00:20Tooth to the dog! Tooth to the dog!
00:30Tooth to the dog!
00:37Man! We've been waiting in this line forever! How long is this gonna take?
00:41We don't have all day, you know!
00:43Well, actually, we do have all day!
00:46But I hate standing in lines!
00:48Lines! Lines! Lines!
00:50I hate waiting in lines!
00:53Next!
00:54Woohoo!
00:58Yippee! That's us!
01:00Yes! We're next! We're so next! I'm not vexed!
01:04Cause we're next!
01:11Mailman!
01:17Hey!
01:19Why do so many people come here?
01:21To buy stamps!
01:24Stamps?
01:25To stand at the end of that line!
01:27I love them!
01:31I love them!
01:32Come on!
01:34Come on!
01:35I'm a kid!
01:37I'm a kid!
01:37I'm a kid!
01:38I'm a kid!
01:44I'm a kid!
01:46Hey! Hey! Hey!
01:47We're at the end of the line!
01:49You get in front of us!
01:52Oh!
01:59Types!
02:05Hey! Stop it!
02:10Stop!
02:12I love it!
02:13I love it!
02:14I love it!
02:15I love it!
02:17No!
02:18Mailman!
02:24Get off me, you big lug.
02:26Jeez, I can handle the rain, snow, sleet, dead of night, and these stupid knee socks.
02:31Fine, but nobody said anything about a big drooling dog.
02:37I don't drool.
02:49Are you 18?
02:51What?
02:52You better sign up, just in case.
02:55Okay.
03:00Huh?
03:03Hey, what's my name?
03:05Weenie Pants.
03:07That's not my name.
03:09Booger.
03:10No.
03:11Stinky.
03:12No, no, no.
03:14I don't know.
03:23Hey!
03:24You're in the army now, Private!
03:27I don't know!
03:31We interrupt this program to bring you this late-breaking story.
03:34War.
03:35Let's go to the battlefront.
03:37Live.
03:51Now, back to our program.
03:53Be all you can be, son.
03:56But please, be it somewhere else.
04:03I hate standing in line.
04:06I want to sit down.
04:07Where can I sit?
04:13I want to sit, too.
04:18Oh!
04:20Oh!
04:26Mailman.
04:33You'll pay for this.
04:35Mark my words.
04:36You will pay.
04:42Beat.
04:47Yeah!
04:58Thanks, pal.
05:03There.
05:05Finally.
05:06After all the long hours,
05:08that disrespect,
05:09that awful pasty taste you get on your tongue,
05:12that's time to end it.
05:14Once and for all.
05:16Prepare to die!
05:21Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
05:24Is this really the best way to cope with the complex emotions you're experiencing?
05:30You've clearly reshaped your external reality
05:33to justify your internal desire for conflict resolution.
05:38Don't turn to outward violence.
05:41Turn to inner strain.
05:43You're right.
05:43It's all so clear now.
05:45Oh, thank you.
05:46Thank you so much.
05:47Why, today is the first day of the rest of my life.
05:55Whoops.
05:59That's...
06:00Yippee!
06:01That's us!
06:01Make no fuss!
06:02Come on!
06:04Good afternoon, postal customers,
06:07and welcome to the wonderful world of postage!
06:12How may I help you?
06:14We want some stamps.
06:19Well, we have...
06:22First class, third class, no class,
06:25same day, next day, yesterday,
06:26air mail, express mail, no mail,
06:28young elves, old elves,
06:29and my personal favorite,
06:30toothbrushes through time!
06:33Yes, to satisfy that philatelic urge in you,
06:36it's true.
06:37Stamp collecting is a fascinating hobby,
06:40enjoyed by more than 22 million Americans.
06:44So what's your pleasure?
06:46Food stamps.
06:48Yeah!
06:49Food stamps!
06:51Oh, I just happen to have two remaining sheets
06:54of the commemorative Olympic wiener stamps.
06:57Well, we'll take them.
07:00We need French fries.
07:02Where do we get those?
07:04France?
07:05Hey!
07:06How do we get the France?
07:08Air bail!
07:17Your ketchup, monsieur.
07:19You're not killed?
07:19Thanks!
07:21Thanks!
07:29Let's get stupid!
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