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00:10Victory ice cream, baby!
00:12Our 10th win in a row.
00:14Irene, I would've got you one, but they didn't have any Tim Burton-ass flavors, just regular
00:17good ones.
00:18Just kidding.
00:19They did have Tim Burton-ass flavors.
00:22Blood Orange and Witch Hazel?
00:24When are we celebrating?
00:25We're on a hot streak.
00:26Our formula is unbeatable.
00:28Formula?
00:29Yeah, you know, lawyer, magician, I say fancy words, wear a suit.
00:33And then I do some black girl magic, a term I just now coined.
00:36I swear, it works so good, we basically don't even have to try anymore.
00:40Hold it now, and watch the hoodwink.
00:43As I make you stop, think.
00:47Ta-da!
00:50You'll think you're looking at Aquaman.
00:55We're crushing it so hard, nothing can mess up.
00:58Lincoln?
00:58Judge Irene, I was saying, nothing can mess up this streak we're on.
01:02Good people of Las Vegas, I, Judge Bowman, am retiring at the end of this week.
01:06But before I go, I plan to break the world's record for most cases presided over by a judge.
01:11This feels great.
01:13This feels great.
01:13I want more.
01:14What's the record for staring at the sun?
01:16I'm going for it.
01:20He moved up all your cases to this week and insists you speed through them so he can get his
01:24record.
01:24What?
01:25We have like 20 cases with him.
01:27That's impossible.
01:28Relax.
01:28There's nothing the formula can't handle.
01:31Yeah.
01:31Yeah.
01:32You're right.
01:34Hey, guys.
01:36Guess who has two thumbs, eleven toes, and can legally practice law again?
01:42I thought you got disbarred and sold your extra toe to that witch.
01:45Then I just reversed the decision.
01:47Guess that's what happens when the judge who disbarred you gets beheaded for treason.
01:51Oh, also, this lady was waiting outside.
01:54She seemed so sad I gave her my Tim Burton ass sundae.
01:57Excuse me?
01:58Are you Lincoln Gum?
01:59My name is Ines Ramos.
02:01My town needs a lawyer.
02:02I'm sorry, Miss Ramos, but we can't take on more clients.
02:06Wait!
02:06Hold on.
02:07Our firm has two lawyers now.
02:10This entire law firm has two lawyers?
02:13Uh-huh.
02:14What's the case, ma'am?
02:15Insurance, divorce, teenage son on camera doing Nazi stuff.
02:19A giant corporation has polluted our town's water supply.
02:23It's such a disaster that this film crew is already turning it into a depressing documentary.
02:30Please, will you take our case?
02:33I'd love to help, but...
02:35One sec.
02:35Hey, Trent, can we get in tight on this heartless lawyer before he turns her away?
02:39But let me introduce you to my associate, Glem Blurchman, Esquire.
02:43You won't regret it.
02:45And sorry about my name.
02:47Okay.
02:48Glem is taking this high-profile case.
02:51What's the worst that could...
02:55Las Vegas is where people go to make dreams come true.
03:00But just a few miles away, my community is living a nightmare.
03:07All the dump sinks and all the city bars and casinos flow to a central pipe running directly under our
03:14town.
03:15Last month, that pipe ruptured.
03:17Now tap water in the average home is 120 proof.
03:22And everyone in this town is always drunk.
03:37We need a hero.
03:40You know, these young pups don't know it, but I used to run this town.
03:44My ads were legendary.
03:47Injured on the job, hit and run, bitten by a dog or a strange dog-like man.
03:51Gotten your genitals, caught in a hot tub, lava lamp, or neighbor's motorcycle.
03:56I can handle all those cases.
03:59Plus, four other kinds.
04:01Glem Blurchman got me a huge cash settlement when I got minor Kleiner penis
04:05stuck in the motorcycle of a strange dog-like man.
04:10I guess you could say money equals Glem C-square.
04:14You mentioned my perfect writing, you pig!
04:17A-T-T-O-R-N-E-Y
04:19After I got disbarred, I had a rough couple of pairs of decades.
04:25Vegas hates losers.
04:35But one hand can turn it all around.
04:38And what a hand this case is.
04:40Greedy fat cats, sad women, and metric tons of liquor.
04:45It's classic Glem.
04:47Once I win, I'll be like Dracula.
04:50Dead and loving it.
04:53Except I'll be alive.
04:55Okay, Sheila, if we're gonna win, oh boy, several dozen cases in a week,
05:00we're really gonna have to lean on the formula.
05:02No more being breastfed.
05:03Got it.
05:04That's why I'm officially promoting you to uncertified paralegal.
05:09This is gonna work.
05:11Thank you for coming, Glem.
05:13And this beef girl is your bodyguard?
05:16No, this is my protege, Irene.
05:19I'm not Glem's protege.
05:20I'm his captive.
05:21I don't go to school.
05:23He makes me work out so I can do more manual labor on his alpaca farm.
05:26I just wanna go home.
05:28Kid, will you please just sign the likeness waiver?
05:31Kid?
05:31How dare you talk that way to Barack Obama.
05:42Tragic.
05:42I've heard of alcohol being fun, but bad.
05:46It's especially hard on the children.
05:49Look.
05:50I just f***ing love Roblox so much, man.
05:55This is awful.
05:58He's right about Roblox, though.
06:00I've seen enough.
06:05Folks, ever since I started my legal career and then restarted it this morning, I fought for the little guy.
06:13Corporations do whatever they want, and people like us fall through the cracks.
06:18Now, those cracks are leaking backwashed vodka into your kitchens.
06:23And bubble baths.
06:25Baths.
06:27Baths.
06:28Well, that ends today.
06:31Today, Glenn Blorchman fights for you.
06:36And cut.
06:37Trent, can we get that again?
06:39That weeping father was pulling focus from me.
06:43All right.
06:44We got a lot of cases to get this record, and we're not leaving until it's done.
06:47Court is now in session.
06:49Your Honor, for my opening remarks, I'd like to begin with a quote from Voltaire.
06:54Man.
06:55Time.
06:56Prosecution.
06:56Closing statements.
06:57He did it.
06:58Jury.
06:59Guilty.
06:5920 years.
07:01What the hell just happened?
07:03Mr. Gum, Ms. Flumbay.
07:05Soaring rhetoric and complicated, wacky setups might help you in your weekly cases, but I have a record to break.
07:11If you want to help your clients, my advice is simple and to the point.
07:15Just like sex with my beloved wife.
07:17If you waste my time, I'm moving on.
07:19From the sex?
07:20Yes.
07:21Bailiff, what's our next case?
07:22The people of Nevada versus Lil Dickens, the viral TikTok baby who shot a police car.
07:28We're not ready for Lil Dickens yet.
07:29That baby guilty as hell.
07:30I've heard enough that baby guilty as hell.
07:34Dang it.
07:39Glam usually gets his best ideas while drinking.
07:42It's where he got the idea for the underwear with a built-in washable condom.
07:45I said he should call him Thunderpants, but he went with Wink and Glam's secret contraption.
07:51Now, Mr. Blorchman, I quit the third grade to start this bar, but it seems to me like just to
07:57consider an environmental regulations alone, my...
08:01Jesus!
08:02What's with the crappy watered-down booze?
08:05How dare you!
08:06I never watered down a drink!
08:07This town has purity laws!
08:09If we watered down the booze, the government could shut us down!
08:13Government?
08:14Purity?
08:16Trivago!
08:17No, that's not right.
08:18What's this...
08:19This thing people yell when they think of something?
08:21Eureka!
08:21Yeah, they yell,
08:22I've got it!
08:24And I've got it!
08:26Your Honor,
08:27what separates a bar from a grill?
08:30A grill might serve loaded tots, but only a bar can serve alcohol.
08:36And my client's town is serving up alcohol and loaded tots, by which I mean drunken children!
08:45But bars can't serve just any alcohol, no.
08:49It has to meet certain purity standards.
08:52And this morning, I filed the papers to have Wet Finger, Nevada...
08:57That's really its name?
08:58That's gross.
08:59I filed papers to have the whole town officially reclassified as a bar.
09:06You did what?!
09:08Which means their liquor supplier, the defendants, are now illegally supplying them with watered-down booze!
09:18So, what's it gonna be, boys?
09:20Pay to fix this town's pipes or pay even more to start pumping up full of top-shelf liquor.
09:28Glim Mint!
09:31A big fleshy maneuver so crazy, your opponent has no choice but to give up.
09:37Like I said, classic Glim.
09:39When Glim said that, he pretty much lost the entire case.
09:42I mean, even for a guy I'm pretty sure had a live crab in his pocket, it was a shockingly
09:46bad decision.
09:47The defense would like to file a countersuit seeking reimbursement for a product provided thus far in the amount of
09:53$4 million.
09:54Motion accepted.
09:55What? What just happened? Did I win?
09:58Not now, Linda.
10:01Okay, Sheila, the formula isn't working.
10:03We have to start trying again.
10:05Aw, man. You sound just like my infertile ex-husband. Nothing, don't worry about it.
10:09We have to just cut to that incredible last part of these weekly cases where we do something inventive and
10:14kind of stupid and then win.
10:15Hell yeah!
10:16Court is now back in session.
10:19Anderson versus Smokin' Joe's Barbecue.
10:21Ladies and gentlemen, my client is accused of attempting drunk, bachelor party-style public sex with an animatronic cow outside
10:28a barbecue restaurant.
10:30Which he did.
10:31Woo!
10:32My client's future is on the line, so I need you all to listen carefully to these important details.
10:38What is entrapment?
10:41The official slogan of the Las Vegas Tourism Board is,
10:44In Vegas, you can get lucky anywhere. Any. Where.
10:49Even outside a barbecue restaurant.
10:51Telling that to a town where tourists are encouraged to get monumentally drunk and horny?
10:56That is entrapment.
10:58More importantly, who here heard a word of what I just said and who was busy staring at the objectively
11:04sexy cow?
11:07That is really entrapment.
11:10Displaying a mechanical cow so seductive that any of us would try to have sex with it?
11:16We rest our case.
11:19Not guilty. Cow robot sex man is a hero.
11:26Now, now, okay. Yes, some mistakes were made.
11:29You turned us into a bar. Now we owe them millions of dollars. And they made the alcohol more pure.
11:37Idiot!
11:38People! People, don't you see? I wanted this to happen. It's all part of the plan.
11:43See, in a case like this, okay, you want them to think nothing of you, right?
11:49That you're on the ropes and then bam! A knockout blow. It's classic glam.
11:55But now, we're being countersued.
11:58And when I win tomorrow, we'll counter countersue for billions!
12:03Your Honor, last time we spoke, believe it or not, I made a mistake. A town can't be a bar.
12:10Yeah, if Wetfinger is a so-called bar, then, legally, no children can be allowed inside its borders.
12:18And that means no smoking, no nudity. You'd have bouncers instead of cups. Instead of houses, people would live in,
12:26I don't know, jukeboxes?
12:28So unless you're prepared to force the town of Wetfinger to enforce all those horrific...
12:35So, we lost the suit and the countersuit.
12:40On the bright side, I hear the strip-mining colony that all the children were taken to is really thriving
12:46under the leadership of a strong 12-year-old named Big Randy. So...
12:50I guess Glem ruined another town.
12:53This is just like the time he sold a defective monorail to that one city.
12:56Oh, what was it? Springfield?
12:58Yeah, I told him, Glem, don't have a cow, man!
13:01But he wouldn't listen. Just kept eating that crusty burger.
13:04Check with legal, but I'm pretty sure we can't use any of that.
13:07Oh, you can't?
13:10Ay caramba.
13:12There he is, the anti-god who stole our children.
13:16Hey, now, that's a little harshly accurate.
13:20Hey, you guys mind if I play this medley of Beatles hits?
13:25Again, Irene, we can't clear...
13:27I want Jesus to help in me.
13:37And I'm on my...
13:42Okay, you're suing Mega Jug Strip Club because you, as a visually impaired customer, need to be able to touch
13:48the dancers in a process you call...
13:51Titty Braille?
13:52That's right. They gotta let us blindos have a feel. Otherwise, it's discrimination-like.
13:58Well, that's a very compelling argument.
14:01Are you crazy? You could've killed me!
14:03Uh, I mean, uh, who threw that? A white dude?
14:07Your Honor.
14:08Dismissed.
14:09You say your husband died of natural causes, correct?
14:12Yes. It was, like, so sad.
14:14That's interesting, because...
14:21Oh, my God, Jeffrey's vengeful spirit!
14:23It's true. I forged a new will and I had him killed.
14:28Uh, this was an inheritance case, but, Your Honor?
14:32Another win, Mr. Gum!
14:34Bailiff, take the witness to lady jail and the dog to dog jail.
14:37Would you look at that one last case and it's a measly parking ticket!
14:41Whoo! The record is as good as mine!
14:44Congrats, even though you could've delayed your retirement by, like, a month and done this normally.
14:49Shut up! Because of me, you two have tied the all-time record for most court cases won in a
14:54day.
14:54Damn! I guess we make a great team.
14:57You're as good as I am out there. Really makes my law degree seem fucking pointless.
15:02Well, tragic news, everybody. The assistant DA for our last case got in a hot air balloon that wouldn't stop
15:08going up.
15:09So, flambe, you're the prosecution now. Bam! You're a lawyer. I can do that like a ship's captain.
15:15It's a lifetime appointment, too. Unless I get beheaded.
15:19Anyway, let's wrap this up. And I guess whichever one of you wins this next one also gets the record.
15:25Any last words?
15:26Before I make you the second best lawyer in history?
15:29Before I make you the second lawyer named Lincoln to get killed by a disgruntable former.
15:33That was a long walk.
15:35That's what these legs are good for, girl.
15:40There you are. You're missing all the fun in the strip mining town.
15:43Boy, oh boy. They weren't kidding. Big Randy really was born without pity.
15:47Yeah, I might as well go be Big Randy's butler. What else good am I at a society? I'm a
15:53loser.
15:53Aw, come on. This is just a speed bump. Classic glam, remember?
15:58This, Irene? This is classic glam. Lose two lawsuits at once, create a hell town full of child marauders
16:06out of a need to prove I'm the smartest guy in the room.
16:09It wasn't about winning or losing. It was all about me. Classic glam.
16:14Ow! Why are you punching classic glam?
16:17Ugh, you dick. I was having fun messing with the movie nerds.
16:20Now you're making me be all heartfelt and sincere, you absolute chode.
16:24Who got Lincoln out of trouble when his airplane anxiety attack was so bad,
16:28the air marshal thought he was an ISIS?
16:31Glam.
16:32Who tricked the Catholic Church into canonizing him the patron saint of single moms?
16:36Glam.
16:37Who got my third grade bully involuntarily drafted by the Navy?
16:40Well, I'd like to think that was more of a team effort.
16:43I never knew the so-called classic glam, but the glam I know is willing to go to the weird,
16:48gross places no one else would
16:50to make sure the buttholes don't win.
16:51And even when you're a disaster, you're a disaster for the right people.
16:56Disaster?
16:58Trivago! Irene, you're a damn genius. Follow me.
17:04Uh, Sir Judge? Judge Horst Penis?
17:07Reynolds, and yes.
17:08Listen here, you. I want to appeal the wet finger case.
17:12Okay.
17:13Wow. Just like that?
17:14Yes.
17:15I thought I was gonna have to do a big speech. Can I do it anyway?
17:18I suppose.
17:21Chickity China. The Chinese chicken. You have a drumstick and your brain. It's just chicken.
17:26Okay. See you Monday.
17:29Now, as you can see in Exhibit M, the wheel is exactly six inches from the curb, where the city
17:33alleges my client is 6.1 inches from the curb.
17:36Mr. Gum, is this really necessary?
17:38Time! Jury, may I direct your attention to the plaintiff who claims he did not pay his parking meter because
17:43he, quote, never carries change, when in fact he has a fortune of coins.
17:48Besides, it was after 8 p.m. when he parked.
17:51Leap days! When the city ordinance was drawn up, Nevada had yet to institute leap days, which means, relative to
17:56the date of implementation, it was Sunday, not Saturday, meaning parking was free.
18:00Pay no attention to my opponent! He's high on his love of illegal pornography!
18:06Order! Order!
18:07Please, for the love of God!
18:09Motion to cross-examine a defense!
18:11Fine. I don't care anymore.
18:12Mr. Gum, would you describe yourself as an expert in parking law?
18:16I've been talking about it for 11 hours.
18:19Then you know the difference between right and wrong.
18:21I believe in my client. I believe in the law. God damn it, I believe in this country!
18:25Is that the truth?
18:26Yes! And I can handle it, it being the truth!
18:29Then why do you, Lincoln Gum, yourself have an unpaid parking ticket?
18:34If you're lying about one thing, what else are you lying about?
18:38I rest my case, Your Honor.
18:39Yes! I have the record! I am God!
18:47If it isn't State Supreme Court Justice Eileen Evans, here to celebrate my record.
18:54No! I heard about this weird court case marathon. None of it is constitutional!
18:59All of these cases are officially mistrials, and I sentence you to death by beheading!
19:04No! My record!
19:06Also, I want to be alive!
19:09Holy shit, Sheila. You really got my ass.
19:12Only after you got mine.
19:13God! I feel incredible! I wanted to destroy you!
19:17I wanted to destroy you! With my mouth!
19:21Words... from my mouth.
19:22What do we do with all this energy?
19:26Well, got that out of the way.
19:27Yeah, good game. Good game.
19:32Sorry I'm late. I had to stop off for some refreshments.
19:36Your Honor, hasn't Mr. Blorgeman wasted enough of this court's time?
19:40Oh, she's right. I have been wasting time coming up with flashy stunts instead of helping my clients.
19:49Wetfinger isn't a bar. Or a documentary. Or a Mad Max Society of Alcoholic Children. No.
19:57It's a town full of people who matter. A town these casinos have turned into an ecological disaster.
20:07Please. First it's a bar, now it's a disaster site. Your Honor, people have been safely living in Wetfinger for
20:12months.
20:13Safe, huh? Well, then you wouldn't mind drinking a cup of their tap water.
20:17Not at all.
20:18Just a sec. Doctors recommend eight glasses of water daily.
20:29Mike, I can't!
20:31But I can't.
20:40Uh-huh.
20:42Your Honor, my best friend is a little kid, and she motivate me to come here and be a big
20:50man.
20:52Now, they thought my friend was in Isis. But he's a good guy. He's a good...
20:59I'm so full of anger, law man. I want to kill my uncle and you.
21:09No, my parents hurt me. Why they hurt me. Mike, I love you guys.
21:18I hate you. I hate you!
21:28Help me. I just want pants.
21:34Can you open it to the guy?
21:37No!
21:38Look at me, Judge. I'm a walking catastrophe. I'm a human glimpsaster.
21:45And any town that turns people into me is a crime against nature.
21:52He's right. No person should ever subject themselves to the risk of becoming like this man.
21:58Your clients have turned this town into an ecological glimpsaster.
22:01I'm lifting the fines, the company must pay restitution, and I'm issuing a recommendation that FEMA intervene on this legally
22:09recognized disaster site.
22:11Yeah!
22:12So, yeah. Glem rules, actually. Also, I've been lying to you guys this whole time. I'm glad I'm his protege.
22:19We know. And now you have an arc. You're probably going to be the breakout character of this duck.
22:24God damn it!
22:24So, at first, we thought Glem was our savior. Then we thought he was a disgusting worm. But he's both.
22:33He's our disgusting savior worm.
22:36So, I completely ruined my reputation with that get drunk and act pathetic move. But I helped these people. I
22:43won by losing. Classic Glem.
22:47Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm pretty sure that booze water is still killing me.
23:01Another crazy day in court. Pretty cool move, huh? Getting the whole town turned into a bar, yeah? I feel
23:07like this is a slam dunk. And aye, caramba.
23:11Glem, what are you doing here? I thought the whole documentary thing was over.
23:15What? Just because you finished your thing, I automatically finish mine? It's been like two days. Nice genitals, SF.
23:22Oh, my God! Thank you.
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