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00:00You
00:05Okay, walk with me on this Gary Wilson bought what is effectively a rotting house according to insiders
00:11There's a rumor that Alison Grant's parents killed her and buried her in the basement when I confronted Gary
00:16He said that his house had good bones who says that if Gary bought this house because he's a murder
00:22Enthusiast obsessed with the promise of a dead girl's bones or he murdered Alison Grant 20 years ago
00:30Why the fuck do you still have her phone get rid of it?
00:33Can I take a look at those Hinkley Hills heralds?
00:35We were talking about from March 2,000. No, I'm sorry. They're still not back. There's fire follow my lead
00:41What are you doing? I'm simply enjoying a bonfire on my property, which you can't seem to stay off of
00:48That mother
01:11Be a good girl Darla
01:26I swear to God you have just taken your last dump on my lawn
01:33Darla
01:35Darla
01:45Darla
01:47Darla
01:49Darla
01:50Darla
01:53Darla
01:54Don't I divorce you?
01:57Darla
01:57Darla
01:57Darla
01:59Darla
02:01Darla
02:02Wow
02:02Darla
03:03She's trying.
03:04She is stunning.
03:07Look how good your genes are, Miles.
03:13Oh, you got a little...
03:15Wait a minute.
03:16Lips is popping.
03:17Auntie Lynn is here.
03:20Oh, wow.
03:23Oh, your first post-baby date.
03:28You deserve this.
03:30I really do.
03:31Did you take a look at the PDF that Rory and I spent hours making for you?
03:34All 12 pages.
03:35Okay.
03:36Including the emergency numbers in case I forget 911.
03:40We'll see.
03:40That's why we put it there.
03:42But we won't need that.
03:43Will we, Miles?
03:45No.
03:46And our first real nice time is going to be a diaper change.
03:49Yes.
03:51Hey, she's got this.
03:54Come on.
03:55Yeah.
03:57Right.
03:57Keys, phone, wife.
04:00Let's go, let's go.
04:02Did I mention how gorgeous you look?
04:05Oh.
04:06Oh, um, you got a little, um, breath of milk.
04:09Oh, get these titties all dressed up and this is how they betray me.
04:13Ugh.
04:13Do you want to go get changed?
04:14We've got time.
04:15They have a 50-minute grace period.
04:16We can't go now.
04:17Do you know how long it took me to get dressed?
04:19Uh, this feels like a trick.
04:22It is.
04:22Watch him out.
04:24I was so looking forward to this.
04:27I'm just gonna smell spoiled.
04:29Hey, it's fine.
04:30Honestly, Giordano's Italian can wait.
04:33I mean, if you wanted, we could just send Lynn home.
04:36Get out of these clothes and put on some Shark Tank.
04:40You've got yourself a deal.
04:42Good.
04:43Because my business is scalable.
04:47Oh.
04:47Me for you.
04:49Me for you, baby.
05:12What are you doing, Darren?
05:15I feel it quietly, trying to silence me, yeah.
05:19My anxiety can't keep it up for me.
05:23Somebody's watching me.
05:25My anxiety, yeah.
05:33My bones.
05:38I told you the real purpose for Gary's bonfire, didn't I?
05:42Yes, but why would Gary Wilson be burning library books?
05:46No, no, not library books.
05:48Newspapers he checked out from the library with an article about Alison Grant.
05:55And last night, while walking with Miles, I saw Darla in front of Gary's house with a bone.
06:03Huge bone.
06:04A human-sized bone.
06:06Okay?
06:06And remember the rumor about Alison Grant's parents burying her in the basement?
06:13That's not a coincidence.
06:15What does Rob think of all this?
06:17I haven't told him he wants me to drop the Gary stuff, but I know there's something up.
06:22I mean, you saw the way he got pissed at Agnes when she mentioned an inspector.
06:27Okay?
06:28He's hiding something in there.
06:35Samira, I know what it's like.
06:38You're a new mom.
06:39Our hormones have evolved to keep us in a hypervigilant state.
06:45And of course, you want to keep your baby safe.
06:50I think that you...
06:52Little bitch!
06:55Oh, if you dig up my azaleas, I swear to God.
06:59Get out of here, you filthy, filthy mutt!
07:03Oh, and don't come back with your filthy poop all over my flowers.
07:10I'm saying I'm following animal control.
07:21Hi.
07:22Hey.
07:23I don't want to rush her.
07:25I just feel like it would be good for her to get out of the house.
07:27Yeah, but I can't believe the Geo Bros was your first offer.
07:30What are you going to suggest next?
07:31Chuck E. Cheese?
07:33Dude, you got to try Drinkly's.
07:35It's where, uh, it's where Hank's used to be.
07:37But they got the best fucking flatbreads.
07:40Oh, I fucking love flatbreads.
07:41I know!
07:42We used to be out all the time.
07:44We used to be fun.
07:45We want to be fun together again.
07:47Oh my God.
07:48What?
07:48What the fuck?
07:50Now they got some wit.
07:51Oh!
07:52You almost ate shit.
07:54No, I didn't.
07:55Nice ride, dude.
07:56It's a quick trike, and it goes really fast.
07:59You want to give it a spin, Robert?
08:01Oh, uh, I'm good, thanks.
08:04Didn't pack my lycra.
08:06And you can call me Rob.
08:08Interesting.
08:09But Robert is your government-issued name, no?
08:14Given to you by your parents, Beverly and Donovan Fisher?
08:18Yes, that is my government-given name, but no one's called me that since high school, so just Rob now.
08:25An adult nickname.
08:27It's quaint.
08:28What's happening?
08:29Yeah, dude, you want to explain yourself?
08:31Oh, no, thank you.
08:33Good day.
08:36It goes fast forward, but backwards.
08:39It's a bit slower.
08:42Oh, God.
08:46Ow.
08:47Are you need...
08:48No?
08:56Gentlemen!
08:58Well, this has been one of the waitest 20 seconds of my life.
09:01Yeah.
09:08What was that about?
09:09Nothing.
09:09Just a friendly and productive conversation between my fellow neighbors.
09:15Nothing more, nothing less.
09:15You never use that many syllables unless you're up to something.
09:18Spill it.
09:19I can neither confirm nor deny.
09:22Come on.
09:23You can trust me.
09:26How's that knee feeling?
09:28My knee?
09:29Yeah, the other night in the woods, you were having trouble with your knee.
09:32Yeah?
09:33And now you're out on a brisk walk.
09:35Guess it's feeling better.
09:38Yeah.
09:39It's a chronic knee problem.
09:40It comes and goes.
09:42Is that something you'd maybe want to talk over with a trained professional or a very observant friend?
09:51No.
09:52I see.
09:57Have a good day.
09:59Have a good day.
10:50I see.
10:55Darla!
10:57Darla!
11:00Darla!!!
11:05She's gone!
11:07She's gone!
11:10Darla!
11:12Darla!
11:19Darla!
11:36Oh, hello, Danny.
11:38Hiya, Lynn. Sorry to bother.
11:39We're just following up on a call from a concerned neighbor.
11:42Unhand my dog, you sniveling coward.
11:46You mean your mother-in-law?
11:48I'm afraid that's confidential.
11:52Agnes, how can you possibly think I did something to your beloved hellhound?
11:57Ah, you see? You see the vitriol?
11:59Look, we both know you didn't really do anything to the dog.
12:02I mean, this is crazy town, USA.
12:04All right?
12:06Totally. So, if you could just let me inside, have a quick look around, we can both get back to
12:11playing call duty.
12:12Sound good?
12:13No, I knew it. Guilty. She's guilty.
12:16Lynn, come on.
12:18No.
12:19What do you mean, no?
12:20You can't.
12:21Why?
12:24Did you kill the dog?
12:26No.
12:28But I know my rights.
12:30And you need a warrant.
12:33You'll be such a narc.
12:35We'll be back with a warrant tomorrow.
12:37We are going to nail your saggy little bottom.
12:41Isn't that right, Daniel?
12:43Yes, Mother.
12:47Hey, Siri, how do you get a warrant?
12:50Like, obviously I know how, but could you tell me any way for fun?
12:52As a bit?
13:04Darla!
13:05Darla!
13:06Darla!
13:06God damn it, Darla!
13:07You're going to have to be louder than that.
13:10Darla!
13:12Best money can buy.
13:14Only a dog's ears can hear.
13:16I'll bet Agnes faked this whole thing just to get me sanctioned or repatriated or some other BS.
13:23Seriously, Lynn, what, what, what goes with you two in the drama?
13:28She's jealous of me.
13:29Uh-huh.
13:30Always has been.
13:31Marty and I used to have the best parties on the block.
13:35Agnes, being a joyless harridan, used to love shutting us down.
13:40She blocked me from being on the HOA out of jealous spite.
13:44That woman will never cease to bend a bylaw to her own twisted liking.
13:50In fact, if her dog is really missing, and that is a very big if, it's her fault.
13:58Why hasn't Darla ever been written up for running around without a leash?
14:03HOA Rule 14, Section 12.
14:05It is in the statutes.
14:08Hey, guys, evidence spotted.
14:17D-A-F?
14:19Um, Dusty as fuck.
14:21Darla Agnes Festersen?
14:24No, don't touch it.
14:25It's right on your property line.
14:27You might as well get caught red-handed.
14:32You know, there could be a simple explanation.
14:35Darla ran into the woods, picked a fight with a posse of raccoons, and is halfway to heaven.
14:41R.I.P.
14:42Good riddance.
14:44It's a gaze.
14:45They're called the gaze of raccoons.
14:47You know, it's also on Gary's property line.
14:52What if he took the dog?
14:58Okay.
14:59I'm gonna go ahead and say it.
15:01I saw Darla sniffing around these doors multiple times.
15:05What if he took Darla?
15:09Agnes threatened him with the inspector.
15:11And we already know how he feels about people looking around his house, case in point.
15:14What if this is his revenge on her?
15:18Hmm.
15:18What if Darla's in his house right now?
15:22Well, if she is, we have to go in there and clear my good name.
15:28Yes.
15:30And save Darla.
15:32Yeah, if she's not dead yet.
15:33She's probably dead.
15:34Why would you say something like that, Todd?
15:36She's not dead, okay?
15:38And we're gonna do something now.
15:40That's right.
15:40Because no dog dies on my watch.
15:42That is a lesbian oath.
15:43We gotta go now.
15:45Maybe we should, um, maybe we should invite ourselves over for a neighborly visit.
15:50Right?
15:51Charm ourselves inside and see if we can find Darla.
15:54Yes.
15:54Tonight, we could go in with a belated housewarming gift as cover.
16:00Mm-hmm.
16:00And I have several bottles of room temperature mediocre Chardonnay that I am happy to re-gift.
16:06Really?
16:08You had to know sometime.
16:13No, I like this plan.
16:15Very Greek.
16:24Hey, my love.
16:26Hey, honey.
16:28Daddy's home.
16:29I'm ready for take two on date night.
16:34Hey, little man.
16:37Daddy's gonna get white girl wasted on one-bodied tea.
16:42I'm sorry, babe.
16:43I can't.
16:44Oh.
16:46I'm just so tired.
16:48You know, I've been all day with Miles.
16:50I'm barely standing up now.
16:52No, I understand.
16:53But you should go out.
16:55Do something.
16:56See what Naveen's up to?
16:57No.
16:58Yes, yes.
16:58I'll stay here with you two.
17:00Come on, babe.
17:00I know how much you've been dying to get out.
17:02Really?
17:03Yeah, I do iron my best shit up.
17:05I'm not wasting my fuck me shit up on Naveen.
17:07You've been amazing and you deserve to go and have some fun.
17:11I guess I could go for like one tiny day.
17:14Yes!
17:15I'm not sure if Naveen's even gonna be...
17:18Oh no, Naveen is free.
17:20I swear that guy's in our walls or something.
17:23I'll go.
17:24Have a good time.
17:25I mean it.
17:26Okay.
17:28Daddy's gonna go get lit.
17:31I won't.
17:32I'll just have one glass of wine and then fall asleep.
17:36This could backfire.
17:38Yeah, but I want to do this for you.
17:40And Darla.
17:42And Darla.
17:52See you soon.
17:53Be careful.
17:54I won't.
17:56I won't.
18:06I ganed.
18:10I don't.
18:12I don't.
18:14I don't.
18:17I don't.
18:18I don't.
18:35hello anyone home
18:41he's not home why would he leave his door open if he's not home maybe we can check for him
18:46in the
18:46back or the basement maybe he's washing his body like taking a shower yeah i mean whatever you
18:55why don't we pop in and find out you can't just break in samira from a legal standpoint we're
19:01not breaking in okay we're walking into an unlocked house yeah but is that legal it's not a felony
19:08we have wine we'll announce ourselves think about darla
19:21let's go then
19:31hello gary it's your neighbors it's your friendly neighbors
19:37announcing ourselves and we wanted to apologize for um our recent intrusive behavior not cool
19:49we also brought you four bottles of the same wine
19:56shit probably just a draft this place gives me the heebie jeebies
20:05right it's it's all the same what do you mean the furniture it's all the same staging furniture
20:13from the open house gary didn't change one thing that's so odd if todd says it's odd
20:18what do you think it means i think it means he's not planning on staying very long
20:26maybe that's the door to the basement
20:32come on darla could be this way
20:37here girl
20:41yep i just peed a little
20:52he's here
20:58he's here
21:10let's look for darla
21:25wow this place is unrecognizable do you remember how sticky the floors used to be
21:30and that pinball machine that they had over there in the corner
21:33yeah remember that thing gave me a snap infection dude never forget
21:38r.i.p hanks man that place had a certain unsanitary charm this is dare i say it kind of
21:44hip
21:44right i mean it sort of has that jubilant and slightly horny energy like a local bar on the night
21:49before thanksgiving
21:51oh yo check it i'm glad that guy survived the regime change you know he worked for hank for a
21:56few years
21:56oh yeah afro beats in hinkley hills come on man i wonder if they'd let me do a dj residency
22:03you know maybe this place has genuinely changed
22:07ravine the pink
22:08spoke too soon
22:09ah good old benedict cumberbitch
22:11ah still a classic
22:12you two lovebirds on a date huh
22:14and that cute little shirt
22:16mmm it's cute
22:18that's kind of homophobic dude
22:19come on don't be such a snowflake
22:21mind if i join you
22:22it's a two-top so
22:23yeah i mean i was a stuffing fish
22:24i love a few
22:26i freaking love this place huh
22:29it's my home away from home
22:31don't get me wrong i love being with fam but uh as men
22:34we gotta be let off the leash you know biologically wired to wander
22:38that's just science
22:40did you learn that from a podcast
22:41yeah
22:44so roborella
22:46how's dad life treating you
22:47yeah you know it's um
22:49it's a bit of a learning curve but we're figuring it out
22:52i hear ya
22:53those first few months after angel was born
22:56lauren started secretly burning our mail
22:58all of it
22:59she thought i was being laced with the anthrax
23:01what really
23:02yeah i lost a lot of good sports illustrate that year
23:05but hey it's postpartum for you
23:08shit is real
23:09yeah i mean it is
23:13sometimes i wish i could just crawl inside my wife's head
23:17wait i might know what she needed from me
23:22don't feel bad
23:24it's not your fault
23:25women are complex beautiful creatures
23:29evolutionarily designed for resilience
23:32okay most men can't even begin to comprehend what chopper does to a woman
23:37yeah that's um
23:39wow
23:41which is why
23:42you gotta lay down the law
23:44make them listen to reason
23:45otherwise those crazy bitches
23:46they're never gonna stop burning the mail
23:48you feel me
23:48i like that last
23:49almost had us in the first hat
23:51all right i got the next round
23:52what do you two ladies want
23:54rosés
23:56roasted
23:56i feel like i've been emotionally wedged
24:02let's go check upstairs
24:03what no i think we should
24:05fuck the fuck off
24:12i'm with todd
24:13fuck the fuck off
24:14come on
24:14we're already here
24:16let's go check
24:17for darla
24:46let's go check
24:58guys
25:00darla is not here
25:02okay
25:03we made a valiant try
25:05but we need to get out of here
25:16who are you
25:17why are you in my house
25:18who are we
25:18who are you
25:20betsy
25:22betsy wilson
25:24gary's wife
25:24wife
25:25he has a wife
25:29we are so sorry
25:31this is a misunderstanding
25:33we're your neighbors
25:36hello
25:37hello neighbor
25:38hi
25:39i'm samira
25:42dana
25:42dana richards
25:44todd man
25:451d2 n's
25:46we wanted to bring
25:48a gift by
25:49to welcome gary
25:50you both
25:51to the neighborhood
25:52the front door was unlocked
25:55it's not a crime
25:57but it is a security breach
25:59and concerning
26:00that's right
26:01so we knew
26:02we needed to come in
26:03and make sure that you
26:04were safe
26:07you said you brought a gift
26:09yes
26:09we brought a bouquet of wine
26:12yeah
26:12for us to all share together as
26:15neighbors in fellowship
26:17get ready for the puns
26:18we'll have a shardy party
26:19if you will
26:20join us
26:22it's shablia grape time
26:23we were gonna bring red
26:25but we were like
26:26maybe pinot
26:27peanut
26:29we're working on that one
26:37after you
26:41after us
26:52you know we
26:54we had no idea
26:55that gary was married
26:57because you know
26:58we haven't seen you around
27:01are you married
27:02oh yes
27:03very happily married
27:04to my wife julia
27:06haven't seen her around
27:08much either
27:10well she's been away
27:17cute picture
27:18is that your family
27:21it came with the frame
27:27so how did you and gary
27:29you and gary mage
27:29online
27:31okay
27:33been together a while
27:35we're newlyweds
27:36oh yeah
27:37just like me and my husband
27:38we've been married for
27:39eight months
27:40city hall wedding
27:41we also have a ten week old
27:42you do the math
27:43that's my story
27:45what about you
27:49i'm not pregnant
27:50if that's what you're asking
27:52same here
27:55you do the math
27:57and the science
27:58it's not gonna happen
27:59unless i paid
28:01to do it
28:02in a
28:04or
28:06informally
28:06with a friend
28:07just
28:08stop
28:08stop
28:10whoa
28:11the wine just hit me there
28:12oh
28:13you actually have anything to eat
28:15i might need something to soak up the alcohol
28:17before i stumble on
28:21you want a snack
28:23snacks
28:24we love snacks
28:27let me see what i can whip up
28:29thank you betsy
28:31yes
28:32i hope she makes burgers
28:37let's poke round beth fisher's house
28:41snooping like a little mouse
28:48shh
28:49don't tell anyone
28:52here you go
28:54here
28:55you
29:20what do we have here mr miles
29:24should we see what don's investment portfolio is
29:29hmm
29:34oh
29:35what's this
29:402005
29:53Robert shows a proclivity towards
29:56violence
30:00prone to outbursts
30:03and antisocial behavior
30:05it's clear he doesn't have many friends
30:08the patient's most overwhelming emotion
30:11is rage
30:15rob
30:17our rob
30:25i mean
30:26is it gauche to ask for a promotion in this climate
30:29megan's parents paid for the house
30:31but
30:31it's still gonna be hard to live the brie and jamone niberica lifestyle
30:34that i'm accustomed to on one salary
30:37hey don't look now
30:38but
30:39i think you've got a little admirer over there
30:41that is giving you some serious pupil action
30:43what time
30:45ten o'clock
30:47subtle
30:50that is not subtle
30:57she's not looking at me dude
30:58yes she is
30:59no
30:59no she's not
31:00hey can you stop being such a wet flannel
31:02i know the split's new but this could be a good opportunity for you
31:05oh my god she's coming out
31:06okay cool
31:06do you not talk about your dj
31:08hi
31:09dance hall
31:09r&b
31:10uh hip-hop
31:11stuff like that
31:11uh uh uh uh
31:14uh dj
31:14oh sorry hi
31:15uh what up
31:17i'm so sorry to interrupt
31:19um well we actually signed up for next game
31:23oh
31:23oh shoot we totally stole your spot
31:26no no no no no rush no rush
31:27i just wanted to let you know that we're next
31:30and um
31:31i'm actually down to play whoever wins
31:35good thing my middle name is winner
31:38uh
31:39i was hoping for that
31:41i'm i'm kate and
31:43oh sorry what's your first name
31:45naveen
31:46um you know what let me clean this up
31:48and uh
31:50buy you a drink
31:51and we can get a game going
31:54yeah
31:54yeah
31:55yeah
31:56yeah okay
31:57all right
32:01i think that is my cue to leave you to it
32:03maybe it is
32:05you got this
32:10oh
32:10quite the presentation
32:12fancy
32:19sardine
32:24are you still hungry
32:28because if not i should
32:29yes
32:29starving
32:31right guys
32:32aren't you
32:33not me
32:34i'm trying to cut back
32:36on what
32:38well that's fine
32:39because i love it
32:41it's great for breastfeeding
32:42you know oily fish with all the
32:44omegas
32:46oh
32:47slippery little sucker
32:53yum yum
32:54yum yum
32:55yum
32:55yum
32:55yum
32:56yum
33:03yum
33:03yum
33:05yum
33:05yum
33:05yum
33:05yum
33:05yum
33:05yum
33:06Crunchy.
33:07Crème de la crème.
33:10Ah, shit. I'll give it a try.
33:15Whoa! My hands are so oily.
33:18Don't you hate when that happens, Dana?
33:19You want to come to the bathroom with me while I wash my hands?
33:22I might need an extra set of hands.
33:27Yes, I would be glad to.
33:29And that way, I'll know where the bathroom is
33:31in case I have to go to the bathroom, which I will,
33:33because I have a tiny bladder.
33:35It's at the top of the stairs.
33:37Great.
33:38Mmm.
33:40Kinda just slides right down.
33:44Let's try the basement.
33:47Are you sure it's this way?
34:01Ah, dust in my throat.
34:05You know, I should probably go check on your friends.
34:08You know, the paint in the library is an interesting hue.
34:13Is that pink, or is it tea rose, or...?
34:16I'd say it's more of a flesh.
34:20The basement.
34:21The basement.
34:21The basement.
34:22You alright, yeah?
34:25After you.
34:40After you.
34:47Yeah.
34:52Darla.
34:57Darla.
34:59Your girl.
35:01Darla.
35:07Oh, my goodness.
35:10She's really in there.
35:12Darla?
35:13What are you talking about?
35:15It's the grave of Alison Grant.
35:28Quick, we don't have a lot of time.
35:30Samira, what is going on?
35:32Remember when I told you Alison Grant's parents killed her and buried her in the basement?
35:36Well, allegedly, I thought.
35:38But yes?
35:41Wait.
35:43What about Darla?
35:44Did you bring us here under false pretenses?
35:47We're still looking for Darla and Alison, who I think Darla partially found because I saw her the other night
35:54with a bone that she got from Gary's trash can.
36:00Do you mean that Gary might have killed that girl?
36:02Maybe.
36:03And then he killed Darla because she knew too much?
36:06She didn't ask for that.
36:07She just went to shit in someone's yard.
36:09He did say the house had good bones.
36:11Another meaning of the real estate term.
36:13That bastard bought this house as a trophy so he could bask in his terrible crime.
36:20Exactly.
36:21And destroy the evidence.
36:23Anything he can get his hands on.
36:24Anything he can disinter.
36:26Why didn't you tell us about any of this?
36:28I didn't want you to think I'm crazy.
36:31I need to prove it to myself.
36:32I need to know I'm not losing my mind.
36:35You believe me, don't you, Dana?
36:41What do you think?
36:52Proper form, soft elbows, bent knees, 20 years of topsoil and annual moisture.
36:59The remains are likely skeletal and they're probably in pieces so investigate all solid things.
37:06Let's go.
37:08So you chose not to add any new decor or personal touches to your home?
37:14Oh.
37:15Well, we thought we'd finish fixing up the place.
37:20You're going to need permits here.
37:23You know, historical landmark and what have you.
37:30Why don't you go outside?
37:33I'm allergic to the sun.
37:45Hey.
37:46Whoa.
37:48Oh, Jesus.
37:49Rob, you startled me.
37:54Where's Samira?
37:58I think I hit something.
38:00Bone?
38:01It's hard.
38:04And wet.
38:05What?
38:09Oh, shit.
38:11It's a pipe.
38:20I like the wallpaper.
38:23Do you see all the eyes?
38:27All the eyes on the wall looking back at us?
38:32I've always seen the eyes.
38:42I often think I'm the only one who sees the things I see.
38:47How do you mean?
38:48Well, you know, a detail.
38:52But here we are, seeing the same thing.
39:06She had to run errands.
39:11What?
39:11Now?
39:13It's nearly ten o'clock.
39:16You're not angry, are you?
39:24Oh.
39:26Hi.
39:27Damn, damn, damn.
39:28What's this gonna do?
39:30Uh, maybe we, uh, put a bunch of dirt on top and see if it'll soak it all up?
39:34This works at track.
39:35Do it.
39:55Oh, hi.
40:06Okay, good night.
40:08She'll be back any minute.
40:11I know it.
40:12What the hell?
40:15Um, I just want you to know that we all think of you as a very kind, gentle, even-keeled
40:24person.
40:25Right, yeah, okay.
40:26Good night, then.
40:46Well, thanks for stopping by, neighbors.
40:50Let's not do this again soon.
40:52And I'll send you a bill for the pipe.
41:04Darla!
41:05My sweet baby!
41:07He saved the dog!
41:09Come here, baby!
41:11Oh, baby girl.
41:12Oh, my baby, you're home.
41:15Here's your favorite bone.
41:17Yeah, she was just wandering Asheville Crescent.
41:19Thank you so much, all.
41:21Oh, my hero, you brought me my baby.
41:24Oh, thank you.
41:25Come on, baby girl.
41:26Oh, come on.
41:28Come on.
41:30Great.
41:31Now he's a hero.
41:33A dog saved is a dog saved.
41:36I-I sense this somehow peeves you.
41:40I guess you're off the hook now.
41:43I guess I am.
41:45Hey, I learned that I like sardines.
41:49So, you know, win-win.
41:51I'm gonna go soak my blisters.
41:55Todd, come help me.
41:56Come in.
42:06Oh, thanks for the wine!
42:09Oh, thanks for the wine!
42:24Just entering.
42:25Just entering.
42:26Yeah, okay.
42:26Of a guy who has already called the cops on you, and then you start vandalizing his property.
42:32Why were you even in there?
42:33I was looking for Agnes' dog.
42:35Agnes couldn't look after her own dog.
42:37For God's sake, Samira!
42:38This was so reckless and dangerous and illegal.
42:43He could have called the cops on you again.
42:47You could have been hurt.
42:49But I'm okay, and he didn't.
42:52And I also feel like you're glossing over this whole secret wife thing.
42:56He has a woman stashed in his house like a doll.
42:59She's not the one breaking into people's houses and ripping up their basements.
43:02You don't understand.
43:03No, I-I don't.
43:06So, help me.
43:08Please, help me to understand.
43:10Okay.
43:11Maybe it's not about the dog.
43:14What then?
43:17I know.
43:19I know something's wrong.
43:22That guy is up to something, and I need you to believe me.
43:25What do you think he's up to?
43:28He's digging up Alison Grant's bones.
43:35Samira, I have told you.
43:37That is just a rumor.
43:39Do you know what he was burning in that bonfire the other night?
43:42I don't know.
43:43Logs.
43:44Newspapers.
43:45Yeah, it's kindling.
43:45That's how people start fires.
43:47Newspapers from 2005, Rob.
43:50Newspapers about her, about Alison Grant.
43:53What?
43:54Why didn't you tell me this?
43:56I was trying to find information online, and I couldn't.
43:59And I started digging.
44:01He was burning evidence about her death.
44:04You have to know that-
44:05Enough!
44:05Okay?
44:06It was 20 years ago.
44:08Her body isn't down there.
44:10So just drop it.
44:19I'm sorry.
44:21I'm sorry.
44:22I'm just tired.
44:30I'm sorry.
44:35Samira, I'm sorry.
44:36It's okay.
44:37Consider it dropped.
44:45So she thought the dead girl's bones were down there?
44:49I mean, I get the instinct.
44:51The vibes radiating off of Gary?
44:54I don't like him.
44:55He's the kind of person that you want to hold your breath when he walks by.
44:58And if he called the cops on me, oh man, I would hold that grudge until the end of time.
45:05Don't get me started on nightgown lady in the house, either.
45:09In a way, she kind of reminds me of you.
45:12What do you mean?
45:14Well, just in that she can't leave the house, and you don't leave the cul-de-sac.
45:20Of course I leave the cul-de-sac.
45:22No, you don't.
45:23I would see it.
45:24I mean, I see everything.
45:30It's just, I...
45:33I like having clear boundaries set.
45:36No surprises.
45:37I know what to expect.
45:39And then I don't worry.
45:41Okay?
45:42Agoraphobia is kind of at odds with your rambunctious live-laugh-love personality, no?
45:49Yeah, well, people are complicated.
45:51For example, I wouldn't guess that adult Charlie Brown would be deeply into avant-garde Japanese workwear,
46:00but we all contain multitudes, don't we?
46:07Okay.
46:08Showed you mine.
46:09You gotta show me yours.
46:10Show you my what?
46:12Your big secret from yesterday.
46:14Come on.
46:15Well, I found a police report.
46:18And?
46:19Let's just say it's not Gary that we need to be worried about.
46:26It's Rob.
46:42One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do.
46:51Two, two can be as bad as one.
46:56It's the loneliest number since the number one.
47:11One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do.
47:21It's the loneliest number.
47:25It's the loneliest number.
47:26It's the loneliest number.
47:29Because one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
47:38Because one is the loneliest number that you'll ever know
47:48Because one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
47:58Because one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
48:07Because one is the loneliest number that you'll ever know
48:15One is the loneliest number one
48:19Is the loneliest number one
48:24One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
48:32One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
48:59One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
49:00One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
49:03Because one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
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