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00:07I am going to be used to listening a lot of things in the great listening media and
00:29I'm going to get married to a man who treats some goods and we're going to live somewhere
00:34magic. Bright colours everywhere, everybody goes, oh my god, that's a great house. I might
00:42have kids but I might not because granted it's ruined your life.
01:33Ask me what I think I believe I need to see you,
01:38Whittle in the answer
01:39You seek what I thought and I keep having to lead you
01:48I look fat.
01:50I'm sure you don't, darling.
01:52You know, you are looking quite big.
01:53I'll check.
01:59I don't know.
02:04It's a bit...
02:11My ass looks gigantic.
02:12Everybody wants giant arses these days.
02:14It's in.
02:14Well, you're out.
02:15You're as flat as a pancake.
02:17You've both got lovely arses.
02:19What about my wrinkles?
02:21What wrinkles?
02:23That's all right.
02:25Who is it?
02:26Who is it?
02:28Now, hang on.
02:31Dad.
02:32Did you see me X-ray vision there?
02:34Jesus Christ.
02:36You're going to have to get it.
02:38Go on.
02:38Off my bed.
02:44Spencer.
02:48Sharon.
02:49You look nice.
02:52Your dad here.
02:53Dad.
02:54It's Spencer.
02:56Tell him to pick up your gran.
02:58He says pick up your gran.
03:00Can you tell him Sam's been trying him?
03:01Sam's been calling you.
03:03About what?
03:04About what?
03:05The Denson boy.
03:07The Denson boy?
03:09Tell him to pick up your gran and shut his mouth.
03:16Bye.
03:20All good?
03:22Aye, Leangelo and the boys.
03:23Another robbery.
03:24We've seen the boys like him come and go, haven't we?
03:27Aye, we have.
03:28And tonight she's sending a message.
03:30So, today?
03:32The rules, yeah, go on.
03:34Powder.
03:35Has to be done in the port-a-loose.
03:37And don't let Peter get into anything with anyone again.
03:39Well, he's promised best behaviour.
03:40What do you call that?
03:42As your mum promised the same.
03:45Well, there's lots of handsome men to keep her distracted.
03:49Can you try and help Sian?
03:51With what?
03:52You know what?
03:54Stop scaring the boys away.
03:56She's got just as many away as I do.
03:59No, she's just picky.
04:01Here.
04:02Promise me.
04:05She wants her own love story.
04:08What's wrong with that?
04:09I just want to make good choices.
04:11She will.
04:12If we give her a wee bit of space.
04:14Aye.
04:15Have you seen the choices she's made in the past?
04:18I like the kid she fell in love with that softly.
04:21He stuck his finger up her nose.
04:23Did that justify the boys dragging him away?
04:26Hmm.
04:28She cried for days.
04:30That gives a mop-eared kid a chance.
04:33Sian said he stared at him all night.
04:35She is too young to go alone.
04:37She was 16 and she really liked him.
04:41I'm really trying.
04:42I've introduced her to some nice boys.
04:44One.
04:45One boy.
04:46And he only wanted to date her to climb the ranks with you.
05:02You're dad's almost best behaviour today.
05:06No flirting with the men though, please.
05:08They're all disgusting, dad.
05:10Your mum's probably slept with most of them.
05:12You don't want to share an ex with your gran.
05:15That ship has probably already sailed.
05:17I loved.
05:20What?
05:20They're all fucked.
05:21They're all fucked.
05:25I've got my hands and took my hands.
05:27She gasps when she saw the size of it.
05:29With my forearms bulging I pushed her legs apart and shoved my loaded wrists inside the web phone.
05:53I'm ready.
05:59I'm ready.
06:04He's handsome, our Dylan.
06:06Got that from me.
06:08Mm-hmm.
06:09And then he passed it on to me.
06:14Have you noticed that Eddie always smells like...
06:18like damp?
06:21You know, I haven't had a ginger in quite a while.
06:26I think you need to go on a nut-free diet, Nan.
06:29This is where I get all my protein.
06:31So you've been disinvited after last year.
06:40Never got into his pants.
06:42Wouldn't he want to?
06:44I heard he got demoted, too.
06:47Fade old Pete.
06:49Oh, never proven.
06:54Doesn't he do himself any favours, does he?
07:01Hot young piece of meat.
07:03It's a bit of a wet blanket.
07:05Christ the ass.
07:08You know, this is the first time he's been invited to anything.
07:11Yeah, you can tell.
07:14Sam.
07:15You know, I never got why Dad liked him.
07:18He's a dull foot soldier, that one.
07:21Great in a pair of shorts, though.
07:23So who you got your eye on tonight?
07:29I thought you were usually one and done, man.
07:32Didn't he quite get it done?
07:35You?
07:36Who's caught your eye?
07:40No-one here.
07:42Dad would find a way to ruin it anyway.
07:44Good.
07:44You're too young.
07:45Don't you get caught up in a fantasy like your mother.
07:49Shannon.
07:50Come here.
07:52Good services all us women need.
07:54We don't need men for anything else.
07:57Perfect timing.
07:58All right?
07:59All right, I just want to introduce you to a couple of people.
08:03Jasper is my daughter.
08:05Shannon, Colin, Jasper is in his second year at university.
08:08Studying to be an engineer.
08:11That's nice.
08:12And Colin owns quite a few local businesses.
08:15He's a good man.
08:19Although, I've heard rumours he's been getting a little bit more involved with that
08:23Denson lad.
08:25With Angelo.
08:28Is that right?
08:29Seen it at their garage, apparently.
08:34No, I haven't.
08:40Sean, your brother's getting in soon.
08:42Why don't you go and pick him up?
08:44Yeah.
08:56What are you doing to that, Garnage?
08:58No, I wasn't.
09:00Come on, don't act daft now.
09:03The Denson lot are trying to take over and you're meant to be my friend.
09:09It's us or them.
09:12You know that.
09:19Go and enjoy the party.
09:21We'll talk again later.
09:23Bye.
09:33Bye.
09:37Bye.
09:39Bye.
09:40Bye.
09:42Bye.
09:43Bye.
09:45Bye.
09:45I don't know.
10:22I don't know.
10:49I don't know.
11:25I don't know.
11:48I don't know.
11:50Shannon.
11:52I feel underdressed.
11:55Hey.
11:56Well, this train station has high standards.
11:58Yeah, I see that.
12:00I haven't been there for a while.
12:02Where have you been?
12:04Well, you can't hear that accent.
12:11So do you think maybe I could get your number?
12:19Well, does this station have rules about that?
12:21No.
12:22I mean, beyond the dress code, it's pretty loose.
12:26Okay.
12:30Sean!
12:33Sean!
12:35Is that your boyfriend?
12:36Uh-uh.
12:37Brother.
12:39I don't know.
12:40Doesn't last meeting you.
12:43Shannon.
12:56Who was that?
12:57Don't know.
12:58Do you want to consider finding a career instead of another crush to break your heart?
13:04What?
13:04Like going to university to work on strategies to make offshore drilling more efficient.
13:08I'm such a hero.
13:11I missed you.
13:12Stop it.
13:13You'll mess my hair up.
13:14How big does this do, then?
13:16Big.
13:17A team, you think?
13:18Well, for now.
13:19Well, I'm shattered and I've got an exam tomorrow.
13:21I just want a low-key night.
13:23Well, then you should have stayed at home.
13:24Oh, you think Mum would have allowed that?
13:25Never.
13:26But...
13:27Do you think Dad might ask me about work?
13:29In the future?
13:33Nah.
13:34He wants you away from this world.
13:36Not in it.
13:40Do you do your own make-up, by the way?
13:42You look a bit like a raccoon.
13:43Shut up.
14:09Let yourself a drink.
14:10Come on.
14:12I'm at home.
14:13What?
14:13Here?
14:14No.
14:14It was when I went to get Luke.
14:15I saw him in town.
14:16Anyway.
14:17I felt this part.
14:18What?
14:20Why?
14:21Someone's broken something in there.
14:23Oh, okay.
14:24Thanks, darling.
14:25Great.
14:26Let me sort this and then I want to hear all about it.
14:28Okay.
14:37Hey.
14:38University boys back in town.
14:40Happy birthday, Dad.
14:41I'm sure you'd make it.
14:43I wasn't sure either.
14:44I think he's on tomorrow.
14:47You ready for it?
14:48Yeah.
14:49Yeah, of course.
14:52You don't yell.
14:53Um.
14:55Spencer's new.
14:56Spencer.
14:57Yeah.
14:57Luke.
14:59Breeze of the family.
15:00Oh.
15:01We'll be back.
15:02You didn't make the first move, did you?
15:05Good to let them make the first move.
15:07Men like to take charge.
15:10What if I don't see him again?
15:11Um.
15:12You will.
15:13It's a small town.
15:14The way he acted, it was...
15:18It was different.
15:22He was...
15:23He was gentle.
15:26You're smitten.
15:27Hmm.
15:32I am.
15:35I know that feeling.
15:37Tell me again how you met Dad.
15:41Then back to the party.
15:43Then back to the party.
15:46Oh.
15:47We were young.
15:48Really young.
15:49Your granddad was having a party.
15:52And my family knew him well, so...
15:55I was dragged along, kicking and screaming.
15:59As soon as I got there, I just...
16:03Felt...
16:05This...
16:05Pull towards him.
16:08He was...
16:10Beautiful.
16:12I mean...
16:13He still is.
16:14But...
16:14I just couldn't...
16:16Keep my eyes off him.
16:19He...
16:20Played it more casual.
16:21Till later in the night.
16:23He glances.
16:24He didn't think I noticed.
16:26Then...
16:27His dad introduced us.
16:28He made a joke that...
16:29We'd probably end up marrying each other one day.
16:33And then...
16:34We were dancing.
16:37Danced all night.
16:39Best friends from that day.
16:41Smacked you, Billy.
16:45I'm just still dead like you.
16:46I'm just still dead like you.
16:47I'm just still dead like you.
16:48I'm just still dead like you.
16:50I'm just still dead like you.
17:04What did you get, Dad?
17:06Massage.
17:07For the stress.
17:10You think Mum's gonna let another woman touch Dad?
17:12For relaxation purposes...
17:14We're just gonna have a heart attack one of these days.
17:19Thanks for coming.
17:20All yous.
17:23Right, before we get started...
17:24Cat just wanted me to remind everyone about the powder.
17:29In the port-a-loos only, please.
17:31Yeah?
17:32We were cleaning up after you for weeks last night.
17:37Listen, it's been a good year.
17:40So let's raise the glass...
17:43To another strong one.
17:47To my cat.
17:48Yes.
17:50For keeping us all fed and in line.
17:52To cat!
17:55Right? Enough of that.
17:58Party games!
18:02You've heard off now, Dale.
18:04Stick around for the games, pal.
18:08Yes way, boys.
18:18Right.
18:22I'm thinking...
18:24We start with...
18:27You.
18:29Oh, well it's numb not much.
18:31You'll be fine, pal.
18:34It sends you an opponent.
18:49You.
18:49You.
18:59Father and son.
19:01People pay hundreds to watch this.
19:03Come on.
19:07Come on!
19:08Come on!
19:36Everyone...
19:40We're not enough.
19:44So don't forget it
19:48It's just a silly phase I'm going through
19:55And just because I call you up
20:03Don't get me wrong, don't think you've got an aim
20:10I'm not in love, no, no
20:16It's because
20:29Sean, I'm Helen
20:32Wait
20:37Call me if you need me here
20:49Look, where are you going?
20:51I don't want to ruin the night, ma
20:55I'll see you for dinner in a few weeks
20:56But why are you leaving?
20:58You've not had anything to eat, or...
21:00Or watch Dad set enough men on each other
21:01It's just party games
21:02Party games, Mum, come on
21:05Colin's been speaking to the den since
21:07Your dad's just trying to keep us safe
21:09Charge you in the week, okay
21:12Do you want a lift to the station?
21:13Eddie, or...
21:14I'll walk
21:16Let me get you some cake
21:17Just wait a sec
21:27There you go
21:32See you later
21:47See you later
21:49Where's Luke?
21:50Oh, I have to head home
21:51Revise for his exam
21:52You're gonna be fine
22:02Every time you see the words
22:07I don't know what to say
22:08Back, back to the beginning
22:09Really wish nothing could change
22:10I do
22:11I do
22:13Every time you get too close
22:14I don't know if it's
22:15And every time you see the words
22:16I don't know what to say
22:17Back, back to the beginning
22:18And then they will start your change, I do, I do, I do
22:23I blame it on your love, every time I fuck it up
22:28I blame it on your love, I do
22:32I blame it on your love, I can't help it, I can't stop
22:37I blame it on your love, I do
22:42I blame it on your love, every time I fuck it up
22:47I blame it on your love, I do
22:51I blame it on your love, I can't help it
22:55I don't stop, I blame it on your love, I
23:17I blame it on your love, I blame it on your love, I blame it on your love
24:09I blame it on your love, I blame it on your love
24:17I've got the one with the lazy eye
24:18I can see them
24:35Were you in your REM sleep?
24:38I was
24:40You're gonna be knackered old Ethan
24:42I know
24:47You've not been doing your skin care
24:49There's 12 steps to it
24:5012 steps to greatness
25:07Hi
25:11That's who?
25:12Oh yeah
25:15Train station boy
25:16Hi
25:21I'm at home
25:28Don't eat breakfast
25:33Uh
25:34Yeah
25:36I could spare an hour
25:41Okay
25:42Yeah
25:43See you there
25:51What is that?
25:51Mm-hmm
25:53Who wants to meet in an hour?
25:57Okay, tell me
25:58Okay
26:00Okay
26:01You still smell good?
26:02Mm-hmm
26:03Get your hair up, show off your jawline
26:04Give your face a wee splash of water
26:06Go go go
26:07I'll get the car
26:08Go go go, I'll get the car
26:16Go go go
26:17Go go go
26:23You er... you're not supposed to be here
26:26Why not?
26:27It's officers only.
26:37They're critting kids now.
26:39They are you cheeky, git. What, are you, erm,
26:42considering a career change or something?
26:44Aye. There's loads of transferable skills, no?
26:56You nervous? No. I'm excited.
26:59Don't be too keen. You're a busy girl. Lots of options.
27:03It's my breath smile if he tries to kiss me.
27:05That's good.
27:10There he is.
27:26Get in the car.
27:28Get in the fucking car!
27:33That's Aaron Denson.
27:35He's LiAngelo's brother.
27:38Those boys have been causing your dad so much trouble.
27:42Not him, Shannon. Anyone but him.
27:50Don't mention this.
27:52Do you understand?
27:54Mm-hmm.
28:31Feel it all and by the end of the cigarette pack
28:38I can feel it all and by the end of it
28:40I know, you know, we know what's gonna happen
28:44Straight through the night, back on the wagon
28:47Fires in your eyes, but it's never gonna happen
28:50I can feel it all and by the end of it
28:52Cigarette packet
28:55Cig-cig-cig-cigarette packet
28:58Cigarette packet
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