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Pushers S01E06 Skyfire Episode 6 Engsub
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00:00MUSIC
00:12Lenny is on to us!
00:15Get me close enough. I'll throw a punch.
00:17Can't promise where it'll land, but he'll die.
00:20We need to be smarter than mindlessly murdering a man.
00:28It's not what Maz would have wanted.
00:31You make it sound like he's dead!
00:35Well, his bladder's dead, and it would be weird to say
00:38it's not what Maz's bladder would have wanted.
00:41I'm ready to kill.
00:42With an 80-unit injection of insulin,
00:44Lenny Kennedy will have a sudden glucose drop,
00:46experiencing confusion before major seizures
00:48leading to overheating and his brain to die.
00:52Oh. Well, unless he's a type 2 diabetic...
00:55Like Maz?
00:56..in which case it'll only make him stronger.
00:58What? I'm not diabetic.
01:02Hey, Maz. Get well soon, et cetera.
01:06I got you a little something,
01:08and I cut your favourite and go all that.
01:10Well, that's a spice.
01:11What do I look like? A narrator?
01:16Oh, my God! That's it!
01:23What? All this violence makes me hungry.
01:27I've been running on watermelon vert fumes for two f***ing days, man.
01:55I'll take care of the minibus guy when you get the kid off to a reg zone.
01:59But you want something killing properly.
02:02You can do it yourself.
02:04Sit your ass down and don't move.
02:13I have apologised for breaking your recorder, my darling.
02:17I'm sure they'll have a spare one you can use.
02:20All right?
02:25Enjoy your time with Uncle Mikey.
02:28And I'll be back before you can say...
02:32F***ing move!
02:33All right, then. Come on. This way.
02:36This way.
02:42I know why we get Lenny.
02:45He plant...
02:47...sabase.
02:48We pick the pricks at death with the cactus?
02:50No, we...
02:51Drown him in curry. Face first in a big old vat.
02:53Anyone ask, we call him he was a hungry boy and he slipped.
02:55No, we...
02:57We'll shoot him in his big fat bastard face.
03:00Then plant a tree in commemoration.
03:03Then piss on him!
03:05Oh, for fuck's sake, we plant this face on Lenny.
03:12My bag is full of it.
03:16And with the dirty money and Daphne.
03:22Those were important medical notes.
03:24I'll meet Lenny begging forgiveness.
03:28My sincerest apologies for dealing drugs in your town.
03:39That's perfectly okay.
03:41I forgive you.
03:43And thank you for being such a fabulous daughter-in-law.
03:47Let's hope now.
03:48But beneath the dirty money is Daphne and a kilo of spice.
04:03Directly connected Lenny to the black's new supply line.
04:12So, what's my job?
04:14Harry can be my local.
04:18Harry can be my local.
04:27I shall take this bag of suspicious money away now.
04:31And he can alert the police who will arrest Lenny.
04:38Bye-bye.
04:40You're Nick, sunshine.
04:42Bad luck, old boy.
04:43With the bag.
04:46And then you and Max and Pat will leave town for a bit till the heat dies down.
05:00We'll be playing about drugs and we can finally go legit.
05:10Oh, Claire.
05:12Wait, can you say that again?
05:16Oh, this is the way out.
05:21Emily?
05:22No, the way out.
05:24Where is he?
05:26Get up!
05:26Get up!
05:27Come in, Frank!
05:30Come in!
05:31Get out!
05:33Get out!
05:36Don't move!
05:37Don't move!
05:37Get out!
05:41Hiya, love.
05:42I'm looking for Mazzy and me, smuck him in last night.
05:45Nice fella, stab wound.
05:49Look!
05:50Their wide board!
05:54Dad, don't wrap it!
05:58Daddy's acting weird again.
06:00I think I've seen your girlfriend.
06:01And nobody cares about my recorder exam!
06:09Right, let's go, man. Let's go.
06:15Here.
06:17Steady, daddy. That's it. Steady.
06:19Steady. It's all right, daddy.
06:24Why don't everyone look like bastards saying?
06:33Come on.
06:34Mate, you doing all right? You know, like, an old bladder and that.
06:38It's just, like, real life changing shit, you know?
06:42I'll be all right.
06:43I think we'll all have wee bags one day.
06:46Yeah.
06:47Save so much time.
06:49Yeah.
06:53There you go. I just went whilst making eye contact with you.
06:58Right.
07:01All right, come on. Let's go.
07:02Go, go, go, go, go, go.
07:08Come on.
07:11Hey, how are you in?
07:14PUSH!
07:15Well done, you.
07:17PUSH!
07:18Here we are.
07:19I can't be quite some time ago, doctors.
07:21No, no, we're not.
07:38PUSH!
07:39Back out of your arse, Sean.
07:41It's not me.
07:41My name's...
07:46Sean.
07:48Oh, it is me.
07:49We've not seen you in a while, love.
07:50Chop up a kettle up.
07:57Oi!
07:57Stop!
07:58Fuck!
08:00Oh!
08:01Let me be safe on you!
08:06Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
08:08Oh, mate.
08:09Just move, yeah?
08:20Rock!
08:27Am I?
08:29Dad!
08:30Where's not my blood?
08:33Is it a strain?
08:35Fucking stay there, you!
08:36Yeah, mate!
08:37Excuse me, Pat.
08:39Fuck!
08:46We're too far gone for a section.
08:48Oh, we're too far, mate.
08:50We are at the second stage.
08:51So maybe a Bonti's advisable?
08:53Oh yeah, right, me old friend Bontolu, yeah, nice and hot, like, yeah.
08:57Er, what?
08:59Er, always gets things moving for me.
09:01Did you just say Bontolu? What is that?
09:03It's, erm, it's the same word, thing, Quanta.
09:07It's the thing, what, you said?
09:09Er, vacuum extraction.
09:11You want to suck the baby out of that big old gash?
09:13Oh, god, I've messed up, haven't I?
09:20What the fuck am I looking at now?
09:22Doctor, you need to deliver this baby.
09:24I'm sorry, I can't, I'm just not ready.
09:27It's all right, it's all right, don't worry.
09:29Maz mate, shall we do this?
09:32Yeah, yeah, I'm not nervous.
09:40Right, all me back, all the way, give it my bump, bump action.
09:46I, I'm sure I bought some of my life this off Gangle.
09:49He said that he'd help me with me confidence issues.
09:52So I want to meet you, man.
09:54Didn't fucking work!
09:56I'm sorry, I'm sorry about that.
10:14You are so fucked, little lady.
10:19I have adapted, I mean, gone.
10:25I have grown.
10:28I have grown.
10:30I have grown.
10:30I have grown.
10:36Is that gafferty?
10:42Stop, I'll help me.
10:47After you, fuckface.
10:49Oh look!
10:51Oh no!
10:53You have got some elephantine bollocks fucking about on my streets.
10:58What are you doing?
11:00Stop that!
11:01My apologies for dealing jokes in your town.
11:09I hate dealers like you.
11:11You fuckers.
11:13You spread misery like it was butter.
11:15I have kept this town clean for years.
11:19There are rules.
11:20Clear, simple rules.
11:23Why the fuck doesn't anybody get that?
11:26You're very welcome to buy my good clean weed.
11:30You're very welcome to snort my good clean gat.
11:34But if you want to huff some evil fucker's spice,
11:38or inject shitty heroin into your penis,
11:40so you end up with an infection,
11:42and the NHS amputate your leg,
11:44and you face a life of begging,
11:46lying on the pavement drooling,
11:48then fuck off to Hull!
11:52Agreed.
11:53Hull.
11:54Is.
11:55Shit.
11:57Oh God.
11:58What?
12:01Do the baby look distressed?
12:03The baby's distressed!
12:04Come on!
12:05I'm fucking distressed!
12:06Get out!
12:07Get out!
12:08Get out!
12:15That's it.
12:16I'm going to vomit.
12:18Don't you dare throw that open one for you.
12:22Now, before I begin a procedure,
12:24would the patient please consent to a group of student doctors witnessing you?
12:36Would you stop that?
12:41Excuse me.
12:43Do you work here?
12:44No.
12:45I mean, yes.
12:46I work here.
12:49Welcome.
12:51Is this recorder for sale?
12:53Yes.
12:54It's foodie pins.
12:56Um...
12:57Let me put in the case for you.
13:03Daddy?
13:04Yes?
13:05Yes?
13:05Why am I getting calls from my sister saying she's been abandoned?
13:08Oh.
13:09She has her exam in 20 minutes.
13:10And what the hell's going on here?
13:15Oh.
13:15Here you are.
13:19This is for you.
13:21It's a new recorder, love, for your exam.
13:25And this lovely bunny is for you.
13:27And it's from me too.
13:30It's a joint present.
13:34From you?
13:34No, it isn't.
13:37Right, no situation.
13:38Gotta go.
13:39Bye.
13:39Bye.
13:40Oh no.
13:43Bye.
13:46Yeah, bye.
13:47Bye.
13:49Just text me later then, Em, yeah?
13:54What?
13:58Fuck it, man!
13:59Fuck it!
14:01That door opens here.
14:02You get in there.
14:03You look like you fucking belong there, man.
14:05I don't...
14:05I don't really think...
14:06I'm up to delivering another baby today.
14:09I see then!
14:10Come on.
14:12You're mine.
14:14All right, man.
14:15I got you a bit.
14:20Hey, old big fella!
14:22You've done almost, didn't you?
14:32Oh, God!
14:38Welcome!
14:43To the erection.
14:45Sanctum!
14:46Sanctum.
14:48Why are you covered in...
14:50in jam?
14:51It's the blood of a stranger.
14:55Why are you covered in jam?
14:59Also the blood of a stranger, man.
15:02Open this fucking door!
15:06Where you got me?
15:07I will tear this slab of dead fucking tree
15:10off its fucking insects, you fuckers!
15:14Excuse me, Mr. Kennedy.
15:17Oh!
15:19You all right?
15:20Oh!
15:21Oh!
15:23You will rash your shells, you fuckheads!
15:28It's Jack Nicholson, then, then.
15:31Quick, quick!
15:32Give me Daphne now!
15:33Easy, come on!
15:35Really?
15:36That slag gets about.
15:37They won't even be able to find the little random bits of you, you!
15:42You dead fucks!
15:44Boss!
15:45Boss!
15:46Excuse me, sir.
15:47May I ask what you're doing?
15:49Fuck off, piggy!
15:51Daddy's busy!
15:53Boss!
15:53You fucker!
15:55You fucker!
15:57Bastard!
15:58Police!
16:00Police!
16:01Open up!
16:01He's out still.
16:02For the money and rice.
16:07Police!
16:08Open the door!
16:08Fuck them and fucks, man.
16:10Open up!
16:10You took the rat from me, actually.
16:15I went to my town.
16:18Fuck that, man.
16:19Right, yeah.
16:21We both go, yeah.
16:22You and you, man.
16:24We both go.
16:26And you shot?
16:27Yeah, man.
16:30Yeah, man.
16:32I think I do alright in prison.
16:36I've always wanted to be someone's bitch.
16:42At least I finally get laid, man.
16:44Yeah.
16:49Right.
16:55Fuck off.
16:58Fine.
16:59Let's get it.
17:01Step out slowly.
17:02Show me your hands.
17:09a toast to our heroic doctors where with me and little ewan minibus mazit thompson be without you
17:17cheers i ain't worn this suit since the day you got stabbed man times your bladder mom
17:23i'm not wearing the suits last time i was in court for double manslaughter
17:26got to wear it though didn't i funny times yeah i've been there
17:31what he got away with it hello joe speaking
17:43yeah so have you two you know
17:54have you fucked oh um oh yeah yeah um loads exhausting
18:12no
18:16it's non-stop yeah yeah um
18:25oh mate you could be getting railroaded by a 60 year old farmer dinner later called tiny in prison bog
18:30right now
18:30i know what a shame right finish that then get out
18:49um you're finished get out thank you very much twat
18:55so it's a going well with you and leo then
19:02you're still annoyed because of you know
19:06murder what murder murder
19:08i was ready to go down with you you know
19:15i still cannot believe we got away with it
19:22it's her this is her fucking gun down he's got a gun no
19:27no it's my bag you you fucking hell you're still going and that's my bag man not her check that
19:37bag and search him
19:43oh for fuck's sake bye laura
19:46i'm sorry dad
19:51it's clear
19:52nothing on them
19:54what check the recorder case
19:58i should check the recorder case
20:05gotcha why am i getting calls from my sister saying she's been abandoned
20:08she has her exam in 20 minutes and what the hell's going on here
20:12i should have known it was you see you in a decade
20:16take them away you're welcome you're amazing
20:19can you see into the future do i ever learn to swim
20:23do me and maz ever make it to moon slash mars
20:25will i ever not be lonely
20:26do dog shows ever take off will i die naked or in pyjamas
20:31actually no no no don't tell me don't tell me
20:34i want it to be a surprise
20:37okay
20:39uh pints
20:42hey where's everyone's favorite mentally ill alcoholic
20:46gandow no the other one
20:51oh sean oh yeah
21:09don't know
21:12cheers
21:17you know what
21:18i could get used to this muck
21:20Well done everyone. We got out of the drugs game entirely healthy other than the lost bladder
21:27Just like the sex worker slash teacher played by Tadonson Althway in episode 748 of the bill
21:35Cheers
21:37Yeah, bustin' grass
21:48Are we even?
21:51Yep, pant
21:53Pants
21:54So, where were we?
22:00Hello, you in
22:02No, them, no more
22:08Drugs
22:10Crikey Moses
22:14Yes
22:19Bastards
22:20You make me miss my fucking yoga class
22:23Let's go, and you'll be okay
22:28I believe you, Daddy
22:29You're my little choochie face
22:31And I'll always be your teddy bear
22:35Now go and destroy the cunts
22:58Gov
22:59There's someone here to see you
23:00Hello there
23:03This might be a slightly unusual request, but
23:10I need you
23:11To arrest my daughter
23:13To arrest my daughter
23:41That rain
23:42It won't hold, but...
23:43In thatIt
23:43To arrest my daughter
23:44To arrest my daughter
23:44To arrest my daughter
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