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The Boys - Season 5 - Episode 03: Every One of You Sons of Bitches
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00:00:09you said you'd always walked out for me you promise well maybe i don't want to look at you
00:00:13i hate you zoe uh you remember my son ryan hi your father wasn't having an affair with your
00:00:18grace he raped her no oh my god samir is that zoe's dad yes i would never let anything happen
00:00:28to you or zoe samir's done it as of last week that naughty little bug of his it's finally strong
00:00:37enough to top homelander i want you to find william butcher we've got an uber virus strong
00:00:43enough to kill every fucking soup on the planet no soldier boy killing my family i gotta get this
00:00:49motherfucker out of my head look you let me go you'll be the hero that saved the translus
00:00:57sweet boy i will be there for you always okay good
00:01:04why does everyone keep leaving
00:01:07stand up in the name of jesus
00:01:09be sweet
00:01:11in the name of jesus
00:01:38the
00:01:39That's right. The commandment is asked for the commandment.
00:01:42Open up!
00:02:26I'm not going to die.
00:02:39And nobody will run away
00:02:40And I have your reputation
00:02:45He's me!
00:02:46Not me!
00:02:48No!
00:02:53Please
00:02:55I have family
00:02:56I love Imagine Dragons
00:02:59Please
00:02:59I'm sorry, no one can know I was here
00:03:08Soldier Boy
00:03:09America's first hero
00:03:11Defender of liberty
00:03:13Faith and family
00:03:15Branded a traitor by the legacy media
00:03:18Scapegoated by Starlight
00:03:20Who was the real mastermind behind the attack on Seven Tower
00:03:24But from the ashes of injustice
00:03:27Soldier Boy has been reborn
00:03:29And America deserves the truth
00:03:32Since 1984
00:03:33Soldier Boy has been in Russia
00:03:35Working with our friends in the Kremlin
00:03:37To root out those sneaky traitors in Ukraine
00:03:39Turns out Russia isn't our enemy
00:03:41They're a strong, family-first nation
00:03:43Who don't put up with trance bathrooms
00:03:45We're grateful to Soldier Boy for his courage and sacrifice
00:03:48And we hope that he can forgive us
00:03:51As he takes his rightful place
00:03:53On the Seven
00:03:57It is my honor
00:03:58To present Soldier Boy
00:04:00With the first ever democratic medal
00:04:02Of patriotic freedom
00:04:16My boy
00:04:17My poor sweet boy
00:04:24I'm also very proud to say
00:04:26That this great hero
00:04:27Is my father
00:04:30Oh, hold on, when did you find out?
00:04:31Oh, I know, when did you find out?
00:04:33Oh, I know, when did you find out?
00:04:33I get a photo right here
00:04:35I get a photo right here
00:04:36I get a photo right here
00:04:41Oh, I got a photo right here
00:04:49Forty years out of spotlight, still got it, huh?
00:04:53Sage tells me socials are blowing up
00:04:57People Magazine
00:04:57They're-they're calling us, uh, America's sexiest dynasty.
00:05:02Believe that?
00:05:09Come on.
00:05:10I would never have sent you in there
00:05:12if I knew the butcher had the virus. I wouldn't have.
00:05:14I swear to God.
00:05:16Although I did tell you not to engage.
00:05:18So, if we're pointing fingers,
00:05:21I don't think I should be exclusively at fault here.
00:05:24Gentlemen, lab results are in.
00:05:27Lab results.
00:05:33How?
00:05:34We were there. They all got infected. We watched them die.
00:05:38How the fuck is that cunt still breathing?
00:05:41Oh, no. Oh, no.
00:05:50He's got V1 in his bloodstream.
00:05:52Shit. V1? What is V1?
00:05:54Hmm.
00:05:56Frederick Vought's first iteration of Compound V.
00:06:00V1's ten times more potent than today's formula.
00:06:03Highly unstable.
00:06:04Only worked on a handful of early Supes.
00:06:07You.
00:06:08Bombsite.
00:06:08Torpedo.
00:06:09Private Angel.
00:06:11Stormfront.
00:06:12Who is Stormfront?
00:06:14Dr. Vought's wife, Clara.
00:06:15Uh, I think you know where's Liberty?
00:06:18Point is, V1 saved your life.
00:06:21And is likely why your generation of Supes doesn't age.
00:06:24This is a modern compound V molecule.
00:06:28This is the virus.
00:06:30It's spike proteins bind to the V receptors, kind of like gears meshing, but V1 is different.
00:06:36It looks like this.
00:06:40Nothing for the virus to bind to.
00:06:41You might have told us that before we tested it.
00:06:43V1 hasn't been in circulation since the 1950s, and I thought Soldier Boy was dead.
00:06:47We all did.
00:06:48But now all I'm hearing is that this motherfucker is unkillable.
00:06:53Hmm.
00:07:03Okay, but what about Homelander?
00:07:05Does this...
00:07:06Does this mean that...
00:07:07I'm his son.
00:07:08Am I immune too?
00:07:10No.
00:07:11Your embryo was shot up with plain old garden variety V.
00:07:14Like me, like every other suit.
00:07:15But if Homelander got his hands on some V1, then theoretically, he'd be like Soldier Boy.
00:07:19Immune to the virus.
00:07:20Maybe even immortal.
00:07:22Bring me some.
00:07:22I can't.
00:07:23Why not?
00:07:24Thought destroyed every vial.
00:07:25There's none left.
00:07:26The vial still exists.
00:07:27Somewhere.
00:07:28I suppose.
00:07:29Wait, if that's true, then that means he can use that to...
00:07:32We need to get to it before Homelander does.
00:07:34How?
00:07:35I'm sure he knows all this already.
00:07:36We're fucked.
00:07:37Good point, love.
00:07:38We're hitting with the virus today.
00:07:40While it still works.
00:07:42That wasn't at all my point.
00:07:44Butch is right.
00:07:45See?
00:07:47It's the smart play.
00:07:48We draw him out and hit him today.
00:07:50Okay.
00:07:51How are you gonna get it in front of him?
00:07:53Homelander hasn't been seen outside of the tower in days.
00:07:56Which means he's probably scared of getting infected.
00:07:58And if you release this thing, he just flies up into fucking space until it's all over, right?
00:08:03So until you figure that out, we have to find some of this V1.
00:08:07We don't really have a choice.
00:08:10I know where to start.
00:08:15Wow.
00:08:16Thank God that stuff's in here.
00:08:18Saved you.
00:08:19Guess all's well today.
00:08:20You know what?
00:08:20Fuck you.
00:08:21You knew Butcher had the virus.
00:08:23You defrosted me just to send me into the fucking wood chip.
00:08:26No.
00:08:27No.
00:08:27I did not.
00:08:28What I wanted-
00:08:29Well, junk's on you, asshole.
00:08:30Cause I'm gonna live.
00:08:32And you'll die.
00:08:34If the virus doesn't get you, time will.
00:08:36And when you're sitting in that wheelchair, shitting in a colostomy bag,
00:08:40I'll be running the seven, shitting on Sherry Lewis's tits.
00:08:47Look at you.
00:08:50Just the softest, wettest boy.
00:08:54You're pathetic.
00:08:56You're nothing at all.
00:09:01Oh.
00:09:06Mademoiselle Annie, are you certain of this?
00:09:09We don't have a choice.
00:09:19You know what this means, right?
00:09:21If we do get this V1, you and Kimiko could take something.
00:09:25I mean, it made Soulja Boy immune to the virus.
00:09:27It could make you immune too, like a vaccine.
00:09:28Yeah, or we could grow a million dicks.
00:09:30Like a koosh ball, but with dicks.
00:09:33It's very specific, but look.
00:09:34There's a chance.
00:09:36No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:09:40No, no, not you again.
00:09:41Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:09:41Zoe, take it easy.
00:09:42Put him away, kiddo.
00:09:44That won't be necessary.
00:09:47At least, not yet.
00:09:50Starlight, we weren't expecting you.
00:09:52I take it Marie Moreau is running late.
00:09:54Marie's not coming.
00:09:55But I know about the meeting you had a while back.
00:09:58She set this up, actually.
00:10:00Did she?
00:10:01Yeah, we need you to tell us everything that you know about V1.
00:10:05You mean the first generation V?
00:10:07Soldier Boy has in his veins that made him immune
00:10:09to the virus you're working on with William Butcher?
00:10:15You can't actually be surprised, I know.
00:10:18But why should I help the friends of a deranged man who murdered my daughter
00:10:22and orphaned my granddaughter?
00:10:27Vicky meant a lot to me, too.
00:10:28And what Butcher did was unforgivable, which is why he's not here.
00:10:31But you're still working with him.
00:10:34We think that Homelander is trying to get that V1.
00:10:38And if he does, he lives forever.
00:10:41And you will be just as fucked as the rest of us.
00:10:45So you're gonna keep droning on like some fucking black Mr. Spock,
00:10:48or you're gonna help us out?
00:10:57Follow me.
00:10:57Follow me.
00:11:09After you.
00:11:330.1% torch the world, and watch it burn from their luxury bunkers.
00:11:40It smells in here.
00:11:41You're right.
00:11:41Smells like an Abercrombie got fucked by a 7-Eleven
00:11:44while Arby's jerked off in the corner.
00:11:47It's V-Bro Mango Thunder Body Spray.
00:11:49Fuck!
00:11:49Everyone, this is Maverick.
00:11:51Translucent sun.
00:11:54Sup, player?
00:11:55Sup?
00:11:57Player?
00:11:59Starlight, I was a kid last you saw me.
00:12:01You sang at my dad's funeral.
00:12:03Maverick, hi.
00:12:04Um, what are you doing here?
00:12:06Don't you go to Gadolkin?
00:12:08Fuck that place.
00:12:09And fuck Vought.
00:12:10They're all a bunch of liars.
00:12:11They said a cartel supervillain killed my dad.
00:12:14Mr. Edgar was the only one that told me the truth.
00:12:19It was Homelander.
00:12:22Homelander killed my dad.
00:12:26Wow.
00:12:27Homelander.
00:12:29Ugh.
00:12:30God.
00:12:30I...
00:12:31Fuck that.
00:12:32Fucking motherfucker.
00:12:33I've been saying it for years.
00:12:34This fucking...
00:12:36This...
00:12:37Fucking guy.
00:12:38Motherfucker.
00:12:38Yeah.
00:12:39Okay, so, Maverick, Zoe, Marie Moreau?
00:12:42What, are you trying to start your own teenage kicks or something?
00:12:45I believe the children are our future.
00:12:48Maverick, if you'll excuse us a moment.
00:12:50Follow me.
00:12:51If you want to know about V1, I hope you have strong stomachs.
00:12:57V1 was barbaric and unstable.
00:12:59Dr. Vought's first test subjects at Dachau lived in a state of endless torment.
00:13:04He murdered thousands, only to achieve five successes.
00:13:08Jesus.
00:13:09Even after Vought defected to the Allies, he kept testing V1 on a ready supply of U.S. servicemen.
00:13:15Why am I not surprised?
00:13:17By then, we were in an arms race with the Russians, and nothing could stand in the way of national
00:13:21security.
00:13:23Dr. Vought stabilized the formula in the fifties, and swept all mentioned of V1 under the rug,
00:13:28like every other sorted chapter in this company's history.
00:13:31And you're sure there are no more doses left whatsoever?
00:13:33Not that I've seen.
00:13:35You think Vought wanted a paper trail to Dachau?
00:13:38This is every surviving file from Project Vought's.
00:13:41If you want to look through them, be my guest.
00:13:49Zoe?
00:13:50Zoe, wait.
00:13:53What happened to your mom was awful.
00:13:56Look, I didn't know that Butcher was gonna...
00:14:00I didn't mean for her to get hurt.
00:14:03I promise.
00:14:09Promise?
00:14:10You promised that we'd be safe.
00:14:13Then I woke up alone to see my mom ripped in half.
00:14:16I'm sorry.
00:14:17Then I got chucked into Red River because my dad is probably dead too.
00:14:22So go fuck yourself.
00:14:35Maybe if I'd raised you, I could've made you better.
00:14:39You're fucking disappointment.
00:14:42Disappointment.
00:14:43The pitiful disappointment you are.
00:14:45Deep down, there's a part of you that is still human.
00:14:49You pathetic.
00:14:49Pathetic.
00:14:50Weak.
00:14:50You're my greatest failure.
00:14:52You're nothing at all.
00:14:54You're nothing at all.
00:14:54You're nothing at all.
00:14:55You're nothing.
00:15:13You're nothing at all.
00:15:16You're nothing at all.
00:15:22My father and my son, everything, it's all falling apart.
00:15:29No. No, it's exactly what needed to happen.
00:15:33Yes, it's been foretold.
00:15:36You're about to ascend, become immortal, divine, a true god with the love of the world.
00:15:45But...
00:15:46I know you think love is weak and human, but who is more loved than Jesus?
00:15:53And why should he have more love than you?
00:15:57You save more people than he does.
00:16:02The one true god.
00:16:07How?
00:16:09How millions of people should save me?
00:16:12Well, then you baptize the unfaithful in their own blood.
00:16:18Rip babies from their mother's wombs.
00:16:21Yes.
00:16:21Skin parents in front of their children.
00:16:25Rid the world of the wicked.
00:16:27Yeah.
00:16:28The non-believers.
00:16:31But they'll call me a foster.
00:16:33No, the only ones left will be your faithful.
00:16:37And they will love you in their hearts.
00:16:39Oh.
00:16:40They'll cry happy tears that the mere thought of you.
00:16:43Oh.
00:16:44You have one last task, my love.
00:16:47Yes.
00:16:51Yes.
00:17:19You're late.
00:17:20Came as soon as you texted.
00:17:21It's kind of far.
00:17:22Where?
00:17:23Russia.
00:17:25Near the border, I think.
00:17:26Anybody see you?
00:17:27Uh, no.
00:17:31What's that?
00:17:39I had cut myself shaving.
00:17:43Trust me.
00:17:44You don't need a shave.
00:17:51So your grandpa's in there with them now?
00:17:55Is, uh...
00:17:56Is Butcher in there?
00:17:57No.
00:17:59But they can lead us to him.
00:18:01We can find him and kill him.
00:18:04Kill Butcher?
00:18:06Uh, I don't think that's a good idea.
00:18:08You don't think we could?
00:18:09He's dangerous.
00:18:11Look what he did to your mom.
00:18:12That's the point.
00:18:14He's not worth it.
00:18:15Ryan.
00:18:15It's not worth you getting hurt.
00:18:19He'd kill you.
00:18:22So I'm just supposed to fly away and hide with my dick in my hand.
00:18:25Zoe.
00:18:25Forget it.
00:18:43You think I couldn't smell the tanqueray in your breath?
00:18:49What the fuck?
00:18:50Well, well, well.
00:18:52Ain't this my lucky fucking day.
00:18:54I should buy meself a lotto ticket.
00:18:57I thought you'd still be in touch with your girl.
00:18:59You never hadn't showed?
00:19:00Well, I was planning to nick Zoe.
00:19:02Text you from a phone and just wait for you to come running.
00:19:05But, hey.
00:19:06Fucking Christmas.
00:19:15Nice one.
00:19:17But I don't break easy no more.
00:19:20Not like Mallory.
00:19:21You're a right tough lad, ain't ya?
00:19:24Killing an old lady and fucking off to Russia.
00:19:28Zoe was right about you.
00:19:31Maybe I should just put you out of your misery.
00:19:35You could.
00:19:37But you won't.
00:19:38And why is that?
00:19:38Because we both love the same woman.
00:19:42And we both hate the same cunt.
00:19:48Look, mate.
00:19:49You can be as pussy with me as you like.
00:19:51But we both know I ain't the bad guy here.
00:19:56No, really.
00:19:59I just need us to have a proper chat.
00:20:03That's all.
00:20:09Home.
00:20:10Home.
00:20:11Home leather.
00:20:11Up here.
00:20:13What are you...
00:20:15What in the fuck?
00:20:20Milk.
00:20:20Is that milk?
00:20:21Better.
00:20:22Breast milk from the NICU at Mount Sinai.
00:20:24What?
00:20:25You ask me up here so I can watch you swim in tit-jizz?
00:20:28I want to give you another chance.
00:20:29You want to give me another chance?
00:20:31Yes.
00:20:32Help me find the V1.
00:20:33I'd rather fist myself with a handful of razors.
00:20:37Besides, Cleopatra Jones said there's no V1 to find.
00:20:40Oh, there most certainly is.
00:20:43And I am going to find it.
00:20:46Yeah, what makes you so sure?
00:20:48An angel told me.
00:20:51It's my destiny.
00:20:52Just when I thought there was a ceiling to how fucking weird you could get.
00:20:56Yes, yes.
00:20:57Make your jokes.
00:20:59You've been blessed with immortality.
00:21:02And what have you done with it?
00:21:03Drink and fuck yourself numb.
00:21:07You...
00:21:10You...
00:21:10are a disappointment.
00:21:15You see...
00:21:20I am not going to waste my immortality.
00:21:23I am going to take what's rightfully mine.
00:21:25I'm asking you if you want a seat at the table because you're my father.
00:21:29But with or without you...
00:21:32a reckoning is coming.
00:21:36You know, all I see is a freak.
00:21:39A freak with a bushel of gray pubes.
00:21:44Try some just for men.
00:22:01What's Fort Harmony?
00:22:02I have no idea.
00:22:03It's all over these memos.
00:22:05What do they say?
00:22:06I don't know.
00:22:07The text is encrypted, but I think I can crack it.
00:22:09You couldn't possibly.
00:22:10It's 1944.
00:22:12There's more processing power on your toaster than there was in the encryption tech back then.
00:22:16Give me an hour.
00:22:20The fuck is that?
00:22:35Hey.
00:22:37Uh...
00:22:37Sorry.
00:22:38Just, uh...
00:22:39You might want to lighten up on that V-bro mango thunder.
00:22:43That is...
00:22:43That is musky.
00:22:46My dad was in the first campaign.
00:22:48Vanish into freshness.
00:22:50It just...
00:22:50Smells like him.
00:22:52You know?
00:22:53I'm sorry about your dad.
00:22:55I...
00:22:56I lost mine, too.
00:22:58I'm sorry to hear that.
00:23:00It's just...
00:23:00It's crazy, right?
00:23:01Walk around one day feeling fine.
00:23:04And then...
00:23:05Out of nowhere, the pain just hits you like a truck.
00:23:07Like, just takes the wind out of you.
00:23:10You guys are trying to take down Homelander, right?
00:23:12Let me help.
00:23:13Look, Maverick.
00:23:14I don't think that's such a good idea.
00:23:16It's really dangerous.
00:23:17I don't care.
00:23:18He fucking killed my dad.
00:23:20It's the only thing I can think about.
00:23:21I know that you want this to mean something, but it's never gonna make sense.
00:23:26And the more that you try, the less sense it'll make.
00:23:30Trust me.
00:23:32I know.
00:23:33What am I supposed to do?
00:23:35Honestly?
00:23:36Just...
00:23:37Let go.
00:23:38Live your life.
00:23:40Be happy.
00:23:40Fall in love with someone.
00:23:42I do have a girlfriend.
00:23:44Really?
00:23:45Sloan.
00:23:46She's an alpaca.
00:23:51Cool.
00:23:51Just maybe think about what your dad would want for you and then do that.
00:23:56That's what I'm trying to do.
00:23:58Anyway.
00:23:59Yuri.
00:24:01Can I just talk to you for a quick second?
00:24:04Yeah.
00:24:09Stop.
00:24:15Another mention of Fort Harmony from 1963.
00:24:19Butcher has a scanner, no?
00:24:21He does.
00:24:21Maybe resolution is good enough so we can make out some of the text.
00:24:25Okay.
00:24:26Go with him.
00:24:27Sounds good.
00:24:27I've been watching pornography and I'd like to try out some cunnilingus.
00:24:35I don't understand.
00:24:38All you do is get him on the blower and tell him you want to see him.
00:24:42He rocks up, you chuck the shit in his face, and that'll be it.
00:24:47Why me?
00:24:48Because he won't leave the fortress of cunnitude for anyone else.
00:24:51So this is what you want to talk to me about?
00:24:54Killing my dad?
00:24:56Listen, mate.
00:24:57Is that all you think I'm good for?
00:24:58I ain't gonna treat you like a kid no more, alright?
00:25:00You're done with that.
00:25:02Homelander raped your mum.
00:25:03He's gonna burn everything down and you are the only one that can stop him.
00:25:09Now, normally I don't put no stock in any of that bollocks about destiny.
00:25:13But if anyone's got one, it's you.
00:25:21I throw this virus at him.
00:25:23What'll happen to me?
00:25:27You'll die.
00:25:32I'll be close by and we'll go together.
00:25:37Look...
00:25:39I ain't gonna lie to you.
00:25:41This...
00:25:42This is...
00:25:43Not what your mum wanted.
00:25:45But it's the only way.
00:25:48And it will be justice.
00:25:53You're asking me to kill myself?
00:25:58You wouldn't be the first lad to throw his life away in a war.
00:26:02But you would be the first.
00:26:04To save the world.
00:26:06Doing it.
00:26:19I'll fetch us a point.
00:26:30I mean, no wonder Soldier Boy is getting all this heat.
00:26:32What?
00:26:33He's a fucking nepo daddy.
00:26:35Like, he's not even that good looking.
00:26:37Like, his hair is doing most of the heavy lifting.
00:26:41Like, you shave his head, he's the gayest sailor in Fleet Week.
00:26:44Seriously, man.
00:26:45Thanks for letting me tag along.
00:26:47I need a win.
00:26:50Will you just tell me this?
00:26:51Homelander really didn't want me to come along.
00:26:53He didn't, like, mention my name even once.
00:26:55Fuck up and back the fuck up while we fuck this track up.
00:26:59Why do you ask them?
00:27:08Keep heading south.
00:27:12So, like, what's your story?
00:27:16My story?
00:27:17Yeah.
00:27:18I was born on a sugar bush.
00:27:19A maple farm.
00:27:21One day when I was five, my parents died in a tidal wave of molasses.
00:27:24Then I was raised by four geese and an agoraphobic fox in a crystal cave where they taught me the
00:27:27ways of the soil and the salts until Gerald.
00:27:30That's the eldest goose.
00:27:32Revealed to me that he's the reincarnation of Robin Williams.
00:27:35And then he took me on his egg-shaped spaceship to Orc because Mork and Mindy is a Netflix documentary.
00:27:42Orson married us.
00:27:44And the rest is history.
00:27:45Sorry.
00:27:51Homelander asked you to come along?
00:27:55Personally.
00:28:06Merde.
00:28:07Eh.
00:28:07Cyber trucks are the entourage of cars.
00:28:15A penny for your thoughts.
00:28:19Huey said the V1 could be a cure.
00:28:22You really think so?
00:28:24Would it give us more time?
00:28:31What would you want to do?
00:28:33We could travel.
00:28:35I can DJ in Berlin.
00:28:38Nothing to tie us down.
00:28:40Never in the same place twice.
00:28:47Do you want that for your kids?
00:28:49Of course not.
00:28:50Which is why I would never have any.
00:29:01But uh...
00:29:02You want children?
00:29:05Three.
00:29:06Two girls and a boy.
00:29:08A house by the water.
00:29:09And maybe a Bernadoodle.
00:29:10Peace and quiet.
00:29:12After all this killing,
00:29:13I just want a place to call home.
00:29:15Come on.
00:29:37Here.
00:29:40I told her you were 30.
00:29:42Fuck the lever.
00:29:44Fuck lace.
00:29:45Here's to the bird who sits on your face.
00:29:53Where'd you pick that up?
00:29:54Me old man.
00:29:56You too close?
00:29:58No, not really.
00:29:59He was a...
00:30:00piss artist.
00:30:02Used to...
00:30:03lose all his money on the GGs.
00:30:06No...
00:30:06horses.
00:30:07And then he'd come home,
00:30:09beat the living daylights out of Len and me.
00:30:12And then later...
00:30:14laugh about it with his mates.
00:30:16Yeah, he was a right cunt.
00:30:18Where's he now?
00:30:19Bottom of the Thames.
00:30:21I put him there just the other day.
00:30:25I only wish I'd done it sooner.
00:30:27Before he caused more...
00:30:31more damage.
00:30:36Butchard...
00:30:39Do you think that I could ever...
00:30:41that I might turn into my dad?
00:30:47I don't know.
00:30:54My mom...
00:30:56and Grace...
00:30:58the others...
00:31:00all I do is hurt people.
00:31:03I can't be around anyone.
00:31:11Without us...
00:31:14without Supes...
00:31:17the world is a better...
00:31:19safer place.
00:31:27I'll do it.
00:31:35I'll do it.
00:31:40Following the mass arrests...
00:31:41of suspected starlighters...
00:31:43protesters have taken to the streets...
00:31:45and clashed violently...
00:31:46with superheroes...
00:31:47and police alike.
00:31:48It's all so...
00:31:49tediously predictable.
00:31:52Insurgency.
00:31:52Counterinsurgency.
00:31:54Liberation.
00:31:55Crackdown.
00:31:56Round and round she goes.
00:31:58Is now a good time to say...
00:32:00I've always found you...
00:32:01super fucking creepy.
00:32:04Oh, hold on a second.
00:32:05I got something.
00:32:07Check that out.
00:32:08So, Fort Harmony...
00:32:10was an army hospital...
00:32:10where Frederick Vaught worked.
00:32:12The government designated it...
00:32:13top secret...
00:32:14and then decommissioned it...
00:32:15after the war.
00:32:17Why is that square blurry?
00:32:19That's what the military does...
00:32:20to keep classified facilities hidden.
00:32:22Now, I'll bet you a porterhouse at Luger's...
00:32:24that's where Vaught was testing the V-1.
00:32:26If there's any more left out there...
00:32:27that would be the fucking place to look.
00:32:37Were you followed?
00:32:37Hell no.
00:32:39Homelander's looking for the V-1...
00:32:40just like we are.
00:32:41It's only a matter of time...
00:32:41before he found you.
00:32:42We're at 90 feet...
00:32:44below solid concrete.
00:32:45The door is munitions-grade.
00:32:46Ballistics-resistant.
00:32:47Same as a NORAD bunker...
00:32:48in Cheyenne Mountain.
00:32:49It will hold.
00:32:53Better hope so.
00:33:02Oh, thank fuck.
00:33:03Won't hold forever.
00:33:05So, we're trapped down here.
00:33:06What's the plan?
00:33:08Wait.
00:33:09Has anyone seen Zoe?
00:33:27Come on.
00:33:41In Cheyenne Mountain.
00:33:43I don't know.
00:34:24Dad?
00:34:29Sorry.
00:34:31Dad?
00:34:33Sorry.
00:34:36Oh my God, sorry.
00:34:40Oh my God.
00:34:42Oh my God.
00:34:43Oh my God.
00:34:47Oh my God.
00:34:56Oh my God.
00:35:13Oh my God.
00:35:15Oh my God.
00:35:16Fucking psycho.
00:35:18And you all went along with it.
00:35:23Come on Zoe.
00:35:25I'm sorry.
00:35:26I'm sorry, my brother.
00:35:28I cannot allow you to leave.
00:35:33Please, don't make me shoot your papa.
00:35:38No.
00:35:40Let them go.
00:35:41She tried to kill us both.
00:35:43She should grow up like a kid, not like us.
00:35:49Go.
00:35:55Go.
00:36:10Zoe.
00:36:11Pick up.
00:36:12Listen to me.
00:36:13Do not come home until I tell you to.
00:36:16It's not safe.
00:36:16You understand?
00:36:17Call me.
00:36:18Do we know when she left?
00:36:23Do the service hatch a few hours ago.
00:36:25Can we get out that way?
00:36:28That's precisely where Noir's patrolling.
00:36:31Well, if that's the case, then what are you packing?
00:36:37Whoa.
00:36:39I've been looking for those.
00:36:43Oh.
00:36:46Oro Blanco.
00:36:48500 a stick.
00:37:19You know, my father spent his whole life fighting Vaught.
00:37:23And here I am, smoking a fucking cigar with Stan Edgar.
00:37:28I remember your father, you know.
00:37:32He was impressive.
00:37:35Over 30 Ivy League attorneys at Vaught.
00:37:38And one small-time Harlem lawyer made them work weekends and holidays.
00:37:44Damn fucking straight he did.
00:37:46But he couldn't win.
00:37:49It's why, ultimately, you won't win either.
00:37:53You're fighting an unbeatable foe.
00:37:55You know that, right?
00:37:56Who?
00:37:57Vaught?
00:37:57Please.
00:37:58It's more powerful than Vaught.
00:38:00Or Homelander.
00:38:01More powerful than nature or life itself.
00:38:04It's profit and loss.
00:38:06Supply and demand.
00:38:08The elegant flow of currency across the globe.
00:38:12We're just cogs in a great machine.
00:38:16And we all have our part to play.
00:38:21Say you kill Soldier Boy or Homelander or even release this virus.
00:38:25When superheroes go out of fashion, something else will just take their place.
00:38:30Because corporations must still grow.
00:38:36Money must still be made.
00:38:37The machine must still be fed.
00:38:42That is the way of the world.
00:38:46Motherfucker.
00:38:49When this is all over, you're aiming to run Vaught again, ain't you?
00:38:54Like I said, we all have our part to play.
00:38:57Mm-hmm.
00:39:01If that day ever comes, I have a part to play to.
00:39:07And that's to put a bullet in your fucking skull.
00:39:16Finally.
00:39:17Ha-ha.
00:39:19Showtime.
00:39:20Hey, kids.
00:39:21Do you love America?
00:39:23And basic knife skills?
00:39:24Making s'mores?
00:39:26And marching?
00:39:27Then sign up for the Homelander youth.
00:39:29You'll learn wilderness survival, campfire songs, how to field strip a rifle, and the best way to sniff out stinky
00:39:37starlighter rats.
00:39:38So if you're 8 or 18, you can join the fun.
00:39:42Sign up for the Homelander youth and be tomorrow's heroes today.
00:39:47Sponsored by Lean Lad Diet Luncheons.
00:39:54Who needs soups when we can get fucking kids to do it?
00:39:58Listen, I want you to put crime analytics on finding the V1.
00:40:02It's out there.
00:40:03Oh.
00:40:04I know it.
00:40:05Uh, how many people do you want on?
00:40:08Everyone.
00:40:09It's all we do from now on.
00:40:12Also, I want our entire pharma division working on literally nothing but recreating the V1 formula.
00:40:19Vought, destroy the original formula.
00:40:20That could take years.
00:40:21Skip animal testing.
00:40:23We have camps full of criminals.
00:40:25Just start using them.
00:40:26Mm-hmm.
00:40:33Mm-hmm.
00:40:35This is wonderful.
00:40:43Well, hi, boss.
00:40:45What are you...
00:40:45What are you drinking?
00:40:56It's an honor to have a great American like yourself on the show.
00:41:00But I guess it runs in the family, huh?
00:41:03Homelander's father.
00:41:05Dang.
00:41:07The Glock, huh?
00:41:08Never saw the appeal in foreign-made guns.
00:41:12Well, this ain't your granddaddy's Glock.
00:41:15This here's a 9mm.
00:41:17Gen 5-7 round capacity with a crisp fucking break.
00:41:21Well, mine's a much longer barrel.
00:41:24Battle-proven All-American Colt 1911.
00:41:28Chambered in .45 ACP.
00:41:33That'll blow your fucking panties off.
00:41:36Now, that little Glock, that's good for a late-night Harlem stroll,
00:41:41but, uh, this here, that's a certified crowd killer.
00:41:43Think you mean an antique?
00:41:44I mean a classic.
00:41:46You want to give it a try?
00:41:49Now, some can't handle the kick.
00:41:51Something tells me you'll do just fine.
00:41:59I haven't so fancy!
00:42:17Well, you gotta hate it, do you?
00:42:20I haven't fucked that hard since...
00:42:24since I railed Sherry Lewis on the balcony of Studio 54.
00:42:27I ain't got no idea who that is.
00:42:32Hey, why that hairless pussy?
00:42:35What?
00:42:36I mean, what's the point of going down there
00:42:37if you're not gonna get a fat face full of fur?
00:42:41Well, is that how Homelander likes you?
00:42:43Like a baby?
00:42:47More like a mother.
00:42:51But you two have fucked, right?
00:42:54Mm-mm.
00:42:57Damn.
00:42:58I gotta admit, I was kinda just doing this as petty revenge against the freak.
00:43:04That's terrible.
00:43:05Who would do such a thing?
00:43:08You shouldn't say that about your son.
00:43:11Well, he thinks he's better than me.
00:43:12He doesn't.
00:43:15How do you know?
00:43:17I don't know much.
00:43:18But I can read people.
00:43:19And the way he looks at you?
00:43:22Shoot.
00:43:23I ain't never seen him look at nobody like that.
00:43:32Uh...
00:43:32It's not exactly a compliment, doll.
00:43:35He is the strangest motherfucker I've ever known.
00:43:38And I've had a threesome with Gary Busey.
00:43:41Oof.
00:43:47Yeah.
00:43:48Someone I want you to meet.
00:43:54Is this...
00:43:56Terror?
00:43:58Well, my mom told me all about you.
00:44:01Hey, boy.
00:44:01Where's he been?
00:44:02Me Aunt Judy's been looking after him.
00:44:05As he still hump everything?
00:44:07Gentleman of his age.
00:44:10Well, he does his best.
00:44:17Ryan?
00:44:19Kimiko?
00:44:20Wait, you... you can talk.
00:44:28Tell me.
00:44:30It's all gone.
00:44:32Where is Samir?
00:44:35We let him leave with Zoe.
00:44:36We're not all monsters, you fucking...
00:44:39monster.
00:44:45You touch her, I'll never make more.
00:44:48So back off.
00:45:03We're still gonna go after Homelander, right?
00:45:05Not today, we're not.
00:45:07Then when?
00:45:08I don't know.
00:45:09A week.
00:45:10Maybe a month.
00:45:12We don't have a month.
00:45:14He's gonna burn everything down like you said.
00:45:16Let's just go now.
00:45:19Not without the virus.
00:45:21But you said I was strong enough.
00:45:23You said I was the only one who could stop him.
00:45:25You said it was my destiny.
00:45:26I just said that, so you'd get him out of the tower.
00:45:30Without that germ, you'd just be another stupid kid on a fucking suicide run.
00:45:37Same old lying, pathetic asshole.
00:45:43Ryan.
00:45:45Ryan.
00:45:52All right, kid.
00:45:53This is a halothane grenade.
00:45:55What you do is you pull the pin, you toss it, and you run like hell.
00:45:59Also, make sure you don't inhale or else you're gonna knock yourself out, too.
00:46:03Once all the bodies are down and the smoke clears, we'll come out and get you.
00:46:06Got it?
00:46:07Yeah, got it.
00:46:10Maverick.
00:46:12Be careful.
00:46:19Huey.
00:46:22Hey.
00:46:22Wait, no.
00:46:23I'm sorry.
00:46:24It's just...
00:46:26He's a really good kid.
00:46:27I mean, if we find the V1, I think we should give him some.
00:46:30Huey.
00:46:31Come on.
00:46:32How many more people are we gonna kill, and then their kids come after us?
00:46:36And then we kill them, and it's this vicious cycle that never fucking ends.
00:46:41Maybe we'll never be able to break it, but we have to at least try.
00:46:43Why?
00:46:51What was that for?
00:46:53It's just, uh...
00:46:55It's been a long time since I've been around someone who is actually trying to make things better instead of
00:47:01stopping them from getting worse.
00:47:06You think that the V1 can save us?
00:47:09Fuck yeah, I do.
00:47:11He's at the hatch.
00:47:15You're there, man.
00:47:15You're there of the an option.
00:47:18You can't put a gun on your head.
00:47:31You should try back in the mettre.
00:47:31You're trapped, man.
00:47:41I think that one.
00:47:42You're with an additional flight.
00:47:45what the fuck is this hey i got an invisible kid here it stinks like v bro mango thunder body
00:47:52spray here take him shit burns my nose maverick is that you bro you with edgar you were one of
00:47:59my dad's best friends how come you never told me it was homelander that killed him bro homelander
00:48:04didn't kill your dad who's butcher's crew you know it's that sus french dude and starlight's
00:48:11boyfriend unless his name was he howie they blew him up stuffed his body parts in a box and dropped
00:48:15him in the east river saw with my own eyes no cap on god bro does it look like the
00:48:33deep is talking
00:48:33to an invisible person fuck
00:48:40fuck
00:48:44fuck
00:48:48fuck
00:48:50they were just here
00:49:10god damn it fuck there's not enough power
00:49:17slithery motherfucker
00:49:21i mean instant karma but fuck
00:49:24um okay we gotta go out front
00:49:25stick together
00:49:30yo nice work brobo cop
00:49:40go
00:49:46clic
00:49:50let's go
00:50:01like
00:50:10sorry bro don't hate the player hate the game
00:50:35oh
00:50:50me
00:51:07Where's your ear?
00:51:09It was you, wasn't it?
00:51:11You killed my dad.
00:51:12Get the fuck off me.
00:51:14Where are you?
00:51:17Is that why you were telling me all that weird shit about letting go?
00:51:20You sick fuck.
00:51:20You're right, you're right.
00:51:21It was me.
00:51:22It was me.
00:51:23I mean, cold comfort, but I killed my dad, too.
00:51:27You fucking psycho.
00:51:28Just wait, just wait.
00:51:29Look, with Translucent, someone murdered my girlfriend.
00:51:32Not your dad, but still, I was angry and scared.
00:51:39And I felt all this hate, and I'm sorry.
00:51:43I shouldn't have done it.
00:51:44It's not the answer.
00:51:45It's the only answer, motherfucker.
00:51:52Raderick, stop.
00:51:53I don't want to fight you.
00:52:06I don't want to fight you.
00:52:07I don't want to fight you.
00:52:09No.
00:52:26I don't want to fight you.
00:52:55It's Maverick.
00:52:58She's done, Maverick.
00:53:01It's okay.
00:53:04It's okay.
00:53:08Everything's gonna be okay.
00:53:13I'm here.
00:53:37Dad?
00:53:40Ryan.
00:53:42Hey, you.
00:53:45I'm really glad you called.
00:53:46I knew you would.
00:53:48It's like a miracle.
00:53:54Like the upgrade?
00:53:55Do you remember when you took me here?
00:53:57Pretended to care about me?
00:54:00I do care about you, son.
00:54:02I love you.
00:54:07I need to ask you for my forgiveness.
00:54:11You already have it.
00:54:12Okay?
00:54:13Let me finish.
00:54:14I put too much pressure on you to fill my boots.
00:54:18And I realize now that, uh, well, that that was impossible.
00:54:27But I do have some pretty exciting news.
00:54:30I am going to live forever now.
00:54:35I'll realize my own legacy.
00:54:38And you, you're off the hook.
00:54:42You can do whatever.
00:54:44Did you do it?
00:54:45Did you rape my mom?
00:54:46What?
00:54:47Of course not.
00:54:49Who told you?
00:54:51Did William Butcher tell you that?
00:54:54Your mother and I, we had an affair.
00:54:58A consensual affair between two adults.
00:55:01Your heart's racing.
00:55:02Well, yeah, because I'm shocked.
00:55:04And frankly, my heart's breaking a little bit that you could think I would do something like that.
00:55:13Ryan, Ryan, stop.
00:55:20Ryan, I don't know where this is coming from because your mother, she came on to me.
00:55:29Ryan!
00:55:30Son.
00:55:32Ryan, buddy, look what came out of it.
00:55:34My son, a blessing.
00:55:59Ryan, look at what you made me do.
00:56:15It's okay.
00:56:18My sweet, sweet boy.
00:56:59Okay, so the virus is gone.
00:57:01Samir took off with Zoe and Butcher went after Ryan.
00:57:06Probably getting lasered as we speak.
00:57:08And Homelander's got Edgar.
00:57:09If he wasn't already close to finding V1, he is now.
00:57:11We are so fucked.
00:57:13Like anal DP1 dude's thighs draped over another dude's both pumping away on some poor girl fucked.
00:57:17Hey, maybe we lay off the porn.
00:57:20No.
00:57:21Okay, I do have some good news.
00:57:25We were able to make out some of the reductive text.
00:57:28In 1963, a troop of Boy Scouts was found dead in the woods near this Fort Harmony.
00:57:34The rip cages of their tiny body ripped open.
00:57:43And this is good news?
00:57:44Bah oui.
00:57:45The files are no longer reducted.
00:57:48Okay.
00:57:50Well, that's where we're headed.
00:57:51We're headed.
00:58:14Annie?
00:58:16Wait.
00:58:17Wait.
00:58:18You could've died, Huey.
00:58:19I'm okay.
00:58:20Hey, I'm here.
00:58:21But I think if that happened, I just, I wouldn't come back from that.
00:58:24This was easier when I was on my own.
00:58:27Annie.
00:58:36Homeowner?
00:58:50Homeowner?
00:58:52Hey.
00:58:53He said, Jesus is going to make up, Jesus is going to make up, Jesus is going to make up
00:58:59my dying baby.
00:59:03All I want for you to do is take my body home, well, well, well, so I can die easy,
00:59:14well, well, well, well, well, so I can die easy.
00:59:21He said, Jesus is going to make up my dying baby.
00:59:34We have much to discuss.
00:59:41Lord, in my time of dying, don't want nobody to cry.
00:59:48All I want for you to do is take me when I die.
01:00:01Well, in my time of dying, don't want nobody to mourn.
01:00:09All I want for you to do is take my body home, well, well, well, so I can die easy.
01:00:20Well, well, well, well, well, well, so I can die easy, Jesus is going to make up, Jesus is going
01:00:31to make up, Jesus is going to make up my dying baby.
01:00:52Well, meet me, Jesus, meet me, meet me in the middle of the air.
01:01:00If these wings should fill me, Lord
01:01:03Won't you meet me with another prayer?
01:01:06Well, well, well, so I can die easy
01:01:10Well, well, well
01:01:14Well, well, well, so I can die easy
01:01:18Jesus is gonna make up, Jesus is gonna make up
01:01:21Jesus is gonna make up my dying bit
01:01:35Lord, in my time of dying
01:01:39Don't want nobody to cry
01:01:43All I want you to do is take me when I die
01:01:50Well, well, well, so I can die easy
01:01:54Well, well, well
01:01:57Well, well, well, so I can die easy
01:02:01Jesus is gonna make up, Jesus is gonna make up
01:02:05Jesus is gonna make up my dying bit
01:02:28Just let me die long
01:02:28Like, if I make up my dying bit
01:02:30Like, if I have no
01:02:35Like, if Iúc
01:02:35Like, if I was to help
01:02:36You won't want to think
01:02:37Thank you
01:02:37Thanks, colleagues
01:02:37In fact, always
01:02:46I want to get
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