00:15Two stupid dogs! Two stupid dogs! Two stupid dogs!
00:36You see, sure is beautiful, eh, pal? I mean, think of the great independent minds that made this country possible.
00:43Hey, man, got any food?
00:46No, I ain't got any food. Just a little slice of chicken?
00:51Look, I'm a dog. I ain't got nothing. See? No pockets.
00:56Oh, one or two ricelits? Man, that's all I asked.
01:01Why don't you leave us alone?
01:03Look, buddy, I've got a disease. I think we better go.
01:09Shut up! You know, if you don't get out of here and leave us alone, I'll save you for Miss
01:14Billy.
01:15Hey, I don't come into your home and say nasty stuff to you!
01:20Home? What are you talking about? Public property!
01:25I'll bust your nose!
01:36Yikes!
01:39Good gravy! Where are your clothes?
01:41I tell you, you couldn't find your heads with both hands without me.
01:45Yo, you two! Tweedledee and Tweedledum, come here!
01:48The ambassador has to speak tonight!
01:51Take him back and get him dressed!
01:52Go! It's good!
01:57Man, I am so sorry this happened.
02:00I wish they'd keep those USC graduates off the streets!
02:04Who are you?
02:06Why, I'm your best friend!
02:09I don't know you.
02:11Wait! What do you mean you don't know me?
02:14Don't you remember? We were in the war together!
02:16Remember the little gremlins that busted out of the control panel and started chewing on your ears like gum?
02:25I had to beat him off you with a baseball bat!
02:28It took hours!
02:30Remember? Remember now?
02:33Quack!
02:35Don't worry, pal! I'll shake your basket loose!
02:43Oh, there you are!
02:45There you are!
02:45Listen, show a little action this time.
02:47We don't want people to think of a cold.
02:54Oh, you're an animal!
02:56Oh, there's the first lady.
02:59I've got two first.
03:01Hi, honey!
03:02First things first.
03:03We've got to get rid of...
03:06These!
03:08You look smooth!
03:12See? I told you these things are no good!
03:14They collect oxygen to your hair follicles!
03:18How is every little sick?
03:20Wonderful. Just wonderful.
03:22Never better.
03:23Super. Good to see you.
03:25Hey, mister!
03:26Will you play with me?
03:29Please?
03:33One good whack and you'll have total recall!
03:37Getting a craving for your favorite hydrant?
03:41Getting hungry for some corn?
03:45Come on, doggy!
03:46Want to go for a walk?
03:48I am not an animal.
03:50I am a politician.
03:53Idiot!
03:56Sweetie, don't kick the ambassador.
03:58Don't tell me.
03:59He's a generous chiller.
04:01Oh, right.
04:02So is the president.
04:04Hi, this is great.
04:05Come on, kid.
04:06Find the money in Uncle President's coat.
04:08That's it. Don't be afraid.
04:11Well, I know what'll do the trick.
04:15All we need is a little dog juice in you
04:17and you'll be back to normal.
04:20Come on!
04:23Come on!
04:25Come on!
04:26Come on!
04:26Give it...
04:27Boys!
04:27Come on!
04:41Look, this looks like monkey boss.
04:47Ladies and gentlemen, I'm pleased to introduce tonight's speaker, Foreign Ambassador Fido.
04:57During the holidays, when vacations are in turn, it's a good time to vacation from yourself.
05:05Of course, you cannot vacate your body and go off somewhere, but you can alter your mind and frame of
05:13living so that for well-grounded purposes, you will be taking a vacation from yourself.
05:20Here are some of my suggestions.
05:25Okay, grab that tree and start shaking.
05:30Fire!
05:32Hey, it's working!
05:36Oh, my!
05:38I remember!
05:40I'm a renowned foreign ambassador!
05:45Hey, Gad, it's getting worse!
05:47Quick!
05:48Run in front of that truck!
05:49So, in closing, I say, drop all cares and worries about politics, business, and the foreign situation.
06:00You will be astonished to find the world will manage to struggle on somehow.
06:06Take a vacation from yourself.
06:12Wonderful, God!
06:14Oh, world peace at last!
06:16What are you trying to do?
06:17Put everyone out of work?
06:19Hey, mister, put socks on your back.
06:23Good!
06:25Daddy!
06:26The ambassador killed socks!
06:29Do you think that's mean?
06:31I don't know.
06:32I think I have to get back with you on that act.
06:34Let me check with your mother, huh?
06:35No!
06:35You be a man and kick that jerk out!
06:40Oh!
06:43My little baby!
06:45Hey!
06:45What's the matter with you, huh?
06:47You smashin' my puppies!
06:50I see you!
06:54Okay, pal.
06:55Get off the hood.
06:57Yeah!
06:58All right.
06:59If this doesn't do the trick, nothin' will.
07:04Steady.
07:06Steady.
07:08Go!
07:11I'm hungry.
07:12Buddy!
07:13Come on, pal.
07:14Let's go mark some foreign territory.
07:17Okay.
07:19Hi, man.
07:21You got any food?
07:22Look, I ain't got nothing.
07:25I'm a dog.
07:51Come on, pal.
07:55I's a dog.
07:57Hey, man.
08:02I'm a dog.
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