00:12Hey, he's got nerve! Call me Weenie Dog! So I bit him! What would you do? I mean, you stuck
00:17it in my face!
00:19Hey! What are you dogs doing here?
00:25Uh, here where?
00:27Where? Why, you're on my farm!
00:31Oh. What's a farm?
00:35What's a farm? Just look around. Everything you see is farm!
00:43What's it do?
00:44Do? Well, I ain't that cute.
00:48But it's wrong! It don't do nothing! You see, in the beginning, man and the land were separate.
00:56And lo, man became curious about what the land had to offer. And the land welcomed the man, saying,
01:03Come and sample of my splendor! Partake of my earthly bounty! And lo, man did partake of the splendor of
01:13the land! And it was good!
01:18And so, from this sacred brotherhood of man and land, the modern farm was born! To make a long story,
01:26stuffy boys, the farm is where you grow things!
01:28What things? Food! Food! Food! What kind of food?
01:33Whatever you want!
01:38What should we grow?
01:40Breakfast.
01:41Breakfast? Cornflakes!
01:43Corn? That's easy! Come on, I'll show ya!
02:01Mother Earth!
02:04Corn!
02:05Like I said, simple as taking the work! Just drop it in the ground and let nature do the rest!
02:20There!
02:21Well, ain't that cute!
02:23Heh heh!
02:24But it's wrong!
02:26You gotta follow proper farming procedure!
02:29You got seeds to sow, and weeds to hoe!
02:32Gotta cultivate, then irrigate!
02:34But first, you gotta plow!
02:46Heh heh!
02:47Now ain't that cute!
02:49But it's wrong!
02:52Use a tractor!
02:59Hi! How we doin'?
03:01Not bad!
03:02But it's still wrong!
03:04Let me show ya!
03:07Proper preparation on the land ain't no job for mere dog power!
03:12You need...
03:13More power!
03:15Ha ha ha ha!
03:32More power!
03:46I love the smell of nature in the morning!
03:50Smells like...
03:52manure!
03:54Can we eat now?
03:56Eat?
03:57What?
03:57Why you boys still got to irrigate!
03:59You do know what irrigation is, don't you?
04:05Hmm...
04:05Maybe I'd better show ya!
04:08Mother Nature was plenty generous with the precious gift of water!
04:12But am I less obligin' about where she put it!
04:15Thereby requiring man, that's me, to take matters into his own hands!
04:20You fellas are about to see modern irrigation engineering in action!
04:37Man and nature, workin' together for the good of the land!
04:42Enough to make a strong man down right down!
04:51Gee!
04:52Not much water for all this land!
04:55Sadly so!
04:57Course the government'll still pay me good money for what I don't grow!
05:00No!
05:02So much for cornflakes!
05:04Now we need some milk!
05:05Milk?
05:05Act simple!
05:06Comes from cows!
05:08Here!
05:08There in the barn!
05:10Okay!
05:12What's a cow?
05:21Is that a cow?
05:23Could be!
05:37Stupid cow!
05:40Milk!
05:41Milk!
05:43Milk!
05:47Hey!
05:48He's got milk!
05:50And then...
05:51Why don't you go get it?
06:02Nice work!
06:04I need...
06:05Eat?
06:07No, ain't that cute!
06:09But it's grown!
06:12Takes six months for food to grow!
06:14It's all part of the wonder of the land!
06:17And nobody loves the land more than me!
06:20Why?
06:21I guess I just about love it to death!
06:26I guess!
06:35Cornflakes!
06:39Hmm!
06:40Good breakfast!
06:42Breakfast?!
06:43That's not breakfast!
06:45You boys wait right here!
06:48I'll whip you up some nice ham and egg!
06:52Bessie!
06:53Where are you, girl?
06:54Are you gonna date with a fried pig?
06:57Woo!
06:59Big, big, big!
07:00Come on, Bessie!
07:01I love dates!
07:03Gonna get you some breakfast!
07:04Come on, Bessie!
07:06Barrex!
07:06I love you, man!
07:06Me that's not.
07:06I love you!
07:07You are so much gonna' do...
07:08You can't acesso who you are, man!
07:08You must be out!
07:08You're welcome, man!
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