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00:06Vanessa may be gone, but Vangie lives on, honey.
00:09Vangie!
00:10The girls of you that were safe, do you guys feel like that was a safe call?
00:14Or do you guys...
00:14Being safe, you don't know if you're like safe bad or safe good, you know what I mean?
00:17I feel like I should have been at the top.
00:19This bitch is turning all the way around!
00:22Girl, no.
00:24No.
00:25Monet is delusional.
00:26You cannot possibly...
00:27That I am giving you...
00:28I was a sponge, I was a sponge.
00:31This is the dirt, these are the soap suds.
00:32But did anybody get that?
00:34No!
00:35No!
00:36Watch y'all please, I look good.
00:39Aquaria, how did you feel?
00:40I thought I was delicious looking.
00:42It's very my style of drag, so...
00:44I heard that y'all guys had a very creative conversation while we were on main stage.
00:49It seems like Cracker's trying to do Aquaria, a la tonight when I was painting, and then I
00:53turned around and then it was smudgy, sad eyes.
00:56So you're over it, you're not...
00:57I'm kind of over it, because every look is somehow suspiciously similar.
01:04What did you say, what happened?
01:05Oh, um, someone brought up the fact that Cracker and my face looked very similar today,
01:11may have had some situations like that in the past.
01:14It's like, it doesn't bother me, it's no like...
01:17No, too vague.
01:19So what happened was, she said...
01:22Well, this is what happened.
01:23No, excuse me, this is what happened.
01:25All this, well, I kind of felt like this is...
01:27No, this is what happened.
01:28We all know these two heifers look alike.
01:30You was bothered that she was doing the same face as you.
01:33Aquaria...
01:34I would never do something like that to you on purpose.
01:37You was mad.
01:38You was mad, be mad as her face.
01:40The vixens shut the f*** up.
01:41This is what had happened.
01:43You interjected and you got everything all fired up.
01:45So why did it take me speaking up right now for you to say it?
01:47I guess you do need your moment to pop off, because you're not going to have too many more.
01:52I am over it.
01:54This is none of the vixens' f***ing business.
01:56When we were doing our makeup, you were bothered about it.
01:58Were you not bothered?
01:59I'm not that bothered.
02:01Why you done ran across the room?
02:03You done ran across the whole room, girl.
02:06Scared.
02:07Sad.
02:07Watch out, bitch.
02:08The vixen has a wonderful poster with your head and your name on it.
02:11I'm from Southside.
02:12I thought I was going to have peace in California.
02:15Once upon a time, Aquaria and I were close friends.
02:18I learned makeup skills from her when she did my face for a photo shoot that was about us being
02:22twins.
02:23But now, I've been accused on national television of stealing looks from Aquaria.
02:27But I just did a look that I know for a fact she's never done.
02:31It's called being on top.
02:34In this competition, the stakes are high and the vixen is going to be the whistleblower of the season.
02:39And I'm here for it, girl.
02:42Let me help you.
02:43Let me help you.
02:44Let me help you.
02:45Get out of my garbage.
02:49The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race receives a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics
02:54and a cash prize of $100,000
02:57with extra special guest judges, Halsey and Padma Lakshmi.
03:09Big girls, big girls coming through.
03:11Watch out, bitches, because we'll need you.
03:13Oh!
03:16I was safe in the first elimination.
03:18Going forward, I need to do something to stand out
03:20because RuPaul doesn't see the star in me.
03:23That means that I'm not showing him my star.
03:28Um...
03:28Does that make sense?
03:31Good girl!
03:33You know, I read it ahead.
03:35Her!
03:36My queens, one doll makes you dizzy.
03:39One doll makes you tall.
03:40But the one from Mama Ru leaves them gagging every ball.
03:46But, and it's a big but,
03:48is there an anal option?
03:51What?
03:52Hello, hello, hello!
03:58Say hi to my partner, Andy Cohen.
04:01Hi!
04:03Now, Andy, I love me some country music.
04:05How about you?
04:06I love country music.
04:07I love some of the first ladies of country.
04:09Ooh!
04:09Dolly, Reba.
04:11Oh, yeah!
04:11I'll take a judge.
04:13Then you're gonna love today's mini challenge
04:16because we're gonna have ourselves a little hoedown.
04:18Yeah!
04:20And we're calling it,
04:22Hey Girl, Hey!
04:24Hey!
04:25Most entertaining dancer wins.
04:28Now, Andy, I've always wondered,
04:29how long does it take for the average housewife
04:32to get ready for one of your reunions?
04:34It takes about, I'm gonna say, three hours.
04:37Well, I'm only gonna give my girls 20 minutes
04:39to get into quick drag
04:41and put the charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent
04:44back into country.
04:47On your mark, get set,
04:50giddy up!
04:53I feel natural in this challenge, honey.
04:55I'm too ready
04:55because I'm country to my f***ing biscuit.
04:57Yee-haw!
04:58Time's up, ladies.
05:01Well, howdy, ladies.
05:03Howdy!
05:04Fake hair, too much makeup,
05:06and they're sitting on a secret?
05:07I feel right at home.
05:10First up, Dusty Ray Bottoms.
05:14Can you bake a cherry pie?
05:16You bet your ass I can.
05:17All right, well, shut your time out and dance.
05:29Kentucky whiskey makes her frisky.
05:32The big den!
05:34Woo!
05:34Go there!
05:35Hey!
05:36Come on, y'all!
05:38No, you ain't no lady.
05:41Oh!
05:43She's got legs.
05:44And she know how to use it.
05:46Calorie, Carb, Dash.
05:48Yes, girl.
05:49Yes, mama.
05:51That food!
05:53You are in my hand.
05:54All right.
05:57Ah-ha-ha!
05:58Get it all in.
06:00Cameron Michaels.
06:03Woo!
06:06Miss Ijo Herr.
06:08Yeah!
06:08Yeah!
06:09Look, it's Middle Orphan Annie Oakley.
06:12She's on down the road, baby.
06:14Swing your partner.
06:15Yes, ma'am!
06:17Come on!
06:18Well, bless her, Monique heart.
06:20Okay.
06:21Get out!
06:21Get out!
06:22Woo!
06:24We're down!
06:26Miss Cracker Barrel, 2018.
06:29Get it up, get down.
06:30Oh!
06:31Yeah!
06:31Swing your partner.
06:33Come on!
06:34Monique Exchange.
06:36This one's giving me a little NeNe Leek.
06:38Ooh, she needs to go kick your ass.
06:40Ha-ha-ha!
06:41Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:42Me!
06:43Damn, kneel it!
06:45Pony!
06:46Woo!
06:48Ooh!
06:50Oh!
06:50Second way down, baby.
06:53Aquarius.
06:54Scootin' on the dance floor.
06:56Woo!
06:57She's sittin' on more than a secret.
07:01Woo!
07:04Look up!
07:06Give him hell, honey!
07:07They're dolin' up there, heels!
07:09Woo!
07:31Well, ladies, I can tell this wasn't your first time at the rodeo.
07:35I am.
07:36Yeehaw!
07:37The two winners of today's mini-challenge are Asia O'Hara and The Vixen.
07:50Well, Andy, I reckon it's time for you to ride off into the sunset.
07:56Thanks.
07:57Thanks, sir.
07:58Good luck.
07:58Good luck, queens.
08:02Ladies, I've got to tell you, my favorite things on TV today are the pharmaceutical ads.
08:08They really know how to sell the fantasy and scare the crap out of you at the same time.
08:13So for this week's maxi challenge, I'm writing you a prescription for the parody Lip Sync Extravaganza Pharma-ruzical.
08:24And you'll be working in two teams, Asia O'Hara and The Vixen.
08:29You will be team captains.
08:31All right, here we go.
08:32Asia O'Hara, you choose first.
08:35Aquaria.
08:35Yay, thank you.
08:37All right, Vixen.
08:37I choose Cameron.
08:41Monique Hart.
08:42Miss Cracker.
08:43I'm feeling a little dusty.
08:45Oh, shucks.
08:46Monet exchange.
08:49Yee-haw.
08:51Blair Sinclair.
08:52Little old me.
08:54Give me calories.
08:56Yes, yee-haw.
08:57So there are two queens left.
09:01Eureka and Mayhem.
09:03The Vixen, who do you choose?
09:06Mayhem.
09:09That's who's last to be picked.
09:11So Eureka, you get to choose which team you want to be part of.
09:16I think I'm going to go with my big girl sister and join Calorie on Asia's team.
09:22Eureka, why?
09:24Eureka talks a lot.
09:27I don't have time for a whole extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra.
09:30Later today, you'll be headed to the main stage to work on your Pharma-ruzical choreography
09:36with a special guest choreographer.
09:39Gentlemen, start your engines and may the best woman win.
09:46Coming up, Asia, maybe like, welcome to Rukula.
09:49Let the dancers do the quirks.
09:51Well, I'm still a dancer, Miss Thumb.
09:52Don't cut me off.
10:00Our maxi challenge this week is a musical about medicine and stuff.
10:04We're going to do some dancing.
10:05We're going to do some singing.
10:06We're going to do some acting.
10:07We're going to be gay as hell.
10:09All right, ladies.
10:10Let's get medication.
10:12Yeah.
10:12Ooh, this feels thick, girl.
10:14Usually I like thick, but this time it scares me.
10:16What was this part one?
10:17First line.
10:18I don't just sit at a dinner table anymore.
10:19I flip them, girl.
10:20Hello.
10:21This fighting bitch over here, Miss Street Fighter 2016, girl.
10:25Can we talk about, like, what we want?
10:26All right, Tinderella.
10:27That's actually the role I like.
10:28I feel like that's the most fun one.
10:30I really like Tinderella, but I also really love the Fairy Godmother.
10:33That is so cute.
10:34Y'all really think that I'm going to leave it to you?
10:37Just so you know, I'm not listening to any of y'all.
10:38I'm probably going to agree with y'all, but I might not just be a bitch.
10:41No shade.
10:42Oh.
10:42All right.
10:44Okay.
10:45So you're not taking any opinions.
10:46You're like, I'm just making decisions.
10:47Well, I trust my judgment.
10:50All right.
10:51The Vixen wants things done her way only.
10:53If our team is going down, you are the captain of the ship, girl.
10:56You're going to go down if we sink.
10:57So get ready, honey.
10:59All right, so you'll be 12.
11:01And the Fairy Godmother, I think, should be Monet.
11:04Done.
11:05Okay.
11:06There you are.
11:07The key to doing well in this challenge is keeping your lip sync straight, your choreography
11:12gay, and your characterization vicarious.
11:15Can we come up with a name for our team?
11:17I don't think a team name is important right now.
11:19May I suggest something, Asia?
11:20Yes.
11:20Do you think maybe we could just read through it out loud one time, maybe?
11:23I think let everybody read through it first by yourself.
11:27Okay.
11:32Asia, when we do go get our clothes, can we just come back here so we can look at them
11:34together
11:35versus being scattered all over the place?
11:36Yo, girl, everything we're doing, we're doing together.
11:38I mean, I'm just suggesting us come together and look at the outfit.
11:42As predicted, Eureka is just running at mouth.
11:45So y'all want to put together a little piece of choreography?
11:47Listen, we're having time with the choreographer.
11:49So I would wait and see what the choreographer says, you know?
11:51But I'd rather go out there with too much material and then have to edit it than be out there
11:55and say, okay, well, what are y'all going to do here?
11:57We don't have an idea.
11:58Okay, so y'all want to do the choreography?
11:59Let's do it.
12:00Yeah, so let's go over here and just have something.
12:03And then if we get out there and we don't need it, then great.
12:05Asia.
12:07Maybe like welcome to Ruka Labs or something.
12:10Let the dancers do the choreography.
12:11Come on over here, everybody.
12:12Well, I'm still a dancer, Miss Thing.
12:13Don't cut me off.
12:15Just don't cut me down.
12:16You know what I'm saying?
12:16I'm not cutting you down.
12:18Asia is getting snippy with Eureka.
12:21Eureka's getting snippy back.
12:22She can show you how to do it appropriately as the dancer.
12:25Eugh.
12:26So whichever way she starts to go, we'll just...
12:28Always to the right.
12:29Yes.
12:30In chorus line, it's always to the right.
12:31Let's keep it to the right, then.
12:32It's always to the right in theater is all I'm saying.
12:35Hush.
12:37Let's look at our stuff.
12:38What do I have?
12:40That is the exact outfit.
12:42I live.
12:43Okay.
12:43Well, we're set.
12:44Yeah.
12:45Other team is kind of working on some choreography and some moves.
12:49My team is excited that we're done planning our costumes.
12:51Until we see the other team rehearse.
12:56Cute.
12:57So cute.
12:58It's like that scene in Bring It On when you walk in and the other team is performing.
13:01You're like, oh, they just seem like leaps and bounds ahead of us.
13:07Hey, kitty girls.
13:08Hey.
13:11Well, hello, Team Asia.
13:14Are there any lip sync assassins in the group?
13:17All of us.
13:17That's why we're all on the same team.
13:19All right.
13:19Now, Aquaria, did you get the role that you wanted?
13:22Yeah, yeah.
13:22She's a bitchy old lady who's stuck up and she needs to loosen up.
13:26Now, you're very young.
13:27How are you going to portray a bitchy old lady?
13:29I'm serving a little bit more conservative of a look.
13:32And at the end, she metamorphosizes into a beautiful millennial.
13:36So who better to fit that role?
13:37Okay.
13:39Are you a millennial?
13:40Yes, ma'am.
13:411996.
13:42Oh, I remember it well.
13:45And now, Eureka, there's a lot of choreography here.
13:48I have to ask, how is your legs?
13:50No complaints.
13:51Oh, good.
13:53I'm back to walking, running, sucking s**t up yourself.
13:56On the outside, I'm like, I am fine, Rue.
13:59But on the inside, I'm freaking out.
14:02Now, Calorie, you were in the bottom last week.
14:05What are your plans to stand out this week?
14:08Well, my character, we can do another badonkadon.
14:10If you have a flat A, it gives you that extra junk in the cushion.
14:13Oh, that's a drug I can get behind.
14:16Calorie is known for her ass-shaking abilities.
14:18So I don't think I'm going to have any problem in that department.
14:21All right.
14:22Now, there's a lot of you, so to stand out, it's going to take a little extra work.
14:27So I'm very excited about it.
14:28Thank you, Calorie.
14:29All right.
14:30Well, knock them dead.
14:31Bye, Mama Rue.
14:33Well, howdy, Team Vixen.
14:34Hi.
14:35And so, Blair St. Clair, what role are you playing?
14:38I'm playing The Fairy Godmother.
14:39Oh, now you're a Broadway queen?
14:40Yes, ma'am, I am.
14:41All right.
14:42I'm really excited to show Rue my experience with musical theater.
14:45Is there anybody on the other team that you're worried about?
14:47I'll keep an eye on Monique.
14:48Monique is very big and she's very extra.
14:52I know she's going to ring all the drama.
14:54I do know that Dusty is also kind of a Broadway queen.
14:56And which one among you is a danza?
15:00Are there any danzas?
15:01So, Vixen, are you handling the choreography?
15:06Oh.
15:06Well, I mean, we haven't rehearsed yet, but I definitely make sure that we look good.
15:10Okay.
15:11This is a great challenge.
15:13So, do me proud.
15:15Oh, my God.
15:16We have nothing.
15:18I'm a comedian and my job is words.
15:20I have no words for how condemned we feel.
15:25We're like...
15:28Coming up.
15:30No.
15:31It's a lift that word.
15:32And a down and a down and a knock and a knock.
15:34Eureka, are you okay?
15:36It's the PTSD, I think.
15:38America, my face is saying everything that you need to know.
15:46So, it's time for us to learn our choreography.
15:48We walk on stage and who do we see?
15:51It's Alyssa Atwood.
15:52Oh, Jeff.
15:54Oh, oh, oh, oh.
15:57It's showtime, folks.
15:59All right, ladies.
16:00I am going to be choreographing the former Rusical.
16:03She's choreographing this.
16:05She is very intimidating.
16:08I'm going to treat y'all like I do the kids over there at Beyond Belief in Mesquite.
16:11She has a dance studio of her own, so I know she's going to let us have it.
16:15Okay, Eureka, welcome back.
16:16How are we doing?
16:17Are we healed?
16:18I'm doing well.
16:18Okay, good.
16:19How about have y'all had a chance to kind of prepare something on your own?
16:22Yes.
16:23Do y'all want to show me what y'all have first?
16:25Let's do it.
16:25DJ, cue the track.
16:28Full out.
16:36That's all we have as far as choreography.
16:41Oh, okay, okay.
16:43This group is ready.
16:44I am so glad we didn't have no Charlie Hydes in this group.
16:47Y'all girls came to slay.
16:49So, the opening of this will be a kind of big spender moment.
16:54They're going to go this way, this way, and a down, and a down, and a knock, and a knock.
16:59Take it all the way to Nicki Minaj, okay?
17:01Here we go.
17:02Aquaria, five, six, seven, eight.
17:04Go, da, da, da, da.
17:04Five, two, three.
17:06There you go, baby.
17:07And we're moving on.
17:08And a one, and a two, and a three, and a four, and a five.
17:10Hit six, hit eight, go, one, go, a two, go, a three, go, a four, shake it.
17:14Aquaria is doing great, like me.
17:16Everything that Alessa tells us to do, we're there.
17:17We are prime dance students.
17:20Five, six, seven, music.
17:22Boom.
17:22Ba-donk-a-donk.
17:24Kardashian.
17:25Carb-dash-in.
17:26Carb.
17:27Mm-hmm.
17:28You think you're clever, don't you?
17:30Miss Calorie, can you just really work on the steps?
17:33Show me something.
17:33Oh, hold on, girl.
17:35Maybe give me a little high.
17:36Show me what you got.
17:37Girl, don't fall over now.
17:39Again, one more time.
17:40Five, six, seven, eight.
17:42Bigger, this is a drag show.
17:43Don't give me.
17:46Calorie.
17:51America, my face is saying everything that you need to know, dot com.
17:56I feel like we definitely have some good theater queens here.
18:00What was your strategy picking teams?
18:01Yeah, girl, why did you pick me first, girl?
18:03Me of all people.
18:04Yeah, that's a good question.
18:05I'm the quiet one.
18:06Yeah, you are the quiet one, but that's why I need it, because these bitches talk too much.
18:10I would have fully gagged if you picked Aquaria.
18:12Oh, I was going to pick both of you.
18:15I was like, I'm ready to be the last bitch standing over here.
18:18I don't have a problem with you.
18:20Aquaria has a problem with you.
18:21Yeah.
18:21She don't want to bring it to you.
18:22Yeah.
18:23That was the issue.
18:24I wish I was in Untuck when you guys were in there, so I could have really heard what was
18:27going on.
18:27No, she spelled it all out, the whole history, the yellow dress.
18:30I did a party in a yellow latex dress with a poofy sleeve with a heart cut out here.
18:35Two weeks later, Cracker shows up, yellow vinyl dress, circle cut out.
18:40That's not a coincidence.
18:42I don't know about no yellow dress.
18:44I don't know about that at all.
18:45I would never steal from somebody else on purpose.
18:47I think the pressure of the first challenge kept me from paying close attention to the magnifying glass that's going
18:53to be on me in Aquaria.
18:55But that's going to be my first priority going forward because I want to win with my face, not with
19:01Aquarius.
19:03Moving on.
19:04You all.
19:04Can you show me what you're going to do?
19:06Oh, hey, Sandy.
19:08Sandy, I mean, no.
19:09No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
19:11It looks like you're timid.
19:12Can you do this?
19:13Now look at me.
19:13Hey, Sandy, girl.
19:14I'll see you over there.
19:15Oh, Sandy, I mean, no.
19:17Bigger.
19:18Oh, Sandy, I mean, no.
19:19Keep acting, keep acting.
19:20Oh, there we go.
19:21Okay, there we go.
19:21Keep going, keep going, keep going.
19:22Faster.
19:23Faster.
19:25Better.
19:26All right, thank you.
19:26Moving on.
19:28Dusty?
19:29Restless Tuck Syndrome.
19:32Okay, I think you can amp that up.
19:34Restless Tuck Syndrome.
19:36Now bigger eyes.
19:37It's like Aubrey O'Day.
19:38Restless Tuck Syndrome.
19:40Okay, Eureka, show me what you're going to do for your performance.
19:43It's just very, like, pharmaceutical rap.
19:46Right, I get that.
19:47I'm just going to kind of, like, walk and, like, here at Rucco Labs.
19:49If you're going to do this walk, why don't you give me a slide?
19:52Here.
19:52Okay.
19:53Okay.
19:53So, da, hand and push.
19:56Yeah, don't just walk.
19:57Make it more theatrical.
19:58Okay.
19:58No walking.
19:59There's no walking.
20:00We're not in the preschool class.
20:01It's season 10.
20:02The rehearsal instantly reminded me that last year, the second episode is when I hurt myself.
20:07And I'm in my head and, like, I'm literally afraid to do anything.
20:11All right, ladies.
20:12Good luck.
20:13Thank you, Alyssa.
20:15Eureka, are you okay?
20:17You just seem shaky.
20:19I'm not doing that well, but I'm trying.
20:21I've got, like, a little, I don't know.
20:22What do you got?
20:23It's the PTSD, I think.
20:25So I'm just having to work for her.
20:27You know, just really take your time.
20:29I've watched Eureka on the show.
20:31She is a fireball.
20:32She's given a second chance and an opportunity.
20:34And I hope her nerves don't get the best of her.
20:36She is a fireball.
20:39Shut up.
20:42Yes, girl.
20:44It's Alyssa.
20:46So before we start, can you guys show me have y'all worked on anything backstage?
20:49No.
20:52Well.
20:57We did characterization.
20:58We pulled our costumes together because we knew there was a choreographer.
21:01And we worked on ideas as far as, like, interacting with each other.
21:05Let's do that.
21:05Here we go.
21:06Vixen, go ahead and start off with your lines and let me see.
21:09I don't just sit at the dinner table anymore.
21:11I flip them.
21:12Thanks, conflama.
21:13I think you can do that a lot more.
21:14That's something for you to work on.
21:15Okay.
21:16Miss Cracker, let me see what you got.
21:17I haven't had a sip of wine in three years.
21:20Bigger, baby.
21:20Broadway, darling.
21:21I haven't had a sip of wine in three years.
21:24Yeah.
21:24No standing.
21:25Yeah.
21:25Okay.
21:26And why?
21:27Because I throw...
21:28And why?
21:29Yeah.
21:29And why?
21:30The bigger, the better, baby.
21:32I haven't had a sip of wine in three years.
21:35Okay.
21:35It was okay.
21:36Let's do Mayhem and Monet.
21:38All right, M Squared.
21:39Hit it.
21:40Go back to Party City where you belong.
21:41Bitch, the song is over.
21:44So this is what y'all worked on, though.
21:45This is what y'all worked on, the lines, okay?
21:47I just want to be clear because you guys are saying that you said you worked on characterizations.
21:51Yeah.
21:51That to me was very shaky.
21:53Middle of the road.
21:55Alyssa is laying us out.
21:57We're literally giving her nothing.
21:58It is so embarrassing.
21:59It's terrible.
22:01Moving on.
22:02And five, six, seven, eight.
22:04One, two.
22:05All right, Blair, hold on.
22:05Blair, hold on.
22:06You okay?
22:06Yeah, I'm good.
22:06You look very nervous.
22:07I'm good.
22:08I'm happy.
22:08I'm good.
22:08Ready?
22:09And go.
22:10One, two, three, four.
22:11Come on, Blair.
22:12Die.
22:14One more time.
22:15One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
22:18One, two.
22:19Okay.
22:20Mr. Blair, the legs are rickety like Pinocchio.
22:23She has no strings holding her up.
22:25And what did Tinderella say when she got to the ball?
22:28Can you do a pirouette turn?
22:30Lift and leg.
22:31No, but just center that.
22:33Okay, get on the platform of your foot.
22:34I thought Blair was going to be one of my strongest team members.
22:37She wobbling along the stage like a deer in headlights.
22:40Girl, get it together.
22:42What did Tinderella say when she got to the ball?
22:45Close.
22:46Can you just really work on that?
22:47Yeah.
22:48This group has some work.
22:52Look, I've done this, you know, twice.
22:54I've been kicked off Drag Race three times.
22:56I know how all you guys are feeling right now, because trust me, I've been in your palms.
23:00Don't be afraid to fall and pick your damn self back up.
23:03You know what you have to do.
23:04My team is beat down.
23:06We need to get it together real quick, or we'll be going home real soon.
23:12One thing that we really need to remind ourselves is, at the end of the day, sell it.
23:16We have to keep our head in the game and know, I mean, why we're here and what we're capable
23:19of.
23:20I'm going to jump in there and do it.
23:23We're going to realize why I wasn't picked for anyone's team.
23:26But just open them.
23:26Open them.
23:26One.
23:27I did not plan to come here and to falter.
23:30Right now, I'm feeling like the weakest link.
23:33Now I'm like sitting here, getting in my head, like, struggling.
23:36And that's not me.
23:38What's the matter?
23:38Are you okay?
23:39I'm going through it.
23:40I just feel stupid.
23:41Why?
23:43Don't.
23:44Girl.
23:44Sister.
23:46What's the matter?
23:48No, I just don't want to be a mess.
23:50You're not going to be a mess.
23:52See, Alyssa, be like, girl, what is wrong with you?
23:54You're not even going full force.
23:55I don't even know this person, and I don't either.
23:58I feel bad that I'm even on y'all's team.
24:00But it's...
24:01No, girl.
24:01We're part of our team.
24:02No, you're part of our team.
24:04Eureka.
24:04Girl, you're making me die.
24:05Not only do we have to deal with all the stresses of the logistics of this challenge,
24:11we also have to try to wrangle Eureka back in.
24:14Okay, now, bitch, it's time to rehearse.
24:16The stress level at this point is very high.
24:20Coming up.
24:21Bitch, y'all look good.
24:22This is like my skin.
24:23Uh-huh.
24:24I'm just trying to figure out what y'all looking at.
24:26Oh, my God.
24:27Oh, damn.
24:28I can't.
24:37I just took my once-a-monthly Aquaria.
24:41Here we go, Dave.
24:43This week, our challenge is choreographed lip sync.
24:45We have to perform live in front of the judges today.
24:48Miss Eureka, how you feel, girl?
24:50I feel fat.
24:54If we were a sports team, what sport would we be?
24:56A winning one.
24:57That's not a sport, girl.
24:59The only game I know is winning.
25:00Our group stayed up all night working on the choreography.
25:03We are all so excited to just get out on the stage and hopefully win.
25:07How y'all feeling?
25:08I feel nervous as f*** right now, girl.
25:10I'm still pretty nervous because the other team, they look amazing.
25:12I just don't want them to feel like we're just so sloppy.
25:15You know what I'm saying?
25:15Someone is going home today, and I really feel like our team is probably going to be up for elimination.
25:20I know we don't suck.
25:21That's where we were at yesterday.
25:22Yeah, we were at suck yesterday.
25:23I mean, yesterday we were at ground zero.
25:25Now we're like, you know, we're in the mezzanine.
25:27Yeah, because that's a great place to be in a 29-story building.
25:30If we don't look our best, it's going to come down on me.
25:34Because at the end of the day, I'm team captain.
25:38Ay-yi-yi.
25:39Look at Dusty right now.
25:40This face, I think that's your trademark, girl.
25:43I really think Michelle's going to like this.
25:46I can't.
25:47Your dots, you going to do them again this week?
25:49Girl, we're not there yet.
25:51I am really, really debating whether or not to do my dots on my face.
25:55Because Michelle is like, you can't do dots every single time.
25:59But Dusty does do dots every single time.
26:02That's my signature look.
26:03So I just like, feel like I shot myself in the foot last week.
26:07I don't know what to do.
26:08I don't want her looking like anyone else.
26:11That's why I have spots, girl.
26:13When I was in high school, I used to be 340 pounds.
26:16What?
26:17Yeah, girl, I was huge.
26:19Wow.
26:19And my confidence was just like at its lowest.
26:22And it's so crazy, because like being from a small town,
26:24I would have thought that I would have been picked on for being gay.
26:26But I was picked on for being fat.
26:29I'd walk home from school, and I'd have people throw food at me.
26:33No.
26:33Like I'd literally be walking.
26:35And one of the worst days was they had got a Coke.
26:37And they threw the Coke at me.
26:38And I swear to God, it was piss.
26:40What?
26:41Yes.
26:41And I literally just cried all the way home.
26:44Yeah, it was the worst.
26:46I'm so sorry.
26:47And so then like, it was RuPaul's Drag Race season two.
26:49And I remember seeing Jujubee, and I was just like, oh my God.
26:52Like, she was so confident.
26:54And I'm like, I want to be that girl.
26:55I want to do that.
26:56I want to have the confidence.
26:57I want to feel regal.
26:58Calorie taught me that.
26:59Like, you can be any size and be beautiful.
27:00And, you know, have this confidence.
27:02And I just, I appreciate her for it.
27:04Or I guess I appreciate myself.
27:05You should appreciate yourself, girl.
27:09Do you ever look at yourself and just be like, damn.
27:13Bitch, I look good.
27:14I love doing makeup for that exact reason.
27:17This is like my skin.
27:18Uh-huh.
27:20Look, them bitches is quiet.
27:23I'm just trying to figure out what y'all looking at.
27:25Oh.
27:26The same thing the judge is looking at.
27:28Well.
27:29See you later.
27:30Oh, damn.
27:32Big girls, big girls coming through.
27:33Watch out, bitches, we gonna eat you.
27:35Look at you.
27:36Ha, ha, ha, ha.
27:38Ha, ha, ha.
27:44Ha, ha, ha, ha.
27:48Ha, ha, ha, ha.
27:50Have a girl.
27:51Put the bass in your heart.
27:53Head to toe.
27:55Let your whole body top.
27:57And what?
27:58Woo!
27:59Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
28:02It's my drug of choice, Michelle Visage.
28:05Take two of these and call me in the morning.
28:07Ha, ha, ha, ha.
28:08My favorite pain reliever, the hilarious Ross Matthews.
28:12And I now come in gel caps.
28:14Call me when there's a suppository.
28:16Ha, ha, ha.
28:17The beautiful and talented Halsey.
28:19It's now or never, baby.
28:21Now, you love her from Top Chef, but I love her from the epic Mariah Carey film, Glitter.
28:27Ha, ha, ha.
28:27Padma Lakshmi.
28:29Ha, ha, ha.
28:29I will never live that down, ever.
28:31It's one of our favorite movies on the end.
28:33We love it.
28:33This week, we challenged our queens to give sickening performances in Farmerusical, a lip-sync extravaganza.
28:42Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best woman win.
28:46Coming up.
28:46Welcome to RuPaul's Drag Race.
28:49I've seen the trailer.
28:51I'm ready for the full length.
28:52Uncut version, preferably.
28:54Ha, ha, ha, ha.
28:55Ha, ha, ha, ha.
28:57Ha, ha, ha, ha.
28:58Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
28:59Ladies and gentlemen, open up and say, ah, for the Farmerusical.
29:07Welcome to RuPaul's Drag Race.
29:09Better living through fake science.
29:12Welcome to RuPaul's Drag Race.
29:14The future is now.
29:15And it's freaking me out.
29:16Welcome to RuPaul's Drag Race.
29:18They always say, consult your doctor before taking any new medicine.
29:21But what the hell do they know?
29:22Tell it like it is, girl.
29:23What we got to stop?
29:24We got hellers, drops, patches, and shops.
29:27We got liquids that can save you from whatever you got.
29:29Have a sip, have a slurper if you can still swallow.
29:31Handful of promises, even though they're hollow.
29:33Here at RuPaul's Drag Race, we work so hard to make these drugs help you with your strife.
29:38So check out these pills we're talking.
29:40Because honey, they're here to give you blood.
29:42Welcome to RuPaul's Drag Race.
29:45RuPaul's Drag Race.
29:48OMG.
29:49What?
29:50What's wrong?
29:51Boys don't make passes at Queens with flat asses.
29:53What can I do about it?
29:55Say goodbye, Patty, and hello to you.
29:57But don't get up.
29:58And it makes your ass get a lot of heart.
29:59It comes in a patch.
30:01Stuck down by your snatch.
30:02If it's a good bash, then it starts to hatch.
30:06But don't be done.
30:07Watch out, Jayla.
30:08Watch out, Nikki.
30:09Watch out, Kimmy K.
30:10Because we about to break the internet every other day.
30:13Got my new power bottom.
30:14It's on display.
30:15That's kind of stone simple, by the way.
30:16Nine, oh, two, one.
30:18Oh, that's a big old ass.
30:20A batch that looks like a mountain pass.
30:22Badonkadonks, now available on the go.
30:24And a perky powder that looks a lot like snow.
30:25Put it in your salad or a cold iced tea.
30:27But don't snort it up your nose.
30:29This ain't 1983.
30:33Hey, Sandy.
30:34Haven't seen you at the club lately.
30:36Yeah, well, I've spent most of the summer working on my drag race audition.
30:39That's not what I heard.
30:40I heard you've been popping out at parties.
30:42You don't mean Sandy.
30:44No.
30:45Used to rule the clubs, but now I'm stuck at home.
30:48Suffering from a case of restless tuck syndrome.
30:51Because when I see a stud in a tub that's cropped,
30:54I can't get in my drag because my tuck gets popped.
30:57But now there's a solution made by Ruko Inc.
30:59A handy little pill that makes your junk shrink.
31:03So please, once a month, just open up and say, ah.
31:05When life gets too hard, just take some.
31:07Placida.
31:11Placida.
31:13Placida.
31:14Placida saved my life and now I love it.
31:16Oodles.
31:17Even run the pic who I feel nothing.
31:19Noodle.
31:23Placida.
31:24Now illegal in 48 states.
31:28Here's the tea about that old queen on Twitter.
31:30You know the hateful bitch who's always so bitter.
31:32She says that Gaga stole it all from Madonna.
31:34What's next?
31:35Adopting kids from Badawana?
31:36She was catkins and muumus.
31:37Just like her idols.
31:38What's in her gym bag?
31:39I am.
31:39Well, my dog keeps today when down here puts Mariah.
31:42And who's that new girl named Sedaya?
31:45Do you suffer from bitter old queen syndrome?
31:47Ruko Labs has a spray for that trova.
31:50Spitz a dab with your creepy in the thigh.
31:52And soon you'll be taking Snapchat to your avocado toast.
31:55For the love of Kathleen Turner, what is happening?
31:58Oh, my God.
32:00That's what you do, single with a new dating app.
32:02I'm ready to mingle.
32:03I'm gender fluid and not into labels.
32:05Cutting cords, getting rid of keyboards.
32:16I don't just sit at dinner tables anymore.
32:18I flip them.
32:21Thanks, Conflama.
32:22That bitch is crazy.
32:23I haven't had a sip of wine in three years.
32:25Why?
32:25Because now I throw it in people's faces.
32:28Thanks, Conflama.
32:29Conflama.
32:29It's conflict plus drama.
32:31You know what that equals, right?
32:32Dallas signs.
32:33It's what every reality star's got.
32:34Yep.
32:35Conflama.
32:35I put two teaspoons in my coffee.
32:37Every morning.
32:38Good to the last death drop.
32:39Conflama.
32:40Find no way to ball or to fight.
32:42Conflama.
32:43Bitch, I'm from Chicago.
32:46Conflama.
32:47Won't go home till we start a fight.
32:49Conflama.
32:50This ain't RuPaul's best friends, Riz.
32:53Conflama.
32:54Go back to Party City where you belong.
32:56Bitch, the song is over.
32:57Don't you tell me the song is over.
32:59Conflama.
32:59It's working.
33:04What did Tinderella say when she got to the ball?
33:07Oh dear, Tinderella.
33:09Why are you gagging so?
33:10What could I do?
33:11I bit off more than I could chew.
33:13It's my great defect.
33:15I've terminal gag reflex.
33:18Feeling stress choked at distant.
33:20Gag reflex is so persistent.
33:21Ruco Labs has a potion.
33:23You can drink up any ocean.
33:24Now they're swallowing.
33:28Swallowing.
33:29Swallowing is for princesses 21 and over.
33:32It does not prevent the spread of STDs.
33:33Side effects include increased bitchiness,
33:35an unquenchable thirst,
33:37lower credit scores,
33:38and total astigmatization.
33:39Thanks to Swallowing,
33:40I'll be ready whenever my prince comes.
33:43Swallowing.
33:46Did you see her shoes?
33:47Y'all's quit.
33:48Aren't they so tacky?
33:49Y'all's quit.
33:50Can you stop saying that?
33:51Y'all's quit.
33:52I don't think you can.
33:53Bitch, what are you mean?
33:54Some queens are so annoying.
33:56Their voices are really cloying.
33:58Repeating the same words.
34:00Falling out their lips like turds.
34:02Ooh, girls, you've got drag mouth.
34:04It's a big problem, Mary.
34:06You need to read a book like right now.
34:08And dump your vocabulary.
34:10But now there's a mix when you come and go south.
34:12All you gotta do is put this caulk in your mouth.
34:15Caulk, as in C-A-U-L-K.
34:16Get your mind out of the gutter.
34:18Anyone can use it,
34:19including straight spies and gays.
34:21It stouts your loose lips.
34:23From scouting directly shades.
34:25Side effects include but are not limited to
34:27Yas, queen.
34:28Damn, now I've got it.
34:29Good guy.
34:30Get a grip, girl.
34:31Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
34:33There's a question burns deep in my soul.
34:40One that you can only control.
34:46From your lips to God's ear,
34:50there's an answer we all need to hear.
34:53Tell me, is there an anal option?
34:57Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
35:04ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
35:06ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
35:13ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
35:16ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
35:16ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
35:16ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
35:16ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
35:17ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
35:17ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
35:17ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
35:26ha
35:34Coming up
35:35I loved you during the performance
35:37You're obviously a fantastic dancer
35:39You didn't know the words
35:47Category is
35:48Very best drag
35:50First up, Asia O'Hare
35:52Ruffles have ridges
35:54Bet you can't have just one
35:55I'd like to try
35:57I selected this look
35:59Because I want to command the stage
36:00But still be soft and beautiful
36:02All eyes are on me
36:03And it feels like home
36:04I can only wish I was as stoned
36:06As she is right now
36:10Yua Hamasaki
36:11Pika Blue
36:13I feel very disco-y
36:15Walking down the runway
36:15I'm giving you old school drag
36:17Mixed with new school drag
36:18I feel confident
36:19I feel amazing
36:20She's starring in a drag exploitation film, darling
36:22The new star, Puditang
36:25Dusty Ray Bottoms
36:26Like Beetlejuice, but sexy
36:28I don't think she's wearing any pants
36:31It's my type of alpha rock
36:34Last week, I got clocked for not editing my look
36:36This week, she's perfect, honey
36:38I'm kooky, I'm clowny
36:40I look like a French supermodel
36:42Start out of jail
36:43See you on a conjugal
36:46Monique Hart
36:47They say that eyes are the nipples of the face
36:50Yes
36:52Oh, ruck-a-cow
36:53I didn't just come with one gig
36:55I came with two
36:56Ooh
36:57Bam, it's three-dimensional pop art
37:00It's rhinestone for the gods
37:02It's gagging
37:03My eyes are up here
37:05Ha, ha, ha, ha
37:06That's so good
37:08Calorie Kardashian Williams
37:10Michael Jackson's glove is back
37:13Calorie is all about showing body
37:15She wants to wear things that big girls shouldn't be wearing
37:17And in this, I feel yummy even with my tummy
37:20My body's right, my ass is right
37:21From head to toe, it's just right
37:23Beat it
37:24I meant with a D, beat it
37:26I like the jokes you have to spell out
37:28Exactly
37:28Ask your doctor what badonkadonks can do for you
37:33Eureka
37:34Speed racer, chub chaser
37:37My best drag runway is a completely rhinestone and very sexy form-fitting catsuit
37:42It's got patchwork mermaid sequin
37:45And I run my fingers across my body
37:47And changes right from blue to fuchsia
37:50And I'm letting them know that I am big and sexy
37:52Way to leave your mark
37:57Aquaria
37:58If you like it, you should put a couple rings through it
38:01My look on the runway tonight is hyper-feminine
38:04But is also very androgynous
38:06My nipples are out and I am unapologetically being me
38:09She tried scrubbing and soaking
38:11And still, she has ring around the nostril
38:15Up next, the vixen
38:16Yay, honey, she is flaming
38:19Today my best drag runway is blaze
38:22Because everybody knows that I will burn this mother down
38:26Now, we're gonna take your temperature
38:28You decide how
38:29Is there an anal option?
38:32Miss Cracker, package for Miss Cracker
38:35Oh, I love a hairy box
38:37Yes, who does it?
38:38It's hip to be squared
38:40I feel so stunning in my trademark cracker look
38:43I made the hair myself
38:44I'm giving you old-fashioned elegance with a little futurism
38:48Flash Gordon, Metropolis, ready to steal your heart
38:50Keep it boxy
38:56Mayhem Miller
38:57That's where all the Christmas wrapping went
39:01My look today is old Hollywood glam
39:04I am serving you Dorothy Dandridge, Dynasty
39:07I just want to give you opulence, honey
39:10I heard she drops the kids off at the duel
39:13If we had a trap door
39:17I do declare
39:19It's Leia St. Clair
39:21Why don't you come up and bead me sometime?
39:24I'm wearing one of my absolute favorite pageant gowns
39:27My body is literally glittering
39:28I'm bringing regal, elegance, pageant extraordinaire
39:32I just feel lovely
39:33The bottom is made out of a homosexual Sasquatch
39:38Cameron Michaels
39:39So nice to see that she's come out of her cocoon
39:42What did you just call me?
39:44I like my drag to live in an alternate universe
39:47And my best drag look is the Butterfly Queen from Ferngali
39:52If there was one
39:52I am floating down the runway
39:54I'm trying to sell the full fantasy
39:55She's spreading her wings
39:57More like a metahorficist
40:02Monet exchange
40:03Red for film
40:04Eat it up
40:06I have all these stones, all these crystals on this catsuit
40:09I mean it weighs about 300 pounds
40:11But I feel and look incredible
40:13Dorothy forget the slippers
40:15This is much better
40:16If she clicks her thighs together twice
40:18Will she get to make a wish?
40:21Welcome ladies
40:22I've made some decisions
40:27Team the vixen
40:33Contraculations, you are the winning team
40:37Oh my gosh, we're gagged
40:39We are the winners of this week's challenge
40:41None of us are going home today
40:44And one of your performances was absolutely habit forming
40:50The vixen
40:51As team leader, you are the winner of this week's maxi challenge
40:56I'm the winner, bitch!
40:57I won the mini challenge and the maxi challenge in the same week
41:01Now these girls know not to f*** with me
41:03You've won a suite of jewelry from Fierce Drag Jewels
41:08And a $2,000 gift card from Nailed by Christy
41:13Oh my god
41:14Team vixen, you are safe
41:17You may leave the stage
41:22Team Asia O'Hare
41:24I'm sorry my dears
41:25But you are all up for elimination
41:32Coming up
41:33I loved your performance
41:34I think you look awesome
41:36I'm finding this hard to believe that that's your best drag
41:43Welcome ladies
41:44Now it's time for the judges' critiques
41:47Starting with Asia O'Hare
41:50I'm going to start with your performance
41:51You did your choreography
41:52You knew your lyrics
41:53And you stayed in character
41:54I think tonight is a beautiful look for you
41:56You know exactly what your skin tone is
41:59You have perfectly matched your legs to your arms
42:01It's seamless
42:02You were one of the most eye-catching on the runway tonight
42:06This color is just so perfect
42:09Could you save this and after the competition
42:11We enter the 2020 Olympics as pear skaters
42:14You in?
42:15Yes, absolutely
42:17Yuhua Hamasaki
42:18I loved you during the performance
42:20You were so animated
42:21Your energy was distinctly different from everyone else
42:25And that's why I noticed it
42:27Thank you so much
42:27Tonight on the runway
42:28I'm finding this hard to believe that that's your best drag
42:31That's a spangled bodysuit with some fishnet tights
42:33I had a better option that I was going to wear for the runway
42:36It was yellow and black
42:37And I didn't want to wear the same colors as last week
42:39I'm going to expect more than this from you
42:40And I know you've got it
42:41I just didn't want to repeat the same color
42:42I have a whole lot planned out for this runway
42:44Well, this runway is now done
42:47I hate hearing, I have something better
42:49But I chose this instead
42:51If it's in the closet
42:52I haven't been in a closet in a while
42:54I hear you, I hear you
42:55But if it's in the closet
42:56It's not going to help you
42:57And there's no take two here
42:59Up next, Dusty Ray Bottoms
43:01I loved your performance
43:03Your movements had a very clear point of view
43:07Yes
43:08As far as the runway
43:09I think you look awesome
43:10Tonight is a great example of you still allowing yourself to be you
43:13Without dots on your face
43:15Just a couple
43:16Can't see them, that works
43:18I love that you chose a polka dot ascot to go with that blazer
43:21I love this jacket
43:23I want to fist fight Michelle in the parking lot for that blazer later
43:26There's someone else who's going to fight you guys for that jacket
43:29Up next, Monique Hart
43:31I love this
43:32Even though it's a bodysuit
43:33It's fun
43:33It's different
43:35It's filled with personality
43:36You got big ball eyes on your head
43:38Then you've got this whole other thing going on
43:40That is never really explained or worked into your routine
43:44In the musical performance
43:45I can't remember you
43:47I noticed you
43:48But the problem was
43:48I think you could have known the words a little bit better
43:50I will attest to that
43:51It was a struggle
43:53Yeah, it shows
43:55Up next, Calorie
43:57In the musical
43:58You were the one who disappeared for me
44:00And then the moments that I was focusing on you, sweetheart
44:03You didn't know the words
44:05I wanted to see more imagination
44:07More creativity
44:08And I think that's why a lot of us lost you
44:10Your best drag tonight is this
44:12And this is something that any girl would wear to a club
44:15I want to see more
44:17How would you describe your drag?
44:19Calorie is all about body
44:20You know, she's a big girl
44:21That just loves to show off her curves
44:22I used to be 340 pounds
44:24And I finally come to a place
44:26Where I'm just all about being sparkly and glamorous
44:28You do look beautiful
44:29But it's not telling me who you are
44:32What your contribution is to drag
44:34Up next
44:35Our returning queen, Eureka
44:37I do want to say across the board
44:38I feel like we saw a lot of body suits tonight
44:40Best drag for you, Eureka?
44:44There are a lot of body suits out here
44:45I think yours is the best
44:48But in your performance
44:49There was not one word that came out of your mouth
44:52That matched that lip sync
44:53It broke my heart to watch you tonight
44:55And when I saw you back for season 10
44:57I was ready to strap on
44:59The Eureka Express
45:01This is not that kind of show, Rob
45:02Let me finish
45:04The Eureka Express
45:06And ride you all the way home
45:09Still
45:10Well, I guess it is that kind of show
45:14What happened, Eureka?
45:16I'm just
45:18I didn't realize that I was still so
45:21Oh my goodness, I'm sorry
45:24I didn't realize I was still so emotional
45:26Over what had happened to me
45:28Coming back kind of freaked me out
45:30What I'm seeing tonight
45:31Is you completely blocking yourself
45:33Your knee sent you home last season
45:35If you don't get out of your head
45:37Your head's going to send you home this season
45:40Thank you, Eureka
45:41Up next, Aquaria
45:43This look tonight on the runway
45:45Is so fantastic
45:46It's young, it's fresh
45:47It's fashion, darling
45:48You're obviously a fantastic dancer
45:50But I think your character
45:52Was an old bitty
45:53Read more like Linda Evangelista
45:55Than it did Blanche Devereaux
45:56You could have gone for a more aged look
45:59And knew that if I went too far
46:00On the wrinkly old side of things
46:02That this would be
46:04A little impossible to achieve
46:05But you even could have done
46:06Stuff with your body
46:07Like hunched over
46:08Glasses
46:09And still done the choreography
46:10So the transformation was like
46:11Bam
46:12Doesn't necessarily have to be
46:13Drawing lines on your face
46:14Like in high school
46:14Production of Arsenic and Old Lace
46:16That I may or may not have done
46:19Thank you, ladies
46:20I think we've heard enough
46:21While you untuck backstage
46:23The judges and I will deliberate
46:27All right
46:28Just between us squirrel friends
46:30What do you think?
46:32Asia O'Hara
46:33The performance was good
46:34But not great
46:35I wasn't like
46:36Wow, what a superstar
46:37I will say this, Ru
46:38I don't think I know her at all
46:40It's early with Asia
46:41I've seen the trailer
46:42I'm ready for the full length
46:44Uncut version preferably
46:45Okay, you got it
46:46Of course
46:46Yua Hamasaki
46:48Tonight's look let me down tremendously
46:50What she lacked in the runway
46:52She more than made up for
46:54In the musical
46:56Another thing that I'm watching with Yua
46:57Is she likes to clap back
46:59She could take a cue from the pageant girls
47:01Who know how to take critique
47:03And not clap back
47:05Clap on
47:05Clap off
47:06Thank you
47:08Dusty Ray Bottoms
47:09Dusty Ray Bottoms rose to the top
47:11I thought it was really risky
47:13Of her to choose a blazer
47:15Because then you have to know
47:16That you can bring a sexy energy
47:17To a look that's so masculine
47:20Monique Hart
47:21I didn't remember her in the performance
47:23But I remembered her on that runway
47:25She literally said all eyes on me
47:27Yes
47:27On the con side
47:29For me if you're going to go through
47:30The trouble of doing
47:32That elaborate of a costume
47:34I need to understand what the narrative is
47:35It was all set design
47:37No substance
47:39Calorie Kardashian Williams
47:41Listen we started last week out not so great
47:44And then tonight was unfortunately still not so great
47:47Her appearance didn't stand out
47:49And neither did her performance
47:50My sense is that she's really out of her league here
47:54Some queens take a second to rev up
47:56Right
47:56If they stick around
47:57If they stick around
47:58Alright let's move on down to our returning queen
48:01Eureka
48:01When she was in that musical
48:03All she was seeing was pineapple, pineapple, pineapple, pineapple
48:06Pineapple, pineapple
48:06And it was painful to watch
48:09But the worst part of it
48:10Is she just looked sad
48:12Defeated
48:13Defeated
48:14And that's not the Eureka
48:15We know
48:16But she don't get no free pass
48:18That's right
48:18She's her own worst enemy at this point
48:21Aquaria
48:22In the production
48:23She lost me
48:24Is she hilarious?
48:25I don't know yet
48:26I know that I'm interested
48:27It's like if you're dating
48:28You know what I mean?
48:29You've gone on like two dates
48:31But you're not ready to go all the way
48:32You're like I'll go on a third date
48:33I have no idea what that's like
48:35It's future forward drag
48:37She's very exciting
48:38I don't think that Aquaria understands her power
48:41I think that she is going to be a force to be reckoned with
48:44Silence!
48:46I've made my decision
48:47Bring back my girls
48:54Welcome back ladies
48:55I've made some decisions
49:00Asia O'Hara
49:03You're safe
49:05You may join the other girls
49:09Aquaria
49:11You're safe
49:12Thank you Rapa
49:16Dusty Ray Bottoms
49:18You're safe
49:20Thank you
49:24Yua Hamasaki
49:26You're safe
49:27Thank you
49:33Calorie
49:34Kardashian
49:35Williams
49:35You are a fierce
49:37Curvaceous queen
49:38But tonight
49:39You fell a little flat
49:43Monique Hart
49:43On the runway
49:44All eyes are on you
49:46But in the challenge
49:47You got a little lost
49:50Eureka
49:51I wish there was a pill
49:53To make you believe in yourself
49:54As much as we do
49:58Monique Hart
50:01You're safe
50:05You may join the other girls
50:13Come here girl
50:16Come on girl
50:17Come on
50:19Calorie
50:20Eureka
50:21I'm sorry my dears
50:22But you are up for elimination
50:25It just sucks that I have to lip sync against Eureka
50:27That's my big girl sister
50:28But I have to send her home
50:30Two queens
50:31Stand before me
50:33Ladies
50:33This is your last chance
50:36To impress me
50:36And save yourself
50:38From elimination
50:41The time has come
50:43To lip sync
50:46For your life
50:50I'm the comeback queen
50:51In the second challenge
50:52I'm in the bottom two
50:53All I can think of
50:54Is how embarrassing
50:55It would be
50:56To go home
50:57I'm gonna fight harder
50:59Than I've ever fought before
51:00Good luck
51:02And don't
51:03It up
51:11To make me happy
51:14And make me smile
51:17With me
51:18Never and never
51:20Will I feel discouraged
51:22Cause I love
51:24No mystery
51:25You're frustrating
51:27Love and affection
51:29That you give so openly
51:33I love the way
51:35You make me feel
51:36About you
51:36Baby
51:37You're the whole
51:39I want to see
51:40You're the best
51:43Of my love
51:44You're the best
51:47Of my love
51:48Yes baby
51:50Sweet love and affection
51:52That you give so openly
51:55The way I feel
51:57About you
51:58Baby
51:58Baby
51:59Baby
52:01Give so thankfully
52:04Baby
52:06You're the best
52:07You're the best
52:09Do you
52:10Use the best
52:11I love you
52:13Anytime
52:15Money
52:17I ain't
52:17Give everybody
52:17Give everybody
52:19I'm so fucking
52:21Woo
52:24I'm so fucking
52:37Ladies, I've made my decision.
52:44Eureka, shantay you stay.
52:49I won't disappoint again. I'm sorry. I'll fight.
52:52Don't be sorry. Be fierce. Let me join the other girls.
52:58Come home. Come home. Come home.
53:01My dear girl, a calorie-free drag race just won't be the same.
53:08Now, sashay away.
53:17Calorie may have not have curbed your craving today,
53:19but just remember, carbs are friends and food.
53:29I wanted to do my homestay proud.
53:32I tried my best. I tried.
53:37A million girls would kill for this opportunity.
53:42And I just hope
53:43that New Mexico is proud of me.
53:53Congratulations, ladies.
53:54And remember, you can't love yourself.
53:57How in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
53:58Can I get an amen up in here?
54:00Amen.
54:01All right.
54:01Now let the music...