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Below Deck Down Under - Season 4 - Episode 12: Dates and Confused
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00:05.
00:05Previously on Below Deck, Down Under.
00:07Oh!
00:11It moved.
00:13Oh, hello.
00:14Hello.
00:15I miss you.
00:16Mm-hmm.
00:17John, I had a little puddle in his cabin.
00:20Cute.
00:20I'm gonna bake him a cake for his birthday.
00:22Mm-hmm.
00:23I have to talk to him later, bud.
00:25I'm treading on dangerous water.
00:27Your head's not there.
00:28No.
00:29Uh-huh.
00:30I've developed feelings for Daisy,
00:31and it's only fair to everyone
00:33that I clear things up with Ellie.
00:34And I can't let it keep going.
00:35Yeah.
00:36Because it'll just get worse.
00:38We're going to try it out for you.
00:39Yeah.
00:40If my boobs chop, I apologize.
00:42I think young love on a boat is a healthy thing,
00:45and I'm happy for both Janna and Eddie.
00:48Did I sound sincere?
00:50Ooh.
00:51I like you.
00:52And I think that our friendship is strong.
00:55I'd rather maintain what we've got
00:58than to ruin what we've got.
00:59All right.
01:00I'm kind of confused,
01:02but I think we're kind of on the same page.
01:04I'd love to hang out with you.
01:06Okay.
01:06Nothing changes.
01:07Well, then let's do that and see what that is.
01:10Tyler's flying in his glam technician
01:13to get him ready for a drag night on board.
01:15It's a secret surprise.
01:16Was there a makeup artist on board?
01:18I heard.
01:19Did Tyler smuggle one on?
01:20No.
01:23Oh, God.
01:24No.
01:25You didn't tell them.
01:26Jesus fucking Christ.
01:28What you can do is clean the upper deck.
01:30Um, yeah, let us know when you've done it.
01:32Okay, break it off the tube.
01:33Wait, what did you guys put in eggs?
01:35Pardon?
01:36What flavor is the eggs supposed to be?
01:38Yeah.
01:38Ben, I'll tell you.
01:39It tastes like dish soap.
01:41I put washing up liquor and the eggs.
01:45Can you taste this?
01:47Oh, my God.
01:49Lamb chops while they're still warm.
01:51Hey, Daisy.
01:51Daisy.
01:52I've got my hands full.
01:54I feel like I'm the only person
01:56who's channeling my energy into the job.
01:58It really is starting to feel like a joke.
02:00Guys, there's one of me.
02:01What's up?
02:02Why is there one of you?
02:03Because we've got someone upstairs.
02:05She's asleep and everyone else is docking the boat.
02:33F*** me.
02:34I can't be in 100 places at once.
02:36What do you want?
02:36Listen, we want the Fritarra gone, please.
02:38Listen, we want the Fritarra gone, please.
02:43she'd be great at this job wouldn't she she'd handle the stress really well oh yeah
02:48on go I feel like I work pretty hard and if the service is slow there's a reason I want
02:55to do this
02:55cake okay do you want to do a curd on top of the cake yeah and in this case Ben
03:01is in the
03:01wrong how about you give me your pot washer for a minute to run plates where's your honey pot it's
03:12over there oh there it is lighting what do we owe you oh five bucks five bucks that's pretty good
03:20here we've got some frittata as well can you like some yes please there's no I'm so from this one
03:25to say salt no soap soap oh I don't know you're the guinea pig thanks that is tenders away tenders
03:35away Daisy chill okay what's going on talk to me it's just you're doing the whole right but you're
03:42doing all of breakfast me and Jenna okay so it's not you said there's one of you I thought Jenna's
03:47doing drinks I just thought you were actually on your own Christ okay yeah crew I'm going to proceed
03:54in coffee there's any soap it's an egg front of starboard dock and closing up producers you can
04:12throw that to him now forward leading spring has been sent off tighten it up copy all secure so I've
04:21left common parts by your bed we appreciate all the feedback thank you the cheesecakes cooking good
04:27stuff I feel like everything happens for a reason yeah I know what the reason is so you can marry
04:32out oh
04:33my god sweet bit windswept there all right uh what stood out the most I've heard soapy eggs overall
04:45experience we come back to that one she can't do it it's like they're trying to send me over the
04:51edge
04:51already trying to think you're over the edge yeah I'm over the edge yeah let's know if you can do
04:57anything thank you thank you perfect I've decided to gift captain with a little gift can I have one of
05:03your cock rings oh I don't know where they are give them a duct tape oh crew get any of
05:08your whites
05:08coffee hello that's Elise's what wants her bed I'm not stinking anymore well somewhat not I'm not
05:21sweetie he wrote like a five paragraph essay I should have handcuffed myself to something in the bedroom
05:28let's go wow it feels like another reality out here all right y'all
05:37thank you you guys are amazing bye and this is for you oh
05:44perfect thank you for being nice thank you very much for everything we have all had the most memorable
05:50trip thank you very much from everybody and this is very well deserved I appreciate it
05:54and I do have one more little competition for the first person to jump off this marina
06:02but naked gets a thousand dollars oh my god cash oh my god
06:17so close he doesn't deserve it he actually doesn't I'm gonna give it this to you forgive you guys for
06:25cash
06:25so I'd add to my technique he's gonna have to share that with the crew anyway we love your energy
06:31thank
06:32you all right guys let's go bye guys listen everyone let's clean up let's get in our blues
06:39cool thank you very much thank you oh yay meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
06:49wow Jesus Christ wait wait wait wait wait is it coming
06:57surely you don't how do you get into it it's probably the weirdest gift I've ever had from a charter
07:04guest but
07:05I just have to try it out that's insane
07:14they look great
07:20I can't do the tip meeting like this
07:25attention all crew please meet in the main salon for the tip meeting copy
07:30ready baby what could have been better less soap
07:36charter five all exhausted sufficiently okay well
07:44galley what is that fun my ex tastes like dish soap literally it tastes like dawn
07:49it's unacceptable okay interior needs to actually crack down work together in unison
07:55was there a makeup artist on board I heard did Tyler smuggle one on Mike spills the teeth what
08:01what the this is just to see exactly what we can improve on all right well the tip was 22
08:06,000
08:07okay that's 1,600 per person plus the 1,000 that you jumped in for so it's 1,700
08:13nice thank you Mikey as you know tips on vessels all go into a collective group there's no ifs and
08:19buts well we all put in we all share equally I'm all happy with that it was a team effort
08:23and we're
08:24all chipped in I mean I just tripped in a little bit more now for the helmet L
08:39I mean come on soapy scramble yeah of course it deserves I don't think anybody has ever been more
08:45deserving of a helmet than I am right now I know you're all exhausted I know we just got over
08:50the
08:50halfway mark and you all have to start thinking of the bigger picture so in saying that the owner of
08:55Sandy Lane Marina has given you a villa to use this afternoon there's gonna be a pool there there's a
08:59grill
08:59there you can cook yourselves then you can come back here and then tomorrow you're gonna get on a
09:03catamaran and go for a trip for the dog yes I want you to really bond this is a great
09:11opportunity
09:12for the crew to have a day off I'm really feeling some tension in the crew we're halfway through the
09:17charters they're tired and hopefully this reset can bring some energy back into it and we'll get
09:21through the rest of the season we have a couple of good days off the next day it's a 7
09:26a.m. start
09:26okay sounds good copy that Daisy you want to say something yeah I've been pretty upset this trip
09:31I've been seeing a lot of selfishness from different people whether that's regarding they
09:36think they work harder than other people I've seen people bickering at each other in front of crew it's
09:42been actually relentless and the crux of it has been quite a lot of selfish behavior we're a team we
09:49all
09:49work as a team it just can't happen again respect each other we don't have to be petty it's about
09:55just
09:55respecting each other yeah I agree thank you thank you very much right let's go stunning thank you
10:01captain at least I think you've stepped up really a lot don't it's not funny I don't think I work
10:09harder than everyone why do you think that was pointed at you because of what Mikey said like he
10:15didn't say anything nice to presume though I think some people just need to relax there we go again do
10:20that again Mikey and I swear there'll be a consequence you're gonna have to keep me away
10:25from him tonight I'm like is this real life I'm talking to you about respect and you're disrespecting
10:32me in the conversation of respect sorry no not how it works I can see I'm being attacked so I'm
10:39gonna
10:39react to it you know what I mean so what's the solution here I don't know I'm not the boss
10:43so you're
10:44gonna put this back on me you're gonna tell me that I have to sort your I'm saying I didn't
10:51I
10:51don't want to pick up people you can clearly see like this feels like this is being put on me
10:56yeah
10:56can I ask you a favor yeah please don't get defensive but the thing is it's my duty I know
11:01but you'll tell you of a problem yes it's for you to deal with it you see how you're talking
11:06to me
11:06right now that's what I'm saying Mike yeah not for me yeah yeah of course I work harder please
11:13are worrying about the things that you cannot change if you carry on to give reaction you carry
11:18on to do that some people on this board are so paranoid it's ridiculous she just needs to focus
11:23on ourselves and start worrying about everyone else I feel like the list is trying to prove
11:26herself in this position by pointing me out to say that I'm not doing a good job to make herself
11:32look
11:32better it's so annoying it's the most toxic person I've ever met my life
11:45interior interior Daisy before we get off the bows I really want to finish cabins
11:53last ones oh nice now I've got spare lashes for the weekend no we're done now aren't we all good
12:03all
12:04good how are you good how are you good just surprised yes yeah yeah oh that's the lady I was
12:14looking for um tomorrow would you like to go for a drink or something yeah yeah thank you
12:25I only just this year decided to start getting back into dating after three years so it's scary my
12:31problem is I'm a lover boy I just wear my heart on my sleeve my last relationship I think I
12:36saw
12:36into it a lot deeper more than she did and I just kind of ended up getting hurt from it
12:41fingers crossed
12:42that doesn't happen again now did I just go to date I think you're going on a date though I'm
12:47excited
12:48we're wearing this yeah get me off the bows yeah you're a beautiful girl great to roll ladies and
12:55gentlemen you've got a big night the night we're early no I had a chat with it last night
12:59so you fancy Daisy instead yeah you know how would do the Megan Eddie crew I mean I've been waiting
13:12forever for this Joao and Ellie thing to end now it's finally over so I'm thinking of your head like
13:17I can finally make some moves with Ellie Mike is back out of retirement we're not messing about
13:23leave your problems and your dignity on Katina Mikey you're with me baby but till you're driving
13:29there's Joao looking sexy
13:33you're horny
13:38you're gonna roll it
13:39they're catching us
13:50all right guys here we are honey I'm home this is amazing huh I just want to get to the
14:00girl I need to get it ready
14:01vacation there's no mirror we're the mirrors we've got booze for days wings are good aren't they beautiful
14:12what
14:14what
14:14what
14:15yeah just to keep it going there you go thank you
14:25gentlemen yeah yeah you and I apologize for how I support you by the way but I'll explain
14:29can I stop just just one second there all I saw was the way you were speaking to Daisy
14:34yeah of course and that yeah of course yeah of course let's have respect for each other
14:37no no of course speaking at you and Daisy
14:42oh
14:43oh
14:43all right here we go
14:46that was pathetic thank you for coming
14:48thanks
14:49it was my pleasure please ask again
14:59here we go
15:00let me get the sausages on the go
15:02yeah
15:02all right here we go
15:08stop
15:11margarita half
15:12if you finish that I'll give you half of this because
15:14okay
15:15okay I'm gonna get open this thing now
15:17my stupid little pea brain sits there and goes what would it be like if I married Jenna
15:22was your noggin line up around
15:25my noggin
15:26I swear
15:27you're a great guy
15:30I don't want to take it too fast
15:31I don't see me on the scales
15:35all right hold on
15:44need a glass of red
15:48all righty right
15:49right
15:50but it's going on
15:51what's going on
15:52what am I doing Joelle at the moment
15:54did you have a little chat last night
15:55we did yeah last night
15:57what was it about
15:58basically we just said that you know we just we're just having fun for the day
16:01for the season it's like four more
16:02yeah yeah yeah yeah
16:03we like each other
16:04let's get to know each other
16:06oh Joelle said he likes it as well
16:08yeah
16:08oh that's nice
16:09what did Joelle say to you
16:12well Joelle said to me he wasn't into Ali
16:14really
16:15well obviously two challenges ago you just joined
16:17I had a chat with Joelle and Joelle was like I've cut things off with Ali and I'm like all
16:21right
16:24thank you
16:24am I being played am I being lied to because going off the conversation I had with Joelle last night
16:30I'm thinking we're kind of in a good place you know it just makes no sense
16:35I thought things are being cut off
16:38okay
16:38let's see the shirt right now
16:40I'm taking a lot of them over here
16:41I'm taking a lot of them over here
16:42I'm taking a lot of them over here
16:42do a nice team
16:43I'm really struggling
16:45so sorry to interrupt can we talk for a second
16:47I'm sorry to interrupt this conversation
16:48no 100% listen to you
16:50can you talk to me for a second
16:50of course of course yeah
16:51the guys they just told me now that today you told them you cut things off with me you want
16:54nothing to do with me
16:55where's Mike
16:56Eddie come here
16:58all right
17:00yeah
17:01did you say exactly what you said
17:03I said look here maybe you need to have a chat because I'm not too sure where things stand
17:06right
17:07that's what I said
17:07yes okay fine
17:09and you said that Joelle told you today that he cut things off with me last night
17:11yeah because that's what I heard
17:13you've got a big night at the night with Ali
17:14no I had a chat with it last night
17:16did you?
17:16he said that you fancy do you instead
17:18cut things off is not what I said
17:20I said
17:20yeah that we'd had a chat
17:21yeah okay
17:22you said to me that you and Ali weren't working
17:24that working hard is not the right word
17:26I didn't want an over expectation
17:28you said to me I'm not into Ali because I like Daisy
17:30oh my god
17:33this is awful
17:34I'm gonna go away
17:35this is awful
17:36I don't want to be a part of this
17:37I never said cut things off
17:39well if you think you're right you're right then
17:41you're right
17:42you see this is the sarcasm
17:44yeah
17:44Mike doesn't know what I said to Eli
17:45it took so much effort to spare her feelings
17:49and to get us on a path of friendship
17:51Mike has come in and that all up with one conversation
17:55because he's jealous
17:56you're right then
17:57have I done anything wrong here sorry
17:59no
17:59he's just being a dick in the wind up
18:01that's it
18:01you alright
18:03he's in the daisy now
18:05I'm sorry that you had to deal with that
18:07everyone has a whole f***ing cake for his birthday
18:09you know what we're gonna get we're gonna use that for guests
18:12alright
18:13it's gonna be so much better
18:14alright
18:15it's one dessert we don't have to do
18:17think about it
18:18one dessert we don't have to do
18:20it's gonna be perfect
18:23it's gonna be perfect
18:24it's such a good cheesecake as well
18:25he doesn't even deserve it right
18:32oh get in here
18:34show us, show us, show us, show us
18:36show us, show us
18:37show us, show us
18:39alright
18:39I'm pretty cute
18:40I know
18:42I was gonna
18:42I was gonna like
18:43this s***y I'm going with my fireball from upstairs
18:48you might sit here
18:49sorry thank you
18:50can we all just take
18:51two to five minutes
18:53to tidy the f*** up here
18:54honestly I've eaten packing up in bin bags the entire time
18:57I put so many bottles in the f***ing bin bag
19:00nobody created more than each other
19:02can we stop this f***ing tip or tap
19:04can we f*** me
19:05there's some people on this board definitely working harder than others
19:08I feel like you should sit down
19:09because you're definitely working the least half ever
19:12I want to let you know that I recognize that you're working really hard
19:15thank god you're being genuine I love that
19:17Alicia
19:18I think a few people have had too much to drink
19:20that's actually really out of order
19:22is it?
19:23yeah that is really upsetting
19:24if somebody said that to me
19:25I would be really upset
19:26that's not okay
19:27is it?
19:28you're being mean
19:29I'm not trying to be dramatic
19:30he wants to f***ing bite me
19:32bite me
19:33and then the second I react
19:34it's Alicia
19:35so how do we move forward from this?
19:37you need as a f***ing head of department
19:39I need
19:40I f***ing need
19:41I am done with this
19:42Alicia
19:43I have had this from him
19:44and I've had this from you
19:45the two of you sort this s*** out together
19:47I am not doing this anymore
19:49you have a problem with him
19:50he has a problem with you
19:52I am done with this
19:53f***ing this s***
19:55I am done
20:06the two of you sort this s*** out together
20:09f***ing this s***
20:10I am done
20:15does anyone know what's happened?
20:17let's just like the previous
20:19those s***
20:19don't actually care what the f*** the consequence is
20:23it's my job to run a superyacht
20:26nowhere on my job description
20:28is to mediate two squabbling children
20:31and if they don't rein it in
20:32pads are gonna roll
20:33this is bulls***
20:35days could you yell at me?
20:38let's go
20:44we need to bed after this
20:46this is f***ing s***
20:48let's just see what the rest of the season brings
20:50I'm looking forward to it
20:51I just want to sleep
20:54gizzle
20:55hey hey hey
20:56where's my dick colourful rainbow?
20:59I don't know who the f*** it is
21:01no you don't get it
21:07it was on my bed first
21:09what do you mean?
21:11I'm gonna get pissed off
21:12I'm so dumb
21:13I can never say a word
21:18you aren't bad?
21:21bedtime, bedtime
21:23yeah I'm crashing
21:25you okay?
21:29oh no what's wrong?
21:31I'm so stupid
21:35happy birthday bro
21:37happy birthday bro
21:37she was like
21:38oh I once asked him to do the real later
21:40I'm done with her
21:42I'm so f***ing mean
21:43like what have I done for that
21:45they never asked him for anything
21:48they never asked him for a relationship
21:50they never asked him for anything
21:51we were both on the same page
21:54I'm sorry
21:55I'm f***ing you
21:56good boy this is your best
21:58right
21:59okay nice
22:09I have such a headache
22:12alcohol is not your friend
22:16especially vodka
22:20hey
22:20do I look like s***
22:22do I look like s***
22:22that's s*** incredible
22:23how are you doing?
22:24good morning
22:24yeah I know
22:25I've been thinking about you then
22:26really?
22:27yeah a little bit
22:29good things I have
22:30of course
22:33you have a good night
22:33morning
22:39today is going to be the day
22:40I've f***ing lost my s*** a few times
22:42I do?
22:42oh f***ing Mike and Alicia
22:44both came up to me
22:45to be like
22:46what are you going to do about this
22:47I f***ing went off
22:50I was like do not come to me
22:51and make this my problem
22:53I was really upset about it
22:54don't engage in it
22:55we're here to work
22:56you're not able to do that
22:57or another job
22:58Alicia and Mike are adults
22:59they need to learn to work
23:00in these environments
23:01and this is part of working on yachts
23:03if they cannot be mature enough
23:04to resolve their small squabbles
23:06and conflicts
23:08well
23:08maybe they have to go
23:09it's just toxic
23:10it's not fair to anyone else
23:12I get to a point
23:13if you don't want to get to where
23:14we're trying to go
23:15I'll make changes
23:16yeah
23:16thanks Jason
23:17are you going to come
23:18on the catamaran with us?
23:20no I'm not
23:21you guys can have a good
23:22you don't need cappy around
23:23I might just get on the efoil
23:25and cruise around the island
23:26that would be fun
23:27it will be
23:28I am in my f***ing element
23:36I can't help you
23:36we're going to have a good time
23:37hello
23:41cheers
23:43right team let's go
23:45okay
23:45vamanos
23:47catamaran
23:48catamaran
23:48catamaran
23:50thank you
23:51hey brother
23:51should we take a proper photo?
23:53don't move
23:53yeah that's good
23:54yeah yeah yeah
23:56vamanos
23:57you look like a sex icon
23:59yay
24:02is he Jason?
24:06what did he say?
24:08happy birthday
24:09legend
24:12are you putting sales up?
24:15yeah
24:15he's really happy
24:15eh
24:18hey
24:18hello ladies
24:22how are you feeling after yesterday?
24:23i feel ok
24:24yes
24:24yes you've spoken to me
24:26i'm a little bit curious but one thing though
24:27uh huh
24:28do you mind me flurr
24:30do you like a little bit blurb?
24:31yeah
24:31it's not an issue
24:32it's not something that bothers me
24:33so you've given me permission to flirt with you but
24:35So, I'm sure, knock yourself out.
24:40Why do you want to stir the pot with your boss?
24:42Could you see you and Ellie having a little bit of a boat dance together?
24:45Look at it, at the end of the day, we get on well, energies match,
24:49we've got similar interests.
24:51Me and Ellie could get up with a little bit of mischief, who knows?
24:54But you are sexy.
24:55Oh.
24:58I literally don't even know what Mike's saying.
25:01You need to stop about the Mike thing.
25:03Concentrate on you and Ellie. You need to go and sweet to help.
25:06Yeah, you're right.
25:07Good to see you.
25:09What are you up to? Are you having a good day?
25:11Yeah, 100%. I've been having a good day every single day since I got home.
25:14Since you met me.
25:16Wow, you're so funny.
25:17Oh, that's a great shot there.
25:19You're gonna like it.
25:20Look at this, guys.
25:21So pretty.
25:24Okay, tender. Girls, you ready?
25:26Thank you so much.
25:28All right, chaps.
25:29Beach up, beach up.
25:32Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
25:34Can we get frozen margaritas?
25:37You okay?
25:38Fine, I'm good, I'm good.
25:40How are you doing?
25:40Can I sit and cheer with me?
25:42I'm going to sit and cheer with you.
25:44I'm a lovely lady.
25:45That's such a nice bikini, aren't you?
25:48I want to see you in your home comfort clothes like what you would wear at home.
25:52Oh, I look hideous.
25:53Yeah, but I want to see that.
25:54I like to dress up to where I'm going.
25:57Yeah, and you can.
25:58I just sit there with a little smile on my head and going, that will change.
26:01I don't think it will change.
26:02No, no, no, no.
26:03But the things that you think now will change as years go by.
26:07Oh, my God, I'm so excited for this.
26:10Oh, food's up.
26:11Do you want some food?
26:12Yeah, I would love food.
26:13Come on, then.
26:13Come.
26:15Oh, what does everybody want?
26:16Just normal margarita.
26:17Strawberry, please.
26:18I'll get the next round.
26:20My friends.
26:21I miss you guys.
26:23I miss you too, babes.
26:24Can I sit here?
26:26Yeah.
26:26How are you and Eddie doing, all right?
26:28Well, whatever.
26:29Huh?
26:29I'm trying.
26:30What do you mean you're trying?
26:33Well, that's true to me.
26:35It's definitely not a person that I would normally be with.
26:38Yeah.
26:39You're not going to grow a mustache, are you, or anything?
26:43Like, they're not contagious.
26:44Mustache is contagious.
26:46Any time you want to come to the master cabin, you're not going to do it.
26:49I'll be there, like...
26:50It's okay.
26:51I mean, I'm usually busy, but, like...
26:53Oh, yeah?
26:53Doing your own thing?
26:54Oh, no.
26:55Just watching TV and stuff like that.
26:57I expect nothing in return, either.
26:59Just maybe a couple of cheeky laughs here and there, you know?
27:06Just go over.
27:07I'm making it so difficult to speak to her.
27:11I think you should go over.
27:12I think that is a .
27:14I don't know if Chihuahua has feelings for me or not, but it does suck.
27:18Rejection does suck.
27:20She's embarrassed.
27:21She's hurt.
27:22And so I do feel sorry for Ellie.
27:24Ellie, do we chat?
27:26Oh, God.
27:27You okay?
27:31I want you to enjoy your birthday.
27:32I am.
27:33I just want us all to enjoy it.
27:36Please talk.
27:37Please.
27:38The reason why I got so hurt yesterday and why I felt stupid is because I was planning
27:44a birthday surprise for you.
27:45I baked you a cake.
27:46I woke up two hours before work.
27:49I got up two hours early on my own time to bake you a birthday cake, your favorite cake
27:53that you mentioned.
27:54Like, make your day special.
27:55Make you feel incredible.
27:56And then what I get is, like, he doesn't want anything to do with you.
27:59That's not.
27:59He said he cut things off with you.
28:01So that's what hurt me.
28:02I'm sorry.
28:03I never asked you for a relationship job.
28:04I know that.
28:05I never forced you to do anything.
28:06That's why I spoke to you that night.
28:08I feel like I don't want to complicate anything and I don't want that to ruin what we've got.
28:16Okay.
28:16Does that make sense?
28:18Am I?
28:19Uh, sort of.
28:20I'm upset about what Mike said.
28:23He used those words against me, alright?
28:25I have not said I have nothing to do with you.
28:28I promise.
28:29Okay.
28:30Okay.
28:30Thank you for saying that.
28:32So, how do I proceed with this?
28:35Have fun with me.
28:36I don't want to...
28:39And just be you.
28:41There's nothing more to it.
28:42I promise.
28:43Okay.
28:43I know I need to break it off with Eddie, but today is the only day we get off.
28:48I want everyone to have fun.
28:51So, for the time being, I'm going to tell Ellie what she wants to hear.
28:55And I'll have to figure it out later.
28:57Oh, you do look good.
29:00Washing it from a distance.
29:01How does Joelle stand upright without her spine?
29:03I was going to throw her cake in the trash last night.
29:06I don't understand.
29:09Good times.
29:21It's a bit of a misunderstanding.
29:23Are you back home?
29:26We're just, you know, getting to know each other and we're going to spend some time together for the rest
29:30of the season and see how it goes from there.
29:32Yeah.
29:32Yeah.
29:33No pressure.
29:35Yeah.
29:36Do you think we should go to the boat together?
29:38Do you like boats?
29:39Okay, let's go.
29:42I want to swim back.
29:43Can we swim back?
29:45You're the best.
29:46Thank you so much.
29:54What do you say?
29:57Eddie asked me on a date.
29:58That's cute.
30:01Hey.
30:03Hello.
30:03Do you want the goss?
30:05Yeah.
30:05Did I tell you that Eddie, he's going on a date with Jenna?
30:09Time to get ready for my heartbeat.
30:11I am intrigued to see how it unfolds.
30:14Oh, me too.
30:16Not that I like gossip.
30:19Eddie!
30:20Eddie!
30:21Eddie!
30:23He's so cute.
30:25Look at you.
30:27You look lovely.
30:28Don't get pregnant.
30:30Be safe.
30:32Have a beautiful evening.
30:34Thanks, Mikey.
30:37Oh, you're so sweet.
30:38Yeah, you like that.
30:40How nice is that for you, then?
30:42It's so cute.
30:43I love it.
30:44I like this.
30:45This is really cute.
30:46Oh, thank you.
30:46This old thing.
30:48This old thing.
30:50I'm going to get the binoculars.
30:54Daisy.
30:55Yeah?
30:58Good evening.
30:59Hello.
30:59Thank you very much.
31:01I love a good glass of wine, like, with dinners.
31:03I quite like Merlot.
31:04You fancy Merlot?
31:06It's fine.
31:07They're holding on.
31:08A bit of romance is good.
31:10You there.
31:10What are you watching?
31:13He's looking at us.
31:16There isn't a thing I could sit there, someone said,
31:18what do you dislike about Jenna?
31:21I'm...
31:21I'm...
31:22There's no faults when it comes to Jenna, whatsoever.
31:24Is that true?
31:25There's that little bit of fun aside.
31:27The Jenna laugh is what I call it.
31:30Everybody used to call me Spongebob in school because I used to laugh like Spongebob.
31:36I'm curious.
31:37I was just called highballs at school because my balls just didn't drop for ages.
31:43Good to know.
31:45They've dropped?
31:46Yes, they have.
31:47I can show you on that one, yeah.
31:49That's cute.
31:50Yes.
31:52Esteban, I'm going.
31:53I can't stay in this box of lies.
31:57So how's my little galley walk there?
31:59You good?
32:00Yeah, I'm great.
32:01I'm great.
32:02I had a conversation with Jao on the beach.
32:04It might have been misinterpreted.
32:06Maybe he didn't express himself well, but it's very good now.
32:09Pretty set, right?
32:10Yeah, so we can finish it.
32:11Cool.
32:11You want to do it?
32:12Yep.
32:14Start with half of that.
32:15That's it.
32:16That's it.
32:16Do you want, like, a swirl or...?
32:18I wanted it kind of flat and I wanted to, like, write happy birthday on it.
32:22Yeah.
32:23Um, icing will just kind of run down the peaks.
32:26And skip the happy birthday.
32:27All right, here you go.
32:28Looks really professional.
32:29Well done.
32:32Stick it back in the fridge.
32:32I love it.
32:35What would be, like, a fun date you'd like to do?
32:37Like, minigolf's a classic.
32:40Oh, minigolf.
32:41I'd take you to the zoo as well.
32:43I love the zoo.
32:44You like the zoo?
32:45Yeah.
32:46I like animals.
32:47Tiger's my favourite.
32:48If I had to choose between Ben and Eddie and the lifestyle I wish for my future to look
32:54like, Eddie wants the backpack, but I don't even own a backpack.
32:59I own clutches.
33:01Thank you very much.
33:04With Ben, it's like he's more refined and likes the finer things in life and I don't
33:10have to feel guilty for that.
33:12I genuinely have to see if I've got enough money from last night.
33:15But then again, my previous boyfriend was just like him and I have nothing to show for it.
33:21Eddie is the safe bet.
33:22How much have you got there?
33:24Give me that one.
33:26That's a nice tip there.
33:30Thank you, darling.
33:31Come on, then.
33:33I have had a lovely, lovely evening.
33:44Um, shoes off.
33:46Just realised that.
33:47Bad boy, Eddie.
33:48I might quickly pop in the shower.
33:50Go.
33:50Are you ready to be Christian in?
33:52Yes, you know how it goes.
33:54What's up, Bob?
33:54Hey, dog.
33:55How are you?
33:56Yeah, I like it.
33:56I like the jumper.
33:57I like these stripes.
33:58Thank you, man.
33:59Oh, yeah.
34:00How nice does she look, though?
34:01I love it.
34:02Look at that.
34:04Mikey?
34:05I kept it PG.
34:07Good.
34:09Cute.
34:11Oh, look at her.
34:13Oh, Walters.
34:15You know, he's such a gentleman and he's so cute.
34:18But it's like nothing I would normally go for.
34:23What did you talk about?
34:24He did most of the talking.
34:25Really?
34:27Did you have a good day?
34:28I didn't know you guys went on a date.
34:30I'm so happy for you.
34:31That was lovely.
34:32It's just nice getting to have that stick.
34:37You good, dude?
34:39Yeah.
34:45F***ing dude.
34:47A drink or what?
34:48Are you going to be a booze?
34:49Yeah, I'm all right for now.
34:51Oh, so you're going to be a booze?
34:52I do need to chat to Elliot.
34:54She didn't get the message, did she?
34:55Yeah, just said the message wrong, I guess.
34:57Yeah.
34:58I need there to be no grey areas.
34:59I need it to be black and white.
35:01Okay, so what are we up against?
35:02A kiss.
35:02That's it, right?
35:03Yeah.
35:04You kissed her.
35:05It's not that big a deal.
35:07She wants more, you know?
35:09I know.
35:09I know she does, yeah.
35:10You'll be fine.
35:21Code red.
35:25It's eerily quiet.
35:27Should we go outside?
35:28Yeah, I was literally about to say, do you want to go outside?
35:31Red in my mind, yeah, I'm going outside.
35:33You can lead the way.
35:34You just want to look at my ass when I woke up.
35:36It's the gentleman's benefit.
35:39Oh, yeah, it feels good.
35:41Cake time!
35:43Woking up and bruises all over my body.
35:45Oh, ****, I'm sorry.
35:46It's okay.
35:47But I look like a Dalmatian.
35:49It's all right.
35:49It's actually my favourite dog.
35:52It's your favourite dog.
35:55All right, can you get it to my cake stand?
35:58It's nice to be outside.
36:00I'll never do this, I'll never get out here.
36:01You can actually breathe in fresh air.
36:03Yeah.
36:05Yeah.
36:06Has Joelle said anything about him and Al?
36:10Yeah, I know.
36:10I think he wants to put an end to it, to be honest.
36:12Okay, go there.
36:15That looks pretty nice.
36:16She's tenacious, apparently.
36:18I don't know how to get there.
36:20There she is.
36:22She's with the cake.
36:25Oh!
36:26Hello.
36:27How did I get there?
36:28Uh, straight through the main salon.
36:30Okay.
36:32You hungry?
36:32Yeah.
36:33Let me grill that.
36:34Really?
36:35Yeah.
36:36Should we watch it from here?
36:38You want to.
36:39Joelle, I need your help.
36:42Oh, thank you so much.
36:44Cake.
36:45Cake.
36:46I love it.
36:49It's my very first lemon meringue cheesecake.
36:52It looks delicious.
36:53I've been working on it for what feels like three days.
36:57I'll get back a little bit.
37:01Happy birthday!
37:03Thanks a lot.
37:04I appreciate it.
37:05Yeah.
37:05Right.
37:06How's your day been?
37:07Good.
37:08Let's see how this tastes.
37:10I told her she should save that cake for the guests, but she didn't listen to me.
37:16Okay.
37:17The moment of truth.
37:18Mm.
37:19Is it okay?
37:19Mm-hmm.
37:20Those bastards, they're eating my cake.
37:25Bloody good.
37:26Mm.
37:27How do you feel?
37:29Good?
37:30I feel good.
37:30Look at the body language.
37:32She's very open, but he's very closed off, see?
37:36He's got his arms and his knees and everything up.
37:39Everybody wants to tear us apart for whatever reason.
37:42It hasn't really even been coming from us.
37:46It's been coming from, like, all these other people.
37:48Yeah.
37:49But it's also, I've played into that as well.
37:51I'm not going to lie.
37:52I just want to be honest with you.
37:54The truth is, like, I am attracted to you.
37:57Mm-hmm.
37:57But I didn't mean to mislead you if that's how you felt.
38:01Oh, yeah.
38:01That it was very misleading.
38:02That is how I felt.
38:03I thought we were sorted things out.
38:05I thought we were on a mutual ground where we can be friends.
38:21I thought we were on a mutual ground where we can be friends.
38:25I really regret not being more stern about what I said.
38:29I thought I was.
38:30But you weren't because the entire time you've been saying that you want to be respectful,
38:34you want to get to know me, you want to continue getting to know me.
38:37Yes, I do, yes.
38:37Continue getting to know you, yes.
38:38It doesn't mean to be with you.
38:40I apologize and I'm trying to fix what I've wronged.
38:43And I'd like to find a way for us to still be friends and look forward.
38:46Right.
38:48You explained your stance.
38:50Yeah.
38:51Thank you for that.
38:52We're moving on in a professional manner.
38:54Okay.
38:54We're co-workers.
38:55Yes.
38:55And that's it.
38:56I don't want a friendship.
38:57I don't want chit chats.
38:59I don't want hugs.
38:59I don't want anything.
39:00Okay.
39:01I respect that.
39:01We're co-workers and that's it.
39:02By all means, enjoy the cake.
39:04I put in a lot of effort.
39:05And yeah, that's that.
39:24I don't want to hurt anyone.
39:26It's not fair.
39:27Okay.
39:28Kimmy, do you mind if we come down and have, like, talk to you?
39:32Yeah, all good.
39:33All right.
39:33Thanks, buddy.
39:34Got you, man.
39:35If you, if you're open about things right from the start, you're going to save a lot of hurt
39:41later on.
39:44Sorry.
39:45It's such a stupid thing.
39:54Okay.
39:55Okay.
39:55I've got a carrot.
39:56Oh, no.
39:58It's a nice lemon meringue cheesecake if you guys want.
40:00Yeah, we came to fit.
40:00I didn't know what kind of cake it was.
40:03I was just hoping to try it.
40:04Here we go.
40:06Okay.
40:06I have this, this, this, this.
40:11Oh, ****.
40:12Yeah, look at it.
40:13It's a ****ing nice cake, I'm going to tell you.
40:15It's like.
40:16What?
40:16Getting rewarded for being a ****.
40:18What's her mood like?
40:19Very much against me.
40:21Let's just check this out, shall we?
40:24I'll be the judge of that.
40:26Okay.
40:33It's promising.
40:34This is a ****ing good cake.
40:36How can you turn that away?
40:39Oh, right.
40:40I'm going to go inside.
40:42Enjoy this.
40:42You're not going to have another slice, mate?
40:44I've got my last bite.
40:46Happy birthday, Joelle.
40:48Thanks.
40:49Oh, that feels nice.
40:52I reckon that's Venus.
40:54You, like, had a telescope and ****.
40:56I did physics.
40:57I did physics, too.
40:58I love physics.
40:59Shut up.
41:00Yeah.
41:00But I was a bad student.
41:03I was intelligent, but I was a bad student.
41:05Yeah.
41:06I was a bit like that, too, yeah.
41:11Trying to get to know Eddie a little more today.
41:14Oh, yeah?
41:15Yeah.
41:16I just want to know what I'm up against.
41:21Well, then, what do you think of Eddie?
41:23What do you think of him?
41:24I believe he's moving too fast.
41:26That's what I thought.
41:27I haven't kissed him yet, but...
41:33I'm tired.
41:34I'll take the side dishes.
41:35Here we go.
41:41Did you re-adjourned?
41:43Yeah.
41:44100%.
41:45I'd like that.
41:46So would I.
41:47Good night.
41:48See you in the morning.
41:49Take care.
41:50Oh, my God.
41:51Oh, my God.
41:53I know.
41:53Oh, ****.
41:54It's okay.
41:56Oh, my God.
41:58Oh, my God.
42:14Oh, wow.
42:14Oh, my God.
42:14Oh, my God.
42:17Oh, my God.
42:18Oh, my God.
42:21Oh, my God.
42:22Oh, my God.
42:24Hey.
42:26Hey.
42:28Mm.
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