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00:17I'm feeling so many emotions right now I'm disappointed I'm angry at myself I need to
00:24shake it off at this point congratulations Miss Act congratulations on winning thank you I want to
00:31have a talk show when I grow up so I'll let you be my Michelle Visage my titties aren't big
00:36enough
00:37it feels great to know that the judges are feeling me in the way that I was wanting them to
00:41and I do
00:43sense myself getting a teeny bit more competitive I can smell the hundred thousand dollars from here
00:49now there's only two of us who haven't lip-sync it's just you and me I should totally lip-sync
00:54against each other next week how about next week we have a dance challenge and then Bianca can lip-sync
00:58and I'll just be the one left you have to lip-sync oh are these threats you're making little Ava
01:02Perone
01:03who looks like a sad bird you fucking bitch I think Courtney can sometimes come across as unlikable
01:09a grand she probably shouldn't be a blonde every time she's out there she probably shouldn't look so
01:13naked all the time it does get a little monotonous they want to see versatility we all know she's
01:18pretty give us something else go back to Australia the winner of RuPaul's Drag Race receives a
01:27sickening supply of color evolution cosmetics and a cash prize of $100,000 with extra special guest
01:34judges David Berka and Neil Patrick Harris
01:49there's the top six any little slip can take you out of this game I'll be leaving banana peels
01:55everywhere so what's next maybe we have to do magic I was a glamorous assistant once and when
02:01I was squeezed in the back of the little box I was in such a contorted position that my right
02:05testicle popped out entirely why do you have a rat testicle my right
02:15dearly beloved we are gathered here in the presence of yes God say I do and I just might pronounce
02:23you
02:23America's next drag superstar you may now kiss the mother tucking bride
02:29uh oh hello hello hello hi all right ladies for today's mini challenge I'm commissioning you to
02:38create a series of abstract paintings in honor of marriage equality I'm calling this collection
02:44everybody say love love oh scruff pit crew
02:52you'll need to pad out these body suits then each of you needs to body paint a twerk of art
02:59shake your Picasso oh shake my Monet maker
03:05on your mark get set then go
03:10ow Jocelyn do you have eight bikinis I can borrow ow
03:18all right ladies start relying on that body
03:31oh my god that is Georgia Oakley
03:43all right artist tell me about your twerks of art let's start with Jocelyn there's a heart here and
03:51it has sunglasses on like me because love is blind
03:56but does it match my couch
04:00this piece is called it's always darkest before the dawn
04:03ooh Andy whore hall oh
04:06I started off with a beautiful equality equal sign and I started whipping it with my hair
04:11very lady da da
04:14chaos
04:14I brought in angels through love bring happy little trees and birds and bees
04:21gorgeous
04:22you're looking at it upside down
04:23oh oh okay I see it now
04:27these purple columns one is government one is society and through that the heart is growing
04:33and becoming whole
04:34very Tyra Banksy
04:37my twerk of art represents the man the woman coming together to form one beautiful body
04:43I don't see it
04:44you look like you're going to a sports game
04:46stop relying on that Botticelli
04:49well nice work ladies
04:51the winner of today's mini challenge is
04:58Bianca Del Rio
05:00congratulations
05:00my kid could have done that
05:02shut up
05:03all right ladies clean up because we got company coming
05:07uh oh
05:08let's go
05:11can this thing go any faster
05:14this week ladies love is in the air
05:17and I want you to meet some truly special women
05:21oh
05:22now tomorrow I'll have the honor of marrying these ladies on the main stage
05:28because yes
05:29Mama Roo is an ordained minister y'all
05:37all right ladies I want you to meet
05:40Anna
05:40Eddie
05:42Brittany
05:43Amy D
05:44Don
05:45and Amy S
05:48I click
05:48this is the makeover challenge
05:50I'm instantly kind of going up and down the line
05:52wondering who's going to be the best bride
05:54now Bianca you won the mini challenge
05:56so you get to pair up the queens
05:58with the ladies
05:59I'm going to have to take Miss Brittany
06:01and give her to Jocelyn
06:03because she likes her accessories
06:07hey Brittany
06:07I think I want Miss Eddie
06:09okay
06:09come this way
06:11she seems sassy
06:12Amy you seem like you would do well
06:15with a door
06:16you seem like a Courtney type
06:19blonde
06:22Anna this is Darian
06:24oh hi
06:26Amy this is Pendula
06:29hi
06:30now ladies we're going to be looking for a strong family resemblance
06:34you'll use materials from Fabric Planet and your own drag
06:38as drag mothers of the bride
06:40I want you to use your charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent
06:45to make their wedding the most important day of their life
06:49but to do that
06:51first you need to meet the grooms
06:55welcome gentlemen
06:57now for this week's main challenge
06:58you won't be making over these women
07:03no no that'd be too easy
07:07instead
07:07you'll use the magic of drag
07:10to transform these gallant grooms
07:13into blushing brides
07:16it's a nice day for a drag wedding
07:20gentlemen
07:21start your engines
07:22and may the best woman
07:24win
07:25I don't do people's makeup
07:27I don't sew
07:29I'm just going to fucking sit on a cone
07:31and wait for a truck to hit me at this point
07:32I swear to god I'm over it
07:35oh no
07:36coming up
07:37is it going to hang like a big robe like that?
07:39Courtney's putting her bride in a bath mat muumuu
07:42I think I might need a veil
07:43no you won't
07:44I'll beat your face
07:45you're going to beat my face?
07:53our challenge today is to turn straight grooms into blushing brides
07:57the key to bridal wear is making sure the bride is happy
08:00so the first thing we do is sit down with our couples
08:02and find out what they like for their wedding
08:04hi
08:04how do we feel about makeup?
08:07are we thinking a soft eye and a bright lip?
08:10or are we thinking a dominant eye?
08:11I think a dominant eye and a dominant lip
08:14oh
08:14you are my kind of girl Eddie
08:18this is going to be fun
08:19I'm so excited about this challenge
08:22I'm currently engaged and I love everything wedding
08:25this is just right up my alley
08:26okay so
08:28do you have any kind of vision?
08:30I can see a four lint princess look
08:33you're going to look so pretty
08:35pretty
08:35pretty
08:38we can give you some padding too
08:39so you can have some wider hips
08:41so you'll have some body
08:42oh man I don't know if I want body
08:47aren't you getting excited?
08:49I don't think Brendan has any idea what he signed himself up for
08:53how do you feel about shaving?
08:56I'm okay with that
08:57yeah
08:57we could work with it
08:58okay cool
08:58I've never seen Kevin without a beard
09:00so I'm a little nervous about that
09:03oh
09:03when was the last time you saw yourself without a beard?
09:05six years
09:06the most worrisome thing about the beard is not knowing what's under there
09:09it could be anything
09:12so what are you thinking about for this wedding?
09:14I would like to do something like more gothy and cool
09:19you know rock and roll, horror, and not traditional
09:22he needs to look fierce
09:23like Sharon and detox
09:25oh okay
09:26Sharon and detox sort of?
09:28yeah
09:28so goth
09:30the materials supplied are white, silver, not goth
09:36you're quite a tall, solid man
09:39my only weakness is you don't have to be a tailor do you?
09:42you want a tailor in the army?
09:43no
09:44if you have any bombs laying around I can disarm them
09:46no
09:48Kourtney might have a lot more trouble transforming a manly man
09:52because Kourtney only wears chapstick and mascara
09:56I think I might need a veil
09:58no you won't I'll beat your face it'll be hot
10:00you're gonna beat my face?
10:01yeah that's what we say
10:02you say
10:03oh she's beating her face means that she's doing like a good job like doing her makeup
10:06oh okay
10:07yeah it's lingo
10:08oh
10:09I'm gonna beat your face it means something completely different
10:11oh no
10:12I can do your face
10:14but I don't know how to sew
10:16like I envision my wedding like Vera Wang with like a nice poofy dress
10:20you know what I mean
10:21like very elegant
10:23elegant?
10:24I'm not sure if she heard me when I said I don't know how to sew
10:30attention women
10:31oh
10:31it's time for you to be fitted for your suits from her tuxedo
10:35so kiss your fellas and say goodbye for now
10:38I love you
10:39don't fuck it up
10:42let's go get some materials
10:43okay
10:45oh
10:47time of walking these things
10:49help you head through there
10:52and then this one doesn't quite have a sleeve yet
10:54okay so we'll just put it through like a little
10:56like a monk robe
10:57yeah
10:58Courtney's putting her bride in a bath mat muumuu
11:01is it gonna hang like a big robe like that?
11:03I think Courtney has a really difficult challenge
11:05because she's used to designer gowns made for her
11:08that are
11:10these speak
11:11how about
11:12for these speak
11:14no
11:17well just so you know
11:18I'm not gonna hit on you
11:19because I'm not really recruiting
11:20there's enough gays in this world
11:21so
11:22and now that they can get married
11:23you know it's only gonna be a mess
11:24I'm from Holland
11:25the most liberal country probably in the world
11:26and it's very normal for you know gay couples being married
11:29in Holland?
11:30oh yeah absolutely
11:31that's nice to know
11:32seems to be a little slow here
11:34but luckily all this is changing
11:35yeah
11:36people free to do what they want you know?
11:38oh totally
11:38it's really refreshing to hang around someone who's straight
11:41without any hang-ups
11:42and realizing I really like this guy
11:43it's almost like giving someone a haircut
11:45very much so
11:47look
11:47I actually made a friend today
11:48me
11:49friend
11:51hello hello hello
11:52yay
11:53hi
11:54let's get this bridal party started
11:57yay
11:59hi Jocelyn
12:00hey Rosie Q
12:01hi Brandon
12:02hello
12:03I know you're a basketball player
12:04yes
12:05what will your teammates say
12:07when they see you all up in drag
12:09yes
12:10devastate
12:11I don't want to think about it
12:12you don't want to think about it
12:13right now
12:14now you've struggled on the runway
12:16with the judges critiques
12:17they've questioned your style sense
12:19it tends to be
12:20from the hoochie couture line
12:22yes
12:2290s
12:23how are you going to ensure
12:24that you don't wind up in the bottom again?
12:26well this I'm making myself
12:28um
12:28we're going for demure
12:29what like squeeze me?
12:31uh huh
12:31you mean your butt
12:32is going to be covered?
12:33my butt is going to be covered
12:34how on earth
12:35will we recognize you?
12:37i'm keeping it you know
12:38in my style
12:38but definitely more sophisticated
12:40and polished
12:41so
12:41you're going to keep it foxy?
12:42wah wah wah wah
12:44all right
12:45get back to work
12:46thanks Rosie Q
12:49well hello Darian
12:50hi Damon
12:51hi hi
12:51so it was your wife's idea
12:52to have you come on drag racing
12:54it was my idea
12:55it was your idea
12:55yeah
12:56how about that?
12:56what?
12:57so now uh
12:58something tells me
12:59this is not going to be
13:00a white wedding
13:01absolutely not
13:02i think we're talking like
13:03horror bombshell
13:04yeah and we're going to be
13:05sort of the Addams family
13:06if you will
13:07huh
13:08if Jim Morrison was going to be
13:09a drag queen it would be me
13:10yeah
13:11yeah all right well listen
13:12i'm going to let you kids
13:13get back to work okay?
13:14all right
13:16hey Alex
13:17hey Bianca
13:18hey hey hey
13:19wow look at there
13:20that fabric is really gorgeous
13:22we are given classic lady look
13:25what will Bianca's bride be wearing?
13:27a boat neck gown
13:30i mean it's amazing
13:31but we've seen it
13:33what are you going to do
13:34to feminize the face?
13:35well i'm going to ask everyone
13:36to step back
13:37which is going to help
13:39a lot
13:39you know just
13:40just keep some distance
13:41from the bride
13:42i will see you out there
13:43all right thank you very much
13:44thanks Ruth
13:45all right ladies
13:46gather round
13:47now as a thank you
13:49to all the man brides
13:50i'm giving you gift certificates
13:52from Klein, Epstein, and Parker
13:55the fine makers of my suits
13:59and tomorrow for your big day
14:01good luck
14:01and don't fuck it up
14:10i hate it
14:11i need to make a skirt
14:12i just don't know how to do it
14:14okay so now you're trying
14:15to put an over skirt
14:16right
14:16well pin it on there first
14:18and see how it looks
14:18like that?
14:20yeah
14:22what are you trying to do?
14:24you're going to have it open
14:25on the side?
14:26i'm asking
14:28i don't know
14:30oh my god
14:32i just don't want to disappoint
14:34rue
14:34i'm not a seamstress
14:35i'm not fucking cinderella
14:37i don't have mice to come
14:38help me make this damn garment
14:39just start gluing up here
14:40and start cutting the bottom
14:41yeah
14:43coming up
14:44wow that looks like a thrift store wig
14:46seeing a door on her daughter
14:47is making me feel really confident
14:49fuck you
14:58oh my there's so much to do for this wedding
15:01our challenge today is to transform heterosexual grooms
15:05into blushing brides
15:08do you feel like a princess?
15:10i guess
15:11i guess
15:13wow that looks like a thrift store wig
15:18wow i look like joey ramone
15:20i don't know if i'm a black hair girl
15:24oh my god
15:25i don't know your drag daughter's got your natural hog body
15:29that's a compliment
15:29fuck you
15:31seeing a door on her daughter is making me feel really confident
15:34with that fucking honey mahogany dress
15:36better than a honey mahog body
15:38whoa
15:39whoa
15:39whoa
15:40whoa
15:41a doors guy is a little all over the shop
15:44well it doesn't really matter because he's with the doors
15:46so it's going to be a disaster anyway
15:53you put this stuff on all the time?
15:55mmhmm
15:55wow
15:57brandon is a professional athlete
15:58and getting into drag
15:59it's a huge leap for him
16:01am i going to be surprised when i look in the mirror?
16:03mmhmm
16:04you're going to be so pretty
16:06the second i put makeup on brandon's face
16:08he is not having it
16:10i just don't
16:11man i don't want my teammates to
16:14see me in with hips on
16:17what do you really think your teammates are going to say
16:20when they see you in drag?
16:21oh man it'll be posted all over facebook
16:24you know the locker room chat that we have
16:26it's going to be a disaster man
16:28like it's just going to be some serious questioning
16:31you just got to be secure with yourself brandon
16:33no i'm very secure with myself
16:35i just
16:36in my profession it's not funny for a gay person to
16:39you know come in the locker room
16:41i'd rather someone be straightforward and say
16:44you know i'm gay
16:46you know if they're in the locker room with me
16:48i don't want them like checking me out either
16:50if your intent is that a gay man in a locker room
16:53should be open as gay because
16:55everybody should be able to express their sexuality freely
16:58then that works for me
16:59but if it's i want him to let me know i'm gay
17:02so that i know that he's not looking at me
17:04or i feel uncomfortable because of that
17:05then i feel like the intent's a bit different
17:08doesn't entirely make sense to me
17:10i get your concerns but
17:12i think what you're doing is going to change people's minds
17:14especially your teammates
17:18you think so
17:19i know so
17:22i'm so excited
17:23i'm excited too i really am
17:24i just can't believe my little girl's growing up
17:27oh shut up
17:28he's talking shit about you
17:30what who's talking shit about me
17:31fucking adores daughter hog body
17:34don't blame me
17:35hog body delano
17:35has something to say about madame de la crème
17:37she's got a lot to say
17:38well let's hear what you have to say
17:39when you make your daughter lose the challenge hog body
17:41oh
17:43they're gonna laugh at you
17:44they're all gonna laugh at you
17:45stay home with me and pray
17:48you look real pretty
17:49after the makeover
17:50jocelyn's drag daughter
17:51he looked like that one girl gremlin
17:53remember that one girl gremlin in the movie
17:55don't throw water on that gremlin
17:57because he will multiply
18:10have a girl
18:12put the bass in your walk
18:15head to toe
18:16let your whole body chop
18:19and what
18:22welcome to the main stage of rupaul's drag race
18:25what's a wedding without my wife in a different life michelle visage
18:30i do
18:31and santino rice
18:33always and forever
18:35and welcome our handsome and talented super couple
18:38actor david burka
18:40you are sparkling as ever
18:42oh thank you so much i feel like champagne
18:44or at least champelle
18:47and star of how i met your mother
18:49and the current broadway production
18:51of hedwig and the angry inch
18:53neil patrick harris
18:54no one does it better than you ru
18:56so excited you're here
18:58we're die hard fans of the show we watch every season
19:00now david you two have been together for ten years
19:03what's the secret to your relationship
19:04oh wow um
19:06never go to bed angry
19:07yeah
19:08i haven't slept for six months
19:11this week we challenged our queens
19:14to transform gruff grooms into beautiful brides
19:17are you ready to witness the drag wedding of the century
19:20ready ru
19:21oh yeah
19:22holla
19:23gentlemen start your engines
19:24and may the best woman win
19:26coming up
19:27it's all just a little bit of a mess
19:29i didn't get the goth thing
19:30bitch you're going home
19:38now scissor that win
19:42here comes the bride
19:46wow
19:48my drag daughter is glowing in her big frilly white dress
19:51we are one foxy little pair
19:53she certainly takes after her mother
19:55you look beautiful
20:01oh my god
20:04my daughter is a glowing bride
20:06we're kind of being bright and lively sunny southern bales
20:09my hair is high and close to god
20:11and i'm giving away my daughter on her special day
20:14oh my god
20:15you look beautiful
20:18oh
20:18oh
20:23oh my gosh
20:25my daughter and i are a vision in yellow and white
20:28we are giving mother-daughter drag realness
20:36hello my daughter
20:37oh my god
20:38i don't recognize you at all
20:45my bride is sort of nightmare before christmas
20:49and she's terrified that her bouquet is white
20:52so i whip out a can of spray paint and spray that sucker black
20:55like my heart
20:56ah
20:57you look amazing
21:04oh
21:05my daughter is a rebel
21:07she skipped school to elope
21:09and she borrowed mom's old leather jacket
21:11she looks like chucky's bride
21:12so it's a party
21:13they're so tall
21:20my daughter looks beautiful
21:22i'm so proud of her
21:24i'm happy with the little walk we came up with
21:26and i'm just having a fun time
21:27sort of playing the mother
21:28and fussing with it
21:29making sure his skirt's straight
21:30making sure he doesn't have any lipstick on his teeth
21:34ooh
21:36like a virgin
21:39ah
21:40ah
21:45dearly beloved
21:46we are gathered here today
21:48to celebrate the joining together of souls
21:51let this joyous occasion remind us all
21:55that we are born naked and the rest is love
22:00Our gorgeous couples have written their own vows.
22:03Brittany, I love you, girl.
22:06I look forward to many more years that we were shared together, and I just love you.
22:12For Donna, I'm the luckiest man in the world.
22:16I vow to be your never-ending foundation of love and support, and no man or woman shall tear us
22:22apart.
22:23Don, you always were and always will be the love of my life, my beautiful queen.
22:28You're my world, and I love you.
22:31Don't cry.
22:34Davida, Davida, Davida.
22:35You are my world.
22:39You're my hero, my soulmate.
22:41I adore you, you big, beautiful drag queen.
22:46As a bride today, I do have certain expectations.
22:49First of all, I'd like some more space in the wardrobe.
22:52I'd like a bi-weekly manicure and pedicure.
22:55And last but certainly not least, I'd like to schedule additional bedroom time.
22:59Okay.
23:01I love you very much, and look forward to continuing on with you, my beautiful bride.
23:09Fabulous.
23:1135 years ago, I met you at Wonderland.
23:14I fell in love with you instantly.
23:17Bam!
23:18We've rolled through the punches like water off a duck's back, and we weren't afraid to scream out,
23:23where are my people at?
23:26If I've had it officially, and you see me frown, just drag it up and put on that sequins gown.
23:35Hallelujah!
23:39Amy, I love you so much.
23:41You're a beautiful person in every possible way.
23:44You make my life happy, meaningful, and complete.
23:49I love you fiercely and forever.
23:52I love how we grow together, how you make me laugh, and how we want to change the world together.
23:59I promise to love you, to be your faithful, supportive partner.
24:03In sickeningness and in health, I love you fiercely and forever.
24:08I believe every living creature in the universe deserves the right to love and to be happy.
24:16Through my lipstick and my lashes, there's a heart in here, and this heart absolutely adores you.
24:24I waited for 35 years to meet my soulmate.
24:28It was love at first sight.
24:30A few days into our relationship, my legs went out, and I was in a wheelchair,
24:34and instead of leaving me, you stuck by me.
24:37For richer or for poorer, for sickness and health, I love you forever.
24:43Would you now exchange rings?
24:46Do you promise to love, cherish, and honor each other?
24:51For better or worse, for richer or poorer?
24:55Tucked or untucked?
24:57Till death do you part.
25:00I do.
25:00I do.
25:01I do.
25:01I now pronounce you married.
25:05You may kiss the bride.
25:06Yay!
25:09What love has joined together, let no man put asunder.
25:14Everybody say love.
25:15No!
25:16Everybody say love.
25:18No!
25:20Condragulations.
25:22Woo!
25:22Woo!
25:26You sound like a girl.
25:29Coming up.
25:30First up, Jocelyn Fox.
25:35You've got a runaway bride.
25:46Welcome, ladies.
25:48Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
25:49First up, Jocelyn Fox.
25:53Let's take a look at Brandon before.
25:56Well, hello, Bradonna Fox.
25:59Wow.
25:59Well, Jocelyn looks absolutely gorgeous, but it lacks some sort of unity between the two
26:04of you.
26:04Your drag daughter, the face is not her color.
26:08She looks metallic.
26:10It's really off-putting.
26:12Not loving this whole wedding gown.
26:14The waist isn't giving us the definition that we want to see.
26:17So, Bradonna, was there anything you were uncomfortable with?
26:19Just my manlihood being questioned.
26:22And who is questioning it?
26:23No one here, but it will be questioned.
26:28That's yet to come.
26:31Oh, man.
26:34Hey, I'm about to blow up.
26:36Really?
26:37Yeah.
26:38Like right now.
26:40We've got a runaway bride.
26:43You okay?
26:44Uh-uh.
26:45Goodbye.
26:46Jocelyn, will you check on your drag daughter?
26:56Oh, man.
26:57I'm sorry.
26:57No, don't be sorry.
26:58I'm sorry.
26:59So, while we sort that out, we will continue with the critiques.
27:03Next up is Courtney Act.
27:05Let's take a look at Steve before.
27:07Wow.
27:08And after as reenact.
27:10Wubba, wubba.
27:11Do you feel pretty?
27:12I feel hotter than my wife.
27:13Oh, you're getting back after that.
27:16Why did we go with this length?
27:17Well, we decided that we're doing like a little southern Louisiana wedding.
27:21Do you think that says Louisiana?
27:24I really felt that you're the bride and reenact is your mother in a way.
27:30I'm like the cougar mom at the wedding who hits on all of the daughter's single friends.
27:34Uh, you'd show me up at my wedding like that?
27:36Bitch, you're going home.
27:38Next up, Bianca Del Rio and Alex.
27:41Let's take a look at Alex before.
27:43Hubba, hubba.
27:44Mm-hmm.
27:44And after.
27:46Fifi Del Rio.
27:47I think the Del Rios nailed it.
27:49The family resemblance is on point.
27:51I wish there was a little bit of a train in the back.
27:53I mean, he was battling shoes already and eyelashes and his balls in his ass.
27:57I mean, did I really want to give him a train, too?
28:01What was it like working with Bianca?
28:03It was wonderful.
28:04Like you, mom.
28:04You're welcome.
28:05Don't call me mommy in public.
28:10All right, next up, Darian Lake and Damon.
28:12Let's take a look at Damon before.
28:14Wow.
28:16Unreal.
28:17Now, do you think you'll do drag again?
28:18I might try out for the show.
28:21Oh, man.
28:23It's kind of a risk of going away from like a traditional wedding gown,
28:27but it fits your personality and we're feeling your energy, definitely.
28:32I didn't get the goth thing.
28:33And I didn't get goth from you, either.
28:36Your outfit to me seems a little cocktail party dress to me.
28:40Next up, Ben de la Creme and Kevin.
28:43Let's take a look at Kevin before.
28:45Another beard.
28:46And after.
28:47Suzette Alamode.
28:48I would have liked to have seen a little more of that kind of severe angle that you do on
28:53your own eye makeup.
28:55Love the attention to detail on all the rosettes.
28:58Overall, well done.
28:59And it's the first time that your wife has seen you without a beard.
29:04Yes, ever.
29:05We've known each other for six years and I've had the beard for seven.
29:08So she's never seen me without it until today.
29:10I bet she didn't know who the hell she was marrying.
29:15Next up, Adore Delano.
29:17Let's take a look at Ryan before and afterward as Honeybun Delano.
29:22It's all just a little bit of a mess kind of for me.
29:24I just wish that the overall execution would have been more on point.
29:28Now what kind of bride did you and Amy want to be?
29:31Hey, after talking with Adore, we decided to go more in the punk direction.
29:36I love that you want to put fun into it and stuff like that.
29:39But it didn't look like you were her mother at all.
29:41I'm not even sure I see any kind of a family resemblance.
29:45I think you failed that part.
29:46Thank you, ladies.
29:48While you untuck in the form decor lounge, the judges and I will deliberate.
29:53All right, just between us in-laws, let's start with the foxes.
29:59The dress was a disaster.
30:01It was like schlump in heels.
30:03I feel so bad that Brannon got sick,
30:06but I kind of would have felt the same way if I lifted the veil and my face looked like
30:09that.
30:10Courtney Act and Reenact.
30:12Overall, the makeup looked great, the hair looked great,
30:15but the outfit that Reenact had looked sort of like a bedspread.
30:18I was so affected by the drag mother stealing all the limelight.
30:21It's not right.
30:22Bianca Del Rio and Fifi Del Rio.
30:25The dress was on point. Well done.
30:27I would mistake Fifi as a woman.
30:29Yeah, if I saw her on the street.
30:31David, you don't get out too often, do you?
30:35No.
30:36All right, Darian Lake and Androgyny Lake.
30:39I love the goth kind of emo bride.
30:42I just wish Darian would have taken it further.
30:43It made no sense that it was Edgar Allan Poe meets New Jersey housewife mom.
30:48She was my least favorite of all of them.
30:51Vendela Creme and Suzette Alamode.
30:54The transformation with Kevin was extraordinary.
30:57Vendela looked great.
30:59The color was terrific on her.
31:01Adored and honey bun Delano.
31:03The attention to detail is non-existent.
31:06And all that black underneath the eye, not flattering.
31:10Rough. Rough, rough, rough.
31:12And I can't even say she focused on herself because that was a mess too.
31:16They were both a disaster.
31:18So Neil, of the outfits up there, which one would you wear right now?
31:21Oh, Courtney Axe.
31:23Courtney Axe.
31:24Totally nude with butterflies.
31:26You slut.
31:26It would be fantastic.
31:27Oh my God, you're such a whore.
31:28We should go somewhere together.
31:30How dare you?
31:33Silence.
31:35I've made my decision.
31:36Bring back the divorce lawyer.
31:46Welcome back, ladies.
31:48I've made some decisions.
31:50My heart is pounding out of my chest.
31:52Vendela Creme.
31:53You gave Suzette and Amy a wedding they'll always remember.
31:58And you left us tickled pink.
32:01You are safe.
32:03Good.
32:07Bianca Del Rio.
32:08We loved your makeover so much.
32:12You are the winner of this week's main challenge.
32:17I love it.
32:19And you've won a trip for two to the honeymoon paradise of Hawaii.
32:24Are you kidding me?
32:25And so has your couple, Alex and Eddie.
32:28Oh my God!
32:30I'm going to Hawaii.
32:32Ha ha ha ha ha.
32:34Adore Delano.
32:35Your punk bride gave us a serious case of the wedding bell blues.
32:42I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.
32:48Courtney Act.
32:50You may reenact a blushing bride, but we can't say yes to her dress.
32:59You're safe.
33:00Oh, my God!
33:02Oh, my God!
33:05Darian Lake.
33:07Tonight, the bride wore black.
33:09But the judges weren't raving about it.
33:13Jocelyn, you are a foxy drag mama.
33:17But your bride's makeover needed a makeover.
33:21Jocelyn Fox, I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.
33:26Oh, my gosh.
33:28Darian Lake, you are safe.
33:29You may join the other girls.
33:34Two queens stand before me.
33:37Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination.
33:45The time has come to lip sync for your life.
33:52I'm really, really determined to not go home.
33:55This shit is going to stop here.
33:58Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
34:01You better think, think about what you're trying to do to me.
34:06Think, think, think, let your mind go, let yourself be free.
34:10Let's go back, let's go back, let's go way on, way back way.
34:14I didn't even know you, you couldn't have been too much more than 10.
34:18I ain't no psychiatrist, I ain't no doctor with the freak.
34:21Nothing's really ever planned when I perform, and it's not going to change here.
34:25I'm just going to go with it and feel the spirit of Aretha Franklin.
34:28I'm going to get church on this bitch.
34:31Let your mind go, let yourself be free.
34:33Oh, freedom, freedom, freedom.
34:35I am just preaching to those judges.
34:37You better think before you send me home.
34:39Let freedom, freedom, freedom.
34:42Yeah, think about it.
34:44Free, think about it.
34:45There ain't nothing you for last night.
34:47I'll answer you, but I won't.
34:49But I was going to change it.
34:51I'm not if you keep doing things I don't.
34:53You know what I'm saying?
34:54Free, think about what you're trying to do to me.
34:57Oh, baby.
34:58That the mind go, let yourself be free.
35:00Go on now.
35:02Oh, baby.
35:05Oh, baby.
35:10Ladies, I've made my decision.
35:18Adore Delano.
35:20Shantay, you stay.
35:22Shantay, you may join the other girls.
35:26I'm sorry, Jocelyn.
35:27I wish I could have done more to help you.
35:29Jocelyn Fox, for better or for worse than, keep it foxy.
35:36Walk, walk.
35:37Now, sashay away.
35:46I'm just so proud of myself, and I'm so proud of this journey that I've made, and I'll be forever
35:50changed.
35:51I'm ready to go home, but this has become my home, and these girls have become my sisters.
35:55Make me proud, girls.
35:55I love you.
35:56Keep it foxy.
36:00My fierce five.
36:02The honeymoon is over.
36:05Back to work.
36:06And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
36:11Can I get an amen up in here?
36:12Amen.
36:13All right, now let the music play.