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Mark Robers Crunchlabs S03E07 Episode 7 Engsub
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00:00This is my new favorite way to eat cereal and it's just one of the many new
00:04inventions that my product designers have cooked up in the second ever
00:08Crunch Lab Spinning Wheel Challenge. Today I have $300 and a problem that needs
00:13solving so of course I'm calling in the Crunch Lab Product Designers. Hey guys.
00:17Okay here's the deal we're filming so many videos these days I don't have time
00:20to eat so I need you guys to build me something where I need to be a lot more
00:23efficient when it comes to meal time. So you want speed? And efficiency. It needs
00:27to like go into my mouth nutritiously. How does something end to your mouth
00:30nutritiously? I don't know that's your problem to solve and to help you do that
00:34we have two spinning wheels. What you need to feed me and where you need to get it
00:38from. So there's three teams of two. First up Bam and Stephen. Let's go Stephen.
00:42Come on come on. I'm confident. Oh we got cake. So for Bam and Stephen they will go to
00:47the dollar store to get supplies in order to feed me cake. Well you literally get
00:52a hundred items to feed me cake. Jovan and Daniel let's go.
00:57Looks like Jovan and Dan will be headed to the hardware store Harbor Freight and their
01:01food is all over. Cereal. That's a good one. Do I get to choose the cereal? Uh no.
01:08And finally Adam and Danielle let's go. And finally Danielle and Adam's store will be
01:13targeted. Whoa nice. And their food is spaghetti and meatballs.
01:17I'm going to get messy. We can do that. Spaghetti and meatballs. I'm wearing a white shirt. This
01:22better be precision. No promises. Here's your hundred dollars. Again. Sorry.
01:28Better end this Danielle. You can't be trusted. Thank you. The winner of this competition is
01:31just the one that makes me feel something the most. Interpret that how you will but the
01:35winner does get a Toyota. What? An actual Toyota. A Toyota. Yes. Why do you guys look so
01:42good? No way. Get to work. All right. Sure Mark. It's an actual Toyota but also like keep your hopes
01:49kind of low. As the product designers got going on brainstorming their ideas I was immediately
01:53concerned. This is Mark. Oh the trick to drawing Mark is you just got out of the head. We have
01:58to
01:58give him muscles. Yeah that's Mark. And after nailing my likeness they started to prototype
02:03inventions that would feed me food. I really like a ramp honestly so they can like launch. We got cereal.
02:10Harbor Freight needs a lot of power tools. Yo leaf blower. They were allowed to steal parts from
02:16Crunch Labs build boxes and hat packs. What if we use the vortex cannon for blowing out a cannon? I
02:22like that. So they grabbed as many as would be helpful. I mean an obvious one for meatballs is ball.
02:27Oh direct hit. You could really get them going fast. Because the rest of their supplies. Head out. That way.
02:33Would come from their hundred dollar shopping spree. We're going on a field trip.
02:37To the store. Dog break. Dog break. Turn the camera. Turn the camera. Turn the camera. I lost everything in
02:42my brain.
02:43Come on lock in. All right let's do it. Let's go. Let's go. I'm so excited. What is this? We
02:48definitely have to get the RC car. Wait wait wait. Elmo. How does Elmo relate to birthday cakes?
02:52It doesn't. While Ben and Stephen ransacked the dollar store. Danielle and Adam were off to target.
02:58We need a ramp of some sort. Uh. I want it to like. Yeah. Like do some loopy loops. Yes.
03:05So maybe something like this. This is a big part of our budget though. That one does four loops. How
03:10many loops are we going to get out of our meatballs?
03:12Jovan and Dan were discovering the joys of the hardware store. Oh. Oh yeah. Three in one dude. It can
03:19mulch too. What does that even mean? Could we mulch the cereal through it? Oh let's go dude. Put it
03:24in the cart.
03:25We're making this whole thing birthday themed. It's going to be a whole experience. Happy birthday Mark. Doesn't this just
03:31scream Mark to you?
03:32Wait. Do you remember he bought a toothbrush in the pumpkin video? Runners up get toothbrushes. Dental hygiene is very
03:38important. We remember. Okay we keep grudges.
03:40Ooh yeah. Look at this. Oh the little tank is so cute. We can pour the sauce in it. We'll
03:46need to track down a clerk. There's a button for it.
03:48Wait. Oh my gosh. Thank you. Thanks so much.
03:52We have a milk funnel. Stick this over the end of the leaf blower.
03:57Blah. Jovan.
03:59Little handheld belt sanders. Wait. That's perfect.
04:02Gloria. Ooh. Have to get wings.
04:05What's the price on that? $1.50.
04:07That's in the dollar store. It's about for sale for a dollar.
04:11We're going to come back with the whole store. Fire extinguisher?
04:13I don't think that's for sale man. No.
04:18Can we remove one item please?
04:20With everybody checked out for less than a hundred dollars.
04:22We may have been a dollar.
04:23Okay. We can put the Twizzlers back.
04:25It's time for the teams to head back to Crunch Labs.
04:28We did it. We did it.
04:29Yeah.
04:30Alright let's do our unboxing.
04:32I think Mark's going to appreciate the Hot Wheels.
04:33He did the longest Hot Wheels track I think.
04:36And set an official new world record.
04:38But he didn't use the tracks to feed himself meatballs so.
04:42Oh yeah.
04:43That's good.
04:44Oh yeah.
04:45We need more meatballs I think.
04:46We're team Fun Size.
04:47This is our secret handshake.
04:50We're going to win.
04:52With this.
04:53Yeah.
04:53So I think the first thing we need to do is we need to figure out these cars work.
04:59Is that all it does?
05:00It doesn't drive?
05:01That's all it does.
05:02We got bamboozled.
05:05What are you doing with this?
05:08No one reads these.
05:09Oh yeah dude.
05:13Let's go.
05:14This is going to be good.
05:15Let's do just a quick test.
05:25That's honestly disgusting.
05:29Almost none of it's going to end up in his mouth.
05:30Let's take a look at some of the hack packs and stuff.
05:33Speaking of hack packs, have you ever wondered what our domino robot would look like with the pizza cutter attached
05:37to it?
05:37Because in that case, Adam and Danielle have got you covered.
05:42That's perfect.
05:44Bam and Stephen were not quite as confident.
05:46Bam is working on the way we're going to move the cake.
05:52Behold, engineering.
05:54We need more duct tape.
05:57Imagine that but with cake on it.
05:59So we find a way to mount the cake on label and then we can control exactly how it spins.
06:04We're thinking cake would rotate scoop into the fork.
06:08That was good?
06:09Closer?
06:10Closer?
06:12We went back to the drawing board a little bit.
06:14I got a laminar flow fountain here and Dan's got a turret.
06:18We actually designed these which is super cool.
06:20Heck yeah!
06:21We're going to connect this mechanism to the top of a turret and have a fully remote control stream of
06:27milk.
06:29That's so gross!
06:31Oh no!
06:32Not going to lie, kind of intimidated.
06:35By the way, if you love any of these toys and want to think like an engineer yourself, you can
06:39just visit crunchlabs.com with a parent.
06:41I feel ready to start putting this all together, I think.
06:43Let's do it.
06:44Do I look cool?
06:46Sorry!
06:47Oh yeah, that's good.
06:49Great!
06:49Okay.
06:50Okay.
06:51You want it even faster?
06:52I want it faster.
06:57I feel like we've really captured the essence of cereal.
07:00And after three hours of working, the time had finally come to see the results.
07:06Time up!
07:10Let's see what you got!
07:12Wah-ha!
07:14Oh Robert, I like that.
07:16Is this some fine French cuisine from Harbor Freight?
07:19Yeah, you could say so.
07:21Indeed.
07:21First things first.
07:22Safety.
07:22Safety, of course.
07:23I might also recommend that you-
07:25Oh, ear protection.
07:26Um, I would put these in your nose.
07:28What?
07:30Wow.
07:31So we've prepared for you a three course cereal experience here.
07:34Okay.
07:34For the first course there will be cereal, followed by milk, followed by faster cereal.
07:41Just like how they do it in France.
07:43A very nice use of the hack-pat turret, by the way.
07:45Okay.
07:47Bon appetit.
07:48That means go.
07:48Here we go!
07:49Ah!
07:50Javon and Dan's Fruit Loopinator may appear to be just a box of cereal on a belt sander,
07:55but the small, massive cereal and the high speed of the belt sander made for the most intense meal of
08:00my life.
08:01It's good, but when we are, it's a little dry.
08:03Well, we got a solution for that.
08:05Hold on.
08:06Ew!
08:07Ew!
08:08Ew!
08:09Oh no!
08:10For some reason, all the cameras stopped working at the exact same time.
08:13But needless to say, it was quite the experience, and as an engineer, I had some thoughts.
08:18Guys?
08:18I gotta say, I'm impressed.
08:20Open wide!
08:28What the heck?
08:30Oh man!
08:33I gotta say, I definitely feel something.
08:35I'll give you that.
08:36And I'm a little less hungry.
08:37Adam, Danielle, let's see if you can do better.
08:40I think we did a good job.
08:41Yeah, that went well.
08:42Wow!
08:43Look at this!
08:44This is the ready spaghetti meatball machine.
08:47Wow!
08:48The meatballs do a really fun loop-de-loop and then get accelerated downwards right into your mouth.
08:55I see a pizza cutter here.
08:56So after the meatball is accelerated, uh, into your mouth.
09:00Why are you laughing?
09:01Roll it back!
09:02That was a laugh.
09:04Just so happy.
09:06There's a sensor here that will sense meatball going through.
09:09This is all autonomous!
09:10The meal comes to you.
09:11Okay, so that's the Domino Robot from Hack Pack.
09:13We hacked it a little bit, and so now it'll progress.
09:16It'll cut the spaghetti, and then that'll fall into your mouth, of course.
09:19Why is there a water flosser here with spaghetti sauce?
09:21We heard that you like your sauce extra thin.
09:24Who did you hear that from?
09:25Word on the street.
09:26Okay.
09:27The Domino Robot also triggers this relay which powers on the sauce dispenser.
09:32Wow.
09:32Well, since this is all being done in the name of efficiency so I can work faster,
09:35I'm just gonna fire up some emails here while I get my dinner.
09:38Oh man, why do you guys keep giving me safety glasses?
09:42Have you tested this?
09:43Um, all systems go.
09:46As I laid underneath this table thinking through all the decisions in my life that had brought
09:49me to this point, I was struck by how proud I am of the product designers.
09:53But then I was struck by something else.
09:55Oh!
09:56A meatball.
09:59Followed by some pasta.
10:01Oh!
10:02Oh!
10:04Oh!
10:04Oh!
10:04And some very watery sauce.
10:06Oh!
10:08Oh!
10:09Oh!
10:10Oh!
10:10Oh!
10:10Wow!
10:11That was runny marinara sauce.
10:13The rumors are true.
10:15Oh.
10:15Yeah, that works.
10:16Well done.
10:17I guess it's on to dessert.
10:19Whew.
10:19Hi, Mark.
10:20Hey, Mark.
10:20It's a little messy over at the spaghetti station.
10:23What do we have here?
10:25It's your birthday.
10:26Yeah.
10:26Guys.
10:27You have psychic powers.
10:27You shouldn't have.
10:28Yes.
10:29There's a lot of things here.
10:31You're gonna put this on.
10:32Aww.
10:32This I believe is a dollar.
10:34Safety glasses.
10:35Oh, wow.
10:35Turn around.
10:36Oh, I love this.
10:37Last but not least.
10:38We have a little bib for you.
10:39Wow.
10:40And with this dope fit complete, I was finally ready to eat some cake.
10:44I want food.
10:45Me, me.
10:46Each of these candles is one of the letters of happy birthday.
10:49We're gonna load the cake onto label.
10:51Light a candle.
10:52It's gonna drive forward.
10:54Slowly bam.
10:55The candle will be blown out, so you don't have to do anything.
10:58Oh, I blew it out.
11:00Wait.
11:00I forgot to make a wish.
11:01It'll shovel it onto the duck game conveyor belt.
11:04Oh, that's how this is gonna work.
11:05Here it comes.
11:06And you get the candle too.
11:08How's that taste?
11:09It's ready for like wax.
11:10You might want to spit the candle out.
11:11The next piece is coming in hot.
11:13Open wide.
11:13Happy birthday to me.
11:15Oh, yeah.
11:17Oh.
11:20I feel like you stopped writing emails.
11:22I got so excited.
11:23Wee.
11:24Ah.
11:26Ah.
11:28Ah.
11:30Wow.
11:31That was a lot of cake.
11:32More?
11:33Oh, you guys.
11:35I'm gonna go brush my teeth and deliver it on the results.
11:38Nice.
11:38I think you did a good job.
11:39Okay, well given how clever all of the Crunch Labs build boxes are, I knew I could trust
11:44your guys' engineering skills, and I never liked this shirt anyways.
11:48Very impressive.
11:49As for the team that wins, a Toyota.
11:52I feel like you guys still don't believe me.
11:54This is an inflatable car.
11:56Does an inflatable car sound like this, Bam?
11:58This might be a real one.
11:59All right, well, the winner is...
12:05...is Bam, it's Stephen.
12:06Let's go!
12:07No!
12:08No!
12:09What?
12:11And without further ado, you guys ready for a Toyota?
12:15Oh my God, it's actually a car.
12:17That's a Toyota.
12:18I don't know how to drive.
12:20Hold on.
12:20I need to learn to drive first.
12:21What?
12:22Oh.
12:23I got you.
12:24A Toyota.
12:26Mark.
12:26I got a Toyota.
12:28Oh, Mark.
12:28I knew this was too good to be true.
12:30Where are you guys going?
12:31Seriously?
12:32Actually, actually, I'll take it.
12:35Huh.
12:35There you go.
12:36Hope that still means I'm her favorite boss.
13:16I'm right, will you?
13:16I don't know how to call it.
13:16You're right.
13:18You know, I'm a 12.
13:21I don't know how to drive.
13:22You're right.
13:22There's some other, a Toyota.
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