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The Boys - Season 5 - Episode 04: Though the Heavens Fall
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00:00:06I just shot Honey Boy 2 with Shia.
00:00:08It smells like an Abercrombie got fucked by a 7-Eleven.
00:00:10Is that milk?
00:00:11I have it, it's fancy!
00:00:12You can join the fun.
00:00:14And I've had a threesome with Gary Busey.
00:00:16He left us for dead, and now it's like nothing happened?
00:00:20I'll fucking kill you.
00:00:21Go on, do it.
00:00:23Fuck, butcher.
00:00:24Fuck you!
00:00:25You're just gonna drag us all down with you.
00:00:26Mom!
00:00:27Annie!
00:00:27How old was I when you let Vought pump me full of drugs?
00:00:32They promised that you'd have a chance at an extraordinary life.
00:00:35You told me that Daddy left because he lost all of our savings.
00:00:38Were there really bad investments?
00:00:40Your whole Marlboro Man act, it's fucking crap.
00:00:43And I'm...
00:00:43Ford Harmony was an army hospital where Frederick Vought was tested for V1.
00:00:47If there's any more left out there, that would be the fucking place to look.
00:00:50V1's ten times more potent than today's formula.
00:00:53Only worked on a handful of early soups.
00:00:56You and Stormfront.
00:00:58So we're at Stormfront?
00:00:59Dr. Vought's wife, Clara.
00:01:01I think you know where's Liberty?
00:01:02We're still gonna go after Homelander, right?
00:01:04No without a virus.
00:01:05You said I was strong enough.
00:01:06You said I was the only one who could stop him.
00:01:08I just said that so you'd get him out of town.
00:01:11My sweet, sweet boy.
00:01:20Homelander?
00:01:22Frank!
00:01:24Cracker.
00:01:27What's that smell?
00:01:28Oh, it would not be my new perfume line.
00:01:31It's General Lee's secret.
00:01:33No.
00:01:34That's my father.
00:01:36This soldier boy.
00:01:39I can smell him all over you.
00:01:41Right.
00:01:42Of course, because we was just prepping for our interview.
00:01:46Prepping?
00:01:47Mm-hmm.
00:01:50Uh, I need you for something.
00:01:53You do?
00:01:57I have received the most wonderful message.
00:02:02I was visited by an angel, and she foretold my destiny.
00:02:13Well, praise be.
00:02:15And what is it?
00:02:17God.
00:02:20Sir, that is wonderful.
00:02:22There is no higher calling than serving the Lord.
00:02:24No, no.
00:02:25Not serving the Lord.
00:02:28Being the Lord.
00:02:32I am the Messiah.
00:02:36I'm the Savior of the world.
00:02:38The Messiah?
00:02:42Yes.
00:02:44Um.
00:02:47Congrats.
00:02:53I always knew I was special.
00:02:55I knew it.
00:02:56I suffered.
00:02:57I suffered so many hardships.
00:03:00I couldn't understand why.
00:03:04But you.
00:03:06You.
00:03:07You always saw it.
00:03:09Didn't you?
00:03:11You knew all along I was special.
00:03:14And that is why I have chosen you.
00:03:17To spread the word.
00:03:19Of my coming.
00:03:23How?
00:03:24Well, we control the most powerful media apparatus on Earth.
00:03:28Jesus would kill for our marketing.
00:03:31Hmm.
00:03:34What do you say?
00:03:37Well, you know I would do anything for you, sir.
00:03:56Oh, there he is.
00:03:58Back from the dead.
00:04:00Oh, easy does it.
00:04:02Easy.
00:04:05Easy.
00:04:06Yeah.
00:04:07Come on.
00:04:16This is a bit like that Empire Strikes Back film, isn't it?
00:04:18I never saw it.
00:04:20What?
00:04:20Bollocks.
00:04:20I showed it to you.
00:04:21No, you show me Star Wars.
00:04:23And Mom never let me watch any of them.
00:04:25They're with that guy from regarding Henry, right?
00:04:28Yeah.
00:04:29Anyway, here's this bit, see?
00:04:33Young Luke, ops in his spaceship, fucks off to a barney with his old man Darth Vader.
00:04:38Cops...
00:04:39Wait, Darth Vader's Luke Skywalker's dad?
00:04:42Yeah.
00:04:44It's a bit of a spoiler.
00:04:46But anyway, listen.
00:04:46The point is, you should have waited until we got the virus sorted.
00:04:50This is a war.
00:04:52And you're the best weapon we got, but you ain't no use to anyone if you go put yourself
00:04:57into a body bag before we put Armlander in one.
00:05:01At least I was brave enough to try.
00:05:03Well, there's a fine line between bravery and stupidity, son.
00:05:08You don't give a shit about me.
00:05:10Maybe you never did.
00:05:16Here, I'll fetch you some more water.
00:05:47Welcome back, motherfucker.
00:05:50When I wrap the food loss.
00:06:00I need to do that.
00:06:01Of course.
00:06:16Oh, check you out.
00:06:19All right.
00:06:19You twats are all done with fashion week.
00:06:21Let's get to work, yeah?
00:06:23Frenchie, how long till we got a dose big enough?
00:06:25No, there was so little virus left.
00:06:28It needs time to multiply.
00:06:29You know what they say, huh?
00:06:31Cook low and slow.
00:06:32How fucking long?
00:06:34Weeks at least.
00:06:35Okay, then we should go to Fort Harmony now.
00:06:37That place got shut down 80 years ago.
00:06:39If there's any V1 left in there, it ain't gonna be easy to find.
00:06:42And there is also the small matter of the likely Vida Beast that spilled those Boy Scouts in
00:06:46like a Cadbury a la creme, huh?
00:06:48Do I need to remind you guys that Homelander has Stan Edgar?
00:06:51Odds are they're ten steps ahead.
00:06:53If we get the V1 first, we save Annie, we save Kimiko, we save you.
00:06:57And if you give a shit, if Homelander gets it, he's immortal.
00:07:01Virus is useless and we're fucked sideways.
00:07:03So, who wants to go to Clearfield?
00:07:09Who's gonna take care of Ryan?
00:07:10He's gone.
00:07:11He legged it.
00:07:12I wonder whose fault that is.
00:07:15Well, I wouldn't be throwing stones if I were you, mate.
00:07:17Unless you can tell us where Starlight is.
00:07:26Right.
00:07:27Let's get cracking.
00:07:42Annie.
00:07:44Dad.
00:07:51Hey, listen, I need to talk to you.
00:07:53All ears.
00:07:55Okay, can you please stop doing that?
00:08:05How did you find me?
00:08:07I've been looking for months.
00:08:08You are really good at hiding.
00:08:10It has been 20 years and that's the first thing that you have to say to me?
00:08:15What should I say?
00:08:18Dad?
00:08:24Annie, this is your brother.
00:08:26Mason.
00:08:29It's simple, Mr. President.
00:08:32You defund the public schools and give vouchers for the Homelander Freedom Academies.
00:08:36You don't want kids reading about gay penguins and becoming woke jihadis, do you?
00:08:42Thank you, sir.
00:08:46Let me be clear.
00:08:47Nobody summons me.
00:08:49The last time I let a black woman boss me around was Nell Carter.
00:08:52With a cock ring and a tub of Crisco.
00:08:55B.A. flagged a deal point for your movie.
00:08:57We cannot furnish your trailer with, quote, a big bowl of cocaine.
00:09:01It's in my writer.
00:09:03From 1984.
00:09:04I think I can have whatever the fuck I want.
00:09:06You're welcome to take it up with Homelander.
00:09:08When he gets back from Fort Harmony.
00:09:13Fort Harmony?
00:09:13Homelander and Stan Edgar had a good heart-to-heart, and we think there's a strong chance of finding
00:09:19V1 at Fort Harmony.
00:09:22Isn't that where Dr. Vaught first injected you?
00:09:28It's great news.
00:09:29If he finds it, Homelander will be immune to the virus and immortal, like you.
00:09:34You'll get to spend eternity together, father and son, forever.
00:09:42When did you leave?
00:09:43Hasn't left yet.
00:09:45Maybe you could go with him.
00:09:48Show him where to look.
00:09:49After all, it knows that place better than you.
00:10:09It's weird.
00:10:10No birds or animals.
00:10:11It's like...
00:10:12Fucking hell.
00:10:12Had to park on the other side of the state, didn't you?
00:10:15Well, if the hike's too hard, why don't you try tying your boots, motherfucker?
00:10:27Fuck that.
00:10:28Yeah, not really my type, son.
00:10:31Hey, how about you on a little respect?
00:10:32You know, Huey's right, Butcher.
00:10:33You should take her out to dinner first.
00:10:38Ah, let's see here.
00:10:39Based on the decomp, these bodies have been here a while.
00:10:43Something ripped them apart.
00:10:45Whatever killed those Boy Scouts might still stock these woods.
00:10:48Let's get a move on, then.
00:10:50Didn't come out here to get dumped by Bigfoot.
00:10:52Oh, God damn, this is delicious.
00:11:07Huh.
00:11:07Why do we have to wait so long to try this?
00:11:09What do I worry about?
00:11:11Probably the highest honor a fish can have given their lives to me.
00:11:15I'm about to go to Little Fish Heaven with 47 Virgin Tuna.
00:11:18Yo!
00:11:19What the fuck, bro?
00:11:21I trusted you.
00:11:22Oh, so now you can talk, huh?
00:11:23You think going full method is easy?
00:11:25Do you know how hard it's been to not talk?
00:11:28My most powerful instrument, and I can't even use it.
00:11:30But I fucking committed.
00:11:32I have given everything to this role, and you straight up fucked me over.
00:11:35Wait, are you still butthurt about me bringing in Stan Edgar?
00:11:38I thought we were friends.
00:11:39I hit your back every time people laughed at how stupid you are.
00:11:42How your powers are a joke.
00:11:44How you're so dumb you need a court-appointed guardian.
00:11:46Nobody says that.
00:11:47Yes, they do.
00:11:49All the time.
00:11:50Well, let's not make a federal case out of this brobie, Wade.
00:11:52I needed a win from Homelander.
00:11:54Edgar was it.
00:11:54It's a dog-e-dog world.
00:11:56Is that what you think the phrase is?
00:11:58Whatever.
00:11:59Just put your fucking mask back on.
00:12:02Oh, so that's how it is, huh?
00:12:04You better watch your fucking back.
00:12:05Oh, yeah?
00:12:06What are you going to do about it?
00:12:08Homelander's stoked about Edgar.
00:12:10He loves me right now.
00:12:11How long is that going to last?
00:12:12You really think you're more important to him than his own father?
00:12:22Oh, how did your ass go away?
00:12:24Oh, my God.
00:12:25Oh, my God.
00:12:26Oh, my God.
00:12:27Oh, my God.
00:12:32Oh, man.
00:12:34The view from back here was crazy.
00:12:36You love it.
00:12:39Hon.
00:12:40Hmm?
00:12:40You're Super Scream.
00:12:43We really got to get you a stronger ball gag.
00:12:45The way you punish my sin pit ain't no ball gag in the world strong enough.
00:12:50I gotta say, when Sage said I should marry you for the optics, I hung up on her.
00:12:55But I do love busting gushers all over your pathetic, warm face.
00:13:03Oh, baby.
00:13:20Oh, shoot.
00:13:22I gotta run.
00:13:23I forgot I have a meeting with the worship team.
00:13:25He's lying.
00:13:26He's lying.
00:13:26The church is bankrupt.
00:13:27Wait, what?
00:13:28The church is bankrupt?
00:13:30What?
00:13:30Who?
00:13:31Did back Ashley tell you that after all that hot eye contact I was giving her?
00:13:34That two-faced bitch.
00:13:35How do you lose money on a megachurch?
00:13:37You bring in hundreds of millions and don't pay taxes.
00:13:39Attendance is down.
00:13:40Donations are drying up.
00:13:42And I'm sure the two Gulf Streams don't help.
00:13:44How deep in the hole are you?
00:13:46Just, uh, 150 million.
00:13:49Jesus Christ, are you kidding me?
00:13:52You were supposed to get me a 12-point bump with evangelicals not hauled before Congress.
00:13:56Hey, what happened to how much you love busting gushers on my face?
00:14:00That was before you turned me into Tammy fucking Fay.
00:14:02This is ethics committees, subpoenas.
00:14:04Chris Hayes is gonna have a field day.
00:14:06Well, what are we gonna do?
00:14:07We?
00:14:08You tell me.
00:14:09You're the fucking emissary of God.
00:14:12Ma'am, you have a visitor?
00:14:13I need y'all's help or something.
00:14:17Dang.
00:14:19Smells like a wet shit in a Waffle House in here.
00:14:27Any sign of Supercut?
00:14:29Could already be inside.
00:14:32Well.
00:14:34Let's find out.
00:14:37What's wrong?
00:14:39Annie.
00:14:42She'll come back.
00:14:44No.
00:14:44I almost died.
00:14:46But she made it all about her and she took off.
00:14:48I mean, last year, I got bad touched by a shapeshifter and she still found a way to make it
00:14:52about her.
00:14:53She can be such a fucking bitch.
00:14:59Ah.
00:15:01Jesus.
00:15:01Sorry.
00:15:01I didn't mean for that to come out so harsh.
00:15:19Fuckin' hell.
00:15:20What the fuck happened here?
00:15:23Our vida beast enjoyed an amuse-bush, perhaps?
00:15:27Well, it explains why we didn't hear no animals.
00:15:30I said that ten minutes ago.
00:15:53I said that ten minutes ago.
00:15:56Kathy.
00:15:56I have always wanted it's nice to finally meet you. So you knew about this?
00:16:03You know, it's funny. I must have asked you like a hundred times to go to that land
00:16:08But you always said the roller coasters would make you nauseous. He said that I couldn't get him off that
00:16:13thing
00:16:19How's your mom she's okay, she's in hiding but she's okay
00:16:25You're a cop deputy
00:16:28I thought you were working from the telephone company
00:16:32When's the last time you saw a payphone?
00:16:35So does that mean you're rounding up starlighters?
00:16:38You mean terrorists?
00:16:40Mason
00:16:40Sorry, am I being rude? We're all good with serving tea to the soup serial killer in our living room.
00:16:45That's enough
00:16:48You know what
00:16:50I'm sorry
00:16:51I'm sorry. I've put you guys in danger just by being here
00:16:55You're right keeping me secret
00:16:57I'll just go
00:16:59Annie, wait
00:17:02I'm making a stroganoff. Well, it's hamburger helper, but have dinner with us
00:17:07Wash your clothes. Take a shower. No offense, but
00:17:11You could use one
00:17:14This is insane
00:17:21Really we're getting fucking Mendo for lunch again
00:17:23Baja green goddess with impossible chorizo
00:17:26Yeah, can somebody make a run to Home Depot and get me some organic peat moss soil three pounds? Thank
00:17:30you
00:17:31All right, y'all. Let's keep it going
00:17:33Blue sky day. No bad ideas
00:17:35Just gotta sell Homelander is our lord and savior's all
00:17:39All right, it's first thought theater, but what if he performed a miracle on live TV?
00:17:42He could part the Red Sea and send some refugees back where they came from. Oh, you couldn't do it
00:17:46live though
00:17:47We'd have to VFX the entire thing
00:17:48Right. This is a yes and rule. Oh, yes, and you're an idiot
00:17:52Okay, uh the bad version is he turns water into wine
00:17:56I'm playing a quick game of opposites here. What if it was something not fucking terrible?
00:18:02Like what if Homelander flew into all the major holy sites in the world that the people meet their new
00:18:08god in person, huh?
00:18:10Ooh, selfies with god
00:18:12Pitching off of that we could put him on a throne on the temple mount. That is your poster right
00:18:18there. Amen
00:18:18Mm-hmm. This is amazing and for the record homelander is one hundred percent god
00:18:26Um, but won't some people say he's not?
00:18:30Uh, a homelander church would bring in homelander box office. We prayed to god for help
00:18:34He's answering looks like fire crotch has a point. Excuse me? Yeah, they're fire crotch
00:18:40Madam vice president because according to the snap poll here only 22% of Americans would even accept homelander as
00:18:46their one true god
00:18:47Making a real uphill battle to get him into the 70s, which is where he'd need to be
00:18:51You know, I'd say it's all about numbers with you suits, but vod plus never releases any look what we
00:18:58need to do
00:18:59is tell a story
00:19:03Who here has read joseph campbell? Jesus christ. No wonder the lamplater light a justice finale got a d-minus
00:19:10on a v club
00:19:10Okay, I had to service 14 main characters and crossover a bunch of assholes from the avenging squad
00:19:17People you try and make a good finale out of that the problem is
00:19:20We are trying to sell a product that no one is asking for like new coke, right? Everybody already loves
00:19:27jesus
00:19:27They want to eat right out of his asshole
00:19:32Figuratively speaking of course jesus was a great man. Yeah the things he preached turning the other cheek and
00:19:40Taking in foreigners
00:19:43Caring for the poor
00:19:47That shit don't sell no more. No, what we need is a church that preaches
00:19:53American
00:19:55America is god's government and we are his chosen people manifest destiny from sea to shining sea and shit
00:20:06With a real
00:20:08American hero as our savior
00:20:14The democratic church
00:20:19Of america
00:20:25You heard the numbers the public won't accept it if we come out and call homelander god
00:20:30I know what to call him
00:20:36Orson wells
00:20:36The orson wells were a cape cover his fat ass
00:20:40Well, we could still fly the rest of the way told you you're not fucking carrying me all right
00:20:50Oh
00:20:51Oh my god
00:20:54A couple of uggos
00:20:58What changed your mind?
00:21:02Yesterday you told me you wouldn't help me
00:21:07Firecracker said you looked up to me
00:21:09Guess you're not a complete idiot
00:21:13I
00:21:13I never said that
00:21:15You want my help or not?
00:21:19The other day
00:21:20When clara vod's name came up
00:21:22I got the impression you knew her
00:21:25I fucked her once or twice, that's all
00:21:30What?
00:21:31You did?
00:21:33Uh
00:21:34And uh
00:21:35I guess we're related in more ways than one
00:21:40Where is she?
00:21:43Dead
00:21:45Suicide
00:21:46Oh shit
00:21:47She never off herself
00:21:49Yeah, well, she did
00:21:52Did you see a body?
00:22:13Hey
00:22:14Found something
00:22:18Blueprints
00:22:19Yeah, and there's a labyrinth of hallways and rooms underground
00:22:22There's the lab
00:22:23If the v1 is here, that's where it should be
00:22:25Blueprints
00:22:25Oh, fucking magic
00:22:27If the v1's here, it ought to be in the lab
00:22:30I just said that
00:22:31Are you ever gonna fucking listen to me?
00:22:32As soon as you say something worth listening to, love
00:22:35Why do you have to be such an asshole?
00:22:37Well, finally twig now, have you?
00:22:38No, you remind me every day
00:22:39Oh, real father of the year getting Ryan to fight your battles for you
00:22:44Says the twat who turned his dad into a fucking zombie and then killed him
00:22:47Okay, you know what? It's not just Ryan
00:22:49Look at what you did to M.M.
00:22:50The fuck did he do to me?
00:22:51He dragged you down into shit with him
00:22:53And the worst part, you let him do it, you fucking pussy
00:22:56Everyone, s'il vous plaît
00:22:57Pussy, something is wrong here
00:22:59This fucking nonce just called you a pussy
00:23:01You're gonna let him get away with that
00:23:02Want me to put you in the fucking dirt?
00:23:04Yeah, fucking do it, M. Do it
00:23:06Fucking do it
00:23:07Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
00:23:08Hey, that's enough
00:23:10None of you ever listen to me
00:23:12Listen to you?
00:23:12You get jealous whenever I talk to anyone else
00:23:14I don't need you to translate for me anymore
00:23:16I'm not your fucking pet
00:23:18Nah, but he liked you better when you were a dumb animal
00:23:20Hey, stop!
00:23:22Can you not see there is something strange about this place?
00:23:25We need to focus
00:23:27V1
00:23:28Huh?
00:23:32Allons-y
00:23:43Allons-y
00:23:46Mason?
00:23:53Sorry about him, he's
00:23:54It's okay, I used to be his age
00:23:57I saw the sign out front
00:23:59In this house we believe in Homelander
00:24:01Your boss of the department made everybody put them up
00:24:04In answer to a suit named Livewire now
00:24:07I don't round up starlighters, by the way
00:24:09When that order comes in, I catch the flu
00:24:12And the other deputies?
00:24:13They think that starlighters are coming for their kids
00:24:16But that's a lie that Vought sells
00:24:18I know that
00:24:19Then why don't you say anything?
00:24:21The last guy that spoke up disappeared in the middle of the night
00:24:24With his wife and kids
00:24:26I'm not proud of it, Annie
00:24:29But I have a family to protect
00:24:34I came here to get, you know, some answers and some closure before
00:24:39Time runs out, but
00:24:40Not what you expected
00:24:43You could say that
00:24:46After you left, I told myself that
00:24:48You know, you just, you didn't want kids
00:24:50But maybe
00:24:52You just didn't want me
00:25:01Have a seat
00:25:09Can you stand up without the door?
00:25:10Top of my child
00:25:13And I ran从
00:25:14And I ran on in my back
00:25:15Okay, I gradually started
00:25:18Keep up
00:25:18Sam's inside
00:25:18Who are your child?
00:25:23I haven't thought I was in normal
00:25:23To be a child
00:25:23I Benedict
00:25:23I'm on the top of my child
00:25:25Oh, it was your kid
00:25:27To be a kid
00:25:37this movie was shit
00:25:38I did consider asking you for my money back
00:25:41I didn't always approve of the choices you made
00:25:44but I was always proud of you
00:25:48maybe even more proud when you quit
00:25:55why did you leave?
00:25:59the first time I saw your mother was
00:26:01on a church mission, El Salvador
00:26:04we were young
00:26:07wanted to save the world
00:26:10we were
00:26:11so happy when you came along
00:26:14and your mom
00:26:15was dead certain that giving you V
00:26:17was gonna
00:26:19give you a better life, better than a
00:26:22payphone repairman
00:26:23could give you, she asked me
00:26:25do you know how we can really change the world?
00:26:28Ray's a superhero
00:26:29so you
00:26:30you got on board
00:26:33until
00:26:34she started telling you you were chosen by God
00:26:38and the thing is
00:26:40you believed it
00:26:42and then she believed it
00:26:44and I just
00:26:47I couldn't keep lying to you
00:26:49so
00:26:50I left
00:26:51you never even reached out
00:26:52to do what?
00:26:53shatter your dreams?
00:26:54keep lying to you?
00:26:55I had to take it either
00:26:57I needed you
00:27:04if I could go back and change things I would
00:27:09I should have been there for you
00:27:12should have stood up for you
00:27:15I'm sorry
00:27:16I left Annie
00:27:19it runs in the family
00:27:21I guess
00:27:23what do you mean?
00:27:24I flipped out the other day
00:27:25and I ditched someone
00:27:26I really love
00:27:29it's like he's
00:27:30it's like he's my heart
00:27:31walking
00:27:32on the outside
00:27:33and if they got to him
00:27:35Annie
00:27:35the people we love
00:27:38aren't a weakness
00:27:40they're the reason that we fight
00:27:54is it alright if I talk to him?
00:27:56of course
00:27:56just
00:27:58knock first
00:28:01I learned that lesson the hard way
00:28:15yeah
00:28:16their lab is this way
00:28:19oh
00:28:22fucking hell
00:28:23they've been here a minute
00:28:24haven't they?
00:28:27decades
00:28:32hunters
00:28:32look at their knives
00:28:35these men
00:28:37they kill each other
00:28:38what if there is a monster here
00:28:41but it's us
00:28:42what the fuck you on about Frenchie?
00:28:45toxoplasmosis
00:28:45it's a parasite in cat shit
00:28:47it can infect humans
00:28:48makes them react with explosive anger
00:28:51you think we ate cat shit?
00:28:53ate
00:28:54no
00:28:54if the V1 spilled into the groundwater
00:28:57it could mutate to the plants
00:28:59their spores fills us with rage
00:29:01we murder each other and voila
00:29:04we're plant food for these vines
00:29:08okay so like the last of us?
00:29:11no that is just a walking dead with mushrooms
00:29:14the dead campers
00:29:16the animals
00:29:17these hunters
00:29:18surely you all see
00:29:19how strangely you've been acting
00:29:21us
00:29:22I've seen you blow cocaine up your dickhole
00:29:24wait
00:29:25you have a point
00:29:26the copious amounts of drugs I've taken for decades
00:29:29has surely altered my brain chemistry
00:29:31that's why I'm not affected
00:29:33guess being a junkie was good for something after all
00:29:37Romeo and fucking Juliet
00:29:39you two survive this war
00:29:41I give this six months tops
00:29:45well fucking well
00:29:58let's fucking go
00:30:03where are you going?
00:30:05you gotta top those cunts
00:30:06get us killed you fucking idiots
00:30:09neither of you are thinking street
00:30:11get that fucking gun out of my face Frenchie
00:30:13that ain't gonna do shit to me sonny
00:30:15no but I will
00:30:17homelander and soldier boy kill you
00:30:19then kill us
00:30:20then if there's any v1 here
00:30:22it's homelander's
00:30:24does that make your family safe?
00:30:26is that the revenge you seek?
00:30:29does that make things right for Becca?
00:30:35fine
00:30:41we must hurry before we tear each other apart
00:30:44or the soups do
00:30:48so what's the point?
00:30:49god
00:30:50god
00:30:50what the fuck Frenchie?
00:30:52it's deer urine
00:30:52hunters use it to attract prey
00:30:54but we will use it to hide our scent from homelander
00:30:56you spray that shit on me
00:30:58and I'll rip your fucking head off
00:31:01I ain't counting on no goddamn deer piss
00:31:03to save our asses
00:31:07it's just science bro
00:31:09when you jizz
00:31:10masculine vitality leaves your body
00:31:12gotta hold that shit in
00:31:13right noir?
00:31:15right noir?
00:31:17fuck you
00:31:19looks like you hit the wrong button there broseph
00:31:21bitch
00:31:23says what?
00:31:24what?
00:31:26what?
00:31:31I just
00:31:31want to talk
00:31:35wow
00:31:36wow
00:31:36your picture was never up there
00:31:38yeah good
00:31:41good
00:31:42good
00:31:42I mean uh
00:31:43yeah
00:31:43no that's
00:31:45good
00:31:45I don't put traitors on my wall
00:31:47okay you know
00:31:48what they say about me
00:31:50none of it's true
00:31:51do you mean the part that you blew your way into the seven
00:31:53or that you're a terrorist who trafficked children?
00:31:55so that's like a hard no on getting into the back of my van
00:32:00hey look
00:32:01Mason
00:32:04you go to school at homelander academy and you come home and you watch thousands of tiktoks every day
00:32:10how is the truth supposed to compete with that?
00:32:13whatever
00:32:14you're like the fbi's most wanted
00:32:16okay well like it or not the fbi's most wanted is your sister so you can keep being an asshole
00:32:22about it or you know we can also talk about it
00:32:24is there a third option?
00:32:31let me guess
00:32:32chocolate cream felt
00:32:34every thursday morning
00:32:35right?
00:32:37dad used to take me before school
00:32:41it's one of the things I miss the most actually
00:32:44I think he was just taking me as his beard
00:32:49yeah I feel like he's giving me diabetes
00:33:15it's not here
00:33:16fuck this and fuck you and fuck me
00:33:19this is a goddamn waste of time
00:33:25putcher
00:33:26take a look
00:33:28maybe some motherfucker beat us to it
00:33:31not too long ago neither
00:33:32they punched 80 years of rust right off the safe
00:33:36now how many soups do we know that can punch this heart?
00:33:39dozen, maybe more
00:33:42what is it?
00:33:45heroin
00:33:46heroin?
00:33:47of course you would fucking know that
00:33:52so
00:33:53punch like a bleeding sledgehammer
00:33:55that it takes for fucking smack
00:34:00bombsite
00:34:00no one have seen bombsite for decades
00:34:03he's likely dead
00:34:05what if he's not asshole?
00:34:07it'd be about the only other cunt that would know this shit was here
00:34:10you mean bombsite from soldier boys first team?
00:34:13wouldn't he have already been shot up with v1?
00:34:15what's he need more for?
00:34:22hey Ed
00:34:22everything alright?
00:34:24yeah I'm sorry to bother you on your day off
00:34:26this is gonna sound crazy
00:34:27is starlight in there?
00:34:30I'm sorry what?
00:34:31I got a call from Mason
00:34:33but it's a joke
00:34:35right?
00:34:36tell me it's a joke
00:34:44she's my daughter
00:34:45your daughter?
00:34:47Jesus Christ
00:34:48can I ever fucking lie?
00:34:49I've known you 20 years
00:34:50and you never
00:34:51I should have told you
00:34:52she's a serial killer
00:34:53she's not
00:34:54I promise you
00:34:56I'm begging you
00:34:58get back in your cruiser
00:34:59and let this go
00:35:01are you crazy?
00:35:02I am not dying
00:35:03in a prison camp over this
00:35:04I gotta take her in
00:35:07you need to step aside
00:35:08right now
00:35:09please Ed
00:35:10just take a breath
00:35:13hands up right now
00:35:14I don't think so
00:35:15walk away
00:35:19Ed
00:35:19put it down
00:35:20I said now
00:35:21walk away
00:35:22no
00:35:22you're under arrest
00:35:23Ed
00:35:24relax
00:35:24everybody please
00:35:25I'm warning you
00:35:26I said walk away
00:35:27with a both of you
00:35:28fucking stop
00:35:35I'm sorry
00:35:36I just
00:35:37Ed
00:35:37we sit next to each other
00:35:38in church every Sunday
00:35:39after Pam died
00:35:41you ate dinner here
00:35:42for how many months?
00:35:43yeah
00:35:43and you lied to my face
00:35:45the whole time
00:35:45I know you're scared
00:35:46I'm scared too
00:35:47but what Vought's been
00:35:48making us do
00:35:48pulling people out
00:35:49of their homes
00:35:50our neighbors
00:35:51and sending them to
00:35:54God knows where
00:35:55you know it's wrong
00:36:00Anne is my daughter
00:36:01and I love her
00:36:02I should have stood up
00:36:03for her a long time ago
00:36:05she's not what they say
00:36:06she is
00:36:06she's a good person Ed
00:36:08and if good people
00:36:09stop trying to do
00:36:10the right thing
00:36:11then what the hell
00:36:11chance do we have?
00:36:18she better be gone
00:36:19in an hour
00:36:20or I swear to God
00:36:21I'm coming back
00:36:22with live wire
00:36:23I'm hauling you both in
00:36:26thanks
00:36:26thank you
00:36:39smells like deer piss
00:36:41the last time I was here
00:36:42I was fresh off
00:36:43the front lines
00:36:44still picking Nazi brains
00:36:45out of my hair
00:36:46and only the best
00:36:47of the best
00:36:48got selected
00:36:49for Dr. Vought's trials
00:36:50not soft little
00:36:51hog chompers
00:36:53of course
00:36:54no I forgot
00:36:55how tough you were
00:36:56hey
00:36:56I'm not the weirdo
00:36:57who doesn't fuck
00:36:58I mean your cock's
00:37:00as useless as your cape
00:37:01what's the point
00:37:02of being famous
00:37:02if you're not
00:37:03getting your dick wet
00:37:03oh
00:37:04oh my dick
00:37:05was sopping wet
00:37:06when I pulled it
00:37:06out of Stormfront
00:37:07and wiped it
00:37:08on her fucking chin
00:37:17oh look
00:37:18more uggos
00:37:21friends of yours
00:37:28oh shit
00:37:30they're right above us
00:37:31oh you're best getting
00:37:32the fuck out of ya
00:37:33come on
00:37:33hey
00:37:34what about the V1
00:37:35if bombsite has a V1
00:37:36then it saves us
00:37:37from having to torch it
00:37:38what are you talking about
00:37:41who's us
00:37:45what
00:37:45you're afraid the world
00:37:47needs more immortal
00:37:48cunts do ya
00:37:48we need it
00:37:49to save Annie
00:37:51and Kimiko
00:37:52you've been planning this
00:37:53this whole time
00:37:53haven't you
00:37:54shh
00:37:54Homelander will hear us
00:37:56and you
00:37:56you've just been
00:37:57going along with it
00:37:58again
00:37:59we can't take the risk
00:38:00Huey
00:38:00and if she has to be
00:38:01collateral damage
00:38:02so that Homelander dies
00:38:03and my daughter lives
00:38:04we ain't got no fucking choice
00:38:06it's easy for you to say
00:38:07it won't fucking kill you
00:38:08but at least he knows
00:38:09when to keep his gob shut
00:38:10and do as his fucking toe
00:38:12excuse me
00:38:13no no no
00:38:13we don't have time for this
00:38:14we need to find a way out
00:38:15you wanna know
00:38:15a little secret butcher
00:38:16I cheered when I found out
00:38:18that you were dying
00:38:19cause at least we'd finally
00:38:20be done with your miserable ass
00:38:21you know I used to say
00:38:22to these guys
00:38:23don't give up on butcher
00:38:24there's good in him
00:38:25fighting to get out
00:38:26I was wrong
00:38:27if there was anything
00:38:28human in there
00:38:29it's dead
00:38:30underneath that chest
00:38:30full of octococks
00:38:32you are just a fucking monster
00:38:34maybe I like it better
00:38:36that parasite's not just in you
00:38:37it is you
00:38:38you're the cancer
00:38:39lower your voices
00:38:40to it's just as bad as Homelander
00:38:42maybe worse
00:38:43and I'm not gonna let you
00:38:44drag us all down with you
00:38:45and what you gonna do about it
00:38:46I'll fucking kill you
00:38:53please
00:38:53calm down
00:39:10come on
00:39:11I mean if butcher
00:39:13will let you
00:39:13snook
00:39:19everybody please stop
00:39:22everybody please stop
00:39:40Hey, where'd you think you're going?
00:39:45Don't care.
00:39:48Don't.
00:39:53Tough guy, my ass.
00:39:56What?
00:39:56You, your whole bit.
00:39:58This whole guts and glory thing.
00:40:01What a fucking joke.
00:40:03I read your classified file.
00:40:04Well, your brother won a silver star for bravery at Anzio,
00:40:08and that's what made you beg your father to buy you a spot in Dr. Potts' trials.
00:40:13Because it killed you to see your brother dripping in all that glory,
00:40:19making you look all the more feeble in comparison.
00:40:24You don't know shit about me.
00:40:27Really?
00:40:29I know that when they tried to inject you with the V,
00:40:31you were so fucking petrified that they had to strap you to the table.
00:40:36And you pissed yourself, crying for your mommy.
00:40:40Like the whiny, spoiled, little rich boy that you are.
00:40:45They gave you the world.
00:40:47And you, you deserve nothing.
00:40:51Oh, Christ.
00:40:52What's this shit hole now?
00:40:56What are you doing?
00:41:03Oh, well done.
00:41:04I'll be out of here in 30 seconds.
00:41:06Maybe, maybe not.
00:41:11It's enriched uranium.
00:41:12They stick us soups in there to see if we can survive an atomic bomb.
00:41:16Now, for normal, Joe, they'd be dead in minutes.
00:41:18But for you, it's a stomach flu.
00:41:20Good luck, though.
00:41:21Getting out of a soup-proof cell while you're bleeding out of your ass.
00:41:35Where are you going?
00:41:37I'm gonna go destroy any V-1 that I find, you triple-crowned cock jockey.
00:41:41Why?
00:41:42You don't get it, do you?
00:41:44How much I can't fucking stand you.
00:41:55I'm gonna go destroy any V-1 that I'm gonna do.
00:42:25Joe.
00:42:29Joe-ee!
00:42:34Come on, son.
00:42:36Come and have a go.
00:42:57Oh, if only the world could see you now.
00:43:02Not so fucking super, are you?
00:43:06You, uh...
00:43:07You got a bit.
00:43:14Did your dad put you in time out?
00:43:17That's got a sting.
00:43:18Knowing he'd rather spend eternity all alone than with the likes of you.
00:43:23What's the matter?
00:43:25Cunt got your tongue?
00:43:28Well, wonders ever cease.
00:43:32Tell me, sonny.
00:43:36If you did get the juice on you, you think that makes you a god, don't you?
00:43:42Seems like I know you pretty well after all.
00:43:45Which is why I know that even if you had a billion twats gargling your bollocks and singing those Anna,
00:43:52you still wouldn't be happy.
00:43:54Because deep down, you're just a weak, thin-skinned, needy little boy.
00:44:02Now you beat your shit out here on some.
00:44:06Don't get weaker than that.
00:44:18Brian is alive.
00:44:21Because he's strong.
00:44:23Because he's my son.
00:44:25The son of God.
00:44:27You ain't no god.
00:44:29How's about I gotta fetch the virus,
00:44:31and then we'll watch you shit your fucking spine out.
00:44:38You don't have it, do you?
00:44:43The virus.
00:44:51Don't I?
00:44:52No.
00:44:55You don't.
00:44:56You would have used it by now.
00:45:03You have no way to stop me, do you?
00:45:06Oh, William.
00:45:08You have no idea what you're up against.
00:45:12You can't intervene.
00:45:15I will get the V1.
00:45:17And when I do, I'm gonna flee you alive.
00:45:21You, Starlight, all the non-believers.
00:45:26You're all gonna fucking drown in your own blood.
00:45:31I'll promise you, before I die,
00:45:39I'll fucking have you.
00:45:40You're all fucking paste.
00:45:43I can take what's mine.
00:45:45And that makes this whole fucking shitball
00:45:49my birthright.
00:45:52My destiny.
00:45:54Hey!
00:45:55Hey!
00:45:55Hey!
00:45:55Hey!
00:45:56Hey!
00:46:10You, somebody.
00:46:13Hey!
00:46:24Oh, fucker!
00:46:27Shit.
00:46:30Shit.
00:46:44Shit.
00:47:23Fuck.
00:47:24God damn it.
00:47:38Fuck.
00:47:45Oh, fuck.
00:47:49Hey!
00:48:08My God.
00:48:17Quinn.
00:48:19You know this man?
00:48:23You were a doctor of Vought's trials together.
00:48:27Figures this would be you.
00:48:29You ugly piece of shit.
00:48:31Oh, you hated me.
00:48:33Yeah, I was just a rich, entitled asshole.
00:48:37Never seen a lick of real combat, huh?
00:48:42You still fucking hate me, don't you?
00:48:43This creature is nothing but hate.
00:48:46It makes us hate.
00:48:48He's the curse of all of this.
00:48:51Listen to me.
00:48:53You are the only one who can end it.
00:48:55Put us down to his misery.
00:48:57Put him out of his misery?
00:48:58No.
00:48:58No.
00:48:59God, no.
00:49:00No, I like him like this.
00:49:03Fuck you, bitch!
00:49:07Oh, I didn't deserve what I got, huh?
00:49:10Fuck you.
00:49:11Fuck you!
00:49:12Cause I still got it!
00:49:13I got all of it!
00:49:14I fucking won!
00:49:20If you won't kill him, all of us will die.
00:49:31I know why Queen hates you.
00:49:33Oh, is that right?
00:49:34Because he sees you for what you really are.
00:49:37He was a real soldier.
00:49:39You were just a boy playing dress up.
00:49:41But you got to be the hero?
00:49:43Well, he got to be this.
00:49:45Now where's the justice in that?
00:49:47It should be you up there.
00:49:49Should've.
00:49:49Should be your pain.
00:49:53You are nothing but a coward.
00:49:55I said shut your fucking mouth!
00:50:16Huey?
00:50:19I'm...
00:50:20I'm sorry.
00:50:23Yeah.
00:50:27Me too.
00:51:03I'm sorry.
00:51:05I'm so fucking sorry.
00:51:07I'm so fucking sorry.
00:51:15I'm so fucking sorry.
00:51:29I'm so fucking sorry.
00:51:30I'm so fucking sorry.
00:51:38A little bit of Monica in my life.
00:51:41A little bit of Erica by my side.
00:51:44A little bit of Rita.
00:51:45All I need a little bit of Tina's what I see a little bit of Sandra in the Sun a
00:51:52little bit of Mary all night long
00:51:56Well
00:51:58That was the best sure enough I have ever had it definitely wasn't but that's kind of you
00:52:04You have something you want to say
00:52:10Sorry
00:52:13You want to try that again
00:52:16I'm sorry good, but you're grounded to your 20. Mmm more like 30. I
00:52:22Hope we see each other again
00:52:25Me too
00:52:35Annie don't make the same mistake I did don't give up on the people you love all right
00:52:45I
00:52:46I
00:52:46I
00:52:46I
00:52:46I
00:52:49I
00:52:54I
00:53:01I
00:53:02I
00:53:13Oh, my God.
00:53:55The V-World wasn't here.
00:54:04Are you crying?
00:54:12Just fucking do it already.
00:54:21Oh, my God.
00:54:34Oh, my God.
00:55:07I'm sorry I called you a feckless junkie man-whore.
00:55:10I don't remember you calling me that.
00:55:13I didn't?
00:55:14I thought I did.
00:55:16You're not wrong.
00:55:19I was once.
00:55:22But I'm clean now.
00:55:24And I can be whatever you need.
00:55:56I don't want to change you.
00:55:57I can thrive in it, which is fine, but...
00:56:01I can't go back to that.
00:56:08So where does that leave us?
00:56:37I'm sorry.
00:56:40I shouldn't have left you.
00:56:41I should have been here.
00:56:42Actually, I'm so, so glad you weren't super good dead in this.
00:57:00Listen, mate.
00:57:02That shot I said.
00:57:03Hey.
00:57:04Hey.
00:57:05Don't tell me you didn't mean it.
00:57:06I ain't.
00:57:06Cause I sure as hell man every fucking word I said.
00:57:09So we got a problem.
00:57:17We cool, man.
00:57:19We cool.
00:57:27What are you doing?
00:57:29Just thinking.
00:57:31Well, the shit show is on.
00:57:34From sea to shining sea, America.
00:57:47Yes.
00:57:49Yes.
00:57:54Brothers and sisters.
00:57:58Brothers and sisters, we are truly, truly fortunate to bear witness on this day.
00:58:03Amen.
00:58:04Because today is the greatest day in the history of Samaritan's Embrace.
00:58:10Can I get an amen?
00:58:11Amen.
00:58:13I mean, I love all this love, but don't you believe in Jesus or whatever?
00:58:18I did.
00:58:20Now I believe in Homelander.
00:58:21She's lying.
00:58:22No shit.
00:58:23Excuse me?
00:58:26But today, brothers and sisters, today, we set America back on its true course.
00:58:33Yes.
00:58:34Starting today, brothers and sisters, we commit ourselves to a divine rebranding.
00:58:42Yes.
00:58:42We will be patriots of faith.
00:58:46Yes.
00:58:46We will fulfill our founding father's dream.
00:58:51Today, starting today, Samaritan's Embrace becomes the Democratic Church of America.
00:59:03And here to share his holy plan for our new church.
00:59:07He is not just a man.
00:59:18He is the prophet of the Lord.
00:59:25He is the prophet of America.
00:59:29He is the prophet of America.
00:59:32He is the prophet of America.
00:59:48He is the prophet of America.
00:59:54Bye, Samaritan's Embrace!
01:00:02That is, by us.
01:00:05Him is the prophet Gabriela.
01:00:06Yes, so you said he is the prophet.
01:00:06No, I'm brain-todd.
01:00:13Yes, as a man.
01:00:15Well done to their death of America.
01:00:15He is the foolish servant.
01:00:15And he is asleep, and in his face, he is the prophet of America.
01:00:16Jasmarsah非 Aha ق Echo He is a bit great retreat.
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