy was allied with Germany.
36:57What?
36:59Don't worry, jokes are coming.
37:02And it's interesting, because, uh, the alliance of the bad guys, uh, uh, was amongst Italy,
37:08Germany, and Japan.
37:09I don't know how familiar you are with these countries, but they are very different.
37:14Okay?
37:15It's the most random alliance ever, because Germany and Japan are very strict, organized
37:20societies.
37:22Italy...
37:22Ah!
37:22Ah!
37:23This is a gesture in Italy that means, uh, uh, ah!
37:28Do it.
37:29And the voiceover in the documentary was, uh, so funny, because, uh, it was like, uh, Germany,
37:34the power of organization.
37:36Japan, honor and discipline.
37:38Italy, the art of improvisation.
37:42That's why I lost.
37:45We saved the world.
37:46You're welcome.
37:49But no matter what, uh, you like Italy.
37:51I love America.
37:52Do you like Italy?
37:53Yeah, uh, always, uh, we are the best.
37:56Italians, we are the best, and I'm so happy that you like Italy.
38:00Every time there is the same reaction, when people understand that I'm Italian here, they
38:03go crazy.
38:04They go, Francesco, are you Italian?
38:06And I say, yes.
38:07Oh, my God.
38:07I love Italy.
38:09I love Italy.
38:10I love Italy.
38:12I love Italy.
38:13Ah!
38:13Last summer I was in Barcelona.
38:22Some people don't understand why this is funny.
38:27It's another country.
38:30It's in France.
38:37And I would like to close this set in the same way I finish every, uh, sex, every,
38:44first date.
38:46Uh.
38:48Yes.
38:49Uh.
38:50Talking about my mother.
38:52Uh.
38:55She's great.
38:56She's, she's the best.
38:58Okay?
38:58She's a very Italian mom.
38:59The Italian moms are always very, uh, funny, very, in every situation.
39:03Okay?
39:03She's a nurse.
39:04I want to tell you this story.
39:05Once we were on a flight, and, uh, this guy has an heart attack.
39:09And the flight attendant asked the people, is there a doctor?
39:11Is there a doctor in this plane?
39:13And my mom stood up to help.
39:15And I stopped her.
39:16And I say something very stupid.
39:17I said, mom, where are you going?
39:18They asked for a doctor.
39:19You're a nurse.
39:21Very stupid.
39:21Very stupid.
39:22I was a teenager.
39:23It was very stupid.
39:24Okay?
39:25But she gave me the most Italian answer ever.
39:28She said, they don't check your references.
39:38And she went.
39:39And the guy died.
39:42Thank you very much.
39:43That's all for me.
39:44Chabamba!
39:46Come on now.
39:47That's how you do it.
39:48Come on, bro.
39:50Thank you, buddy.
39:52Francesco Di Carlo!
39:55Steve Francesco at the Hotel Cafe in Los Angeles, May 6th.
40:00We'll be right back, everybody.
40:01Come on back.
40:03Oh, my God, dude.
40:19My thanks to Emily Blunt, Chet Hanks, Francesco Di Carlo!
40:28And the roots right there from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
40:34Stay tuned for Late Night with Seth Meyers.
40:36Good night, everybody.
40:37Thank you!
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