00:18Two stupid dogs, two stupid dogs, two stupid dogs!
00:30Two stupid dogs, two stupid dogs.
00:47Today we're going to learn the fine art of cartoon brutality.
00:54Gentlemen, begin beating.
00:58Prepare to plummet, pickle puss
01:00You're the pickle puss
01:02This is you
01:10Here, boys
01:16Gentlemen, a slab of meat this caliber
01:19Your eyes should be at least this big
01:22I'm all in
01:27Okay, kiddies, this is it
01:30There are no mommies here for you, little girls
01:38I had canned yams for breakfast
01:42All right, ladies, suit up
01:51No cutesy in my core, only funny cartoons
01:55You know, lots of butt jokes
01:59No, no, too beanie
02:02Too out there
02:04Too in there
02:06No, too diseased
02:11Ah, perfect
02:13Classic cartoon attire
02:15We'll call you
02:17Hammy and Loafy
02:19All right, ladies
02:20This exercise is truly a treat
02:23But there's no such thing as a free lunch
02:26You gotta earn these suckers
02:29By creating a larger lump
02:31On your adversary's head
02:33Than he can manifest on yours
02:36Gentlemen, begin beating
02:46I'm awaiting, ladies
02:49Strike, strike him
02:51Strike him
02:53Strike him
02:54Kill
02:55Dismember
02:57Mame
02:58Scrape
02:59Hurt
03:00Boot
03:00Kick
03:01Out
03:01Strike
03:02Strike
03:03Strike
03:04Strike
03:07I can never hit you, chum
03:10Not even with a wet noodle
03:17Lumps
03:18I want shiny lumps
03:19Self-induced
03:21Loafy
03:22But now, soldier
03:26Well, let's see it, boy
03:31Now there's an exemplary goosey
03:34Thanks
03:36Next
03:37I, uh
03:38Now, Hammy
03:42Loafs
03:48Holy tomato bisque
03:51Looky there
03:52They're ready
03:53To the simulator
04:01Corporal
04:02Yes, sir
04:03Send in the first recruit
04:05Yes, sir
04:07Good luck
04:08What?
04:34It's Hammy
04:35Sandwich time
04:37What do you want?
04:38Gold?
04:39Diamonds?
04:39Property?
04:40I'll do anything
04:41Please
04:41My father's rich
04:42I'll leave it
04:43Give you corn
04:52Meat
05:10Did I do that?
05:14Yes
05:16Off of me
05:17Let's go
05:31Look at them smoking buns
05:36Corporal
05:37Yes, sir
05:38Prepare, Loafy
05:40Yes, sir
05:42Good luck
05:43Thanks
05:48Yo-hoo
05:51Loafy honey
06:05Silly boy
06:23Let me show you how the French kiss
06:42I've been playing
06:51Oh, yes
06:52I'm going to keep
06:54Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
07:04Free, I'm free
07:07Oh, Sasha
07:14We're free
07:25So, you want to come over for a sandwich or something?
07:28Sure
07:56I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
07:59I don't know
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