00:12well good morning boys and girls just look at all your bright shiny faces that i love so much
00:19as you know your regular teacher mrs crab face had a nervous breakdown and won't be with us for a
00:27while so today you have a new substitute teacher he's kind of a big boy hope you like him
00:54hello there little fella good day class you boys and girls can call me
01:02mr h here let me spell that for you
01:11so
01:15so
01:29oh
01:41i'm your new teacher i love teaching yes sir nothing makes this old boy's heart purr like the
01:50sight and sound of your young minds plopping up with a learning i bestow upon so anybody know their abcs
02:08i can see you're gonna need some serious tutoring
02:15what a feller
02:17okay son this'll be easy as pie all you gotta do is recite your abcs correctly
02:25and this little baby will give you a malted milk ball what could be funner than that
02:31what's this on my head
02:33oh that's nothing unless you happen to be incorrect
02:36then you get an educationally motivating electric shop
02:40shall we begin
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02:50hmm
02:54well isn't that cute
02:56but it's wrong
02:58there
03:01guy again
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03:07hmm
03:09real cute
03:10but it's still wrong
03:12one more time
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03:16seven
03:17what
03:18give me that
03:20hmm
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04:08Now, remember, boys and girls, never overfeed your pets.
04:13You wouldn't want your designated animals bloating up on you, would you?
04:22Have a trouble with your little buddy, sonny?
04:28I'm scared it'll bite me.
04:31No need to fret.
04:33The rabbit is one of nature's cutest and gentlest creatures.
04:39See?
04:40Hey, Buffy, want to see something big and slimy?
04:44Ah, a frog!
04:47Ah, a kitty!
04:53Here you go!
04:56Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
05:00oh.
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05:33The actual moment when the South surrendered to the North.
05:38Go at it, boys.
05:40Make peace.
05:42No, I can't.
05:44Why should I surrender to this fowler?
05:46He can't even tie his own shoes.
05:49I didn't.
05:50That's it.
05:51The South shall rise again.
05:55What a fowler.
05:58Well, isn't that cute?
06:01That's right.
06:03Oh, it ain't the way it happened at all.
06:06According to the book, you got your facts mixed up.
06:11Charge!
06:14First off, nobody ever fell.
06:18Wait, I take that back.
06:20General Grant might have fallen off his horse.
06:24Huh?
06:26Whoa!
06:30That's better.
06:36Dirty Rebels got me.
06:38Oh, please don't let me die.
06:41There's still so much I must do for my country.
06:46Well, boys and girls, looks like this old boy's time is up.
06:52Preserve the unit!
07:01I thought Lincoln was shot.
07:03I thought Lincoln was shot.
07:05Oh, okay.
07:07Someone was shot.
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