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The Valley Persian Style - Season 1 - Episode 03: Bartender Blues
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00:05Previously on The Valley Persian Style.
00:10Let's see, let's see.
00:16I was hanging out with Skye, and she told me,
00:19Bombshot snores like a mother f***er.
00:21I don't snore, man.
00:23Like a mother f***er, she said.
00:25I wouldn't move on to something more expensive.
00:27I would move down, not up.
00:30You said I won't live north of the boulevard.
00:32It's not safe.
00:33Bro, you think I want to have this conversation?
00:36Wait, I give away my phone number and stuff?
00:38You just told me two months ago
00:40there was some weird girl texting at 2 a.m.
00:42I was just being nice because I was with my friends.
00:45I had zero attraction to her.
00:47There was nothing.
00:48You think you don't know?
00:49It's like sleeping next to a dump truck.
00:51I think that teasing is definitely a way that I show up.
00:54The faults in my wife, I see coming from you.
00:58She's not happy.
00:59Then she should get divorced.
01:28Then she should get divorced.
01:31Just hit the bag.
01:32And when you punch, one, two, three.
01:35Okay.
01:37Just...
01:38There you go.
01:39When you punch me down the arm.
01:40That is like...
01:41There you go.
01:46This is the primary.
01:48But where would my closet go and where would Eli go?
01:51My only concern is the layout.
01:55I feel like I keep trying to downsize and I can't seem to downsize.
02:11I need help.
02:12Come back.
02:13Let's see.
02:13You're entering.
02:17Hello?
02:18Hello.
02:20Wow.
02:20You're home early.
02:21Just a little bit earlier because I needed to go pick up a few things.
02:26Did you give me a case of sake?
02:28Yes.
02:29Seriously?
02:30It's champagne.
02:31Oh.
02:32Okay, good.
02:33I love it.
02:33But the box is there.
02:34You want me to keep it in the box?
02:35No.
02:36Oh, I want you to put it in the refrigerator.
02:39I'll take it out to the garage.
02:40OK, good.
02:41This, of course, is mine.
02:44You drink your own?
02:45For me and my boys.
02:47You better share with everybody, Bombshot.
02:48You can't just bring one bottle for yourself.
02:50It's OK to me.
02:52My trunk show.
02:53It's in two days.
02:54Yeah.
02:54Look at this.
02:55It's like it's so much work.
02:56Who's coming?
02:57How many people?
02:58Some friends and some clients.
03:00I design, like, one-of-a-kind fine jewelry.
03:03I'm very good at it, I have to say that.
03:05Yes.
03:06I'll do that.
03:07I had some new pieces that I would love to showcase.
03:10I decided to actually to have this trunk show at my house.
03:14I like to be in control of everything
03:17because of when I'm not around, everybody's lost.
03:21Something that I find out last night,
03:23girl Nessa, she has the OnlyFans page.
03:28I was telling this girl, I joined OnlyFans recently.
03:31Wait, you're on OnlyFans?
03:32For real?
03:33Why is she the only one who has that page?
03:36Why I don't have that page?
03:40OnlyFans page.
03:41I think so.
03:42OnlyFans.
03:42Popular with sex workers.
03:45What?
03:46What?
03:47Wait, what?
03:48So I guess OnlyFans page you go and sell yourself
03:52or a body or text people is kind of like Ashgali.
03:57Are you going to have help?
03:58Oh, I did not call a bartender.
04:00No, no, no.
04:00I need a bartender.
04:01I'm not going to go around and serve champagne.
04:05Like, I'm looking, you're an employee, you're an assistant.
04:08You are, somehow.
04:09That's how it works.
04:17Where do I start?
04:19Like, I need a surface to put things
04:21so that I can start to get organized.
04:25Is this your turn?
04:26Babe, whenever you're...
04:28One second.
04:28Just give me...
04:29My worst nightmare right now.
04:31What's the deal, Mamacita Pupolita?
04:32Hi.
04:33Hi.
04:34I need your, um...
04:35Wow, it's nice and messy in here.
04:37Do you know this is proof that I am gifted?
04:40Messy desk?
04:40Yeah, yeah.
04:41Brilliant mind.
04:42Like, like, like, Einstein.
04:43You sound like my mom.
04:44Don't.
04:45Compare me to your mother, dude.
04:46Because that lady's nuts.
04:48We were just going to go get something to eat.
04:49It turned into a bloodbath, man.
04:50Like, we didn't even get a chance to order.
04:52I'm pretty sure I scared the waitress
04:55from coming over because she saw us talking like this.
04:58She's your mother, bro.
04:59You know, she's just very tough to talk to.
05:01What did you talk about?
05:01She told me that you are very unhappy in your marriage.
05:04You know, I know my shortcomings.
05:05And one of the other things that gets triggering for me,
05:08the worst parts of you...
05:10Okay.
05:11...you get from her.
05:12She doesn't see any of her warts.
05:14I'm tired of being put into a position
05:16where I'm the one that needs to fix things.
05:19I'm the one that needs to get better.
05:20I have mood swings, for sure.
05:22I can be grumpy sometimes.
05:23But, like, I feel like I get singled out a lot.
05:26But no one's looking at the other side of the street
05:27like, how are you acting?
05:29I would like for us to have a safe, calm space
05:34when one of us wants to talk about something.
05:36Because what you do is you shove everything under the rug.
05:39A lot of the times where we couldn't communicate
05:41is because we were in the fight
05:43because we took no accountability for something.
05:45So it's like, all right, cool.
05:46I don't want to speak to this person now.
05:48I think that just, Tommy, like, you really need to turn it down.
05:51Okay. It's turned down.
05:53I want to go back to where we were.
05:56You're my best friend.
05:57I love you more.
06:00Every single day.
06:01Tommy June, what made you come here?
06:03She's the best.
06:05All right.
06:06You want to give me one last shot?
06:08The last thing that I want right now
06:10is for us to take two steps back or ten steps back.
06:13No, we're good, Kim.
06:14Okay, good. Can I have a hug, please?
06:15Yeah, sure.
06:16I love you.
06:19Get this room, guys.
06:20You could keep hugging me a little bit.
06:22Oh, God, I know Jesus.
06:32I need you to chop all of these.
06:34Okay. Delicious.
06:35What size?
06:36So this is how we like to chop it, just, like, lengthwise?
06:38Uh-huh. Okay, got it.
06:39Let me bring the fish.
06:40Okay.
06:41If you want your tummy to be flat,
06:42if you want your skin to look good.
06:44This is it.
06:45Sila is one of my best friends.
06:48She's all about nutrition.
06:49You know, usually girlfriends send pictures of shoes or dresses.
06:54For us, it's, like, about the kitchen stuff.
06:56Your skin, your hair, your body, your health.
07:01It is a lot of work.
07:02It is a full-time job, and you got to be on top of it.
07:06Mushrooms, halibut, cooking in a broth.
07:09Wine glasses for us.
07:11Oh!
07:14Hi, Myla.
07:15Hi.
07:16How are you?
07:17Welcome to Sila's house.
07:19Wow, thank you.
07:20Perfect time.
07:20Thank God.
07:22Cheers.
07:22That's how it's done.
07:26Hi.
07:27Do you need any help for the event?
07:28No.
07:29I mean, those...
07:30Whatever is left, I have to do it myself, so...
07:33Got it.
07:33Hello.
07:35Oh, here it is.
07:36Yes.
07:37Mwah, mwah.
07:38What's up, beautiful?
07:39How are you?
07:39I went to the bank for you.
07:41I went to the bank for you.
07:42What are we doing here?
07:44This beautiful, modern house.
07:46This guy's client is cooking for us in Bel Air, not in the valley.
07:50My intuition is just telling me, like, oh my God, this guy wants to be Sila.
07:56Can you just find me a nice house?
07:58Where?
07:58The other side of the hill.
08:00Not this side.
08:01Other.
08:02She wants her life, she wants her house, and she wants that money.
08:06Wow.
08:06Wow.
08:07Sila June.
08:08Oh my God.
08:09So this is basically bok choy, halibut, mushrooms.
08:14Yum.
08:14Really clean and healthy.
08:16Thank you so much.
08:16And it only took us five hours.
08:1815 minutes.
08:20It only took us.
08:2015 minutes.
08:21Us.
08:21I don't know how she's involved, but thank you so much.
08:24This looks so good.
08:25I'll be back soon, guys.
08:26I love it.
08:26Enjoy yourself.
08:27Oh my God.
08:28I heard through the grapevine, you and Greg had a date night the other night.
08:32Yeah.
08:34Sorry, let me have some bread.
08:35You're like, let me get a shot real quick.
08:37Yeah.
08:38Date night was good.
08:40We had a very deep conversation.
08:42He then brought up that he doesn't like that I go out with my girlfriend's dinners.
08:47When you're out in like Beverly Hills and there's like those creepy men that like, oh, let me buy you
08:52a drink.
08:53My mom was never out.
08:54She was always home.
08:55Why aren't you taking your wife out every night of the week?
08:58Forever.
08:59There's never an effort on his side.
09:02Who fills up your tank?
09:04My dogs.
09:07The fact that Greg isn't trying to spend every moment he can with tanning is strange to me.
09:13I don't want to see other people.
09:15I want to hang out with my husband.
09:16If the spark goes away or we're not cool or whatever, I don't know that I would stay.
09:22Two months ago, we were like driving.
09:24He's like, oh my God, we went to Bolivar at stake.
09:26And he, this lady, like she put her phone number and then she's been texting me at like 2am.
09:31It's so weird.
09:32Ask me what I'm doing.
09:34Are you worried that like, you know, first it's text messages at 2am and then he does something?
09:41I'm genuinely not worried.
09:44I don't think that's where an issue is.
09:47I don't think it's right.
09:49It's very disrespectful to your wife.
09:52If mom should have had another girl's number, it would have been a big problem.
09:57Big.
09:58I don't accept it.
09:59I don't like it.
09:59Greg is like my best friend.
10:02I love him to death as who he is as a person.
10:05But as far as like romance and taking care of me as a wife, like those are just not his
10:11strengths.
10:13I don't think he thinks there is a problem.
10:15That's so scary.
10:18There's a big problem.
10:24Coming up.
10:25Dennis reached out to me.
10:26What?
10:27I haven't spoken to him since a week after we got married.
10:30I don't want to cut his dick off and slap him in the face with it.
10:40Hey, buddy boy.
10:49Hello.
10:50Hi.
10:51I'm sorry, are you working?
10:52No.
10:53Something's on me now.
10:54Okay, cool.
10:55I got you a gift.
10:56Oh, boy.
10:57Come with me.
10:57I'll show you.
10:58I hope you like it.
10:59Are we going on a date?
11:01No.
11:01Oh.
11:02When we were having dinner, I made you cry.
11:04It's just, I'm tired of talking about the same shit all the time.
11:09Oh, my God.
11:11I want to make it up to you.
11:13What?
11:14You like it?
11:15I'm going to cry more often.
11:17This is gorgeous.
11:18It matches the color scheme of your skincare line.
11:20Skincare line.
11:21Yeah.
11:22The gift is very sweet.
11:24Obviously, the effort and the work is even more important.
11:27A step in the right direction.
11:28Yes.
11:28Absolutely a step in the right direction.
11:33Thanks, babe.
11:34I hope the dogs can fit in that thing.
11:43What's up, my love?
11:46Making your rest a special.
11:48Okay.
11:48So, how do you think Americans would feel about that in a bag with our company name, which
11:56is?
11:57The Pantry List.
11:59If you go to a Persian person's house, there will be on the table nuts, dried fruits.
12:06So, my husband is like, we need to take this delicious Persian shit and peddle it to the masses.
12:13I really appreciate all this that you've done.
12:16Do you have time to do a daily check-in?
12:18Sure.
12:20What can I do today or tomorrow to make your day a little bit better?
12:27Maybe a shoulder rub.
12:29Okay.
12:30So, you know, I work really hard.
12:32Okay.
12:33What can I help you with?
12:34Anything?
12:35Yeah.
12:36I could use a little more physical touch, caressing, kissing, just out of the blue for no reason.
12:48Mm-hmm.
12:50What does a hung mean?
12:53Okay, my love, tomorrow I will give you all the caresses and squeeze downs that you are requesting
12:59and that you would feel, uh, would make you feel more whole.
13:04You're welcome.
13:04My household growing up was much colder.
13:06Not very affectionate.
13:07It's not very affectionate.
13:08Anytime anyone would show affection, my father would be like, oh, I'm not into that touchy-feely
13:12I would like a lot more affection.
13:16He wants me to be Patrick Swayze and he'll be Demi Moore in Ghost.
13:21Yeah, except I don't want you to die.
13:23That's called looking out for your husband.
13:36So you're really gonna make me color my nails?
13:39Go ahead, ladies.
13:40Oh my gosh.
13:41Hi!
13:42Hey, princess.
13:44How are you?
13:45This is my friend, Reza.
13:47Nice to meet you.
13:48This is her place.
13:49Yeah.
13:50Beautiful.
13:50Okay.
13:51Oh, there she is.
13:52Hello.
13:52Hi.
13:54You guys want champagne?
13:56Oh my gosh.
13:57Yeah.
13:57Yeah.
13:58Have a seat.
13:59Make yourself feel comfortable.
14:00Aw, thank you.
14:01Oh my God.
14:02Are we excited to get our nails done?
14:04Mm-hmm.
14:05I've never done this.
14:06What do you have to say to people who think that's not masculine?
14:09Yeah, that's called toxic.
14:10That's called toxic masculinity.
14:13Masculility.
14:14Mas-cu-nility.
14:16Toxic masculinity is .
14:19Yay!
14:20Woohoo!
14:20Yay!
14:22Girls' Day.
14:23Wait, you're doing red?
14:24Yeah.
14:25I'm doing it for OnlyFans.
14:27Yeah.
14:28Do you like the color?
14:29I do.
14:30It's very bright.
14:31It's very, yeah.
14:32So we're going to make money off your feet, too?
14:34No, but I want to create content.
14:36Something about, like, you and me being single with a bunch of couples.
14:41Wait, I'm so old and I've been staying single for so long.
14:43I love MILFs.
14:45Are you an option for me?
14:49I actually met Gonesa two years ago, a while back, where she had asked me to be on her podcast
14:55at the time.
14:56There's interest.
14:57I mean, Gonesa's hot.
14:59A little crazy.
15:01But hot.
15:03Man, RJ's not looking for a relationship.
15:06The only relationship he's looking for is one that lasts eight hours from that night to the morning.
15:11But hey, he's, like, so young.
15:13I was doing worse when I was his age.
15:15Get it, RJ.
15:16Are those G's?
15:18Yes.
15:19For you.
15:19Wait, what?
15:20Oh, my God.
15:22Everyone's going to think I'm banging everyone.
15:24No, this is great.
15:25Oh, my God.
15:29Dennis reached out to me.
15:31What?
15:32Wish me Happy Mother's Day.
15:33I went off on him.
15:35What did you say?
15:36I needed to unload.
15:36I haven't spoken to him since a week after we got married.
15:39That sentence just sounds so wrong.
15:41Everything after that was everything I would see in the press.
15:44Mm-hmm.
15:44All the f***ing bulls***.
15:45I met Dennis about 14 years ago.
15:49Dennis and I dated for about four months, and then I broke up with him.
15:52So for the last, like, 13 years, we have just been best friends.
15:56We are in business together.
15:57We looked out for each other.
16:00We would go on family vacations together until November of 2024,
16:06when we went on a trip to Las Vegas, and we got married.
16:12Ten days later, we were annulled.
16:14A week after we're married, he's with my friend.
16:17Are they still together?
16:18No, he said they broke up.
16:20Is that his thing?
16:21Like, getting married, putting a ring on it, and then one week...
16:23But they didn't...
16:23Oh, oh.
16:24Why don't you just take it easy and not, like, get married?
16:27So I'm supposed to see him soon.
16:29Oh, s***.
16:30I know.
16:31He was like, let's just talk in person.
16:33Like, let's get past this.
16:35But you're not, like, interested in him like that.
16:37To get back with him?
16:38I mean, he was...
16:39It was not like we were really...
16:40We weren't...
16:41I don't know.
16:42We were literally married for a week.
16:44I am newly divorced for the second time.
16:47I've only been married for, like, a month at the most.
16:50He put a ring on you!
16:53I now pronounce your husband and wife and spouses alike.
16:56And they kiss your brother.
17:07Relationships are just not for me.
17:09But I would like a relationship where, you know,
17:12they can just go away when I need them to,
17:14and then come to me when I need them to.
17:17And then go away.
17:19Again.
17:20I was in a relationship with Ty.
17:22Do you remember?
17:23Mm-hmm.
17:24I found out some information on him, on Ty,
17:26that made me really hurt.
17:29And he knew how close I was with Dennis as a friend.
17:32So I thought, you know, this is a great way
17:34to kind of pay back.
17:36Okay.
17:37So I always knew Dennis had a thing for me always.
17:40So it sounds like you...
17:42No.
17:42You used him to get back at Ty.
17:44I took it to another level.
17:46I agree.
17:47Married.
17:47I don't know if you should expect a grand apology.
17:50Because if I was him, I'd be like, hell.
17:53When I found out that Dennis was hooking up
17:56with one of my friends,
17:57I was, yeah, hurt.
18:00But I'm no f***ing angel.
18:02I didn't really want to marry Dennis.
18:04So it's kind of like karma's a bitch.
18:06Regardless of that, his actions were f***ed up.
18:09Point blank.
18:10I'm taking accountability for my part.
18:12The ball is now in your court to do the same.
18:15No matter what happened,
18:17he cannot go hook up with my friend
18:18a week after we're married.
18:20That's just a f***ing different level.
18:22So I'm saying it's equal now.
18:24Ty wasn't his friend.
18:25That girl was her friend.
18:27She was in Vegas with me when I got married, bro.
18:29She was like a witness to their wedding.
18:31It is what it is.
18:32But we need to talk.
18:33Yeah.
18:34I really actually appreciate that
18:35because everyone's had my side
18:37and hasn't reminded me of my wrongdoings in this.
18:40So that kind of calms me down
18:42to not want to cut his d*** off
18:43and slap him in the face with it.
18:45Maybe just cut the d*** off.
18:47Wow.
18:51Coming up.
18:52What?
18:55Look.
18:58No, no, no, no.
18:59Don't close.
19:00Don't close.
19:01Don't close.
19:01They're haters.
19:01Now I look like Amir.
19:03Like I have three kids.
19:17Hello, darling.
19:18Are you the bartender?
19:20Uh, Alejandro was supposed to show up.
19:22He hasn't shown up yet.
19:23So we'll see.
19:25Come, Miley.
19:26I need your help.
19:27I mean, I always loved the jewelry.
19:29It's in our culture.
19:30You know, it shows wealth.
19:33Can I have it?
19:33No, you can't.
19:34Baby.
19:35It fits me personally.
19:35I know.
19:36Okay, lady.
19:37Let's just put it where it was, okay?
19:39Living in Iran for the first 20 years of my life,
19:42I had an amazing life.
19:45My family, they were always providing the best.
19:48So when I came to America, I was 23, 24 years old.
19:52I started working in a restaurant and providing for myself,
19:55and I got where I want to be.
19:58It's very satisfying to me.
19:59It just kind of gives me more power.
20:02Where's my bartender?
20:06I think I'm just going to do this myself.
20:08Skye?
20:09Uh, something really weird is going on.
20:12I don't think this guy is Alejandro.
20:14I don't know how this could have happened.
20:15Good.
20:15We don't have a bartender.
20:16I'll take care of it.
20:17Don't worry about it.
20:18What do you mean, don't worry about it?
20:19I am worried.
20:20I'll take care of it.
20:21I'm just going to set up the bar myself.
20:22Of course I feel bad about it.
20:24I understand how important this business is to Skye.
20:28But, you know, we all make mistakes.
20:31We are all human.
20:32Let's just swipe it under the rug again.
20:34That's what we do.
20:36Have you seen her jewelry?
20:37I have seen her jewelry.
20:38I actually saw some rings when I was having lunch
20:42and found out that Greg gets numbers from other women.
20:46What?
20:46I was like, Tanin, everything you're telling me
20:49sounds like one red flag after the other.
20:54Getting calls at 2 a.m. only involve a few things.
20:59Dick, hoo-ha, drugs, money.
21:05It's kind of alarming.
21:07Yeah.
21:12How did you turn up now?
21:19And then what?
21:21There was a way.
21:23Somebody just give me a glass of champagne
21:25before I go cuckoo banana.
21:37Hello.
21:38Hi.
21:38Hello.
21:40Hi, gorgeous.
21:41How are you?
21:42How are you?
21:43How are you?
21:44Good.
21:47This one is a rose gold and yellow gold.
21:49I love this one.
21:49I love this one.
21:50Even my knuckle ring.
21:51Here you go.
21:54What?
21:55It's morbid, you know?
21:57Oh, my goodness.
21:58More tabouli.
21:59More tabouli.
22:00Tabouli is not a Persian dish,
22:03but if he likes to make it, good for him.
22:06I want this one.
22:07I'll put it here, but I know that it's already sold.
22:11Hi.
22:12Look at this.
22:13I love you.
22:14Thank you so much.
22:15How are you?
22:17Good.
22:17Good?
22:17Peter Jun, I was trying to be like you.
22:20I wore my emerald today.
22:21Yeah.
22:21Very nice.
22:23Oh, these are all gold, huh?
22:24Everything is 18-karat gold.
22:26I think I haven't seen you in a while.
22:28I know.
22:28I, uh, Reza and I were actually just talking about you on the way in.
22:31Oh, boy.
22:32I want to buy this for Adam for his birthday.
22:34Oh, okay.
22:35Yeah.
22:35I'll give you the price.
22:36Yeah, he said y'all went out and Greg was doing some questionable behavior.
22:40I mean, wait, which one are you talking?
22:42Like a phone number?
22:42Oh, um, oh God.
22:46You can't really say a secret in this group and for it to not get out.
22:50It's not a trust issue problem for me.
22:52It's like for him to just, I was trying to bring up a communication issue.
22:55Can I eat something?
22:56I'm starving.
22:57Um, there he is.
23:00Oh, was it about me?
23:02We were just talking about, yeah.
23:04Communication.
23:04Communication.
23:05We have our days.
23:06Sometimes, some days it's great.
23:08Some days it's not.
23:09Just like anything else.
23:10Yeah.
23:11But if I were to give my number out to someone, like, he would not like it.
23:14She was a weird person and she kind of like caught me in like an awkward, like,
23:18give me your number.
23:19We're going to, uh, we're going to go here and we'll call you.
23:21I'm like, I was like in a weird spot.
23:23I'm like, okay.
23:24You know, it was like very innocent.
23:25I wasn't like, believe me.
23:27I was not trying to do anything.
23:28You don't have a fake number.
23:29You can like...
23:30I should have.
23:31I should have.
23:31I know.
23:32It's a combination of yellow gold and a rose gold.
23:35That is so stupid.
23:35And then the coin is 24 carats.
23:37Merky, merky.
23:38Hi, mommy.
23:39Beautiful.
23:40Are you for the red carpet?
23:42Carpet?
23:42Are you going to walk on the red carpet?
23:45Oh, thank you.
23:45I'll take it.
23:46Wow.
23:47Thank you for having us.
23:48Gorge.
23:49This looks amazing.
23:50Thank you so much for coming.
23:51Oh, sorry.
23:51How are you?
23:52Good to see you.
23:53Thank you for having me.
23:54Oh, I shaved my chest for you.
23:57Oh, my God.
23:58Give me!
23:59One button.
24:00One button.
24:01One button.
24:01Just one button.
24:02You don't have a drink.
24:03I need one.
24:04You know why?
24:05No, no, no.
24:06I'll tell you.
24:06Because we don't have a bartender.
24:08He said bartender good.
24:09He called a bartender last night at 9.30.
24:12The point is that I did it.
24:14It's the thought and the effort that counts.
24:16The point!
24:16The point!
24:17Oh, my God.
24:17You're dragging me nuts with the points.
24:21Everything's fine.
24:22Anything's fine.
24:23Actually, it's going to be like 80 people.
24:25Mm-hmm.
24:26Does she mean eight people?
24:27Wait.
24:28Uh-huh.
24:29Uh-huh.
24:30I'm serious.
24:31I don't want you to be late for the trunk show.
24:33How many people?
24:34A lot of people are going to be there.
24:35Like 80 people.
24:36Okay.
24:36That's a lot of people.
24:38I know.
24:39I want the 80 men that were supposed to be here or the 80 people.
24:41I can't deal with just you .
24:44Yeah.
24:44There's not 80 people here.
24:45You look so cute, by the way.
24:47You look so cute.
24:47Yeah, I know.
24:51What's that on that?
24:52No.
24:52I'll pack it for you.
24:53That one's for Mother's Day.
24:54That would be good.
24:55What?
24:56Because I knew.
24:59It looks good.
25:00If you button up one more.
25:02No, no, no, no, no.
25:03No, no.
25:04It's not .
25:05It kills the God.
25:06No, no, no, no.
25:08Don't close.
25:09Don't close.
25:09They're haters.
25:10Now I look like Amir.
25:11Like I have three kids.
25:12One more.
25:13Your makeup.
25:14Oh, thanks, babe.
25:16Sweat does to your makeup.
25:18No, no, no, no, no.
25:18I'm going to smoke a J.
25:19Oh.
25:20Let me see.
25:21Oh, thank you so much.
25:22I am so bored.
25:24I mean, God bless weed.
25:25It keeps me calm.
25:27It keeps me sane.
25:28It keeps the crazy away.
25:30I'm getting some water.
25:31I'm getting out of here.
25:32Oh, oh, oh.
25:33She's smoking a J.
25:34Anyway.
25:35This is not okay.
25:36Who does that without asking?
25:38Can you please tell Georgie if the kids come downstairs,
25:40don't let them come out?
25:43Because she's a smoking J and I don't want them dizzy.
25:46She's smoking like she owns the place.
25:48I'm like, jam is gone.
26:03She's a smoking J.
26:06This is not okay.
26:08Buggy, can you come grab this for me, please?
26:11I am very annoyed by it, because it's so rude.
26:15This is my home.
26:17You're not here to party.
26:20Were you smoking a cigarette?
26:23No.
26:23What was that?
26:24It was weed.
26:25I'm like, next time please ask.
26:26That's not cool.
26:27Here you go, my friend.
26:28Thank you so much.
26:29Where's the man?
26:30Where's the single man?
26:31Hey.
26:32You look good.
26:33Where's my view?
26:35Yeah.
26:36Wow.
26:37How you doing?
26:41Boxing.
26:42Boxing.
26:42Yes.
26:43I will do boxing with you.
26:44I know.
26:44I went for my first time with him.
26:46How'd you feel?
26:47I was trying to help her.
26:48She was doing fine.
26:48But I also think she was motivated to hit,
26:50because she was looking at me.
26:51She's like, don't have a fourth child.
26:52Don't worry.
26:53She's trying to get a vasectomy.
26:54This time next year.
26:55Me and my brother, we're both, like, oopsies, so.
26:58I'm an only child, and I always wanted a lot of kids
27:01or a large family.
27:02Like, holy , like, we're outnumbered.
27:06I know, Bobby.
27:08Mommy.
27:09Mommy.
27:09No more.
27:10After Roman, it was like, definitely not.
27:12We've got to wait.
27:13And then Sienna came.
27:15And so, like, it's always no until it becomes yes.
27:18No.
27:19Not with me.
27:20The unplanned ones are the most special, I think.
27:23Whatever.
27:24Where is Tommy, brother?
27:25He will come and pick me up.
27:26He's going to come inside and pick you up?
27:28I mean, I doubt it, but he'll probably definitely play up.
27:31He's waiting my whole life to meet Tommy.
27:32Can I say something?
27:33I've never met Tommy.
27:35Well, he's going to pick me up, though.
27:37I actually, at some point, I would love to meet him.
27:40Yeah.
27:42Tommy's absence is starting to wear on me,
27:44but I know it's really complicated because Tommy and Rosa
27:47haven't seen each other in, like, five years.
27:50I think that Tommy could make more of an effort.
27:52I'm not telling him to jump off a cliff.
27:54You know, you're my husband.
27:56We're a team.
27:57It's not about you.
27:58It's about us.
27:59If Tommy did not answer, I have to reach him.
28:01Sorry right behind me, babe.
28:03Yeah.
28:04No, let's go sit in the other room.
28:07I have to go.
28:08I love you.
28:09This was beautiful and very expensive.
28:12I love you so much.
28:13Is everything okay?
28:14Yeah, I just wanted to tell Tommy to come pick me up.
28:17He didn't want to come today.
28:19No, but he's going to come pick me up.
28:21I like your jewelry.
28:22Thanks, babe.
28:24It's very pretty.
28:25I like the stacks.
28:26Are you distracting the conversation by complimenting me
28:29on random shit right now?
28:31Yeah.
28:31Yeah, what do you want it to say?
28:32How are you feeling when you're in these group settings?
28:35I would like my significant other, you know?
28:39Does it make you feel sad?
28:41There could have been a sad point.
28:43And then in order to survive through sad,
28:45you had to pivot and get somewhere else.
28:47I'll take that sad point.
28:49I'll take that sad point.
28:50That was a big...
28:50You don't say that very easily.
28:53Okay.
28:54I think Maris is afraid to be alone.
28:57She's also very insecure.
28:58So maybe she's thinking,
29:00how is she going to find another guy to love her?
29:02But I'll tell you something.
29:04That girl has been getting work done to her.
29:07And anytime one person in the marriage starts looking good,
29:11it's a divorce coming.
29:12I would like to focus on my business and my career
29:17and the last thing right now that I want to think about
29:19and, hmm, what am I going to...
29:21Let me analyze what's missing in my marriage.
29:23I can't.
29:24I'm not really there right now.
29:25That makes sense.
29:27And then...
29:30I just don't want you to become suppressed
29:33and numb to a situation
29:35because he's this way, you're this way.
29:37Yeah, you have to adjust.
29:38So you're just mirroring him.
29:40Yes, yes.
29:41So why doesn't he ever mirror you?
29:44I don't know.
29:45Maybe you can ask him.
29:47How often do you all go out on a date?
29:49Like, just you two?
29:51None of your girlfriends?
29:52Less than we should.
29:52That's for sure.
29:54That's for Sagittarius' answer.
29:56There's this chart about signs
29:58and it says, like, percentages of which one would work out.
30:02Bombshot and Skye are 97%.
30:06Like, you guys are perfect.
30:09Really?
30:09It doesn't seem that way.
30:10Why?
30:11She's very, very strong-minded.
30:14You know, she doesn't want to back up.
30:15So are you.
30:16And so am I.
30:17So we come to a point where we don't really reach
30:20a resolution, right, in a separate bed.
30:22She's staying away from me.
30:24That's very new.
30:25I enjoy waking up in the morning and seeing her face.
30:28I always did.
30:29It was one of my favorite things.
30:30I have a weird perspective on that,
30:31because we've been sleeping in separate beds for a very long time.
30:34I just sleep so much better.
30:36And I'm a happier, I'm a better person.
30:38Yeah, I don't give a shit that you sleep better.
30:40Well, you.
30:41Well, me.
30:42Yeah, fine.
30:43I don't give a shit.
30:43What's going on?
30:44Tandon has a very straight face on her.
30:46That's the Botox, babe.
30:48She does, though.
30:50Can I say what's annoying about men?
30:51Men are a little bit more like,
30:53let me brush under the rug.
30:56That bitch that I deal with on a daily basis when I have an issue,
30:59I have to go deal with her.
31:01So you need to go deal with her.
31:02Sky's my best friend, but I definitely think she's stubborn.
31:05She kind of, like, blocks off if there's an issue
31:07rather than talking about it.
31:09And I'm, like, the opposite.
31:10What?
31:10What is happening?
31:12You're talking about communication.
31:13And you're talking about...
31:14Sorry, Matt, no one's talking.
31:15That's the problem.
31:16Yeah.
31:17Uh, so what is talking?
31:19It really doesn't get anywhere,
31:20because I have an event, and then we don't have a bartender.
31:22And then he's like...
31:24No, dude.
31:25It's not a problem.
31:25Don't worry about it.
31:26I'll take care of it.
31:26Then he left.
31:27The bartender didn't show up, man.
31:30Like a lot of other things.
31:31But it's fine.
31:32Like other things.
31:35Here.
31:35This is...
31:36Okay.
31:37A lot of other things.
31:37Hold on.
31:38Can I ask her?
31:39Can I ask something?
31:39Sorry.
31:40Both of you.
31:41Leave me alone.
31:41Leave me alone.
31:44Are you willing to talk or not?
31:46this .
31:47Leave me alone.
31:48It's problematic, man.
31:51It's very rude and disrespectful if you come to my house
31:54to talk about me or my marriage.
31:56It's, like, so low.
31:57Don't be a loser.
31:58There you go.
32:00Can I ask a question?
32:01I'm still a little bit upset about where the 80 people are.
32:05Fuck.
32:06I just want 80 Jews right now.
32:09Wow.
32:10What is wrong with this, people?
32:16Coming up.
32:21Hello?
32:21You go around talking shit about everyone.
32:23Oh, I never loved Dennis.
32:24I would never be with Dennis.
32:25I never married this.
32:26So what do you care for then?
32:35You know, it's a short distance.
32:37Little.
32:39Nice shot.
32:42Okay.
32:44I was a champion in ping pong.
32:48We're very proud of you.
32:49Almost athletic.
32:52Oh, very good.
32:53One more.
32:59Hello.
33:01Hi.
33:02Hi.
33:03How are you?
33:04Good to see you.
33:05Mwah.
33:06Alrighty.
33:07Are you hungry?
33:09This is what I need to do to open this.
33:11I can't do it.
33:11Anybody coming over, I always like to make sure we are fed.
33:14That's just a part of the culture, I think.
33:16It's just a cute little spread.
33:21Nusha John means like feeding your soul in a way.
33:25So that's how we show love.
33:27Let's go.
33:28Damn thing.
33:30Oh my God, this is so heavy.
33:32I would marry Buddy in a heartbeat.
33:34He's the most amazing male anything that I've ever seen.
33:39Isn't he the best?
33:41When do you get married?
33:43Yeah.
33:44Five.
33:44You're invited to the next one.
33:45And ten years later.
33:47The butterflies you get the first six months.
33:50I'm not worried about butterflies.
33:51As long as you have a partnership.
33:53Because that's all what I would like, right?
33:55The concept of a partnership, the unity, but.
33:57Absolutely.
33:58So.
33:58Uh-huh.
33:59Dennis, I'm actually seeing him tomorrow.
34:01What?
34:01Yeah.
34:02I asked my dad.
34:03My dad, I don't know why, despite everything that Dennis has done,
34:06my dad loves Dennis.
34:07That's a big deal.
34:08It is a big deal.
34:09Yeah.
34:10I'm shocked that she wants to meet with Dennis.
34:15I mean, I feel like she was going through a lot of hurt.
34:19Betrayed, not just by him, by her best friend.
34:22She just portrays it a little bit more with strength or with her walls up.
34:27Do you still have a little bit of feelings or?
34:31God, no.
34:32Do you want to my friend instead?
34:34The week after we got married?
34:35She was in Vegas when we got married?
34:38Like, are you for real?
34:39It sucks the way it happened.
34:42But, um, you'll talk about business, too, tomorrow.
34:45We have to.
34:46Yeah.
34:46We was doing so well.
34:47I mean, you don't want to lose that.
34:49I don't.
34:50Honestly, we were making so much money.
34:53Dennis and I went into business together intimately Gigi, which is my sex toy company.
34:58At this point, there's no business.
35:00I need to pay for my son's tuition, my health care, my rent, my cars, and all that.
35:05It hurts me to my core to say that I need Dennis's help.
35:09But business is business, and I want to get back to that.
35:12Is your feelings that you want your best friend back?
35:14I'm just hoping my hands stay down.
35:17You should handcuff yourself.
35:19Yes, I'm going to slap him so hard.
35:31Hello.
35:32Hello.
35:33How's it going?
35:33Good.
35:35Why is your table is always a mess?
35:38How are you?
35:39Good, man.
35:39Actually, it's pretty good.
35:42Oh, this is pretty good?
35:43This is the best it's been.
35:44Let me finish this one thing, because actually I'm done with it.
35:47Perfect time.
35:48The change order where the client questioned it, architect declined it.
35:54Why?
35:55Because they don't know anything.
35:57My background is in architecture.
35:59Also, I had a lot of artistic abilities and creativities.
36:03So right now, my business is a design-build company.
36:06Come and tell me, hey, this is my vision.
36:09Can you please draw it for me, design it for me, and then build it for me?
36:14I can do that.
36:16So anyway, actually, we didn't get a chance to talk about Saturday.
36:21As much as I'm pissed off at everybody else, I'm pissed off at you, too.
36:26Because at some point, I turned around that everybody's so busy talking to each other about our problems.
36:34And you were actually engaging with them.
36:37No, I had no choice but to engage with them.
36:39And I stood up for both of us.
36:41Believe me, I shut it down.
36:43Good.
36:43In a way.
36:45Before everybody came, and I'm sorry for saying this, you were already a little bit tense.
36:50Tell me what?
36:52Somehow, you were kind of, like, involved with that part of me being intense.
36:57Why you don't want to talk about that part of it?
36:59The issue with the bartender.
37:01You were like, oh, I asked Bombshot to do something.
37:04No, I asked Bombshot four days ago for a bartender, and he says, I'll take care of it.
37:09And you failed.
37:10You have no idea the kind of days, the moments that I have.
37:14Same thing with me.
37:14I have a crazy day every day.
37:17Sky, my wife, she has a lot of opinion, a lot to say.
37:22And that's why I love her.
37:23I like strong women.
37:25But right now, she's just way, way too hard.
37:29It's not that it's like, oh, my God, it's just the first time it happened, and I'm overreacting.
37:35No, it's a buildup.
37:36You know, it's a little bit here, a little bit there.
37:38And you don't deliver.
37:39You failed.
37:41Sky, this is a very bad attitude.
37:44Why is a bad attitude?
37:45To pull your husband out.
37:47It's like always, oh, I asked you to get the bartender.
37:50You failed.
37:51I asked you to do this.
37:52You failed.
37:53Talk like a normal human being.
37:55When there is a problem, instead of just losing your .
37:58Yeah, I'm a failure.
37:59I'm a failure.
37:59I'm a failure.
38:00What the is that?
38:02I asked you to do something, and you couldn't deliver.
38:05And then I pointed out you didn't like it.
38:08You know what?
38:08I'm a big failure.
38:10Whatever.
38:22They took you to bring like you.
38:25I love you.
38:30verklases and other ones.
38:32They make me feelcharged so much with them.
38:32Chery.
38:36What can I get you to drink to start-
38:38May I get, um, a glass of red wine?
38:41And may I get my, um, friend a luchy martini.
38:46Yeah, of course, no problem.
39:03Hello?
39:07No hug, no kiss, nothing?
39:11You know, I've been waiting for this moment for a long time.
39:14Here I am.
39:17How about that?
39:18No, no, no.
39:19Okay.
39:20See?
39:20Relax.
39:21Calm me down.
39:22I mean, I would think you would walk in with, like, gifts and gold and all types of shit right
39:29now with a big banner apology.
39:31I mean, I would have had Sky riding outside the restaurant that said, I'm such an asshole.
39:37Thank you so much.
39:40You're welcome.
39:41You are my family.
39:42We still are.
39:43No, no, no.
39:44Why are you so angry?
39:47Should we start there?
39:48Is that a good place to start?
39:49I think it's all there.
39:50Why am I angry?
39:51There's a level of trust and loyalty.
39:54Oh.
39:54And I just would never, ever try to go and date one of your friends.
40:01Okay.
40:02Let alone a week after, or less than that, after I got married to you.
40:09I would never go and do that to you.
40:11Do you understand what I'm saying?
40:12Uh-huh.
40:12So there's my source of anger.
40:15There's a lot of hurt there.
40:16There's a lot of betrayal there.
40:19I have a fear of showing sadness.
40:21So that's usually when anger would show up.
40:28I kind of went into her face.
40:30You've said you kind of played a part.
40:33How does that factor into, does that factor in at all?
40:36It doesn't.
40:38What I did with Dennis does not factor into what he did because Dennis never knew that I only married
40:45him to get back at my ex when he got with my friend a week after we got married.
40:50I didn't know he can go to this level to hurt me.
40:55I just didn't think he'd ever do it to me.
40:58You seem very numb to everything that I'm saying as if it's not a big deal to just go after
41:03someone's friend.
41:04I feel like if she was your true friend, I would have been a scumbag for doing that.
41:08No, no, no, Dennis.
41:09Go yourself right now.
41:10Go yourself right now because if you're going to be a douchebag and not keep it real, don't do that.
41:17Don't do that with me.
41:18Hold on a second.
41:18You're acting like I cheated on you or I left you just to be with her.
41:24I said, hey, I don't want to be married to you.
41:26And then that happened after we got divorced.
41:28We know very much.
41:29I didn't cheat on you or leave me for another girl.
41:31We know very well.
41:32Talking about the enrollment, my response was, wow, are you already lining up your third marriage?
41:37You seem very eager to get this annulled.
41:39Okay.
41:39Because right there, I was correct.
41:41You're really losing it.
41:42No, I'm not losing it.
41:43That's not who I thought you were.
41:44You are definitely losing it.
41:45You're very different.
41:46You go around talking shit about anyone else.
41:48Okay, Dennis.
41:48I never looked at this.
41:49I would never be with Dennis.
41:50I'm never married to someone you care for then.
41:51Why do you care then?
41:54I really, can I go outside and punch something?
41:57I need to feel some pain or something.
42:02What is this shit?
42:03I love you.
42:12Next time, on the Valley Persian side.
42:16Exidy!
42:18Where the people at?
42:20Last time you came to my house, kids were upstairs and you were smoking weed.
42:25I just have a little surprise coming in.
42:28She's a medium.
42:29Do you understand a younger female, sudden passing?
42:32Is this your wife?
42:36What's up, everybody?
42:38Dennis the Nettles.
42:39What the is he doing here?
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