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Celebrity Treasure Island NZ S07E01 (2026)
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00:06It's a brand new season of Celebrity Treasure Island.
00:1216 fresh celebs think they're ready, but they have no idea what's coming.
00:20This game just knows how to pull me, you know?
00:24I don't imagine there'll be a coup, I could be wrong.
00:26We are in for the kill today.
00:27Also, I've got an old mate crashing the party.
00:30Miss me?
00:32See, Rotter!
00:33We're back in the far north.
00:36And this quest is like nothing we've faced before.
00:39A brand new mystery is about to drop.
00:44What matters is that the world collapsed.
00:48Dystopia, it's ruins of civilization.
00:50Banks crumbled.
00:52Gold was the key.
00:54And chaos ruled.
00:59The games have begun.
01:01We're all set to get some revenge today.
01:04My face just got attacked.
01:06There are two more celebs waiting in the wings.
01:10Oh my God, I just got shivers.
01:12I have no idea what's going on.
01:15Everyone forward.
01:16Bigger battles.
01:19You look sick freak, mate, this game.
01:23Wilder meltdowns.
01:24We stole them.
01:26Their team are just the dirtiest players.
01:31Get the out of our face right now.
01:34It makes me feel sick.
01:35And the most emotional season of Celebrity Treasure Island yet.
01:40What the hell are we doing to each other?
01:43Stay in there, stay in there.
01:45You need a minute.
01:46Oh, f**k.
01:48I'm so sorry.
01:49I just heard.
01:51No more empathy.
01:52This is the game.
01:54Now we have a battle on our hands.
01:57We're not going down without a fight.
02:00Who's got what it takes to snag 100k for their charity?
02:03That's right.
02:04Celebrity Treasure Island is back, baby.
02:32To be continued...
02:34To be continued...
03:11Celebrity Treasure Island is back and our 16 new celebrities have no idea of the twists, turns and chaos that's
03:19about to hit them.
03:22I'm already nervous for the drama because usually I distance myself from it and now I've gone and put myself
03:31right in the boil up pot.
03:32I mean I didn't come here to stir the pot but if the pot needs stirring well damn.
03:40People think I'm a princess you know because I wear the tiaras and I love glam and I love dressing
03:45up and I love sparkles.
03:47I don't have like you know the guns and I probably don't look like the smartest person but I grew
03:54up with three brothers you know.
03:55I had to fight for everything that I got.
04:00I've always wanted to come on this.
04:02Oh I just love the show eh.
04:04It's a pretty good show.
04:05I've watched it like in those seasons and I just want to like dig up trees like a pirate.
04:10That's pretty cool.
04:11That's like a dream.
04:12That's a dream job right there.
04:13You know.
04:14Bucket list.
04:19I'm a family man, simple man, lives on the coast quiet, fishing, diving.
04:24You know my little life and then anything versus someone else I'm a competitive demon.
04:32If it's me versus you it's me man.
04:38I'm a sports reporter.
04:39That's where I hope people know me from.
04:41I'm not a sportsman.
04:42I'm definitely not adventurous.
04:45This is definitely outside my comfort zone.
04:47Like what am I doing here?
04:49I don't know.
04:52I would love to win this whole thing.
04:53I think a woman needs to win this.
04:55So I'm here to play.
04:57I'm here to play to win.
04:59I am pumped.
05:02Oh I feel that in my cockles eh.
05:05Dude I've done no training.
05:07I've done no training in any.
05:08I'm in like city mode right now.
05:11I don't really know much about how the show works.
05:14I've read a lot of Wikipedia articles about it.
05:17I feel like there's a lot of running involved.
05:19I feel like there's a lot of rice and beans in the show.
05:22My fitness is at an all time low.
05:24Last Refuge.
05:25Oh shit.
05:27I don't know what's happening.
05:29I don't know what's happening.
05:31I don't know what I'm signed up for.
05:35I have spent the last few years not being as adventurous as I used to be.
05:39So I'm just trying to do things that challenge me and not just be afraid of life.
05:45I don't want to be afraid of life.
05:46I don't have a great chance of balance.
05:48It's less than a foot deep.
05:49We are about to find out whether my idea of coming in here
05:53is really dumb or really smart.
05:59I just did something crazy behind me.
06:02It was our arrival on the island.
06:04Just want to march up the beach purposefully.
06:07Turn around.
06:08Gotcha.
06:09What is going on?
06:11Hey we need a medic mate.
06:13What did you do?
06:14I'm getting off the boat.
06:15I've done something through here.
06:17Okay.
06:18Can I have you sitting down with me?
06:19Well that's a record.
06:21Not even five minutes in and we're already calling the medic.
06:24Buckle up folks.
06:25I've really done a mischief to my knee.
06:27I haven't even really started the game yet and I'm a lame duck.
06:31It's like it's so frustrating and disappointing.
06:34It's not the pain.
06:35It's just I don't want to let my team down.
06:37I'm worried for my team.
06:39But sometimes pain can disperse through adrenaline and that's what I'm certainly hoping.
06:47A strained knee might not be the adventure Polly had in mind.
06:53But she's not about to let it dampen her spirits.
06:56Absolute icon.
06:58Alright, back into the action.
07:06Here they come.
07:07Fresh, fearless and totally unprepared.
07:10Just the way I like it.
07:12Kia ora.
07:13Well, well, well.
07:14Fancy seeing you guys here.
07:19The first thing going through my head is, holy hell, they are so young and beautiful.
07:26I am feeling very nervous.
07:29I'm feeling really excited.
07:31I saw their team and I was like, we've got this.
07:36Like, we've got this.
07:37Which is crazy to say.
07:39Nau mai haere mai ki te hiku o tika.
07:43The rugged landscape forming the tale of the legendary fisher of Maui, hauled up from the depths of the ocean.
07:48This is the far north.
07:52The place of meeting seas, shifting sands and ancient stories.
07:57Home to sacred sites such as Tererenga Waitua, Cape Reinga.
08:01Where, according to MÄori, the spirits of the departed take their final leap into the spiritual realm.
08:05It is home to the tribes of Muri Whenua.
08:08And we are privileged to stand in this place.
08:11Treat it with respect.
08:13Carry yourselves with mana.
08:15And honour the stories it holds.
08:18I probably should mention my old mate Jaden's back.
08:24It's because you miss me, isn't it?
08:25Yep.
08:26Yep.
08:27It was almost believable.
08:28I'll take it.
08:29It's good to have you back.
08:30Good to be back, Bree.
08:31Alright team.
08:32Take a good look around.
08:34These are your people.
08:35Your island whÄnau.
08:37How long you stay whÄnau?
08:39That's up to you.
08:41Ooh.
08:43Liv Parker's here.
08:44Hello.
08:45Good to see you mate.
08:46Good to be here.
08:47Your brother Chris Parker won Celebrity Treasure Island.
08:50No pressure.
08:51No pressure.
08:52And he won it right here in this very place.
08:54Okay.
08:55Yeah.
08:55I'm crumbling under that pressure.
08:58Chris Parker is my older brother who won the iconic season of 2021.
09:04Tell us the truth.
09:05Did he give you any words of wisdom?
09:07Surely he gave me words of affirmation.
09:10Because he knows me.
09:11I think because he knows me really well,
09:13his advice was more like be present.
09:16Don't be hard on yourself.
09:18And he was just like big bro.
09:19Kind of like supportive.
09:22Vinnie Bennett.
09:23Kia ora Jaden.
09:24You played a young Vin Diesel in Fast and Furious.
09:27Are you planning on bringing that same ride or die energy to the island?
09:30We'll have to find out, won't we?
09:35I was very Vin Diesel.
09:37I think people will underestimate my mental game.
09:40I think they might expect me to just depend on the physical and the brute force kind of side of
09:48it all.
09:50But no, no, we're on.
09:53They'll see.
09:55Polly Gillespie, great to see you.
09:59You have had an illustrious radio career, giving you battle-tested experience and wisdom.
10:04Do you think any of that's going to help you in this game?
10:07Absolutely not.
10:10We didn't either.
10:11No.
10:12David Kareos is here.
10:14Or should I say David Khaos.
10:15Mate, you're known for being about as calm as a seagull in a chip shop.
10:20I just clicked.
10:22I just clicked.
10:23That took a while, but I clicked.
10:24That's a good one.
10:25That's a good one.
10:25What's going on up here right now for you?
10:27I'm cold.
10:29I'm cold.
10:30I'm ready to warm up.
10:31I think the worst thing that could happen is burning bridges with people that I don't know that well yet.
10:38The more I get to know someone, I feel like that's when my more annoying parts of me come out.
10:44I think the worst thing that could happen is, like, people getting annoyed with me.
10:47Right.
10:48If you were listening carefully, there are a few hints in there as to why you've been placed into these
10:52two teams.
10:54Basically, we've put everyone with ADHD into one team.
11:02And your first challenge is to figure out which team that is.
11:07Obviously, I'm kidding.
11:09Kind of.
11:10Blue team, you have all been chosen because you carry wisdom of the sea.
11:16Ooh.
11:21Orange, you bring the fury of the skies.
11:25That's right, guys.
11:26This season is wisdom versus fury.
11:30Okay.
11:31Wow.
11:33Wow.
11:34We like it.
11:35I got goosies.
11:37The wisdom and fury thing makes a lot of sense for the two groups.
11:40But I interpret that as just old versus young.
11:44Let me explain a little bit more.
11:46Over here on the wisdom side, we have not one, but two TV doctors.
11:50And as we know, doctors have all the answers.
11:53How's it going, Benaria?
11:54Pretty good.
11:56Not sure we've got all the answers, but...
11:57Between us, we've got all the answers.
12:00I'd like to think I'm a little bit of an all-rounder, but I am going to be as surprised
12:04as anybody
12:05else in terms of what I'm good at doing and what I'm not good at doing.
12:10I'm a wild card to me.
12:12We also have Frank Bunce.
12:13The wise experience.
12:15Give it up.
12:18People always keep saying wise, but I'm not quite sure why.
12:21Because you're carrying that stick, Frank.
12:23Yeah.
12:24Frank Bunce is there.
12:25I've looked up to that guy.
12:25You know, like, I'm just chilling out with Frank Bunce, the All Black.
12:28You know, that's pretty surreal.
12:30Frank, you're a CTI alumni.
12:32Remind us what year that was.
12:33That was 2001, I think.
12:36How are you feeling about being back?
12:38I'm feeling great, actually.
12:39Every time he asks him, he says he can't remember him.
12:43You know, I get asked, why would you do it again?
12:45And it's the people, you know, it's always the people comes back down,
12:48because I can't remember any of the challenges.
12:50I can't remember the food.
12:52Over here on the Fury side, we have musician Georgia Lyons,
12:56fuelled by fire and passion.
12:58And here's a tip.
12:59If you do cross her, she will go Taylor Swift on your arse
13:02and write a song about you.
13:03Yes.
13:04Is that right, Georgia?
13:05I'm gathering things as I go, working on a new project.
13:08So this is like...
13:09I bloody bet you are.
13:10I've got my eyes on you.
13:12And I can't go past mentioning Jason Momoa's on-screen wife
13:16and warrior Wahine Toa.
13:19Tao, have you brought your best warrior face with you?
13:21Oh, absolutely.
13:22Not sure about the warrior legs, though.
13:24We'll find out.
13:24If you see me fall, just pretend it didn't happen.
13:27Cut it out.
13:28You would have seen me in Chief of War,
13:30standing next to Jason Momoa's arse cheeks.
13:35Can we see a bit of the warrior face right here, right now?
13:38Ooh!
13:41Yes, he is too old for me, but it's all good.
13:44He's the bro.
13:45Well, who wants to know their team names?
13:48Yeah!
13:50Blue team, you are Takapu.
13:53The Gannet, the master of the open sea, living where wind and water meet.
13:58A symbol of wisdom, precision and endurance.
14:01Calm in the air, fearless in the deep.
14:05They move with instinct, only striking when the time is right.
14:12Orange, your team is Kahu, the Harrier Hawk.
14:16Soaring high above the whenua, gliding on the shifting winds.
14:20It is more than a hunter.
14:21It is a kaitiaki.
14:24Kahu stands as a symbol of vision, vigilance and strength.
14:29Nice!
14:31That's good, that's good, that's good.
14:32I like it.
14:33All right, I think that is enough talking, enough posing for the cameras.
14:37Who's ready for their first challenge?
14:43First up, you'll be going head to head, and trust me, there is a lot riding on this one.
14:49Oh no.
14:50Oh no.
14:51You're about to battle it out to decide who will become your first fearless leaders.
14:56And if you've ever watched Celebrity Treasure Island, you would know that the Kaihotu in this
15:00game holds all the power.
15:03Now, before we kick off, there's a surprise twist.
15:08Yo.
15:09Oh my god, I just got shivers.
15:11I just got shivers.
15:13Oh, I'm excited about this.
15:15Oh my god.
15:16Oh my god.
15:27There are two more celebs waiting in the wings, ready to crash the party.
15:32Oh my god.
15:34Sweet.
15:36And trust us, they are absolute legends in their fields.
15:43Whichever team wins this first challenge gets to choose one of them as your Kaihotu.
15:47Oh.
15:49Oh.
15:50Oh.
15:51Oh.
15:52Oh.
15:52Oh my.
15:53It's kind of like Celebrity Treasure Island Tinder, and trust me, you want to be swiping
15:57right first.
16:00Who's ready for their first challenge?
16:02Yeah!
16:04Yeah!
16:05All right.
16:06First up, one player from each team will enter the arena, armed with a balancing disc and
16:12a small statue balancing on that disc.
16:14Your aim is to knock your opponent's statue to the ground.
16:18First team to seven points wins.
16:21Capisce?
16:21Capisce.
16:23Let's do this thing!
16:29All right.
16:30For this first round, we're going to have female against female.
16:34I'll give you a second to choose who that will be, then we'll get into it.
16:38You guys are together.
16:40I back my team.
16:41I think we're awesome.
16:42But that other team is super young.
16:46Hotness doesn't really matter, but super hot.
16:49Yeah.
16:49Yeah, I'll go first.
16:50Oh!
16:52That's it!
16:53Sammy Poole, former Miss New Zealand, versus Rhea Vandivis, Shorty Street alumni.
17:02Like, I just wanted to get the nerves out of the way, because that's what I do in everything
17:05in life.
17:05If I can go first, then it means that it's done first.
17:08Facing off for the first challenge in Celebrity Treasure Island.
17:13This is a big one.
17:14Kaurite, are you ready?
17:15And this wind is rushing through, and it is definitely going to make this so hard.
17:22Team Apa!
17:24Yeah, we can serve it early.
17:25Come on, Rhea.
17:26We can serve it early, Rhea.
17:27We can serve it early.
17:28They're stroking like a cat on heat.
17:31Take it slow.
17:32Bro, trying to work out the strategies.
17:34Be the takapu.
17:35No one wants to be the first to lose.
17:37I try a few flicks.
17:39Oh!
17:40Nice, Rhea.
17:41They're not landing, then I feel like I've got this great, great chance.
17:46Nice, Rhea.
17:47Oh!
17:49Rhea's statue balls!
17:50To be fair, I was robbed by the wind.
17:53I swear.
17:55Sammy gets the first point.
17:57Yeah, I think I've proved myself.
18:01Maybe a little too early, but I think I've definitely proved myself.
18:04We have one point for Kahu.
18:06Zero for Takapu.
18:08Not a great start to the competition, but it's only up from here.
18:14OK, for the second round, we're going to have two guys up against two guys.
18:18Last person standing.
18:20Their team wins the point.
18:22Let's go.
18:23Let's go.
18:24First time we walk into the ring, it's like two people for the first time.
18:28I think I'm going to do all right at it.
18:30I think I'm going to do all right at it because I'm going to try and be shrieky about it.
18:33Yeah, they're really tall, eh?
18:35They're real tall.
18:35Look at them.
18:36They're so tall, eh?
18:36They're big units.
18:37What workout do you do for your height?
18:39So I'm going like, OK, we'll just have to go for one person.
18:42So I lock out Ben.
18:45Yeah!
18:46Louis and Vinny's statues fall.
18:48They're out of the game.
18:52I've got to distract Ben.
18:54And, like, just a lot of eye contact.
18:56Like, I don't want them focusing on the statue.
18:58I want them focusing on me.
18:59We should work together.
19:01We should.
19:03Foom.
19:04Find my moment.
19:06Got it off.
19:07Taking Kahu to two points.
19:10Look at him, he's stoat.
19:12I love this.
19:13And this is why I love Celebrity Treasure Island.
19:15You never know what's going to happen.
19:17All right, contestants, are you ready?
19:19Yes.
19:20Timata.
19:20I'm competitive enough to know I can do this.
19:23I can do this, Polly.
19:25You've got old age and treachery.
19:27You're going to be fine.
19:28Come on, team.
19:30Come on, Knicks.
19:31No!
19:32You're out.
19:34Live statue falls.
19:37Polly versus Tao.
19:40Oh, dirty tactics.
19:42Both statues down at the same time.
19:45Who's hit the ground first?
19:46Who's hit the ground first?
19:46Who's hit the ground first?
19:47Play there, Beck.
19:48Play there, Beck.
19:49We're going to have to go to the VAR for that one.
19:51You think I'll be green?
19:52Yes.
19:52VAR can fit.
19:54It's a draw.
19:55Good game, good game.
19:56But you know what?
19:57Prop's to Polly.
19:58She's fast.
19:59All right, after that draw, we still have two points to Kahu, zero points to Takapu.
20:04There is a lot riding on this challenge.
20:07You've got Harrison Keepe, Georgia Lions for Kahu.
20:11Ria Vandivis and Frank Bunce for Takapu.
20:16Timata.
20:18I'm on blue.
20:20I got chased by Frank.
20:23Yeah.
20:24He's real scary.
20:25Whoa.
20:26Frank Bunce.
20:27Frank Bunce.
20:27It's just the chess match.
20:28You know, you're just waiting.
20:30Shall I go?
20:30Shall I go?
20:31Shall I move?
20:31You know?
20:35He pretty much just put his arm and just knocked it off.
20:38And I was like, man, do whatever you want, honestly.
20:40I love you.
20:41Then I got off and just winked at him.
20:42He poked his tongue out at me.
20:44But, mean.
20:47Can Ria pull the first point for Takapu?
20:50Go on, Ria.
20:51Come on, Ria.
20:53I really want to get a point for my team because we are not doing so well.
20:58The wind is blowing.
21:02Fell down.
21:03Every time.
21:05Nice try.
21:06Kahu goes three.
21:07Zip.
21:08Just watch yours, mate.
21:09Watch your statue.
21:10Vini.
21:13Vini.
21:14We are being knocked down.
21:18Left, right and centre.
21:23This could not be going worse.
21:26We have five points to Kahu.
21:28Yeah.
21:29Zero points to Takapu.
21:30Remember, it's first to seven.
21:31We are going to win this, huh?
21:33We already made our minds up.
21:35We've already celebrated.
21:36We are, we are, we are, we are.
21:40David, we're doing the cha-cha.
21:43High five.
21:44Nice, Louis.
21:45There we go.
21:48Takapu pulls in their first point.
21:51It's a long way back from here, but it's been done before.
21:54Nice, Ria.
21:54Can Ria get the second point from her team?
21:57They both reach.
21:59And looks, overexerts, drops her statue.
22:02Ria takes the second point for Takapu.
22:05It feels really good to get that point.
22:07Good girl!
22:08Suddenly it looks like things might turn around.
22:11Takapu now has two points.
22:13Kahu has five.
22:14Let's go Harrison.
22:15Harrison keeps dipping in again.
22:17And Ben Barrington.
22:18I really think Ben will be our saviour.
22:21He's tall.
22:22He's tall.
22:23He's also muscly and handsome as well.
22:25Be careful of that.
22:26Come on, Benny.
22:27Both men meet in the middle.
22:29Ooh!
22:31Ben drops his statue.
22:35Match point.
22:37T-mata!
22:38Georgia Lions implementing the moonwalk tactic.
22:41You got it, Georgia.
22:42Russia, Russia.
22:44Got it, Georgia.
22:44In your time, Georgia.
22:45That's it, that's it, that's it.
22:46Block her in.
22:50Ka-Hu wins!
22:55Our team has won!
22:57Oh my gosh, everyone did so great.
22:59You got three!
23:00We actually stomped the match.
23:02I'm feeling pretty confident about being on the island to be honest.
23:05If this was the vibe, it's gonna be so sick.
23:07Congratulations, Ka-Hu.
23:09You have taken out the first challenge.
23:11You have earned the right to choose which of the two legends you want as your Kaihoatu.
23:17Very exciting that we're going to choose our captain.
23:19Huge advantage.
23:21I think it's pretty important.
23:23Are you ready to find out who those legends are?
23:25Yes!
23:27Well, you're going to have to wait until the next challenge.
23:30I know.
23:32Suspense is my love language.
23:35Who could it be?
23:37Will it be sports people?
23:38Will it be a movie star?
23:39Will it be a Kardashian?
23:41Like, it wouldn't be a Kardashian, would it?
23:43All right, Kahu, head that way where you'll find your kainga.
23:48Takapu, yours will be that way.
23:50Settle in.
23:51We'll see you very soon for the first team face-off.
23:53Get out of here, guys.
23:54See you soon.
23:57We don't get to choose.
23:58The other team get to choose.
24:00Yeah.
24:01It's completely out of our control.
24:03We don't have any power.
24:17Oh my God.
24:22It does have an ocean view.
24:23Having just arrived at camp.
24:25Ah!
24:26Okay.
24:27It looks like we're sort of Glastonbury camping without the mud and without the pillows.
24:34I think I have to be down.
24:36You know, like I'm sharing a bunk with Frank Bunce.
24:38Like, that is nuts.
24:39I'm on the top bunk, he's on the bottom bunk.
24:41And I'm going to be like, hey Frank, like we're bunk buddies.
24:44I had to take the bottom bunk because there's no way I'm climbing up a ladder.
24:47You know, and then in the middle of the night I have to climb down and go to the toilet.
24:50Fart is on the bottom bunk.
24:51Oh, here we go, the classic celebrity treasure island camp banter.
24:56Fart jokes and bunk chatter, truly the soundtrack of day one.
25:00Actually, it's probably nicer than the beds.
25:02Can you bring us a pillow?
25:04I wonder how Kahu are settling in.
25:06This is cool.
25:07Really?
25:08Oh, this is cool.
25:10I am so stoked to see walls on our camp.
25:15I have no complaints.
25:17There's a sleeping bag, there's a hammock, there's a beach in my backyard.
25:21And don't forget an empty bunk.
25:23Wait, who's going to sleep in that one?
25:25Our captain.
25:26Oh, captain.
25:26Oh, I want to, no, I want to sleep next to the captain.
25:29Oh, I see how it is, I see how it is.
25:31Just like whispering sweeten up things.
25:34I love my team.
25:36We're bonded really, really quickly.
25:39I'm so happy that we all work together.
25:42But how's about that?
25:43We f***ing won the first challenge.
25:45Yeah!
25:46Yeah!
25:46Thanks so much.
25:51How did you feel when you walked in and saw the other team?
25:53Like, honestly.
25:53I was nervous and then I wasn't.
25:55Nah, I was like, mean, we're a mean team.
25:57Yeah, I wasn't envious in the slightest.
26:00Yeah.
26:00Yeah.
26:00I didn't expect us to, like, dominate like that.
26:04We, like, dominated that game.
26:07They're also wise.
26:08They kind of look wise too.
26:09They do look wise too.
26:09They do look wise too.
26:10But we thought once was fine.
26:11Is that old?
26:12You mean old?
26:12Not old, wise.
26:14You were wise.
26:14They were wise.
26:15Wise, old.
26:17It's funny how those words suddenly get mixed up out here.
26:20Careful boys, takapu might just school you yet.
26:23They are so young.
26:26Very young.
26:26Where wisdom and then what?
26:28Theory versus wisdom.
26:29Thank you, Polly.
26:30At least someone was listening.
26:32AKA old and young.
26:34Alright.
26:35I give up.
26:36Kahu.
26:37Young whippersnappers.
26:39Takapu.
26:40Old.
26:41Whale.
26:43Our team has some knee issues and some asthma and this, that and the next.
26:47And we're going to have to find a way to overcome that.
26:50But, but, but.
26:52Old age and treachery always wins over youth and enthusiasm.
26:57So I have my hope.
26:57Well I did in that time.
26:58No, no.
26:59I'm talking about the long game.
27:01The long game.
27:02The long game.
27:02I think it's good.
27:03We've just got to feel them out a little bit.
27:05Yeah.
27:05We know what we're up against.
27:08That was kind of our team's first test of friction.
27:11And I think we're getting through it with a bit of toxic positivity.
27:14People are saying, yeah, it's really good to lose the first challenge.
27:16It's a better story and all I'm thinking is.
27:18So we've lost the abilities, have the first choice of captain.
27:22And I'm a little bit worried if I'm honest.
27:26What kind of captain are we of?
27:28Do we want someone like, um, athletic or?
27:32What if they take it too seriously then?
27:34Nah, I want like, yeah, like an athletic position with like a big heart though.
27:37We're also going to pick someone who kind of like fits the vibe as well.
27:40I think that's the main thing.
27:41You know, like we're not really taking this too seriously.
27:43And I think that's why we're doing well.
27:46Yeah.
27:46We're a ragtag bunch of kids.
27:48We don't need a stepparent to come in and start making weird, crazy decisions.
27:52Because that's not how the fairy tales go.
27:54Is Valerie Adams available?
27:56Because she'd be handy.
27:57If it's someone like a, you know, like a Porsche Woodman, you know, you'd be like instant pick.
28:02I think it's going to be Taika Waititi.
28:04He's looking fit.
28:05Good be him.
28:05He's a legend in this field.
28:07All I'm thinking is I hope this captain is a miracle worker to come in and turn this ship around.
28:14Well, we've got somewhere to go from here, guys.
28:16That's right.
28:17And that somewhere's up.
28:18Yeah.
28:18Up to them.
28:20The Kahu.
28:21Kahu have the power to choose out of two legends in their field.
28:26Let's just hope they choose wrong.
28:45What is this?
28:53Welcome to the first team face-off.
29:00I bet the suspense is killing you right now, isn't it?
29:03Yeah.
29:04Are you ready to find out who these two legends are?
29:06Yes.
29:09Get it in, you lot!
29:12Oh, my gosh.
29:13Who is it?
29:14Who is it?
29:14Who is it?
29:17It's Portia Woodman-Wickcliffe and Simon Barnett.
29:22Look at them go.
29:23Here they come.
29:25Come on through, guys.
29:27Come on.
29:28So pumped to see Portia.
29:30I've always admired her.
29:32I'm so stoked to see Simon.
29:34Simon, look at his body.
29:37His abs.
29:37He wore like an extra, extra small shirt.
29:40I love that about him.
29:41Nice of you to join us.
29:44Oh, honestly, to be here, it's unbelievable.
29:47I think it's the unknown.
29:49It makes me feel really nervous, but also really excited.
29:52Probably more nervous for this than any World Cup I've ever been a part of.
29:57Simon, like Frank Bunce, you're also a CTI alumni.
30:01Why on earth would you put yourself through this again?
30:03Yeah.
30:04I really wasn't sure I'm getting older and I've been through a few things recently, so I thought
30:07I'll do it.
30:08Yeah, so.
30:09About two years ago, I lost my wife to brain cancer.
30:13And I spoke with my daughters when I was asked to do it and they said, Dad, you know,
30:16it's either this or sitting at home and I know Jode would relish me being here.
30:21So very mixed emotions, truthfully, very mixed emotions.
30:25Well, Kahu, you have one minute to make your decision.
30:29Go.
30:34It would be unreal to have the greatest athlete New Zealand has ever produced on our team,
30:40but since we have lost to Kahu, she is definitely getting chosen first.
30:44We're trusting.
30:44We trust the group.
30:46We trust the group.
30:48Portia is the obvious choice to be our captain.
30:50I want her to be my captain.
30:52Imagine the sisterhood we could create.
30:54She'd be amazing as our captain.
30:56All right, Kahu, who's it going to be?
31:00All I'm thinking is our captain is the radio guy.
31:13All right, Kahu, who's it going to be?
31:16Portia, one of the greatest athletes this country has ever produced.
31:21Oh, come on.
31:24Or, Simon.
31:26One of the most ripped men.
31:29One of the most ripped men you've ever seen and also a voice that has raised multiple generations of New
31:35Zealanders.
31:38Simon.
31:40Oh!
31:43You felt sorry for me, but I'll take it.
31:46I'm big on charity.
31:48Idiot.
31:49That is, no offence Simon, a terrible decision.
31:52Takapu.
31:53That means Portia is your Kaihotu.
31:58Thanks guys.
31:59I think they had completely altered the trajectory of their team with that choice.
32:05Simon, Portia, these are your captain's staffs.
32:08Your mana hotu, a symbol of leadership and guardianship.
32:12With these, you hold the power to lead and the authority to steer your team on this journey.
32:18Come and grab them.
32:20Thank you very much.
32:23I think we picked.
32:24I'm pretty happy with our decision.
32:26All right, let's get things moving.
32:28It is time for the wero.
32:30This one's going to be fun.
32:31It's slingshot volleyball.
32:33Oh.
32:35You'll be battling inside this fenced arena.
32:37One team to each side.
32:39Each team will start with 20 balls on their side and one slingshot.
32:42The Kaihotu must nominate one player to be their shooter.
32:45On my call, shooters will fire balls through the hole in the centre wall, aiming to land them on the
32:50other team's side.
32:51Teammates will collect balls that don't make it through and run them back to their shooter for reloading.
32:55You can fire the other team's balls back through the hole.
32:58The Kaihotu can swap shooters at any time, but then that shooter is out of the game.
33:03First team to clear all balls from their side wins.
33:07Now I can see by the looks on your faces, you're probably wondering what's on the line.
33:11Yes.
33:12Yes.
33:13Well, today's reward is literally on the line.
33:17It's fishing gear.
33:19Yes.
33:21If we could win that.
33:23Oh my God.
33:24And then if I caught fish for our group.
33:27Oh my God.
33:28My dad would be proud.
33:31Yeah, no, we've got to get this one.
33:33We have got to get it.
33:35There's also another surprise.
33:37Oh.
33:37Oh, hello.
33:38This one's not so nice.
33:40Oh.
33:42Tonight, one of you will be set packing.
33:45Missing out on your shot at the $100,000 for your chosen charity.
33:50So lock in guys, because the game starts right now.
33:55Not stoked about that.
33:57Real vibe killer.
33:59Real vibe killer.
34:00Not fun.
34:01The winning team's Kaihautu will get to choose one person from each side to fight it out in the first
34:07elimination battle tonight.
34:10Oh no.
34:12I, who have just got here, has to go and send someone up for elimination.
34:16It's cruel.
34:17It's really, really cruel.
34:19All right.
34:20Let's do this.
34:21Let's do it.
34:21Let's do it.
34:25Let's do it.
34:26First up shooting photography, we have Zion.
34:30Did not expect them to choose.
34:32What's his name?
34:34Sorry?
34:35Zion.
34:36Their team looks so physically threatening.
34:39And he looks so sweet.
34:42For Kahu, we have Vinny Bennett.
34:45I look through the hole and I see Vinny.
34:47That was awesome.
34:48Again.
34:49I have to come up against this guy again.
34:50Good luck, Vinny.
34:52Come on, team.
34:53I saw the slingshot immediately and I was keen to have a go with it.
34:58And I was like, okay.
34:59Here we go.
34:59We're about to dominate this one again.
35:01Kaurita, are you ready?
35:03Yes!
35:04Tenmata!
35:07My God, there is balls flying everywhere.
35:10Boom!
35:11Go!
35:12It's just full on.
35:13Like, I'm looking around.
35:14I'm like, oh my God.
35:15I've got a ball rolling to me.
35:17Grab that.
35:17Pick it up.
35:18Wait for Vinny.
35:18Hands it over.
35:19Oh, nice break.
35:20Oh my God.
35:21It is full on.
35:22How long will it take each man to get their eye in?
35:26See, we're not getting within.
35:28Oh, shit.
35:29He let go of the slingshot and the ball dropped and the slingshot went further than the ball.
35:33It may look easy.
35:34It's not.
35:35Oh, nothing.
35:36It's going horribly wrong.
35:38Balls aren't even making it into the air.
35:41Oh my gosh.
35:45Oh!
35:45Oh!
35:46Let's go!
35:47Let's go!
35:47Let's go!
35:48First person to get a ball through the hole.
35:50Kauru has one ball.
35:52Hit it.
35:52Hit it first.
35:54Yes, Vinny!
35:55Yes, Vinny!
35:55Yes!
35:56Vinny has two.
35:57Has he got his eye in?
35:59Go, Vinny!
36:00Yes, Vinny!
36:01Yes, Vinny!
36:01Yes, Vinny!
36:02Vinny has three over.
36:04Vinny has one.
36:05Will this be a short challenge?
36:06Vinny has got his eye in straight away.
36:09What has Zion got?
36:11Has Porsche made the wise decision in this one?
36:14It's alright.
36:14Take your time.
36:15He's shooting above the hole, to the left, to the right.
36:18He's like, oh brother.
36:19You want to keep it the same.
36:21Like that.
36:21So that you're learning as it goes.
36:24And I've already gone, Louie, are you ready to step in if Zion doesn't quite crack it?
36:27And he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, sweet.
36:30Go.
36:31but then he gets a couple like just hitting the top of the hole just to the side of it
36:37and we're
36:37like okay you're in there bro you you've got this take your time one two three and we're like yes
36:47Zion you got it Zion gets another ball through that's four for Takapu that was one that crossed
36:59over in the middle do you see that yeah nice Vinny Tahu has seven balls on the other side
37:06Takapu has eight balls Vinny evens it up Takapu hunts it straight away we are neck and neck
37:16and another one comes through Takahu have an answer oh shot Vinny nice mate Zion is just
37:25smashing it yes yes Takapu only have five balls left quick quick quick quick they've only got
37:32five balls left and I decide we need to start giving Vinny the other team's balls Kahu loading
37:39up one of Takapu's balls this is the first time a ball from another team has been loaded and he
37:45gets
37:45it through giving Takapu one more ball to fire back go one for one one orange one blue attaboy and
37:52then
37:52they follow up with their own go Vinny we start getting a couple of them through and now we're
37:58thinking okay we're setting them back yes but they just keep firing them back through Zion gets another
38:06ball through four balls left Zion is not just a sports reporter he is a sports star Takapu only
38:16have three balls left three to go let's bring it home come on come on come on and another one
38:24maybe do a
38:24bit stronger and that's when I think I started panicking just struggled to find the rhythm and Zion found his
38:42one more ball left fire come on mate
38:50Zion you're a legend Takapu Porsche one man lead 13 to victory Frank Bunce is on one shoulder Porsche
39:00Louie Polly was there on one leg oh like it was just the moment that we needed it was it
39:07was terrific
39:14it really sucks once again the game becomes a reality when you see how the weight of a challenge is
39:21on one
39:21person yeah and I really felt for the knee and just could see that he was carrying that weight you
39:29put everything felt gutted I felt like I let my team down now it feels like we're on the back
39:36foot
39:44Kahu might have lost the first face-off we're so happy guys but spirits are high with the arrival of
39:51their newly crowned captain before you enter the fire we have a little gift to welcome our kaihotu
39:58and the manner that is deserving of the kaihotu and so you will never be mistaken as anything but
40:03the kaihotu we present to you your crown oh my gosh
40:09you
40:11thank you
40:16you're getting this
40:18eh
40:19that is cool
40:20action
40:24that's cool
40:27thank you
40:28thank you team
40:29what a lovely team I've got eh wonder if spirits are as high over the hill
40:35we did it
40:40I guess so
40:43yes
40:43to come away with a win the team is just absolutely pumped we feel so good and the best thing
40:49to come of that is that we got a fishing rod and dive kit for Louie to go get us
40:54some kai moana
41:03and then I realize ultimately I've got to make a really big decision
41:10first thing I have to do is do this this is crazy who's the strongest in our team that we
41:16want to put up
41:21it is absolute tumbleweeds everyone's looking at their feet
41:27nobody wants to leave including myself
41:31so hard
41:32everyone's strong
41:33does anyone feel confident with puzzles
41:40do you know what I'm scared of most
41:42I'm really scared that I'm going to hold them back because they've got this lame duck that they're having to
41:48sort of carry through everything
41:50I don't want that to happen I don't want them to be held back
41:53I feel very strongly about this team and I just want everyone to go all the way and do we
42:00want to sacrifice one of us and if we do
42:01I fully understand that it should be me because I'm injured
42:05it looks like the captain's love buzz hasn't lasted long at either camp
42:10the vibes are low
42:13all of us are pretty stressed because we don't know who's going to go up for elimination
42:18who do we think is going up tonight like if we were to guess do you think that there's someone
42:23that
42:24well it's it's Portia deciding right yeah but I mean there's so many different things we'll probably
42:29it's so nerve-wracking
42:31I don't know what Portia's thinking over there I don't know if they're looking over at all of us
42:37I don't know if they would think of me as a threat
42:39oh I'd be honored if you did
42:42I'd be bragging for years to come
42:45I'm worried like I feel like Portia might be like a girl's girl
42:48like have all the like wahine's back
42:50or they want to take out the strongest
42:53do you reckon
42:57I feel like I may have despite my efforts put a target on my back
43:02Vinny how you feeling bro
43:06you know not the best to be honest a part of me felt really really responsible that we had lost
43:15Vinny here with the man
43:16yeah
43:17yeah Vinny
43:18very good
43:20thank you
43:20really good
43:23I really wanted to encourage Vinny because he's a sensitive guy
43:26and I could see right off the bat he was really upset
43:29I can honestly say put your hand up if you think would have done a better job
43:33no
43:34no
43:35so there's your answer because none of us would have done a better job
43:37so don't you worry about that
43:40they would have won earlier
43:41yeah
43:42yeah I mean that
43:43I actually mean that
43:44Simon
43:46he's a lovely lovely man
43:47we're all extremely grateful to have him
43:50thank you mate
43:51no I mean it
43:52otherwise you're just too hard on yourself
43:54I actually crossed paths with Simon about 20 or so years ago
43:58it really played a part in you know completely changing my life
44:04and um maybe this is my only chance to tell him
44:07I used to go to this youth group just in New Brighton
44:11yep
44:11I would have been about 14
44:13I was probably at my naughtiest
44:17it's a bad
44:18I was I was I gave my mum a headache
44:21you came in and you pointed straight to me
44:24really
44:24told me to come up because you said that God was telling you that I would be a big influence
44:29one day
44:30and you know I never grew up with a father
44:35I never had another man giving that confidence or belief in myself
44:42but you you really played a part in that
44:46and um I can't I really can't thank you enough man honestly
44:52and I just had to share this with you no matter what happens
44:54thank you that's look honestly you don't know how much that means
44:58because that's why I went to those youth groups and spoke
45:00because I wondered can I make a difference
45:03and that's what I wanted so
45:04I'll tell you right now you made a difference
45:06oh mate
45:09you know who knows where I would have gone
45:11without you know that little bit of support there from another dude
45:16yeah
45:17I hope you don't go now
45:19you've got a lot of talking to them
45:20no no no
45:22well guys I'm sorry to say somebody is going home
45:26and it's time to find out who that might be
45:34I want to be sick to be absolutely honest
45:38I don't know anybody I haven't seen anything
45:41and I have to make this decision like my hands are shaking for it
45:46I honestly have not yet
45:47my heart is breaking right now
45:50that I have to get someone eliminated today
46:00next time
46:03tonight one of you will be the first to fall
46:05and I have to make this decision like my hands are shaking for it
46:08a shocking elimination
46:11a perplexing face off
46:13stand back
46:17I think we made the puzzle too hard this time
46:20look down this camera right now
46:22and a celebrity treasure island first
46:25love you Jenny
46:26am I firing soon?
46:28ha ha ha ha ha ha
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