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00:00:39Hello, one and all.
00:00:41What?
00:00:42We're sexy.
00:00:43We're sunglasses.
00:00:45It makes sense.
00:00:46It makes sense.
00:00:46This all fucking adds up.
00:00:48I took mine off.
00:00:48You're sexy sunglasses on.
00:00:50Dude, you're a turncoat.
00:00:51I feel like you actually sometimes wear glasses in this style.
00:00:54Yeah, I do.
00:00:56Wow.
00:00:57So you don't like that we're kind of making fun of them.
00:01:00Is that what it is?
00:01:01Yes, it kind of seems like everyone's...
00:01:02Get your hands off of me, Zach.
00:01:05Get your hands off of me.
00:01:06I'm sorry.
00:01:07Get your hands off of me.
00:01:08Hello, one and all.
00:01:10And welcome back to another thrilling episode of Dimension 20, City Council of Darkness.
00:01:14I'm your humble dungeon master, Bradley Mulligan.
00:01:15With me, as always, are intrepid heroes.
00:01:17Say hi, intrepid heroes.
00:01:19Hi, intrepid heroes.
00:01:22Folks.
00:01:24Folks.
00:01:24Whoa.
00:01:25Looks cool.
00:01:26Let's see how many I got.
00:01:27Last time we left off, our intrepid heroes had gotten a little bit sideways at a party
00:01:37at the top of the Wing Street penthouse in San Francisco, California.
00:01:43Turns out that things did not go according to plan when Darkness Man and his sidekick Batchild
00:01:50needed to go get a Christian virgin to provide food for the Reverend Tarkar, a Nosferatu elder
00:01:58brought by the Prince of San Francisco here to this place in the shadowy underworld of vampires.
00:02:06The party went really, really bad.
00:02:08A tech CEO got his head chopped off by a vampire elder who had VR goggles on.
00:02:14A guy named Kenny that Zack brought was actually a member of the Second Inquisition, and a helicopter launched.
00:02:22It wasn't Zack, it was Zayth.
00:02:23It was Zayth.
00:02:24Zayth brought a dum-dum.
00:02:26Completely different guy.
00:02:27Completely different guy.
00:02:28Totally different guy.
00:02:29It's not me.
00:02:32Madelaine, who had sort of brought these elder Camarilla vampires to this function, ended up eating an old British lord,
00:02:40as H.J. took a sip of blood from someone who was on some SSRIs, felt something a little...
00:02:49Serious.
00:02:53Taking a photo?
00:02:54And Levante managed to pull it out of a total nosedive as also being live-streamed in Breach of the
00:03:00Masquerade.
00:03:00By successfully convincing everyone at the party, and the couple thousand people watching, that this was all a Banksy.
00:03:06It's a Banksy!
00:03:07It worked, actually.
00:03:08Works every time.
00:03:09That's a great perfect excuse.
00:03:11Yeah.
00:03:11Most anything.
00:03:12This is a Banksy right here.
00:03:13This is a Banksy.
00:03:14Essentially a Banksy.
00:03:16Arriving in Perpe, Oregon, you were all, against your will, packed in your coffins on a Penske truck,
00:03:23moving up to a Millennial Gray Airbnb.
00:03:26Relatable.
00:03:27Here, off of Hillcrest Road, I believe on Sunny Court, in the town of Perpe, Oregon,
00:03:34where you were contacted by the Reverend, by the elders of the Camarilla,
00:03:41giving you your tasks of establishing a Camarilla dominion in Perpe.
00:03:46Lou, do you have those tasks in front of you?
00:03:48Thirteen tasks.
00:03:49Thirteen.
00:03:50To control the aristocracy.
00:03:52To corrupt the clergy.
00:03:53To master the engines of the state.
00:03:55To command the flow of money.
00:03:56To dominate all cultural forces.
00:03:58To establish Elysium and a Council of the Primogen.
00:04:01To expel on all non-Camarilla vampires.
00:04:05To utterly destroy the Sabbat.
00:04:08And then I start writing less.
00:04:10To banish Anarchs.
00:04:11To repel Lupines.
00:04:13To embrace mortal mages.
00:04:16Then I just wrote Fae Ghost Demons.
00:04:18And then to thwart hunters and the Inquisition.
00:04:23These are the tasks laid before us.
00:04:26That's CEO energy right there.
00:04:28Hey, what's up, man?
00:04:29Always taking notes.
00:04:30Yeah.
00:04:30If the CEO gave me 13 tasks, I would be like, let's start with one.
00:04:34Let's start with one, sir.
00:04:36Hey, let's start with none.
00:04:39What do you mean I'm fired?
00:04:42I'm a personality hire.
00:04:43I'm a personality hire.
00:04:45In Purpy, you guys met some of your herd that had been provided for you, again, by Zayth's sire.
00:04:53You met Tevin, who's a sort of Etsy trader.
00:04:58Deepak, who's a podcast editor.
00:05:00You met Ethel, who just would love a conversation.
00:05:04And Cornelia, who appears to be working on a newspaper.
00:05:08All of whom seem to have a remote job where they can pick up and move to live at the
00:05:12top floor of an Airbnb so that when the time is right, vampires can come and drink some of their
00:05:17blood.
00:05:18Not a bad deal for them.
00:05:19Yeah.
00:05:19Or not a bad deal for you.
00:05:21You split up early in the night to sort of get a lay of the land as best you could.
00:05:25Off to fight crime.
00:05:27Darkness Man and Bat Child.
00:05:29Also to help, because Bat Child, after eating a missile, had a tremendous amount of hunger.
00:05:35Was it five hunger?
00:05:36Yeah, it makes no sense.
00:05:37It makes no sense.
00:05:39Wouldn't you be less hungry after eating a missile?
00:05:42And you bounded over the roofs of Purpy and seeing an indication of Purpy's sort of deteriorating infrastructure.
00:05:50Darkness Man leapt from house to house and just smashed both legs through the roofing of the house sort of
00:05:56across the back.
00:06:00And discovered in record speed that there was sort of a mean-spirited, borderline-abusive husband in the house.
00:06:09See, verbally.
00:06:10His tone was off.
00:06:11Verbal.
00:06:12Really a tone issue.
00:06:13He called her a cow.
00:06:14Bethany's a real man.
00:06:15I wrote that down as a note.
00:06:17Bethany's a real man.
00:06:19And you guys ate her husband quick.
00:06:22Calling someone a cow is just such a funny shortcut to this guy needs to die.
00:06:26Needs to die.
00:06:27It's one of those things where it's like, I don't believe, I don't believe legally and societally we should have
00:06:33a structure by which we kill people for calling someone a cow.
00:06:36But on a personal level, yeah, you should be dead.
00:06:38I'm not going to miss that.
00:06:39Yeah, 100%.
00:06:41After eating that guy, you guys sprinted off into town and found a little hotel and then also found the
00:06:47police precinct and realized it's kind of, the fuzz is active.
00:06:51There's some sirens going.
00:06:54Levante and H.J. wended their way down to an intersection a little bit farther away where you saw the
00:07:02Dignity Senior Living Solutions Complex across from the Silver Meadows Senior Center and the beginning construction of the Golden Bounty
00:07:09Retirement Community.
00:07:11Three different senior living centers all on the same intersection and Levante turned to H.J. and said, this town
00:07:19is dying.
00:07:20You also met Willie Coop.
00:07:22Met a man named Willie Coop.
00:07:23He met a man named Willie Coop who was having a hard time parking his car with all of these
00:07:27meter sort of like spots that want him to link his 23andMe to his parking.
00:07:37He talked to you a little bit about the history of the town.
00:07:39He's like an old farmer.
00:07:40He's been in the town for a long, long time.
00:07:42Our friends Zaythe and Madelaine met Rory and Miranda Lohman.
00:07:49Just walked up to a house with lights on.
00:07:51Changed their life.
00:07:52And changed their life.
00:07:54Boom, come, when.
00:07:55Went on down to the university, saw a little bit of what was going on.
00:07:58You guys also learned that the mayor of the town is a dog, Rufus.
00:08:02You headed over to Mike's, which is where some of the sort of seniors, some of the older college students
00:08:08go and drink along with some bikers, a little bit more of a dive.
00:08:11And you saw a railroad track and saw people getting up to sort of town pastime here, Skip the Lip,
00:08:19which is where you jump up on the railroad track and you jump off while spinning.
00:08:23Hey, fun.
00:08:24That child killed Skipping the Lip.
00:08:28That child crushed Skipping the Lip.
00:08:30Emily Axford skipped the Lip when she was younger.
00:08:32Oh, okay.
00:08:33We need to stop making fun of Skipping the Lip.
00:08:35The amount of pennies that I smashed on those railroad tracks as a child.
00:08:39I believe it.
00:08:39I think you also had a, Madeline had a premonition of a French military officer of a bygone age handing
00:08:47her a shovel as sort of doom approached.
00:08:51And you arrived at Mike's bar where one of the bikers started singing a beautiful song.
00:08:58And Rory and Miranda went to go fuck in the bathroom.
00:09:02And you guys looked at each other and realized it was Saturday.
00:09:07Devastating.
00:09:08Devastating.
00:09:08But they did give us the keys to that VW.
00:09:11Yes.
00:09:12Oh, yeah.
00:09:12We have a car now.
00:09:13That's awesome.
00:09:13So, ultimately, we do have a car.
00:09:14Bad Child, at that point, cast a ritual to connect with any present fetters.
00:09:19Any of the bindings keeping the souls of the dead chained up in, or attached to Perpy.
00:09:28You detected here at the mine.
00:09:31Oh, why do I, why would I point with my human hand?
00:09:33Yes.
00:09:33Here.
00:09:34Get the big boy out.
00:09:35Here at the mine.
00:09:35You're a slightly larger pointer.
00:09:36A slightly larger, yeah.
00:09:37I have, well, I have to do more pointing, so.
00:09:39You gave me.
00:09:42It's okay that they gave me a, it needed to be 1.2 size.
00:09:45I saw you bring that in from your car.
00:09:47You brought that from home.
00:09:49Just a little kind of comparison.
00:09:51Yeah, I had, I do.
00:09:52You're saying, like, if all of us went after, we could take it down.
00:09:56The children of the night.
00:09:57Respect your elder vampire.
00:10:02I need it for prep work at home.
00:10:07You sensed a preponderance of the malevolent dead up at the old Whittaker silver mine.
00:10:15You also discovered some information from Willie, I believe, about different family,
00:10:19there's some stuff about Douglases and Whittakers and different sort of families in the town.
00:10:24You sensed that there was one fetter closer in the town, somewhere in downtown, that there
00:10:31was a spirit.
00:10:32However, I will also say the hour that approaches means it is almost time for Mike's to close.
00:10:42It is basically 11.50, Mike's closes in 10 minutes as you finish this.
00:10:49Mike's closes at midnight.
00:10:51At that point, it is up to you to determine what to do.
00:10:53But we return to Purpy with this ritual concluding as all of you guys see sort of the last little
00:11:00businesses closing up here in Purpy in your first night in town.
00:11:05Should we go to downtown or?
00:11:08That's awesome.
00:11:09Yeah, let's check it out.
00:11:10For once, you have a good idea.
00:11:13Oh my gosh.
00:11:14Stop.
00:11:17Wow.
00:11:17They have a true rivalry.
00:11:19I mean, and personally, I think that's exciting.
00:11:22I think that's exciting.
00:11:22Rivalries push us further.
00:11:24I don't care what you're led by.
00:11:26Stop this bullying.
00:11:28As long as the two boys are fighting, it doesn't matter over what.
00:11:31So we've got a VW?
00:11:34Yeah.
00:11:34Are we all hopping in the car?
00:11:37Can we fit V6?
00:11:38I'm happy to go on top.
00:11:39Okay.
00:11:40Yeah.
00:11:41Downtown.
00:11:42I have a bunch of bungee cords.
00:11:44I need to make sure it's safe.
00:11:45Are you okay with that?
00:11:46Yeah, will you strap me in like a set of seas?
00:11:48It's so exciting.
00:11:49Okay, Christmas tree on top of the car.
00:11:52Bad Child, is there anything you can decipher about this person we're going to or this being
00:11:58we'll be in touch with?
00:11:59Well, I know that the ones in the mine, I don't think we want to approach them first, but there's
00:12:04one that I think is, if not benevolent, perhaps it's neutral.
00:12:09But I did have an idea.
00:12:11Do you guys have those VR sets, the Spires VR sets?
00:12:16I mean, I'm sure I probably have one packed into the bottom of my coffin back in the place.
00:12:21I'm a bit of a gadgeteer, and I was thinking that I could maybe try and work on it to
00:12:26turn
00:12:26it into sort of like a spirit detector goggles.
00:12:29That's great.
00:12:30Love it.
00:12:31Yeah.
00:12:31That kind of innovation I think will push this group forward at a velocity that I think I'm
00:12:34I think Ethel had like a hot glue gun.
00:12:37That will come into play heavily.
00:12:38She was rhinestoning.
00:12:39Yeah, yeah.
00:12:40She was rhinestoning.
00:12:41I love it.
00:12:41Look at this.
00:12:42Look at everyone ate, everyone fed, and look at the way the ideas are flowing now.
00:12:46People want to go places.
00:12:47People want to build things.
00:12:49People are generating rivalries, which I think clearly Zayt is kind of in the lead of right now.
00:12:53Stop.
00:12:54He's so dominant.
00:12:55Zayt is really dominant.
00:12:56You know I'm just busting your balls, right?
00:13:00It still hurts all the same.
00:13:02Hey, we're going to have to toughen up in this world.
00:13:04H.J. grabs his cane and smashes through a window.
00:13:07Let's go.
00:13:08And then I take the door.
00:13:08Bartender goes, hey!
00:13:10I take the door.
00:13:11I leave about $600 on the table.
00:13:14I kiss the bartender.
00:13:15The window's so expensive.
00:13:16Okay, well, shit.
00:13:18You guys head out from Mike's.
00:13:19This place was pretty nice.
00:13:20I mean, it's the latest that it goes, right?
00:13:23Yeah.
00:13:24Seemed important.
00:13:25It seems like the only technical establishment that we've been to.
00:13:28I feel like we need to get one of those smoke machines, you know, where you put the old-fashioned
00:13:32in the thing and then you generate the smoke out of them.
00:13:35Oh, but people have to be really careful.
00:13:37That can turn into a lawsuit.
00:13:40Really?
00:13:40You are very litigious.
00:13:42I'm not.
00:13:43And I like that.
00:13:44I like that we have that.
00:13:44I'm not litigious.
00:13:45I think that's like the number one character game you're hoping to play this season.
00:13:49Well, I'm trying to be a zoologist, but you're right.
00:13:52My path has clearly diverted.
00:13:54Thank you for reminding me.
00:13:55I take a level of hunger.
00:13:59Hungry for the law.
00:14:00No, it's true.
00:14:02Speaking of Bad Child having just fed, we should take back roads.
00:14:07We should do this way down like the St. Peristree.
00:14:11Why is that?
00:14:11What's going on?
00:14:12Oh, we told you.
00:14:13We ate someone.
00:14:14Oh, right, right.
00:14:15Yeah.
00:14:16He was a bad guy.
00:14:17Bad guy.
00:14:17He was a really bad guy.
00:14:18Yeah.
00:14:19Justice is served.
00:14:19What did he do?
00:14:20He called his wife a cow repeatedly.
00:14:23Oh, my God.
00:14:23But first, it was like leaving out the squirrel traps was on her.
00:14:27Yeah, which is also like, why are you trapping squirrels?
00:14:30You should be letting them feed with abandon from your bird feeders.
00:14:34Yeah.
00:14:34Mean to squirrels.
00:14:35Mean to squirrels.
00:14:37Hey, I don't think we, hey, of the many things we should be litigious about, the death of this man
00:14:42is not one of them.
00:14:43It's not one of them.
00:14:44Let's hop into the car.
00:14:45You need to be really secretive about it.
00:14:47So if anyone has a disguise.
00:14:51You hop up in the VW.
00:14:53I put Christmas lights around you.
00:14:54Great.
00:14:55I'm a Christmas tree.
00:14:56A pre-decorated Christmas tree that we're driving home.
00:14:59That's right.
00:15:00They bought me from last year.
00:15:02Bad child gets on top of the car.
00:15:04Me, a seven foot tall man, gets inside and sits in the middle.
00:15:09Shotgun middle seat.
00:15:12Okay.
00:15:13Yeah.
00:15:14Bad child, go ahead and give me dexterity plus stealth.
00:15:18Dexterity plus stealth.
00:15:19Difficulty of four.
00:15:21Okay.
00:15:21I actually do have an ability that lets me add two dice to my stealth rolls.
00:15:26Hell yeah.
00:15:27So would that apply?
00:15:27Okay.
00:15:29Dexterity plus stealth.
00:15:31And I'm going to use my cloak of shadows to just look like a bag of trash in the middle
00:15:34of the car.
00:15:37Who put this?
00:15:39Oh, okay.
00:15:41Three successes.
00:15:42You can do willpower, right?
00:15:44If you don't want to fail this.
00:15:45Okay, fine.
00:15:45I'll do it.
00:15:46I will use my zealotry.
00:15:48Okay.
00:15:49Or my willpower.
00:15:49Just a regular one.
00:15:50Yeah, just use a willpower.
00:15:51Yeah, I was just saying, I think it'd be bad to get pulled over after we had just murdered somebody.
00:15:56Oh, that's a crit.
00:15:57Hell yeah.
00:15:58Just one though.
00:15:58Okay.
00:15:59So four successes.
00:16:00Four successes.
00:16:00I think that Bad Child, you get up on the roof of the car and going through town, there are
00:16:04active police.
00:16:05There's just been a crazy violent, there are cops cruising around.
00:16:09I'm going to get him off my tail by singing Christmas songs really loud.
00:16:12You look like a haunted decoration.
00:16:15So you, I think.
00:16:18What child is this?
00:16:23The religious song.
00:16:24Just all the old hands.
00:16:26It's like a warbling child's voice.
00:16:28Incredible.
00:16:29So you guys take off five vampires packed into the body of VW Bug and one vampire on top.
00:16:34Drive off into the night.
00:16:36Where do you head off to?
00:16:37Downtown.
00:16:39Great.
00:16:40Downtown.
00:16:40We take the long way.
00:16:42You drive up and around the university.
00:16:45University is getting pretty quiet already, even here at midnight on a Saturday.
00:16:49Since I am on the top of the car, I will use the time to just get a lay of
00:16:54the land.
00:16:55The things I would be looking for would be a library or a zoo.
00:16:59So if I see either of you.
00:17:00You mean library is a zoo?
00:17:02Yeah.
00:17:02Give me a investigation check.
00:17:08One.
00:17:09Success.
00:17:10All right.
00:17:11Yeah.
00:17:11Zoo?
00:17:13That's definitely a zoo.
00:17:15They got elephants here, right?
00:17:17Zoo is.
00:17:17They got elephants, right?
00:17:19In the direction you're traveling, you don't see a library or a zoo.
00:17:22You do see that there is one place that still remains open at this time.
00:17:27All the way, like right over in this area, there appears to be a business that still has
00:17:32some cars parked out front and is still operational.
00:17:35University associated.
00:17:37Can you see what it is?
00:17:38Yeah.
00:17:38Looking out, you see that there is a very straight up rusty, sad looking storage container that
00:17:46has been modded out into a building.
00:17:48And you see that it has a sign out front that is a non-functional neon that essentially just has
00:17:55like a light bulb hanging over it to illuminate the front of a defunct neon sign that says Sweetie Pies.
00:18:00And you see that it has a pole next to it.
00:18:03Oh.
00:18:04So I think, is it like a stripper bar?
00:18:08Levante looks over to H.J., a strong urge to just reach over and slam on the brake pedal.
00:18:16Why don't we stop being the girls?
00:18:18Do people want to stop?
00:18:19I'll stop real quick.
00:18:20I'm pulling over.
00:18:21I'm pulling over.
00:18:21I'm pulling over.
00:18:21I think we should stop.
00:18:23There's a spirit that calls to us.
00:18:25Well, there's a spirit that calls to me.
00:18:28The spirit of the stripper.
00:18:29There are many spirits in here calling to me.
00:18:31I've been possessed.
00:18:34I'm doing a ritual right now and I'll tell you, all roads lead to Sweetie Pies.
00:18:40Hell yeah.
00:18:41You guys parked the car.
00:18:44He completely abandoned the quest for the spirit.
00:18:47You couldn't be more right.
00:18:48Okay, let's go to Sweetie Pies.
00:18:51Unbelievable.
00:18:52You guys get in the parking lot.
00:18:53You see, there are quite a few cars parked out here.
00:18:58Many of them look, in other words, there's nothing nice about this spot.
00:19:04It looks like a lot of the people that are here are people that either want a place to
00:19:08not be alone at 1230 a.m., but you hear music sort of thumping out this corrugated storage
00:19:16container.
00:19:17It is, like a storage container, it is quite narrow.
00:19:21As you approach, do you actually go to walk inside?
00:19:25I walk straight up to the bouncer and I say, what's up?
00:19:28We're friends with the hot one.
00:19:29You walk up.
00:19:30You see that there's a guy outside.
00:19:32There is an older, very broad-shouldered bouncer, older black man.
00:19:38He's got a big leather jacket that looks very nice and good repair, but for even a big
00:19:44guy, the jacket is a size too large for him.
00:19:47He looks, just from some crow's feet around his eyes, like he might be an older guy.
00:19:51You see he's on a stool outside, not for lack of, like, wanting to be out in the cool night
00:19:58air.
00:19:58You see that this storage container is so ill-designed that he can't, there's not a space
00:20:04for his seat on the inside of the building.
00:20:06So as you walk up to him, he looks out and goes, uh, what was your question?
00:20:11What did you say?
00:20:12I said, we're friends with the hot one.
00:20:14And she said, come here.
00:20:16What?
00:20:18We're friends with the hot one.
00:20:20Is my good friend.
00:20:22And I go to shake his hand.
00:20:23The one that's like this, and then she's like this, and then she's like this.
00:20:28Can I see ID?
00:20:30Yeah.
00:20:31Great.
00:20:34Pull out a $100 bill.
00:20:36He takes the $100 bill, snap, snap, fold, fold, smile, puts it in.
00:20:42So I need some ID.
00:20:45So that's not how this works.
00:20:48You're going to accept the bribe, but then not fall to it?
00:20:52Feels okay.
00:20:53Rude.
00:20:53Rude.
00:20:54I hand him my ID.
00:20:55Yeah.
00:20:55You hand him an ID.
00:20:56He checks it safe, says, all right, uh, standard room only.
00:21:00And where's the champagne room?
00:21:03Champagne room?
00:21:03The champagne room.
00:21:04For the VIP.
00:21:05I hand him another $100 bill.
00:21:07For the friends of the hot one.
00:21:08There's no champagne room, all right?
00:21:09There's no champagne room.
00:21:12I don't think this man has ever seen a $100 bill before.
00:21:14This is Sweetie Pies.
00:21:15This is not.
00:21:16You see, he says, you just go inside.
00:21:18And you see, he ushers you into the room.
00:21:21The rules are different up here, I guess.
00:21:22I know.
00:21:23The rules are different.
00:21:23Missed opportunity after missed opportunity.
00:21:26I like this guy.
00:21:29I walk in so embarrassed.
00:21:30I have my hat down all the way.
00:21:32You see that, if you pull your jacket down, he goes, ID?
00:21:36Yeah.
00:21:37I assume I have ID.
00:21:38I walk behind him as, um, I'm just using the seven-foot man for cover.
00:21:44He's a seven-foot man.
00:21:44I've never shown anybody ID in my 300 years of life.
00:21:47I love it.
00:21:48You see that as you lean in and hand him your ID, he just goes, pervert.
00:21:55I know.
00:21:57Miss me.
00:21:58What?
00:22:00Miss me.
00:22:02I walk out and then I walk in.
00:22:03Oh, this is your guy, huh?
00:22:04This is your guy?
00:22:06Yeah, I think, honestly, that's what Vooda Beats does.
00:22:08That was, that was, can I be honest with everyone?
00:22:10That was my worst fear.
00:22:13What, you would be called a pervert immediately?
00:22:15I would come here and be called a pervert.
00:22:17Dirty dog.
00:22:19Can I just say?
00:22:21Yeah.
00:22:22I finally understand what the darkness is about.
00:22:24Yeah.
00:22:25You see, you guys make your way into Sweetie Pies.
00:22:28All of the tables are kind of like stools and high tops.
00:22:32So, you know, it's like all these like high bar tables flush to the wall.
00:22:36It's impossible to almost even get to the stage.
00:22:38It is just a shipping container.
00:22:40There's a small stage.
00:22:41You hear a voice say, you know, sort of this thumping music comes on going,
00:22:46all right, all right, everybody, well, time to get those wallets open for your next dancer.
00:22:53Welcome to the stage, Sasha.
00:22:56And you see this woman, this tall, sort of lanky woman, walks out, puts a hand up,
00:23:02sort of some actual like investment in light, sort of like purple and red light,
00:23:06sort of strafe across, sees she sort of like hangs off the pole, moves around,
00:23:11starts to get into her routine, swings, kicks a leg out, and hits the side of the storage
00:23:17container and goes, fuck!
00:23:18And you see her and goes, oh, shit!
00:23:20And two guys get up.
00:23:21She goes, god damn it!
00:23:23As just, she says, it's not fucking safe in here!
00:23:26And you see that the sort of men help her up on her feet, and she goes, god damn it!
00:23:31An older woman walks over and says, Sasha, sweetie, I'm so good, I'm sorry.
00:23:35Here, let me get, just get back in the car so you can get drinks.
00:23:39And you see that she starts to gesture her outside.
00:23:42As you see someone else taking drink orders from people,
00:23:45just opens a door in the back of the strip club to a just idling car
00:23:51to go to the truckaroo and get drinks for people, because there's no kitchen in this place.
00:23:56My god, the truckaroo.
00:23:59Where are the people arriving in the corner?
00:24:01I'm not even sure you could call this just a strip club.
00:24:04This is an opportunity.
00:24:05Brother, if you don't already think I have notes.
00:24:07This is an opportunity.
00:24:09You got notes?
00:24:10Because I've been writing little notes in my moleskin.
00:24:12I show them my notes.
00:24:14Yeah, I'm thinking about the, oh, I'm thinking all the same things.
00:24:17Okay, I'm thinking we buy the bar underground.
00:24:20We put a strip club.
00:24:22Then we can hang out down there.
00:24:24Oh my gosh.
00:24:25And we don't have to live underneath the Etsy guy and the old lady.
00:24:28Yeah.
00:24:28Aren't they there for us?
00:24:30You see the older woman comes over and says,
00:24:32guys, you need to clear a path of the fire marshaler, shut us down.
00:24:35I hand her a $100 bill.
00:24:38All right, so walls, walls.
00:24:39Understood.
00:24:41I don't think they understand.
00:24:42This doesn't work anymore.
00:24:44Are there a lot of people here?
00:24:46You look around and see that there are about like a little more than a dozen men in the audience
00:24:53who all appear to, again, you see that like the vibe, you've been in some strip clubs that have a
00:24:58feeling of sourness or sleaziness from like high finance, weird domineering.
00:25:04All these guys look like they're here to A, support the dancers, and B, be somewhere past midnight is what
00:25:11the vibe of this space is.
00:25:13So they're looking out.
00:25:15You see that this woman goes, you see that she looks at you, she takes a look at Madeleine and
00:25:20Zaythe in particular, and it's like, oh, some young lady enjoying some exotic dance.
00:25:27That's wonderful.
00:25:28You drink for free.
00:25:29Do you want chicken fingers?
00:25:33No.
00:25:34Okay.
00:25:35Hey, I get it.
00:25:36Maybe I should, maybe I should come back.
00:25:39Maybe.
00:25:39Maybe I have too many, you know?
00:25:41You know what, darling?
00:25:43You have the chicken fingers.
00:25:45They're on me.
00:25:46At my rest?
00:25:47Okay, sure.
00:25:49Yeah, they're on you.
00:25:50You got it.
00:25:50It's like at a sushi spot, you buy sake for the chef, you know?
00:25:54It's chicken fingers for the lady who's running to the chef's office.
00:25:56We'd like to buy chicken fingers for everyone in the car.
00:25:59You see that she looks over and says, I'm Susan, I'm the proprietor, I'm the original Sweetie Pie, so come
00:26:07on in.
00:26:09You see she says, Jeff, get up, let her sit down.
00:26:12And just for you, like, who gives you a place?
00:26:15She's just, I think, so excited to have, like, a woman in the audience.
00:26:18Somehow I have a spotlight on me.
00:26:20I can't really tell where it's from, but I think it's so perfectly in this seat.
00:26:24You see that coming out from the outside with sort of a coat and some Ugg boots on, you see
00:26:30clearly one of the dancers comes in with a little plastic to-go bag that immediately smells like chicken fingers.
00:26:36That you just see has Angie's diner on it, and she takes it out of the container and just serves
00:26:43it in the styrofoam to one of the guys seated at a table.
00:26:47You see that Susan looks over at her and says, Kelly, Sasha fucked up her foot again.
00:26:51Can you get, can you get back on the stage?
00:26:52And you see that this dancer is so short.
00:26:56She's like 4'11".
00:26:57And gets up and goes, yeah, you got it.
00:27:00I'll get started.
00:27:01And walks over and says, welcome back to the stage.
00:27:06Oh, looks like a little luck of the Irish.
00:27:08It's Kelly Sweeney.
00:27:09She pops her Uggs and coat off, and you see she has, like, a shamrock bra with, like, a Trinity
00:27:15harp on the ass.
00:27:16And you see that she starts to twirl around in the pole and is just so physically short that she's
00:27:22not in danger in the confined space of the dance stage of hurting her foot.
00:27:27Or swinging into something.
00:27:28Bitches are killing her.
00:27:29Absolutely incredible.
00:27:30Excuse me, can we all have money to give out?
00:27:32Oh, yeah.
00:27:33Sure, of course.
00:27:34There you are.
00:27:35There you are.
00:27:35Suze.
00:27:36Hi.
00:27:37Levante Worthy.
00:27:38Hello.
00:27:39H.J.
00:27:40Wingstrom.
00:27:41Yes.
00:27:42We are business partners.
00:27:43We just moved into town.
00:27:45Oh.
00:27:45And we were looking for a late night establishment to frequent, and we were just at Mike's, and now we've
00:27:51traveled over to Sweetie's, or Sweetie Pies.
00:27:54Mm-hmm.
00:27:54Excuse me.
00:27:55We like what you're doing here, but we do have some thoughts.
00:27:59We're wondering, are you looking for partners?
00:28:02Oh.
00:28:04I got it.
00:28:05You see she looks at you.
00:28:06Go ahead and give me a charisma and persuasion.
00:28:12Great.
00:28:13Okay.
00:28:14I'm going to say that this essay is four successes.
00:28:17I will use my presence.
00:28:20Okay.
00:28:20I'll use awe to add two more to this.
00:28:24Great.
00:28:25And then how many successes do you want me to add?
00:28:27I need four.
00:28:29You need four.
00:28:29Strong cup of tea to start with being partners.
00:28:32Yeah, of course.
00:28:32So I love it.
00:28:34One, two, three, and I will burn two, three, four willpower.
00:28:42Wow.
00:28:44This is the most important role of this entire campaign to make.
00:28:48For another, so a total of five successes.
00:28:52Hell yeah.
00:28:53One success, I roll up a $100 bill and I snort rant.
00:29:00What did you put in the cup?
00:29:02You see there's an older man.
00:29:03What did you put in the cup?
00:29:05He says, hey man, that's my rant.
00:29:07We're so sorry.
00:29:09Give it back.
00:29:10God damn it.
00:29:11We'll spot you some rant.
00:29:12What are you guys, a pervert?
00:29:14No.
00:29:14He is.
00:29:15He is.
00:29:16No.
00:29:16We're six perverts.
00:29:18I'm not a pervert.
00:29:19I'm a pervert.
00:29:21I'm not a perv.
00:29:24I've barely even looked at anyone.
00:29:30Barely.
00:29:31I'm fully on the stage dancing with Kelly.
00:29:34Incredible.
00:29:35You're spinning Kelly.
00:29:37Like a pizza.
00:29:39Grab my head.
00:29:41With five successes, you look at Susan and she goes,
00:29:48you want to invest in sweetie pies?
00:29:50Deeply and truly.
00:29:51We believe in this community and more than anything, we believe in you.
00:29:55We think you have a ton of untapped potential and the only thing you're missing is the financial support that
00:30:03myself and my friend who just snorted ranch dressing can offer.
00:30:07Wow.
00:30:08I shout from the stage, if there's one thing I've learned in my life, it's to trust a woman with
00:30:12a Tasmanian devil tattoo.
00:30:13And I know you've got one, I know you have the energy of a woman with a Tasmanian devil.
00:30:17You see that she just puts top up, thumb in the pants, shows Taz, and he goes, you know, I
00:30:24got him.
00:30:24It went down two thirds longer than I thought it would have been.
00:30:27The longest Taz I've ever had.
00:30:28I was so scared.
00:30:29I love how big that is.
00:30:33It's big.
00:30:34It's way bigger than you think.
00:30:37Taz's feet are just right there.
00:30:43You see, she looks out and goes, this is a wild night.
00:30:48So you see, she looks and says, okay, so hang on a minute.
00:30:52Madeline, as you're on the stage, as you sort of call out to her, you see that Kelly is dancing
00:30:57with you.
00:30:58Give me a performance charisma check here.
00:31:02Great.
00:31:03You have awe, right?
00:31:04I do have awe.
00:31:05I might add my awe to it.
00:31:07One, so that's...
00:31:09Have you watched the Magic City docuseries that just came out?
00:31:13No, but I'm going to go home and watch it tonight.
00:31:14It's so good, and this is awesome.
00:31:16Now that we're about to own a strip club, also, fuck it, let's go back to Mike's and buy that,
00:31:21too.
00:31:21You're Mr. Magic.
00:31:22I'm officially...
00:31:23That's five successes.
00:31:25Cleen.
00:31:27You see, so dancing with her on stage, she basically, like, naturally moves you, like, pulls a chair onto stage
00:31:35and moves you into the chair to basically do...
00:31:37I'm fully upside down on the pole, just spinning upside down, legs out.
00:31:42As you're spinning, she, you can see, is, like, moving it so that one of you is dancing up on
00:31:48the other one and leaves you to choose whether you want to dance up on her or she on you.
00:31:52Yeah, so here is what I'm doing.
00:31:54I'm upside down, but face out, and then she's right side up, face in, and we're essentially 69ing on this
00:32:02pole.
00:32:02She's on the stripper pole, spinning around.
00:32:05As you do, give me a...
00:32:07Yes.
00:32:08Give me a...
00:32:09Stripper Ouroboros.
00:32:10Give me intelligence and awareness.
00:32:12Okay.
00:32:13And I'll just need...
00:32:14Kelly, don't fucking do this to us.
00:32:15I'll just need two successes here.
00:32:19I just got one.
00:32:20Okay.
00:32:21You are dancing with Kelly up on the pole.
00:32:23You look around, all of these people watching are become enchanted by what they are seeing here in this space.
00:32:29Just, oh, my God.
00:32:31And you can see...
00:32:32Kelly, by the way, is stunning.
00:32:35She's, like, very, very short, but has these long red ringlets that must be...
00:32:40The color seems almost artificial.
00:32:41It's got to be, like, dyed hair.
00:32:42And a lot of, like, gold glitter all over her face and body that you can see is sort of
00:32:47done in, like, coins sort of, like, makeup.
00:32:51As you are dancing with her, the men start to look around, and I think that you see one of
00:32:59the guys in the back looks up at her, checks his phone, and looks delighted by something.
00:33:05And I think on that one success, you don't know what it is, but you just see he looks...
00:33:07And you see, he pulls a little stub out of his coat and goes to check something else out.
00:33:14He, like, leaves the bar.
00:33:16Kelly, is there a pot of gold at the end of your rainbow?
00:33:19For that, we're going to have to go to the champagne room.
00:33:22I knew there was a champagne room.
00:33:25There's always a champagne room.
00:33:26There's always a champagne room.
00:33:27She says, the champagne room is the woods.
00:33:32Oh.
00:33:33Okay.
00:33:34We can raise the bar one.
00:33:36Exactly.
00:33:37We have a 1998 VW that seats four people.
00:33:421998.
00:33:42And one Christmas tree.
00:33:45Hi, I'm here.
00:33:46I came in.
00:33:46I can't talk.
00:33:47I got to keep dancing.
00:33:49Okay, okay.
00:33:50It's hard not to have a conversation when we're this close all the time.
00:33:53Yeah.
00:33:54Susan looks at you and just goes, like, well, if there's anything, you know, I'd be...
00:33:59So, are you a businessman?
00:34:01What brings you to Perpee?
00:34:03An opportunity.
00:34:05Yeah.
00:34:05An opportunity in Perpee?
00:34:08Let me ask you something.
00:34:08Have you felt Perpee deteriorate a little bit?
00:34:15Have you felt things that you need disappear before your very eyes?
00:34:21Constantly.
00:34:21Finding dancers is harder than ever.
00:34:23That's why we're here.
00:34:24Exactly.
00:34:25The cup is draining.
00:34:27And we're here to put oil at the bottom so that the drain is clogged forever.
00:34:33Yeah.
00:34:34Perpee will runneth over.
00:34:36Is it drain in the cup?
00:34:37The oil...
00:34:38The oil...
00:34:38When cold turns closer to a solid.
00:34:41Imagine, if you will, that a sink is a cup.
00:34:43If it were clogged, that would be good.
00:34:47You see how all of us kind of understand my metaphor?
00:34:50And you see how you're kind of struggling with that?
00:34:52That makes sense.
00:34:53We come from a long line of successful businesses.
00:34:56We're alternative thinkers.
00:34:58Well, I would love...
00:35:00I'd love to see your proposal.
00:35:01I've owned Sweeties for going on 30 years now.
00:35:06Fantastic.
00:35:06And we want that.
00:35:08You are still the core of the business.
00:35:09I just want...
00:35:10You should know that...
00:35:15I just want you to know that there are reasons that we haven't been able to expand.
00:35:19Does it have to do with the Douglases or the Whitakers?
00:35:23Well, yeah.
00:35:25Wow, you guys move fast.
00:35:27Well, when we see an opportunity, the first thing before you capitalize on it is you must understand it.
00:35:33Yeah.
00:35:33A little R&D.
00:35:34I haven't been able to get a permit to do any construction here because right now, I don't technically have
00:35:44to be zoned.
00:35:45I don't have to conform to zoning standards in this neighborhood.
00:35:49They don't want there to be a strip club right next to the university.
00:35:52But the issue is they actually can't.
00:35:56I'm not technically a part of this neighborhood because the cinder blocks that the storage container is on are 19
00:36:01inches high.
00:36:04Smart.
00:36:05See, we knew we wanted a partner resourceful.
00:36:09In the gut.
00:36:09That's great.
00:36:11Those rules sound so archaic.
00:36:13Can I have some more money?
00:36:14Yeah, of course.
00:36:15Here you go.
00:36:16Can I have some more?
00:36:17Yeah, of course.
00:36:20Blood is flowing out of one nostril ranch out of the other.
00:36:23Anytime.
00:36:24Keep asking.
00:36:25You see, she says, so yeah, but let me know if there's anything you can do.
00:36:30Basically, past 18 inches is not considered actually to be on perpy municipal property.
00:36:39It's also building up.
00:36:41It's good.
00:36:42Okay.
00:36:42But is there perhaps a series of strange brick tunnels underneath the town that we could sexify a little bit?
00:36:50Huh?
00:36:51A series of sexy brick tunnels.
00:36:53Yes, catacombs, if you will.
00:36:54A little grippy.
00:36:55Warehouse is for a blood rave.
00:36:57Like an abandoned church, but it has a beautiful stained glass window.
00:37:01I want you guys to, in this moment, give me, anyone who wants to give me a wit's awareness.
00:37:08We're looking, I think, here for three successes.
00:37:13Um, I got two.
00:37:15Oh boy.
00:37:16I got one.
00:37:17Oh no.
00:37:18I got two.
00:37:19I'm rolling so far.
00:37:20Does that mean I got a...
00:37:20I have two.
00:37:21I can expend a willpower.
00:37:22I can do a willpower.
00:37:23Yeah.
00:37:24Why not?
00:37:24I can do a willpower.
00:37:26Oh, damn it.
00:37:27I got three.
00:37:28Three.
00:37:29I got three as well.
00:37:30As you guys talk about catacombs, I think you see the guy, Jeff, who some of his ranch got snorted
00:37:37up by him.
00:37:37As you guys talk about tunnels under the city or catacombs, you see he sort of looks up for a
00:37:44second at you guys and gets a faraway look in his eye and just keeps eating.
00:37:49I got, I got, I ended up getting one success and one hunger, so I went up in a hunger.
00:37:54I think in this moment, Zayt, there's a lot of talking about money.
00:37:59There's a lot of talking about zoning rules.
00:38:01I think that you have to engage in some form of compulsive action in this moment.
00:38:04I just go over to that guy and start holding his neck and be like, uh, what's going on with
00:38:11those chicken tenders, bud?
00:38:12Hey, man, I don't know nothing about what you're talking about.
00:38:17Up he goes.
00:38:17Zayt, Zayt, Zayt.
00:38:19What's going on with the chicken tenders, bud?
00:38:22Susan says, hey, hey, hey, no fighting in here, no fighting.
00:38:28You doing good?
00:38:28She says, you're gone, you're out of here.
00:38:31I didn't even want to be in this stupid little crate anyway.
00:38:34It's not a crate, it's a container.
00:38:37Container of bullshit.
00:38:38And I walk.
00:38:39Damn, he's so cool.
00:38:40Let me just say, he was the one who suggested coming here, so he was lying.
00:38:43You're the biggest pervert of all.
00:38:46Zayt.
00:38:47No, I'm not.
00:38:49Zayt's just standing in the door with it almost closed.
00:38:52Yes.
00:38:52I wanted to come here least of all.
00:38:58Suze, if I can call you that, Suze, we're going to step out.
00:39:01We are going to step out.
00:39:02Clearly, our friend needs to get some air.
00:39:05We will be in touch about a business proposal.
00:39:07And thank you so much for, I think, being a part of this town and for running this business the
00:39:11way that you do.
00:39:12We cannot wait to be your partner.
00:39:16Okay.
00:39:18Listen, it seems like a fairy tale.
00:39:20It's too good to be true.
00:39:21I'm telling you, this place is going to be the heart of Perpy.
00:39:25Life begins at night.
00:39:27Life begins at night.
00:39:29We're going to get a neon sign that says that.
00:39:30We're going to get a neon sign that says that on the outside of this.
00:39:32I'm a real neon.
00:39:33None of this LED bullshit.
00:39:35Yeah.
00:39:35More of that dictionary definition kind of thing, you know?
00:39:37Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:39:38Oh, that's so fun.
00:39:39There's like a colon and then it's just like, oh, God.
00:39:41Sound burp.
00:39:42Yes.
00:39:43So much neon.
00:39:43Can we still see the guy who saw like a stub or something and walked out?
00:39:47Yeah, I was hoping that he saw him on.
00:39:48If you guys, if you guys, if you guys, he, he, he, he, he, he,
00:39:51he goes back to eating his chicken.
00:39:52Oh, is that the same guy?
00:39:53The same guy.
00:39:54Chicken fingers ranch dude was the guy.
00:39:56Wait, and then fully dissociated after seeing something on his.
00:39:59After you guys mentioned the catacombs.
00:40:00Yeah, you see he's sort of fully dissociated.
00:40:02All right, yeah.
00:40:03Bad child.
00:40:03Maybe we hang out near the container after everyone leaves him.
00:40:07Oh, you fucking.
00:40:07Follow her.
00:40:08That sounds nice.
00:40:09Dude, you fuck.
00:40:10Okay.
00:40:11That's crazy.
00:40:12The razzing has to stop.
00:40:14Now we're splitting up and you're going to hang out outside the container for the rest of the night.
00:40:18I'd say it's much pervier to hang out outside the strip club than going into the strip club.
00:40:22Yes.
00:40:22Oh, you're just concerned about everyone's safety coming in and out.
00:40:25There are some people who get the wrong idea in that sort of socially charged situation,
00:40:29and we're looking out for Kelly and her kin.
00:40:31Okay.
00:40:31There's nothing pervy about that.
00:40:31I appreciate that.
00:40:32And I am, the razzing does have to stop.
00:40:34It's unprofessional.
00:40:36You need to stay focused.
00:40:37But also, Dark News Man, if you were pervy.
00:40:39Stop.
00:40:39That would be okay.
00:40:40It's okay to be a pervy.
00:40:41It's so much worse.
00:40:42It's so much worse.
00:40:43It's so much worse than the razzing.
00:40:44In fact, it's beautiful.
00:40:45You're the only one who can vouch for me that I'm a pervy.
00:40:48So you saying this sounds like you're soft launching that I'm a pervy.
00:40:53I'm trying to hotwire a motorcycle outside.
00:40:57I believe in you.
00:40:57I heard they're calling you pervertness man inside.
00:41:01I'm not waiting for this guy anymore.
00:41:03You happy?
00:41:04Huh?
00:41:05I'm the only one that can look like a bag of trash.
00:41:09You guys get back into your video.
00:41:11You start hotwiring this motorcycle.
00:41:13You see at the front, Claude goes, hey.
00:41:16Hey, stop.
00:41:17Stop.
00:41:17What are you saying?
00:41:18Stop.
00:41:19Loser says, what?
00:41:20I'll kill you.
00:41:22Claude.
00:41:23Claude?
00:41:24Claude.
00:41:25Claude, you don't want to mess with this, Claude.
00:41:26Hey, man.
00:41:27Get you and your pervert friend out of here, dude.
00:41:30I'm not his friend.
00:41:31I'm not a pervert.
00:41:33Come on.
00:41:33Hop on the back.
00:41:35I'm sorry for razzing you so hard.
00:41:37I can't.
00:41:38I don't want to steal a motorcycle.
00:41:39Hop on the back.
00:41:40I can't.
00:41:41I go and kiss Claude on the cheek and pickpocket the $200 out of his pocket.
00:41:45Oh, wonderful.
00:41:45You see, he looks and says, you can come back anytime.
00:41:48Oh, okay.
00:41:49Okay.
00:41:50I'm going downtown.
00:41:52Yeah.
00:41:52Company move.
00:41:53What were we doing?
00:41:53Company move.
00:41:54Company move.
00:41:55Going downtown.
00:41:57You guys head downtown in the VW.
00:42:00Wait, darkness me.
00:42:01Did you want to hang down?
00:42:02Did you want to stay?
00:42:03No.
00:42:03Take some pictures or something?
00:42:07Don't laugh.
00:42:08What?
00:42:09I'm just saying.
00:42:10I saw my dentist at a strip club one time and he took a picture and got in trouble.
00:42:13And I thought of that.
00:42:15Mitch, I don't feel like you're beating the allegations, man.
00:42:17I feel like maybe you should just come back later.
00:42:19Yeah, yeah.
00:42:19I don't.
00:42:20We know his name's Kevin.
00:42:21Screaming you're the only one who can vouch for me as a small woman is kind of hard, dude.
00:42:26Small?
00:42:27Small?
00:42:27It's so...
00:42:28Okay.
00:42:29Everyone relax.
00:42:30Let it out.
00:42:31Let it out.
00:42:32Look.
00:42:33I just was curious about the guy who got excited about something weird and then listened to
00:42:39us and then was weird about it and stuff.
00:42:41Right?
00:42:42Yeah.
00:42:42I'm pretty sure that was about chicken tenders, but follow your gut.
00:42:45All right.
00:42:46I'm going to...
00:42:47It's not a drench.
00:42:48It's weird.
00:42:48Okay.
00:42:49Bat child.
00:42:50Yeah.
00:42:51Should we stay here and try to follow that guy home?
00:42:53My only reservation is that I feel like I was the one with the bat echolocation to find
00:42:58the spirit to begin with.
00:42:59I can follow this dude.
00:43:01Yeah.
00:43:01Maybe you could use some alone time.
00:43:04Everyone.
00:43:05It's healthy to need alone time.
00:43:07I agree.
00:43:08Relax.
00:43:08Darkness Man is an introvert.
00:43:09No, I agree.
00:43:10I think Darkness Man could use some alone time.
00:43:12I am beyond introverted now.
00:43:14Is that guy...
00:43:18The woman...
00:43:18What was her name again?
00:43:19Susan.
00:43:20Was that Susan's husband?
00:43:21No.
00:43:22No, he looked like a regular.
00:43:23Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:43:24You guys go downtown.
00:43:25I'll be here.
00:43:26I just collapse next to a pile of trash and use my cloak of shadows to just be like a
00:43:32pile
00:43:32of garbage.
00:43:34Look like trash.
00:43:35We have phones, right?
00:43:36We can just text you where we're at when you're done looking at this.
00:43:39Before we leave, because I have a bunch of gadgets, I'm just going to make sure he's
00:43:42armed with gadgets.
00:43:44Okay.
00:43:44And I have my headset going, so...
00:43:46I'm going to hand him a really old, faded condom.
00:43:51Faded?
00:43:52Faded?
00:43:52Faded.
00:43:53Had this in my wallet for about a hundred years.
00:43:56It's made of lambs.
00:43:57It's made out of otter.
00:43:59If I say I don't...
00:44:00Here's the problem with the razzing, right?
00:44:02Professor QB Bonham's lambskin Jimmy.
00:44:06If I say I don't need this, you're just going to make a joke about how I raw-dogged it,
00:44:10right?
00:44:11No.
00:44:11Okay.
00:44:12You don't know that.
00:44:12I for sure don't need this, and it's not because I'm going to have sex without a condom.
00:44:16No, because you're not going to be having sex.
00:44:18I guess you're going to be jerking off next to whoever else is having sex because you're a fucking pervert.
00:44:21Wow.
00:44:22Got him.
00:44:23All right.
00:44:24Good luck.
00:44:24You had a great...
00:44:25You had a great combination there.
00:44:26I'm not fucking a board mission.
00:44:27I don't know how to support you in this situation.
00:44:47I don't...
00:44:48Everyone in this group did not talk to me for 24 hours.
00:44:5224 hours!
00:44:5324 hours, Mitch, that's not possible.
00:44:5524 hours?
00:44:56Okay, okay.
00:44:58What is a sidekick without a superhero?
00:45:01It's a sad child up on the back, and I'm still trying to hotwire it.
00:45:04I make eye contact with darkness man as I clutch under the sand.
00:45:08This is the worst day of my life.
00:45:11I can't believe it.
00:45:13I can't believe it.
00:45:15It's good to be with you, Zaython, not with Pervert Patrol.
00:45:18Oh, shit.
00:45:20I feel like the rivalry is tipping into toxic.
00:45:22It's tipping into toxic, and we've got to bring this in.
00:45:25I'm laying in a pile of trash.
00:45:29We're going to have to figure out some kind of way to bolster darkness man back up.
00:45:33You guys get in the VW.
00:45:34Batchild is no longer on the roof.
00:45:36Mitch, you watch these fight with their vampires pull away,
00:45:38and you have a moment to catch some quiet as you're amongst the trash.
00:45:42This is the worst night of your life.
00:45:45Can I use my larceny hot wiring to try to hotwire this motorcycle?
00:45:49Yeah, give me intelligence plus larceny.
00:45:51So this is the bouncer's motorcycle?
00:45:53No, this is just a motorcycle that Zach invented was in the parking lot.
00:45:56I love it.
00:45:57That's definitely a motorcycle in a strip club.
00:45:58That's a crit.
00:46:00Actual crit.
00:46:01Oh, yeah.
00:46:01Whoa, five successes.
00:46:04Yeah.
00:46:06Yeah, you get in there.
00:46:08Yeah, no worries.
00:46:08You got a brand new motorcycle, baby.
00:46:10You hotwire that up.
00:46:11That's awesome.
00:46:11I can't believe I invented it.
00:46:15To downtown.
00:46:16You rip on this motorcycle downtown.
00:46:19You guys head out.
00:46:21So let's go ahead and do a group wits plus your decision about how you're investigating.
00:46:28You can do wits or intelligence plus investigation.
00:46:30And you guys are basically looking for a spirit or something like a spirit in this place.
00:46:38Do we all make the roll?
00:46:39I have sense the unseen.
00:46:41Is that something that I could use for this?
00:46:43You could use sense the unseen for this.
00:46:44Absolutely.
00:46:45So if I'm rolling three dice and I have three levels of hunger, they're all red?
00:46:49Yes, they're all red.
00:46:51That's correct.
00:46:51I contribute one success.
00:46:54Okay, that's a success.
00:46:55One success, one success.
00:46:56All right, two successes.
00:46:58Two successes from you.
00:46:59Okay, gotcha.
00:47:00What did we get Madeline?
00:47:02I got four.
00:47:03Four successes?
00:47:04Hell yes.
00:47:05And I contributed a success to something.
00:47:07Cool.
00:47:07Gotcha.
00:47:08As you guys head out into the night, and Zach, let me know if Zayt is splitting up to cover
00:47:12more ground or if you're going with the rest of the group.
00:47:15I think I'm going with them, but just sort of going like this.
00:47:17Yeah.
00:47:17Just wheeling around.
00:47:19As you guys are traveling through downtown, you see what actually looks like kind of a lovely little area of
00:47:27Purpy.
00:47:28This is the first place that you've seen some degree of promise.
00:47:32This is also the area that is just a little bit more lively than some of the rest of the
00:47:37town.
00:47:39Some places are very...
00:47:40There's a little bank or ATM.
00:47:42There's a little wireless cell phone place.
00:47:45Pizza and other stuff like that.
00:47:46There's one other business way downtown that's quite close to the only business that you've seen that's even open at
00:47:52this time.
00:47:52There's a little like tattoo parlor that seems to be open down here late.
00:47:57There are also...
00:47:58You begin to see some of the crunchiness of the Pacific Northwest up here.
00:48:04There's a little shop called Witchful Thinking, which is closed.
00:48:09It looks like a little Wicca, like ritual, Pagany kind of shop.
00:48:15There's also a place sort of down the main drag, which is like all shops.
00:48:19So this is sort of like the area that if it were a little bit nicer here would actually be
00:48:24like, oh, there's a little shopping center area.
00:48:29It's almost like you see the shops and you're like, if there were a couple better restaurants here, this would
00:48:33be a place that you could come and like spend the day.
00:48:36There's like three GameStops, two places that sell Funko Pops.
00:48:40Yes.
00:48:40Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:48:42There's a bunch of places that are sort of ruining the vibe by being a little too modern, like the
00:48:47wireless, like a little like cell phone store, basically.
00:48:49But there's also another place further up called the Precious Blessings Crystal Pillow Shop.
00:48:56Great.
00:48:56That seems like another sort of like actual local business, small town boutique.
00:49:00You guys are looking and thinking, okay, spirits, spirits, spirits.
00:49:04You guys have probably spent a little bit of time looking in the window of that Witchful Thinking place.
00:49:10You spend a little bit of time looking at that, like maybe the Precious Blessings Crystal Pillow Shop.
00:49:17These places that sort of have some connection, maybe even the tattoo place, which you actually see is called Stick
00:49:23and Poke.
00:49:23And in addition to being a tattoo shop also seems to be the reason it's open late is it's also
00:49:27like got some adult goods in it.
00:49:30But you see as the night wears on, Madelaine, your sort of premonition, it's like ancient centuries of being near
00:49:38and around the magical.
00:49:40You look over at the bright lights of a place that looks like it should be open, but you realize
00:49:45just always has some bright lights on and is very much closed.
00:49:49There is a Dolly's, which is a little fast food joint.
00:49:54D-O-L-L-Y.
00:49:55Yes, you see Dolly's is a fast food chain.
00:49:58It has a little kind of raggedy Anne looking ragdoll figure on it.
00:50:03Looking at it, Dolly's is right here.
00:50:07So this little, you can see there's a little drive-through.
00:50:10The lights are mostly on in the exterior.
00:50:12It's got the big sign still showing.
00:50:14But it's this little fast food place and you get this weird sense of something hidden lurking in the shadows
00:50:23around that fast food place.
00:50:26Guys, I think I maybe found a speakeasy.
00:50:28Intriguing.
00:50:29Or a spookeasy.
00:50:32A spookeasy.
00:50:33Oh my goodness, you're a genius.
00:50:35Really?
00:50:36Wow, I never really kind of listened or looked at you ever before, but you say spookeasy?
00:50:41Have you been smart and cool the whole time?
00:50:44No, I try to learn, but I have a long way to go.
00:50:47You are cool.
00:50:48You're smart.
00:50:49Thank you, but I'm actually self-flagellating about how rude I was to Darkness Man.
00:50:54No, he needed to say it.
00:50:55It's perfectly fine.
00:50:56I like that you brought this up.
00:50:58Let's all think about our culture, okay, as a group.
00:51:01100%.
00:51:01That was really funny.
00:51:02I participated in it.
00:51:04I already wrote him a note.
00:51:06Good.
00:51:06I think that's awesome.
00:51:08Awesome.
00:51:09Are we feeling like you say speakeasy?
00:51:13Yeah.
00:51:13Is this another sweetie pie situation where we feel like we're diverting, or is this kind
00:51:17of more closely connected to the mission or the spirit at hand?
00:51:22Do you feel a little ghost?
00:51:26Yeah.
00:51:26Can I use Binding Fetter again to see if I feel the ghost?
00:51:30Let me ask you this.
00:51:31As you pull up to this dollies, I will also say, Bat Child, police precinct right here.
00:51:39That's the dollies, and that's the police precinct.
00:51:41I think I'm a Christmas tree.
00:51:42Thank God we left that pervert back.
00:51:44You're a Christmas tree from the back of the motorcycle.
00:51:48Zayt is picking up a Christmas tree.
00:51:51Great.
00:51:52It's just a guy on a motorcycle with a Christmas tree trapped to his back, holding him.
00:51:57A branch.
00:51:58Side saddle.
00:52:01I'll say this.
00:52:02Zayt, you look and see a squad car pull out of the precinct and start to head up Main Street
00:52:10past you guys.
00:52:13Like in the direction of Darkness Man?
00:52:15In the direction of Darkness Man.
00:52:17Ugh.
00:52:18Is it okay?
00:52:19You see the lights of its sirens go on, but not its audible siren.
00:52:23But it passes us.
00:52:25Yeah, and it heads towards Main Street, so it does not come past you guys here as you pull into
00:52:29the dollies.
00:52:29Got it.
00:52:30You are pulling into a closed dollies.
00:52:32As you activate your senses, Bat Child, you do feel exactly, and I think, Madeline, you are both tracking on
00:52:38the same thing.
00:52:38There is something present here.
00:52:41Where do you go to in this fast food place?
00:52:44There's a drive-thru, there's the closed restaurant.
00:52:47Is the drive-thru also closed?
00:52:50Not physically, because you can pull the car through it, and all the menus and stuff are still lit up,
00:52:56because they don't turn those off.
00:52:57But there's no employees here.
00:52:59So it's drive-thru, closed restaurant, just the parking lot.
00:53:05I think I want to go maybe to the closed restaurant.
00:53:10Okay, yeah, absolutely.
00:53:11Do they have that thing on the door where it's like the doors are chained, but you can open them
00:53:15a little bit?
00:53:16Yes, they do.
00:53:17Great.
00:53:17Can we just sort of...
00:53:19Yeah.
00:53:19Hello?
00:53:20Is there anybody in there?
00:53:22Maybe a spirit?
00:53:26Or a door person?
00:53:28Silence echoes back out from inside the restaurant.
00:53:31It smells like friar grease.
00:53:35It's a place that I think you're also feeling the spiritual energy near here.
00:53:40It gets frequented by a lot of the local deputies and officers.
00:53:44If you've ever felt like reaching out, and you've felt sort of alienated from the material world,
00:53:51I can kind of summon you into the material world.
00:53:54So if you have unfinished business that you haven't found anyone to help you with,
00:53:58just write your name in a little pile of grease, and I can try and summon you.
00:54:03Levante.
00:54:04I can also...
00:54:05I mean, we've got lots of blood cocaine.
00:54:08Yeah.
00:54:09We've also got cocaine.
00:54:12I can't...
00:54:14I mean, not to party, but to write in if they wanted...
00:54:16If you wanted a material for...
00:54:18Very, very brattensomer.
00:54:21Darkness Man, you are back in the parking lot.
00:54:24I'm trying to write insults to get back at Zayt.
00:54:28Just because I'm not quick enough to get back at them.
00:54:31Zayt, you would coldwire a motorcycle because you're so slow and stupid.
00:54:42Can't wait to be making...
00:54:43Can I say I followed the cop car from a distance?
00:54:46Oh, do you want to follow the cop car?
00:54:48Just kind of like, you guys got this.
00:54:50I'm just going to see what that's about.
00:54:52Give me stealth plus dexterity.
00:54:56Okay.
00:54:57Zayt, do not get caught.
00:55:01Difficulty here is going to be four.
00:55:03Okay, great.
00:55:07I got a three.
00:55:09I'm going to use my last willpower to re-roll.
00:55:13Gotcha.
00:55:14Can we roll up to three?
00:55:20Oh, so fucking brutal.
00:55:22I think using your last willpower may actually have a...
00:55:27Kenan-strophic buffet.
00:55:31You're on a stolen motorcycle chasing a motorcycle.
00:55:35Zach, you have rolled how many successes?
00:55:38That was three out of the four.
00:55:41Right.
00:55:42So you pull out and begin to stealthily, on a stolen motorcycle, sort of trail this cop car down Main
00:55:50Street.
00:55:51Where you going?
00:55:51You notice that up ahead, a stoplight turns red and the police car, even with its sirens on, stops at
00:55:58the red light.
00:55:59They turn their sirens off.
00:56:00And what do you sort of do in this moment?
00:56:03Slow down behind it.
00:56:06I stop as well.
00:56:08Just go.
00:56:10You see that the siren sort of comes back on with one, just one little boop-boop, and you see
00:56:15that a police officer gets out of the driver's side door.
00:56:17Oh!
00:56:18Sort of stop there.
00:56:19He goes, evening, sir.
00:56:22How you doing?
00:56:24Excellent.
00:56:26Wow.
00:56:26All right.
00:56:28Is this a...
00:56:29Can I ask...
00:56:30Can I ask you to see your license, if that's okay?
00:56:33Absolutely.
00:56:33I drive away.
00:56:36I turn around and I start heading back to my friend.
00:56:41Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:56:43Great.
00:56:44The guy goes, hi!
00:56:46And jumps back.
00:56:46Boop, boop, boop!
00:56:48I turn the lights off on my motorcycle.
00:56:50You go stealth mode?
00:56:51Stealth mode.
00:56:51Okay.
00:56:52Go ahead and give me...
00:56:54Again, this will be dexterity stealth.
00:56:56Okay.
00:56:57I think you are out of...
00:56:59You are out of willpower.
00:57:01Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:57:02I'm going back that way, but I'm going...
00:57:04I'm going, like, zigzagging across the roads.
00:57:07Okay, gotcha.
00:57:09Zigzagging across the roads?
00:57:11You know, like...
00:57:11You also might want to consider making a rouse check,
00:57:14which you can do as well.
00:57:15Remind me of how...
00:57:17That means you make a rouse check to add two dice to the pool.
00:57:20Okay.
00:57:21Oh, right.
00:57:21Blood search.
00:57:21And if you fail the rouse check, you add hunger.
00:57:25Okay, succeeded.
00:57:26Cool.
00:57:26So you do not get more hungry.
00:57:27You can add two dice to this roll as you blood search.
00:57:30Hell yeah.
00:57:30Okay.
00:57:31Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:57:35Wow, that's a lot of dice.
00:57:37And so few of them are successes.
00:57:39That's technically four successes and one failure.
00:57:44One...
00:57:44A beast.
00:57:45...bestial failure.
00:57:45So, difficulty of four, you pass.
00:57:49You take off, but you see that you basically
00:57:52shoot down a little alley between two places
00:57:56that the cop car can't follow.
00:58:00And take off, Darkness Man, back amongst the trash,
00:58:04you see that another guy walks out pretty shortly
00:58:08after these guys take off, looks and says,
00:58:13hey, Claude, did you see, did I hear a motorcycle I hear?
00:58:16Where's my bike?
00:58:17And you see that Claude goes, I don't know man,
00:58:21one of those guys took it.
00:58:21And you see he says, did you do anything, man?
00:58:24And you see he goes, no, what am I gonna do?
00:58:28I work for Sweetie Pie's, I'm gonna fight a guy,
00:58:32stop him from taking the motorcycle?
00:58:34And you see that other guy goes, what the fuck, man?
00:58:37Shit, and you see he gets out his cell phone
00:58:39and calls 911.
00:58:41Hanging out of the trash.
00:58:42Hanging out of the trash, I guess.
00:58:44You got a mission.
00:58:45I guess I'll get up and out.
00:58:52You, he calls 911, so you're gonna leave
00:58:56before Jeff comes in.
00:58:58No, I'm staying, I'll be garbage.
00:58:59Hell yeah, dude, hell yeah, dude.
00:59:01Yeah, I'm invisible.
00:59:02You hang in, give me a luck check if you would.
00:59:04Just try to get a success rather than a failure
00:59:06on a single die.
00:59:06Sure.
00:59:0850-50 chances.
00:59:0950-50 chances.
00:59:09That's right.
00:59:10You have the same chance as anybody else.
00:59:11For everyone.
00:59:11Yeah, everyone.
00:59:13Pass.
00:59:14Pass, great.
00:59:14Nice.
00:59:15So, you see the guy calls 911.
00:59:18I'll text everyone and be like, I know he said I wasn't
00:59:20going to talk to you guys, but the guy here knows his
00:59:23motorcycle is gone.
00:59:24He called 911.
00:59:26I need help.
00:59:27I need help right now.
00:59:28The threat is just blowing up.
00:59:30Help me, I'm gonna die.
00:59:32Fuck.
00:59:32Yeah, me and Bat-child are just face into this door,
00:59:35trying to whisk the sweet nothings.
00:59:37Hello?
00:59:38Levante and HJ, you guys are back in the car in the parking lot
00:59:41looking at Bat-child.
00:59:43Are you out on your feet with Bat-child and Madeline?
00:59:46I'd probably be leaning against the car.
00:59:48Yeah, yeah.
00:59:49Go ahead, each of you guys and give me
00:59:52a intelligence awareness check.
00:59:53Okay.
00:59:54Okay.
00:59:55Difficulty of, what's the one?
00:59:57Difficulty of one.
00:59:59Success.
00:59:59Success.
01:00:01I think you guys noticed right as Madeline and Vespers
01:00:04are talking into the restaurant, you look out and just
01:00:08look at the drive-through for a second.
01:00:09As in your kind of like surveyor mentality as you're looking
01:00:12out at this place.
01:00:13I think we're chatting too, just like about business-y ideas.
01:00:16Remember Baja Fresh?
01:00:17Oh my God, I loved that.
01:00:19I remember like it was yesterday.
01:00:22H.J. was a vampire long before Baja Fresh.
01:00:27Conceptually.
01:00:28Probably one of my favorite things.
01:00:30You think Baja Fresh is referring to like the discovery
01:00:32of a legion called Baja?
01:00:34Yeah, California.
01:00:36I always wish they'd done drive-throughs, you know?
01:00:38Yeah.
01:00:39Hate that you had to walk inside.
01:00:40At about the same time, both of you guys noticed that
01:00:42on the drive-through talk box, there is a little,
01:00:47just a piece of taped, scotch taped paper saying,
01:00:49out of order.
01:00:53Oh, it's broken.
01:00:57Baja.
01:00:57Baja.
01:00:58Yes?
01:00:59You do gadgets, right?
01:01:01Yes.
01:01:01Very well, thank you.
01:01:03Come take a look at this.
01:01:04Okay.
01:01:05We're doing random acts of sweetness.
01:01:09What?
01:01:10Are you-
01:01:10You wanna try to fix this thing for the town?
01:01:12Yeah, I do.
01:01:13I definitely do.
01:01:13And then we'll leave a little sign that says,
01:01:14Hashtag Rass.
01:01:15Then Hashtag Rass is all over the town.
01:01:17And then the town starts doing Hashtag Rass.
01:01:20Everyone's Hashtag Rass.
01:01:21Yes.
01:01:21Oh, you're gonna need to spell that out.
01:01:23Random acts of sweetness.
01:01:24I just think that Hashtag Rass just seems like-
01:01:28Oh, okay.
01:01:28Hashtag random acts of sweetness.
01:01:28Yeah.
01:01:30Yeah, okay.
01:01:31Okay.
01:01:31All right, yeah.
01:01:32Can I try to do a crafting?
01:01:33You go up and start to do crafting.
01:01:36No role necessary with your sense the unseen
01:01:39and your sensing the fetters.
01:01:43As you begin to, as you just sort of hotwire
01:01:45and turn on the box, you hear a-
01:01:48Hello?
01:01:51That's you.
01:01:52Hi.
01:01:52It's me, that child.
01:01:54I sensed you.
01:01:54I don't know if you sensed me.
01:01:55I didn't know if it was a two-way door.
01:02:04Okay, I'm gonna keep trying to clarify the sound.
01:02:07You begin to clarify the sound.
01:02:08For this one, I actually will ask for you to roll
01:02:11another gadget research.
01:02:12So go ahead and give me intelligence plus technology.
01:02:16Not craft?
01:02:16Oh, craft.
01:02:17We can do craft, yeah.
01:02:18Is there a way to give the help action in this game?
01:02:21Yes, if you have a relevant skill.
01:02:24So either, I'll say if you have a dot,
01:02:25either technology or craft, you can help.
01:02:27I do not, but I do have this sense the unseen.
01:02:30Yeah, I'll allow you to give two dice to this one.
01:02:32Great.
01:02:32We'll say that two successes here will improve
01:02:36the quality of communication.
01:02:38If you can get four, you will fully fix the machine.
01:02:41I'm gonna get four.
01:02:42You're gonna.
01:02:43Oh, so many people.
01:02:43Oh, yes.
01:02:44Wow.
01:02:45One, two, three, four, five, and a crit.
01:02:47Ooh.
01:02:48Wow.
01:02:49Hell yeah.
01:02:49Okay.
01:02:49As you tamper with the bot, you hear,
01:02:51help, help, help, help, help me.
01:02:54Help me.
01:02:55Help me.
01:02:56I don't know what it is.
01:02:58Everyone's, what?
01:02:59Everyone wants nuggets.
01:03:01Yeah.
01:03:01I think that you're trapped in a broken machine.
01:03:04Oh.
01:03:05I know.
01:03:05It must be so confusing having people give their drive-through orders to you all the time.
01:03:09I keep telling them.
01:03:11I keep telling them.
01:03:13I keep telling them.
01:03:13Christ has abandoned me.
01:03:15I was a faithful man.
01:03:18The water.
01:03:19The water coming down.
01:03:21Oh, God.
01:03:22Um, okay.
01:03:23What's your name?
01:03:24I'll try to say.
01:03:25Listen.
01:03:26Are you, are you Christ Jesus promised to rise again?
01:03:29Yeah.
01:03:33I am Nathaniel Hawkins.
01:03:35My wife, Tilly, and my eight children back east.
01:03:40Oh, God help us.
01:03:42What year is it, Nathaniel?
01:03:44I've got to be here for as long as I can remember.
01:03:48I wouldn't be surprised if it was 1896, 97.
01:03:53Yeah.
01:03:54Okay.
01:03:54Okay.
01:03:55Um, uh, do you want to come out and take a physical form or do you just, are you in
01:04:00pain?
01:04:01No.
01:04:01No.
01:04:02The pleasures of the flesh, I deny them.
01:04:04I wish to be by the right hand of God.
01:04:07And that's why you look so far away from your family?
01:04:09I had to.
01:04:10I had to.
01:04:11I had to leave my wife and those eight children.
01:04:14They found a vein of silver.
01:04:16Oh, you're from the mine.
01:04:19Yes.
01:04:19You said water.
01:04:20Did someone fill the mine with water and drown you?
01:04:23What?
01:04:24You said there's so much water, unless you were speaking of my water, Christ's love.
01:04:29Holy water.
01:04:31The power of Christ compels you out of this drive-through box.
01:04:36Go ahead and give me a religion.
01:04:39Go ahead.
01:04:40This will be true faith, which is a skill you do not have.
01:04:42And something like, we'll call it pure willpower.
01:04:46Just roll willpower.
01:04:46Great, great.
01:04:47My water, Christ's love.
01:04:50It's such a funny mixed metaphor.
01:04:53It sounds perfect.
01:04:54It sounds correct until you think about it.
01:04:55Where is will, just a pure willpower?
01:04:57Willpower.
01:04:58I mean, I have.
01:04:58If you've spent some, then you're rolling what you have left.
01:05:01I've not spent any.
01:05:01Great, so go ahead and roll willpower.
01:05:02Can I use a use of zealotry to help Madeline?
01:05:06Sure, yes you can.
01:05:07Great, so I get three from willpower and then two.
01:05:10Yeah.
01:05:11Okay, great.
01:05:13I got a two.
01:05:16You got two successes?
01:05:17Yeah.
01:05:17Okay, great.
01:05:18As you reach out to try to tell him that the power of Christ compels him, what fills this sense
01:05:24is some of your vampiric potency, your awe, your sense of otherworldly presence.
01:05:32You see, he goes, oh, oh God, Jesus, is that you?
01:05:37Yes.
01:05:38Yes, she is Jesus.
01:05:39Yeah.
01:05:40Jesus has come back as a woman who looks like a bat.
01:05:45I'm part bat, part Jesus.
01:05:47Jesus.
01:05:47It's revelations.
01:05:49It's the answers.
01:05:50There's only one revelation.
01:05:51It's the revelation of Jesus Christ.
01:05:53Oh, all right.
01:05:55Listen, I'll do anything.
01:05:57I know I must have-
01:05:58I'll have six chicken nuggets and a side of-
01:06:02No, I'm back!
01:06:03No, no, no, no.
01:06:04I'm back in!
01:06:05No, no.
01:06:05Okay, okay, so you don't want a physical form or you don't want some sort of, um, you don't want
01:06:10to be manifest like I could do for you.
01:06:12Wait, what year is it? You said year.
01:06:14What year is, have I missed- am I in purgatory?
01:06:18No.
01:06:18You've missed quite a lot.
01:06:19It's 1897.
01:06:21You were right.
01:06:22Right on.
01:06:23You guessed the exact date.
01:06:23Tilly hasn't remarried, has she?
01:06:25She has.
01:06:28Oh, Tilly.
01:06:30Oh, tell the story to our eight beautiful children.
01:06:34The eight beautiful children they call the other man their father.
01:06:37What?!
01:06:37They're doing really well.
01:06:38They're doing really well.
01:06:39Yeah, yeah.
01:06:40I really got wrapped up in that one.
01:06:42It was a lot of fun.
01:06:43It was a lot of fun.
01:06:45I'm sorry.
01:06:45Just checking in real quick.
01:06:47Love the creativity we're throwing down.
01:06:49I feel like we're terrorizing a dead man who lives in a box.
01:06:53No, it's not terrorizing.
01:06:54Are you sure?
01:06:54There's so much dill in my sciences.
01:06:56I think he called two of you Christ.
01:06:58Yeah.
01:06:58I just want to point that out.
01:06:59I think a lot of times if you're speaking with someone like that, if you just follow them, then you'll
01:07:03get more information.
01:07:04I'm trying to yes and.
01:07:05Oh, no, no.
01:07:06I love a yes and.
01:07:07Yeah, that's great.
01:07:08I was just straight up torturing him.
01:07:10I'm sorry.
01:07:11I think mostly I want to talk to H.J.
01:07:12H.J., come on, man.
01:07:13Yeah, yeah.
01:07:13I need you to be the guy in the room.
01:07:15All right.
01:07:15I need you to be the guy in the room.
01:07:17Okay.
01:07:17And I am and I can be.
01:07:19Okay, so earlier we were kidding.
01:07:20I am Mary and she is Mary.
01:07:23This is Jesus Christ.
01:07:24Yes.
01:07:25It's the year 2026.
01:07:27Wait.
01:07:28Mary your mother and Mary Magdalene?
01:07:30Yes.
01:07:30The two best friends that's underreported in the Bible.
01:07:35That's so nice that your friend gets along with your mom.
01:07:39Yeah, my friend, my sex work friend and my mom, virgin.
01:07:44They didn't have a lot of common ground in that respect.
01:07:48Did water pour down in the mine and kill you?
01:07:51Or was it water Christ's love?
01:07:57No.
01:07:58What did you say?
01:07:59Did you say we were drowned?
01:08:00Yeah, you said water.
01:08:01There's so much water pouring down on me.
01:08:03I thought it was an accident.
01:08:06Okay.
01:08:07What?
01:08:07What?
01:08:08Can you walk us through the accident so that we can understand what happened?
01:08:11Because there's a lot of souls that are trapped.
01:08:14But how could it have been?
01:08:15We started making the dam, we put the dam on there ourselves.
01:08:20The river was all, it was all supposed to be, something went wrong.
01:08:26We were down there.
01:08:30We were down in the mine.
01:08:32We were there for a shift and we were, my name's Nathaniel Hoggins.
01:08:38I worked as a miner at the Whitaker silver mine.
01:08:42Yeah, Whitaker.
01:08:43This was supposed to be our last shift.
01:08:47We had voted to go on strike and then we heard it.
01:08:52It was water coming down into the mine, stones and rocks and everything else like that.
01:08:58We, our wages had been commuted.
01:09:00We hadn't been paid in over a month.
01:09:02And Whitaker didn't want you to go on strike, did they?
01:09:06Oh, Wallace Whitaker.
01:09:08He was as mean as a snake.
01:09:13Dirty and hard and edged as a bag of coal.
01:09:16He, uh, he was the man who founded the mine.
01:09:23And, my God, that's why they're so mad.
01:09:28I think the rest of them know that it was on purpose.
01:09:32If it was on purpose, then maybe I should be mad too.
01:09:40Yes.
01:09:41Are you the only spirit that isn't mad right now?
01:09:44Have you been totally alone in this?
01:09:46Maybe I got it wrong.
01:09:47I think you guys start to feel a spiritual sense of this thing inside of this box, uh, warping in
01:09:58some way as you speak.
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