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00:09When you sentence this man for his drunk driving, I urge you to remember the damage he's done
00:17to this community. Physical, yes, but also emotional.
00:22I object.
00:23On what grounds?
00:24On, uh, on the grounds that we're old golf buddies.
00:29Sustained.
00:30I think the most appropriate punishment for a drunk driver who crashed his car into a crowded soup kitchen is...
00:35I sentence you to coach a youth basketball team.
00:40What?
00:41Oh, hell yeah!
00:42Yeah!
00:43Ha, ha.
00:43H homeowners!
00:43Ha, ha!
00:43Deg, deg, deg!
00:44Deg, deg, deg, deg!
00:46Deg, deg, deg!
00:47Bah, bah!
00:47Bop, bah!
00:48Yo-yo-yo!
00:50Yer-yo-yo!
00:51Come on a monster!
00:53All right now.
00:55Come on a monster!
00:55Mama, mama, mama, mama, mama, mama!
00:57Come on!
00:57Let's hear it, man!
01:10Come on a monster!
01:12You know I love you, baby
01:14Stop!
01:16Yeah!
01:18I love you too
01:24This is an injustice.
01:26Nichols gets out of a DUI,
01:28he gets to coach a bunch of lovable outcasts,
01:30and he gets good PR.
01:33Enough is enough.
01:34Two can coach at that game,
01:36meaning I will coach my own ragtag kids basketball team.
01:41We got that.
01:42Now, to coach these kids,
01:44I'm gonna need someone who understands physical fitness.
01:47Or maybe someone crafty enough to think up trick plays.
01:51Who's good at tricks?
01:54Of course, Barry Chandelier!
01:57Ahem!
01:58You know, Lincoln,
02:00I got more under my hat than a little gun named Dr. Problems.
02:03I also got 30 years' experience in fixing children's athletics
02:07and a knife named Little Stinker.
02:09Let me help.
02:10That's okay, Glem.
02:12Here's 200 bucks.
02:13Just go have fun.
02:14Hot damn!
02:15Let's go before he changes his mind.
02:17Come on, gang!
02:21Lincoln, you don't know anything about basketball.
02:24They want NBA player right now.
02:25Hurry up.
02:25Parles.
02:26Mr. Parles.
02:27The Eggman.
02:28Plub in plubbins.
02:30Okay, so you know one guy,
02:32but so does everyone.
02:34Come on, let me coach.
02:35I gotta get out of this office with all its boring law papers and legal staplers.
02:39Okay, fine.
02:41But someone's got to find that horrible thing you bought.
02:43What thing?
02:46Hey, Sheila Stance.
02:48Remember when I said I would do something big to put this place on the map?
02:51Well, check out hashtag Baby Bertram.
02:53It's trending through the roof.
02:55Sheila, did you kidnap a baby?
02:56A baby named Bertram?
02:58What?
02:58No.
02:59Baby Bertram is a funny talking robot toy I got at the drugstore.
03:03I'm Baby Bertram, and I say work is for the friggin' birds.
03:09That is horrible.
03:11Sheila Plombay, we've got you surrounded.
03:13I did steal it, though.
03:15Oh, yeah.
03:16Oh, yeah.
03:18Bertram is wonderful.
03:20Where did you hide it?
03:21I don't remember.
03:22Oh, oh, oh.
03:23I'll find it, Unky.
03:24Great.
03:24Bury it in the desert.
03:25Bury me in, like, bikini models, daddy-o.
03:29Ah!
03:30He's perfect!
03:31All right, first things first.
03:33I don't like you, kid.
03:35I only care about one thing.
03:37My career.
03:38Oh, shh.
03:39Come on.
03:39How am I supposed to coach you?
03:42This kid's rude, this one's crude, this one has a single mother,
03:45and you've got a whole cowboy-based persona.
03:48This is never gonna work.
03:50Howdy, partner!
03:51You wish, kid.
03:53I only partner with sophisticated adult lawyers.
03:56Two different worlds.
03:58I would like one pee-wee basketball team, please.
04:01No narcs.
04:01Ooh, that's a dilly of a pickle.
04:04We don't have any left because a local judge keeps sentencing people with DUIs to coach
04:08youth basketball.
04:09You could wait until one of the current ones gets injured driving drunk.
04:12Sentencing them to coach children has not been a deterrent.
04:15So I'm left out of sports.
04:17It's like being a homeschool kid all over again.
04:19Oh, you were homeschooled?
04:21Yep.
04:22The whole homeschool experience.
04:23Skipped three grades, still scared of strangers and the sun.
04:27Watch Cruel Intentions for sex ed.
04:29Who'd you take to prom, your maid?
04:31No.
04:32She didn't want to ruin our friendship.
04:33Well, homeschool kids don't have a team because the government doesn't legally recognize them
04:38as children.
04:38So if you actually want to coach them, you could start one.
04:41Hmm, coach the kids who are such kooky misfits that they can't even be on one of the kooky
04:46misfit teams.
04:48That's the kind of stuff that gets you on the cover of Barely Legal.
04:50The magazine that covers lawyers' lives outside the courtroom.
04:54Coach Nichols, you eat boogers for breakfast?
04:57No!
04:58I ate food!
04:59You dog on kids.
05:02You kids are starting to crack my tough facade.
05:05Soon.
05:07All right.
05:08Time to hunt a baby.
05:09The most dangerous game.
05:11I wish the copier machine were a friggin' margarita machine or something.
05:18Good one, baby.
05:20Let's see.
05:21Baby Bertram was Sheila's date to that wedding and Uncle Lincoln used him to practice standing
05:26up to intimidating men.
05:28Baby needs his bottle of beer.
05:32I'm a drunk baby.
05:34Wait, is it moving?
05:38All right, ladies.
05:39Which one of you is pregnant with Glem's cash baby?
05:45What in the bucket?
05:47Hot clams.
05:48I'm Glem.
05:49I'm a lawyer.
05:51Help me find my bounty.
05:54About dang time this joint figured out what people want.
05:58Let's boogie baby face.
06:00Let's boogie baby face.
06:03Okay, home school team.
06:05Huddle up.
06:06Who is that?
06:07What is that guy with us?
06:07What is that guy with us?
06:08What is that guy with us?
06:09Relax, Sheila.
06:10I got this.
06:11It's safe to come out.
06:12We won't teach you about evolution.
06:16I'm your coach, Lincoln Gum.
06:18Look, I'm one of you.
06:22When I say your name, raise your hand.
06:25Squirrel Barley.
06:26Hi, coach.
06:27Can you give me my various life-saving injections?
06:30Medical stuff is Coach Sheila's department.
06:32No take backs.
06:33Next up, Tap Walden.
06:34Oh, would it not inconvenience your esteemed personage
06:39if I were to indulge in the recitation of a verse
06:42with your permission?
06:45Uh, verily, at the end of, uh, thine practice.
06:51Mildred Crumbles?
06:53Sir Coach, did you know a bee beats its wings
06:5611,400 times a minute?
06:58Yes!
06:59And you both are named Chance Lee Johnson?
07:02Yes.
07:03Are you guys brothers?
07:05Yes.
07:06No.
07:07Lincoln, it's like these kids came from the remainders table
07:09at Planned Parenthood.
07:11No, they're just a little off-beat, like Nichols did.
07:16We're coming together through the power of dance.
07:21Okay, so I've already learned the big movie lesson
07:25that all that matters is having fun.
07:27So Coach Sheila will handle all the basketball stuff.
07:30Now, uh, go have fun.
07:34Uh!',
07:39coaches? I
07:40threw up in my beekeeping suit, as usual. Also,
07:43my nose is bleeding. Also,
07:45what happens when you die?! Well,
07:47first your eyeballs clover Water break!
07:49Lincoln, I'll
07:50be right back. I've just got
07:51an incredible idea.
07:56This sounds like it's in Glem's secret drawer.
08:03You didn't say the magic word.
08:07Please! God damn it! I hate this Glem crap!
08:11Where's the beef, honey? The beef is what's for dinner!
08:17This is how you guys have fun?
08:20There's nothing in the rule book that said a dog can't play basketball.
08:24It is a sin for dogs to wear people clothes.
08:28Not since Vatican II.
08:30Man, are you kids allergic to fun?
08:35Okay, that's enough body fluid for one day.
08:38Good job, everyone. We're gonna give them heck at the game.
08:41This wasn't a game?
08:43No, no. This was a fun practice.
08:45Our fun game is tomorrow against kids on a different team.
08:48Real school kids? Children of the desk?
08:52Yes. It'll be fun.
08:56So glad they called this at the house.
08:58You know, I've never seen them use a scoreboard to show how many nosebleeds the teams gave each other instead
09:03of the score.
09:04Well, thanks for having your kids fake a couple.
09:07Ah, it was no problem.
09:09Anyway, I have some drunk driving to do.
09:12At least this is just pee-wee basketball. No one actually cares about winning or losing.
09:29Ah, nuts to you. I've wasted enough of my time and my hard-earned money gambling.
09:35Time to pick up the pieces of my broken life.
09:38Nuts to you. I would never do that.
09:42Relapse bonus. Now this is pod racing.
09:47Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
09:49Whoa, they made me my own Waluigi.
09:52What's his name? Is it something good?
09:54It's-a me. Glalulelem.
09:57Nope.
10:00You're an embarrassment. Father only loves a winner. Insert more money to make me proud.
10:08Excuse me, please. Who made this? And how did they know my father's dying words? Oh, well.
10:23What'll it be?
10:24Uh, six giant cream corns and buttermilks.
10:27You got it. Six homeschooling delights.
10:30Hey, do you guys want some tokens to play games?
10:33Good sir, we have not journeyed hither for the pursuit of videoed games.
10:38Our sole purpose is the acquisition of the milk and corn of human kindness.
10:42Milk and corn!
10:44Milk and corn! Milk and corn! Milk and corn! Milk and corn! Milk and corn!
10:51Milk and corn! Milk and corn! Milk and corn! Milk and corn!
10:53Hello, dickhead. You look well. How is your team doing?
10:57We may have lost, but they had fun. And that's really all that matters.
11:01Man, I knew that before you did. It's not fair. Also, it turns out, losing sucks and isn't fun at
11:07all.
11:11You have so much to learn, son. I feel bad for you.
11:14Stop having inner peace. We're enemies.
11:18Stop that! And what's with you and that kid's mom? You're married.
11:22Oh, Lincoln. You're so lost. Good luck with the season, bud.
11:27You're the villain, not me!
11:30Wait till we somehow meet in the championship and my kids show yours the true meaning of pain!
11:35I realize I sound like the villain!
11:39Curses.
11:41Sliso the pizza bitch is baby Bertram's number one home dog.
11:45These two party bots can even...
11:47Say hey!
11:48Hey!
11:50Talk to each other.
11:51Oh, great. I can use this to track him down.
11:54Oh, my God.
11:57Bertram's a one-baby party.
12:01What if one of you brings a gun onto the court?
12:03We could sneak some baskets in during the panic.
12:05Coach Lincoln, my dad says guns are only for protecting the bean farm from the government.
12:10Yeah, mine too. It's the same guy.
12:13No, it's not.
12:14If only one of you were, like, fast or strong.
12:17What about Horse Girl?
12:20Horse Girl is stronger than my pa.
12:21She delivered him unto the angels.
12:24I told you guys, no more imaginary friends on the team.
12:27We already have Eric the Pigman, Weepin' Thomas, and Glaluelum.
12:30Horse Girl is very real.
12:32Wild horses raised her, and she wanders the land near my family's compound.
12:37Raised by horses, eh?
12:39Don't get much more homeschooled than that.
12:46Man alive, how long have I been sitting here?
12:49I need to drain the proverbial penis.
12:53What do you want?
12:54Where are you going, Glimgerman?
12:57Emily Melderson?
12:59My prom date from high school?
13:01Oh, I've got so many questions.
13:03But I gotta pee first.
13:05You don't need to leave to pee, silly boy.
13:08Glim's bounty has everything you need.
13:14Also, I don't blame you for the car accident.
13:17I would.
13:27Gather round, team.
13:28We have a surprise.
13:29Oh, pheasant under glass?
13:33Even better, I present to you our new center.
13:37Horse Girl.
13:50She's got the rage-filled power of Ron Artest with the fluid grace of Meta-World Peace.
13:55We have our ringer.
14:11We transmit it!
14:13I can't believe we found a powerful weirdo to counteract the weak ones.
14:17Maybe we can still make it to the finals by some miracle.
14:21They're calling it the opposite of a miracle.
14:23A plane carrying the top four children's basketball teams in the city has crashed with no survivors.
14:29And in gambling news, the crash leaves only two teams alive to play for the championship.
14:33Those of coach-slash-local-hero-slash-lawyer Steve Nichols
14:37and coach-slash-local-zero-slash-model-training's resident good boy, Lincoln Gum.
14:41Aye, such a tragedy.
14:46This damp fog machine.
14:48As she always a malfunctioning.
14:51Can you take down that picture of me with the Vegas' Handsomest Lawyer trophy?
14:56Turns out that was a radio station prank.
14:59Drinks for everyone!
15:00My team just gave me a Vegas' Handsomest Coach trophy.
15:04What a life-changing experience!
15:06That's also given my firm a bunch of incredible PR!
15:11And my wife is very into having three waves with single bombs.
15:15I love life!
15:19Mr. O'Raviolio, I think your fog machine's acting up again.
15:23Fog machine?
15:24Lincoln, I haven't had a fog machine in 30 years!
15:33My God, he's been playing for four days straight.
15:36He doesn't want to spin, but he keeps feeding in more money.
15:38Your bespoke slot machine ideas created the perfect gaming device.
15:44What have I done?
15:45I can't justly release a device this powerful to the world.
15:49My only solace is that there was no way to know I was working for villains.
15:53Huzzah!
15:53The chemicals we dumped by the preschool exploded, just as I loudly hoped for.
16:00Welcome to the Greater Las Vegas Area's Pee Wee Basketball Championship.
16:04I am local character Lunchmeet.
16:07And I am M. George Wallace.
16:10Boy, the filling inside this gym is electric!
16:14We haven't seen drama like this since the heyday of Mr. Paro's The Eggman Plummet.
16:20Now let's go down to the court for tip-off.
16:22All right, team, remember what I told you.
16:25Squirrel, you're allergic to rubber, so don't hold the ball too long.
16:28Tap, don't you wander off no matter how resplendent a bird you glance upon this summer's morn.
16:33And Chancelys, whatever you do, do not look me in the eyes.
16:37Okay? Break!
16:44Wait!
17:02Well, there goes my ride home.
17:26No! This ends now!
17:33Don't kill me! I've never been to France!
17:37We're the naked ladies!
17:44You're free.
17:45Live your purpose as you were meant to.
17:48Free of my perfidy.
17:50You asshole! I was playing that!
17:53But the game was evil. It took $40,000 from you.
17:56Yeah, but I like that little Waluigi guy.
17:59He reminded me of my Italian neighbors who's always stealing my bounty.
18:03But I...
18:06Oh! Hakuno Matata bonus!
18:09Let's boogie baby face.
18:14All right, guys. No need to get down on yourselves.
18:16I have never seen such a horrible period.
18:19And I am Lunch Meat, the gross man.
18:22Like I was saying, keep your chins up.
18:24As mayor, I'm gonna tell the cops to make sure these kids have bad lives.
18:29Sir coach, might you grant my privilege to recite the verse to rally our forlorn spirits?
18:36You know what? Yeah.
18:37This feels like the part of the movie where you use an underappreciated skill to save the day.
18:50Apples, uh, bapples, bapples. Oh no, what am I saying?
18:57Y'all are so right. This team sucks.
19:00I'm starting to think God hates home school kids.
19:02Okay, y'all. I gotta go before they realize I'm talking to y'all.
19:05Now I want you to read chapter eight while I'm at work.
19:08And remember, if you need something, you can always call random phone numbers until someone helps you.
19:25Got room for one more?
19:28Absolutely. You're up.
19:39Hey man, it takes practice. Come back tomorrow and we'll try again.
19:44Thanks. By the way, do you think when our moms die we'll see them naked before their funerals?
19:50What? Hey, sorry kid. I'm kind and all. You gotta go.
19:57Kids, I'm sorry. I thought they were the evil team and we were the lovable underdogs.
20:03But that's wrong. We're not lovable. We're something else. We're home school kids.
20:11Those other kids grow up to be car salesmen, restaurant managers, and male nurses.
20:16They'll have barbecues and friends over to watch the game.
20:20But not us. We'll go to reptile shows and Korean War reenactments.
20:25And we'll never feel right in the world because we were never allowed to actually grow up in it.
20:32So? No. We can't win at basketball or life.
20:37But there is something we can do.
20:39We can go out there, channel all the inner rage and hatred that lurks in our homeschooled hearts,
20:47and make those charismatic friend-havers wish they've never stepped onto the court with us.
20:52So what are you? Regular kids or homeschooled monsters?
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21:36the entire state of Nevada.
21:38Okay, but does that count as a loss?
21:41Actually, technically, in all Vegas sports,
21:43you can win by knockout, so no.
21:46But you should obviously be ashamed.
21:48We won!
21:48Yeah!
21:50We never have to do sports again,
21:52and the normals are scared of us.
21:54I'm proud of you, monsters.
21:56Let's go get some orange juice and white fish.
21:59Juice and fish!
22:01Juice and fish!
22:02Juice and fish!
22:05I'll destroy you for this.
22:07Ah, ha, ha!
22:09I undid your personal growth.
22:11Oh, man!
22:13You did!
22:14Balls!
22:15Hellballs!
22:16I guess I got a little, uh,
22:19extremely carried away by the bloodlust of children's sports.
22:22It's okay, bitch.
22:23Everyone got obsessed with something this week.
22:25It was the theme.
22:26Yeah!
22:27Yeah!
22:28Even William was obsessed.
22:31William is a man who made a whole machine
22:33about my face.
22:34It spoke with the voice of a dead girl,
22:36and I went to the bathroom in it.
22:38Sure.
22:39And just one question, Irene.
22:40What the hell?
22:42Uh, it's just a toy.
22:44It's safe.
22:46Toys are fun fun for children of any age.
22:49Ages eight to eighty.
22:50Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
22:53Ah!
22:53Surprise!
22:54I was controlling him the whole time with my phone.
22:57Torturing you is what I got obsessed with this week.
22:59Maybe next time you'll think twice before you drink
23:01one of Sheila's Mountain Dews.
23:03That was Glam.
23:04Ow!
23:05Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
23:07Woo, sorry.
23:24Strip law acknowledges that homeschooling is often the best solution for perfectly normal
23:29kids, but also sometimes it's for weird freaks and twins.
24:04It's very pleasant to see if kids stay at the same time.
24:07Just be careful, take a little distance apart from that system.
24:07A lot of kids don't have to eat until the same time, but they are so often at home.
24:22Chirp.
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