00:00I hope I get canceled for this.
00:04Subscribe to this.
00:06Subscribe to that.
00:08I'm juggling too many subscription hats.
00:12I've given my email to anyone who wants it.
00:15Probably sold my soul for a promo code, if I'm being honest.
00:21I downloaded a new app so great that it's free.
00:24Only a one-week trial till you start charging me?
00:28I'm tired of these companies capitalizing on me being lazy.
00:32It's when the bank statement hits where I start going crazy.
00:38The streaming services are a necessity, I must say.
00:42But you're claiming no password sharing and only I have to pay?
00:46Uh-oh.
00:46For the ones you have to call to cancel, just grow up.
00:51It's 2026.
00:52You text for a breakup.
00:56When I find it's time to unsubscribe and say goodbye,
01:01you hit me with a discount.
01:03You won't fool me this time.
01:04So here's my final warning to these auto-renewing nerds.
01:09I'm canceling with vengeance just as soon as I remember my password.
01:14Yeah!
01:15Yes!
01:16Amazing!
01:17Amazing!
01:18Amazing!
01:18Yeah!
01:18Amazing!
01:19Amazing!
01:19Amazing!
01:20You
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